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0 gets it
Dont fuck up
>>691126262
"Bitch, that's not a god damn question."
>>691126262
Who is this OP?
If get: "have you ever heard of our lord and saviour Jesus?"
Ever since I first met you I knew that I was in love with you
>>691126577
0 get
>>691126555
he deserves it because trips
>>691126555
Sir those are some illegal trips
>>691126262
snap chat me that pussy
i think im in love with you bb
>>691126555
Her name is Elizabeth
She is schizophrenic and is getting abused by her bf
>>691126262
I just wanna fuck
>>691126262
Do u like memez? Lol
have you ever fucked a black man ?
>>691126262
I'm going to beat the shit out of your boyfriend then fuck you right in front of him all the while staring him in the eyes and growling softly.
>>691126630
WINRAR
>>691126912
Reroll
Cmon op don't be a faggot, deliver
Will you suck my tiny cock?
>>691126262
post: "do you know I really, really hate your look"
>>691126835
I might suggest to use this a lever
If get: "I was thinking you really deserve better than him"
"Why haven't we fucked yet"
Don't worry op I'm getting u laid
>>691126262
>I'm going to beat the shit out of your boyfriend then fuck you right in front of him all the while staring him in the eyes and growling softly
My asshole has been on fire since I went to Chipotle the other day. Do you have any tips on how to heal a torn asshole?
Dubs gets it
>>691126262
I just sucked your dad's dick
>>691127184
Cum
I think i'm at a point in my life where I'd rather not go through the trouble of making a girl fall in love with me to get her to have sex with me. It's too much work and feelings get hurt. I have my vibrator and that's all I need, right?
I'm just looking for a casual fling tbh. Wanna meet up sometime?
>>691127347
roll
LET'S GET OP LAID
>>691127212
I'm waiting for her reaction
>>691127212
Why haven't we fucked yet?
>>691127379
ROLLSKI
Ever been famous on the internet?
>>691127212
H--hi you have really pretty eyes, they are like stairs
>>691127400
WINRAR
>>691127400
winrar
If you got to heaven right now and Jesus asked you to suck and deepthroat his huge black cock to get into heaven would you go to hell?
Can I see those amazing tits, would you let me pin you against a wall and make you mine. I'd have you calling me daddy, you can be daddy's little slut
>>691127347
ROLLING
>>691127400
>>691127400
>>691127400
>>691127400
>>691127400
>>691127400
>>691127212
I'm posting our conversation on the internet right now for everyone to see. 4chan.org/b
>>691127400
He actually did it the absolute WINRAR
>>691127400
Not even tangible to the conversation.
>>691127513
reroll
>>691127538
Tru
>>691127538
>Not even tangible to the conversation.
>That's not what tangible means.
>>691127653
Summer is here
>>691127653
lol faggot trying to sound smart
>>691127653
but you understood
>>691127718
Been on /b/ for six year, you stupid cuck.
>>691127400
>>691127466
>>691127477
>>691127499
>>691127522
>>691127703
the fuck does presence mean? stupid fucking bitch
>>691127703
My nigga, Listen. Do this one. >>691127466
Anyways, can I bee ure hubsand?
>>691127804
Your use of that meme was actually on point
>>691127786
>feels the need to defend himself
i can smell summer on the air
>>691127786
Then quit being an omega faggot
>>691127872
Rreoll
>>691127844
WINNER
>>691127912
smells like teen spirit
>>691127978
Kurt Cobain yourself
Please note that my profile picture is a fish
>>691127844
Oh boy, oh boy we have a winner here!
>>691127915
>>691127912
stfu you niggers
>>691127844
Cause fuck you
>>691127826
>>691128039
Change your pro pic to something normal op, stop being a faggot
>>691128039
OP delivers.
>>691128103
>>691128074
I understand
>>691128039
I want to toungepunch your fartbox
>>691126262
OP ignore this unfunny shit. Fuck off faggot if you can't contribute to the thread you unfunny fuck.
>>691128144
yeah something like this
>>691128144
Another one
>>691128144
Let's all acknowledge these dubs.
Your move OP
>>691128236
Rollerino
>>691128236
Reroll
>>691128039
Well Jesus fed millions of people with one fish and I can fill your belly with this huge fish dick. You like fish sticks right?
>>691128039
You like salty fish sticks though, right?
>>691128236
roll
>>691127466
if you havent already do this
>>691128039
That's odd because I've heard that it smells like you do..
