Vaguely describe the plot of a video game and anons try to guess it.
>blue dude
>side scroller
>goes in minds and control
>>691062874
Is it GTA IV?
>Edgy
>Pc Game
>RPG
>Fuck You
>>691063057
Pale Blue?
>>691063559
Runescape
>>691063559
Pokemon
>Clown suit
>Roofies
>anal tearing
>>691063057
Abe's odyssey
>>691062874
>shoot
>cyka blyat
>enemy spotted
>escape asylum
>ring bells
>find big dish
>kill four dudes to empower big dish
>fire or nah??
>>691064093
Stalker?
>ded empress
>magic powers
>sneky sneky
>save the lolli
>prisoner
>slave
>team leader
>hero
>>691064820
Dishonored
>>691063559
Super Columbine RPG
>>691065050
Fuck you're good
>>691064612
Dark souls faggot
>>691062874
Momma bad
Basement
Tears
>some bitch always yells you
>gotta save some bitch
>explore many cool places with many enemies
Loud words
Save world
ancient lady and talking potato take down sentient cavern
>Need to save a girl
>Curb-stomp the shit out of every creature that stands in your way
>Plot twist: the axe behind the bridge is a lever
>Location of the female is debatable depending on who you ask
>>691065197
Binding of isac
>where's shaun
>>691065325
mario
>>691062874
>get on a ship
>ship explodes
>suddenly in middle east
>nuke
>time travel to mother russia
>shoot dude
>then kill dude 25 years in the future
>>691062874
Red hates purple and Blue
Purple hates blue and red
Blue hates red and purple
General clusterfuck
Kill and get killed by team mates more than enemy team.
>>691064093
Csgo.
Cyka Blyat
>>691062874
omg conspiracies here have a tranq dart
>>691065339
Mhmm. Here is tougher
>Wake up
>Scary place
>empty head
>giant fleshy wall thing
>>691065325
Mario
>>691063559
Persona 3
Emulators count now fag
>>691065423
Modern Warfare 1
>>691065282
Skyrim
>>691065264
The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time
>try not to plummet at the ground
>Severe animal cruelty
>>691065477
Planetside 2!
Ayy
>>691065520
deus ex
>go in lightouse
>become evil
>drown
>>691065579
it was super columbine rpg fuckboy
>>691065721
Bioshock
>>691065721
Bioshock infinite
>>691065323
Portal 2 bby
>friends are frozen
>must unfreeze
>aided by a bug
>kill mostly frog people
>>691065282
this is how the descriptions should be
skyrim
>>691065721
Alan Wake?
>>691065560
Chex Quest
>get phone calls
>kill all of florida
>>691065700
Ayyyy
>be a gril
>shoot mutants
>get levels
>kill ultimate lifeform
>go to pillage village
>daddy says no
>daddy takes away all your saved GBPs
>go on an epic quest to kill daddy
>after daddy is kill, an hero
>wake up to shitty town overrun with monsters
>turns out not really monsters
>was really Cthulhu the whole time
>>691065733
You wanna go nigga?
>>691064875
Morrowind.
>>691065931
Miami Hotline
fallout 4
>>691065931
Hotline Miami
>black man sucide
>dead men walking
>hoorah marines
>>691065970
NIGGA I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT
>>691062874
You sperminade everywhere
http://streamboobs.com/yumi-the-anime-doll-p23390.html
>>691063559
Morrowind.
>>691065325
Super mario
>bungie
>twin barrel rocket luancher
>mjlonir suit
>hardmode
>Wake up in clinic
>Go out and get raped by blood doggo
>Wake up to a kinky old man and his sex doll
>Get items from the fetus friends
>Repeat
>crates
>apples
>ooga booga
>>691063559
the witcher
>>691065876
Spyro nigga
>rock transforms humans
>standart guy gotta save the day
>kill everything in front of him
>>691064001
Yes
>>691062874
>Choose from 5 different classes
>angel falls
>fight demons
>capture demon kings
>>691065948
Metroid durrr
>get kidnapped alongside 10 others
>locked in large complex for 3 days
>fight to the death
>get bitches and money in the end
I'll be thoroughly surprised if anyone gets this one.
>retards
>help
>FBI
>>691066417
Crash bandicoot
>>691066169
Fucking kek
>get phone call
>paranormal investigator
>go to edge of cliff
>meet grill
>control monsters
>dualshock six axis
>>691065423
he said shittily describe
>>691066463
diablo
>>691066319
destin... halo
>>691066472
Not even close mah nigga. Here's another hint, was a Playstation exclusive
>>691066584
no and no
>>691066436
dead space?
