>Catch a new pokémon
>Pokedex says it's a Lucanus cervus
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucanus_cervus
>Let's Start the training
I will search what he can eat
Dubs name it btw
feed him hot sauce
Heracross
>>691096454
Sinpir
bitey
>>691096744
winrar
Call him forceps.
>>691096454
What is our trainers name?
>>691096952
gay faggotass
Put the bug in a microwave! :D
>>691096454
bumb
>>691096952
prolapse
>>691096744
are you shitting me
your name is bad and you should feel bad you ass crack
op your only option at this point is to kill it with fire and abandon thread
bumb for intrest
PENIS IN PINCERS
>>691097127
God. It sure smells like summer in here.
>>691096744
I gave him a fruit
Next dubs choose what he eat next time :
I've got cannabis, hot sauce , chocolate and other shit
>>691096454
first training is rope-climb.
hang dick in container. post results.
and his name shall be Grabbu
>>691097358
do they eat fruit?
>>691097358
give him ham
>>691097358
cereal, hot sauce and sugar water, give him a buffét
>>691097418
roll
>>691097358
feed him your semen
>>691097358
teach him flame thrower and give him some hot sauce
>>691097251
>be summer
>be bored
>some guy at highschool said that 4chan was the worst of the internet
>would i dare to cross the last frontier?
>i'm a bad guy so yes
>go in there
>go to /b/, they told me is rad
>what.jpg
>traps
>fluffy
>facebook fap
>YLYL
>Is this the worst of the internet?
>dissapointment.jpg
>see thread of beetle
>I'm worse than all these faggots
>tell OP to kill it with fire
>feel like satan
>change to the next tab
>fap to gay orgies.
>>691097358
Hot sauce
rolling
teach it rock smash, by using a rock
Roadnigger
Look at them dubs
Put the bug in the microwave to make it evolve faster
>>691097680
rolling for this
>>691097424
Yeah i read that ,
I should give him rotten wood for his natural environement , I do it later
>>691097358
you are an idiot. they only eat "oak-juice" so you need some rotting oak wood to feed him.
biofag here btw
>>691097680
this
>>691097786
catch one more and make them fuck
>>691097808
p.s. it´s an endangered species you monster
>>691097680
ROLLIN
>>691096454
Hmm I thought it was an endangered species?
Where I'm from we have these and I'm pretty sure they're endangered.
Yeah don't kill it op, love it forevever.
Also if dubs have it pinch your dick
dangle balls into tub, post results.
>>691097786
OP.. did you poke holes in it so it can breath with the lid on?
>>691097808
They eat fruit juice too, the pokédex say it to me !
>>691097786
OP, that thing needs to breathe.
Do some holes in the box.
microwave
>>691097680
roll
>>691098024
>>691098036
That hivemind
put your penis in there for 30 seconds
>>691097786
try to teach him surf
>>691098034
well pandas eat pigs if they have no bambus nearby
>>691098062
roll
>>691096454
Hissing beetle, we get those heaps in Australia
Likely eats small ants and leaves or something. I'm under the impression theyre carnivorous though so maybe just small ants and other small bugs.
feed it weed
>>691098136
*bamboo
>>691096454
Teach it self destruct and have him join ISIS.
>>691097680
dubs get
>>691096633
"Feed him hot sauce" is his name.
>>691098119
thats a good idea
>>691097987
they are endangered, almost extinct, i have caught a couple once i was a kid though
Nuke it.
he want to smoke some zutla!
>>691098188
>>691098177
waste of dubs
i declare we stick him in the microwave
>>691096633
Please let it be know.. this little nigguh be called "feed him hot sauce"
Cum on it, post results.
>>691096454
If I guess where youre from can you make it pinch your ballsack?
Give it another bug or worm.
>>691098267
roll
>>691097987
>>691097987
I don't want to kill him
>>691098024
Oh shit , you're right !
microwave it
>>691098244
GET
DO IT OP
>>691098256
did you just insulted my dubs?
>>691098255
>>691098244
deliver das weed OP
>>691098336
dont kill it, its cool, make it sit on your shoulder
Roarling dubs for space programs
tie it to a balloon
>>691098410
launch the little motherfucker into the sky
>>691098267
this
>>691098410
roll for this
>>691098488
Winrar. Do it op
make it a balloon captain
>>691098488
winrar
>>691098488
WINRAR FOR SPACE PROGRAM
buy him a new car.
