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>>691344031
hey idiot
lads
>>691344366
wth m9
ur a g/
>>691344632
you don't make sense. try again, in english.
>>691344745
he's masterbating to the catbois
so why the FUCK DID NO ONE MAKE A THREAD WHO DO I HAVE TO MURDER TO MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU SHITTY FUCKS
>>691345049
Heh, never noticed that
am is at fault
>>691345538
El Tigre
>>691345861
Hey there Chicken.
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Oh how I can really go for a good cock in my ass right now.
>>691346035
What's up big 'un?
>>691346235
FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
TRY GOING OUTSIDE FIRST
>>691346295
W T F
>>691346345
Being outside today only got me rained on.
>>691347244
rain is good
that looks like homosuck
rain is a very good thing
Happy Midsummer day everyone!
does anyone have a link to Pattos Hard Blush collection?
You know what else is good? Tricycles.
Ladies
http://www.strawpoll.me/10579965
>>691346295
Making coffee then unpacking again.
You?
Subway is economically unfriendly, burgers are unhealthy.
I hope y'all get mistaken for a deer in your animal costumes and get shot by a hunter.
>>691347926
Jimmy John's
>>691348052
Good
>>691347926
Are you one of those white people who shit themselves when they eat salsa?
Subway is awful
>>691348189
this is a superior choice
>>691348190
I will throw you in the gas chambers myself faggot if you ever say that again.
Katia is a transnigger, how dare you.
>>691348307
Lol, so you do shit yourself? Gross.
Get a burger and smother it in mayo for your pansy ass digestive system.
>>691348052
I might make a coffee. That sounds great. Why unpacking again?
>>691348300
I still feel fat from fish tacos
>>691347540
That it is until clothes get wet.
>>691348645
I see no problem with this
>>691348643
Thats what you GET. Shoulda got some mushroom olive pizza.
>>691348379
IRL, those bucks would actually be trying to murder each other for the right to fuck.
Also they would not be human-shaped and banging a human-shaped Samoyed.
Unrealistic as fuck, 0/10
>>691344973
is that really a male
>>691348780
buy me one?
>>691348189
I am good. :)
>>691348643
I never completed it the last time :S
It's Franks fault.
>>691349007
aha...
I'm still just nursing a broke ass arm :/
>>691349007
I am blameless
>>691348770
Doesn't help me get a cock in the butt.
>>691349175
One arm push-ups. make that arm fucking huge when the cast come off :)
Hey can some of you faggots give me some tips on anal? Any time I stick anything up my ass, it comes out with a turd fused to it. There is literally never not shit in my ass. How do you guys do it?
>>691349668
l2shit
>>691348951
I get half
>>691349577
"good" arm had dislocated shoulder. I'm just proper fucked up. I'll be on my feet once bulking season rolls around
>>691349668
Eat more fiber, enemas, drink LOTS of water
>>691349668
enemaz
![1466705871.darkgem_showerdrag[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/aQlpVTW.jpg "1466705871.darkgem_showerdrag[1].png")
>>691349668
Eat fiber.
>>691349577
>>691349175
I'm not sure that's the best idea
>>691349920
Lets do this bruh
>>691350018
zactly
>>691349829
No I do. I can take a giant shit, hop off the toilet and go straight to the fridge for a cucumber, and I'm still pulling out way more than I'm putting in. If you know what I mean.
>>691350302
METAMUCIL
>>691350302
enema for more then a finger is my rule of thumb
>>691350177
Just one thing
Seriously, you can't buttfuck without an enema? Do gay people just not have spontaneous sex?
>>691350619
yes?
>>691350773
We're like thousands of miles apart.
>>691350018
Best idea ever.
>>691350769
BJ's
>>691350302
Then what everyone else already said. More fibers, lots and lots of water, enema.
>>691350769
Spontaneous buttsex is possible, just a bit hazardous.
>>691350917
ehh, just ave my half and you can eat it for me later. You can tell me how good it is.
>>691350769
That's why cocksucking is much more frequent.
>>691351176
No pizza for you then.
>>691350773
He's finally a chicken!
>>691350177
Symmetry should not be sacrificed
>>691351004
2 giant arms>1 giant arm
>>691351363
No, I'm fat. remember?
>>691351388
Just in name. Hi Ice cream
>>691351389
I'll just get healed up and then worry about it
>>691351748
You can just call me spoons, hai.
>>691351748
Exactly, you get NOTHING!
>>691351910
Hi Spoons. Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
I'm not really a chicken though
>>691351939
I don't deserve to eat
>>691352222
Aww but I love chickens :c
And it depends on how much ice cream is going to be served~
>>691352222
Punishment for fat.
>>691352382
I love chickens too, but I'm not one. I can't spoon anyone right now :c
>>691352403
Psst, I'm not fat though
hai spawn
>>691352222
quads confirm
Needs more bara dragons
>>691353182
confirms whut?
>>691352847
Why can't you?
>>691353182
Hai
>>691353392
YOU'RE A PHONY.
>>691353392
can't eat
>>691353484
haihai
>>691353484
I'm too busted up and have to sleep on back
>>691353503
>>691353555
Why live anymore then?
>>691353873
I'm so confused
>>691353984
eat food, be happy
fuck the rules
>>691353803
Did you break some bones or something?
soup badj?
>>691353984
Do you need it spoonfed to you?
Spawn is posting lewd things.
Join them
>>691354129
yes
>>691354135
yes
>>691354180
Had a concussion too, so... yes
>>691352847
You wanna get fatter? Ew
Roy is posting.
>>691354142
No thanks, I could go for something more solid though. You?
>>691354474
yes
>>691354266
I clearly did not
>>691354474
Eesh bud, hopefully it wasn't serious
not eating is not a good way to get rid of weight
Hay Roy
Shhh. Don't let anyone know.