>>691128236
R-r-r-roll
>>691128039
Your pussy smell says otherwise...
neither do i but ill make an exception just for you
69 gets it
>>691128601
Oh shit rolllllllllll
>>691128039
Aww baby don't be like that. Let me flop all over you then release my sperm on your eggs and slowly die after. <3
>>691128624
You said you are a follower of the Lord, now tell me if you would like to be his holy cocksleeve,
>>691128420
DING DING DING, WINRAR
>>691128624
*licks booty* "I gess Ill have too make u like it then... hahahahahahahahaha" *I pin u genst the wall and strat lifiting up ure shrit*
>>691128624
Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut? Whut?
>>691128624
IF YOU GOT TO HEAVEN AND JESUS TOLD YOU TO SUCK AND DEEPTHROAT A HUGE BLACK COCK TO GET INTO HEAVEN WOULD YOU GO TO HELL INSTEAD?
jesus fucking christ what a stupid bitch
>>691128819
Rreoll
>>691128236
rolerino
>>691128624
I said, would you suck jesus' cock to get into heaven?
Send this
>>691128872
Whut?
>>691128879
of bye ten
>>691128624
haha jk xd, but not really though.
>>691128905
Rollerino
>>691128900
ah man really guys? its not THAT funny
>>691128624
If hell was a huge hole and the walls were filled with the dicks of family and friends and the only condition to getting to heaven was to suck and fuck your way to the top would you do it and realize that you'd been in heaven the entire time?
>>691128955
YSE11111111111111
>>691128905
Re roll
>>691128724
Rolling for this
>>691129000
Hloy sith
>>691128915
Roll
>>691128955
fucking wasted dubs
Bitch your pussy smells like fish
>>691129094
THAT WAS A RLOL U FCUKING MROON
>>691129052
Rerol
Bullshit thread
>>691128905
ROLLIN
>>691129000
Sir we suspect that you are in possession of some illegal trips, I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the vehicle
>>691129000
winrar, op send this
>>691129150
you have to actually say roll FUCKING NIGGER
Is her profile pic a wolf? If so then roll "well I don't fuck wolves but for you I'll make an acception"
>>691129244
DIRTY COP CITIZENS ARREST
Sorry, cousin took my phone. We got off on the wrong foot. Anyways, how are you doing?
>>691129248
seconded
>>691128624
If you were in hell and the only way to get out was to take your dad's dick in your asshole how quickly do you think he'd cum?
>>691129287
Reroll
>>691129340
You'll have to catch me first
>>691129340
Dirty Citizen double Citizen arrest no copies
>>691129255
>>691129000
send these winrars op, you'll look schizophrenic
>>691129481
Oh shit waddup
>>691128624
If Jesus asked you to lick and suck his asshole for access into heaven would you get in?
Suck my Butt-Whole through this crazy straw
>>691128624
"Oh, sorry I was just thinking out loud, by the way how about Trump 2016?"
I really can't get the idea of fucking my sister out of my head
>>691128039
Netflix and chill?
>>691129642
Rolling send pic too
>>691129739
rolling once more because I like this response.
>>691129739
more like NUTlix. Hahahahaa
She stopped replying we probably hit a soft spot
>>691128039
Metro boomin' wants some more nigga
>>691129869
Send it OP. Send what you wrote. You rolled 69.
>>691129642
rlolololing
>>691129869
>really taking the 69.
two of my replies back to back.
>>691130013
Roll
>>691129869
>>691130013
THIS OP IS WINRAR
>>691130111
Nice trips.
>>691130132
^^^
>>691130111
trips get
Dubs get
>>691130419
uhhhhhhhhh doot HAMBURGER eggs??? hahahahyahahahahaha
>>691130419
Its just a prank bro.
>>691129642
roll for this
>>691130419
qh<
>>691130419
WHY ARE YOU ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS AM I BEING DETAINED
>>691130539
roll
>>691130419
I have a problem with expressing my emotions
>>691130606
Roll
>>691130664
Ugh re roll
>>691130539
rollerino
>>691130419
I have tourettes on the internet, I swear. Dick cheese.
>>691130419
I'm trying to say that you and me should be banging right now
you like your daddy papap? i like your daddy papap. let me lick your papap.
>>691130419
when i talk to super cute guys i get this way =3 woof
do you have a little sister, if so is she hot?
>>691130539
Rollin
Everything you are saying is seen by millions of people on a thread based website called 4chan. Your phone number, address, and name are leaked. If you do not send a pic of your tits they will hunt you down and kill both you and your family. Choose wisely bitch.
>>691130910
Bork
>>691130867
Dubs get
I'm just trying to get the conversation started and am saying things that are on my mind. This usually works better on cocain. Btw. you need some?
