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Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can ask for a tarot reading from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and a junior shrine maiden will deliver a fortune cookie if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! Hang around if you GET and remind me. You may be waiting a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Keep internet/avatar drama out of the shrine, please.
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dubs for shitty tarot reading
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Early thread is early.

-J
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I was playing TTT when the notification appears
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*Hi everyone! I'm finally back!*
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Hello~!
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>>691353565
-hug-
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>>691354015
>>691354169
Hi guys! I started a little early tonight because I'll also have to go to bed early.

>>691354225
Welcome back!

>>691354402
Hey Marisa~
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Roll

-J
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>>691354696
You're looking beautiful today~<3

>>691354640
Evening Ika!
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>>691354640
>*hugs*

How are you lately?
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>>691355172
Th-thank you..!
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>>691355172
...h-hi..

>>691355179
ow...
its that time of the month and tylenol in site
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>>691355434
O-oh... uhh.. th-that sucks.
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>>691355579
Fucking kill me
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*So, as you all have probably seen i have not been around that much lately, did something remarkable happened while i was not there?*
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Ey thread
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>>691355723
I'll sit on your face until you suffocate.
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>>691355423
You're welcome my little shrines maiden~

>>691355434
Ouch...

>>691355927
I don't know.. not in that many threads but i'd say things have been really calm and coozy these last ones!
Welcome back Gandalf the missing
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>>691355927
Not really, just business as usual pretty much.

>>691356035
Hello~
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>>691356130
as long as you don't squish my face....

>>691356159
-stare-

>>691356222
-hug- nice trips
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Elsa: [reading Jacob's palm] See. According to this, you're already dead.
[laughs]
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>>691356373
Not in the traditional sense but there might be some squishing sounds.
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Hello there!
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691356159
Hi Renko! What's up?
>>691356222
Hi Risa, you got trip's by the way.
>>691356373
Hello Ika, how you doing?

-J
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>>691356629
are you going to shit on me?

>>691356758
-voice crack- h-hi..
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>>691356035
*Hi Seija!*

>>691356159
*Hi Renko!*

>>691356222
*Hi Marisa, i missed you too btw, have you noticed if anyone from the waifu threads got into Reimu's ones lately?*
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TRIPS REIMU TRIPS
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>>691356732
Offbyone kenobi. Damn, anyway, here for conversation, as my luck is always shitty
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691357065
<3
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>>691356924
Ewww, no!

Scat: Not Even Once
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>>691357065
For real tho. Second offbyone. God damn.
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691356955
Aaah.. i don't really remember who's from the Waifu threads, i've been planning on dropping by but haven't found the time yet.

>>691357045
>*giggles*

>>691356304
So it seems i got trips... and i want a kiss from you for them~!
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>>691357045
I check'd em... but it's up to her if she wants a reading!
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>>691357246
Not even if I begged you?
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>>691353565
*Reimu can i give my dubs >>691356955
To >>691354957 ?*
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>>691357417
Reimu is blind so I like to spam links at her

>>691357428
aw okay
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can i get a reading on what's to come
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>>691357447
Nope.

>>691357480
Uhh, sure.

>>691354957
What's your question for the cards?
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Hello thread

I can't sleep

I feel like I should fuck off
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>>691357417
>*aggressively kisses Marisa with tongue*
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>>691357417
*Nevermind, i'm searching for a particularly stubborn user that gave me a couple of issues, but's really no matter. I wonder who are you going to spam under that kind of threads, is everything fine with you btw?*

>>691357251
*Sir, i like your name a lot, just wanted to say that.*

>>691357447
*This is what happens when shit hits the fan, anyway hi.*
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>>691357829
Will i get the end i desire? Thanks Reimu!

-J
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>>691355927
Me either weekdays are very busy lately
>>691356035
Hey Seija It's been a while
>>691356222
Nice trips Marisa don't waste it okay ?
>>691356732
Nice to meet you Castelgandolfo
>>691356758
Hey J, Nothing much just playing Gmod TTT.
>>691356955
Hello there Asterisk, any good things happened ?
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>>691356955
Hello hello

Yeah probably be pretty absent this time, too
Playing a game and such
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>>691358224
If i had my laptop i would join you but, since i can't have it, that's that. Maybe next time? What do you say?

