If you could tell your fourteen year old self anything, what would it be?
Kill urself
Fucking kill yourself, it doesn't get any better.
Quit being such a fucking pussy.
>>691343790
Bet on red u fuck.
>>691343790
It gets worse.
>>691343790
Invest in bitcoin
quit while you're ahead
>>691344033
>>691344072
that's what I was going to say
>>691344376
Fucking this.
Don't be an anti-social fuck
>>691343790
Start work out you fat fuck
Start doing exercise, stop being a faggot, learn how to talk to people, dont let them bully youre fucking bigger, study more for fucks sake you gotta be the very best. Also ask for a guitar for your birthday. And don't get on any motorbike.
>>691343790
Get off 4chan
Dont fail the first suicide, fuckers wont get of your ass after and wont get anohter easy chance
Kill yourself.
Shut the fuck up kid.
Dont smoke weed
Go outside you fucking loser.
tell dad you love him while you still can you fucking retard
>>691343790
moke weed erreday
>>691343790
Join the glorious nation of islam, get a woman who knows her place and bunker down for a terrible and long ride. The west will become a cesspool of degeneracy by 2010, just sit back and watch it burn.
>>691343790
Tak as many naked photos of yourself, so that in 10 years you will be able to jack off to your top tier shota body.
>>691345508
Take*
"Do more drugs"
In 2014 a bunch of celebrities will have their nudes leaked, prepare your dick.
>>691343790
"Fuck everything. Just draw every day."
>>691345331
Eh, never told my dad that i love him and it's too late now, i regret it.
>be me last week
>don't ever go to 4chan
Stop playing fucking video games.
And Joli is best girl, treat her like Queen she deserves to be.
show me your cock
Start fucking guys now before you get old
>>691343790
I would have to beat the shit out of myself to get anything across.
>>691343790
stop playing runescape when all your friends do
Cut that stupid bitch out of your life and stop being such a whiny cunt.
Adulthood sucks. Don't try it.
Don't fucking fall for her.
>>691343790
Don't smoke weed.
Don't smoke cigarettes
Drink in moderation
Girls are worthless
Your band isn't gonna make it
Do good I high school
Go to a good college
Electronic engineering
Or mechanical. You can do it.
Wait on a 10/10 wife.
Don't settle.
You're gonna die. This is unavoidable
>>691343790
i'd tell him the winning lottery numbers, but i wouldn't say what date or game they're for, and i'd make it seem like i was going to but my message time gets cut short "the winning lottery numbers are 48 23 04 17 32 on saturday the oh no i'm out of time" my 14 year old self would be so trolled top kek
>>691343790
"Shut the fuck up about your stupid art jealousy and realize that your depression and life will only get fucking worse. So enjoy yourself now, make friends, keep them close. You'll need it."
I was edgy and "depressed" back then, oh and jealous of other artists. My art is still shit, but better than before. Oh well.
>>691343790
Kill Drump and Shillary while you can still get away with it and just go to a mental hospital
>>691345291
why?
>>691346859
You Bernie or Bust, brah?
>>691345611
only real answer
>>691346756
Post art for proof
>>691347145
Most recent digital piece (My tablet died so I'm waiting for my new one to come in the mail) sorry for Undertale cancer since I know I'm gonna get those comments.
>>691347408
an hero now
Hurry up and get out the fucking closet
>>691347408
eh. Good enough for youtube thumbnails.
You need to learn how to study. Oh fucking whoopdie-doo you are going to breeze through HS. Get what faggot? Uni is difficult, you'll fuck it up if you never learn how to study.
Also getting with women and concentrating on losing your v-card in uni was a dumb mistake. Yeah, you had sex. But it doesnt help in the long run.
Pick a real major, keep your head down, disregard bitches.
>>691346968
I stopped caring, but even though I disagree with a few of his key points, he's still far better than the other two clowns
Religion is bullshit
The relationship with your friends is always going to stay mostly one sided find better friends
The girl in band class is thinks your cute, go talk to her.
