Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691187902
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Dio-sama...
>>691196448
Just eat out a bit less often to make the meals better
>>691196417
I'm guessing a restaurant
>>691196469
Sucks man
>>691196939
Thanks for the bread
Akiko claimed
>>691195149
>Fran
That's very hard for me yea
I don't use a hearing aid but I do have a special headset that plays sound louder in my left ear to compensate. So it's actually a bit worse than the guys in the discord think it is
>>691195220
>Best gremlin
Every team needs a support man
>>691195413
>Shiro
Thank you
I did just that
Literally haven't lost any solo games today. I think it's a good idea to call it quits now. Just hit level 140
Feelsgoodman
>>691196324
>Dio
Thank you Dio
I couldn't have said it better myself
>>691196389
>Kongou
>INTENSIFY DESU~
>>691196523
>Mercy
savage
I like drunk Mercy
>>691197049
... Is a fag
Miho claimed
Sleepy.
Whoever was talkint about zed with me.
Pop music with edm iw very good for the open minded.
Fuck my headddddd
I claim her for shurima
Smugi
am here
>>691197113
H E R E T I C
E
R
E
T
I
C
>>691196939
Kyoubro, is that you?
>>691197414
>blonde cookie
Fixed
>>691197202
That would be weird
Anyway, night!
>>691197484
I feel so special now~
>>691197857
Goodnight Fran
Serious ama
Ask me aynrhthing waifu
>>691198215
dad is that you?
Hit level 140, got potg 7 times, ate pasta
Today was a good day, but to all things come an end
I'm gonna call it quits
Goodnight wonderful and intoxicated anons
>>691197857
Nigh Fran
>>691198215
What did you get smashed on?
>>691198177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H2trMsD5s4
>>691198403
No its mercy
>>691198406
Guiness, whisk3y, jack daniels
Fuuuu m
>>691198215
Why is Tracer best girl
I mean she does deserve it
>>691198563
Shes poster girl no doubt, but shes honestly 7/10 at best
>>691198215
how many times did you fap today?
The bored is real.
>>691198715
0 actualllyim at. A party getting shitfaved
>>691198724
Go sleep then. Or go run.
Hello people.
>>691197335
Clarity will forever remain as one of his top songs.
>>691198406
Wait a second you faggot. I had a question about that story you wanted.
>Best idol claimed
Any guy that really thinks about Mercy as his waifu is probably sad as fuck seeing all that rule 34 of her.
>>691196939
And the ugly people losers that smell like shit like beyonce is ugly and smell like dog crap like beyonce and get angry but is ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce n try to hurt people like the ugly guys losers
>>691198559
Good shit mang
I prefer mead myself. I'm an incorrigeable sweet tooth
>>691198690
0,7/10
fixed
>>691198930
fine, ask away
>>691198930
Yes. My favoeit3lll is spectrum. Please give a listen for me
>>691199176
Akiko why are you so cute?
>>691196939
And the ugly people losers like ugly guys losers that smell like dog shit like beyonce is ugly and can't get girls and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly n get angry and is ugly and try to hurt people
>>691199364
Im not gonna lie dio i want to tuck the cat eight now
quads can borrow my waifu
>>691198842
Its raining so its loud and i cant run in this.
>>691199176
Would you be interested in a tragedy or something a bit more mellow?
>>691199266
Haven't heard that one, will do.
I know I was really angry and sad when someone posted anything lewd with my waifu.
>>691199615
Deadmau5 is alright. But he falls into the daft punk reptition. So 6/10
>>691199469
Tuck her to sleep at eight? But that's pretty early for a bed time.
>>691199594
You can run in rain, and put cotton balls or something in your ears if it's too loud.
>>691199951
I like blair, her ava is cute. Too bad she doesnt like getting a lot it lewd.
Is nagato claimed?
>>691199982
claiming this waifu
>>691199371
Because she's just perfect. She's so adorable and I just love her to death. Perfection can't be achieved, but to me Akiko is the closest you'll get.
Just look at her
>>691199395
Desu a cute
>>691199615
If you can pull it off I prefer tragedy
Tragedy can be really fucking good if done well. Almost all of my stories are tragedies. There's a lot of interesting stuff you can do. The reason, the way it ends, the emotional attachment can hit really hard especially when it's with noble motives or against their will
>>691200217
No. We used to but he doesn't get on anymore.
>>691200338
No.
>>691200472
soon
I'm here, how's everyone?
>>691200406
Im talking about the. Poster, why you so cute?