-J
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>>691358100
*Oh nice, another pair to gift!*

>>691358224
*Not good things, it's just that i have been very busy lately, but now i'm back again, hopefully for a longer period this time! Would you like to have a reading btw?*
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>>691357995
Hardly, you stay right here you cute little muffin!

>>691357539
D'aww.. any help from you is appreciated~

>>691358100
Yup.. you wouldn't believe what i'm actually doing right now! :3c

>>691358224
W-Waste them..? i think i put them towards a good use..

>>691358099
>*happily returns Reimu's kiss with some passion of her own*
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>>691358100
Thanks, lel.
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691358187
>The Star
Promise and fulfillment.

>The Empress
Achievement of goals and growth.

>Three of Pentacles (Reversed)
Yet, this card seems to be reversing that. It seems that obstinacy, fear of loss, miserliness, conceit, or prejudice will be your downfall in this regard. If you can avoid those, you may just get what you're after.
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>>691358224
And hello, as i am clearly slow at evenings.
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691358773
I'll stay until tea at least.
~1h
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Come senators, congressmen. Please heed the call.
Don't stand in the doorway. Don't block up the hall.
I'm smart because I think this is referencing MLK's march.
Please drink some semen, your thirst it will parch.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10580466
http://www.strawpoll.me/10580466
http://www.strawpoll.me/10580466
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>>691356304
And hello

Knew I forgot somebody
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Hiya.
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>>691358886
Tragic as usual... neat.

-J
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Holy shit, is it hot as balls here. I hope you guys have better weather than hell, in which i am at the moment. Fucking southern europe.
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691358773
*Oh now i'm curious! You know that i'd believe anything from a person that i fully trust though.*

>>691357995
*Hi there, sorry if it took me a lot to greet you properly.*
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>>691359649
I can't feel my hand's, too cold.

-J
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Does anyone need help with work or shit, wanna save for a car. I don't have time for a job as I am currently doing five a levels.
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>>691359357
Hey there!

>>691359425
Heyy, it's not all bad. It at least gave you a way to avoid a bad outcome.

>>691359649
It's a pretty nice day here, which is surprising because most summer days are not very nice at all.
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>>691359953
It's not fucking cold if it's not even engative C
How cold is it now?

>>691360073
Where are you at?
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>>691359953
I wanna switch with you so hard right now. I can take cold anywhen, just stop the hellfire.
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691359953
*I'd kill to have that same weather, i had to take one of those long icy showers today because the heat was unbearable.*
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How's it going everyone?
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>>691360224
Hello. Enjoying the night so far?

>>691360506
BOX!
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>>691360506
Hot. Also, hello there!
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691360506
A tripcode now?
Hey hey, do you have a schedule for your threads?
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>>691360073
I'd like to help you out but being a shrine maiden barely pays enough for me to keep the shrine running, so...
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>>691360577
Hey!
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>>691360243
Enfield
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>>691360666
Satan trips, holy shit. It's so hot that even hell has mercy. Well, is the next week gonna be allright?
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691360506
*Hi Box, my fellow cardboard friend!*
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>>691360243
6 ºC. still cold tho.

-J
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>>691361035
It's just 36º colder than here.
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691360666
Hello!

>>691360669
Yep, and I'm gonna be posting threads on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and Sundays.

>>691360966
Hello there Asterisks.
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>>691358478
It's alright seija.
>>691358535
Sure thing J.
>>691358700
nice zeros anyways what reading?
>>691358773
That's what I meant
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im 17 and a virgin what should i do
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>>691361222
What the hell, second trips.
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691361350
Glad your birthday was today, otherwise u wouldn't be allowed on here. It's eighteen and over
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>>691361419
You're just being unfair now.
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>>691359357
Hello >:3

>>691359781
Ah~ Well i don't want to spoil too much but the gist of it is that i finally mustered up my courage to talk with the bestest person around~<3

>>691361317
>*mumbles*
...i think it was a good use..
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>>691361350
Should've said 18. Also, being a virgin isn't such a big deal, just work and pay a hooker or you could also look for a partner. It's up to you mate! <3

-J
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>>691361257
forgot pic

~Box
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>>691361257
*Wait, are you that user that wanted to stay as Anonymous? Anyway hi, please tell me that i'm correct, i'd be so happy to know that i have finally managed to remember something.*
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>>691360677
We could remodel the business plan, to attract new and wealthy customers.
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>>691361575
I don't mean to! I can give away the second trips if you want tho.
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691360666
>>691361222
Someone's lucky tonight!

