Why no rekt thread?
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Why no rekt thread?
>>691331725
all that work building the stupid thing and fucks himself on the first try
>>691331924
That looked pretty fucking awful. Anyone have a source with audio?
>>691331725
i like how you can tell the dog is staring at the leg
>Ruh Roh
>>691331206
This is more like YLYL or cringe thread material, faggot.
>>691332280
kek
>>691331206
No homo but that picture seriously turns me on.
>>691333162
Why? Are you as fat as him?
>>691331924
Let it goooo
Let it goo
>>691333162
*much homo
>>691333245
mfw liberals say guns cant defend you from guns
>>691331206
Nightime with Mark.
>>691333492
Literally nobody says that.
>>691333388
>>691333389
if they only had a gun to protect themselves
>>691333600
>liberal detected
>dubs checked
>>691333600
>liberal lying detected
>>691333724
>>691333726
Yeah, except I'm far from a liberal.
Again, literally nobody says "guns cant defend you from guns".
>>691332385
lol
>>691333787
if only he had a gun to protect himse....oh, he WAS armed, nevermind all is clear
>>691331206
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>691332230
strangestboner.exe
>>691333877
Deserved it
you guys are some fucked up people.
just so you know.
carry on.
>>691333388
His swishey little walk at the end is so creepy
>>691333915
uses the word "literally nobody" after someone just literally used the words.
>liberal detected
>>691333954
>)
siiiiiiiick
>>691334167
You must be a special kind of retard.
>>691334075
>wall o text
my eyes
>>691334075
togtfo
>>691334280
>m9
spotted the newfag summer
>>691333600
>>691333915
>>691334362
You must be a special kind of retarded, literally.
>>691334606
You must be an asspained retard. Now I know what special kind you are.
>>691334409
thats a beautiful bounce
>>691333388
Story?
>>691334742
bro my ass feels great
>pic related funny pic of a liberal from a bernie rally
>>691333954
And they say whites cant fight.
>>691331206
>Why no rekt thread?
because it's every single day the same shit we all have seen a thousand times already.
how about you stop shitposting a new rekt thread every few hours and just wait some days, until people maybe have found some new rekt material?
>>691331206
>>691331206
>>691331206
>>691331206
>>691331206
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TELL HER YOUR SECRETS first
>>691334964
LITERALLY NOBODY SAYS THAT DURR
http://youtu.be/2ErlQEF2ydQ
Support
>>691332230
filename.kek
>>691335048
Thats a retarded idea some people arent up to date with the current rekt material and shouldnt be left waiting for you to find something new
>>691335138
Kill yourself
>>691334867
nerve gas made him go crazy and shoot those people
>>691334957
Everyone could play this retarded game of yours and yet it still has nothing to do with your retarded strawman which was, what was it again, dey dink guns can't defend ya from guns. Nobody actually says this.
>>691331206
Damn thats a sturdy table
>>691333954
impressive.
story?
>>691335138
Die irl you fucking waste.
>>691335385
what a fucking retard
>>691332315
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ed_1384612533
>>691332230
that smug mother fucker
>>691333417
>REKT'D
>>691335079
Damn...
>>691333954
I'd love to know the story behind this
>>691335315
I stand corrected your ass ache spread to my ass
Summer is upon us
>>691333162
Yes homo and that picture makes me want to puke
>>691335584
How did they get that close up footage? Is it computer generated and I'm too stupid to see it?
>>691335304
Name of the movie?
>>691335475
looks like no one taught them to look both ways when crossing
>>691333787
Source?
>>691335854
>lose argument
>"I stand corrected"
>s-summer
Newfag seems mad
>>691332913
wtf were they even trying to do?
>>691335863
They zoomed in on the footage... Srsly?
>>691335843
>hyena
Dont you see its fucking cat? Tiger, to be more specific
>>691335436
>>691335834
Story???
Its fuckin mother russia, end of story.
>>691336061
go away newfag
>>691333600
dubs don't always tell the truth
>>691335863
They fitted all the little jumpy fellas with dashcams. It's actually mandatory now.
>>691335079
Awesome.
Ex-boxer?
>>691335880
I believe it is Dead Snow
>>691336188
>>691336377
> summer
>>691331903
Wait wut?
>>691335880
dead snow
>>691336061
>hyena
>not a cat
>>691335993
probably land the helicopter
>>691336467
>falls for filename troll
>calls others summer
damage control
>>691335880
dead snow i forgot if its one or two theyre both good tho
>>691334075
Can't tell if troll is obvious troll
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>>691333389
I love how he wipes the blood off on the body.
>>691335990
Implying I argued anything after the original statement that triggered you
>>691336656
It's the second one.
