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Shittly describe a game
Cont

>gets harder weekely
>lots or cities to play
>where are my bridges?
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>>691072551
Civ?

> world is fucked up
> ask God to stop fucking up world
> God gets pissed and fucks the world up even harder
> go to the sun and beat God's six-faced ass
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Shoot stuff
Shitty sequals
No russian
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>>691073253
Call of Battle Halo Duty Field: Gears of Star Wars Deluxe Edition
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>>691072991
NO
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>>691074231
Calm your tits there, capslock
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>have clubhouse
>bring little black kids there
>friend beats the shit out of the niglets
>bring black person there
>instantly spreads a disease killing everyone in the clubhouse
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>>691074336
Why can't you try harder anon?
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>>691072551
Cities Skylines
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>ship
>shiny important minerals for hummuns
>zap'd
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badger shreds ussr
hold to lock on shadow
recycle everything
hint: oh shit fury
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>>691072991
asuras wrath?
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>kingarthur.jpg
>run around with a red-headed Peter Dinklage and and a cunt
>fight lots of monsters
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>>691074376
Only thing that clubhouse brings to mind is Mickey mouse I got no clue /b/ro
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>>691074431
Why don't you try period on mine?

You were all

> dunno
> me brain hurt

Then proceeded with yours.

Anno 2205
Age of Empires
Sim City

There. Satisfied?
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>>691074643
I like your logic. The game I'm talking about also uses primarily Hindu Gods.

Couple more hints

> Mantra grid
> turn icons
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> move to boonies w/ uncle and cousin
> people get murdered
> go inside of TVs
> "You're not me!"
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>>691074897
Persona 4. Too easy
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>>691074897
persona 4?
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Girl turns into fighter jet to blow up man made planet
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>pew pew pew
>free stuff
>pew pew pew at crazy people
>more free stuff
>villain dies
>pew pew pew big ass monster in alien weapon storage
>big ass monster drops shitty items
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>>691074501
>>691074718

No.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Wrong.

You are in the right path tho
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>>691074678
Here's answer
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>>691074376
lmao easy mgs V

remove kiokongo
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>>691075136
Is it a old Nintendo game I think I remember something like that
>>
Should be kind of easy

beat up school kids and buy excalibur to save your girlfriend.
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>>691075136
Guardian Legend
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>>691075637
Yes, correctamundo.
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>>691075514
..Bully?
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>>691075637
That's what it was called! I couldn't remember for the life of me
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>>691075140
that sounds like boringlands to me
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>>691075841
>>691075712
Used to play that game a lot as a kid. Still have the cartridge of it.
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>>691075747
nope. think more japan
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>>691075200
Tropico? Populous?
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Dungeons
RNG
Lagging
Lost experience
>Fucking mad
>>
>>691075951
Wrong. Wrong.

+tip:
>colors
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game makes you wish for a nuclear winter
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>>691076079
ultima online?
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>older than dust
>WoW for old, old fags
>impossible to find a spot for a house
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you play as nintendo characters, the mario franchise
you race in these go karts on levels
there are stupid items and the game isn't actually fun
it's called super mario kart
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>>691074376
MGS5
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>be a nigger
>go home
>nigger cop steals your drug money because he's a nigger
>go on long ass revenge mission
>have the chance to kill him multiple times but don't, because you're a dumb nigger
>seriously you dumb
>you the niggest
>>
that bi guy kills the boss eventually
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>>691076161
was about to post
>older than dust
>WoW for old, old fags
>impossible to find a spot for a house
till i saw you already guessed it :(
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>>691076235

Super Mario Kart?
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>>691076186
>>691076411
internet fuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>691074533
Starflight for Sega?
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>>691076428
Not bad, first try. Have you played this before?
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>>691076235
lugis mansien
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>>691076352
GTA San Andreas?
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>>691076352
grand theft nigger, san nigger
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>>691076411
You did post that....
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>>691072551
Hitman?
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You shoot people in the kneecaps and eat eggs.
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>>691076555
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>>691076161
Nope.

>>691076186
Dark Age of Camelot
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>>691076119
Clearly I have no fucking idea. And that tip doesn't help me
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>>691076079
diablo
>>
You b a cow
You b partyin a lot
Trade with groundhogs for dank shit
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>>691076636
Nope
>>
>>691072551
Sim city
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>>691076566
Wrong.