>>691361350
That's nothing. You should make more efforts to talk to and get along with girls but don't worry too much about sex because you still have several years before you start getting close to Wizard level.


>>691360577
Mhm! I was already having a good day and the night seems to be going well so far!

What about you?
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>>691361775
I am seriously confused. Explain.
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>>691361635
Hii~

>>691361864
That's lovely, you deserve a good night for all your hard work as a shrine maiden.

I took the day off, and relaxed and played games and watched anime all day.. It was exactly what I needed to burn off some stress.
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>>691361782
Oh yeah? Let's hear your ideas, then.
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>>691361864
Yeah, usualy i get nuthin
~Castelgandolfo
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bumping

~Box
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So hot. Wanna die. I bet afterlife is cold.
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691363032
Only one way to find out.

-J
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>>691362290
We sell body pillows with three dimensional and functioning body parts to weeaboo's and shit, I mean we all know what they do with them. Theirs no point hiding the facts.
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>>691361317
*Since Reimu's accepting dubs too for a reading i wanted to gift you the ones that i just got.*

*Glad to hear that, it's always a tough to confess what you feel to the person you love, if that was what you meant, if not i'm glad to hear that anyway!*
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>>691363159
Necromancy?
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691363170
Sooo, doll's, right?
>>691363288
Necrodancing

-J
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>>691363173
*Second part was meant for>>691361635*
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Will the UK leaving the EU ?
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>>691363170
That sounds like it would make good money but where would we get the start-up costs for making the pillows?
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>>691363360
Shit. I just invented a sex doll
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>>691363542
I wanna give my dubs to this guy just to know what cards think about brexit.
~Castelgandolfo
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I am a Blood Wizard.
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>>691363723
I am Castelgandolfo, nice to meet you.
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691363723
Can you summon blood diamonds for me?
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>>691363723
*Hi another wizard, i'm a magician too!*
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>>691363929
No, but I can make a mean bean dip. Or a sigil.

>>691363871
Nice to meet you, Castle Gandalf

>>691364104
Hello fellow Mage, how do you do?
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>>691353565
Sup, Reimu-chan.
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>>691364447
How does a bean dip?
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>>691364639
Tanuki lady!

-J
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Hey Dawnposter!
You there?
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>>691364639
Heyy~
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>>691364650
just a pinch between the cheek and gum
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Anyway, dear shrinemaiden Reimu, can you ask the cards if my next week will be allright?
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691364855
Hi hi, I'm here.
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>>691364447
*My studies regarding astrology (That is totally a form of magic too) have been taking much of my free time lately, but i have finally managed to free myself from those commitments, so overral i would say that now i'm doing pretty good.*
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>>691365019
>Ace of Swords

Well, that tells me all I need to know. It's pretty much a thumbs up, except with a sword instead of a thumb.
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>>691364799
Person! Also check 'em.

>>691364871
Ayy
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>>691365222
Holy fuck, check'd

-J
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>>691365042
Mind if I poke you on steam?

Actually I don't have a reason to.
But I'll post anyways!
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>>691365190
Thank you! Awesome, my first fortunate fortune!
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691365371
S-Sure..I'm not that interesting though, so don't expect much.
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>>691364650
You grab the bean, and move it in a downward arc, and then pull back in an upward direction. You just dipped a bean.

>>691365108
If you want, I can make a sigil to help you stay aware for longer periods of time. I mean, they are my strong suit, and it doesn't take much to keep running!
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>>691365324
That one was actually completely by accident.
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The Doc is in.
also
today's my birthday
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>>691365700
That one too, Tanuki lady?

