Stupidest shit you have done while horny
Asked a bi girl when I was fingering her of she likes guys more than girls now. Really cringy cuz she was my gf at the time. Oh well
Your mom cunt bitch.
>>691009507
stick a pen in my dick
felt p good at the time but my dick felt like it was being stabbed every time i took a piss for 3 days after.. most painful thing i have ever experienced
>>691009507
fucked my hand
>>691009862
The feels bro
>>691010562
mad man
>>691009507
>>691010798
Well memed friend
>>691010904
You fucked a shoe?
>>691011011
we said stupid
>>691010904
Did it even feel good
I'm not a lesbian and would never ever date a girl because I love dick too much, but if I get super horny I'll masturbate to lesbian porn. sort of disgusts me
>>691011220
fucking amazing
>>691009507
Tried shoving a cucumber up my ass. Didn't work. My stinky shit hole is too tight
>>691011294
Do you have any funny shoe fucking stories?
get married
>>691011506
Not really, I just steal them from coworkers offices and fuck 'em.
>>691011228
>im a girl
Was being a sissy cuck on cam for a girl. Let her screenshot all kinds of embarrassing shit cause i was so horny and loving it. She told me to give her my credit card info so I did. I was so fucking into it at the time. She had it maxed in like half hour.
>>691011622
Okay
>>691011663
ok dude lmao
>>691011841
dont you dude me m8
>>691011705
Kek, thanks for sharing anon
I said something along the lines of "I want to tap that uterus so hard" it sounded super stupid
>>691011705
How much debt did she put you in
>>691011663
tits and timestamp or GTFO
>Poked a girl in the crotch several times who was like 10 (I was 15).
>Masturbate on said girl's bed
>Touch her in her sleep
>Dress my little brother's stuffed animals in my mom's underwear and humped them
>Spied on my mom taking a bath
>Stuck an unsharpened pencil up my ass
>Masturbated outside in the rain
>Masturbated in my mom's car
>Put my hand down my sleeping cousin's pants
>Post pictures of facebook friends in a fap thread, including my cousin
>Fap to pretty much every kind of porn on my parent's couch
>Repeatedly fuck up my parent's computer with porn to the point they didn't let me use it anymore.
The list goes on
>>691012146
heh man cervix play is my fetish so i say shit like that too
>>691012089
Apparently what I do best is please others
>>691012158
Almost 5000
>>691011228
Tits or GTFO
>>691012367
jesus dude ouch did you get anything in return?
>>691012290
are you a registered sex offender by any chance?
>>691012572
nope lol. i'm generally considered a nice guy with good morals. kek
>>691012511
Just got humiliated and made fun of
>>691010904
>>691011011
>>691011122
Absolute kek
>>691012709
>generally considered a nice guy
so are sex offenders...they offer lolipops
>>691012900
Yea I should have gotten in trouble for a lot of shit. Feels good to get that out of my system
>>691012808
fuuuuuck oh man why do we do such dumb shit for pussy, did you try and reverse the transactions?
>>691012290
>Masturbated outside in the rain
My sides
>>691012808
i sometimes give away hundreds of dollars to girls ive only chatted to for 20 minutes or so online, and ive never even seen or heard on cam, just because they tell me to and it makes me cum so hard knowing they are getting my hard-earned cash for doing literally nothing. i feel llike such a bitch, like a slave, and it makes me cum buckets.
instantly regret it afterward though, every time.
>>691013112
*naked, on the ground
Fucked a landwhale who turned out to be a feminist.
>>691013194
wtf
>>691013142
>every time
>>691013019
Nope let her have it all
>>691013142
I know right it was such a rush I kinda want to do it again
>>691013266
Kek, story?
>>691013632
id say dont bother. it can get very very addictive. there are actually support groups for guys who are addicted to financial slavery. its because it fucks with your dopamine, in a similar way that gambling does. and youll find yourself needing to give more and more money away each time to get the same high.
>>691013112
>>691012290
watch out for that lightning
>penis = lightning rod
>>691014034
> there are people rn who are addicted to giving away money
What a time to be alive
>>691014034
Well then I am lucky no femanons are trying to talk me into it. It originally happened with a girl I met on here
i have fucked and came in many girls' shoes not to their awareness
>>691014836
Really?
