Waifu Claiming Thread
SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun
>jenny claim
claimed
>>691080238
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>>691080238
oh shit robot out of no where
claim
>>691079940
Because grape drank.
>>691080040
Let's take a look at my phases of mains. In order of what I mained:
Hunter -> DK -> Monk -> Druid -> Priest -> Rogue
Take for it what you will.
>>691080174
Nah, that's work and I'm tired. I just wanted them gone.
>Fubuki claimed
Hello everyone
I can't believe how much time I spend on this.
>>691080238
>SURPRISED
Galko claimed
>>691080443
but how did you know i said nigger after you said grape soda?
>>691080538
hello there
Claimed
tomoko claimed
EARLY BAKE REEEEEEEE
>>691080232
Pretty good gonna fall asleep any moment though
>claiming yume
>>691080271
Doing good just got up.
Going to play some Dankest Dungeon later on.
>>691079940
Oh jesus christ NO YOU DIDNT FRIGGIN DO IT RIGHT
>wouldn't let me use the image too
>>691080174
Are you a hot cam whore
>>691080232
I never see dio having a conversation with someone that isnt him just getting pissed off over something
Thats why i say people dont like dio
shouldn't this fag shit be on /a/
>>691080376
sorry...
>>691080618
i've always wanted to do that. always
>>691080568
how long have you been doing this?
>>691080538
ey boss
claim
Trogdor claimed
>>691080699
checked
>>691080775
Unfortunately not.
![Kirino [313].png](https://i.imgur.com/vNL7iRp.png "Kirino [313].png")
>>691078963 (Ika)
>That whole reply
Are you me?
Really. I've been avoided so many times by my friends I genuinely find it hard to see someone that likes me, or actually wants to be around me. It hurts my current relationships with my friends, so badly.
But yeah. Recently I found out my closest friend was manipulated by people I also thought were my friends. They were blaming me for him staying up late at night, affecting his study for uni and such. The thing is I've told them that I worry about him staying up as late as he does, and I've told him to go to bed multiple times because I care about his health, but he wants to stick around and talk with me.
In the end my 2 'friends' basically talked him into breaking off the friendship we had for ages. It really hurt to see it happen.
There is a lot more to share to this story, as you could probably tell, but I don't think I'm up to typing a novel, kek.
>Kirino
Ah, fug it claiming again.
>>691080538
Great to see you Fubuki!
I got to sleep now, but enjoy your time here.
trying to find my flash drive
how is everyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
also, why is there a ponyfag here?
>>691080775
>not allowed on /a/
>claimed western waifu
>Why isn't this on /a/?
I wonder why he didn't post on /a/
>>691080238
OH SHIT ITS THE ROBIT
>>691080232
Its spooky as fuck man.
>If you ever tell anyone the next time is without lube
Jokes on you im already a faggot, you are the one who loses out. Just like you lose your overwatch games
>>691080271
OH FUCK, wait how did we end up with different claims then?
>>691080568
I mean, you could cache captchas and set it to auto-dump if you have 4chanX, or you know you could get scripts.
>>691080782
Since yesterday. Probably will end in about an hour because I need to get a life.
>>691080238
eyy thats my waifu...
Best type moon claimed.
>>691080238
only waifu for me tbh
also can the dude obsessing over Ryuko Matoi stop posting like 18 pictures of her every thread? If we wanted that many pictures of her we would have consulted google.
>>691080907
why not?
>>691080951
2sophisticated4me
>>691079839
Yeah you're right, they could even have it. It's not that much of an usual flavor but it may make you double-take for a split second.
>>691080040
It's just not for everyone. Woah, you ok there m8? Committing an awful amount of heresy.
>>691079940
It's a never ending cycle. Yeah then to me it seems rude to just stop in the middle of it.
>Best idol claimed
Claiming the cutest and the meaniest waifu.
>>691080904
Goodnight. Sleep well and restful, please.
>Fubuki
>Rattle
>>691081036
you already know why there shouldn't be
>>691081036
you're literally implying you obsess over a horse
please go back to /mlp/
>>691080644
It was obvious!
>>691080773
Mizore a cute.
>Mizore also an itch.
>>691081002
>That cosplay
If it weren't for me already cam fagging a pic in the last thread, I'd brag about mine. Oh well.
>>691081089
It's red raspberry, right?
>>691080443
>Hunter into DK
>Literal hitler.