+tips:
>geometric forms
>minimalist
>>
>You are Joshua
>Set in a futuristic Seattle
>You shoot guns and hack the Matrix.

Not the Matrix.
>>
Abducted.
One may have died(fml)
Lost paper with "saves".
Lit own Goddamn home on fire...
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>>691076555
Checkem
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>>691076524
>>691076522
Correct you are
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>>691076694
Nope.

+tips:
>rivers
>not an old game at all
>>
>crowbars
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>>691076513
where's loogii's shoes?
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>>691076741
Lost vikings
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>existential skeleton quest
>end of an era
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>>691072991
Fuck this, I'm going to sleep. My game is this:

Digital Devil Saga 2
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>WTF lives in your backpack?
>Evil witch becomes hot if you die.
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>>691076874
Sim river
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people with way too many belts and zippers fight each other.

hint: not final fantasy.
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Camo
Wall hacks
No recoil
>Fucking suits....
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>>691076649
Barnyard the video game?
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>>691077053
Banjo Kazooie. Too easy
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>>691076958
Half life
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>>691076975
correct
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>>691076727
Deus Ex?
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>>691077053
Banjo Kazooie
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>>691076588
>>691075514


anyone wanna take a gamble at these?
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Listen!
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>>691077114
You got it
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>>691077125
baaaammm
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>>691077258
OOT
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>>691077258
OoT
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>>691077119
>>691077170
Yup, thought I'd start out easy since it didnt seem like anybody was getting correct guesses. Harder now, guess this.

>Big tit blond gf is killed by gang.
>You and your bro kick ass all day.
>Great music for its time.
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>>691076588
Some Fallout?
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>>691077055
Wrong.

+tips:
>transportation game
>conect points

If that tips aren't enough, i will tell.
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>>691072551
Mini Metro Faggit
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>want some rye?
>course ya do
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>never trust clowns
>especially if they reveal their face, and become the outro
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>>691077374
>>691077394
Exactly. Was an easy one tho.
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>>691077433
Had to google that, faggot?
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>>691077062
Kingdom Hearts
>>
Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!
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>>691077553
in retrospect it can apply to this game too, so, you're not wrong. butt not the game i was thinking of.
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>>691074671
Baldurs gate?
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>hold onto lightning bolt until just before big jump
>>
>get new abilities by snek waifu
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>>691077559
Katawa shoujo?
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>>691076588
Is this an elder scrolls reference?
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>>691077158
Nope, but was Deus Ex set in Seattle?... anyway, and older Sega game (I think it was also released for snes). Please keep guessing its one of my favorites and nobody ever guesses.

>You hire yourself out to earn money, you go on "runs" to extract high value targets, or steal documents from large corporations.
>The guard dogs are a bitch and come out of nowhere.
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>>691077636
MGQ
>>
>find robot
>enemies appear and one is Egyptian dog god robot
>you are not the first
>eventually get most badass gigantic laser cannon in any game but it takes years to fire it.
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>>691077732
Figured that would be too obvious.
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>>691077470
Payday?
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>>691077681
nope
>>691077666
nope
>>691077429
nope
>>
>>691077071
CS
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>>691077795
>outro
>in payday
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>>691077406
Guess it bros, some of you played this. First player wears blue. Can be played 2 player.
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>>691072551
>form cluster of cities
>band together under a larger governing body
>conquer all that stand in your way
expansion releases
>yellowish horsemen from the east
>fuck
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>>691077865
Double dragon
>>
>You fly a little spaceship in mines
>Lots of weapons to choose from
>24 levels
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>>691077516
'Fraid Not pal
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>>691077737
URF
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>>691077827
Never played. Just gave the clown thing a shot.
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>>691077865
you said killed not kidnapped so it can't be double dragon.
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>>691077612
The World ends with You?
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>>691077865
Streets of rage or some shiet, don't remember exactly but it was here many times
>>
> fresh meat in SAS
> get on boat
> boat sink
> next mission
> save ruski informant
> oshitnightvision
> go back in time, blow off someone's arm
> man not ded
> Trail of events lead to shit storm
> "what kind of a name is shampoo?"
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>>691077966
nope.

hint: it's a vs fighter.
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>>691077943

