Your age: Number of women you've fucked:
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Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>>691297978
27
3
28
5
>19
>0
21
1
>>691297978
22
3
>>691297978
39
2
>>691298118
28
6
*fixed
>>691297978
>29
>13
18
1
31
9
>>691298184
Same fag
>>691298118
>>691298260
Kek you've got one in your basement right now I take it?
>>691297978
22. 2 women, 6 guys.
>>691297978
12
73
>>691297978
34
You wouldn't believe me.
43
2
23
7
44
7
40
3
>>691297978
34
2
23
3
>>691298389
It's the internet, bro. Go for it.
20
3
>>691297978
35
0
I got to rub my dick on my sister's pussy when we were kids, which was nice.
>>691297978
19
2
>>691298391
poofter
22
12
34
13
>>691297978
30
0
18
11
>>691298325
nope just remembered one that was in my sleep, but she says it was only for a few minutes once and neither of us came before I lost interest and rolled over sexsomnia(terrible name) ftw/l
20
32
>>691298535
look at this stud
27
40...
31
1
welp
>>691297978
9
11
>>691298514
ur a wizzard harry
>>691297978
30
24
>>691298590
hi Bryan
>>691297978
>13
>82
>>691298635
nevar forget
47
0
AMA
>>691298590
How do you have time to come to loser.org
20
5
25
9
35
50+
18:0
>>691298428
40
2.5
I am correcting myself. To be honest, performing oral sex on my first fiancee only sort of counts as fucking her. I was a religious fag at the time and wouldn't put my dick into anything until I was married. I broke up with her before I got my dick wet.
>>691298669
hi ted
>>691298706
u gai?
>>691297978
32
½
18
4
>>691298713
being married
28
Probably close to 300
It's embarrassing but I can't stop
Last girl I fucked was a super ugly fat old white trash piece of shit from Oklahoma. She put an ad on Craigslist saying she wanted fisted so I drove over to her house in the super ghetto and fisted her and fucked her. I was so repulsed with myself afterwards but I'll do it again. I have a beautiful gf.. ex D1 athlete phd in stats... Super successful. And I just keep fucking troglodytes
21
0
>>691298644
Underrated post
>>691297978
28
8
>>691297978
>19, started at 18
>14
21
30+
>>691298706
Why are you so honest? Lots of these neckbeards are lying their asses off.
>>691298765
no just fat
24
0
18
5
>>691298817
check
>>691297978
20
1
20
12
>>691298531
one of them was your mom tho
>>691298514
>>691298565
>>691298706
>>691298768
Welcome fellow wizard!
31 (married)
3
24
5
34 years young
0 (unless prostitutes count)
26
14
30
13
iM 6 aND i Gt allllll the pooosi xddddddd
Probly 600000000 xddddd
thEY alL sooprr sxy
This thread in a nutshell.
>>691297978
18
1
37
10
21
4
>>691298514
>>691298644
38
42
>>691297978
24
1
>>691299173
it does ye
22
10
39
7
33
127
>>691299370
Jesus Christ anon starting off early are we?
18
2
26
2 and half
18
4
>>691297978
20 (21 inc in 2 months)
5
and that's probably all because have gf long time
>>691299232
21
-1
31
4
>>691297978
23
1
26-6 countless times :>
>25
>24
>>691299581
half? u either male or female.
o wait u r rite.
>>691298706
why?
33
5? i drank aaaaalot years ago and there where some questionable wet morning dicks in there also, could have been a last call type, or maybe the Bull Mastif...who knows...so im not counting them
also married so this one SHOULD be my last one.
>>691298644
Pretty much. If either of us had known anything at the time we probably would've properly fucked. We were trying, we just didn't know how.
I am pretty much ruined now though. I'm very apprehensive and paranoid around females these days.
82
If I remember correctly, I've had over 3457 ladies of 16+ to 79- warming my bed. Last one was my Mary, who died one year ago.
25
1
FML
>>691297978
32
21
Could be 22, but I was fucked and don't remember, I ran away in morning
18
6
rolling
>>691299370
>>691299664
underage b&
19
15 or 16
>22
>5
>>691298359
did you fuck a black midget
23
9000+
19
18
29
13
>>691297978
18
3
Age: 19
Count: 19
>>691297978
19
0
20
0
27 yrs. 5 girls fucked. 8 bj/hj
>>691297978
27
11
>>691297978
24
2
18
76
21
1
3.5 years relationship since 18
>>691297978
34
30
>>691299055
the edge
also checked
33
0
>>691297978
>24
>3 (one was a hooker)
>>691300205
If you started at 10 years old, that's 2 a day, every day since then.
>inb4 bait
no shit, just had to do that math
>>691300795
u so smart!