>>691014415
Jesus dude...
>>691015234
yes. all different types of girls and shoes, too
>>691015362
But why?
>>691015485
I just find it hot that my cum is all over their feet and that they have no clue
>be in kindergarten
>tell girl dick tastes like cherry
>girl is like no way
>im like yeye
>get seen by 15 year old intern while she proofs me wrong
>ohshit.png
>She didnt do anything after that
>Flabbergasted//Didnt even know what i was doing
fap under table in school
>think nobody sees me
>everybody sees me
>wake me up
>cant wake up
>>691016567
They def saw you lol they just didnt speak up
I had never used a dildo on my ass before and i was curious so i stole my gf's one which was pretty big and proceeded to fuck myself with it
Almost broke my anus. didnt stop hurting for about 2 weeks and i didnt shit normal for about 2 months. nothing will ever go up my ass again.
>>691016921
>be me a few weeks ago
>honry as fuck rubbing my dick home alone
>on AFF looking for sloots
>find couple in same city wanting to bang fuckyeah.scr
>they give address and tell me to just walk in
>driving there with bubble gut from nerves
>pull up at house and walk inside
>fuck strangers wife while he watches and video tapes
>didn't wear condom feelsrealgoodman
>mfw this 40yo milf has probally fucked hundreds of guys and I hit it raw.
>>691009507
>Be me, be 15, living with my little sisters and slutty welfare-abusing mom, no dad
>stuck at home watching younger sisters again, fifth time that week.
>About 11:30 AM, mum stumbles in, shitfaced drunk, higher than a kite, wearing a ruffled mini club dress
>Doesn't even say hi, doesn't even make it to her own goddamned bedroom, just flops half on the couch half on the floor
>Help her out, try (and largely fail) not to look or grope her as I help her on to the couch
>half an hour later, sisters taking a nap in their bedroom, mom still passed out on the couch, check to make sure she's still breathing and head off to my room for a fap
>unbelievably turned on (say whatever you want, getting an eyefull and feeling up an attractive woman had me rock hard, and my fifteen year old penis gave zero shits about silly things like family relation.
>head to my room and pull out my phone
1/2
>>691017593
go on...
>>691018074
part 2
http://myhentaicomics.com/index.php/Exploited
>>691018745
ur a nigger
>>691017593
>phone out, ready to fap, aaand
>the fucking internet was out
>I later found out that my mom hadn't paid the cell company
>Frustrated as hell, fucking diamonds in my pants, but don't feel like fapping without some material to work with so I head back out to he living room.
>Sit down, gonna watch some TV
>Haha, no, mom hadn't paid for that either. Well then.
>Put in a DVD.
>half an hour in, still rock hard, can't stop stealing glances at my mom sitting there completely fucking dead to the world passed out in that maddeningly tight minidress
>Being an angry horny teenager, I more or less figure "fuck it, I don't owe this bitch a thing" and whip it out to fap to her (admittedly fantastic) tits.
(Judge me if you want, but "watching sisters while mom is clubbing/fucking some guy/passed out pretty much describes my entire adolescence. I had some problems, okay?)
>Jerking off to the sight of my own unconcious (but undeniably attractive) mother's rack.
>Somehow I decided that I needed to make the situation EVEN WORSE and pulled her dress down to play with her tits while jerking off.
>I know from past experience that when she's passed out like that nothing short of cold water or an electic shock will wake her up, so I move her so that she's laying down on the couch.
>Titfuck her and bllow the biggest load of my life up to that point all over her chest.
Never got caught for that, or anything else I did, because she was always high.
Long story short, have you ever been so horny you molested your own mother?
>>691010458
Oh shit, I did that too. I also bled out piss for one of those day.
>>691018745
The fuck? Dude. Just no.
> be 14
> Niece (11) sleeps in my bedroom
> Watching a horror movie
> She's too scared
> Asks if she can lay in bed w me til the movie finish
> sure, why not?