Nope. I'll narrow it for you; was a ps2 game. Robot name started with a j.
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>>691078046
Ah don't play many fighter games, you got me there bud
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>>691078040
Call of duty remastered?
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>>691076588
This was RE4 btw.
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>>691078040
Cock off Doody: Modirn GayFuckStooped
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>>691078159
Nailed it, imo best cod there was...
>>
>>691078040

That sounds like cawd 4
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>>691077960
And it is not. But you are very close. Billy and Jimmy Lee, they kick ass. Its a sequel. Ok nevermind yeah you got it buts its Double Dragon 2
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>>691078224
You too, bang on
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>>691077470
Tip:
>the more you wear your fingers out, the sooner to max level it is, not how tough the enemies are
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>>691077905
you got it. Double Dragon 2 The Revenge.
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>>691075514


hint: BARF!!!
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>>691077968
Nope, it was already guessed. Double Dragon 2.
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>>691078262
>>691078159
>>691078224
>>691078262

I'm starting to think my description was proper good yeah?
>>
>play game
>get autism
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>>691078465
Minecraft
>>
>>691078465
minecraft

or eve, eve is slightly more autistic though.
>>
>Can't go outside because radioactive
>Forced to live in monster infested holes in the ground
>superbadass role model as kid gets eaten by tall niggermonster outside and sends you on a long ass adventure to tell his buddies the niggermonsters must die
>Blyat

Bonus points
>Buy a hooker whose boyfriend then knocks you out and robs you
>>
>>691078568
metro

we all blyat now.
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>>691072551
>shittly
more like
>ITT: be an illiterate fuck
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>>691078120
It's not a gundam game, is it?
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>>691078610
Very good.
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>>691072551
kkk
>>
>>691078465
I would say Second Life, but that game requires Autism before you're allowed to play
>>
ITS NOT MAGIC, IT IS MITOCHONDRIA!
>>
>be the last of your kind
>sidekick is a toaster
>badass guns
>>
>>691078568
Is he eaten in the game? He survived in the books
>>
>>691077031
MediEvil?
>>
>>691076727
Shadowrun?
>>
>>691076727
>>691077687
You guys can guess Double Dragon but cant get this one? Somebody played it.

>Gain Karma
>Earn Nuyen
>>
>>691078802
BILL NYE SIMULATOR 2019
>>
>>691077062

Skullgirls?
>>
>In a world where warfare never stops
>No seriously, we are always killing something
>Crazy mutated motherfuckers to the north
>Mentally handicap violent greenbeans to the south
>Pissed off midgets who hold grudges always telling you to get the fuck off their lawn
>Suddenly, Football.
>>
>>691078883
Yup nevermind my last post, you got it.
>>
>>691078666
Nope, it's a bit of an obscure game
And checked. Let me know if you want to know what it is.

One more hint, the pilots of the mechs are called runners.
>>
>>691078802
Biocock?
>>
n00b round:
>hats

medium difficulty:
>boss had corn for teeth

hard mode:
>burning trash barrels
>>
>>691078952
way too few belts and too much big bands
>>
>>691078821
In the game it is extremely strongly suggested that he died. Infact it shows him dying.

Books are good but this is game thread.
>>
>>691072551
Any of the 6 Sid Meyers Civilization games?
>>
I don't remember the name of the game, or much of the game itself, which makes for a shitty description. Please help.
>Ps2 game
>Start game with not much
>Near beginning somehow end up ruling over a kingdom
>I think a sword had something to do with it
>jrpg
>>
>>691078814
Borderlandz
>>
>>691072551
>Travel through time
>Cut people's faces off and wear them
>crushed by celestial bodies
>>
>avoid walls
>each level is a shape
>seizure is possible
>>
>>691079041
I know, I was just curious
>>
>be with my girl
>ninja dude comes flying and steals my girl
>start killing hundreds of them
>consume dots, colors change everywhere
>im high af
>dudes spit fire
>wtf is going on
>>
>>691077062
King of Fighters or Marvel vs Capcom?
>>
>>691079028
nope
>>691078922
i can see how you would think so, but no.