>>691300920
yea i know it was difficult,
had to consult some engineering calc professors
faggot
30
~85
I made lots of money (so fucked gold diggers), then quit to travel the world long-term (getting laid is easy as a white guy in asia/africa).
28
15
>>691297978
My mate is 42, he has banged he claims over 500. I really believe him like. He was always banging girls when I was growing up. He's not even good looking, isn't ugly either. He's well groomed and confident, but not boisterous. The bastard has it sussed.
He was on UK tv, on like a take me out reality type shite job. The cunt could get near any woman he wants, he just can't settle.
>>691299740
It will never be
32
7
25
15
>>691301010
Awesome! i want to be like you when i grow up!
>>691299522
Keeping up with numbers after 30-40...
I call bullshit.
Age: 23
Girls Fucked: -3
27
32, and I feel like a slut
43yrs
~135...
>>691301427
you should
Age: 26
Women: 1 (still with her)
>>691301393
they said not to emulate your idols on 4chan
>>691297978
29
14-16, long relationships seperate by a few months of one night stands. How u guys keep count I will never know.
7 y/o
Hopefully I am a virgin
32
Been with my girl since i was 17
Been with at least 35 women.
Orgies and swingers parties are fun
>>691301488
> in b4 no. 32 is my current wife, I took her virginity and that made me feel slutty. cause she so pure
>>691301746
evernote list is your friend
se
vl
sb
an
mp
na
I can count to 6
>>691302131
age 33
20
41
21
40 or so not including escorts, prostitutes, and strippers
19 m
7
28
4
25
2
18
20+
>>691297978
30
2
made children with the 2nd one, now engaged in holy matrimony
>>691302131
sb = Sandra Bullock?
>>691297978
26
~30
32
350+
>>691297978
26
4
15/f/usa
72 guys so far
>>691298631
Damn and still going?
26 30 or so. Kinda stopped counting
>>691298859
hahaha, ofc you do.
19
0
Can I still be saved?
32
8
26
48
Fuck, seems ridiculous writing that,
In long term relationship now.
24
16
>>691297978
31, ~100
>>691297978
20
0
Well on my way to wizardhood
50
35
>>691302408
no, Sara Bolin, a young swedish girl who I met during a film festival, she worked there, I sat at a bench after a movie and she walked up to me probably felt sad for me sitting there all alone, we began to talk and I followed her home to where she lived, in a former kindergarten, I fucked her all night without cumming (i practiced holding the anus muscle not to cum coz wanted to experiment. she seemed convinced that I was homeless which i was not
some weeks later I called her and asked if she wanted to have fun again but apparantly I will never be allowed into her bed again...
20
5
Not that impressive
>>691297978
34 years old
172 beautiful women (well, a few bitches as well)
26
82, including some trap, trans and dude. Like 3-3-3
27
0
>>691297978
20; 10
>>691304399
at least you got dubs
>>691297978
23
27
Worst I fucked was a high 6 face, solid 8 body. Joining a frat in college was the right choice.
>>691304024
I'll add, as for those who will say that it's not realistic to keep count after 30-40, well I made a point to write them down so I wouldn't forget them. I have files for each and every girl I have been intimate with.
>>691297978
>Your age:
>Number of women you've fucked:
Does your mum count as one or two? Fat bitch.
Age 18, 3 women.
30
33
>>691297978
37yo
31 girls
Only 10 where before i got married
24 of them where hookers
22
8, I think. All prostitutes.
28
5000+
16
3
>>691305302
Seconded.
26 years old
About 120 girls
Mostly from tinder and some from parties
>>691305545
>16
Please familiarize yourself with global rule number 2
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>691297978
34
Lost count years ago.
>>691304024
No one said it was unrealistic, especially considering how old you are its not even that much
21
6
>>691305158
Sounds creepy n stalkerish
29
1
She's my wife.
>>691297978
29
17
>>691306194
oneitis
21 - 5, my friends dont belive me and think more though, kind of the opposite of what you would expect.
>>691305781
Where do you come from ?
I live near paris and Tinder don't work that much for me. And i'm not a neckbear fatty
96
96
18
5
48
73
-had my fun then
35
6.5
.5 = my sister gave me a handjob once
>>691297978
29
12
>20
>4
>>691306597
You're counting handjobs?
>>691306351
Montreal, I've banged Paris girls. Thank you for sending them over :)
21
0
Wizard in training
>>691306786
only from my sister
>>691306194
Fucking gay...
26
6
>>691298911
Like u cant see your own dick fat?
>>691297978
25
30ish
19
0
>>691306946
I don't think that is how it works.
If you fucked your sister, then include it.
But a handjob is nothing.