>>691080773
I was when I was 12, now I'd say it's a 50 50 chance. People ask for more so, maybe.
>Claiming akagi
Hey everyone
>>691081176
it's exactly what i'm doing
thanks for understanding
>>691081176
thank u based squidward waifu
>>691081090
woof woof
>>691080979
i don't mind it, gives me shit to fap to.
>>691081309
>literally this autistic
Global rule 15
>>691081190
I wanted a tank! Bite me.... actually, you would. Sue me!
>>691081190
I would ask to see some pics but i need fap material and i cant get hard for guys
Sorry
>>691081309
Good things mods are fat lazy faggots or else you would get everyone banned
>>691081188
>Itch
Not yet but soon.
>>691081309
mah ponigga
>>691081424
is this thread strictly for waifus from chinese cartoons?
>>691080818
>>691081036
>>691081309
>>691081486
do mods not exist anymore?
Claimed
>>691081581
they're busy jerking off and selling NSA our data
>>691081575
no but horses belong on /mlp/
this is for humanoid or partially humanoid characters
at the very least if you're going to post rainbowdash as a waifu can you at least use the one that has a humanoid appearance?
>>691081089
Im not ok. Once i was 10 min into one of the albums i was just dead on the inside.
>wakemeup.jpg
>>691081424
>>691081581
Dude, stop projecting, we are already breaking Global 13 not to mention obsessing over animated females.
Don't get me wrong, 2 dimentional girls are superior to 3DPD.
I really don't get why everyone gets so uppity over the ponyfags.
They're not misbehaving beyond the pony thing.
They'll get banned regardless of how much of a fuss you do or don't kick up.
![Kirino [339].png](https://i.imgur.com/th8OyZB.png "Kirino [339].png")
>>691081623
My fucking nigger.
>>691081581
>>691081424
>>691081176
>>691081036
makes me proud to say all these are different people
>>691081459
>Bite me
A little masochist hmmm?~
>>691081462
No I get it, I probably wouldn't post any anyway.
Also 12yo pics of me would be illegal.
>Claim
>>691081677
>at the very least if you're going to post rainbowdash as a waifu can you at least use the one that has a humanoid appearance?
yeah, will do next time
>>691080745
kek, have fun with you DD
>>691080773
How do i use it then!?
>>691080901
yeah same here, its going to take too long just to type up one sob story out of the dozens i got. I'm permanently scarred from it since i cant really trust people, especially in this day and age. and my brothers dont help me out either. i ended up having slight depression in jr high, then it kicked up at around highschool 2nd year. and it stopped in college 1st year when i realized that i dont give any more fucks.
But if any of them ever truly need help i'll be willing to help them out.
>>691080926
because stealing doesnt happen?
>>691081089
yeah i cant just say. "cool" and then kinda just leave them hanging like that. i feel the need to be respectful and respond back
>>691081188
It was not! i didnt signature it or anything!
What time is it? im tired. i might sleep soon...
>>691081575
What is this?!
A pony?!
No it's for anything BUT >>>/mlp/ trash.
Now fuck off heretic
>>691081696
to be fair I think people in a thread related mostly to animated females aren't wanting to see animated horses, but that's just my guess
also claimed
>>691081763
You know i didnt want those
I will be back to talk about this later now i gotta focus on my dick and how to make it cum
>>691080745
>Dank dungeons
He'll yeah, was playing that like an hour ago.
>>691080238
OP there are more than enough threads of this get your ass to /h/
>>691081459
lets get a tank? i know a guy...
>ika
>>691080773
I have casual conversation all the time, but that might be because we agree on almost everything. He gets triggered easily yeah but that's also pretty amusing to me. But I get your point and yes, in a way he is a different something from the rest
>>691080782
Sorry, you're going to the smelter
>>691080926
>Jokes on you im already a faggot
slut
>Just like you lose your overwatch games
I don't know what you're talking about
>>691081176
Squidward bringing the heat
>>691081575
We generally abolish 3D, ponies and furries
>>691081703
I think most people are afraid that if we allow it once, it'll attract more ponyfags. Such an infux of ponyfags would be really bad for the wellbeing of /waifu/
Also heresy
>>691081914
stop complaining
a waifu is a waifu
>>691081925
Ponies are trash, but one should look at himself before casting jusgement and curretly we are avatarfagging, so we are breaking the rules as well.