>>691077559
>>691075514
>>691078424

godspeed on solving those
>>
>>691079079
shining force?
>>
>You solve puzzles
>Your GF is kidnapped.
>Can "an hero" if you fuck up a puzzle too bad
>>
>>691079103
super hexagon
>>
>>691079144
also, from the same category
>be a little kid
>feed sweets to animals until they fall asleep
>wear theirs skin
>>
>>691078953
I would say any 40k game...but football?
>>
>>691079189
nope. think more ANIME inspired.
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>>691072551

>cancerous fanbase
>unbalanced as fuck
>broken as fuck
>
>>
>>691079094
katamari?
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>>691079240
Nope, it was less pixelly for final fantasy level graphics. Thanks for the try though
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>>691079259
Correct
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>>691079285
Ahhh. You are SOOO close.
>>
>>691079335
Overwatch
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>>691079090
Nope, go back about 5 years
>>
>>691078953
Duke Nukem?
>>
>boring ranch
>7/10 chick
>gets kidnapped
>woof woof
>>
>>691079335
overwatch and league of legends, both fit perfectly.
>>
>>691079310
Oh shit it's Guilty Gear....
>>
>>691079023
Zone of the Enders? Never played the game but I watched some of the show.
>>
>>691077062
Blazblu
>>
>>691079434
Nope
>>
>You have 2 swords
>One guy in your party only fucking kicks shit.
>Gamecube game, was 2 disks long.
>>
>>691079406
Blood bowl 40k? I don't know the exact name.
>>
>>691077432
Factorio
>>
>ur an duck
>u shoot ducks
>>
>>691079440
correct, i also would of accepted Smash bros
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>>691079360
naw, mang.
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>>691078953
I dont fucking know, but I want to play it.
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>>691079515
It's just Blood Bowl. Good job anon. Didn't think anyone would get that.
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>>691078953
Sure it was advanced wars till football
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>>691079556
So it's some sort of.... Duck Game
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>>691079462
Yep, it was an excellent game, although I only got my hands on the second one. One of my favs. Kudos to you.
>>
>Racing robots with wheels for hands
>Tricks for boost
>ps2
>Strangely attracted to car girls
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>>691079613
Another Anon got it. Blood Bowl.
>>691078953
>>
>>691079456
Damn skippy it is guilty gear. blazblue would have been accepted as well because they are basically interchangeable.

>>691078953
mutant league football?

idk man
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>>691079508
LOTR?
>>
>>691079440
>>691079557
i laffed
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>>691079592
>>691079684
Again, Blood Bowl
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>>691076130
Fallout: new vegas?
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>>691079751
yes
>>
>a lot of water
>big bird
>even more water
>underwater country
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>>691079795
the shit zelda?
>>
An easy one
>take photos
>zombies
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>>691076119
black and white? i have no fucking idea
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>>691079795
bio shock infinite
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>>691079795
Wind Waker
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>>691079666
I know what this but i don't know what its called. Its made by the same guy who made god of war
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>>691079847
frank west the movie the game 2 rising phoenix edition capcom exclusive dlc only
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>>691078814
Mass Effect?
>>
>>691078814
Mega Man
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>>691079862
Correct. >>691079841
I know u mean WW but fuck you that game kicked ass
>>
>Devil steals my bitch
>No more armor
>Wait, I have to play it twice?
>>
> explore a huge ass basement.
> items makes me deformed.
> goal: kill mom.
>>
>He's not crazy
>You don't die
>He's not crazy
>You don't die
>He's not crazy
>He dies
>>
Goddammit why are my men running away for no reason? We were winning the battle!

Also, 2005.
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>>691079440
stop posting your shit waifu.
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>>691076481
Wrongo
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>>691079959
binding of isaac
>>
>>691079959
binding of isaac
>>
>>691079959
Binding of Isis
>>
>>691079780
I love the reference. NCR soldier line.
>>
>>691072551
>Franchise hyper segway
>Now I'm a clone with elves instead of foxes
>I have two personalities.meme
>Still collect eggs
>>
>>691079941
I know a lot of people love it, I just don't see it. i am too edgy and need my 666 cool tpp zelda i guess.

