Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691172399
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
pussy
>>691180090
If I do that I don't want to end up offing myself at the age of 30 because no friends no gf
Claim
>>691179655
Not bad, worked this morning and bought my friends drumset. Overall, pretty productive day, you?
>>691179871
Pretty good. I see you like Mercy, I just recently started trying to learn how to play her.
>claimed
Saber claim
Shit.
>>691180526
Assuming you have family, that's all that matters. And your waifu of course.
QOTT: who is the worst anon?
ANYONE WHO THINKS ANYBODY BUT TRACER IS BEST GIRL ARE HERETICS
I need friends
Lily Claimed!
>>691178872
>CC
I can still look into it, if I like the manga, I'll watch the anime. I'll still watch the anime nonetheless. But not anytime soon.
>>691179044
>Akiko
Mercy is best.
Thanks for my life.
>>691180388
mandatory uta claim
TAKE ON ME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PAwp_1wYz8
3 more hours of work to go.
>>691180663
You have me :C
>>691180663
Play as tracer and ull get tonnes
>>691180653
dio
piece of shit
>>691180609
>>691180276
I just had a really bad night, nothing too big
Glad to hear that
Miho claimed
>>691179919
Nice tip
>lifts
>>691180068
No was getting a side Mirror for my truck.
>>691180723
>tfw uta come's back and isn't deceased
>>691180653
Menchi
>>691180388
FUCKIN WEEBS GO GET A REAL GIRL, LOOOOOOOOL NICE LIVES LOSERS
>>691180700
would you look into it
(yes i fluctuate, big woop, wanna fight about it)
i wanna know if i'll be wasting my time reading it
>>691180653
Every megumin
>>691180871
comes*
i'm baka
Akiko claimed
Super clutch victory with play of the game going to me
Thanks bae
>>691179663
I'm not touching her
Her voice grates on my nerves
>>691179967
what?
>>691180862
Miho an extreme fucking cute. It's a real abstract kinda fuckin' adorable goin' on in here.
>>691180753
If I have you is that a good thing
>>691180950
Yeah that's fine, no biggie. I can switch to it from Kangoku tonight.
>>691180526
Are you me?
>>691180647
Well I'm already alone, and it hasn't been too hard so I think I'll be fine.
I'll just keep smoking cigs and staying up all night playing games. lol
>>691180653
hook now
>>691181008
100% correct
>>691180846
Thats just mean.
https://youtu.be/Oxq5M8AVEh0
>>691180931
You're on /b/ too m8. Gr8 b8 no mist8 i r8 8/8 no deb8.
>>691181127
Depends on how you take it. :D
But I heard it's nothing big. :|
>>691181154
No life.
No gf.
No friends.
Does that sound familiar to you?
What are yall drinking?
-Mercy
Fuck, sun is already up
>>691180571
Relaxing and a bit long
>>691179663
O shit you go on /fit/ too?
>I knew I spelt it wrong!
>>691179893
I know :( but college first my dude. After that, I'll save up and get what I want. Struggles is real
>>691180008
Wew
>>691180862
ahh i see.
What happened to the old one?
Meow.
>>691181343
you're moms pussy's juice
>>691180653
the heretics
>>691181343
Im at work so no drinking atm.
Heres what I have at home.
>>691181091
C-Cute!
>>691181316
It's /b/. That sounds familiar to all of us.
>>691181343
>Guinness
Decisions were made. Good decisions.
>>691181277
I will keep you forever
>>691180871
heh
this one doesnt know
i never left
>>691181148
aw, you didnt get my joke. or did you?
thanks man, really appreciate it
>>691181415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWE7boPU6kI
>>691181343
Water.
>>691181498
In the way that only a lolita in a multi-ton engine of war capable of leveling houses can be.
>>691181415
How much longer do you have to suffer?
>>691181455
<3
>>691181343
>wii fit
>>691181549
At least I'm not the only one, It could be worse.
>>691180653
me, when off my face
>>691181274
Rory is second worst. I will download some of their stuff.
>>691181316
Yes way to much.
>>691181427
It fell off.
>Nyan
>>691181816
ok?
>>691181706
Second post isn't me my dude. I will also tolerate your choice in waifu, even if I hate her
Great husbando
>>691180653
this fuck
>>691180657
>>691180700
Yea Mercy players are honourable people
She has insane playmaking potential and her ult is obviously the best ult in the game.