-J
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>>691365757
Happy birthday!
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>>691365784
Brb going to go buy a lottery ticket.
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>>691365784
it's a bake-danuki, nineball.

-Doc Gold
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>>691365877
thanks reimu

-Doc Gold
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>>691366074
What? Happy birthday by the way.

-J
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Damn, slowly dying from late hour and heat. Gonna catch some sleep. Gonna try to catch next thread, as you guys are awesome and super friendly! Good night!
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691366225
Join the steam group
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>>691366200
google it.

-Doc Gold
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>>691365757
And before i fall asleep, happy birthday, mate!
~Castelgandolfo
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>>691366225
Goodnight! Thanks for the kind words!
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>>691366357
Thanks, new guy.

-Doc Gold(eneye)
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>>691366334
Will do! But... on morning.
~Castelgandolfo.
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>>691365757
Happy birthday, Doc! Have a lewd.
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totally knew there was a thread up

>>691365757
happy birthday
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>>691365677
*Sure thing, i alreasy tried with a caffeine seal, and it didn't work unfortunately, so you're free to go ahead!*
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>>691366549
Search for Reimu Thread Friends.

-Doc Gold
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Is this an RP thread
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>>691366615
Thanks, Mamizou.

-Doc Gold
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What is this other than crippling autism?
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>>691366645
thanks

-Doc Gold
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>>691366652
Alright! Just dont use it too often, it tends to have... unsavory effects if used for long periods of time.
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>>691366899
Crippling dubs.

-J
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>>691366899
readings and shitposting and stuff
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>>691366781
Not by nature but feel free to do so if you like.
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>>691366781
*Nay, it's a reunion for magical people!*
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>>691366615
Them mamitits
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Trying to see this girl and she talks about our "future" together when we're drunk and when we're sober we have a good time together, but she's completely hands off and we are "just friends", but drunk we're all over each other, any advice anon?
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>>691367019
Reisen, is that you?
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>>691367038
Well it is his birthday.
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((Jewgle)) is pushing their agenda with another propaganda video, but this time they decided to censor all comments from the beginning. You don't have to watch the dreadful thing, just remember to give it a downvote((

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oDLqmM2BPw
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>>691367066
Depends on what you want from her, I guess. It's a little strange that she's only like that when she's drunk. Have you tried talking to her about it directly?
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My current boyfriend is a guy who had been trying to court me since high school. I'm currently with him but I'm not so sure i I really love him or if I like him. I think I just want a friend.

Should I leave him or should we continue with this little charade?
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>>691367135
*Raisins HugeDong would never use asterisks, those are just for my exclusive usage.*

>>691366952
*What kind of unpleasant effects are we speaking about?*
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>>691365757
Oh, happy birthday, doc dude
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>>691367438
I would just be honest with him. The more you play the charade with him the more you're going to hurt him once you do lay bare your true feelings. At this point, I would just let him down as softly as you can.
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Ran out of Blood Magic pictures, oh well.

>>691367518
Well... um... spontaneous combustion at the least?

But that's only if you waaaay over use it.
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>>691367438
If you don't love him, it'll only cause problems later if you continue to be with him in that way. It's best to figure it out and communicate your true feelings with him as early as you can, because you'll be putting his life on hold if you let it go on.
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>>691367603
ok seija

-Doc Gold
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>>691367341
I have, and she's worried about her drinking habit but we drink together all the time, plus she's been raped which doesn't bother me, and she's worried about getting physical but she's the one who gets physical with me.....we go on dates as "friends" quite often and hang out when we drink at least twice a week
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>>691367438
Honestly, you usually should do what you feel more comfortable and happy with, if a life with him wouldn't make you happy, then it probably won't work, but again, the ideal partner is also supposed to be somewhat of a best friend, someone who you would spend everyday with, since that's what is most likely to happen with someone you love.
So that, i don't think you should put other's happines before your's, but again, that's my opinion.