>>691079957
ghosts and goblins

>>691079959
binding of isac
>>
>Fly ship that looks like that "2001 Space Odyssey" ship. (That movie sucked dirty cock btw)
>Gather materials from distant planets, sell for ship upgrades.
>Fucking easy to get lost in space, not exactly open world, but large world.
>Strange ship you encounter asks if you are God.
>Weird ass game, that I never really understood.
>>
>>691079883
Yah. Here's another
>leave point a
>shoot monsters
>reach point b
>leave point a
>shoot monsters
>reach point b
>leave point a
>shoot monsters
>escape
>>
>>691077406
Dubba Dragin
>>
>fps
>lots of whiplash
>blue AoE whiplash
>stasis
> +500 Meatgrinder
>>
>>691080117
Chakan?
>>
>come out in the 80s.
>last good game was on the snes.
>finally catch up to ps3 capabilities in 2016.
>everyone creams their jeans.
>seriously, it's overrated.
>>
>>691079983
Probably Total war but I dont know which one, Napoleon maybe?
>>
>>691080077
>>691079957
Yup
>>
>>691078802
Parasite Eve
>>
>>691080183
Rome, but close enough.
>>
>>691080117
that could be almost any tripple A game made in the last 20 years.

but, gears of war? halo? duke nukem forever?
>>
>>691080153
Nope
>>
>>691079913
>>691079930

Nope. Did nobody own a ps2 in this thread? This is an easy one.
>>
>>691080162
earthbound
>>
>>691080119
yup, was already guessed, but yup
>>
>Die a lot
>Drink orange juice
>Freudian allegories
>>
>>691080229
Nope. Escaping would probably be the big clue.
>>
>>691080095
Now I'm curious, someone better solve it
>>
>>691078814
Ratchet and Clank :P
>>
>>691078814
ratchet and clank
>>
>>691080258
I owned a PS2, but I couldn't tell you what game it is.
>>
Ok anons. Hard one this time.

>Right after big ass war
>You are sent by a huge organization to go check on these locals because they be talkin bout monsters and shit
>arrive at train-station, town is rundown shithole
>Nearby castle with some German jerkoff stroking himself to its history
>People in town all talking about missing girl who was town doc
>Go on wild adventures around town
>Hard ass puzzles everywhere
>Most of the game you are trying to remember shit
>Travel to monsters house in mountains
>He tries to trap you there
>You escape and eventually get back to town

>End of game turns out doctor girl you were looking for is working with the monster
>You sacrifice yourself for no fucking reason to kill monster
>Kills bitch, monster lives
>End
>>
>>691080264
Earthbound was out in the 90s.
>>
>>691080212
fuck yes i love you anon.
>>
>>691080162
doom?
>>
>>691080288
Dark Souls
>>
>retarded movie made into game
>cat as a silencer
>>
>>691077466
RETURN TO ZORK!!!
>>
>Village burned down
>fuck those guys
>Wait, it's shapeshifters pretending to be "those guys"
>strange vision
>Mark on hand
>Turn into the "juggernaut"
>>
>princess taken by devil
>get hit, get naked
>but it was an illusion the whole time
>childhood rage
>>
>>691080368
who is this chick you keep posting and why does she have retarded rabbit ears.
>>
>>691080221
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>
>Supposed to be spiritual succesor but is a fuckup
>Lots of people donated money on the kickstarter
>hahahaha what idiots
>>
>anthropomorphic tanks
>flying tanks
>shitty graphics
>historical tanks
>tank pokedex
>FLYING FUCKING TANKS
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>>691080386
Postal 2
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>this bitch is hot and i think she's into me
>oh nevermind, she got killed by aliens
>oh nevermind, she actually got resurrected AS an alien BY aliens
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>>691080419
Fucking ghosts and ghoblins
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>>691080425
dumbass ship girl from kantai collection
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>framed for crime and forced to clean up island.
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>>691080419
ghouls n' ghosts
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>>691080452
Next Car Game: Wreckfest or whatever it was
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>>691080386
Postal came out as a game first.
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>>691080419
>>691079957
>>691080077
Ghost's n' Goblins
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>>691080452
shroud of the avatar
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>>691080337
>>691080345
Yup
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>>691080452
Mighty Blunder Nein.
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>>691080489
nailed it!
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>>691080525
Lolno
>is made by someone who left crapcom
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>>691080563
Can't believe I forgot about those games. I loved those games.
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>>691080518
Mario sunshine
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>>691080477
war of the human tanks?

