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Well, about 2 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to

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Well, about 2 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 150 million dollars from my uncle who molested me as a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit.. It's official.. I am the richest person on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now. First person to get quads gets $50,000
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Quads
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shitposting at its finest
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Quads me baybe
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>>691328549
shit, dubs
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>>691328848
Holy shit that was close
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>>691328549

THIS THREAD IS GAY.

GO HERE >>691325824

GET IN THE CHAT AND TALK TO OTHER BTARDS
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Get nuff said
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3rd time I've seen this gay thread. Leave faggot.
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>>691328549
$50,000 would make the Ph.D. program I'm wanting to apply to a lot easier, so why not... rolling.
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donate to hilary
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>>691328549
My ass
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Quads
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>>691328549

Rolling for burning it all
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>>691328549
Damn, OP.

I got molested when I was a kid, and all I got was a lifetime of crippling depression.

Good for you.
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>>691328549
Post bank statements or gtfo
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>>691328549
Oh look, another bullshit "inherit" thread... *yawn*
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>>691329191
>>691329292
9191 and 9292 up in hyer
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Rolling bc why not
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>>691329155
I'm off
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>>691329421
>>691329393
lol and 9393, can we get a 9494?
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50k would make subscribing to brazzers easier
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>>691328549
fuck that just buy me overwatch
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Trips
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If you don't give me 50k I'll beat my dick off
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>>691328549
Quadsssss
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Hope the money will fix everything mate
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>>691328549
oh boy this faggot is back
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Reroll
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>>691328549
If someone rolls quads but doesn't post any way to contact them they may as well not have rolled quads

Throwaway email: [email protected]
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Is this the 2016 version of the Nigerian prince scam?
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>>691328549
you fucking faggot
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>>691328549
Shows how some bank statements dawg
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>>691329613
Attempting quads again

[email protected] - throwaway
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money money money.....
give me 50k on steam http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198079137839/
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>>691329620
only if you have to send him money first
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pay me
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stop farting my anus
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someones gettin pruned
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50k to donate to trump
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FUCKING JELLY ROLL THESE QUADS
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Quad me
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My quads hurt
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Gettem
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Quads!
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Roll
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>>691328549
Ill suck your dick 17M. Im a straight guy too
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Fuck it roll poorfag reprting in
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>>691329686
Attempt 3

[email protected] - throwaway email
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>>691329424
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>>691328549
ctrl-c
ctrl-v
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>>691329861
attempt 4

[email protected]
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ill take it
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>>691329243
PhD in ?
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>>691329939
5
[email protected]
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>>691328549
bless up bud
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>>691328549
rolling
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gimme
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JELLY ROLL THIS AGAIN.
I'll just leave my kik b00g3ym4n
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Donate to cancer research
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Quads
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>>691329980
6

[email protected]
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>>691328549
Quads are mine
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>>691328549
xd
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I I want to get molested
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Fuck
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Checkem
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Just buy me 50k of steam games
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Y0nke/
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Stfu OP,
you're eating instant noodles and drinking mtn dew as we speak
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>>691330217
Reroll
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Jelly roll this one more time then I'm giving up.
Kik B00g3ym4n
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Checkem Mr meme
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>>691330267
rere
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Reroll
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>>691330217
Re
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>>691328549
Well /b/, this faggot's uncle used to lick my peehole when I was a kid and he left me $300,000,000 dollars!!! I'm feeling far more generous, so first to get TRIPS gets $$500,000!
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Might as well
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>>691330413
rere
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Reroll v2
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Quads
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How will you know to give me the money?
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Duuuude
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>>691328549
prove it faggot. I want to see the scars
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>>691330514
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>>691328549
Ill take that cash OP
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Just give m8
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roll
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Sage
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>>691330628
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Wow, give me some. Just meet me at the Lazy Bull bar next Tuesday and we're set. I'm wearing all red tuxedo so you can recognize me.

And the quads:
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>>691330217
Last roll
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>>691328549
Touch my penis
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Wish me luck fam!
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Donate to local animal shelter
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Roll
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Prove it faggot show money
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Reroll
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>>691330709
Check em
[email protected]
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Guess who rull quads now get

W W W
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[email protected]
Rolling
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rerll
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>>691330877
Dis gui
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Raaaawl
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>>691330891
re
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Roll why not
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rolleo
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>>691330891
rolling again
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davai cyka
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Rollerino
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Re Roll,
[email protected]
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Lel
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Rollll
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Its ne
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>>691328549
Dancing for money pl0x
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roll
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>quads get

[email protected] -- throwaway
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>>691330891
Okay, Rolling for a fourth time
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Roll!!
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>>691328549
Ez quad
BAIT BAIT BAIT
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>>691330863
Wrong portal faggot
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Rolling
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re v2
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kik: epicmichael55
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[email protected]
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ROLL
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Kek ur prolly fuckin around but here I'll roll (email: [email protected])
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BOI [email protected]
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Come on plz
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Your uncle molestes me for free you dirty jew! No wonder he likes me better!
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ill take it
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re v4
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check 'em

im wizard bitch no need for money
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NOpe
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rolling for fun
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>>691328549
Paypal.