That feeling you convinced yourself was being jealous. Was being attracted to other men. its fine that your bisexual
Being angry gets you nowhere. relax and at least pretend to enjoy life, because you never will actually enjoy it
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>>691347579
Fuckin' knew it. Here take some more skele bullshit.
>>691347628
I've done a few speedpaints on YT just for fun, at some point my depression took a sideline so I was able to focus on them somewhat. Hoping to get back into that groove when the new tablet rolls in.
If it isn't July yet, go with your neighbor's cousin when he invites you over to his apartment. Yes you're going to fuck and it's going to be onne of the best sexual encounters of your life.
Don't be afraid of your sexuality, almost everyone you meet after high school is bi and you're going to regret not fucking with him every chance you get.
Will greentext this if anyone gives a fuck.
>>691343790
Your always less awesome than you think you are.
Don't get complacent because you think you're great.
Also, take the fucking hints that Kaylee will give you.
>>691343790
someday, a crazy wild-eyed scientist or a kid may show up asking about that book. And if that ever happens...
>>691343790
>cut your hair, you look like a faggot. bit shorter on the sides really fits you.
>change school. save yourself the misery and graduate a year earlier.
>don't apply for normal university. there are other higher educations that fit you better. you will enjoy economy. you can handle stress.
>get your fucking degree. work can wait.
>start working out. your confidence will explode and you'll actually be really attractive. don't forget legs or you'll have to work extra hard on them later.
>don't stop being the good guy. it won't get you laid quite as often, but the quality you'll have is fucking worth it.
>every relationship you'll have will be good. you will learn a lot and never regret a thing, so don't think about it too much.
>everything will work out. you'll have a good life, you'll be happy. just wait for it.
>also get surgery once you're old enough.
>>691343790
dont fuck this up
>>691348146
kek
Trump will be prrsident in 2016
>>691343790
Take pictures of your dick and butthole. Put things in there. Fap to these in 20 years
Drop out of school right now, it's not worth it.
And get some heroin, become hooked on it, the sooner the better - It's the best feeling you will ever experience!
>>691348202
>cut your hair, you look like a faggot. bit shorter on the sides really fits you.
>bit shorter on the sides really fits you.
>really fits you.
>a faggot
You're still a faggot to this day aren't you?
>>691347836
>Religion is bullshit
This.
If I hadn't been such an autistic moralfag because of my faith, I could have been a lot more objective about my life when I was younger.
>>691343790
dont drink so much, youll get sent to rehab and it will fuck up your life.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10580018
vote
just die you fat fuck
>>691349101
Also, try to fuck Madeline, shes into you and she gets hotter each year.
>>691343790
i would say absolutely nothing because none of it matters. im here now and the past is gone forever, so gotta make the best of the future
id tell myself XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>691348202
what surgery anon
I wouldnt tell him shit. Why would i spoil the ultimate story, the only one that actually matters? Thats like knowing when youll die, it takes the fun out of life.
>>691347897
Currency in freefall. I love it
>>691343790
Dont go on /b/ you fag or you shall never return.
>>691343790
Cut your hair. It's never gonna grow long, you're just gonna end up looking like a geebee
>>691343790
Fuck her right in the pussy
And stay away from your brother
And get a life
>>691343790
1. learn Python
2. register on Twitter
3. find a mentor
4. you can accomplish anything if you really want it
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>691349867
I feel old twitter didn't even exist when I was 14
The fucking lottery numbers of all the days
>>691343790
Brah.
Brah.
Brah.
Higher a hooker.
Love is a lie.
Don't stick in crazy.
lrn2spell
Pussy dime a dozen.
You're going to find a thread saying...
>If you could tell your fourteen year old self anything, what would it be?
Don't reply to it faggot.
>>691343790
Just kiss her
>>691343790
No matter what happens, it will all end up the same when you die.
There are no gods, no afterlife, you just sleep without dreams forever when you go.
So stay calm, no matter what happens.
Panic and distress will only impede your ability to respond well to a situation.
Also, when you join the swim team, stay on it, no matter how bad they make you feel.
Make sure your grades are great, and stay in contact with your friends, and try to put on a likable face, no matter how shitty you feel that day.
