Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691224516
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>691231522
Not always.
>>691231587
Claiming Lily!
>>691231643
Forgot name. Hope that helps Shinoa.
>Akagi claimed
I'm gonna go to bed now, goodnight everybody.
>>691231722
In this case it will, double 2 dubs confirms it.
Dio-sama...
>>691231633
Takao claimed
Chillin
Do you guys want to see my dick? :3
>>691231961
>You probably have more than me right now
>>691231935
Goodnight.
>>691232031
Yes ;)
>>691232031
asshole would be better
>>691231935
Goodnight!
>Lily
>>691231320
No its because everytime i come here only senpai notices me
>>691232031
Sharpie in butt
>>691231643
Thanks, hope so too
>>691232031
What is your tele?
>>691231344
Same here man. Things have been pretty monotonous, then again they always are.
>>691231471
Got any plans today Birb?
>>691231935
Night.
>>691232031
No.
>Best idol claimed
>Hamakaze claimed
Its always nice to stare at the steam sales knowing you dont have the money to get S.T.A.L.K.E.R bundle thats ten dollars
Hopefully I'm not late on this.
Kairi Claim?
>>691231344
yea that one. also nice doobs
>>691231374
huh, thats weird. they might have to make a patch fixing that. or at least acknowledge that it exists as a problem. do they know about this?
>>691231379
why so big?
>>691231935
goodnight!
clammed
>>691231960
How are you doing Kirino? Good, I'd hope?
>>691232083
>I have 10 including the gif, it's all the same design though (open mouth with canines).
>>691232159
I only didn't notice you that one last thread, I notice you nearly every thread.
>>691230607
>Squeed
Foods? Let me know what you bought please? I want to know what keeps you alive
>>691230658
>Lily
Oh right, duhdoy, the image made it look like one piece
>your intetsun, right? My memory's been all over the place today
>>691230739
>shinoa
Kancolle?
>>691231344
>Mugen
Been to any six flags or stuff like that for the summer?
Tristana claimed
>>691231960
While looking for more Lily pics.
I happen to come across this one.
Hope you like it Kirino, cause I think it suits you.
>INB4 Samefag
>Lily
>>691232385
Does that mean I have work to do tonight?
>>691232338
For maximum lurk!
>And because I had to outlurk Mugen
>>691232247
Yeah for once I actually do, gonna go to my grandparents at 3~pm and since it's midsummer and stuff. How about you mato?
>Claimed
Who needs sleep?
>>691232523
That it is. What was yours again? And who's AngelWare?
>>691232275
Nice Destroyer waifu, if i remember my Kancolle correctly
How are you?
>>691232648
If it pleases you, knock yourself out man.
>>691231960
Straya.
No balls!
Like show it but exclude the testes
>>691232247
Have they? Ive just been watching streams to pass the time. Guess i didnt miss much then
>>691232338
Thats fair, but its always gonna be me babyyyyyyy. What up tho squid
>>691232523
fuinny you say that, next month my best friends are driving out to me and we are all gonna go
>>691232775
I'm alright, kinda upset that I wasnt able to help shinoa set up kancolle correctly, and yes. The DD with the biggest DDs
>>691232031
Yes
>>691232426
roll °-°
>>691232789
Mugi tier reaction image
>>691232275
STALKER BUNDLE?!?! NOW!!?!??!
Niles claimed.
>>691232686
Birb!
>>691232785
Huzzah!
>>691233050
You want to see my balls? ;o
>>691233143
>>691232275
How are ya, Hamakaze
Sorry, got excited, or at least feigned( typing on mobile )
>Tristana
>>691232523
pretty much sandwich material, some milk, and some juice. i also wanted some shrimp but i couldnt get any, luckily i found some in my freezer which was a godsend. now i just need to know how will i proceed to consume said shrimp.
>>691232648
does it actually amplify the ability to lurk?
>inb4 size matters
>>691233063
I'll just take your word for it then. im just in bed, doing nothing. like usual you?
>>691233298
tele and ass now you slut I'm already leaking precum all over
>>691232769
I'm Omenja
Angel ware is Amatsukaze
>>691232275
I have feels similar to that
Except i buy the bundle
Along with other games
>>691233298
Exclude you sack of bumfluff
>Sorry couldn't make today happen, frigging busy as usual :/
>>691233261
Yeah, its 10 dollars right now ;-;
>>691233492
I'm doing alright, how about you?