>>691080452
mighy number NOPE

>>691080298
to be fair the last thing you do in halo 1 is a big escape scene.
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>>691080452
Mighty no. 9
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>>691080565
Topkek
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>>691080494
Yes anon, you have tasted the devils ball sweat I can see.
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>>691080492
Starcraft?
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>>691080374
bingo!
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>>691080357
Wolfenstein?
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>>691080654
firebrand is a cunt, thank god i got to play him in demons crest. HA NOW IM THE CUNT, AND I HAVE ALL THE POWERS.
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>>691080117
Anyone figure my one out yet?
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>>691080612
Nope, is War of the Human Tanks even a game? Lol
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>hooded guy sells you guns but not ammo
>rural farmers hide single boxes of ammo in barrels
>you run from boulders but only twice
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>>691080686
yes
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>You play as girl who's mother died
>You can upgrade stats every week
>You can train for becoming a warlord
>Die by eating chocolate because you didnt learn anything about poison
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>>691080702
I was thinking this until the end. I don't think Blasko sacrifices himself IIRC.
>>
>>691080702
Nope. Old game, no combat. Puzzle game mainly.
>>
>>691080752
RE 4
>>
>>691080752
Resident evil, fuck do I know which one
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>>691080790
>>691080796

Well fuck, it all fit so perfectly.
We talkin old like text based?
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>>691080726
you bet it is anon.
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>>691080477
Anyone want to take a crack?

I'll give you another hint: PS2
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>drink juices
>kill yourself
>get killed by daughter
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>>691080117
Ok, it was left 4 dead
>>
>>691080909
I have to own this game now
>>
>>691080752
Resident evil 4 my man
>>
>>691080897
No, it's not textbased. You use to be able to free walk around the town. Animated.
Part 3 of a series.

Theres a shitty IPad port of it on steam thats point and click
>>
>>691080914
Radioshack infinity
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>>691080914
bioshit infinite.

god i hate that game. it killed the series.
>>
>>691080914
Biocock
>>
>Youre a wanderer
>choose your class
>die
>die
>die
>die
>die
>kill boss
>die
>die
>die
>>
>>691081063
bloodbourne
>>
>>691081063
Dark souls
>>
>>691081063
Dark Souls
>>
>it was a fishdream all along
>>
>>691081139
DING DING DING
>>
>tediously boring bullet hell
>700 tediously boring endings
>tumblrite "humor"
>>
>>691080911
Third hints: 2002 release, story mode features talking tanks
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>>691075514
>>691075918
>>691078424

Good luck anons

also

>>691077559
>>
Hard one.
You're automatically awesome for knowing.
>wake up in a cave
>collect new swords.
>boss in floating tower.
>>
>>691081187
Undertale
>>
>alone with princess
>strange voice
>13 enemies in the entire game
>light guides you
>>
>You play as a faceless man who owns a aquarium
>There is a talking fish who is voiced by that guy from star trek
>The two fish fuck and they make a weird frog thing
>?????
>>
>run around killing people
>medics give you aids
>>
>>691081175
Link's Awakening
>>
>>691081285
Shadow of the Cock
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Go to fix a ship, people are dead, dead people are alive and look weird, try not to get dead, everything breaks a lot.
>>
>>691081285
shadow of the colossus
>>
>*Sigh* these fuckers are at it again with the supernatural
>Gets sent back to castle for the same old bullshit
>Kills thousands, takes their super secrete weapons
>Kills demon prince
>Years later loose war
>World overtaken by enemy
>Fuck that shit up mayn
>Kill main bad guy who kills you with him.

(Game series)
>>
>>691081175
legend of zelda links awakening?