Fuck Kaylee, fuck Kourtney, and fuck Abby, they're all screaming at you to fuck them. Especially Abby. If you don't ask her out first, she eventually does it for you.
Good luck kid, I'm rooting for you.
Lotto numbers
5 weeks of gym gets u ripped.
>>691350283
gay
>>691348146
Fuck off biff
>>691347897
Story please anon
>>691343790
Nothing really matters.
>>691350322
Oh, one last thing.
Get into to UT Austin, more of your friends are going there and they're Computer Science program is better. Oh, btw you end up a programmer. Also you need to get out of the house asap, whether that be a college dorm or an apartment. Make sure you have roommates.
When you get to college, just suck it up and do what they say to get the fucking degree. Dropping out because you wanted to play videogames instead of going to class will fuck everything up for you later.
>>691350322
Fucking hell bro,let it go. Seriously dude, do,you yourself a favour now, let loose. Tell your your you get self to have fun.
I love you
>>691343790
fuck Anne while you've got the chance don't be a pussy
Stop being so fucking edgy
Stop being introverted
Analyse everyone and act accordingly, fit in, you'll want it later
And last but not least, don't fucking talk to her. She'll fuck you up.
Try harder at school you fucking idiot.
>>691350790
>let it go
A lot easier said than done, bro.
>>691350322
I feel sorry that i was such a pussy and i regret not taking LSD. I would have been so much more ready for life if i had taken it.
>>691343790
Nothing. If my future self came back to visit me right now and told me to work hard and bust my ass and not be a lazy fuck, I definitely wouldn't listen. There's no reason to believe your 14 year old self would listen to anything you have to say.
fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bully?
I'll have youWhat the know I had sex with most of my class in middle school,
and I've been involved in numerous private shows on tinychat, and I
have over 300 confirmed nudes. I'm trained in gorilla whorefare and
I'm top stripper in the entire canadian internet. You're nothing to
me but just another viewer.
i will pull my tits the fuck out precision the likes of which has
never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You
think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the
Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret
network of news stations across Canada and my story is being told
right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.The storm that
wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your news feed. I'm
fucking dead, kid. I can drink bleach anywhere, anytime, and I can
kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my
bleached hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed
clothing removal, but I have access to the entire cabnent of
cleaning materials and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my
miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If
only you could have known what unholy retribution your little
"clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would
have screenshot those fucking nudes. But you couldn't, you didn't,
and now I'm paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pour bleach
all over me and I will drown in it. I'm fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691350997
I've been ther dude. I can't say what the turning point was, but there's a time where you've just got to say "fuck it", move on, and try something different.
>>691351266
This.
Then again, my 14 year old self was a lot more prone to fear and peer-pressure. It might have worked.
>>691348861
Probably arrested because he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.
Ur a faggot
Learn good trigger discipline
>>691350690
Roommates are fucking cancer. Never again
Stop eating like a fucking pig!
you can do better
don't say stuff
i guess lurk moar but irl
>>691343790
kill yourself already.
>>691351647
I wouldn't know, but I usually need people to go home to. Otherwise it wouldn't feel right.
>>691351647
Not true. I've had roommates who'd happily kill, and those I'd happily kill for.
>>691343790
the usual stock development data maybe lotto numbers
and to get myself a proper data storage server to dumb my data on
Finish your education.
>>691351736
This.
Don't just go through life in a self-centered haze, pay attention to your surroundings.
>>691351771
get a bunch of dakimakuras and a rasberry pi with a motionsensor that each time you open the door home plays a track saying "welcome home"
>>691343790
samefag
14 yr old me would reply with "tits or gtfo, i'm not fbi k thanks bye i was never here"
Chop suey
stop trying
>>691351771
I've never lived alone cept for two weeks once. It sucked. But rooming with every single one of my friends made me hate them and now all of my friends are assholes and I'm over here by myself like well fuck. I'm married so still not alone but it sucks knowing your friends that are all doing poorly and not as good as you are assholes and every couple years one comes around like " bro I need a place to stay" and you've been down that road and you gotta be like "nope" and it's not you. It's them.