>>691233825
Ah, I see. I haven't seen those bundles yet
>>691232275
>Staring at Steam sales
I feel ya man.
>>691232686
That sounds like a nice day, good to see the fam every now and then. Going for a run in the morning. That's about it really.
>>691233063
Yep. Wake up, go run/workout, play vidya, come here, listen to music. I need a job. Nah not a lot going on, who's streaming?
>>691232338
They just did server work yesterday. Haven't seen anything online.
>>691231810
>>691231961
>>691232275
>>691232704
>>691232892
where do people get these from? i find it weird that theres so many of these around.
>>691234149
I just havent seen any games i want yet
>>691234363
Pixiv is the best bet for anyone to find theirs.
>>691232385
Ah.. I'm fine I guess
I'm on a 2 week break, so thats a thing.
I should be able to just relax and do whatever.
>>691232632
Oh, thank you Lily, I appreciate it.
Shiro claimed.
>>691232031
So what are you waiting for, colombia?
>homuroll of newfound hope
>>691231830
It does thanks!
>>691231931
I failed at getting kancolle lol will try again tomorrow thanks to lily
>>691231987
>>691232027
Yo
>>691232031
No
>>691232224
Gotta hope for the best my dude
>>691232247
>hanzo
May the dragons swallow my enemies
>genji
Flow like water
',:^)
I know what I'd be playing for workouts now
>>691232275
Oh
>>691232301
You're good dude!
>>691232523
It's a ship game. The ships are qts
>>691232686
Hmmm. I don't know what to change man. Got any ideas for saying?
Shinoa claimed ',:)
I decided to nap and then vacuum. It was a good decision.
>>691233063
Have fun!
Same situation, but I had to turn it down to help family out. If anything crazy happens on your trip, tell us or how it went, even if it's your typical average Joe kind of feel to it
>>691234149
Gibe the steam id, I buy you one for exchange of the knowledge you just set here
> you'll be doing better once you give me your ID
>>691233659
Godsend. Sell it make millions. Whatever you'll think of, if you're in a bind, I'm sure the tube has many recipes
>>691232939
That's me
>I totally didn't click post before seeing yours
>Sorry
Wew lads closest game I've had in a while
>Tohsaka claim
>>691234363
I just found mine online a while back but I think someone in this thread makes them for others
>>691234490
I have a few that I want, especially the S.T.A.L.K.E.R bundle but I have no money
>>691234757
Yeah, also again, sorry for not being able to get kancolle running for you...
>>691234800
id/richincalcium
>>691232906
Only have one, so I'm good on that.
>>691233297
Cat!!
>>691234252
Running is good! I prefer running in the evening tho.
>>691234757
Not too sure to be honest. At least he sourced me
>>691233659
Apparently not. But it's always funny seeing a 10k x 5k Ohayo
>>691234975
>Zed
>
>>691233659
Watching a stream and posting my dude, about to grab a snack
>>691234252
A lot of people, just watching some wow right now. Gotta love pvp
>>691234800
It isnt gonna be till next month but ill let everyone know. Probly gonna go ham andhave fun
>>691234975
Love it when a team loses, the blame falls on someone else always, even if they're somehow responsible for it. Good job Tohsaka
>Tristana
>>691235043
I bought it last Christmas sale
Still havent played them
>>691235147
How goes it, Birb?
>>691235153
Yes I've fallen to the dark side of being a Zed main. Want to fite
>>691234924
No need to apologize, it's okay.
>>691234975
That Olaf was shit. Who runs cleaver on him? Its retarded. Better off with a warmogs. And swap the hydras. More mileage out of titanic.
>ignite flash on an olaf
>tp ghost superior
>>691235403
>maining champions
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWmkuH1k7uA
>>691234975
>W 157
>L 184
gid good
>>691234363
>tfw everyone out there, ohayoing and I'm not skilled enough to make one
I have a small dick :(
>>691234757
Sorry, I was saving more images of Takao
What's up?
>>691235043
Speaking of KanColle do you know when mobile's being released?
>>691235679
spic
>>691235679
do asshole
>>691235403
Sure, let me just get my attack speed runes ready.
>The only time i have EVER enjoyed fighting a Zed, has been as Irelia
>That poor fucker never knew what hit him
>>691235679
O I am lmao
>>691234757
Let me check your search history ::^)
Hell yeah! Should probably start taking that on my runs too.
>>691235147
That it is. Eh by the evening I'm to relaxed to do anything. It's probably much cooler out there though.
>>691235229
Never got into wow or MOBAs for that matter.