>>691081285
shadow of the colossus

>>691081286
seaman
>>
>Everything is black
>You escape from some weird spider thing
>Youre trying to rescue your sister
>>
>>691081285
Prince of yo mama
>>
Okay I got this
> start on a moon
> pew pew
> more pew pew
> even more pew pew
> die
> don't actually die
> more pew pew
>>
>dashing through the sands
>big ass godknowswhat that i just created is following me
>big creature smashes the ground
>everything dies
>orange and green laser shoots towards the sky
>collect lasers
>feel accomplished
>>
>>691080300
Nobody gonna guess it anon, but since you rolled then dubs, here it is. Starflight for Sega Genesis. From what I can remember, a bizarre ass game. Good game, would play again, but bizarre.
>>
>>691081335
too easy, huh
>>
>be broke burnout
>move to new town
>have to borrow money from a raccoon to get a place to stay
>spend half of game paying off raccoon
>damn weeds are impossible to keep pulled
>>
>>691081286
Seaman, he was a little fucker.
>>
>>691081383
GOT IT RIGHT
>>
>>691081403
Borderland the pre sequel
>>
>wake up in boat
>find engraved ring in barrel
>birds fucking everywhere
>>
Here's a good one.
>A Link to the Past.
>every game after was a steaming turd.
>>
>>691081447
Fuckin... Animal Crossing?
>>
>>691081385
Limbo
>>
>>691081379
return to castle shadow nazistein the new third reich order of the second empire
>>
>>691081515
Yup
>>
>I am a marine mammal
>I cant remember the point of the fucking game.
>>
>>691081534
Its too easy
>>
>oldskool
>japanese
>hit stuff with your head
>get tiny sometimes
>>
>>691081504
lmao morrowind?
>>
>>691081495
Negative
>>
>>691081247
Okay, fine. Last hint: it shares a title with a badass Metallica song from when Metallica was actually thrash.
>>
>>691081447
Fucking best game ever. Thanks bro. I was waiting for this.
>>
Make holes, talk to mom, walk through holes, wheat field.
>>
>>691081572
echo teh dorphin
>>
>>691081504
morrowind
>>
>>691081612
Super Mario
>>
>Play as famous pedophile
>Also leader of a bunch of psychopath pedophiles and zoophiles
>Make sweet tender love to any animal of your choosing.
>>
>>691081572
ecco the dolphin?
>>
>>691081505
Donkey Kong Country 2?
>>
>>691081614
What else? Fucking cliff racers. Fucking fargoth
>>
>>691081425
Thanks anon, I hope it's entertaining
>>
Ok heres a hard one:

>pointy eared humanoid with sith and jedi powers
>post apocalyptic world
>your partner is a rodent
>hoverbikes
>>
>Your a fag with sunglasses
>You get pulled in a comic book
>One death is game over
>>
>>691081686
negative, but you're getting closer
>>
>>691081730
Comix Zone, innit?
>>
>>691081730
Viewtiful Joe
>>
>>691081724
jak 2 and 3
>>
>>691081730
comix zone?
>>
>>691081724
Oh shit I would have said Darkness but... hoverbikes... hmmm
>>
>>691081724
I've never played Jak and Daxter, and I know this answer.
>>
>>691081783
Replace comic book with movie
>>
>>691081730
comic zone
>>
>>691081724
Jak n Daxter
>>
>>691081818
echoing this
>>
>>691081819
It's been a while
>>
Gears of war but with zombies and a girlfriend stealing asshat.
>>
>Friendship ruiner
>You can steal stars from your friends
>You then get punched in the mouth
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>>691081631
Since no one is ever going to get this
>>
>>691077559
This was ff7.

>>691075514
this was river city ransom
>>
>>691081793
>>691081818
>>691081859
Wow you guys got this one quick, yup.
>>
>Platformer
>Be made of tennis balls
>Shoot tennis balls at people
>>
>>691081665
>>691081701
Yup, loved the game as a kid, rented it from blockbuster so many times my dad just bought it for me. What was the fucking point of the game?
>>
>spin to attack
>nitro box
>UNBEARABLE HUEHUE
>OOGA BOOGA
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>>691081994
vectorman?
>>
>You play as a drunk surgeon
> Flip off your patient
>Kill him in a ambulance
>Or you kill a alien
>>
>>691081937
mario kart 64 and/or a mario party
>>
>>691077559
Suikoden.

Ledon, specifically.
>>
>>691081938
I LOVED THAT GAME! I still have the game manual sitting on my desk with a box
>>
>>691081937
Fucking Mario Kart? The only game that ever got me punched in the mouth.
>>
>>691082053
CRASH
>>
>>691082069
It is indeed Vectorman.
>>
>>691082053
Smash Bandicoon
>>
>>691082079
surgeon simulator.

>>691082053
crash bandicoot
>>
>flying planes and cars through a canyon
>basically Mario Kart with more bestiality and planes
>>
>>691082080
MARIO PARTY
>>
>>691077559
Cid from FF7!
>>
>>691082159
diddy kong racing.

awful, awful game btw.
>>
>>691082159
diddy kong racing.
>>
>>691082159
Diddy kong racing
>>
>>691082079
Sturgeon Assimilator
>>
>>691082095
It's surprisingly fun, isn't it?
>>
Limited amount of time to look like other people and not die.
>>
>>691079039
Conker's Bad Fur Day on medium. No idea for the others.
>>
>>691082180
Yes thank fuck someone knew that line it is the best line he has in the entire game
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