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What weird things are your gfs and wife's into?
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>>691329888
Being fucking boring.
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>>691329948
Are you me?
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>>691329948
Oh yea?
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we do this really hot shit where we only fuck every 2 or 3 weeks. Shits freee-kay as hell.
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>>691329948
this
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>>691329888
Choking, BDSM
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>>691330678
She choke you or you choke her or both?
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We get undressed get in bed and I put my Penis into her Vagina and thrust until we both get sexual release. Weird Shit Man I know
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>>691330921
I choke her, I like to have oxygen.
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I once dated a girl that was completely fine with fucking around her family, and her family didn't even bat an eyelash at it. I went on a road trip with her and her parents and after an hour or two she just pulled my dick out and started blowing me in the backseat
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>>691331199
Checked, also fair enough how does that work out?
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My wife makes the P in PMS stand for Perpetual
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>>691331835
She essentially needs me to choke her to get off. So, whether it be with my hands, a collar, belt, or something else, I do nearly every time we have sex.
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My wife likes to lose weight, wax her her bush and be too anxious to fuck, and then gain weight, have a huge bush and want to fuck while on the rag only. Really hot.
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Getting on whisper for cock to suck
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>>691332112
Damn that's hot. I don't think my wife will go for that though..
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>>691333037
Yeah, it started with her telling me she needed it, so I obliged. I definitely enjoy it too.
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>>691332252
Why would you want to fuck her if she's on the rag? Disgusting.
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Being choked (have a pink collar and leash for her, or just with my hands) and choking me (with her hands), and really hard fucking. Not that that's weird at all.
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>>691332112
My girl also likes to get choked, not that much tough. She likes me to be in control and fuck her hard.
>>691333037
If she likes you to be in charge then I guess she'll like it
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>>691329888
>What weird things are your gfs and wife's into?

She's bi.
She loves anal.
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>>691331693
11/10 how did you react
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>>691334413
That's not what he said. Learn to read.
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>>691329888
Being choked, being fucked hard, sucking my dick, having her nips pinched and sucked.
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>>691334719
Nice, have you ever seen her with another girl?
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>>691329888
Not existing.
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>>691331693
Any more stories?
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>>691331199
Checked
>I choke her, that's my oxygen
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>>691329888
She loves to be dominated. She likes choking of course. When she gets loud if I tell her to shut the fuck up she gets more into it. She likes to be slapped. She likes when i slip a finger in her ass as she gets close to orgasm without warning. Weird shit.
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>>691329888
My gf is really into being a Domme, piss, beating, breath control, and role-playing as my mom. It's pretty hot. The kind of relationship I had actually always been looking for, it's hard to find weirdos like me.

I call her Mommy for the most part, love every second of it
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>>691329888
she likes when i try to fuck her through her panties. I can get half my dick in her while her panties are still on, she moans and just soaks herself. Its a giant tease to her and the longer we do it the wetter she gets and the moar she wants to the move the underwear or take them off.
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>>691329888
This thread would be better if you guys post a pic of your girl with your comment
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>>691335762
K den
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>>691336828
>instant regret
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>>691330252
No way my GF is the same. She's a super freak.
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>>691337215
You asked for it
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>>691336828
looks like my sister
killself/10
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>>691332252

(when she was fit and groomed, she didn't want to fuck cuz she was cheating on you)
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Had a couple ex's that loved anal.
What I really want tho is a fucking footjob but I don't know how to approach the subject.
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>>691334734
Well since the hounds of hell weren't being released by her parents I shot a load down her throat

>>691335052

I remember I was fucking her in her room she was on top of me, during the middle of it her mom brought in her laundry and put it away, after her mom finished my ex said "thanks mom" in between moaning and her mom said " you're welcome sweetie" and walked away as if nothing was happening.

Pic related
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>>691329888
She likes to get choked and handcuffed. I love eating her asshole. She also slaps me from time to time and that shit gets me going.
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>>691334451
what is choking but tightness in the throat?
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Fucking while watching serbian Film, nothing gets her off like that
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I got that Al Bundy thing going on. Whenever my wife starts hinting at sex, I'm thinking "crap, not this shit again..."
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She has her middle school uniform and still fits. And, I got it hemmed to about hair high. Sometimes I fuck her stand up in the uniform. My dry cleaner shames me when there is cum all over the skirt. I've been trying to take it in when his cute teenage daughter is working on Saturdays but have not caught her yet.
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>>691341109
Pics?
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>>691341515
Wish. She's really shy of pics.
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>>691334413
You dumbass fuck
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>>691329888
my calfs