>>691235679
Cue the Messi vomit
>>691235679
Okay.
First, that thing looks like a fucking mini ballistic missile.
Second. Shave your shit faggot, that's gross as fuck.
>>691234252
have you tried it out then? do you still get disconnected?
>>691234572
everyone here checks pixiv for theirs?
>>691234800
nah, id rather just eat it like i usually do. im actually just thinking of letting it defrost and then just eating it like that. doesnt sound too bad
>>691235043
i think it was makoto who was making a rory one a little while ago.
>>691235153
thats a little overkill dont you think?
>overkill
oh i see what you want from me!
>>691235229
which stream? which snack?
>>691235364
makoto is back on the 27th floor it seems
>>691235648
according to one of the comments im replying to, you can find one on pixiv.
>>691235564
Cleaver is good on Olaf as he can stack it easy. He did shit the bed early going 1/6/0 by 10 minutes
>>691235679
Wtf am i looking at
At least take a pic of it erect
>>691235043
Added u
>>691235278
I heard they were really good
>>691235679
Wew there lad
>>691236114
Yeah, they have a huge list of Ohayous they're making
>>691236217
Alright
Going to sleep.
Have a good day everyone!
>>691236114
>everyone here checks pixiv for theirs?
No but they probably should.
>>691235679
Thanks for the nightmares.
>>691236114
That's the way to do it. Happy eating
>Tristana
>>691235679
Why Konata? Why!
>>691236114
You and your guns!
>Being 27 floor up
>In nothing but striped thigh highs, panties, a bra, and some shitty shoes
As fun as that sounds actually, it'd be WAY colder than one would think.
>>691236369
Night Kyokokokokokoko.
Claiming Cynthia
>>691235913
I'm Mexican :o
>>691235938
:(
>>691235953
Ayy
>>691236059
Mugi tier reaction image
>>691236073
I laughed...a lot :3
>>691236173
It is erect :(
>>691236314
uh oh
>>691236369
:(
>>691236487
I'm bored
>>691236660
do it asshole now
>>691236660
>It is erect :(
commit suicidal
>>691235364
Going all good, how about you?
>>691236369
BIRB WOOOO
>>691236059
I just prefer running in chilly weather o/
>>691236114
Yep, was playing not to long ago. It's not disconnection issues, just a lot of lag.
>>691236369
Goodnight.
>>691236660
>Mugi tier reaction image
Is that good or bad?
>>691236660
Why the fuck us foreskin still covering it if it's erect?!
>>691235953
Alright 1v1 on the rift?
>>691236059
Thats probly for the better honestly, run while you can
>>691236114
An old wow nerd ive always liked, whatever i can find honestly, probly chips
Someone needs to screencap the konata dick thread
>>691236660
073 here.
Kek, how long has it been since you've been laid on the real.
>>691236660
Got me excited for nothing
>>691236857
If you really wanted to laughed I should post it flaccid :c
>>691236881
Mugis a nice kid
>>691236897
I'm uncircumcised
>>691236913
:(
>>691236922
fish :(
>>691237106
:O
>>691236660
You fucking broke my lurk with this shit
10/10 m80
>>691236660
>it is erect
im fucking laughing so hard anon
>>691236314
>>691236369
and how would i search for them? would i type ohayou or gyategyate? or something else?
>>691236423
i shall eat it happily. when they defrost of course
>>691236635
do it in the daytime then. you already have the striped thighhighs. kek
>>691236660
this is konata!?
why? WHY!?
>>691236881
and its blizzard?
>>691237049
i dont got chips and i already ate. i also dont play wow.
>fubuki claimed
>>691235043
My dude I ain't mad! I messed up somewhere
>>691235147
I was thinking "overwatch with /waifu/" but no. True true
>>691235679
WHY!?
>>691235829
Playing tabletop simulator. You new?
>>691236059
Um... n-no need
An hour passes by and you're like "oh song went by too fast"
>>691237207
Hey you~
>>691237106
Already did
>>691236913
The face of pure disappointment
>Hamakaze
>>691237186
Yeah but shouldn't the foreskin practically disappear when erect?
>>691237207
>>691237423
hello there
>ika
>>691237106
Why? Why should people encourage attention whores?
Hey guys! How's everyone doing? :)
>>691236871
Not too bad. Managed to wake up at a pretty decent time today. Also managed to get a milkshake to work successfully! Overall, today's been pretty decent other than the 4 hours of boredom earlier.