>>691130988
is this a roll? cause winner
>>691130988
winning
>>691130988
WINRAR
>>691131031
roll
>>691130419
Sorry it was my brother Chad, he is acoustic haha
>>691130988
This indeed is a WINRAR
>>691130975
I'm rolling for this shit
>>691127826
You're a fucking retard
>>691131255
this is indeed a winner
rolling
>>691131313
Triple 13!!!
>>691131031
rolll
>>691130419
sry its just I think that Im gay...
And I just cant believe that Im degenerated.
Couse of that Im trying to talk with woman in order to fuck them so that I can prove myself that Im not gay.
>>691129869
>schermafbeelding opslaan
Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking penguins across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo.
>>691131574
when i was 11 me and my cousin touched weewees
How do you feel about Hitler's acts?
>>691131031
roll
>>691131574
Lets fuck
>>691131821
REROLL
>>691131821
rollerino
>>691131246
what kind of acoustic? guitar? flute?
>>691131681
Roll
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>691129642
reroll
>>691131855
winrar, also rolling:
>>691131845
>>691131681
Reroll
>>691131681
Last roll
>>691132116
I lied. This is my last roll
For having nudes from you
Sometimes I hear voices in my head
>>691132164
>>691132145
so we feel good. also why not?
Dont judge me u dont know what i've been through are u sum kid of cis??? FUCK
Niggers, jews and fags should all burn.
>>691132164
I lied again. Roll
I bet your daddy loves his cock in your tight asshole. You schizophrenic whore
Girl let me pee in yo butt
Alright newfags, let's get her nudes
Want to see my huge stick fish ?
>>691132145
Because a bunch of people on the internet are telling me to
>>691132366
Winrar
>>691132400
Winrar
Niggers
My fish says he wants to swim in your ass
>>691132145
You only ask questions, are you dumb? don't you understand anything i say?
>>691132600
Rar
You cant flim flam the zim zam
>>691132699
Ayyy the mayo
>>691132799
>>691132699
Winrars
>>691131681
Roll I'm hoping for 8s
>>691132799
>>691132375
Reroll
>>691132873
>mfw im same fagging
>>691133040
I wont stop until I feel your sweet juices marinate my manmeat
>>691133230
Rollllllll
>>691133180
I back this. Do it op
>>691133040
I'm sorry! I was just trying to get your attenion. The truth is that I've had a big crush on you for a long time. Will you go out with me? plz? <3
>>691133040
i need u please talk to me, ill kill myself
the jews did this
>>691133447
Rerollin'
>>691133420
winrar
Op is kill
>>691133420
Rerol
>>691133447
this
>>691133447
ROLL
>>691133040
can you just please tell me why you didn't invited me at your barnivah? you think i'm a goym eh?
>>691134304
this
>>691134220
i want to see you penor
>>691134220
Op is live
>>691134220
Nudes. I want nudes.
Show tits
>>691134220
Ok, that's clerly bullshit, OP is a lying faggot
Sage
>>691134220
I want your vaggo kissing my peppe
>>691126262
Suck ma dick?
>>691133447
roll
I used to cop a lot but never copped no drop, hold mics like pony tails tied in bobbalobs. Stop and stick around, come through and dig the sound of the fly brown 6-0 sicko psycho who throws his dick around. Bound to go three-plat, came to destroy rap. It's a intricate plot of a b-boy strapped. Femstat cats get kidnapped then release a statement to the press, let the rest know who did that.
>>691133447
rollll
Stop asking questions stupid whore
>>691135234
I want to see your beautiful face
>>691135234
kek
>>691135688
That one sucks but dubs have spoken.
I want to fuck your ass like your daddy does and i want you to know you are a schizophrenic whore
So what are you?
>>691135688
We must answer to these dubs
I'll suck your dick if you suck mine
>>691131681
roll
>>691131681
Rolling
Op here i got to go ill give her kik to one of you faggots
me? ^^
Bitch.
I fucking hate niggers
>>691136531
kk
>>691136656
will you deliver
>>691136656
Then post kik
no
Some oc from last thread, just send this with
"Check out my new watch"
pranked
>>691136531
Send it to wubdub129, will deliver
>>691136802
yes
>>691135234
Daddy says if I don't get nudes from you he'll punish me tonight and I don't know if my ass is gonna make it pls send nudes
If I got you pregnant would you throw away out precious girl?
>send pic op don't be a faggot
>>691136877
dubs even
>>691136857
roll
>>691136973
This
>>691135740
you missed one winrar here
>>691137184
I back this
rolling for: "BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK"
>>691137184
Rollirino
Let's start out easy 1 or 9 boys