she sometimes makes out with my calfs before sucking my dick
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>>691329888
me.
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>>691341764
How about just of the uniform?
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>>691341940
/thread
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>>691329948
Them feels
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>>691339018
Jon?
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>>691342276
No.
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>>691340969
I remember speaking to an anon before about his GF leaving him because he wouldn't masturbate to A Serbian Film
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Just joined the thread. My gf is 5 years older than me, and likes to take the aggressive role. Nothing humiliating, just she loves the CFNM, stripping me, ripping my clothes off, stuff like that. 15906
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Daddy kink
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>>691342476
I can't really nail it down, but she loves to give me handjobs, light blowjobs, but there's no hitting or degrading at all. She loves to rip off my tidy whiteys.
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>>691336828
tell ur wife to clean the fuck up.

u cuck
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>>691329888
My GF has a feeding fetish, i'm not sure how to indulge her fetish without fucking myself up
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>>691329888
My wife is one of the rare women that hates, and I mean fucking hates above average dicks. My dick is 5" and she loves it.
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>>691338507
start with a foot massage and then do the deed on her feet
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>>691341008
is she at least as hot as Peggy?
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>>691342594

Share your wives pics here!!
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>>691342983
yeah , women lie constantly , life didn't teach you that yet ?
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Bdsm and daddy issues.
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>>691343352
what did daddy do?
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>>691329888
Feminism
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>>691343228
>>6913298888

Yeah... ALL women love big cocks, she just says that to make you feel better but trust me let her fuck a guy with a big cock and she will be all over that like white on rice
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>>691335435
thats hot.
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She comes, when I suck her nipples long enough. I can't make her come any other way, no matter how hard I try.
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>>691343408
Abandon her, she calls me daddy
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>>691342472
She can't explain why she's into it and i honestly don't really want to know all her fantasies About it
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>>691329888
Gfs, wifes
>implying
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She likes it when i go down on her period blood, its not too bad except when shes really flowing and it gets chunky.
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>>691343228
Maybe I should have explained that a bit. She's 16 years older than me and has an "older woman and young boy" fetish.
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>>691329888
Apple products.
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>>691343552
fucked up shit, still hot
does she dress up as a little girl?
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>>691342983
>>691343228

kek for real anon

"i only love small cocks" #saidnowomanever

:o
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>>691343478
>let her fuck a guy with a big cock
We tried that, she hated it. Dude wasn't bad looking either, he was a bodybuilder, friendly, big cock.
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>>691329888
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>>691329888
myself...
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She's into scat and I'm not but I'm desperately in love with her. Feelsbadman
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>>691343986
Lol, i'm serious
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>>691344007
god yes, more
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>>691336828
fake tits?
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>>691329888
She has this thing where sex used to be really wild and exciting but now she only wants missionary...

It really makes me go crazy and makes me want to watch porn and masturbate instead of having sex with her
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>>691344007
>>691344220
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I don't have a gf or wife...
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>>691343909
Nope, she is the typical "metal girl", it's just the way she calls me, "everything for my daddy"
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>>691343478
yeah no this is false
my best friend's gf used to complain to me that his dick was too big
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>>691329888
I think she has a thing for guys with thick eyebrows. I have them, her exes had them, and whenever a guy with thick eyebrows is on tv or we meet one etc, she always says she likes them or thinks their cute. She won't admit it has to do with eyebrows, but I can see the pattern
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>>691329888
I don't care, lost... moar?
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>>691329888
Me:
>forced fem
>chastity
>pegging
>plugs
>nipple clamps
>roleplay
Her
>pet play
>cum play
>wetting
>watersports
>hard sub
>tail plug
>nipple suction
>anal
>brat
>public
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>>691343989
Your fantasy goes pretty deep, anon
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>>691329888
nvr know the thoughts and desires of those closest to me. all the smoke in the rear view. What uou lookin at?
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>>691343986
big cocks hurt when they go in deep so there is always just one partner enjoying it
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she acts like she's not horny then I start jacking off and she gets into it.
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my gf really enjoys having her feet "worshiped" i guess
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>>691344362
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>>691331108
she sounds like a real slut!
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Licking my balls while she's blowing me
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>>691344664
#saidnowomanever
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>>691344510
yeah, kinda thought so that she was some kind of scene girl, sounds cute
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>>691344903
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>>691329888
Wife not so secretly trying to peg me. Likes choking. I suspect she wants me to dress up as a Nazi with Jack boots and degrade her. Generally higher libido than mine which makes me feel weird.