>>691237338
>Daytime
I...I think I'll pass...
Done lurking.
Need some sleep.
Goodnight!
>>691237602
show me your asshole already
>>691237592
Good morning. :)
>>691237602
Doing pretty well, what about you?
>>691237793
Goodnight. Sleep well and restful, please.
>>691237898
rolling °-°
>>691235791
>tfw others have like two or more
>>691236114
Your source appears to be a better detective than I am, because I can't find shit.
>>691237971
I had pizza right now I'm full >_<
>>691237423
Haven't seen you in some time!
>shinoa
>>691235679
Dafuq is this gay shit?!
>>691236871
Damn sure better than running in 80+.
>>691237049
Kek, are they cancer?
>>691237106
Y tho?
>>691237186
He's a memer.
>>691237338
It could be me. I'm just wondering why the other multi games work well at night then.
>>691237440
Why not? A quick peek :^)
Kek, time to replay it again then. Haven't gone for a hour run yet though.
>>691237793
Night.
>Select all street signs
>Shows the ocean
I don't understand
Claiming before I hit the sack, desu~
>>691238131
I was here yesterday. But yeah I'm not here that often anymore and if, I'm mostly lurking.
So what's up?
>fubuki
>>691237711
Where did the boredom come from? I woke up at 4am earier, bad idea :(
>>691238237
Exactly, we've been having 82~ last couple of days so no running. Low 70's during night as well..
>>691238369
Glad to see you here more often, sleep well.
>>691238003
roll :o
why tho
>>691237186
If trips, konata has to enter every thread with dicpic
>>691237423
Does she use the bow? She a hunter? Anime?
Also Haii
>>691237602
Wait, you're dicpic kona right? Pretending like you didn't just do what you done, right?
>>691238369
Hi
>>691237338
I should probly eat actual food now that i think about it. Ill probly go make some ramen or something simple. Its good you dont, never get into it
>>691238237
Well wow is the worst mmo right now, and everything else is ok right now. Mobas are pretty good if you dont mind the repetitiveness of them. I sunk a lot of time in smite
>>691237971
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THIS HERE BUT ALL SHITTY IN THE KANCOLLE GAME
>cruise control for cool
>>691237440
Still feel bad though
Holy shit, Tristana! Thanks so much for the S.T.A.L.K.E.R bundle. I'll now be able to cheeki my breeki!
>>691238613
Grazi. I've been trying to be more active, desu.
>>691238639
I like memes I guess :↑)
→rolling
>>691238644
rolling for your dick pic
>>691237602
ummm....
>>691237711
fine, ill let you pass, just cause of dub dubs
>>691237793
goodnight!
>>691237971
Yo!
>>691238042
ill check in a bit. ive got nothing better to do
>>691238237
hmm, what if the game is just so new that your computer could barely handle it?
>>691238369
goodnight
>>691238747
>actual food
>ramen
HAHAHA!!! damn that was good. you sure do know how to make me laugh.
>>691238794
WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
>>691237338
Hey Squeed, you should photoshop the pic into the one with you getting hit by a cannonball or whatever it was. It'll be...a riot
>>691236148
Olaf works better with a mallet over a cleaver tbh. More hits, more e's, more uptime on the target.
>>691237793
Nighto
>Tristana
>>691238928
Proper ramen is stupidly nutritious.
>Rory-sama
Yozora claimed!
O shit waddup
>>691237338
I just googled Hamakaze chibi and it came up so I saved it.
>>691238932
SOMETIMES I FORGET BECAUSE OF HOW COOL I AM
>>691238644
Morning tristana. She uses cannons and torps because she's a destroyer.
>>691238094
I hope it was good.
>>691238794
Because the designers of the game hate me.
>>691238803
It's nice to see that.
>>691238747
Get into fruits
>>691238896
'o'
roll
>>691238803
>grazi
tu sai parlare italiano?
>>691239006
what? which photo?
>i know this one but photoshop which other photo?
>>691239201
oh shit. chef confirms.
>>691239230
that easy? i probably wouldnt get it that easy as i have a bunch...
>>691239102
I guess it comes down to preference. I feel Black Cleaver allows you to do more damage with the armor shred and the phage allows him to stick to the target
>>691238237
No!
Longest I went for was 35 min
>>691238794
It's fine my dude ^_^
>>691239214
Dead meme
>it's dat ship
<3
Koume is mine.
>>691239339
ö
roll
>>691239475
meme
>>691235679
Holy fucking shit dude.