> I start spooning her
> She likes it
> She opens her butt cheeks a bit
> im fucking hard, start to masturbate with them
> Shes horny, a bit wet
> start kissing her, playing with her tongue
> her nipples are hard, i start to play with em
> place my dick between her legs and pussy
> she loves it
> ask if she can lick or blow me
> she's to ashamed
> Only kiss my dick a few times
> tell her to give me a handjob
> She does
> cum in her chest and belly
> Both love it
> did this a lot of times
> 10 years happened and we dont talk about this (neither try to do it again)
>>691019260
What is it?
>>691009507
Fall asleep waiting for fuck buddy to arrive and phone calls didn't wake me up.
>>691009507
bought a fleshlight
>>691019454
part 2
felt my mom while she was asleep
also a cousin
>>691019702
If you want part two, it's posted. >>691019112
and it's not fucking yellow.
>>691019702
Of what
>>691017593
>>691019112
You ever do anything else to her or to your sisters?
>>691009507
Don't you talk to me or my son again.
>>691009507
Rubbed alcohol on my balls once, wasn't horny but wanted to try it and see what happens without even doing a small google search, it felt like I was teabagging the face of the Old Iron King
Pic related
Got drunk at a company party and headed back to a coworker's hotel room. She was into me but I couldn't really stand her; I went with her cuz I was drunk, horny, ,and had gone through a long dry spell. I hatefucked her; took out on her all the anger I had towards her and other women I knew. I fucked her rough and angrily and figured she would hate it, but she loved it and thought it meant we were destined to be together. After that one night it took months to convince her I didn't want to be with her.
>>691009507
>took my toothbrush
>used the bristles to brush my asshole while i jacked off
>finished
>saw brown on toothbrush
>didn't even wash it fully
>just rinsed until i stopped seeing brown
>brushed my teeth with it later
>>691020800
youre the reason feminists exist
>>691020143
>mom
Yes, though I now regret it.
>sisters
Fuck. No. I'd never touch them. I practically raised them for crying out loud.
As for my mom, use your imagination. I was an angry horny teenaged boy who realized he could now touch the milf he'd been watching for years.
To put this into perspective, my mom had me when she was 15, and she aged well, so by the time I reached my teenage years she was only in her late twenties. She had a great body (not that I fucking know how she kept her looks, that woman lived on a steady diet of drugs alcohol and fast food), she had great tits, a decent ass, and she always dressed like a slut. She was never a provider, and was rarely in any way caring or intimate with me. Now try to imagine how
>>691021238
I did this but with my brothers toothbrush
>>691021331
why would you regret that? i would have killed as a teenager to have a slutty megamilf for a mom
>>691021272
this one guy?
>>691021331
Last bit got cut off.
Now try to imagine how a horny angry intimacy starved teenager would handle that situation. Some nights when she was especially high and drunk if my sisters were asleep I'd have her blow me, because she was usually too fucked to realize it. I even fucked her a couple of times (though she was thankfully not my first), and In retrospect I'm fairly certain she knew or at least had some idea.
During the last few years of my schooling my mom finally started to get her shit together, and over the past couple of years she's actually started raising my sisters on her own, and she brings in decent money from her job (went to culinary school and got a job as a chef/cook/whatever at a nice restaurant). Ironically she looks better now than she did then. Amazing what a healthy diet, enough sleep, and quitting drugs will do.
Had sex without a condom bitches lie about BC so be careful boys!
>>691022269
do u have pics of ur mom? Id love to blow a load to her after reading your story
>>691017593
>>691019112
>>691021331
>>691021544
>>691022269
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>691022509
you're on /b/ you nigger
Gave a dog a blowjob. Don't even regret it.
>>691022496
>Story about regretting molesting and raping my mother
>Ending about my mom getting her shit together and getting healthy
>Got pics bruh?
This made me laugh so hard. Thanks anon, I needed that. That was so stereotypically 4chan of you.
All jokes aside, I haven't even talked to my mom in a year in a half, so I don't have any pictures. I never took any pictures back when I was getting her naked, because I was always worried people would find out if I did, and I didn't want any photographic evidence and shit.
>>691023279
why haven't you spoken to her in a year?
now might be a good time to get back with the family (and take some pics)
pics or it didn't happen
Tried eating out my younger stepsister when she was asleep. (I was like 12 and she was 10 iirc).
She woke up and I claimed I was just trying to look out her window and thats why I was on her top bunk. Why are my pants down she asked. I claimed not to know.