>>691306853
You're welcome mate. Some of them could've been disgusted by parisian guy like me. So it's a win win for both you and i :D
>>691297978
21
3 girls 1guy 1 mtf trans
>>691307023
Nope straight as an arrow. And get laid all the time.
27
14
23
14
>>691297978
19
14
>19
>around a dozen?
One time an anonymous person i went to school with said i would have nothing going for me if girls didnt think i was attractive
I pretty much look like Daniel Radcliff
>>691297978
Age: 44
# of women: 325 +/-5
69
18
8
Funny thing I only lost my virginity when I was 17. I feel like getting the weight off your shoulders really does improve your confidence
>>691307232
Sure
22
15
>>691297978
29
52
>>691297978
69
69
>>691297978
39
>MFW age and partners are the same
>17
>check last 2 digit
>>691304243
Ive doubled team a girl before, does that count as dude?
I've been alive for 10,679 days.
I have fucked 0 women.
I am I fucking virgin.
>30
>0
happy wizard day to me
See my new NSFW teen dump board
>Hope you will like it )
http://in-board.pw/
25 years
9 girls
Sucked a cock once
>>691297978
20
0
>>691308341
How was it?
22
0, got a few close call tho
>>691307169
but can i still include handjobs from sister?
25
lost count if i had to guess 100+
I'm 44
Fucked well over 2000 girls
>>691308868
No. The thread specifically states "Number of women you've fucked"
If it asked how many handjobs you had gotten, then include it.
The fact you got a handjob from your sister is irrelevant.
Who hasn't got a handjob from their sister?
>>691308103
If you fucked the dude, yes, otherwise no.
>>691306064
I know it does, I just don't want to forget them so I guess that's a trade-off I'm willing to take
>>691306025
Yeah cuz I'm so fucking old, right?
>>691299673
How does that work? Did you get fucked in the ass or something? Raped?
>>691297978
6
also 6
>>691297978
22
3
>>691297978
>29
>lost count several years ago
>>691309296
but i hand fucked her. in fact, i'm watvching tv right now
>>691297978
do trans count?
>19
>1
19
2
>>691309539
24
8
>>691297978
43
11
>>691297978
i've been fucking a new girl every hour for tha past 20 years.
you will never achieve this level of pussy magnet, cause you are all a bunch of virgins!
You probably don't even know what a handjob is, damn maggots!
6
19
>>691297978
21
17
27
300+
>>691297978
22
Gf knows about 13
Actual number or sex:4 or 5
.See my new NSFW teen dump board.
>Hope you will like it )
http://in-board.pw/
23
9
I've avoided one night stands, or it would be much higher. These were all girls I fucked multiple times. I also lost my virginity at 15.
10
10
25
6
https://youtu.be/4O4PehfP-JE
2...one
>>691297978
20
32
One night stands at uni, vast majority I only hit once or twice
19
10
im a sav at uni
>>691307985
https://youtu.be/4O4PehfP-JE
Poppa Franku!!!!
>19
>4
>>691297978
27
3
26
Uncontable bitches. And 4 without paying
A little off topic but at what age did you guys lose your virginity? Not talking to virgins right now obv.
Asking because I'm turning 20 in a few days and I'm worried for still being a virginfag. Is it still curable or am I inevitably going to become a wizard?
21
0
Not obese or ugly. Actually have a 8.5/10 face. I just have a 5 inch cock and mild gynecomastia which makes my nipples puffy and stick out like a torpedo. Really killed my confidence, so I don't even talk to girls out of fear that one day I'd have to take my clothes off around them and they'd see my pointy tits and small cock.
>>691297978
25
420
have a gf now, and she just blew me. (Shit was SO cash)
>24
>00
This is sad
>>691297978
30
12
Dudes
Maybe making it 13 if I get lucky today.
>>691311297
Lost mine at 21. I'm 30 now, had sex with 12 women, had offers from 9 others.
31 and 41 I think? Not all were 10/10's trust me. I had some good looking ones and some bad looking ones.
>>691297978
23 - 0. Think it's time for a hooker
>>691297978
>21
>2
18
0
>>691297978
My age: 32
women fucked = 4
Women's ages 19, 28, 42, 32 (in that order)
>>691311980
Which was the best?
Young and fresh or experienced?
>>691312138
Different guy here, but in my experience, I've had much better sex with women in their 30s than in their 20s. Women get less inhibited / learn what they're doing as they get older. Also, despite what media might tell you, there are plenty of smoking hot women in their 30s and 40s.
28
8
All in the last year. 2 were prostitutes, got my first bj from a trap.