I'm into hetero missionary and find it plenty satisfying so there is a slight disconnect but we try to find middle-ground.
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>>691329948
Why don't you date men if you want a partner who does stuff?
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>>691344989
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whenever she rides me I tell her to stick a finger or two up her ass. I love the way it feels against my cock
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>>691344567
you are a fucked up couple
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>>691345053
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>>691344949
>to you
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gf wants one of these. Is it worth it?
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>>691344954
And she is small, like 1,55cm. That's so hot for me
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>>691343228
femanon here.
actually not really. her cervix and her uterus are maybe anatomically different. my uterus (for example) lays more to my back which makes sex with a more than 15cm penis very painful. But i love anal instead xd
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>>691344945
ball licking is a fetish now?
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This one girl I know only calls me when she's dating someone and gets bored. I love being the bull so it works for me. Sometimes she gets a call from him and I make her blow me or I fuck her while she talks to him.
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>>691345119
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>>691329888
>gf asleep on bed
>need to ask her something
>shake her
>no response
>babe wake up
>no response
>are you kill?
>spread her legs
>sniff sniff
>smells nice
>finger in, lick it
>tastes nice
>rub my fingers across her body
>grab her tits
>no response
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>penetrate
>kissing her wrinkles
>lick her tassels
>tfw she's a blanket
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>>691337333
>>691330252

Are we dating the same girl?
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>>691345276
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>>691345243
you miss understand, while she has my dick deepthroated she sticks her tongue out and licks my balls
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>>691345045
that is also the fetish of mine gf but we're not going to do it just yes, she isn't ready
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>>691329888
>>691329888
She likes to be held down and fucked hard. Totally dominated for the most part. She gets off on the idea of getting me off. To the point that if I just moan at the right moment, she cums hard. She also loves to feel my cock cum inside her. In addition to that, I can just mention that I'd like something, and sh runs and gets it without me even having to ask for it. She's the perfect wife, and we ain't even married.

The cute part is that when I say she's my bitch, she gets flustered and mad, lol. And she says that I'm her bitch.

But hey, the sex is great, so whatever...
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>>691345342
>tfw she's a blanket
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>>691345190
why?
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Mine likes to fart in my face. I don't care at all and she loves it, so whatever
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>>691345599
double dubs
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>>691345078
She is the manager of a prominent hotel, and I'm a mechanic. Pretty much a trophy husband, but I'm on the PTA and shit, coach soccer (keep fucking score), and all that. It's just shit we're into that we do on the weekends.
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>>691345207
you lucky fuck, she's perfect for lg/dd roleplay
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>>691345216
so that's why it hurts? I just thought my vag was small or something. Well, I guess it's time to try anal then, thanks femanon.
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>>691345216
So when are we gonna fuck i got 3 inches of pleasure for you babe, just call me stud, cause when in done im going to put the d in u if you know what i mean babe.
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>>691344892
post em
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My ex always wanted to watch this stupid fucking teen drama show and I never let her so eventually she made a deal that she would blow me if we watched it. She meant that she would blow me after but I pulled my cock out and made her blow me the entire time the show was on. Mostly she just had my hard cock in her mouth while she watched the show. I now have this really strange fetish and can't find porn of it or get another girl to do it...
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>>691345760
Yes she is
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>>691345463
snake woman, nice