-J
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>>691353565
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>>691368244
yukkuri shittete ne
did i do it right

-Doc Gold
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>>691367870
*Damn Bell, my astrological powers have not helped me seeing trough your disguise, the stars are clearly not right toonight, well it's actually not that bad, i just havWHY MY FIREPROOF SPACE SUIT GOT ON FIRE!*
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>>691367967
Hmm... well, having been raped, she has some psychological trauma going on when it comes to that sort of thing. She's probably confused and just trying to figure things out, so the only thing you can really do is either be patient with her while she figures it out, and let it proceed at her pace, or else distance yourself from her sexually and stop accepting her advances if you can't handle the confusion. It'll probably be pretty puzzling until she figures out how to deal with it.
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>>691368503
oh hey curse anon
you're late

-Doc Gold
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Hello

Yes, I know I am late

-Sweet Roll
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>>691368651
FOOOOOOOOOOL! A CURSE ARRIVES ON ITS OWN TIME
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>>691368569
At least you didn't implode like the last guy I gave a sigil to. It was a sigil of gravity, allowing someone to "flip" an area for any given amount of time. Sadly, I never found the rune, someone must have took it.
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>>691368834
hue
how yer doing
today's my birthday

-Doc Gold
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>>691363173
Thank you asterisk, but I what to ASK.
>>691363723
I am a Celestial Wizard (not lUcy) nice to meet you
>>691364639
Hey tanuki
>>691365757
Happy Birthday Doc!
>>691366225
Gnignt.
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Tarot dubs pls satan
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>>691369107
Howdy!
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>>691369107
editing the first reply
*I don't know what to ask
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>>691369070
BECAUSE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU WILL NOT BE AFFECTED BY THIS CUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE
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>>691369211
Please, just stop getting get's, there are people on roll thread's that need those.

-J
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>>691369107
thanks, renko or maribel

-Doc Gold
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>>691369465
ooh, thanks

-Doc Gold
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>>691369484
Well that's too bad. They need to learn that there's more things in life than gets.
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>>691368834
*I'm prepared this time, Recursive Curse! This is the curse thah keeps cursing and will make you sorry you ever lived!*

>>691368921
*-Extinguishes the flames- You may want to ask to Seija about that rune you lost, i'm sure she has something to do with this, though i'm not so sure why i think that.*
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>>691369670
The weak shall fear the strong.

-J
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>>691369838
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE
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>>691369928
I wholeheartedly agree.
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>>691370179
BATTLE OF TITS.

-Doc Gold
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>>691368834
>he thinks time has meaning
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>>691370299
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
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>>691370534
I approve of such nice tits.
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>>691370179
>>691370534
2hu titz.
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>>691370043
*WRIT OF COUNTERSPELLING! USEFUL TO TURN DANGEROUS SPELLS BACK AT YOUR FOES!*
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>>691370534
EVEN MORE BATTLES

-Doc Gold
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>>691369928
I believe it is vice versa, as the weak are forced to adapt, and therefore are forced to think outside of the box in order to dethrone the strong.

>>691369838
Oh, and where would this person be located?
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>>691370534
Hmm...
Winner takes loser's breast size, adding it to her own?
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>>691370691
Obvious weakling answer is obvious.

-J
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How do I stop Brexit?
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>>691370613
>>691370659
>>691370689
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES

>>691370808
The stakes have never been higher.
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>>691370691
But, after adaptation, wouldn't the weak become strong?
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>>691367019
FUCK MAGIC
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>>691370840
school shooting

-Doc Gold
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>>691370299
More like battle of tails amirite
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>>691370840
School shooting.

-J
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>>691371053
shut up seija

-Doc Gold
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>>691371178
stop copying me

-Doc Gold
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>>691370840
School shooting
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>>691370821
Just because you aren't crafty or strong doesn't mean you have to get butthurt

>>691370951
Exactly, therefore forming a loop that you can see throughout history. The weak overthrowing the strong, and then getting overthrown themselves.
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>>691371053
More like the battle of "You're a fucking dork"
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>>691370840
By not letting immigrants. Entering UK
>>691369531
It's renko Doc.
>>691371178
>>691371051
Pumped Up Kicks
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>>691370691
*Have you ever seen that game called VVVVVV? Well, if my studies are correct, the main character should be Seija. Also, what if they had to think outside Box?*
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>>691370840
School shooting?
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>>691371204
What? Don't make me not give you a birthday gift.

