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CONGRATS ALL ANONS THAT DIED LAST ROUND, A BIGGER BOMB IS HERE,

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CONGRATS ALL ANONS THAT DIED LAST ROUND, A BIGGER BOMB IS HERE, GET INTO THE SHELTER

Odd dubs open the door
Even dubs close the door

Roll a 39 and the bomb explodes. If the door is opened, we all die. Start rolling anons
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Start rollin' faggots
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I'll roll
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>>691222710
Die
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gimme some fresh memes
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>>691222710
39 bitch
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blow the fuck up
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>>691222710
Cowboys butts drive me nuts.
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Checketh these m8
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>>691222710
Let me in bro.
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aaa
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>>691222710
Ima kill you all
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azefazefazefazefaze
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K
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I never miss an opportunity to die
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>>691223700
Is that even or odd?
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hey guys i heard someone needed a bomb to be detonated?
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Die
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end the toxic cycle of crippling psychiatric conditions that is my life
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>>691222710
Allahu Akbar
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>>691223924
Even
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knock knock knock
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OPEN THE DOOR
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Open the door i have bag of milky ways
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>>691222710
39 goes of in ops ass<
>also orange text kek^^^
>plus cuck meme please
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What's the point of even dubs if we all ded
>ok
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>>691222710
Let me in gaylords
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>>691224320
>no orange text

kek xdddd<
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If we hit the bomb just right it, wont blow up
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hello
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plez let me in<
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>>691224300
From behind the closed door:"Fuck Milkyways, bring back snickers and we will see"
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dont worry ill end our misery
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>>691224711
Door open, somebody 39 get
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>>691224711
Hold on ill be back
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Boom
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Rip
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Rollllll
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i got this
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>>691224596
yes i seen some one try it the other day <<
cant quite get it
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is it kill?
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>>691224711
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pls save me
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>>691225066
door closed end thread
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Roll
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>>691224711
Close the door asshole nobody wants Snickers.
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>>691224711
Rolling for dubs so I don't turn into a rice krispie
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I think it's about time we blow this joint
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let me in
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let me in fags
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Ka-boom!
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odd trips and i shove the anon who got even dubs out, guaranteeing his death
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>>691225164
Got em
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>>691225166
Door closed.
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jahovas witness, open the door
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let me in guys
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>>691225059
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>>691225354
Alright get in here quick and shut it behind you.
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Allahu
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>>691225475
Yes
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>>691225544
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>>691225475
Shit the latch is stuck, give me a min Snickers guy.
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>>691225380
DUDE IT'S MOOT
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Open up
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39 get
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>>691225544
Oh sweet, now I just need to blow it up
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Ples let me in
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>>691222710
fuck you niggers let me in
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Open plz
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>>691225727
No
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I want to get in.
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shows over folks
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>>691225629
I got wd-40
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>>691222710
feel atoms glow
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Here comes the boom.
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Any one bought a defuse kit?
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>>691225787
open the door faggot
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>>691225638
that was a close one
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u-uh i think i cut the wrong wire
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>>691225380
A> moot take me
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Ded
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Hey what does this button do?
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39 get
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open up
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I wanna come in. I'm not black I promise
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>>691225905
No.
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39 get.
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wait door open or closed?
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Any chicks in this shelter or
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no dubs here b0ss
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>>691226113
i have a family, please open before they get here
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39
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Found the bomb guys, but dont know how to disarm. I think ill just smoke this cigarette while I tinker with it.
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39 boys
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>>691226264
you dumb fuck you will get us all killed
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Kaboom
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>>691226264
Good luck
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So are we gonna bang or what?
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>>691226264
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>>691226264
Stop posting you madman!
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I hope all niggers die
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>>691226264
>replica
my man, it's harmless
see, i'll even cut all the wires and show you it's harmless
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39
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roll
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>>691226400
yes my friend its just a matter of time, want a final cig?
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kek
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All u candy-ass, roody-poo, mutha fukrs ded
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>>691226400
Yes thanks for closing the door now we can get started
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>>691226400
is that open or closed?
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OPEN UP
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39
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>>691226497
Good catch, so wheres the real one?
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What do these quads do?
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dubbs
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BANG
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Please get 39
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>>691226264
>>691226497
here, let me just go ahead and get the scissors
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im trump
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>>691226600
>fug
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>>691226677
door is open
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>>691226633
Get in quick Snickers and wd40 guy!
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Pizza Delivery!

Who ordered pizza!?

Anyone gonna open this door for me?
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time to play fallout
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I'm going inside
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39 get
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>>691226247
Are you pro or anti gun
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careful not to let the door close on your hand
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>>691226600
closed, we got in somehow before the nigger who plated with the wires fucked us all
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>>691222710
I like waffles
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Open door
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>>691226776
Its open pizza guy, get in quick
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ITT: a lot of even dubs.