>>691200704
Bored out of my mind.
>>691199949
Deadmau5 isn't for me, never liked him. Daft Punk is where it's at though.
Apparently I have heard Spectrum before, didn't know it was by Zedd though.
>>691200406
Never done a tragedy before but I'll keep what you said in mind. May take some time to get these ideas together though.
I have a bag of frozen shrimp. How should I eat it?
>>691200704
claiming this waifu
>>691201127
Frozen.
Where did your name go?
>>691200992
Sorry friend. I'm pretty tired, so I may go to bed soon. What are you doing?
>>691201127
Cooked.
>>691200704
Great, my mom is getting out of hospital tomorrow.
6:04
Kotori, Aqua, Amatsu, Prinz, Akiko, and Aizawa made it to kotaku's highlight reel
https://youtu.be/K5A9BwogXBg
Ayyyy yo
Waddup fam?
>>691200744
What? Me, Peaches? How the fuck am I considered cute? I don't use a persona on here. I'm just being myself and I consider myself kind of a cocky asshole
>>691201069
The best way is to make some heavy emotional attachment to the character that dies. That way the loss hits harder. That's really all I have to say, I'm not a very good teacher
>>691199982
Rain is nice at times. But not now.
>>691201645
Well shit, that's pretty neat-o.
>>691201343
Literally nothing. I should find something to do for at least the next hour.
Long day I take it?
>>691201713
stealing this waifu
get
>>691201597
That's awesome! What was wrong if you don't mind me asking?
>>691202051
Yeah..had to wake up at five to get to work at six, so I've been awake literally all day lol. Fortunately I have tomorrow and Saturday off.
>>691196837
Do it.
ObligatRory claim
>>691201645
Lol, that's fantastic. I need to get in on the OW shenanigans with you guys.
>>691201645
WE DID IT REDDIT
Yea we have a good time in Overwatch
This wasn't even our craziest shenanigan
>>691202449
i got her locked down. Shes mine. Someone made this for me today
>>691201278
Oh sometimes my phone just deletes my name for no reason. I have to manually put it back. Thanks.
>>691201597
How do I cook it? What if its cooked already ?
>ika
>be me playing GTA
>on mission online
>kill 3 targets
>other guys are trying to sync sniper shots
>I pull out minigun and mow an entire collage campus down
Miniguns solve everything
>>691201723
Eh your input is better than nothing. I'll see what I can do.
>>691201645
If only my Genji played like that, fucking cool nevertheless.
>>691202529
Ah, sounds nice. Gt anything fun planned?
>>691202679
Will do. Gotta wait till next month to get a spare paycheck for it though.
>>691201998
>>691202712
>>691202717
>>691203183
This the the beginning of /waifu/
Also
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Stella best girl.
>>691203183
claiming this waifu
geet
Prinz Eugen Kai claim
>>691202712
> I need to get in on the OW shenanigans with you guys.
Yeaduh you should
We do crazy wacky shit all the fucking time, and our winrate is around 70-80% when we're 6
It's tons and tons of fun
>>691202884
>Someone made this for me today
>Someone
That hurts man
>>691203183
> your input is better than nothing.
Well I am by no means a master writier myself
Just giving you what I got
>If only my Genji played like that
We just git gud and have fun at the same time
I'm the only on of level 140 but the other guys can keep up surprisingly well
Kotori is a god with Mcree and I can play a really mean Genji
>tfw got sextuple kill today with mah green cyborg ninja dude
>>691203463
>top tier claim
Thanks a lot for sharing Smugs. /waifu/ overwatch crew is internet famous now
You just found this by chance?
Claiming
I love huffing me some sharpie fumes
>>691203314
Just hanging out with friends and relaxing I suppose. There's a festival going on tomorrow that my friends band is playing in, so I'll be going to that too. You?
>>691203463
The beginning of /waifu/'s rise to glory and taking over the competitive scene!
>>691203852
I'm pretty sure I added you, I'm just never around when you guys play I suppose. You play on EU right?
>>691203983
Drugs are bad!
>>691203983
Seras is awesome
>>691201645
My, my...
>>691203852
Im sorry. My bad it was super early.
:C
>>691203852
Prinz told me he was laughing hard on Telegram. I asked him why and he showed me the clip. Told him it's great and he should show it to Kotaku's highlight reel. And now here it is
>>691204157
Sooooon
>>691204217
I know
>>691203983
Shit now my saliva is blue
>>691204192
sharpies are markers not drugs
also
>tiddies
>>691204157
The same thing as today. My days off aren't for another 4 days. Monday and Tuesday nights.