>>691371351
Or push your power button.
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>>691371459
ok, renko

-Doc Gold
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>>691370306
YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE POTATO DICK CURSE YOU FOOL! ALL YOUR POTATOS SHALL BE SHAPED LIKE DICKS FROM NOW ON
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>>691371588
fine

-Doc Gold
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>>691371482
At least they aren't thinking inside Box amirite?

>>691371588
Did you steal my Sigil of Gravity from me at >>691368921?
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>>691371588
Or stick delicious food onto your horns, and not let you eat any of it.
>>691371677
>um hehe I made your food look like dicks
>heh uh that means you like eating dicks but hehe not me oh it's just a curse heh
Could you be projecting any harder? Take your potatoes and impale them onto Seija's horns.
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>>691371051

Doc, since it is your birthday, I feel it customary to give you something

A Birthday Sweet Roll

These are highly coveted, because of its unique taste, delicious smell, intricate frosting designs, little candles on it, and overall rarity

It is an honour to be in the very presence of one of these, and I have only came across so few

But, I shall give you this one f... f-f-f free of ch-ch-charge...

-Sweet Roll
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>>691372053
What do you mean Bell?

>posting from phone

~Box
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>>691372053
It's not like I'd get jealous that someone has an object that mimics my ability and then dispose of it in the Hakurei Shrine well or anything.

>>691371482
Someone should hack that in.

>>691372401
FUCK I WANT ONE
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>>691371944
yep, providing a good show too
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>>691372606
can i have some popcorn

-Doc Gold
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>>691372541
It's not your birthday, though.
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>>691372758
go nuts
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>>691372053
*Even if they wanted they couldn't due to the fact that J keeps occupying that specific position.*
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>>691372401
Thanks.
Also, how does a sweet roll taste like? I forgot.

-Doc Gold
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>>691371944
I've seen Kasen maintaining your shrine for you

Quit bein lazy

>>691372827
It's my birthday somewhere. Time zones, man.
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>>691372853
[major gibberish and eating]
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>>691372989
That's not how that works.
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>>691372541
You realize that if they aren't taken care of and repaired when needed, they become unstable and could blow up, or even worse right?

>>691372441
I think you know EXACTLY what I mean.

>>691372898
So J is... nope nope nope nope nope nope
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>>691372898
Not paying attention.. again. Care to explain?
>>691372966
Sweet.

-J
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>>691372989
>time
Again with this meme.
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>>691373198
oh
thought it tasted like trash
i think i ate a sweet roll made of trash

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>691372966
Gimme that sweet roll nerd, the walking blueberry destroyed the cake
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>>691372966

Heck if I should know

I don't eat them, I collect them

>mfw I literally don't know what they tasre like

-Sweet Roll
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>>691373161
Sounds like it'd make a pretty cool prank

Can't wait to see Reimu's face

>>691373118
>>691373327
See blue guy gets it

You gotta study your geology, Mamizou
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>>691373461
Ain't giving it, Butch.
Fight me for it.

-Doc Gold
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It's not 300
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>>691373559
Maybe we should tell her that her well currently holds the explosive power to level a small city block?

Nah.

>>691373461
By walking blueberry, you mean
>>691373327
Right?
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>>691373461

NO.

NOT HIM.

-Sweet Roll
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NEW THREAD
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>>691372541
*I'd love to do that if i was capable of doing it, i remember that once i really wanted to start a Fire Emblem hack, then i consulted a tutorial and left it there because i wasn't even capable of understanding what i was supposed to do.*

>>691373198
*Ah......nothing me and Bell were talking about...uh, what was it Bell?*
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>>691373559
I....don't think he was siding with you on that one.
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>>691373461
At least my eyes point in the same direction, you fish-face Tunnel Snake hooligan.
My mom may be dead, but she doesn't have a drinking problem...
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>>691374478
>>691374478
>>691374478

~Reimu
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