either that or your dick is average/small
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>>691344535
lol i am female and eyebrows are ridiculously important for me too xd
My bf has dark hair, big eyebrows and black, girly lashes (they look like done with mascara, just better)... total turn on.
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>>691345342
that is some gummy blanket
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She's super sadistic, but the problem is, so am I.
We have to do a fucking coin flip.
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>>691344567
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>>691346120
transgender people are not female
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>>691345416
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>>691344567
hot. wish my bf were into forced fem and chastity too.
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>>691345560
sounds like my fiance, she hated when I called her a bitch at first but now she's used to it and even likes it
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She loves Hearthstone
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>>691343153
about as hot...tits went flat though
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>>691346120
this is me, i get asked by girls if i have a mascara on
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>>691346279
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>>691346382
Keep her
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My wife likes to hold my dick while i pee.
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>>691345702
sounds like a fine life to me, at least you can afort all the equipment for the fucked up sex
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>>691346382
Get her a 3DS or something for fucksake.
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>>691346337
That sucks. You've got to be with people you want to fuck, and the way you want to fuck them. Just hit 6 years married
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>>691346487
cause she plays a fucking p2w card game?
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>>691346086
7" so average but yeah she really has no gag reflex. I love deepthroat but have never had another girl take it like she does I pound her throat hard. I 69 her and she just repeated deepthroats, it feels like a fuck machine or something.
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>>691329888
pegging.. but i kind of like it.. not the being fucked part, just the being dominated part
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My gf is into ddlg and she likes being fucked while wearing a tail plug
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>>691332112
I took a girl home from a club that asked me to punch her in the face right as she climaxed. My shrank so fucking fast...
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>>691346520
ive done this a few times with different girls my fetish though. good way to ease into peeing on them.
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>>691346549
I gave her my 3DS and she was hooked on Ocarina of Time, so much so we got into a fight about it
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>>691344241
Yup. There's a penis there too. Hence the gaff
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>>691346385
how many kids?
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>>691329948
my /b/rother i feel you.
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>>691346526
In a hilarious twist, our companies give us a total of about 300 in amazon gift cards every year for Christmas. They have purchased every wig, strap on, butt plug, nipple clamp, lube bottle and dildo we've ever owned.
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>>691329888
she begs me to stare into her eyes for 10 minutes before sex,fucking awesome man i am telling you i have the time of my life.

Apprently finding an interesting woman in bed is hard.
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>>691346520
My ex did this as well. Turns out she suffered greatly from penis envy. She always talked about how much she fantasized about having a dick and how she dreamt about having a dick.. Weird.
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>>691343478

Incorrect.

Had boyfriends with long dicks, they hit my cervix and hurt so bad it made me cry.
Like, if you have a finger pressed really hard into your belly button.
I got up and ran into the bathroom.
I was worried he broke something inside me. I was such a mess. I was crying, freaking out, in this dudes apartment bathroom. I texted my gf for help while he stopd outside the door asking if I was okay.

I've been very leery of big cocks. That was the worst pain I've ever felt. I'd rather be on my worst day of cramping/spotting, everyday for the rest of my life, than to do that again.

Luckily, my current boyfriend has a average cock, but its really thick. Its like my wrist, lol. It feels amazing and really filling.
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>>691346669
Mines 7.5" never had a girl not choke when deepthroating, never had a girl get low enouggh to lick my balls,

I call bullshit probably 4"
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>>691345890
sure, no problem :3
my bf has a little more than average penis 16cm and needs 58mm condoms... what goes well too, is laying on back with pillow under butt. Then take ur legs up. That works well for me and i have the ability to cum without pain. And i am more into a-point stimulation that g-spot, maybe u can relate to that too.
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>>691329888
Got dayum. Who is she??? MOAR!

My wife is really prude and conservative. But is a great lay and gives the best blowjobs ever. Shit's so cash.
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>>691346669
that comes with practice
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>>691345647
I'm jealous actually. Mines too shy to fart in front of me and it's my fetish
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>>691346838
cute tbh

post tits
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my girl mostly just likes to grab my muscles. I'm not even that big. she also likes me to pick her up/toss her around. We fuck against walls alot. idk stuff like that. she watches me do yard work and gets wet from it.
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>>691346916
pics?
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>>691329888
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
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>>691347180
How about this
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>>691347043
like I said I've never had another girl that could do this
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>>691347189
Sorry, bro. That's part of the commitment to each other.
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>>691334413
>>current year
>>Not earning your red badge
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gf loves to get punched right in the fucking face, then tries to hit me and, well, i just shrug it off and hit her again in the face, just to end in the floor me pinning her down and fucking her like a god damn animal

she always ask me to punch harder but im kinda scared to leave big bruises or fuck her up bad. anyways, i always hit her face til my knuckles are all messed up.
its kinda cool never to be mad at her since i punch her a lot i let go all of my rage.
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my wife likes to fuck other men.. and well i quite enjoy it!!
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>>691347063
ikr this is why I love tinder sluts
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>>691330252
>>691337333
>>691329948

Thanks's bros you make me feel better.

>Watch primarily amateur pr0n.
>See all these amazingly hot women deepthroating, doing anal, dressing kinky and generally being awesome in bed
>Every single GF I've had is really boring and plain in bed

Feels bad man.
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>>691346382
bestiality is legal in your country?
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>>691347048
mine is 19cm, or maybe something more, last time he measured was years ago, no condoms ever. We do that ''pillow pose'' but without the pillow, you're right, it didn't hurt that much then.