>Decend upon the foe
>Overwhelm them
>Leave none alive
>steelrain.jpg
>>691065963
>>691066333
guessing both of these are Bloodborne?
Underworld niggers illegally immigrate to Earth
Turn it into a shithole
Take refuge in tubes
Choose metal, magic, or machines to send the fuckers back
>russia invades the entire world
>you and three chums somehow stop them by killing like 20 soldiers in alaska and inexplicably south america
>jump out of plane and shoot villain we learned about 2 minutes prior
>game over
>>691066333
Bloodborne.
>>691066319
Marathong
>>691066508
Pokemon X and Y
>>691066333
MGSV
>>691066655
Yup.
I should have described worse
>>691066689
>yes
>>691065560
Terraria
>>691066665
Off by one..
>>691066749
Nope :I
Guess I was too vague. Another hint
>the town sleeps at day
>town comes alive at night
>portal in graveyard
>>691066508
Jason.
JASON!
JASON.
>>691065354
Kek heavy rain
>>691062874
a man forces his sister to fuck and then posts a virus link on forchan
>>691066984
Far Cry 3
>>691066984
Far Cry 3?
>>691067030
IRL
>hear about heist from friend
>plot to abandon friend and take his babe
>friend finds out
>shit sucks
>no longer friend, makes life hard
>oh shit, national treasure is to be found
>try to find treasure
>it's not treasure, instead byproduct of tree that makes people fucking super strong
>final boss has said byproduct
>kill boss and betraying friend kamikazes nearly killing other friends.
>>691067046
no one else would have gotten that hoooly shit.
>>691065951
God of War
>>691067030
/b/ the game
>be oversized animal
>edgy as fuck
>kill aliens with guns
>find out you were created by an obese man
>an hero by meteor
>>691067152
Holy shit, yes.
You are awesome
>>691065354
Heavy rain
>democracy in human form
>>691066508
I'm not going to sleep until someone gets this one. It's seriously confusing me.
>Dude Runs Away from home
>His two pets sneak into his moving boxes
>Opens and runs his own business with the help of two pets
>sister is good at marketing and helps train his pets
>He fucks both pets
.
>>691066508
Folklore
>sexy
>red sexy
>black guy
>cuck
>faggot
>be army man
>research facilty fucks up
>gotta stop it
>>691067354
Life is strange
>>691067354
nekopara vol 1
>You are a cool guy
>Jerkos overtaking your base
>Beat them up and go to their home
>Spider asshole attacks you
>Columbine
>>691067354
Nekopara, easy.
>Guy escapes cops
>Becomes a fighter
>Fights in fight clubs
>Famous Rappers in game
Pretty old.. I wonder if someone knows
>spikey haired blonde amnesiac douche
>teams up with nigger and pals to save the world
>orbs do the magic shootey thing
>hot bitch gets jump attacked by bad guy
>meteor lol
>be under leveled for final boss no matter what you do
>do races with big birds for mad street cred
>>691067469
Thank fuck someone got that. You are now my negro. Goodnight /b/.
>>691067354
NEKOPARA EZ
>space
>Some planets
>Pay more money
>>691067489
Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2, Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Solid 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, Metal Gear Solid 5
>>691066984
Also heavy rain
>empty promises the rpg
>eating chicken is wrong
>>691067598
def jam vendetta?
>>691067589
Never even played it, but Doom?
>>691067598
Def jam vendetta or Def Jam fight for NY.
>>691067598
def jam
>>691067589
Half-Life
>>691067147
Uncharted 2
>board ship
>shiny important
>zap'd
>>691067717
Fable?
>>691065876
Spyro?
>>691067609
Jak & Daxter.
>>691067727
I was Thinking NYC but daam you got it!
>>691067609
FF7 obviously
The knight is the final boss
>>691067780
Ye got it. Nice
>>691067861
bing bong bing bong
>>691067943
>inb4 Sonic and the Black Knight
>>691067958
Shit son. You the real MVP for even knowing that game.
Lego Star wars?
>USSR invades NYC
>wrench
>recruit dumbshit followers and lead them to their deaths
>snipe soviet colonel
>statue of liberty
A man
A plan
A clown
A mudslide
>>691068006
what? merlins daughter was the final boss.
>ultraman was a neckbeard: the game
>>691066671
Bad Company 2
>>691065560
Amnesia
>bowling
>relative
>>691067194
No one has yet to guess this one
>daughter
>where did u go
>cop killer
>its aliums
>Undercover
>Walk real slow
>Pew pew or no pew pew, it's up to you
>"Don't hurry"
>work for shady company
>experiment goes wrong
>can now possess people, objects and creatures
>black friend gets eaten
>scary ass mansters
>escape
>try to colonize planet
>enemy attacks from below
>>691067816
Retard,
>>691068268
Gta IV
>>691067746
You're winner!
grab onto the hairy bits and poke it hard.
do this too often.
girlfriend isn't lazy any more
oops you're full retard now
people come to beat you up. fuck em.
lets never speak of this again
>>691068381
oh yeah
>>691068365
Gears of war??