>>691354705
So lewd.
Hai stud.
>>691354733
>>691354733
>>691354733
This
But its better to just eat less.
Post your rare pornos
>>691354596
Wow.
no, I just don't wanna die from starvation
>>691354705
It was. I'm doing ok. Got lots of good drugs
>>691354733
Eating less and healthier is though
Cut some calories
>>691354810
nooooooot even
>>691355027
Don't get addicted sir
I accidentally blurted it out.
>>691354981
True, and more diversely. Specific food in specific combinations at specific times.
>>691355027
True, chicken is low fat though, so long as you don't eat the skin.
>>691355186
There was a derg actively cumming.
>>691354932
Whats up, butt nutt?
>>691355027
But your corpse will be so sexy afterward.
>>691344973
Nice feet
>>691354135
fag
>>691355282
>so long as you don't eat the skin.
b-but chicken skin is one of the most delicious parts....
>>691354673
Tea please
>>691355282
Actually you can lose weight if you eat basically anything, just less of it. You might not feel great but you will have less of a gut.
Some Senator lost weight on a junk food diet just to prove a point.
>>691355186
Oh, no no no... I don't like them honestly, but I like them more than copious pain
Don't worry
>>691355282
I am low fat. Like 13% bf
>>691355393
It will be, regardless.
>>691355329
He was just making ice cream!
Nothing wrong with such a natural gesture!
>>691355499
Sketti kat
>>691355560
I'll bring the scones
>>691355710
Post dogs doing dog things
>>691355652
Fat is GROSS
I dont enjoy watching your man-boobs jiggle with every step you take.
It's a common male problem. You don't have to feel bad about it.
>>691355393
My butt has no nuts. I get to relax this weekend tho.
>>691355710
Wow. You named yourself after cum. You're even more lewd than I thought.
>>691355817
BEST
>>691355537
So I've heard. Can't agree to that though. It tastes much like the rest.
>>691355560
I assume you want earl grey. Milk and sugar?
>>691355648
True true. It's possible, just less effective.
>>691355652
Why do you want to lose weight then?
>>691355839
muh chicken skins tho
>>691355786
You're a grand ol' chap Eddy, always ahead of the times.
>>691355894
Nah I'll have just have regular tea with a bit of milk with it.
>>691355839
>
>>691355817
>>691355839
I don't help chickun eaters
>>691355879
Nnno
>>691355879
I have work, pretty gay.
>>691356155
Rooooooy
>>691356105
Literally cumspoon.
>>691356172
Didn't realize you were doing gay work now. Bet you've had a drastic rise in pay.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Suuuuuuup.
>>691356342
Nothing new here. How's life been?
>>691356581
I only fight in bed.
>>691356084
Safe choice.
>>691356342
Not quite, I do work with Gaylords though.
>>691356757
Oh really?
Hard to describe accurately, but good overall.
Time moves on.
Can't say there's been much interesting stuff besides a good amount of good food.
>>691355860
I don't have those anymore
>>691355894
Already lost the weight, just don't want it back. 240~ down to like 185
Good food is good. Doubly for you. Classes going well?
>>691357028
Do they hit on you?
>>691357089
Yes. And you're posting lewd things again.
>>691357231
I dont belieb you.
Last semester went as planned.
Got a TA job lined up for next semester, so I'd say things are looking alright for the future.
Just trying to make it through the summer in one piece.
>>691357329
Nah, I usually sit down, buckle myself in, slide into them, give em a good ramming.
>>691357445
You'll just have to take my word for it. I have a good pre-bike wreck photo but I don't want to post it. Snarf will back me on this.
>>691357817
I dont trust your word.
Oh nice. What's bad about the summer?
>>691357675
I need to work where you are.
>>691357231
Oh god, I actually got laid like in that pic once. Drank a couple shots at an old coworker's place, told me he has no idea what's wrong with his set up, then after I fixed it he made a move on me. Fun night, but I wouldn't do it again.
I want to be cuddled to ocean avenue
>>691358066
It's all I've got.
Do you want the pic?
>>691358212
dood!
>>691358097
You need to know how to drive a forklift first, its pretty easy once you get the hang of sliding into the pallets.
>>691358283
Sure
Summer can really break a man.
Time is more difficult to manage effectively when you have a lot of it and no real obligations.
I have goals and things to do, but I still get frustrated quite a bit and don't feel as though I'm doing enough.
>>691358344
yo
I've never understood people like that. I embrace my laziness.
>>691358419
I watched Dethklok do it once so I should be good to go.
>>691358547
figs. here you go
>>691358607
What it do baby boo?
I need to be constantly doing something that I feel is productive or else I start to question why I'm even living or something like that.
Progress is still too slow. I can't afford to be lazy, but I don't always have the willpower to get shit done.
>>691358727
You should get on steam
>>691358741
Wow, not bad actually.
Would touch
Just wait til you've hit the point where you've accomplished all of your goals. That's when the real questioning starts.
>>691359213
For you, bb.
>>691359213
Lol, thanks. I was working on getting some more mass, then broke my arm
Now you
>>691358741
not much
I'm addicted to blink
and final fantasy 14
Accomplishing all my goals isn't possible.
My standards for myself are too high.
>>691359615
Blink 182?
I'm gonna go suffer, wish me luck.
Well that's good in any case. One less worry.
>>691359739
Have fun playing League.
>>691359464
Whoa Whoa, I didnt say nuffin about me. Besides its image limit.
>>691359903
I did though. Next thread?
You don't have to.I'm just funnin with you
>>691359971
oh no... early blink at least?
>>691343266
I cant see his penis or asshole. How do I know it's even male and that it's gay?
>>691349668
buy a douche, and don't get the tiny pussy pink one, get the one with the big black rubber balloon.