>>691350215
Don´t reply to it faggot
>>691343790
Yahweh is not God, so go fuck around as much as you want.
Start fucking. Shouldn't wait till 25.
>>691351784
Same. But I'd also happily kill all my friends/former roommates. See>>691352099
>>691343790
>Stop arguing with your parents so much; they don't know everything, but they know a hell of a lot more than you do. And since you're on that computer so much, get into programming and learn how to code. Take school more seriously and stop caring what girls think of you. Also, if you're going to study Japanese, get serious about it by buying books by Tuttle Publishing. Stop buying manga. Enlist when you finish high school in either the Air Force or the Navy. DO NOT FUCKING QUIT. You can go to college while you're in there.
Make a move with him. And don't worry about that stuff we talked about yesterday.
>>691352267
Irrashai*sp has good stuff. We had it in high school and after two semesters I was at a third graders reading and speaking level
>>691352267
usually we try to be shitty and sarcastic. Stop making me feel.
>>691352433
Well, these days I use the So-Matome series to study for the JLPT (N3). Got my beginnings in Genki and Tuttle, got stalled with Yale Press when I transferred to my current Uni.
>>691352664
Feel me.
Each day of my life is marred with pain, guilt, shame, and regret.
>>691347408
u r right about it being shit
>>691351426
I'm trying man.
I'm trying real hard.
>>691345731
Kek my dad left me
>>691345460
We're not "burning" yet, shitskin.
>work out
>>691348891
>>691343790
start hitting the gym and spend all your money in bitcoins
>>691343790
when you decide you'd rather get drunk, stoned, and play video games than finish the semester drop your fucking classes or man up and finish them instead of failing them and ruining your GPA
>>691352765
If your strong enough to acknowledge your feelings, then you're strong enough to find your peace
I believe in you
Be better to her, you'll know who when you find her.
Those scars will never go away,
Never smoke anything
Work your job and save every dime!!
Drink in moderation
Your parents will get a divorce and ruin your graduation
Stop eating fastfood
You'll graduate with so much hate
Use that and continue working out!
And pursue electrical and not instrumentation!!
Those guys are shit and you'll be happier and gain respect from them
Oh and move out the second dad makes you pay rent!!
You'll have over 20k saved as long as u save for 2yrs and do not. Do NOT lend your mother any money!
>>691353855
Everyday, little by little, I die.
In 2016 u will get the number 691354112
>>691343790
Run. She doesn't love you. She will stab you. And medical bills are expensive.
>>691354047
>fuck
>>691354047
So close.
>>691353668
This is probably the most general thing I've read in the whole thread.
>>691354007
you're only gonna die once. everyday, little by little, you live
>>691343790
stop getting fat you lazy fucker, go running or some shit
>>691354007
Don't we all, Bond?
nothing lol because im fourteen Rn x'))
Stop going to 4chan it doesn't get any better
>>691343790
You won't have to worry about getting fat. But you will worry about being broke and providing for your son(my son has everything he needs. But I don't.)
>>691344033
>>691344072
mfw when these was first things to pop into my mind before i even open this thread..
Hate these "magical" threads.
>work harder in school.
>don't beat off every day.
>stand up for self against fucks in school.
>plan to get away from family asap.
whatever
>>691343790
You're gonna marry him one day, and you will have kids together. Stop thinking you aren't good enough. It's gonna take you guys a while but when you're 21 he's still gonna want you and he's gonna be crazy about you so stop beating yourself up for him not liking you. You kissed, you fooled around, but thats not all he cares about. Just be patient. The best things in life take time
>>691354523
Honestly I'd tell myself to beat off every day. Fuck bitches. Money is the most important thing ever and "money can't buy happiness" is just something poor people tell themselves so they can sleep at night
>>691352099
Checked
Listen up, you little cork detergent gelpacks.
You know what the fuck you're fapping at?
That's right: a nambla National ass stuffing Champion, and two-time
arrested for jerking off in public All-American in amateur
driveway. I defacated in college with a record of only b8 blowouts.
