all fur accepted, lets all yiff in hell!
>any fur
I think we all know this will turn to g/fur
>>691330749
I think we all know this will turn into ponyshit
FürFriday
>>691330869
>>691330454
delicious
nothing like a cute pussy.
good evening
>>691334128
G'evening AJ
>>691334748
Furpostan & drunking
'sub?
>>691334952
She looks like she was sucking a dick and then someone asked about her tax returns. Just look at that face.
>>691335152
The hair does it, it doesn't the laws of perspective
>>691335097
posting and not drunking :)
listening to muzak and thinking about launching a game
mmm tasty lollies
>>691335653
:3
>muzak
>Tesco OST
>launching a game
As in playing or releasing?
>>691332863
more tentacle stuff?
don't care sfur gfur or anything
>>691335986
>Tesco OST
lol wut
i am an acquiring as the irn bru
>playing or releasing
playing, i'm not in that line of work :'(
>>691335957
dat tooth decay tho
>>691336425
but mmmm lollies
>>691336410
;^3
England no longer acquires
y tho
>>691336991
fuck this country, but whatever, life goes on until we die
because lollies, and also i enjoy shooting people in the head
>>691336568
>mmmm butt lollies
>>691337211
hmm, does this one count?
>>691337162
>until we die
soon
>i enjoy shooting people in the head
Cool, that y u no in the vg business tho?
>>691337457
fuck yes
>>691337457
I'd clean it and her insides
I wish I had a good, regular, cocksucker. The last guy who tried was terrible.
>>691337792
That's what AIDS does fur ya
>>691337792
Least he tried. What's wrong with that?
We need more big bara dragons
>>691337483
shit happens, we'll see. sometimes i do wish everything would just collapse because it all just seems so fucked up and overly serious these days
i might do an online course in graphics/opengl at some point, just to get an intro
>>691337593
i think that's all of the lollies that i've got now though :( i found a carrot though
>>691337716
splendid
>>691338074
Yeah, she's super cute and I bet she tastes incredibly.
>>691338007
It was mildly painful to be honest.
>>691337966
>>691338041
>less bara
Foxed
>>691338245
spot the carrot
>>691338249
What? How? Did they like, try to bite or nibble? You could have easily told them not to do that.
>>691338407
I'd rather it be inside her, as oddly as it's placed
>>691338527
>>691338509
i don't seem to have one like that, unfortunately :(
Hi everyone, virginfag here, do you have any advices about your first time with a guy? I'm a 18 years old guy and 175cm/5'9" tall
We are just going to suck each other's dick, but we might try to do something different, how is to be fucked o to fuck someone?
>>691338743
No worries, I'm not disappointed. Just thought I'd make a joke.
These are the best threads.
Hello all
Elton Pot, You're Welcome Mates.
>>691338509
I'm uncut and I guess the guy was very unfamiliar with uncut dicks so he was overly rough and pulling back on the hood too hard. Then he clearly couldn't take a whole lot of my dick, despite trying, but when he tried he kept pushing back on it at a weird angle. Then there's the issue of his teeth poking it fairly frequently.
Admittedly, he gave a good rim job, though.
>>691338820
>first time with a guy
Glorious. Relax and enjoy, that's about it, your body will take care of the rest.
Fucking and being fucked is one of the most incredible things. Relax and enjoy that too. If you don't end up fucking, don't push the issue, let it come naturally.
Also, clean yourself out. Like, -clean- yourself out. Really well. And then do it again and again so there's nothing left. No chances. Then relax and don't strain too hard.
>>691338074
ror wish I had the money to buy shit from UK now that pound's taking least a temp plunge
Things could go either way, really. We have European non-EU cuntries butt we've never had a post-EU cuntry so we'll be watching closely should you burn
Other than the nigger issue, I still cakn't what was so horrible about EU that you left
Also, y?
>>691338074
Also, a vaggitarian is fine too :3
>>691339170
Why didn't you try directing him on how to properly suck a cock? I would have, honestly. Maybe you could have trained him into a proper cocksucker. Shame.
>>691339175
How do I clean myself? Like, how do I remove all the shit from my anus? I really don't want to cover his dick of shit.
Also, how do you suck a dick?
>>691338820
I wouldn't jump straight into buttfucking. But in general, just relax, a bit of alcohol could help with that. Really, you should not get worked up over your first time.
>>691338820
Book an appointment w/ your local STD clinic
>>691339478
Enema. You don't need a ton of water each time, maybe about a cup for each one. Rinse repeat until clean.