>>691082122
Wat. you changed name?
>>691081025
Hey its them.
>>691081853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfqhXVN5jaU
>
>>691082028
>We generally abolish 3D, ponies and furries
where does it say like that? i don't see these rules in OP's post
>>691082100
not this shit again
someone post a helicopter as their waifu
>>691082100
Ok. You have a board called /mlp/ completely for yourselves. Why come to this thread?
>>691082100
>a waifu is a waifu
AN ANIMAL CANNOT BE A WAIFU
THAT'S LIKE MARRYING A DOG
Now, back away heretic. I don't want to get scum on my outfit
>>691082219
Hey it's legs
>>691082171
I'm too lazy to copy my trip, so this'll have to do for my lazy ass while i'm posting from my laptop.
THE GRIND IS OVER FINALLY
Nagisa, I just want to have a happy family, and live my life
>>691081926
Ask anything any time. I've answered questions about it before in secrets threads.
>>691082100
The point is you have an entire board to yourself. Stay over there man, we're already. Breaking one rule, the faggots on /b/ don't want to see ponies here, you bring attention to us that we don't want.
>>691080818
>>691081036
>>691081309
>>691081486
>>691081575
>>691081772
>>691082100
>>691082219
https://youtu.be/w1BqM1mWLac
:^)
>>691082100
But ponies ate the niggers of 4chan.
Segregation exists on here, that's why you have your own board and stay there.
>>691082219
>rocks, dripping water, more rocks
kek, is that really the game?
>>691082348
so... you just added a namefag to your laptop? what about your uhh, whatever you were using?
anyone wonna fuck around with an email? heres the email and password
[email protected]
Wowujo3
send nudes plz
>>691082028
Think so? All the ponyfags that've been in waifu are all reasonably chill people. We've got more autistic fucks than most ponies anyways.
Vinyl was always cool enough, and i think we had another pony that was posting frequently. Can't recall the name.
>>691082224
because i just use a copypasta.
>>691082521
*are
>>691082339
>posting that pic
You are the greatest moon
>>691082550
No but thats how you feel like mostly while playing it
>>691081188
I remember the bottle be much darker. It was some type of dark berry. Not I'm not sure, it was a berry though.
>>691081623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF-xdiL7Nr0
I love Joel.
>>691081694
>10 mins
Please go listen to some Aesop, Kendrick, Logic, etc. You need to be purified.
>>691081853
Exactly. Then as you said before it kinda prolongs the conversation sometimes it just turns into exchanging the same words over and over.
>>691082481
Kek
>>691082550
Fine, give me a minute.
>>691081853
>You are low key implying your waifu is better
I see what you are doing you little sneak. I cant say i hate it though, pretty good reply
>>691082028
>slut
Only for people who helped me with my ohayou stuff
Dont lie, i know you are on a losing streak in overwatch
>>691082681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r00ikilDxW4
mmm,
i saw music so i came
>>691082681
>Be and Not
Should be being and now
>>691082269
im fine with heli waifus as long as theyre 2d
>>691082286
/mlp/ is cancer
and i just wanted to claim my waifu
>>691082294
it's a talking animal
>>691082673
Heya yume
>im megumin. Got stolen. Now im akagi
>>691082681
I need a DEEP cleansing, im going for the DOOM
>>691082822
>changing waifu
HERESY
E
R
E
S
Y
>>691082820
It's heresy is what it is
Happy now Mr. NS police?
>>691082820
at least be productive if your gonna stay here
no one can force you to do anything.
though you are filled to the brim with heresy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbkF-15ObM
>>691082912
Hello Yume
>>691082820
h e r e s y
>>691082912
I don't really care. That guy posed me off. Rolling 5million times to get trips. Was too tired
>>691082673
lol, what kind of game is it?
>>691082681
yeah, i dont want to be rude and leave you hanging dude. theres got to at least be closure.
>should we stop?
>>691082749
No, you dont need to, i was just asking is all.
>>691082757
no i wasnt! im just saying that we arent rule breakers is all.
>>691082936
whatever
>>691083012
how can i be productive in a waifu claiming thread? did i missed something?
>>691082978
you didnt need to...
>>691082224
Because it's not a rule, it's the general mentality
There are some exceptions e.g. captain and former hand-kun
>>691082594
I personally couldn't give two fucks about horsefuckers.