>>691239571
What can you do? :p
>>691238896
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF NO NO NON ON ONOOONO NO NO FUCK OFF
I WILL DO NOTHING SO FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
LAST TIME I'M FUCKING ROLLING FOR SHIT
>>691239395
He scales as much off health as damage. The mallet goves him an on hit slow and he should be using titanic. At lategame hell be popping ghost to chase the adc and ulting late to absorb all their cc first. True damage cares not for armor.
>>691239405
So. This. Happened.
>>691239557
The best meme
>>691239664
>>691239391
That one will do
>Tristana
>>691239664
We can pm on telegram if it makes you more comfortable cutie :3
rolling
>>691238587
Lack of want to do anything other than work on my bike. But, (un)fortunately for me, my bike is reliable as all hell, and I had nothing to do to it. So I just kinda sat there bored for 4 hours.
>>691238928
It's mainly because too hot, and showing up in something like that to work, asking to be let on the roof would be... getting me fired, I'm sure.
>>691239214
Yozo!
>>691239391
Some people get lucky I guess
>>691239432
Alright, but tomorrow though
>>691239571
I was expecting something bigger tbh
>>691239664
C-can I roll for it?
>>691239214
>Tristana
Happy to meet ya
>>691238587
>Low 70's
That's perfect, given that it's summer. 50 degrees is the perfect balance though.
>>691238747
>Smite
Had a friend who did the same thing. What's making wow so bad? Thought there was a sweet update coming out or something.
>>691238928
>Computer
Nah m8. PS4 here. If I tried to run OW on my computer it wouldn't even boot up.
>>691239432
Why not? Is there something you're hiding~?
That's about 4 or 5 miles.
>>691239405
Great, more "memes"
>>691239862
You and your fucking bike fam, what the fuck
>>691239934
Are you denying your love of waifu memes? Because that's just foolish.
>>691238928
Thanks man, been working on my routine for a while now
>Whats the deal with megumin claimers?
>>691239329
Oh i destroy fruit, over the last 2 days i ate 3 bowls of grapes, 3 bowls of watermelon, 2 bowls of strawberries and some apples
>>691239934
Oh its been bad for a long time, ever since cataclysm onward its been going downhill, the last expansion just turned into a facebook idle game and everyone just bailed
>>691238928
There's a surprisingly large amount of feet.
>>691239701
Im just as scared as you.
https://youtu.be/MFix2ZMvpBw
>>691239862
I know that feel.
>>691240083
>waifu memes
>>691239873
ET tu, Hamakaze? Do whatever you want I pretty much surrender
>surrender as trying to convince you from doing so otherwise
>Don't want fucking lawyers here going all literal
>>691239432
Great memes never die
>>691239862
Sup fam!
>>691239873
It looks like a tiny mortar shell, fucking pointy and shit.
>>691239663
Mass genocide.
>>691239844
STOP FUCKING ROLLING WHY ARE THE NUMBERS IN TUNE NOW
>>691240119
You savage fruit fly! I should get on that since all I've been with are apples, bananas, and mangoes. Kiwis are good
>>691240466
roll :)
>>691240083
This meme machine has ran out of meme magic. There's no love left.
>>691240119
>facebook idle game
Jesus Christ. I remember when it came out, still wasn't into it but I know it wasn't like that kek.
>>691239953
I would've taken anything to work on, honestly. Car, bike....Ruckus. I just wanted to go work on n engine, I couldn't care too much what it was on or in!
>>691240119
In order to claim a ship, it is customary to first claim Megumin. Failing to do so, is absolute haram.
>>691240250
What, of wanting to work on baiku?
>>691240423
Not much, just at work again. Not feeling dead tired today! How bout you?
>>691239862
nah theyll let you on the roof dressed like that. so long as you tell them that your jumping off. anyone would let you go to the roof.
>>691239934
oh shit! what games do you have for that?
>ps4 fag here
>>691240119
megumin claimers most often than not end up switching. its become a joke when we see someone claim megumin.
>>691240134
oh youre searching yourself? you can add a second tag with a space to speed up the process.
>>691240466
how about i hate myself more than usual and go for a reroll?
>>691240785
That's depressing.
>>691239873
For sure. With lily's help, it should be fine!
>>691239934
N-nothing!
It happens when you're occupied
>>691240423
It's cancerous my dude
>shinoa
>>691240844
Literally nothing! I'm going to roll out soon,though. Plans for tomorrow/today and I don't want to new tired as fuck again.
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