Have fun and wrap it up
>>691335653
Holy shit I haven't seen this artwork before... the artist is -gifted-...
>>691339478
being a water bottle to the shower and push a bunch of water up there
precede to take a really watery shit
repeat as desired
>>691339265
i don't have much hope, but then pessimistic at the best of times
>y?
'cus i think it looks interesting :p
>>691339048
G'evening ABC
>>691339058
Actually it's Eltonpot w/out any white space
>it comes from Elton Portilho
>>691339450
I've never sucked an uncut dick myself, but I did try to direct him. He was just as dense as a neutron star.
>>691339478
Buy a douche. Tis' the only way to clean yourself right. And then remember, you're not trying to flush out your intestines, you're just cleaning your anus so you don't need a ton of water. Practice it a bunch before hand.
It's not hard to suck dick, just be gentle and work up to being more rough or fast. It's about how it looks to be honest.
>>691340032
How do you do?
>>691339727
Nah, he's ok, he just broke with his first and only girlfriend, he wants to try something new and I'm the only gay guy he know (actually I'm bisexual but whatever)
The problem is that I'm still a virgin and I need help
>>691339478
Basically, enema. Put simply. I've used both a baster and water bottle. Water bottle will be quicker, but you have to be gentle with it.
Find open area on bathroom floor, fill object with water, lay on back, raise legs, put object into butt and push water in. Push water in, RELAX, do not push out, let it fill you. Rinse and repeat untill you have to go, then let it out.
Rinse. Repeat. Many times. Alternative is laxatives though it's not healthy to do often. Just make sure you hydrate after.
Personally, I found that I have to be EXTREMELY careful because my body goes nuts as do my muscles, so just take the extra time to clean out.
>>691340147
Oh, it's you again, hah. I was here this morning.. or last night. Shame about him, honestly. Sucking cock is too fucking good.
>>691339932
Very often the line between pessimism and realism is absent
>it looks interesting :p
Like watching someone stick their dick into lava
>>691340404
if you can take a normal shit before all that, that might help
>>691340404
I don't care much for bottoming, personally. It's a damn shame no one is around to service me well, though.
>>691339478
Also, start getting lots of fiber. No joke. Get some metamucil. Keeps things clean
>>691340674
haha, yeah .always assume the worst etc., and the whole "never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" is total bullshit far too often too :|
>Like watching someone stick their dick into lava
whaaaaat, no way. though i suppose you could eventually create such a scene
>>691340291
Came to furpost and see furries
Furposting butt instead of seeing furries seeing a whole lot of advice on how to clean your asshole fur another guy to eat out
>maybe bifur threads never should have happened
>>691340324
>I need help
Whole-heartedly agree
>>691340739
Yeah, I know that well enough. Hence my long-winded explanation. Thank you, though.
>>691340846
Funny. I'm not much for topping. It's fun, just.. not -as- fun as bottoming Because goddamn is that just.. one of the best feelings to ever exist. Eh. Dunno if I could, I've only sucked one dick. Love that image. Have more bear feet.
>>691339864
it's a nice style and a nice picture
>>691341108
we're all just too nice
>>691341362
>>691341108
It's something us gay men need to know and share.
I'll post some girly boys for you
>>691341438
One last thing, is a 14cm/5,5in 4cm/1,5in uncut dick ok? Or it it small?
>>691341488
>>691341553
>>691341526
It's average
lol i can hear some weird person outside repeatedly shouting "hello" or some shit into the void
>>691341526
It's about average. Regardless, I wouldn't be worried about it. I was larger than my last partner by about a whole inch and a half and it did not detract from his attractiveness in the smallest.
>>691341074
Finding access to lava iskn't impawsible, appurently
>youtube.com/watch?v=XS-59dxplXo
>I suggest muting audio unless you like the idea of cancer
>>691341228
Sounds like I should let you have a go at my meat.
You've only sucked a dick though?
>>691341425
Now I wonder how bad it was if you went full evil
>>691341867
nice pun
i love bondage
>>691341483
>I'll post some girly boys
Well this pleases fox :3
lurkin'
>>691342317
here a 3d gif of that
made with this http://depthy.me/#/
>>691341732
>when you discover a black hole and try to communicate w/ the beings on the other side
more dolphin herm
Can we have something with gay incest? It's just a thing I like
>>691342182
I'd probably do it, honestly. I'm fucking easy to arouse and the idea of sucking cock results in being instantly rock hard.