Mei is still best girl though, followed by Dva and Mercy
The rest of the girls isn't even worth remembering
>Let's see, we got russian sjw on steroids, curry, justice rai- and blue chick
>>691181343
Old spiced honey mead
Good shit man
>>691181706
Good to see at least one other anon has superior tastes
Gremlin Dva is best girl
>>691181588
Yay! Also, do I have you in BNet?
>>691181623
I don't think I did... ._.
Niggas, are you blind? Clearly best girl.
>>691182254
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUwwxWdm4k0
>>691182005
What? I have a thing for women who know their way around a weapon. Even if that weapon inherently requires multiple operators.
>>691182059
>will protect you
>guns
>/fit/ as fuck and will make you that way too
>Cortana is a thing
Solid decisions.
>>691182376
God tier claim, congratulations.
TIME TO REGRET
-mercy
>>691181623
O
>>691181837
I've suffered from this long enough. It doesn't bother me anymore :)
>>691182059
He's more of a grandpa at this point
>>691182376
Kek
>>691181981
Now thats just asinine.
Am I allowed to say Forrest?
I'm not gay, but I'd let Forrest sit on my lap and ride my dick while I curl his hair.
>>691182198
Heretic
>>691182376
1: yes i am blind
2:no I'm not a nigger
>>691182254
I'm new to these threads and I have no clue what BNet is
>>691181901
Superior taste
>>691182752
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT OF THE LORD. Which, coincidentally, will also cure your blindness. He giveth and He taketh away.
>>691182254
>do I have you in BNet?
You play OW too? Console or pc?
>>691182376
That's pretty low quality bait
>>691182693
no homo
>>691182752
I am the most faithful fuck in this thread
Don't you even dare accuse me of such crimes
>>691182756
Battlenet
It's from Blizzard client
>>>691182756 Battle.net
Blizzard multiplayer shizz.
Another Mercy poster?
Damn im too popular
I'm going to visit my mother in the hospital now, bye.
>>691182752
How do I type in braille so that you can read it?
>>691182675
That can only mean the psychological trauma you got from shit computer is making you blind to the pain
:^)
>>691182584
Operates so hard gets deployed.
>>691181343
nothing
>>691181837
<3
love you too :^)
>>691182376
no but obviously you are
>>691180663
>>691181127
>>691181588
>>691182052
>>691182756
>>691183094
Flavor of the month
>>691182756
Who was your waifu before?
>>691183094
Hello other Mercy person
>>691183027
I've only been playing at a friends because I'm low on money atm, but my BNet is Belrose#11507
Shiro is officially best waifu
>>691183245
>mfw you deployed my fucking sides
>>691182752
How do you know you're not a nigger if you can't see your skin color
>>691183466
You stop that.
>>691183402
I've been Mercy for the past three threads or so. Other than that I haven't existed here
>>691183388
any 3d and videogames waifu is cancer among us
>>691183094
TELL ME YOU PLAY ON PS4 if so you can join me and a couple other people who play nightly
>>691182556
I didn't even notice lol.
Migraine hits harder.
>>691182756
Battle.Net
Your username there so I can add you.
>>691183027
I do. PC. I'm ok.
>>691183027
>You the most faithful
Yeah I think I got that
>>691183579
Hey Karen
I'll be back in a bit
>>691183416
Im chill with other people,using the same waifu. Careful the other peeps will get butthurt if you do.
>>691183578
What if those games came from the moon?
>>691183549
My love for her is stronger!
I'm going to sleep guys.
Ausfag signing off, thanks for the chat.
>>691183630
Lily. Add me on bnet
yellowsensei#1975
>>691183579
not real karen and that makes me sad
>>691183698
I'll try to find another for threads like these just to avoid confusion
>>691183630
It's Belrose#11507
>>691182675
Hey crio kept him looking like he's in his early 40's while adrift on the dawn. I believe he's 46, so if people want to fuck soldier 76 I'm sure as hell they would be into some Spartan booty
>>691183840
>yellowsensei#1975
Gotcha.
Also, picture is too fucking cute. saving it.
>>691183886
Already did.
>>691183731
if its not Nippon made then its shit and cancerous in this threads
>>691183630
kek, dw about it
i do shit like this all the time
(went for a piss)
>>691184060
Nah. No-one cares.