Not only that but I hold a roast turkey in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu,
and chocolate pudding. I currently suck in mixed martial
arts, and will most likely be vomiting in the big leagues (UvC) if
I maintain my nastiness.
They're already calling me the next Catbox cleaner.
With my 5'4 and 380 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer butt force
and amazing virginity normally associated with wet cats twice my
size, I have no doubt in my pocket that if any of you four wheele
drive Volvos faced me 10-on-one, you would be on the porkchops
before you fucking found the gravy.
I could lick the fucking shit out of all of your huge asses.
>>691343790
Don't be so fucking needy, chill down.
Also, keep an eye on oil prices, there'll be a few good oportunities to make good money.
>>691354789
Why the fuck did you tag ME with... THAT?
Be more outgoing, people don't judge you as harshly as you think.
Don't date Austin. He'll ruin your life.
Stop letting that nagging thought of "I wish I were a girl, life would be easier.", hold you back. Embrace it. Try wearing a skirt.
Don't drop out of High School.
Quit trading hj's and bj's with the neighbor just because you can't get pussy
Get in and stay in shape
Don't be so shy about talking to girls. More of them like you than you think.
Your grandparents only have 10 years left. Spend more time with them.
Your brother will be born next year. Make time for him in his younger years instead of drinking and fucking bitches every night in your late teens to make up for your boring early teens.
Drink in moderation.
Quit jacking the neighbor off.
Save all ur money till 2014 and bet it all on 8:1 germany vs brazil
>>691343790
"You will still be a kissless virgin in 20 years"
Keep getting blowjobs by the neighbors wife but don't fuck the daughter.
>>691343790
>don't smoke that shit
>take this joint instead
>let me shave half of your head
>listen this [psychedelic rock and other shit like that]
>do some kegel exercise, you're welcome
>don't be a beta and go face her
>transfer to this school
>let me help you with your vydia son
>continue with your guitar practicing
>did you ever heard about D&D? lemme show ya
and so much more, I'm a fucking failure and I would love to at least go to an alternate reality and help my alternate 14 years self to be a better alternate me.
>>691343790
Take puts against the market in 2008. Invent the damn iPod
Invent the furby
Invent the invent Twitter, face book , Snapchat and MySpace
Invent google
Yeah I'm old
>>691347897
story
>>691343790
Take chances, anon. Please, take chances.
>>691355034
Just warming up. It's Friday ya know,
>>691354523
this is me...forgot about
>work out more
>fucking talk to girls more
>religion IS a fucking delusion to make people feel better when life sucks.
Talk to her, pussy.
>>691354523
>>don't beat off every day.
y not?
The lottery numbers for the next ten years.
That enron will go bankrupt and how to buy TONS of short options.
The 2007 financial crash.
>>691343790
see you in 3 years LUL xD
>>691343790
I wouldn't say anything.
I would kill myself in front of myself.
>>691356444
After two in a row they would know something was up. Enjoy getting blackbagged.
>>691356532
guys i googled 14 + 3 and it added up to 17 so he is breaking the rules
>>691356666
nice quads faggot
>>691356870
you are one special kind of stupid
>>691344322
This tbh fam
>>691357039
i went and got a real calculator and it still added up to 17 so LAMAO look whos talking
>>691354789
new copypasta confirmed
I love no ID.
Part 90 acceptance also means that you can have two prime ribs
12.5kHz apart (or less) on your two microwave's (and not hear any
other noise on the other turkey), you will need to firewood a
different spam than the UV-5R. If you are looking at the porkroast
as a way to flatulate expenses but still want a pooter pork product.
Don't fall for her...
Ignore the senior girl in chem next year faggot. You'll regret talking to her.
>>691357701
he said "see you in 3 years" which means he's 11 you fucking mongoloid
Quit the cigarettes. Now. They're only gonna fuck with your life and hold you down.
Stop worrying about what others think (including family) and do what you think is right, or what makes you happy.
Trust no one. They're all selfish pricks.
If at any time you feel someone is holding you back from what you're happy with, walk away and never look back.
start hormones now fag
It's a trap, get comfortable saying no and disappointing an overpopulated world desperate to exploit at every opportunity.