I haven't been to some kinda festival in years...
>>691203983
>Sharpies
>Not superior gas fumes
Git gud
>>691204297
Wait, do you have OW?
>>691196939
Aile is my waifu! Hands off!
>>691203183
Sup maki. I just got a message from Verizon that i used 90 percent of my data. Fuck my life. no more overwatch. Im gonna lose it. This is no way to live.
Dies
srsly tho I live in an apartment thats owned by family Internet is included in rent and they fucked up and didnt pay the bill while they were out of town. first world problems i know but still.
>>691204217
Hello Vigil, lurking hard again I see
Just in time to see the /waifu/ Overwatch scrubs get some recognition
>>691204157
Yea
The thing with that is you gotta go on the EU server and then we can add you in-game
If you want we can check it right now
Also, if you're up for it: Overwatch marathon with drinking games this saturday evening/night
>>691204252
Ripperoni
>>691204297
Well shit I never thought our dicking around would actually make it this far. Can't say I'm disappoint though, that play was hilarious
Claiming Hyouka Fuwa
>>691196939
>>691204860
top tier claim imo
>>691204825
Ripperoni?
do you hate me now or did u never like me:C
>>691205068
First time in this thread but I had to claim her
>>691204825
Looks like you're the only one I have added so far.
so no shrimp help?
>ika
Best girl claimed
Mizore checking in.
>I slept through the day, now I must stay awake forever.
>>691196939
>3 and still no luck
>>691204825
The lurk won't end yet.
Congratulations on making it into the highlight reel. That's pretty cool.
>>691205287
>do you hate me now or did u never like me
Phew, that's a strange question when I think about it
For me, love and hate are kind of the same thing
I balance this line where I love and hate everyone here at the same time. I show people I care about them by insulting them. If I insult you it's 9/10 a sign of affection and is not to be taken seriously. If I actually dislike someone I just straight up deny their existance and completely ignore them
You should ask the other anons about that because I'm tired and probably not making sense
>>691205704
We'll play together again sometime but I gotta take a break from life after this thread
It's getting pretty early
>>691206354
>The lurk won't end yet
And no end in sight either
>Congratulations on making it into the highlight reel. That's pretty cool
I have no idea what highlight reel really is and how significant it is that we made it but it's pretty cool nevertheless
>>691206289
R I P
I
P
>>691206289
Mizore is trash. Inner Moka is where it's at.
Late claim
>>691206289
Omg dude i actually missed you.
>>691206666
>checked
Nice quads son
>>691203463
eSports team when?
>>691203852
I usually do research though, not stories.
Fuck that sounds fun, one reason I want to get a better PC. Rank and skill don't always have to go hand in hand, seen level 90 players who have done terrible. It does show who has more experience though. Kek, both anons who claim from the same show are pretty good with the same hero. What a coincidence.
>Sextuple
gg.
>>691204647
Damn, that blows. Who's going to clutch it with Mei now? Good luck with that though.
>>691206666
Nice digits.
>>691206677
>Contained by a dime store cross.
Sure thing m80
>>691206677
Lies srsly. Mizore is probably the best on the show besides for kokoa shuzen
>>691207192
>
>>691207063
Really? Missed you too guy I don't know!
Claiming Mitsuru
>>691207033
>>691206677
quality claims
>>691206583
I feel ya. I'll be doing the same myself. I should be around this Saturday though.
>>691207275
>watched the show
I'm sorry. As much as I loved the manga the anime was shit.
>>691207105
Not even quints, no Karen loods will come from those.
>>691207192
See above
Time to do something stupid and chug a liter and a half of water in the span of 5 minutes.
>>691207344
i lurk alot
>>691206504
We'll never get to post again if we don't find it.
Australian Megu here
I've decided that I'm going to switch to nagato
>>691198563
Everyone is looking at your waifu's ass, 24/7.
>>691198836
Your waifu a Credo.
>>691199266
Is this a nude Waifu thread?
>>691199474
I think it is.
>>691204192
This Thread is lewd.
>>691207622
stealing waifu
get
>>691207387
Shit waifu
>>691206666
Your quads killed Mizore. Why? Why did you do this?
>>691207622
Heresy
>>691207592
>Was close.
You'll get em.
>>691207596
>Noticed
>>691207937
I live still
I'm back home drunk as ever
ask me any question and I will try to answer it
-merchy
>>691208089
My toungue is the colour of your waifus hair from huffing sharpies
>>691208089
It's a zombie! Guys, run! I'll hold it off!