>>691311629
Did it boost your confidence once you lost it? My main problem is that I'm really insecure for some reason, probably because I'm slightly chubby. But then again, getting women was never on a high priority for me because I was clearly never motivated enough to lose weight. Maybe I should lose some weight just to get some confidence it everything... dunno.
>>691303118
Haha you're not fooling anyone faggot
>>691302970
Yes there is still time, but you must act quickly. Get a hooker, get over your fear of the poon, get a real woman. Go now anon, good luck and godspeed.
Age 24, 13 women
>>691312382
Yes definitely, in my experience I find women in their 30's and begin 40's even sexier than most younger ones.
My only concern there would be that they have more experience so they would be easier disappointed with my lack of it haha
>>691311980
>>691312138
I am glad you asked, they all have their own flavor but I got to say I enjoyed my cougar very much. Being Scorpio, I wanted to test my skill to see if I could to keep up with her. We were both very happy.
However with the younger one you get the chance to teach her to blow and fuck properly. So there is that. It takes far to much time though. Mature women have that confidence that translates into their sexual prowess.
35
0
>>691302970
Lost my virginity at 26. Within 3 months I had fucked 5 different girls, multiple times each. Just use tinder.
25yo
20 women
>>691312447
I think I was in the wait till marriage camp until I finally got laid. I then realized what I was missing and decided it wasn't such a big deal. Also became much less socially conservative.
But yes, the most women I got with, the more is boosted my confidence. With the first few, I kind of felt surprised most of the time, but once enough girls (both ones I was hooking up with and those who were just friends) told me they found me attractive, I finally started to believe it.
Yes, losing weight will probably help both with your self-confidence as well as your ability to attract hotter women. Women as a whole tend to care less about physical traits than men, but I have a lot of female friends and most of them have confided that they've passed on guys who they otherwise thought were cool, but were overweight.
18
1
>>691297978
35
3
19
0
>>691311828
Well anon, we are the accurate mean representation of this board's demographic.
>>691312699
Nice description there, thanks!
Implying that there is even a choice in the matter; would you recommend losing virginity to a more mature, experienced person or to someone who also has little to no experience to make the process less awkward?
>>691312415
hahahahahah faggot
16
9
>>691297978
20
0
>>691297978
26
2
>>691312842
This gives me hope.
>>691298683
seems legit
>>691312963
Thank you for sharing your thoughts and experiences! /b/ isn't such a cancer riddled place after all! Well, it probably is except for the few nice exceptions! I will definitely consider that!
>>691312818
Really exist people over,.. 25? That never had sex?? I think even 25 its understandable tho
>>691313047
I didn't know ;_;
Only found out when I went for the tits and he/she told me they weren't done yet. Said fuck it and came in his/her mouth regardless.
>>691313028
Lost mine to a girl about a year older than me and she's only slept with one other person. I think if I had to choose her or someone significantly more experienced, I'd probably go with her again, since the first time wasn't so much about learning how to be good at sex, but really just having the "OMFG I'M HAVING SEX" out of my system and getting used to being physical with a girl. Dunno though, maybe I would have liked it with a more experienced woman, though I think I might have found that intimidating.
28
10
Best was my cousin
35, married
31 chicks, a few pros, all white chicks
if I hit new 20something pussy every 3-4 mo. I can function in society. otherwise life ain't worth it. Never used tinder or craigslist, fuck STD's.
29
>500
>>691313477
Exactly what I suspected, I think the first time is best done with someone "on your level". Once you get familiar and comfortable with the idea that you are having sex you can move up the scale!
Very well explained, kudos! Thanks.
>>691313028
hmm, that is a tricky question.
Having your first time experience with an inexperienced woman you both get to explore each others sexuality.
Typically Cougars don't bother with training younger guys unless they are able to recognize some adeptness to sex.
The cougar I was with really enjoyed kissing. Something I loved to do but apparently my previous mates did not appreciate it
However that doesn't mean there aren't older women who would not mind teaching the younger guys.
Helpful hint: Stay away from crazy if you find a woman who has a hangup about you touching a certain part of their body, Such as the space between their breasts. Then its time to go as the relationship only gets worse from there.
Overall I would say to stay confident. look for woman who get silent when you approach and ask them out for a drink or lunch. When they go silent it means they like you.
>>691313496
Re: STDs, if you haven't gotten the HPV vaccine yet, do it now. I got warts from my ex and it sucks ass. Generally it's not a big deal, but I got one in my urethra that had to be cut out. It's fine now, but it was an extremely unpleasant experience, not to mention the multiple visits to the doctor to get the external ones frozen off. I wish I could go back in time and get the vaccine. Also, although insurance only covers it till you're 26, it's worth it just to pay out of pocket, since if you get it, you'll end up paying more to get it treated. Trust me; do!