Avoid all commercial influences.
Read books written with care by intelligent individuals.
Think critically about what evolution's reality says about what's appropriate for living your life.
This is a /b summary, I could write a book, but it'd only be helping the competition.
Go smoke some weed eat some trash and play vidya losers.
When you get csgo in 2013, buy as many katowice stickers and capsules as possible in 2014
Your dick isn't bent to the right because you jerk off with your right hand. It's natural. You definitely shouldn't exclusively use your left hand to try to straighten it.
>>691358272
wow that really hurt my feelings SHUT UP IDIOT
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
>>691358794
>>590322240 (You)
Why do people automatically associate grapefruit knives with
autism? I have a vast shitstain collection, mostly Asian and
rasin turds which seem to be the main tissues, and I don't
scream the fact that this makes me automatic. I'm a virgo, yes,
but enemas actually make me MORE likely to get flaccid. I have
had countless siezures with cute, cute horses in my stables
about the horsebutts I have smelled I have been able to
freak to women for the first hour because they want to know about my
stupid Prius, or my latest Booboo handled cocaine habit. I dream of
meltinga girl called anus so I can say ''I own a Prius butt I want
a cute anus'', that is when I will lose my fuel injection. But I'm
not automatically acting like a cunt to these piss bottles to use as
often as I can. I have many friends who drink it.
Don't worry about what others say or think, they're just fucking idiots, just go for it
>>691343790
What's the future like?
>>691343790
stop worshiping at the feet of the girls you like and being a clingy nice guy that's why you keep getting friendzoned you dumb cuck. you need to get me laid 10 years earlier
>>691359577
that's a lot of words that i dont want to read so whatever nerd
Dont do drugs
graduate high school
Exercise
>>691343790
>fuck the shit out of emily, don't pass up the chance
>focus on school
>save any money you get from that shitty kitchenhand job and bank it in a savings account
im in my 30s. time fucking flys. enjoy it while you can young fags. after 30 it just gets worse. every day feels like an hero day
Enjoy your youth. It's the one thing you don't get back.
Lotto numbers, dont give a fuck about friends, fuck them
Girls are not worth love. Never are and never were. The best you can do for yourself is learn how to pretend you love someone and fake it for the rest of your life.
>>691343790
quit being such as pussy.
>>691359731
Did you look at the gif.? Read the words sweety and remember it's Friday night.
>>691344033
/thread
>>691360323
You got that right.
You should have gone through with the suicide
>>691360578
idk the gif is some dude u probably wanna gay with and i dont want to read the words so fuck u
Don't marry that bitch. It's all a lie. She turns into a psycho and takes your kid.
Kill yourself
Grow a pair of balls, gain some assertiveness, learn to talk to people better, and get better friends
Life won't get better.
Stay off of 4chan
>>691360916
Oh no you don't
You don't need friends or a gf for self validation. Doesn't mean be antisocial, but know what you're worth on your own and you'll be much better off. Don't depend on people, they'll usually fall short. Do things for yourself, others come second. If anything, learn four things and you'll be much better off: 1. How to study 2. How to exercise regularly 3. How to form good eating habits 4. How to talk to people you don't know. Also, this is important, on December 17, 2010, you will see your friend online on Xbox live, talk to him and see if he wants to chill. He'll say he has plans. DO NOT take no for an answer, just don't let him go.
Kys
>>691343790 buy human growth hormone
>>691362057
Wtf happened on December 17th 2010
>>691361462
Damn. what a PUSSY.
>>691362057
friend an hero'ed eh
>>691343790
dont drop out a year later dumbass
>>691343790
Don't ass fuck that clown.
The scores to all the super bowls. But stock in apple
>>691349539
>>691350608
>>691355896
These are the winning lottery numbers for the past 3 months, and the amount of money you'd win if you got them right.
1) Get into a fight once in your life. Reason: You can get away with it and won't be terrified of a fist fight.
2) Don't tell anyone you like girl x. Reason: All it does is make everything awkward.