>>691335584
it aint easy being cheesy
>>691336698
Lutk more faggot
In this thread
>ur stupid
>no ur stupid
>ur retarded
>no ur retarded
>ur a summerfag
>no ur a summerfag
>>691335363
i hate you :(
>>691332584
ylyl
>>691336722
>>691333389
>>691333620
i dont get why the guy doesnt just make one last attempt at escape? just fucking run. run head first into the crowd and kick and headbutt anything that gets in your way. whats the worst that can happen? they kill you?
>>691336786
Parrots and twelve year olds tend to trigger me regardless of their political stance.
>>691336217
Story?
>>691336985
torture you, then kill you
hack you in half rather than behead you
burn you alive
kill your family
plenty of reasons to take a relatively painless death
>>691334136
Fag
>>691337119
*slave*
>>691337177
flammable nerve gas
>>691335048
or perhaps you could take a few days off, go outside?
>>691336217
story?
>>691336985
are there worse things than death?
I've seen many deaths on here.
beheading in one swing seems like a luxury.
>>691337119
He got full mount and it was done.
>>691335891
>-[Close]
I...I don't know what to say...
>>691337119
That was some rage. That black kid probably fucked with that white kid a lot before the white kid finally went at him.
Blacks are better suited to 2+v1 than 1v1.
>>691337119
should have just kicked him that last time, why lean over
>>691337718
Yes. Next Black kido. lol
thread needs more nerve gas
>>691331206
He is uncooked.
>>691337119
see how no one says "the white kid sucker punched him!!11". now if it was a nigger doing that...
>>691337364
why do they roll?
>>691336064
Not Russia, it's Romania and they are gypsies
>>691337119
Fucking dundus think they're such tough shit when they're ganging up on people, than a scrawny white kid kicks their ass in 1v1. Typical.
pene
>>691336061
>Tiger, to be more specific
It's a lion
>>691338084
Marika uevon
>>691335571
What is he saying? I can't tell
>>691337983
Crocodiles can't chew. They have to tear chunks of meat out of their prey by sheer force. Also it makes them happy.
>>691335891
fuck, I have had to create an Elevator-Escalator subfolder
>>691334560
>top kek implieng
im not a newfag, im an oldfag
>>691338258
>>691338229
Hes yelling for help and something something cyka cyka his arms
>>691336569
mission accomplished, i'd say
>>691336569
landing a helicopter among dangling steel cables is a bit like trying to park a truck on a lake
>>691337983
you just only need to google 'crocodile wikipedia' to find out. Its the hardest thing to do, i know, BUT i believe in you
>>691335891
GEG
>>691337952
how the fuck it was sucker punch?
>>691336377
>>691336188
holy shit yall took the fucking bait.>>691336061
ITS NOT A TIGER ITS A FUCKING PUMA YOU DUMBASS
>>691338605
Watch the gif till the end...
>>691332913
who's bright idea was it to fly a helicopter next to cables?
>>691338663
It's obviously a gorilla
>>691338605
Because he's white and oppressing a minority you privileged cunt.
>>691338665
You can sucker punch someone who isnt in fight. That was just unnecessary finisher.
>>691336377
that was badass!
>>691338905
old cunt is just pissed because he cant get a boner anymore
>>691336217
Saw it a while back. It was to do with a mining strike in malasysia. Think of that buddhist monk.
>>691334898
"Jesus take the wheel" he screams as he slowly moves to his doom
>>691337983
To tear off limbs and break the prey into small pieces.
We have tourists get taken by crocs all the time in Aus. Sometimes they stash the bodies in hollow logs.
>>691337983
Same reason you twist your fork around to bundle up all the spaghetti
>>691331206
Mache alle
>>691338989
Probably more pissed because the pretty girl he married 130 years ago now looks like a raisin that's gone off a bit.
>>691338435
If you were into ballslapping that would be heaven
>>691336874
>everyone summerfag
>me included
>>691332280
kek
>>691339055
theyre very lucky that tree was dead
>>691339055
>0:33
>freeze it there
>rotate
>enhance
>ZOOM
>>691339397
Not really, if the tree wasn't dead it wouldn't have fallen at all
>>691338911
>occurs when someone hits someone else from behind, usually when the person being hit doesn't know it until afterwards. Usually considered shady or a "bitch move".
And it doesn't even matter if it's technically a sucker punch or if it isn't. My point still stands.
>>691339428
what are they doing ?
>>691339397
I suspect they'd have preferred a live tree that wouldn't have toppled over and landed on their heads in the first place...