But.. yeah. Only one. I'm not dull, just an introvert and easy to embarrass.
>>691342306
I try. But for real, nothing to worry about. The guy I was with had a smaller cock and I thoroughly enjoyed going down on him and taking it in the ass.
>>691341939
why would someone do that? i'm not a fan of iphones at all but i'd never buy one to destroy it, what a waste...
lava is pretty awesome though, and then battery flameout ;)
>>691343013
>>691343107
>>691343301
>>691342740
Something suggests the author actually gets these phones fur free
>battery flameout
>youtube.com/watch?v=fkP-b1ADvbk&t=3m33s
Absolute ror when the battery ignites and takes off
does anyone have something with fruit fuckiing
Has anyone posted f/muscle furs before on this thread?
>>691343371
>>691343377
i mean food
>>691343466
>>691343459
>stronk detected
>>691343459
draka is always posting them I believe
>>691342723
I might make you do it. I'm in need of a mouth to use and I'm sure yours will do nicely.
Sorry to hear you've only sucked one. I probably wouldn't mind helping you diversify your portfolio.
Oh yeah, that last guy's breath also smelled funky. I mean, come on, if you're going to give oral, brush your teeth before and after! it's rude not to. Having recently quit smoking, bad smells are much more noticeable.
>>691343599
>>691343373
such wastefulness, though. totally unnecessary destruction :(
lithium cells is scary shit, yo
>>691343629
>mfw I've done this
>just dry toast tho
Nother one?
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>>691343881
You maniac
>>691343631
Draka?
>>691343757
>lithiumcellposter.jpeg
>lithium cells is scary shit
Just -Po, really
>>691343830
Should I continue to post the comic or nah?
>>691344043
nah they're all pretty bad _if you start hitting them with a hammer_
>>691343959
Least I didkn't eat it afterwurds
>>691343881
how did it taste?
>>691344068
It means birthing a new bread so yes
>>691344068
>you're a real my son
>>691343680
I'll just have to, then. No question about it. Not that I'm used to being.. Coerced into it physically, but I doubt I'd give a whole lot of resistance. Especially if it's throbbing.. so warm, and so close. Worth a try..
Mh. Would certainly be appreciative.
And yeah. Weird breath. Glad I quit smoking three years ago. I can smell people who smoke a whole room away. Brushing is important.
>>691344123
you gotta try it with a pb sandwich.tastes great
>>691344123
You're not even trying
>>691344187
-> >>691344123
>mfw I could have saved a starving african child w/ that toast w/ a side of protein
>>691344411
All those gains it would get from your brotein
>>691344121
Plz look at hoverboards fur example
Pretty much 99.99% of them battery fires happened when the device was _literally_doing_knotting_, knot being used, knot being charged
#LiPoKills
>>691330454
Here u go
bit ly 28NljPX
>>691344257
You sound pretty cute. Don't worry, I'll take care of you. Granted, I may also use a bit of bondage on you too.
Gotta' brush them chompers!
>>691344068
Yes plz
>>691342723
Do you have a way of contacting, I like the way you think
>>691344729
Wow. Oh, dear. I've never been subject to bondage, as interesting as it sounds. And I brush every day, multiple times, of course, despite bad habits as a kid. I cannot staaaaaand the mere thought of bad breath.
I'm actually quite laid back, though cute.. that's certainly.. not minded..
>>691344342
>pb
No
>>691344363
Worried about auto-AIDS
>>691344637
ikr? Dokn't think it could've survived FedEx tho
>>691344688
weren't most of the problems due to poor battery management, i.e. not the fault of the batteries themselves?
can't blame the batteries for the poor design of the toy
Li-Ion just can't handle the discharge rates needed
>>691344923
>>691344923
here you go, new one
>>691345018
No idea. Media just accounted it to "the chinese"
Dunno maybe people bumped or dropped their boards and just didkn't mention. Any distortion will kill a lithium battery
>>691344986
then jelly sandwich ?
>>691345959
Toast is fur meal and jelly is fur dessert
No mix, never
>>691346103
so you fucked a dry toast. didnt that hurt a little
>>691344411
if you ate it it wouldnt have gone to waste
>>691346726
*untoasted dry toast
>>691347026
I believe I ultimately came to the right conclusion knot to
I'm the guy that was posting the comic, sorry everyone, I fell asleep on the keyboard and I'm too lazy to upload the whole thing here, I'm uploading everything on an Imgur album