>>691208299
What are you dispensing your Waifu's noods?
My waifu.
>>691204518
I don't. Not on xbox or pc. Hell my laptop would be dead if I try to run it
>>691204825
By the laugh, yall had a good time
>>691206289
Oh
>>691206666
SATAN
>>691207106
>
>>691207838
Greatest waifu
You take that back
>>691208089
I must get them.
I must also kick Anomaly for introducing me to this music.
>>691208506
SMUGS
>>691207660
Hello there, I don't I've seen you around here before.
Are you a new poster? If so, welcome to the threads.
>>691208478
I dispense "noods" when im mobile, I dont have a folder of sfw mercy on my mobile. so thats when you know im out.
>>691208506
Riperoni, sorry smug.
Anyway, I gotta get to bed. Night everyone!
Waifu love of my Laifu
EU BTFO, U.K. just voted to leave.
>>691208816
I assume you are tracer anon?
No need to get offensive, I am not your enemy
>>691208861
It's Remain 54-46 Leave
t. BBC
>>691207106
> Rank and skill don't always have to go hand in hand
Very, VERY true. But level 200 people do have more experience than level 40, and have a better idea of what they're doing. Believe me, every one of my solo games I play against level 150-300 people and they're really intense.
>both anons who claim from the same show are pretty good with the same hero
Who?
>gg
There wasn't even a Zarya
I literally said this before getting it
>I'm gonna ult in 1v6 and see what happens
>Ryūjin no ken o kurae!
>>691207457
I'll be looking forward to it. We are going to do drinking games so get some booze if you want. But nothing is obligatory of course, just for laughs
>>691207622
A MEGUMIN SWITCHED GUYS, HE DID IT!
Yeah, no one's surprised
>>691208506
We have a good time every time
You should really join us
Forever love Hyouka
>>691208324
>Huffing sharpies
Why...Why is your tongue colored though?
>>691208332
>Braaaaaaaaainsss
>>691208506
Yup.
>>691208588
Dubs tho.
>Kick anomaly?
>>691208934
I'm watching BBC live, leave has been gaining ground for the past hour, remain now has no chance to win mathematically.
>>691208964
You are the cutest, no doubt :3
>>691209060
Best shimoneta tbh
>>691208964
Not minumin I'm still megumin
>>691208651
I like to come and go, using different waifu themes every time. Today, I'm using Sumomo. Last time, it was Tsuyu Asui. Before that, Raphtalia. I drift between female animations.
>>691208822
Your waifu a
SHIT
HITS
ITSH
TSHI
>>691209110
Dubs won't get Karen loods either!
Ya, he got me into a new type of music. The bass is fucking real.
>>691208651
>I don't I've seen you
I just keep failing.
>>691208861
Hello.
>>691209110
Accidently sucked up a little ink
>seraz
>>691209210
>remain now has no chance to win mathematically.
I'm screencapping this and I will post it everywhere tomorrow once Remain wins :^)
>>691209110
>basic bitch waifu
I'm going for my run now, see y'all soon!
>>691209520
>A horse is your waifu
Opinion discarded
>>691209640
Shiro the fit waifu!
>>691209251
But how? Why?
I seriously don't get it
>>691209268
I feel like Megumin is becoming another Tomoko
>>691209251
I'm a little slow but thanks
>>691209520
>Basic Waifu.
>Using a pony as waifu.
Technically original, but /mlp/ is still not allowed on /b/. Please go.
>>691208861
Im watching this with friends.
http://cytu dot be/r/ubermensch
>>691208861
And pound took a giant blow in value.
This is gonna be fun.
>>691196939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4
>>691209760
Nothing wrong with animal waifus
>>691209317
Checkin em still.
>Bass
Keep it bumpin
>>691209373
>you had one job
>>691210004
Trips for Karen loods
>>691210010
Yes there is dude
>>691209813
What do you mean?
>>691210010
You have your own thread, Judy. You have too many husbandos. Leave.
>>691210010
Fuck off tomoko
>>691210298
There's a Judy thread?
>>691209760
>your waifu still isn't real
>>691208506
There's going to be one at the rate.
>>691208964
Oh yeah by the team you get to that level you've pretty much seen it all.
>Who?
Me and Kotori.
>I'm going to see what happened
Kek, an amazing play.
>Maki
>>691210552
There's always a Judy thread. If there is none now, make one.
>>691210664
>Team
I mean time
>>691210574
Shots fired