>>691339428
Would smash while she was seizuring
>>691338523
>tries to make anon look stupid
>looks stupid
>>691339640
somthing
>>691339640
They're niggers so don't know
>>691338285
god fucking damn it
>>691339640
stopping them from breathing by pressing on their chests in order to help them achieve a high level of euphoria
>>691339640
Burking
>>691339428
>letting people give you potential brain and nerve damage for their entertainment
>>691337119
I can feel his anger through my screen.
>>691339812
>potential brain damage
They're niggers...how would you even notice?
>>691337983
because the crocodiles are motherfuckers
>>691335854
People do say "the answer to guns is not more guns". I think regulations should be in place but there are so many guns out there already, I should have a right to a gun if I abide by the laws and I'm not psychotic.
>>691339968
Exactly what was he expecting?
>>691339531
Looks like the nigger started it, no rules anymore, kill it if you must
>>691339802
brilliant
>>691340183
>>691340201
>dog has a better understanding of basic physics than guy on motorcycle
Who would have thought
>>691340201
Lmao... Love this shit. Just now arriving to the thread
>>691331903
*sigh*
>>691340455
Right....???? Dude on cycle should have waited until the light turned red.
>>691331206
shit like this makes me realize we need the purge.
>>691335363
i don't like you
>>691340201
>1458298546242.gif
saved
>>691338285
too much blood for me
>>691340234
he thought his "colors" made him invincible
>>691338285
this short circuited my brain
my brain insisted on thinking something owuld happen
>>691334075
Summerfag.exe
>>691334409
Because cossacks are literally the most autist people on earth.
>>691332230
>agar.io IRL.webm
REKT
>>691335475
it's like a game of frogger
>>691340820
i dont get it its just numbers
>>691339228
if a cow ever did that shit to me that would be that nights dinner lmao
>>691335363
cheque'd friendo
>>691331903
Every fucking time
>>691339428
Nigger is as a nigger does.
Who cares. Let 'em kill each other for amusement.
>>691335863
cameras with a good zoom level combined with an expirienced cameraman which is used to film moving objects?
>>691331903
wait is that explosion real??
>>691336855
did she died
>>691335880
one of the better in the Nazi Zombie genre
>>691341301
She'll be eating dinner through a straw after that kick. Good thing we have blenders.
>>691335880
dead snow 2 its terrible tommy virkola cant make secouels
same with kill buljo 2
>>691333492
Those employees would've been completely fucked without that assault rifle
>>691335843
Pretty cruel
>>691335475
is that woman carrying a baby?
>>691341710
what is this?
>>691336217
It hurt more than he thought.
That dude didnt even get roasted if you even tried to roast that guy the oven would burst into flames
>>691334075
^TL;DR version: this man is a giant pussy summerfag
>>691341619
"Yeah, yeah I'm cool..."
>>691342007
drone
>>691335834
vokda vladimir is a great catalyst
>>691332913
in the bg you can see the guy pull the wire tight so that it gets caught up in the blades. Looks like an accident, but what a fucking retard...
>>691341942
Looks too big for a baby. Flowers maybe? With the quality of that footage it might as well be a grand piano.
>>691336836
not dogs you fucking idiot
>>691334409
>dat file name
Besides this shit being funny as fuck, I bet you he was fired because of it.
>>691342176
the thing in Chicago in my screencap, you shitposter
>>691342053
TL:DR version: this guy fell for century old copypasta bait.
>>691342007
it's the meat allah introduction machine
>>691333954
That nigga kicked a board in half being swung at him with a flying kick
Fuck'n Rekt
>>691342496
see >>691342458
shitposter
>>691335079
> SHIIIIT
> Even the car retreated.
>>691342578
I don't get it
>>691341549
Jesus, you can't be that fucking stupid.
>>691342578
*yawn*
>>691333388
Ahhhh this again. This video fucked me up so bad 1 year ago, i made a thread about how it fucked me up and it went to the top of the board.... feels good being an oldfag
>>691342827
>libtard deserved it
>>691342731
Why was this filmed through a fucking fishbowl?
>>691341549
Of course it is.
>>691335584
Damn Nature! You scary!
>>691342942
bodycam
>>691342468
full video of this?
>>691338905
I would have asked for a drink.
>>691342964
lol what a fucking idiot
>>691343048
No idea, I only got the gif.
>>691343034
Fucking British
>>691341810
cruel?
>>691331924
I think masturbation will be off the table for some time
>>691331725
Here maybe this towel will help.
>>691335475
>>691335385
>>691334898
>>691334177
>>691333877
Sometimes I worry that survival of the fittest is no longer applied to our society, but threads like these put my fears to rest, darwinism at it's finest...
>>691336855
haha that filename!
>>691343461
He'll be a champ at reacharounds though. Ba-dum-tshhh
>>691333492
The broad availability of guns only makes it necessary to defend yourself with guns - so more guns - more deaths
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