That bold attempt gave me the confidence to propose a "truth or dare" game that gradually lead to alot of oral sex where she swallowed my load. No regrets and I get rock hard thinking about it, but oddly enough I'm not into lolicon or paedo shit at all.
>>691023270
Why?
Here
https://youtu.be/Pg55w30HKxM
>>691009507
lost my virginity in a pool last night to my gf/Came inside
>>691009507
I came to 4chan
>>691023593
We kind of had a falling out two years ago. I wasn't exactly in the best of shape coming out of a house like that. We've both got our lives sorted out by this point and most of the drama is done at this point, but we never really reconciled. Kind of hard to look each other in the eyes at this point.
>>691023734
Why? Why do we do any of this? Because human nature is to lose self control when aroused...
>>691024117
Kek
>>691024177
Are you a male or female?
>>691024281
Unfortunately for both of us, male.
>>691009507
>litterly everything i did when horny from ages 12-17
>>691024154
Anon please detailed green text first BJ and then first fuck.
Used a toilet paper roll as a flesh light, the inside had a flap of cardboard sticking out so it scraped the head of my penis. I didn't notice until the next day, when I was taking a piss I saw a pretty big red scrape on my penis, it stung. Had it for about a two weeks then it was gone, I didn't jack off for days cuz the scrape hurt too much.
>>691024538
Thats even worse then the fact that it was a dog anon
>>691019446
Damn that's hot. How could you tell she was wet, Anon? Did she not have any bottoms on? Care to share any other stories with her?
>>691017058
>pfff
>>691016249
Savage kindergartener
>>691025029
That I am male, or that I wish I was female?
>>691021381
Dude, ugh, that's disgusting, you brush your teeth with your brother's toothbrush?
>>691025276
The fact you preformed a homosexual act
Got home from a bar one night. Everyone i tried hitting up was already passed the fuck out. Went on craigslist, 15 minutes later, getting a blowjob from a dude. Best damn bj ive ever had
>>691020333
>trips checked
top kek
Put ants in my urethra.
>>691025393
Meh. I would do it again without a second thought.
>>691021272
underrated post XD
>>691021272
That's not fair he probably hasn't even been alive that long.
>>691025680
Whatever floats your boat bro
this was actually kinda recent
>be me bout 2 weeks ago
>girl i've been talking to for a bit comes over
>she says shes on the rag
>im thinkin im gonna bust a nut today somehow
>we're laying down, end up suckin on er tiddies after making out, etc
>she seems pretty into it, i go do undo her pants, she stops me
>i go back to kissing her neck, try rubbing her pussy over her pants
>shes into it, going good so far
>get my dick out, ask her to get jerked off
>she says no
>i said to myself "what a bitch"
>i go back to rubbing one out for her over her pants, cant tell if i was any good or if shes good at faking
>im on my knees sitting there, jerking myself off and trying to pleasure her
>she seemed pretty good at acting out an orgasm
>i cum right on her black yoga pants
>she says she has to leave
>hasnt texted me back since
>>691025276
It's cool Anon, I'm a straight guy and I would blow a dog if given the opportunity. I even have once myself; it was a friend's dog, and if given the opportunity I would do it again. The dog weighs 120 pounds, and it's dick was absolutely enormous. The knot was about the size of my fist. I tried to fuck their female dog as well, but she was too tight and I couldn't fit it in.
>>691022269
Drug her drink while she's not looking and fuck her brains out.
She wont suspect a thing. Go ahead, bro. She put the family in your hands, and didn't bother to try and take of y'all. Just get what you deserve.
>>691025948
What type of dog where they?
>>691025872
She does sound like a bitch, I think you dodged a bullet
>>691024718
Sure, just give me a minute. Typing on my phone here so it takes me a while.
>>691012290
>>Repeatedly fuck up my parent's computer with porn to the point they didn't let me use it anymore.
how can you fuck up this bad? Have a decent AV and adblocker, and there's no way you can fuck anything up
>>691010458
>>691019169
A ball point pen down the urethra? (or up it depending on the angle of your penilistical memberism)
>>691026125
The male was a Great Dane, and the female was an Australian Shepherd.