>>691180388
Fuck you.
Incase anyone has been wondering where I have been lately. A few weeks ago I had lazor eye surgery and was advised to limit my time with phones computers etc. So I had to drop /waifu/ for a bit. And it's going to be a bit longer still
>>691184060
>not realizing I was referencing the term "moonspeak"
>>691183217
I don't even post on my laptop lol
>>691183997
I thought he was 56?
>>691183997
Ghost was more of a bad ass.
>>691184166
I love you.
>>691184293
gladly
KYOUKO!
CAN WE FUCK?!
THIS GUY WANTS US TO FUCK!!
>>691183886
Nah dont worry.im ok with it.
>>691184314
Noone is missing you
>tfw these homies dissing my girl
>tfw they front
>tfw these dudes are so violent
>>691184503
Im not ready for commit!
>>691184520
Kyouko is fucking hot, but fuck you still.
>>691184541
Oh, alright then
>>691184682
I can wait, just for you!
>>691184682
Jk we gunna onenighter
Yui Hirasawa
>>691184520
SURE
WHY ARE WE WRITING IN CAPS
>>691184844
Im shipped with Tats right now.
>>691184734
WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCK
MYSELF
KYOUKO?
SANDRA?
SANDRA, PREPARE YOUR ROOM!!!!!
i dont think they can hear me
SAAAAAANDRAAAAA!!!!!
fuck, is she even in the house.
>>691184175
That's fine.
I'll be back later. Playing with pals. Cya later
>>691184844
Fuck off. I don't do this to you.
>>691185076
Wut
U flirt with everybody tho
Whore
>>691184380
You got traumatized by the low fps in vidya, not posting on your laptop
>>691184478
Chief can catch missiles and do what ghost can do but in a "smaller package" but ghost was fucking cool
>>691184380 nope all Spartan II's are in their late 40's
>>691185077
I want to fuck you, but only if you look like Kyouko.
>>691184614
>tfw hooked and oneshot while I enjoy pseudo british death scream
>>691185105
You won't fuck off tho
>>691185076
Alright for reals now.
Later homos.
>>691185077
LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS
IM TRYING TO SLEEP
>>691181415
>a bit long
what?
>>691185045
YOUR ACROSS THE HALL
WE'RE SHOUTING
IDK WHY HE WANTS US TO FUCK
LETS ASK HIM
AFTER I WALK OVER TO YOU, IM FED UP OF SHOUTING
>>691185502
BULLSHIT, YOUR PLAYING GAMES. GET DOWNSTAIRS
>>691185397
lol what ever Mr tendie man
>>691185657
I want to play games
>>691185309
i do not look like kyouko
and im not sorry for that
>>691185309
Holy shit, I wa1840nt to fuck Kyouko so fucking bad.
>>691183630
US or EU?
Either way we could play together sometime
I play around level 150-200
>>691183688
Yeah you better recognize superior loyalty
>>691183416
Ok do you play EU or US? Not that it matters. The low tickrate makes it possible to play from virtually anywhere without much lag
>>691184314
Shit
I hope your sightholes get better soon man
>>691185657
I CAN'T PAUSE IT
DO IT WITHOUT ME
>>691185818
fuckin, go upstairs and take his ds
>>691185819
Holy shit, you're a pathetic piece of shit loser then.
>>691185938
I play on US, I'm trying to get my own copy of the game atm though so I don't always have to bother my friend.
>>691186006
Does he have Pokemon on it
>>691185995
WHAT U ON?
IF ITS GONNA TAKE MORE THAN HALF AN HOUR ILL MAKE YOU AN OMELETTE
>>691186035
love u too
>>691186289
who buys a ds and doesnt get pokemon
>>691183340
>Rattle rattle
WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING
IS IT YELLING TIME?
>>691186427
I DONT KNOW ANYMORE
IM GOING TO SLEEP
KEEP IT DOWN
NIGHT
>>691186427
I honestly don't know, that was stupid of me to ask
>>691186493
no, people are to far away and we're to lazy to move
EXCALIBAAAAAH
YELLING TIME
>>691186615
AIGHT, SWEET DREAMS BROTHER
OH, COULD YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM TOMORROW!!!!??
>>691186664
no it wasnt, it was a stupid question, your not a stupid person
>>691186869
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH
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