I don't get the last part, sorry.
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>>691346153
switch fight?
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>>691345078
You are on the wrong website normie
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>>691329888

She is into slight domination - but mostly really slow fucking where it teases her until she can't stand any more. So we take ages - it feels great - and we don't get sweaty. It's shngri-fucking-la, my friends.

None of this race to the finish stuff that you see in porn flicks - however I understand that it's not really photogenic material.

By the way - those choking guys - for fucks sake record a good consensual fuck. Because if she drops dead then you need to show it was consensual rather than murder. Happens a lot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation#Accidental_death
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>>691345190
sure is, you'll know she's not cheating on you
not in the right way at least
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>>691347185
that's pretty normal, what girl doesn't like masculine, manly men?
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>>691345463
This is such a great feeling
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>>691347384
adorable
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my gf likes to see me flirt with other girls. she never lets me do anything with them though. I once got a bj in a bathroom from one early into exploring this and she freaked out. I have made out with quite a few of the girls but I stop them at that point then go back to her. They see that I go back to her and I think that's what she really likes.
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>>691345342
you got me hard, then ou got me mad >:(
aslo kek
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>>691347455
thas a dirty prostitute you just picked up from the streets
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>>691341109

My gf also still has her middle school uniform. She also still wears it to school...except on those days that she skips school to come to my place.

I also enjoy when she wears her cheerleader uni or dance leotards and have bought a few sexy Halloween costumes for her.
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>>691347856
idk I assume quite a few that's just the subject of this thread and that's what she likes
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>>691347928
>anon cucking his gf
that's new
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>>691346015
>can't find porn of it
Check brandi belle's stuff
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>>691348011
she could be if you wanted her to be ;)
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>>691347397
nice
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>>691346632
nah, its fine, we like a lot common stuff like pegging, orgasm control, choking (both like that)... and we both like to switch so i get my submissive part satisfied too. Only thing beside chstity/forced fem is that i am into dd/lg and rape play bc of childhood trauma. My bf doesnt wanna do it, bc i tend to have flashbacks. nerver lucky.
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>>691347393
Right? That's what shower sex is for, yo.
And orgasms are supposed to relieve cramps, so take care of ya lady.
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>>691329948
I'm sorry...mine is the same.
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I always wanted my wife to fuck other men and we would talk about it, then she says she really likes the idea of me fucking another woman so we talk about that too, talking dirty is awesome sometimes
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>>691347928
I don't know if I should be proud or rage because I can't belive this is real
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>>691338042
This man speaks wisdom
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>>691348409
Dude your gf sounds like a fucking savage, I like her.
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>>691348360
swingers,eh?
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Ex always liked making out with girls/ fondling them but never let it go past that. She would always come back to me horny af after and beg for my cock. never really understood the dichotomy of it honestly.
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Loves it when I cum inside her, or in her mouth, in which case she swallows it all. Just REALLY into my cum... to the point that she actually gets upset if I masturbate, Not because of jealousy or anything, just... less cum if I do that.
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My girlfriend is really into DDLG and loves to wear/use diapers, color, suck on her pacifiers, and call me "Daddy."

Life is good.
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>>691347928
Meant to respond to this sorry anon
>>691348409
>>691348511
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>>691347043
Don't be such an idiot. Everyone's different, my dick is 5" and I've had several girls choke on my cock.
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>>691348551
maybe she wanted to make you horny with that?
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>>691344131
Watsamatter? Lay a thick fudgecable between her tits and get on with your life.
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>>691348548
na we just talk about it, neither of us would do it, physically just fucking, sucking, licking and rimming each other is our thing
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10580018
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>>691348071
>>691348511
>>691348409
woah didn't think this was that weird honestly. I'll answer questions I guess
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>>691348553
do you drink or smoke?
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>>691329888
I've got a rape fantasy that I told my husband about but he didn't really dig the idea since it would require drugging.
Which sucks because we indulge in his fetishes, but not mine -_-
Oh well.
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>>691345276
OK, now I'm hard.
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>>691347397
Careful with that, sounds fun until she gets mad at you and tells the cops you beat her
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My recent ex used to dress up like a little girl (pigtails, frilly socks, body suits, nighties) and call me daddy holding her teddy bear while i'd have her bound up and blindfolded. i'd fuck her ass and cum all over her face. i feel like killing myself now that she's gone.
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>>691329888