>>691017427
that hair line, bro
>>691026216
kinda sucks, i was hoping to make a new fuckbuddy
probably saw my small unit
>>691019446
Anon is suggesting to derail this into a new thread: Things that never happened
>>691024872
I tried sticking my dick in a a toilet paper roll.
It was too thick.
I stuck in in when it was flacid once and got hard... Felt really fucking weird to pull out.
>>691026570
whats this AFF thing? never heard of it, sounds de-e-e-ecent
>>691012290
Are You me?
>>691026747
AdultFriendFinder, that site is old as fuck. I can remember seeing it in 2002
>>691026328
We didn't have ad blocker, and I went to a lot of virusey sites and other stuff that I didn't know to avoid
>>691026824
Yes
>>691024718
please
>>691026576
She sounds both selfish and prude. To be honest with you, I don't think it was going to happen
>>691026747
fuck if I know. I'm a faggot so you're asking the wrong person lol
>>691027026
ahhh, is that actually legit though?
>>691011470
Nice and tight boipussy
>>691019112
doesn't that bother you? how can you even look her in the eye anymore dude..
>>691027174
yeah, probably right anon
goddamn women
>>691013266
Me 2 wouldn't let me do it right
>>691027223
It was not in 2002, LOL. I haven't even thought about it since then, so I have no idea. It's probably a better gamble than Craigslist personals though.
>>691027223
I almost met a couple of people on there. One chick was young and cute and married to a guy in the military and we almost hooked up. Lots of older, desperate people. There's were a lot of bots and spam too though that they may or may not have cleaned up since then. (like 2011)
>>691009507
was with my gf at her cousin's wedding surrounded by bitches with huge titties in tight dresses. couldn't take it anymore and went outside into the woods and rubbed one off
I curled up right before the climax and because my horny mind thought it was a good idea, i came all over my face.
>>691027827
Kek
>>691025872
>i said to myself "what a bitch"
kek
can't stop laughing at this
>>691024718
>>691026266
>Be me, 16 years old, about five months after I'd started "playing" with mom.
>had her a couple times a week since then, no penetration up to that point.
>Walking home from a friend's house, about two AM.
>friend was female, hot, attracted to me, I was sure I was going to get some until her dad came home and ran me out of the house.
>Silently hoping my mom is home or at least on her way home.
>get home, it's quiet, check mom's room, she's passed out in bed.
>sisters at grandparent's house for the weekend so I check to make sure she's really, really out
>slip out of my jeans, throw them in my room, and crawl into bed with her
>Just cuddling and feeling her up at first, enjoying the warmth and the feeling of intimacy
(A lot of my frustration with her come from the fact that even when I was a little kid she treated me more like a distraction than anything else, so I enjoyed the intimacy almost more than the sex. Many nights if I knew I had lots of time I'd just spoon her, press my cock in between her ass cheeks, and spend a few hours cuddling her and feeling her up until I'd blow my load all over her lower back or tits)
contd.
>>691012290
I think I could I hang out with you. We'd double our efforts and collaborate on some fucked up shit.
>>691027524
never thought of trying that
been under a dry spell for 2 years lmao
>>691021764
Kek
>>691028303
fuck yea! let's go bowling. just kidding I hate bowling. don't ever ask me to go bowling.
>>691027999
i figured the
>she seemed pretty good at acting out an orgasm
would get more keks lmao
I made a homemade onahole in middle school because i was so horny once. It was made from an empty toliet paper roll, a sock, stuffing, and a lot of lotion. It didnt feel very good.
Also i took creepvids of my sister in the shower through the keyhole of our old bathroom door. She found it and broke the phone/mem card. Im just glad shes never brought it up again tbqh familia.
>>691009507
Took my little sister's barbies, stripped them naked, try to hump them for about an hour, then bust my nuts all over them and threw them back in her toybox without putting the clothes back on.
>>691014034
I USED to be addicted to cuck porn but I got tf out of that thank god. Now I'm a bit into general femdom but I'm trying to get completely out of it.
>>691028338
What, Craigslist personals? It's a cesspool. I think it's mostly hookers and prostitutes. Save yourself the trouble and get a fleshlight. I ordered one from Bad Dragon, and it was a good investment.