I'm just trying to explain why people get so triggered over this
>>691082757
>Only for people who helped me with my ohayou stuff
Bend over bby
>on a losing streak in overwatch
I actually won my last 4 games
People can't handle the bae
>>691082822
THIS. IS. HERESY
>Megumin
But it's expected heresy
>>691083034
h o r s e
>>691083095
Killing yourself is productive
>>691083095
No.
But your parents did.
They missed the chance to abort you
>>691082820
>/mlp/ is cancer
W-What?
Is this bait?
![Syndra [64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kp4efHp.jpg "Syndra [64].jpg")
Am i allowed to claim my own custom waifu?
>>691083275
>Mizore is a ponyassgot
>>691083282
Screw you
>>691083236
anus annihilated
survivors: 0
>>691083042
The legs are looking good...
maybe I don't pay attention to it if we find a good outcome for both off us.
>>691083050
Rougelike dungeon crawler.
>>691083282
i dont see a name so i call bs
kys
>>691083095
yes, you missed the whole point of these threads.
its not to just claim an agrue, though that is fun
its to converse, make a... well, identity for yourself. it seems stupid now i'm typing this out but yea, its to converse and avatar fag so you may make friends and be a member of this society.
i seem to have taken the role of music-fag, though im a tattoo artist, and everyone knows this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a4ZHm0PLJg
try to be nice, we're all going to hell and will be cats
>>691083173
then i'll go right after you
>>691083236
what a shame :(
>>691083275
no, i'm serious
this board is fucking awful
filled with retarded generals, shitposters and trigger-happy mods
>>691081763
I saw that one coming.
>>691081853
>Obvious
>>691082005
U wot
>>691082681
Huh, odd.
>>691080901
you have telegram?
>Fubuki
>>691083288
her names serah btw
>>691083435
OOOO LOOK A RARE EVENT
I WROTE SOMETHING LONG
>>691080818
>>691081036
>>691081309
>>691081486
>>691081575
>>691081772
>>691082820
>>691082100
>>691083095
>>691083440
/Mlp/ on my/b/! Fuck out a here.
>>691083440
>this board is fucking awful
why are you here then
>>691083440
A shame you're still alive
>>691083385
What would be a good outcome for you
>>691083385
ooo, im interested. ill check it out later
>>691083442
what gave it away though!
nothing! nothing.
>>691083236
kek
>>691083340
kek
>>691083282
Shouldn't you be dead by now?
>>691083435
pic related explains what these threads are all about pretty well
It doesn't cover everything though
>Akiko
>>691083050
na, we are all trouble makers. Im pretty sure you were implying some stuff squid. I got me eye on you
>>691083109
>Bend over bby
Woah woah woah, lets save the rp for the discord
>People can't handle the bae
The mei bae?
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>691083390
Im having computer troubles right now and im posting from phone.
If you want,i can get someone to coonfirm me
>>691083486
hier-res
>>691083657
S C R E W Y O U
Well. This has been a boring night.
>>691082778
A classic, thanks for reminding me of this.
>>691082844
Godspeed you glorious bastard.
>>691083050
I mean you seem like a nice person to talk to but at the moment we don't have much to discuss, maybe you're right.
>>691083442
Gotta get my flavors straight.
>>691083435
welp, it's hard to do these things when everyone's flippin their shit over a pictureof a cartoon horse
i just wanted to stay here for a moment and casually talk about some stuffcbut seems it's not really possible
>>691083586
see above
>>691083641
Mei is bae
Playing a pretty mean Genji as well lately. I've finally gotten the hang of animation cancelling and stringing his combos
>>691083800
Kill yourself to make it more entertaining for us
>>691083800
Better than police sirens and firework like over here.
>>691082912
Fat thighs. Back to the loch with you, Nessie.
>>691083657
I've always seen you starting these threads. Why are people saying you should be dead? (>>691083640)
>inb4 newfag
but new to /mai/
>>691083888
Tracer > Mei
Shrimp get!
>>691083340
A ponyfag said it.
That's why I'm so confused.
>>691083440
It's a board made by and for ponyfags.
>You guys are for the majority, retarded, cancerous, and triggered easily.
If mlp isn't a social expiriment, I don't know what is.
>>691083442
You like it tho~
>Mizore
>>691083976
/thread
>>691084013
Wat?
>>691084015
>by ponyfags
no, just no. it's bullshit. it's a containment board.