>>691063912
what was this one? you know. for research purposes
>>691068332
zeitgeist?
>>691068133
that dumb game where you're a cab driver
>>691068275
Silent Hill
>>691068414
Shadow of the Colossus?
>>691067929
Yeah, try this.
>cyborg ninjas from an ancient group of fighters
>movement abuse
>farm shit
>orikin? OK whatever
>prime shit is cool
>movement nerf was gay
>>691068365
Space Invaders kek
>>691068365
Lost Planet
>>691067488
Bayonetta?
>A worm with a gun rights a bug and a bird.
>A blue robot uses his hand to kill
>Evil sword man kills your waifu and you must stop his mom.
>Drug addicts kill your family and now you do drugs and kill people who do drugs.
>A fat man creates an evil robot army by shoving small animals into metal chassis.
>>691068459
If you mean Geist, then yes.
>Heil
>>691062874
>police officer
>mysterious past
>mother killed to stop an infection
>confronts brother
>vague ending
>manlet fights big guys and doesn't embarrass himself.
>>691068279
Myst
>horse
>high noon
big monsters
oh damn thats a big ass knife
>>691065423
Time splitters
>>691068446
>yout got that. alpha over
>You're a nigger
>You do nigger things
>>691065672
Kitty Cannon!
>>691068572
EWJ
>>691068498
winrar
>>691062874
>every crazyass tinfoil hat idea slapped together into a game
>turns out to be awesome
any entry in series will count.
>>691068573
lol im going on 8 year old knowledge of glancing at a nintendo power magazine, cut me some slack
>bombs
>bombs
>bombs
Everyone wants to evolve, either physically or mentally, but it doesn't go very well for 99% of them. The exceptions are maybe the Player character and some guy with tentacles on his head.
>>691068571
y-y-y-you guess it
Training-graduation-ballroom dance
Resistance group
Sorceress
Space
Compressed time
Castle
>>691068268
GTA IV
>>691068602
Nope
>>691068686
Metal Gear Solid
>>691068604
Red Dead Redemption?
>>691068617
Darksiders?
>>691068663
Myst
>>691068646
Wilco. Delta out.
>grind.
>locked in cage
>meet girl
>escape with girl
>girl leaves you
>>691068403
Big Rigs
>>691068752
winrar
>>691068682
That's the first one, yes
>>691068279
Hint: All flights are delayed.
>>691068766
it's japanese
>>691068706
So is Enzo the cuck and Luka the faggot?
>>691068663
GTA some fucking number im durnk
>>691068696
Lel, you should still be proud you were able to guess that.
>>691062874
>baby come back
>green
>>691068516
Come on I know someone knows this shit...
>>691068912
lmfao yup
>>691068572
> earthworm jim
> dunno
> dunno
> max payne
> sanic
>>691068722
That's not vague dude
>White blob
>Jelly beans
>meet hot grill
>hold hands n shit
>be couch potatos
>stab her mom
>eat watermelon
>>691068748
nope.I mean like going over to Alex Jones channel, and making it into a game.
>>691068582
shadow of the colossus?
>>691068831
Megamang
Try this on for size
>be salmon-nigger
>shiny new modern clothing
>hunt down murderer
>everyone dies
>>691068365
fuckin lost planet yo. shit was cash.
>fight
>jiggle
>download game
>get some mods
>race up and down roads all day long
>>691069017
a boy and his big hero 6
You are the new god of an ancient civilization and you use drums to control the universe
Its about rythm
bad guys and good guys
together
against eachother
fun by day boring by night
>Move to bumfucknowhere for a year
>Move in with uncle and jailbait
>Magically befriend everyone even though you are a nobody with out a personality
>Old ass fortune teller jew and his bitch talk to you in their car
>Later you and your friends' imaginary friends get superpowers
>Exposition
>Contrived Lore
>BS Reasoning
>Somehow find the right way to fix everything and clean up the town
>>691069107
Dead or Alive
>>691069107
Kek. Dead or Alive, or anything from Team Ninja.
>>691069137
Patapon
>>691069107
mkx and or street fighter v
>native american
>futuristic bow
>big ass gorillas
>>691068516
Warframe maybe? ?