>>691098488
disgusting
Battle a wild pokemon
>>691098488
SINPIR learned fly
>>691098244
Confirmed
>>691098488
Oh shit
>>691098488
WINRAR DO IT OP
>>691097127
doesn't know sinpir backwards is ripnis. fucking newcarsmell
>>691098488
well I mean
>>691097358
Give berries. Also leaves if you have any
>>691098244
this was WINRAR FIRST MOTHERFUCKERS
>>691098763
shutup faggot.
>>691098763
dose he have weed?
Re Rowling for space pramming with jizz suit dubs attempts forsur. Check it cunt faggots
>>691098874
yup
>>691098177
You're wrong
>>691098488
Do it OP
>>691096454
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_beetle take good care of him please!
Make some air holes in that box
>>691096454
east coast, they havent matured yet in the midwest....
There is too reply
THE GAME CHANGE
I'm gonna roll a split and do an aqua in his little house
maybe i cum on him later...
His name changed btw
OP pls, you better be wanking right now
>>691099014
you sir. Are a smart one.
>>691097546
Edgemeister
>>691099099
Abandon thread, op is a faggot.
>>691099099
what does that even mean
>>691099099
what even
This is one of the better threads in a while though I expect it will end with a squished feed him hot sauce
>>691096454
>globally threatened species
let the motherfucker go you stupid cunt.
>>691099299
winrar
do it OP, the majestic beast deserves a life of freedom
>>691099099
>euroboos in charge of english
>>691097623
rerolling cause the name fits because of its skincolor
>>691099299
Fuck off he caught it fair and square. You don't see Gary oak giving up his pokemon cause pussies tell him to.
>>691096454
Give it some rare candies.
>>691099492
Have some old shit
>>691099099
>There is too reply
>>691099697
Classic
>>691098478
roll
He's gonna smoke the little fucker out, chill and let's watch a beetle get high
>>691099099
poke airholes in the container so he can breath
Paint it so you have the only coloured version in the world.
>>691099990
9ns
>>691096454
Wrap a piece of aluminum around his leg so he can be shiny and show off to his beetle friends.
>>691100102
Then catch them all in a big net like team rocket
>>691099099
>do an aqua in his little house
Make beetle juice out of him. Then drink it.
>>691100254
You're a /b/ad person
>>691100021
Just what we need, a colored Pokemon .... In case we need one to rob a liquor store
These quads demand he be sent on the next space mission
>>691096454
Rolling for let him go. Stag beetles are endangered
abandon thread. op is a faggot CONFIRMED by my network of spies.
>>691100884
Re roll
Bah
>>691099099
>maybe i cum on him later...
Just do it faggot
>>691100967
i guess that works
>>691100967
I cum on him but i cum 2 hours before so there is not a lot of cum ,
I do a new thread tomorrow or in 6 hours, be ready ;)
>>691100967
Op cum on that globally threadtened specimen so we can take a come on faggot give us quality oc
>>691100967
>>691101278
My body is always ready
>>691097358
give him a good ol smooch
with proof
>>691100521
Endangered or not rolling for space
>>691100967
Poop on it
>>691100967
cum on him and lick the cum
>>691101833
winrar
>>691100967
Is that cum on him already?
>>691101923 (You)
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>>691101833
lol win to the rars
>>691102108
the summer is strong with this one
Here ya go
>>691097358
Cannabis
>>691102443
Nigger wut
>>691098125
Kek
More pics of beetleborg. Teach him strength just cause everyone hates that garbage move.
http://webmshare.com/d1Qnv
>"Feed him hot sauce" take toxic gaz
>it's super effective !
>>691099157
>>691097127
Same fag.
>>691096454
>>691102978
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>>691103018
>>691102978
kekd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CveScWU0wrg>>691103355
>>691103355
>>691103355
>>691103355
>>691103355
>check'd
>>691102978
STRATE GAS
This entire thread is proof for why it's best for all pokémon to not exist!
>>691103628
cute :"3
>>691097358
Your finger
He needs the taste of human flesh to begin his rampage
>>691103876
But they are anon...
>>691103999
Check'd
>>691102443
Thats some quality hash.
Where are you from? Netherlands? Africa?
>>691098098
Two people say the same thing 1 one thread on a chinese fishing auction website
>hive mind.
>>691097488
Winrar
>>691104518
>chinese fishing auction website
space program + record results for science
>>691102978
Stick your finger next to him and count to 10 or no balls
>>691104740
Rolling for space program
>>691096454
OP, we all know how this will go... put it in your ass
make it listen to Macintosh 420 vaporwave while eating your cannibis
>>691104777
Well there ya go OP
stuff the bug up ass, OP
teach it new skill: spelunking
oh, and also, put the remaining hotsauce in to help him go far in his adventure.
bump?