>would be a shame if someone opened the door...
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39
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Just blow that shit up.
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>>691222710
hey guys :)
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boom
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>>691226703
>>691226264
alright, now i'll just position it aaaaaaaand
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>>691222710
What's this button do?
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>>691226855
door still open
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ENTROPY ENTROPY ENTROPY!
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>>691226855
door open, somebody close it!
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door's closed right now, come back later
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>>691226776
what type?
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*tips bomb
Mah Lady
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I can has roll.
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>>691227055
Fuck you
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>>691226834
pro gun
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>>691226991
Don't cut the telephone wire
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>>691226991
Now i can do a real circumcision. Thanks for the tips
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even
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I'll enter the bunker.
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>>691227101
deep dish forever
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>>691227130
Then get in here and close the door
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>>691227055
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

LET US STARE SCREAMING AT THE SMILING BUDDHA!
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>>691226991
>*SNIP*
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>>691222710
Hitler did nothing wrong
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kekek
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Since the door is open, I might as well just bring the bomb inside..
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>>691222710
allahu akbar!!!!
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39 wow
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Just activate the fucking bomb.
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Allow me to just stroll in
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I also have twinkles if anyone wants one. (snicker guy)
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close the door
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I'll close the door.
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whoops
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I will close this door,
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>>691227274
Why bother sharing such a Commonly known fact
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get
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>>691227301
you fucking idiot this bomb's too heavy for you to carry
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>>691227413
wait, how? I'm too high
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Rolling
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>>691222710
Aloha Admiral Ackbar Omar in a gaybar
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whens it guna blow?
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I'm a muslim, you guys can trust me
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>>691222710
rellio smellio
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39 get.
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>>691227467
I've got a crane
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Someone close the fucking door
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oops i kicked the bomb, is that bad?
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>>691227229
AN ENCORE TO SETTLE THE SCORE WE TOO LONG LAPS TO HANDLE MORE BRING US TO THE BURNING SHORE SO THAT WE SLEEP AND SNORE!
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dubs get
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Where the fuck is that wd40, the damn thing is stuck open now.
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>>691227588
Gg
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BOMBOMKLAA
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>>691227588
sweet
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Roll
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>>691227586
The door is closed.
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WHAT IS GOING ON?!
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keksimus
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Dammit open up I wanna live
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>>691227711
Door open.
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nukarino
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399
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>>691227711
the door is open
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>>691227744
door is now closed my dudes
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>>691227744
Closed.
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>>691227711
You bastard.
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hodor
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>>691227744
WERE SAFE
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>>691227744
Door Closed
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>>691227799
the door is open
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>>691227799
now open you fuck
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>>691227744
Good job
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>>691227651
>>691227711

BUDDHA WISHES TO SMILE AT YOU BROTHER!
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detonate this bitch
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39
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>>691227799
Open, will you quit fucking playing around.
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Ahh please help me
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>>691227839
39 get
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OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW
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Rolleroo
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>>691227839
Fug
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>>691227839
YOU BASTARD 39 GET
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I'm bringing my porn collection! Let me in dammit!
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>>691227839
you killed us
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>>691227799
Nice, close it.
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That's a nice closed door you have there
it would be a shame if someone ... opened it
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>>691227839
Were all die.
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Close the fucking door
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>>691227839
Boom
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>>691227799
you fuck
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>>691227744
closed
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>>691227839
>>691227651

YES! ATOMIC FREEDOM!
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Its too late, we're fucking goners
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>>691227799
>>691227839
We are all dead.
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>>691227839
boom
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rollllll
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>>691227839
We all lose. Fuck.
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roll
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>>691227839
Not like this
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>>691227839
We're kill
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Not even death can save you from me.
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Was open when it blew. Bye.
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a "roller coaster" of emotions
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were alive
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Fuck
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No more snickers
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FEEL ATOMS GLOW!

DIVISION IS UPON US!
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Ah sheeeeit
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>mfw i close the door and blow up the bomb
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>>691227839
We all died
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Well we ded
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Rip<
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i think i'm gay
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Rip all of us<<

Check out my red text fellas
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what's 13 * 3?
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>>691227839
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>>691222710
Shiggy diggy
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>>691228606
>Achievement Accomplished
Done fucked up<
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>>691228635
169
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>>691228777
>>691228839
IT WAS CLOSED WHEN IT BLEW UP WE HAVE A WEINER!
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>>691222710
Rolling. Let me the fuck in.
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>>691222710
HOLD THE DOOR
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>>691229036
It wasn't...
>>691227799
>>691227839
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Rollerino
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About one-third of decisions have been easy
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but... this already ended. Is this a game for ghosts?
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>>691227839
this thread blew up. literally
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allahu akbar bitches
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