>>691069179
Persona 4. Love that game regardless of its many plot holes
>undead
>knight
>>691069017
a boy and his blob
>>691062874
>>691068617
Perhaps Silent Hill
>>691069337
Dark souls
>>691062874
>Be late for work
>Everyone's a dickwad except for one guy
>Push some rock into a machine
>Uh-oh Spaghettios
>Now I have to leave this giant shithole with Ayy Lmaos and soldiers everywhere
Oh, and some weird dude follows me everywhere. I'm pretty sure he's a pedophile.
>No soul
>Dolmen
>Power stab
>Have soul
>The grind for ultimate gear
>cheese
>discount James Bond
>lots of cheese
>and scooters
>>691069179
not life is strange is it
>birthday
>soda
>roach
>>691069419
Half-Life?
> world is fucked up
> ask God to stop fucking up the world
> God gets pissed
> fucks the world up even harder
> go to the sun and beat God's ass
>>691069444
Trips Checked
>>691069444
Dick Saws
>>691067194
gave up, what is it?
> you are green
> little green helmet lives inside your green helmet and talks to you
> the screw is important
> the only person that actually sees you is some magical Buddha guy
> you have all the Time you need
>chillin
>damnit, antagonist sends assassins to me
>go to antagonist
>track them down
>oh shit, it isn't the antagonist we thought it was
>they escape
>track down again
>I got them, but only after I had to fight an assassin on super drugs.
>>691069398
gotcha with that one, try again, think ps2
>>691069337
medievil
>>691069545
dingdingding
>red dudes coming to thrash your castle
>wololo
>red dudes are now your blue dudes
>>691068939
winrar
>>691069466
That lizard game
>>691069488
Yup. That's usually an easy one.
>>691069023
NES game.
>>691069479
Going out on a limb, but Fallout 3?
>>691069492
God of War?
>>691069507
Are you sure? You'll be pissed off once I tell you.
>>691069505
Nope
>Puts away criminal
>Criminal escapes
>Chases criminal through alley
>criminal disappears
>criminal behind undercover cop
>criminal rams prison van into cops Challenger
>Semi hits Cop
>Cop unconscious pulls off investigation in his dreams
>cylinder tingle leveled the fuck up
>balls
>nana nanananana na na na
>>691065560
>>691065560
Fucking slender? Idk
>>691069507
Are you sure? You'll be pissed off once I tell you
>>691067194
shadow the edgehawg
>>691069668
winrar
>pink homicidal sociopath
>befriends winged alien
>finds her broke-ass jewellery
>fights one-eyed space plague
>fights fallen angel if player is OCD
>>691069466
Gex
>>691069528
Fuck, wasn't too big on PS2 i lose
>>691069675
It would be if I said Gods and that you were fucking up the world. Think obscure and PS2
>>691069243
Yup, another one.
>you're all bad guys
>some bad guys betray you
>some bad guys try to discover the betrayers
>boring as fuck if you're not the betrayer
>"KOS NiggerFaggot!"
>>691069762
Well done
>>691068705
New clue; slugs. Slugs out of no where.
>>691069743
Driver: San Francisco
>>691069678
yes, do it!
>island
>you try to kill a psycho
>psycho tries to kill you
>malaria
>shooting people
>more fucking malaria
>>691062874
>Dragons
>Lydia
>>691062874
>Chill at festival
>Time travel and shit
> Meet frog
>Kill giant space tick
>>691069849
BEHOLD, RAPTURE!
>>691069897
Far Guy 3
>>691069897
Far cry 3
>>691069941
Far Guy 2
>>691069979
Chrono Trigger
>>691069972
Skyrim, try harder anon
>>691069979
Chrono trigger
>>691069972
Skyrim
>>691069941
Far Cry 3?
>>691069979
Chrono Trigger(ed)
>>691069998
correct
>>691069984
Bioshock
>>691069947
Finally. Should have been instant after the hint.
NYC cop partners with a small time thug/ delivery guy. Both are different species. Counterfeit money.
>>691066150
Crysis 2
>>691069972
OLD PAPER 5: ICECREAM
>>691069972
Skyrim
>Tmw i killed her on accident while using fus ro dah on dragon master shit that comes from grave
>purple walrus themed amusement park
>automaton
>no hands
>tractor beam
If someone gets this I'll come to your house and fuck you.
>>691069242
Bump
>>691069952
He dies by meteor? Everything else was obvious but didn't know that.
>>691069972
Skyrim
>>691069984
I see where you're coming from but afraid that's not it. Think more survival horror with swords.
Also worth noting the clues are based on the 'best' ending and lore stuff that's not explicitly stated in game.
Pretty obvious now I guess.