>>691014836
I've seen you here before, you faggot. Your gf's in on it too right?
>>691016567
This kid at my school did that.
>>691029181
>thinking there is only one shoe pervert on /b/
>mfw
>mfw no_face.gif
one night, I was horny and didn't want to use my hands to jack off, so I spent hours making a hole in my foam roller it was very hard to get it deep and wide enough for a dick. It felt damn good with some Vaseline though
>>691027173
>>691024718
>>691028159
>lying in bed with mom, she was naked save for a g-string
(or possibly a t-string, not entirely clear on the difference)
>Go through my usual stuff, playing with her tits, groping her ass, fingering her pussy, etc.
>One of my favorite things to do was to roll her onto her back and lie on top of her feeling her tits, rubbing my cock between her thighs, and kissing her
(I think it was like the third time I "played" with her that I discovered that my mom, even when entirely fucking dead to the world, will move her lips and tongue if you put something in her mouth. It wasn't exactly making out, and at first it felt kind of awkward, but I fucking loved it. For my entire life I couldn't remember my mother ever kissing my, now I could kiss those pouty pink lips of hers and shove my tongue into her mouth)
>somehow by that point I hadn't put two and two together, but I finally had an idea.
>Look at her lips... imafuckit.jpg
>Trying to figure out the best way to do this, I straddle her chest the way I did to titfuck her, but scoot up a bit to get my cockhead on her lips.
>not sure how to do this
>Don't want to choke her
>slowly, carefully, I pull her mouth open and push inside
>feelsgoodman
>even just her lips on my cock felt amazing: I was getting off more to this than anything I'd ever gotten from any girls at school.
>she starts gently wiggling her tongue like she does whenever something enters her mouth, the god damned slut
I actually remember being simultaniously angry and super fucking happy that my mom could give a better blowjob in her sleep than any of the girls I'd dated could when they were awake.
contd.
>>691029021
Honestly, there is no real cuck porn. A cuck is when a woman deceives. Says the baby she has belongs to the man she is with (when it isn't)
You were not into cuck porn. You were into hotwife porn.
Know the difference, as it can save your life.
Black men are cucked more than any other race. I don't want to say all those little black babies look the same but... uhhh - think Maury Povich "you are not the father".
>>691028159
WHERE IS THE CONTINUE
>>691016249
You ain't a very good teacher
>>691029102
And probably undercover cops, like "backpages.com"
>>691029748
Neil?
>>691025578
sauce ?
>>691029883
It is here: >>691029858
I rode a home made dildo so hard I ruptured my prostate and came blood.
>>691029858
What was it like the first time you slid into her pussy? What was it like after you came? regrets?
>>691029858
Please do continue
in 4th grade, i jacked it during social studies
>mfw i sat in the front row
>>691029914
Underrated to fuck
>>691029748
>>691030164
Dont be freak out. Please I wont tell anyone
>mfw i am the foam roller
>>691031182
>social studies
>jacked it
Possibly the best possible use, and certainly the most enjoyable use of your time during this class. I hated that class.
>>691016567
I did that in the 1st grade. Totally thought no one could see me. Girl sitting behind me taps my shoulder and says "nice dick". Was embarrassed as fuck and put it away.
>Had a bad case of diarrhea and shit all over my bed while my girl was riding me.
>>691031228
that guy has an amazing face. who is he?
Jerked off to an archie comic in the back seat while my mom and dad were in the front.
>>691028159
>>691029858
>stay like that for about five minutes, gently fucking that soft warm heaven that was her mouth
>have to fight so hard not to try to ram my dick down her throat, but I knew that even as high as she was, being choked out would probably wake her up.
>Feel myself about to cum, pick up the pace just a bit
>a though occurs to me and I pull out
>how long does the taste of cum stay in your mouth I wonder?
>decide it's not worth the risk and pull out, but get an idea of how to make it work, I'd just have to be patient.
>finish off by titfucking her like I usually did.
>resist the temptation to go to sleep in her bed: even though I knew I'd probably wake up first the following morning, I didn't want to risk it.
>Head off to bed, half hard again just thinking about my plan
>about two weeks later, I see my opportunity.
>I'd played with her twice in the time between, but I needed to wait for a certain opportunity.
