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Celeb thread
>>691056325
lurking
>me on the right
>>691058803
who is this?
>>691056325
>>691056417
>>691057625
>>691056747
Best celeb. Great start op.
>>691058573
Spectacular. How have I never seen this? (old oldfag)
>>691056325
When I cum to this pic, im gonna groan louder than Ganandorf. HHOOOOHYEAH
Kendall Jenner
>>691061306
I just made it a couple months ago.
>>691061596
wtf is wrong with you nigga
>>691061672
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Going to fap to Dame Helen's bush relentlessly.
>>691061541
holy fuck how do you fuck up your core that bad?
>>691061402
Man the harpoons!
>>691062229
Seriously?
M-My mistress Jessica Alba has ordered m-me to s-stay at h-home and wait a-as she m-meets h-her bull lover for sex... I am ordered t-to sit and wait in the c-closet... She is having a g-great t-time with h-him... she s-says she l-loves their big m-members thrusting into h-her tight v-vagina... She s-says it's the b-best f-feeling in the world and is 10x b-better than what m-my small penis feels like... She laughs at m-me and s-says I'm p-pretty worthless b-because I-I don't satisfy h-her sexually...
>>691062266
trite remarks are all he has. just ignore him.
>>691062266
Yes?
>>691058573
nice clam huehue
>>691062491
Jesus that's pathetic
>>691062506
Pic related is you faggot
>>691058573
>>691061672
literally would impregnate and throw away my lifelong dreams to raise a family with her, even though i hate children
>>691056417
she is so pretty more of her please
>>691062725
You have anything original to post?
>>691058327
more of this bitch please
>>691059355
dat pussy
got higher rez version?
>>691060209
got higher rez version for a pussy close up?
>>691062988
I have more pics of that anons whale
>>691060960
holly shit were is this from
got a link for the photshoot?
she makes me so horny, disappointed of her disappearance from tv
>>691062578
I-I-I must p-put up with this treatment b-because she is such a-a special woman, s-so beautiful... Maybe if I-I beg h-her when she g-gets back she w-will allow m-me t-to have sex with her...
>>691060220
Sweet dude, I've been looking into getting a new one but can't decide between that and Kenmore. What's the cubic feet on that and does it have one of those side freezers or a bottom drawer?
>>691061662
i wanna cum inside her pussy so bad
she is beautiful and she knows it cock tease
>>691063408
She's on the show powers now
Dont know where its from
>>691063719
>>691062266
not him, but seriously you dont see her for the fat piece of shit she is?
>>691063342
Now there's some udders that need a good milking
>>691063869
This is not a trap thread. Please remove
>>691063654
B-Butt what i-if she's p-passed out drunk on a-a bed... would you?...
>>691063310
That's the best I've seen so far. I don't know far away the photog was when he took it but I'm glad he did.
>>691062491
not this fucking guy again
>>691062591
i wanna cum deep inside her pussy
how do i achieve that
>>691064144
W-what d-do y-you m-m-m-mean a-anon?
>>691063342
did she get implants? why do women do that
only teens like the implants look, they look unnatural
>>691064225
Well judging by her boyfriend, be a skinny, britbong, girly-boy faggot with money.
>>691064469
>>691064555
>>691063802
She's thick at worst, I'd still hit that. Never seen her today and she has the nice curves, not multiple layers of lard
>>691064487
They do look bigger
>>691064007
sure why not
If she does not remember no harm is done, only harm is done by the sjw who make sure to label her a victim and remind her of how much of a horrific thing happened to her
I just gotta make it stealth then and clean my cum with a douche
>>691064007
Is that a joke? Because it's obvious you're describing the only way this chode would get to do that.
>>691060209
who dis?
>>691064916
>>691064978
Amanda Seyfried
>>691065028
>>691064978
This girl
>>691063992
>>691064057
>>691064160
Get the fuck this fat piece of shit out of her, she used to have potential with her pretty face and what now
But she squandered it all with her "real womyn" fat, she is a beast
>>691064263
I like how you left out the guy's ass.
>>691063310
http://hdutopia.blogspot.com/2016/06/amanda-seyfried-poses-with-upskirt-on.html
Katy Perry
>>691061402
*BRRRRAAAAAPPPP*
>>691064410
Oh my fuck, so hot
>>691064672
nice curves, she is fucking obese
how the hell can you not see that, say it for what it is
You are a chubby lover, nothing wrong with that but call it for what it is she is fat FAT. Dont be ashamed of your fetish
>>691063423
She often t-tells m-me I-I am very useless t-to h-her... she is the one w-with all the m-money because she is r-rich... She also i-is v-very beautiful while I-I am just an ordinary l-looking dude... She a-also often m-mocks at m-my penis s-size as though there aren't o-other g-guys with a 3 and a half inch p-problem... I-I-I mean there are m-many guys who have g-great personality while b-being only 4 o-or maybe cl-closer t-to 3 inch: I-I mean who's really c-counting anyways... She s-says however she c-can barely f-feel it inside h-her and she often w-wants t-to laugh when she thinks it is in h-her... She s-says h-her b-bulls are j-just so g-great in size they f-fill h-her up completely... Such s-satisfaction she says always d-destroys h-her w-will p-power and m-makes h-her w-want to be their personal s-slut toy...
How can you view WENM on a phone?
>>691062037
whos this?
>>691057704
awful skin/10
>>691065230
>http://hdutopia.blogspot.com/2016/06/amanda-seyfried-poses-with-upskirt-on.html
thanks man, i wonder what was she thinking going commando like that with a short skirt, or was he intention all along making man crazy horny and masturbate to that memory
Ms. Dreyfus?