>>691097786
You should realease him, he doesn't have much time, he needs to sex it up for more mini-sinpirs
You gonna fuckin do anything OP?
Ehhhh.....
http://webmshare.com/RA3E7
>>691104777
I cannot resist against trips
>>691104373
France
>>691096454
>I will search what he can eat
it's a stag beetle.
he drinks plant sap of oaks.
>>691097358
hit him up with some a dat kush my dude
Space Program?
Light up joint and hotbox his box
>>691107546
i agree we need another space mission...
I gave him old wood .
Maybe i should give him a cup of water ?
>>691107000
His name shall be "dat kush" and live off a diet of weed and munchies.
I don't have helium for a space program
I can do a Navigator mission ( On a boat of paper , there is a river next to my house )
>>691097358
Why is name not 'feed him hot sauce'?
>>691107546
>>691107546
ROLLING FOR SPACE PROGRAM, BEETLE + WEED IN SPACE
>>691108099
aye bitch mah trips were first
>>691108220
nigger I wanna see that goddamned bug go to space
That nigga eats wood and shit op
Put 2 holes on each site, put a joint on one side and then get get both of you high
Shit in his box, he'll eat it
>>691096454
I've been seeing those a lot more recently in Northwestern Pennsylvania. I think they're Stag Beetles, OP.
Anyways, I've found 3 so far. 2 around my house. I took a lighter and some WD-40 and introduced them to a flamethrower. That's what I suggest you do. That was a lot of fun.
>>691108317
How bout this
We get it high first THEN we send it to space
>>691108567
fucking beautiful
>>691108567
done
>>691098570
Rolling for space programme
>>691099697
makes me loose every time
>>691108567
>http://webmshare.com/RA3E7
Make sure you super glue on a tiny rasta hat first.
release it back into the wild
are you sure?
[y]/n
feed it hot sauce?
>>691109944
n
enter
Because i don't have helium
http://webmshare.com/4RMwK
Because i havn't helium
http://webmshare.com/4RMwK
>>691106402
>France
So basically africa
find another pokemon for it to fight with
>>691111165
Quit cheating!!!!
>>691111100
HOLY GET
>>691111363
quit posting that stupid shit
>>691111111
>>691111100
Now I wanna know who got
>>691111111
>>691096633
Add a command and his name can just be "hot sauce" and you want op to feed him
>>691111462
U mad binch?
>>691112194
nope im mmune
Give it freedom
http://webmshare.com/QxPWL
Name it Anton
I think OP should keep it and raise a whole army of them.
>>691113021
Rough sea ahead lads!
But seriously, didn't you say you were going to train him?
>>691113200
Please op
>>691113611
If I have a third set of dubs you must name it anton and do soace program
>>691113687
Reroll
>>691113687
Again
>>691113200
>>691113611
>>691113755
Op please
>>691097358
no joke, feed him maple syrup. hell lose his shit.
>>691113448
I test his capacity of survive in my wild house ( Smoke hash, take a bath, swallow my sperm ).
That's a big part of the training
>>691104655
Checkd
>>691114070
>swallow my sperm
wat
>>691111365
That's not a get you fucking faggot
NAME.
HIM.
ANTON.
checkem
>>691114177
ccchhhhecked
>>691106402
Based, good work.
put some holes in his back so it can breath.
>>691114070
Damn op your english is broken
>>691098237
They are not by any means "almost extinct".
Just declining in numbers.
We are just not really farming oak in europe these days.
>>691113257
Isn't that the Pokémon that's psychic that's not Abra? The one with the snout
Give him ant or fly to fight with
>>691115263
drowzee dude, whats wrong with you
>>691115263
Hypno?
>>691115621
English?
>>691115793
yep.. if you were in my class 15 years ago, you'd be finished
"Feed him hot sauce" wanted to say goodbye to /b/
Maybe He will come tomorrow :)
" See ya /b/ "
>>691116103
>>691116328
Peace out sauce
>>691111111
>>691116328
>mfw he has never tasted blood and no one rolled for it
>>691116328
o/
goodbye lil guy
>>691106402
lol he's high as shit
>>691096454
Niggerbug.
>>691096633
feed him hot sauce is a nice name for this fucker
let it bite you op
>>691116328
goodbye snipr
>>691096454
>>691096633
Feed feed him hot sauce hot sauce.