My ex liked to fuck me quietly while her daughter slept in bed with us.
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>>691348844
She sounds like a real keeper dude, no joke.
What's she look like?
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>>691349023
Niiiiice. Stories.
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>>691344131
Story? How did you find out? Did she try something?
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>>691347329
Moar!
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>>691348071
>that's new
It's as old as standard cuckoldry
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>>691348106
didnt really find anything with her maybe I just don't know where to look. Closes thing is occasionally I'll see a bored/aloof thread but it's still not really the same. See she was into me and liked sucking my cock but just couldn't suck me really hard while watching her show so it resulted in her just slowly licking me for a long ass time. It was kind of like edging except while getting blown.
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>>691348848
Nope, neither.
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>>691348810
sharing the fantasie isn't bad either
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>>691329888
Making me happy.
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>>691348865
Try easing him into it one stage at a time. Maybe just a blindfold one night. Wait a bit. Some light bondage later. Smoke weed sometime in a non sexual manner.... maybe you can still open him up to it... might take a year or two though.
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>>691329888
>Not existing
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>>691348844
It's not, you're talking to a bunch of underageb&s
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>>691348865
illegal shit is illegal, why not do it without the drugs?
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>>691347928
I wish my girl was into this, I like flirting With and teasing new girls till their begging for my d far more than I like actually fucking them. It's such an ego trip
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>>691329888
My girlfriend can only cum if we pretend she's my mommy. It's getting old.
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>>691348771
nah she would do it with me/without me/ after we broke up/ and I just found her porn history with was exclusively lez. I also know from girls she was with that complain she blueballed them. I think she is bi but thinks its taboo to actually go full lez. idk she was really into my cock afterwards though like worshipping it
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>>691349294
We've done that kind of stuff, I just want a complete loss of power and he isn't down for that for some reason.
He has no problem fucking me if I'm super drunk, but no "date rape" drugs allowed I guess.
It's been like three years so I've lost most hope for it.
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>>691348966
yeah, cunts like that are rare, not in this thread but tho, many girls with daddy issues
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>>691348960
that's what im afraid of. if one day she gets mad at me she could easily fuck my life sideways.
she is also pretty small (5'4) and im a big guy (6'4)
that's why i try not to leave any bruises. also people at her work could start asking some uncomfy questions/make assumptions and ofc i would be the bad guy
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>>691349353
It's more the appeal of the inability to fight back. I'm not very good at getting into a role playing mindset, so anything else would feel fake.
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>>691329888
Sauce on the girl?
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>>691349204
then your cum tastes like whiped cream and everything nice
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>>691347573
It's not beastiality if both are welfare monkeys, you're one to talk though, fucking whales counts as beatiality too
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>>691347663
we quit using comdoms, after i got a contraceptive coil... i cant take the pill bc i got bulimia and have to take antidepressants... without comdom is really a lot better.
On the picture, u can see the g-spot (anterior fornix), known for orgasms, when u take a finger i direction to ur belly. The a-spot (posterior fornix) can be reached by anal or by taking ur hand in the direction to ur back and stimulate the wand between ur vag and ur anus. It needs a little deeper penetration than the g-spot, but the dick just slides behind ur cervix/uterus area and doesnt hurt (for me).
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>>691334947
This
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>>691349180
I know exactly what you mean, I guarantee there are a few brandi belle vids that you'd enjoy. My first gf used to like watching me play video games, that turned into her mouth edging me really fast.

Nothing quite like playing tetris 2 and edging up through the levels. She would even pop in different games if I asked her to without stopping.
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B, what is orgasm control?
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>>691349089

She was very sexual and talented, a former model and beauty queen (Most Photogenic). Thing was, her daughter was like a clone of mom, just with different color eyes. Quite surreal to look over in the bed next to you and there is a little girl who looks exacly like a young version of who you are slipping your dick into.
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>>691349044
8/10 girl next door type brunette freckles would be hotter but she has a big scar on her forehead which I really don't care about and fucked teeth but she keeps them clean and its just cause she grew up poor so never got braces. 36 c, wide hips, skinny, small pussy lips, pretty much naturally hairless, nice legs, cute toes
>>691349318
maybe, is summer
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>>691337333
Is she a really special girl?
From her head down to her toenails?
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Exhibitonist sex and public flashing. She also enjoys to be tied up and blindfolded while I use various sex toys on her - Hitatchi, wiivibe, nipple clamps, etc. I also enjoy making her cum in her panties until they'd soaked and making her where them to a party or event. I always wonder if anyone else can smell the cum on her.
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>>691346807
I went out with a girl who was into "blood play". I feel your pain, bro.
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>>691349793
wow, never heard that info before, thank you very much. I hope you get better <3
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