>>691083571
>
>>691083641
nah m8, i aint implying shit. yeah there you go thats what i meant, we are rule breakers thats why we're on /b/ right?
>>691083657
nah, im a lazy fucker. ill let it slide for now.
>>691083800
live stream death. go
>>691083808
thanks . you too, it seems we should end. today just lacks subject. maybe tomorrow would be better.
>>691083640
ooo, i forgot that happened
it doesnt cover alot but it explains these threads in the most basic form
>>691083808
np man
im listening to kinda old stuff rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opDB5bY3YCg
>>691083860
it is possible, if you use her human form or whatever it is.
you see we're already breaking a few global rules and im suprised we have survived this long but we dont like pushing it as we could all get banned (since mods arent always nice, though can be)
we're just trying to stay safe basicly
>>691083640
These aren't as unique as you would think.
With the tripfag finder you could find a lot others just like these ones. There's also Tripfag circlejerks on nearly every board, like /mu/, /v/, obviously /vg/ and even /a/ and /jp/.
It's just a circlejerk, a dime a dozen for all anyone cares.
>>691084115
I just got speedslut, in the game.
![Kirino [277].png](https://i.imgur.com/QC1iFXx.png "Kirino [277].png")
>>691083459
Yeah I do, I'm assuming you want to chat?
I'm fine with that
@KirinoKousaka
>>691084013
>
>>691083109
Fair i suppose.
>>691083606
Legs obviously
>>691083627
>If only treasure could staunch the flow of... Otherworldly corruption...
And the most important line in the whole game:
>Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
>>691084181
Gratz! That was pretty quick, were you using her recipes?
/thread
>>691084162
heh
>>691083808
Good night sweet prince
>>691083888
>Genji
You've gone full weeb on me, ill miss you friend. Ill never forget youuuuuuuuuuu
>>691084143
Fuck yea, im gonna still not sleep and go eat ice cream at 6 in the morning
Im gonna head out for a bit, see you guys later
>>691084141
>Tinfoil hat.
The mods there are ponyfags and the anons who use 4chan do have a say in how the site is run. They can talk to mods and email hiroshimoot all they want, petitions and shot have come and gone, most failing, but the fact /mlp/ has its own board shows that people listen.
>>691084282
Just the normal rare destroyer recipe, I also got Zuihou on my first cv roll.
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>691083790
k
>>691083975
Kill yourself and find out why
>>691084416
No.
>>691083976
Nice try
>>691083975
It's just a prank bro
>>691083976
>>691084055
>
>>691084149
It's a good explanation for people who don't know what circlejerks are about
>>691084162
pretty much, but it's a good response to people who want to know what this thread is about in a nutshell
>>691084236
You shouldn't get too worked up over this anyway. Let the newfags pour their rage over the ponies
>>691084433
I'm too far gone now (24 hours Genji)
I am beyond saving
Ryūjin no ken o kurae!
>>691084458
Sounds fun, when? :^)
>>691084437
There's nothing tinfoil about it being a containment board, considering there's a rule literally containing it, what next you're going to say /vp/ and /vg/ aren't containment boards either?
>>691084149
i'll try another time then
thanks for understanding and not calling me names in the first place
now im outta here
>>691084015
Uh huh...
>>691084246
Thought so
>>691084559
Nope
>>691084446
Are you serious? I didn't get Zuihou yet and she is one of my favourite ships. I felt played a bit yesterday because whenever I need to manage my time better I always pick up old games I had already quit from.
>>691084559
Kill yourself not even samefag.
>>691084688
My nigga clover app too.
>>691084559
Hmm? Worked up? Not at all. I just was curious what the rational was.
Also, i'm convinced they ninja buffed tracer. Her gun feels so much stronger lately.
>>691084559
that is true, but it still only scrapes the surface
i think we have our own lore now
>>691084603
auf wiedersehen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrCDdm2yjXY
>>691084246
overconfidence kills all, ive learned that enough with dark souls. ill check it out later.
>>691084433
fucking shit you scared me, i thought it was 6 here.
guys, im tired. its almost 4am. im going to sleep. goodnight all.
>ika
>update: ill wait for next thread.
>>691084574
Why would I want boring green letters when I can have shiny Red letters?
>>691084891
good point but
>>691084613
It's the truth.
>>691084891
>>691084964
how does one have red letters?