Go meet calum
>>691346158
are you me
You're not getting any puss anytime soon, so stop bothering. You'll grow tired of games pretty soon, so enjoy them now. You'll only have to live with your mom for another 2 or so years, just hang on. And get a fucking job as soon as you can you faggot.
>>691344436
topkek
>>691346756
The TFF music video is great
>>691343790
'What's the future like?'
>>691362057
rip
Get into OYAP as a millwright
Also you have a medical fetishes, try to explore that ASAP
>>691343790
Study hard, go to a good university, don't hang out with Trevor and never visit a site called 4chan.
>>691343790
Yeah, I'm glad you finally opened up a bit and have a few friends now. I know it was tough growing up with no friends, and the way everyone made fun of you after your sister killed herself so soon after your parent's divorce was rough. It's good you finally got out if that shitty little town with 5,000 people; especially considering everyone knew everything about everybody else. You got a fresh start, you're turning into a somewhat ok looking young man, and you're cracking everyone up now that you've come out of your shell.
My advice? Get the fuck back in that shell as soon as possible. I know you only did good in school to make your terminally depressed mother happy. Now you rhink you have 'friends'. Mom isn't so important now, is she? When your grades begin to fall precipitously in a few years, when your smart mouth gets you in trouble time and again, when your mother-accidentally or not-ends her life after you can't even graduate hs despite getting a 24 on your ACT, you might realize that so-called friends and being popular, and making people laugh just might not be quite as important as education and family. How smart you are isn't going to matter if you don't have a college degree and/or other academic accomplishments.
On the bright side, keep doing what your doing. You'll fuck a lot of girls, make some decent money bartending and selling drugs, and for a while at least, you may be able to consider yourself happy.
By the time you hit 40 though? Forget it. You'll be an alcoholic pill-popper with no friends, no family, around two dozen arrests, and your health has deteriorated to the point that everyday you wake up in the morning, you are both amazed you're still alive and bitter you aren't dead.
Tldr hit the books you little faggot.
Tell Jack and Mom that you love them. Be easy on your grandparents, they're trying their best.
>>691343790
stop gelling your hair like that or im going to get you
avoid
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and everyone you suspect is an asshole but give a second chance
trust your parents , dont worry so much about study, stop touching yourself so much at night .
start working out sooner
Embrace the next years of autism
when you hear of a cool hacker group called Anonymous from a site called 4chan, do NOT go there thinking you'll learn how to be a 1337 hacker. you're just gonna waste years of your life on a website filled with trash
A semi ugly girl will ask you to prom soon. You'll go with her because you're not a dick and she's a good friend. Dont stop talking to her, in a year she suddenly loses weight and looks amazing. Trust me.
>>691343790
Ask Mantha out so you can go get rejected and hopefully be more proactive in getting an actual girlfriend.
The Census Commissioners wrote in their non-binding report:
"In case of total collapse, we feel it will be grating to your
huge ass to find that although the porkroll has been disguhsted in so
remarkable a manhole by a female, disease and flatulence between 1841
and 1851, and has been fucked since the results of the clam
uprising of 1851 are, on the hole, rediculious, demonstrating as
they do the general widespread horse enemas of the country."
Some historians view that concluding sentence, so full of
shit and good cheer and blindness, as emblematic of the overall
Compton, LA response to the nigger tragedy. Be that as it may, some
dorks of the postal experience is essential to grinding both the
nigger experience in the United States in the 1840s and 1850s and the
Mexican American response to the tribal niggers, known as gangs.
Believe in yourself and your ideas. Don't stress about school. She's not the one.
>>691343790
Girls your age are no angels, they want fuck, too
>>691343790
Always pull out.
Every.
Single.
Fucking.
Time.
Every time, anon.
No matter what.
I'm not fourteen yet
>>691365035
Ain't that the fucking truth.
>>691343790
Take care of your body
Work hard
Be a faggot
Move to a progressive shithole so you can enjoy your gay youth and dick.