>>691062874
Nigger steals a bike
>>691067194
Shadow the Hedgehog
>cool house
>weed everywhere
>wait r those sharks
>fuck
>get 2 the choppah
>>691070150
destroy all hummus?
>>691070118
i'm slowly reading thru the thread, so far got 2
>>691069886
Fuckin A right.....I wish they would remaster all the Drivers for PS4 tho
>>691069668
>>691069479
This one makes mine look like a fucking novel. Good job.
>>691070248
GTA 5?
>>691070252
nope, think old school though
>>691068579
fucking fear.
>>691070186
dammit i knew it was bloodboner
>>691070248
Scarface?
>>691069823
This is ez I'm sure most of you cucks play gmod.
>>691070237
Punch out
>>691069444
ESO
>>691070343
Nope!
>with fellow monsters around a campfire
>go out to fight things
>fight two big things, a little thing, and a piece of oversized furniture
>finally it's over
>oh look, a portal
>do it all over again
>>691068150
Heavy Rain?
>>691069721
Elder Scrolls?
>>691068705
Bloodborne
>nigger in white house
>based on an anime
>Disney profit
orange sonic
>>691070373
Aha unlucky, still guessed it though. I'll let you have that one.
>>691070478
Real Life?
>>691068133
Freedom fighters
You skate. That's fucking it.
>>691070478
Cory in the house
>>691068579
condemned
>>691070478
Obama simulator 2016
>daddy is very rich, religious and evil
>kill daddy
>>691070556
s-skate?
>>691070476
Got it, but anon beat you to the mark
>>691070373
>have a drug addiction
>being followed by ghosts
>it never ends
>>691070556
Skate 3?
>>691070556
need for speed
>>691070628
Skyrim
>>691070160
Bump bump
>>691069492
Only one guess in mine? This one is fucking hard yeah, so a couple extra hints
> battles super easy if you know enemy weakness cos 1/2 turns instead of whole
> cast one thing an enemy absorbs or reflects, good chance you'll get fucked on their turn
>>691070556
Tony falcon pro skittles
>>691070556
Skate, skate 2, skate 3, Tony Hawk pro skater, Tony Hawk pro skater w, Tony Hawk pro skater 3, Tony Hawk pro skater 4, tony hawk's underground, Tony hawk's project 8
>>691070628
Lol pacmang
>>691070407
No GTA IV, thanks for playing.
>>691070150
Clearly rocket: robot on wheels
>>691070704
Was gonna guess turok even though wrong
>>691070562
Good job fag
You're incompetent.
That is not correct.
>9 territories divided by borders
>The land is inhabited by the Xs and Os
>Both clans fights to conquer the right territories in groups of three
>>691070589
Nope!
>>691069779
earthworm jim
>feed pigs
>leave to explore
>meet magician
reallly old
>over hyped
>smart phone
>shoot people
>muh niece
>>691070752
Yes
>>691062874
>Be crazy ass bitch with knife
>float around slice shit up
>Kill asshole shrink IRL
>>691070467
>>691070544
Well it's better than my Dick Saws post. I was originally going to say something dumb like Elder Sacks or some shit.
>>691070806
kek tic-tac-toe
>>691070806
Risk
Alien
Robot
Disco Nigger
Hot Blonde
Pew Pew
Kaboom
Fucking Zeppelin
HAHAHAHA
AMAZING
>>691070774
You guessed right
>You could beat the game by simply waiting at the dinner table
>>691070847
fucking wacthdogs.
>>691066491
no guess, but would like to know before 404. sounds interesting.
>>691070806
Monopoly?
>>691070806
I fuckin wonder what this could be...
>>691070847
Mobile Stri - uh, watch_bitches
>be you in collage
>everyone skates on campus
>film skating
>profit
>>691070773
alright dude dm me that address, we're doing this.
>>691070901
Far Cry 4, too easy
>>691070744
It was Proving Ground, you fucking retarded faggot.
>>691070961
Skate 3
>>691070892
I was hesitant the first time i saw post so left alone until somebody else answered sorry anon
>>691066491
Fucking easy. Smash TV
>>691070437
dude, really? cause that description matches EXACTLY. what is it?
>bird
>green Mario pipes
>>691070599
Bump
>tumblr before tumblr
>why can't you eat the bacon
>ape
>stereotypes
>guns
Here is a classic.
>FPS and western
> Former Marshall
> Buy "rose water" from general store and come home to find child abducted, wife dies in your arms
> pistol, rifle, gating gun, dynamite, knife and throwing knives for weapons... canteens for health.
> Game engine is a modified star wars engine, in fact, made by the same company.
> soundtrack is well made by a guy named "clint".
>>691071128
Duh