[email protected]
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pay pal [email protected]
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[email protected]
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Thanks OP
[email protected]
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Quads incoming
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Quads
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>>691331221
Roll
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rollerino
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rollern
[email protected]
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I'd like to have that money, Op
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[email protected]

Checkin faggggggz im mother fukin rich
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Quads :D
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Pls
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[email protected]

Marko
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>>691328549
Rolling
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I roll like I don't know no better
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Quads m8
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[email protected]
Even though this is ridiculous
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rollin
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[email protected]

imma buy pizzas
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Did he kiss you first atleast
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>>691328549
Rolling :P
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HOLY SHIT I'M ABOUT TO QUAD MOTHERFUCKEEEEEER
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404 oh what a bore...
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>>691328549
roll, even tho oP wont deliver
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not even dubs.
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Sooo close
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idk i dont see why not
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>>691328549
l0l
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I have aids.
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>>691331614
Roll
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tryina
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[email protected]
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Roll
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GET . make today even better. never kno right?

[email protected]
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Senpai pls money
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only a 1/4 chance that someone can get quads even if the thread maxes

[email protected]
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worth a try
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GIMME MONEYYZ
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mods are asleep.
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Show me da moneeyyyyyy

[email protected]
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>>691331221
Reeeeeer
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>>691331614
Rollllllll
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rolls kek thread indeed
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THIS IS ALL A SCAM RIGHT
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>>691328549
oh crap that's awesome. do you care to share your story?
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Roll
[email protected]
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kek

[email protected]
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[email protected]
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Cunt
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>>691331221
Come on baby
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[email protected]
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he will sell our sons and wives
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Quads get
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[email protected] <-
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>>691331614
Rolllllllle
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roll
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mama, just killed a man
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>>691328549
>Oi vey 2 months ago I told you goyims I was in line to inherit about 150 million shekels from my rabbi who molested me as a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit.. It's official.. I am the richest Jew on /b/. A lot of you were begging for for me to be gassed last time.. but I was a too busy being a greedy merchant, now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now(mine). First person to get quads gets -$50,000 shekels. Mozeltav.
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Rolling
[email protected]
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I knew, I have seen this stale pasta several times

encyclopediadramatica. se/Copypasta/Archive_12
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put a gun against his head
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Rolling Again
[email protected]
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pulled my trigger now he's dead
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[email protected]
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[email protected]
Roll
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Why not
[email protected]
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>>691332118
reroll
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rell, will make paypal accnt if quads
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mama, life had just begun
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>>691332222
WINRAR
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Rolling
[email protected]
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i could buy so much weeds

[email protected]
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>>691332222
WINRAR
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>>691332222
GET
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A
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reroll

[email protected]
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>>691332277
Re
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>>691332222
oh fuck
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>>691332222
WINRAR
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>>691332222
CHECK EM'
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Check em btards

[email protected]
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no one's gonna get quads.
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SHIT
winrar
.
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>>691332222
Called the bait and bit and won all at once :O
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>>691332222
Checked
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>>691332222
Op here, congratulations, your money will be here in 30 mins.
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>>691332222
Money money money money
MONEY
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>>691328549
Hey can I just get a game on steam like legit I just want doom or dead by daylight like I have no need for 50K cause it go to my head to fast and is definitely go bankrupt
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>>691332222
WINRAR
OP deliver?
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>>691332222
damn nice
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FUCKING SHIT
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>>691328549
Donate to Westboro Baptist Church
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>>691332222
OP here, I'll get you the money next week
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>>691332425
Thanks, man!
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QUICK KILL SOME OTHER PEDO UNCLE I WANNA TRY AGAIN
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>>691332222
OP here, already lost my money, molested my nephew and he sued.
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>>691328549
What sort of few to I have to pay to get it? Also OP is a nigger faggot from outer space.
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>>691332222
Real OP here, those quads don't count. I only deliver to Aol and Gmail.
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>>691332222
HOLY FUCK OP DELIVERED

I'M RICH GUYZ. HELL YEAH I'M GETTING A MOZDA
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rool
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>>691328549
Eh why not? I'll roll
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Now you know, op could really just send me an email and i actually have a gmail sooooo.
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>>691331945
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>>691332222
kek
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Roll
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THANKS 4CHAN I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY GOT $50,000 FROM A RANDOM GUY ON A WEBSITE HOLY SHIT. THANKS GUYS.
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>>691332222
DUBS AND QUADS
AT THE SAME TIME
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[email protected]
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>>691328549
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