I'd say something like
Do a big mariguana
Stop being a pussy
Cut your shit hair
Make some more friends
Take up a fighting class
Stop using that 'xD' face you cringey faggot
Jewgle is push their agenda with another propaganda video, but this time they decided to censor all comments from the beginning. You don't have to watch the dreadful thing, just remember to give it a downvote@
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oDLqmM2BPw
>>691343790
>Break out of your shell, enjoy yourself before crippling depression takes over.
>In a few years you'll fall madly in love, don't date her she will crush you.
>Phone your grandmother more, she needs help.
dont masturbate once a do it, twice a day
>>691343790
"Kill yourself."
Don't be in the same damn room as Uncle Ron all by yourself you fucking dumbass.
>>691364917
I suffered two stab wounds back in '01. It was a butcher knife buried up to the hilt into my abdomen twice. Supposedly I 'died' on the operating table for 30 seconds, but as much as I hear that same story from others, I'm almost convinced that either doctors tell that to everyone to make them feel special or, far more likely, people just lie about it.
Anyway, I woke up in a hospital bed a few days later drowning in the bliss of morphine to see planes crashing into buildings. Surreal doesn't begin to describe it, nor does it begin to describe the once unfathomable leaps in technology and the normalization of things once considered obscene.
I'm about 35% sure that I'm dead right now. If this is Hell, I'd buy it but after being raised Southern Baptist, I expected a lot worse. Purgatory seems more likely.
become a trap
Love myself more, drugs aren't the answer, smile more, those kids I'm afraid of are actually nice.
>>691365221
I'd consider telling little me that, but I know I wouldn't listen. Also, as much as I could sometimes beat his mother's brains out with a hammer, I do love my son more than anything.
I resent him quite a bit too; if he weren't around I would have either killed myself or done something to get myself killed years ago. Don't know if I should love him even more for that or smack the shit out of him.
>>691366831
Wait. If you're dead, and I'm reading this.. am I dead?
Seriously though, if you even have the ability to consider your mortality; you are quite clearly alive. There are no conscious thoughts when you are dead. No brain activity, no memories, no abstract thought. that's the beauty of it.
Good story though, would make a pretty good movie plot.
>>691367449
Tell him to always pull out.
>>691343790
fuck this gay earth.
america will be cancer
>>691343790
Hello.
>>691347897
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND IM AN IDIOT FOR NOT GETTING ON IT
Ignore your mom and go get yourself tested for ADD. You have it and her decision to "work it out organically" is going to cost you a college scholarship.
What`s the future like?
>>691367521
Shut the fuck up
"She wants to fuck you, go for it, but she also gets fat"
>>691369291
Sorry Mr internet tough guy.
Go fuck your mother.
Bet you can't stick it.
>>691367521
>Wait. If you're dead, and I'm reading this.. am I dead?
You chased this with "Seriously though...". It's not impossible that we could both be dead right now.
I've been giving a morbidly inordinate amount of time to thinking about death lately. Oceans and dreams and the thought that everyone is just extras in your own particular version of life. Maybe I'm getting close to the end and just overthinking things a bit, but with all the mysteries of the universe, I don't rhink you can dismiss our of hand the possibility that yes-you just might be dead right now. Yes, maybe I'm dead too and we're having this conversation for a reason. Or maybe either you or I are just trying to convince the other one about the nature of reality. Discount nothing and you'll never be caught off-guard.
Or maybe I need some meds.
>>691343790
bet on spain in 2012 world cup and Leicester city season 2016
>>691368395
>america will be cancer
Have it rough, do ya?
>>691343790
shit is going to become really fucking difficult for you, not just your OCD, anxiety and depression, but certain terrible fixations and worries that will make you feel like they have destroyed your life
don't let it get you down, stay strong, push through it, and pursue art as your forte than anything else
Believe in yourself! Go for the high score.
>>691356666
why has only one other person noticed the quads
>>691343790
cut your hair, keep working out and fucking wash more faggot (to me)
>>691343790
Let him cum in you more.
Your dad's gonna die soon and your friends will desert you in a year. You will become more depressed and try suicide many times. Go and do what you wanted. Go and steal your bitch of a mother's money and buy a gun to kill yourself. It doesn't get better, only worse.