>>691066020
>>691065974
>>691065932
Stop posting this obese landwhale.
>>691064086
>>691064048
>>691063999
is there a webm available?
>nice trips
>>691066033
>>691066097
more? nudes?
>>691066177
I can start posting legit land whales if you want
>>691060220
cringing all the way
X RAY THIS!!!
>>691065716
There is a difference between her and this lard storage center, ops post is attractive, this cardiac patient isn't.
>>691060960
That chick from Powers, nice choice
>>691065897
English broad from E.R.
>>691066261
didn't find one
>>691066267
only side boob
>>691066575
>>691066136
I can't wait for her to go full slut like Miley
>>691066124
she does that to me with her clothes ON!
& it's not a skirt, it's a shirt.
It kind of a shame
I wanted a look at her cornhole
>>691065144
I'd still smash it like a pumpkin with big tits
>>691066423
why is her body shape so shit now? her body wasnt so bad on that kick ass movie
she looks like rectangle
>>691066693
Oh it's coming anon. Prepare your dick
>>691066693
>Go full miley
That should be in the dictionary
>>691066142
YES please
>>691066460
Sure, the other one is still fuckable
But she is still fucking fat man, just admit that she is obese she has a shit body
If you like chubby girls more power to you, but dont get your panties in a twist when people call them for what they are, fat
>>691066904
>>691067155
>>691066423
>>691066721
her tits were such a fucking letdown
>>691060070
My nigga.
>>691060377
Nice ass, huh? That's Treat Williams. He's must do squats like crazy.
>>691067325
what is she thinking about stopping?
>>691064671
what he fuck happened to her stomac ?
Is this a disease ?
>>691067402
the used to be pretty good
until Superman yanked on them & slapped them around, I guess
>>691061662
Mah nigguh!
>>691065814
She t-tells m-me she doesn't n-need my penis services any m-more and I-I-I might as w-well j-just b-be h-her personal ass-licking slave after she finishes in the b-b-bathroom... She s-says i-it would f-feel g-good being cleaned properly after e-each bowel movement... she also s-says it w-would b-be g-good for m-me because I-I would actually h-have a use in our r-relationship instead of being useless... I-I-I don't know what t-to s-say except I-I d-do n-not w-want h-her t-to leave and I-I'l d-do anything t-to hold on t-to h-her even if it m-means being h-her toilet...
>>691067649
I assume it's from having kids and getting ripped
>>691067595
That was one damn sorry boob, and she looks sorry too.
>>691067806
die in a fire
>>691067121
I don't because if i were to say i like chubby girls i would suffocate under the influx of cake munchers wanting my dick, i say thick,
>>691067397
if this continues, i wouldnt be upset
>>691067940
>>691067595
Inb4 stan marsh
>>691068088
some younger christina? i dont have a whole lot
>>691067999
they are fat dude FAT, obese
Super sized if you will
>>691068016
Yay, just fukken YAY !
>>691068113
>>691067736
i remember charging my parents ppv for that movie because i knew the bitch from the superman show that i fapped to showed her tits. I got grounded for adding to their bill without permission. and her nude scene ruined my boner for her. I basically got punished twice
>>691068250
>>691068325
>>691068388
not her
>>691066177
>not understanding what obese means.
>>691058327
This just gave me a Full House.
>>691067397
so fucking cute !
Aslaug
>>691068442
her in general. the nudes are getting me.
>>691068442
>>691068250
MOAR !
>>691068669
>>691068442
Remember when this were considered slut clothing ?
>>691062491
Keep it to yourself man. Nobody wants to hear that.
>>691068734
She was so fucking hot !
>>691068385
cool story, /b/ro
here's Supergirl
>>691068734
Loved her MILF days though
>>691069063
>>691069144
>>691069041
fuck you, noob. this is supergirl
>>691069289
>>691067962
W-Wow, a-as you c-can s-see she's amazing and I-I'm n-not saying being h-her ass-licking toilet won't be somewhat of a pleasure f-for m-me... I-I j-just h-hope she doesn't even think o-of leaving m-me o-or o-of finding a cause t-to break our relationship... I-I-I always am w-worries she w-will w-wake up one d-day and realize h-how greater and b-better a-a person she is c-compared t-to m-me and I-I'm the luckiest g-guy in the world t-to have h-her...
>>691069063
>>691068599
>>691068442
>>691068250
>>691067397
>>691066904
>>691066837
>>691066737
>>691069144
so vanilla from today's sandards...
>>691069361
last christina pic
>>691069294
still wish there was a bj pic
>>691069294
eat shit, faggot
I've got underwear older than you.
Wonder Woman!
>>691069640
nudes?
>>691069632
>>691069710
Not that I could find...
At time, you could pay her to have sex, but sadly she's rich now...
>>691069640
fuckkkkkkkk
>>691069859
image limit
>>691065230
she's actually wearing an elaborate breast prosthesis in this film ... actually pretty dope makeup job
>>691069797
I gotta go we got cows!
Another cow!
>>691069714
I love that movie. I even made a pipe out of my inhaler.
>>691068545
MOAAR
>>691068734
so unfortunate
>>691062429
didn't know the grand canyon was between her tits
New thread?
>>691063138
what movie is this? can't believe I never seen it my whole life.
>>691065144
Kill yourself.
Dem titties.
Dat redbush.
mac maroney.
i hope her sis, tarynn, becomes just as big of a whore as mac is
>>691066369
oh god, I love thick Christina
>>691073864
The Cook the Thief, his wife and her lover. Damn good film.
>>691063359
Top banter :^)