>about 3:30 AM, mom stumbles in, I was napping on the couch. Wake up, asses her to see, aaand.
>Victory.
>I've never been too big into drugs myself, so I don't know exactly what she was taking, but over the years I'd gotten pretty good at judging by her mood and what she was on how I could treat her.
>Most nights she'd just fucking pass out. Some nights if she was on some real hardcore shit, it was best to leave her alone. Every now and then, she'd come home and she'd be super suggestable but also out of it.
>I didn't know then and I still don't know if it was one specific drug or a combination or what, but some days I could convince her to do anything, and like always, she wouldn't remember a fucking thing afterwards
(except sometimes she did, but more on that later)
>Usually I'd use this to get money out of her or get her off to bed so I could have some fun with her, but tonight I had a batter plan.
>Get her to straddle my lap, making out with her, licking and kissing her tits.
continued
>>691031574
You're just admiring his chin
>>691013866
Haha ok.
>Fiancée had left me a year or 2 earlier
>going through a fucked time with that, plus illness (cancer)
>since I couldn't work due to illness, playing vidya heaps
>landwhale is one of the people in guild on WoW
>chat a bit, realise she lives 20 mins drive from my place
>she ends up messaging me heaps, says we should catch up
>yeah ok, may as well
>hits me up for casual snu snu
>desperate as fuck, so boner intensifies
>end up fucking her over a 4-6 month period
> she turns full stalker mode, randomly messaging me how she wants my cock
>end up not talking to her anymore, cause fucking landwhale
>see feminist rants on her FB page
>goes on about how Trayvon was a gud boi, he dindu nuffin
> laugh my arse off at her, tell her how she went full retard
>she rages and deletes me
>another mate and I who I met through WoW laugh at her often
>no fucks given
Pic related - mfw she is now engaged to some betafag. Hahaha
sometimes I give old horny men dildo shows on skype.
feel like such a faggot after.
>>691009963
Underrated post holy fuck
>>691031625
C'mon man, did you go balls deep in your mom's pussy or what?
I use to dial my crush and jerk off to her voice. Problem is though I never said anything so she just said "hello?" got to the point where she threatened to call the police never called her after that
>>691028864
I've done this
>>691012290
>"Masturbated outside in the rain"
welp now i want to do that, btw im married
>>691013112
>>691012290
>masturbated in the rain
>>691009507
every sunday at church, from age 11-15:
>part of large worship group
>a few min after the pastor starts talking, escape to bathroom
>lock myself in handicap stall and get naked
>spend the next hour fapping furiously
>threat of being caught is fucking hot
>keep fapping even when people pissing in urinals right in front of me
>crawl under those divider things between stalls while naked to increase chances of being caught
>pic related, would crawl from right stall all the way to left and back
>blow my load into the toilet and flush
>return to worship, usually with only a few min left
This made Sunday worship so much better. I never got caught, but had some close calls.
1:
>doing that thing where i crawl into other stalls while naked
>guy comes in
>too far to crawl back to handicap stall in time
>lock the stall i'm in and stake out
>guy goes into stall between my current one and the handicap stall
>fuck, bored as hell
>fap until he leaves
>crawl back into handicap stall
>blow massive load
2:
>guy jumps over the handicap stall to peek at me
>prob suspicious that i'm in there the entire time every sunday
>just blew my load, grabbing toilet paper to clean the jizz
>MFW i lucked out and it looked like i was just preparing to wipe my ass
I continued this tradition every Sunday until we stopped going to church
>>691031625
Did you get catched?
>>691031625
>>691029858
>>691028159
Underrated story. Will add to wincest collection
>>691032999
Youre fucking weird
>>691022509
Either they're being edgy and they don't entirely feel like that
Or they're sex deprived virgins living in their moms basement
Or both
>>691028159
>>691029858
>>691031625
>after a few minutes, "Anon, we shouldn't do this."
>"Bitch, what? I'm not anon, I'm chad!"
>Being high as a god damned kite, she believes me
>She mutters something about time, mutters something about getting home to the kids
>GUILT.JPG
>Almost decide to stop, but come on. Horny teenager with a sexy woman on his lap?
>Stopping? Yeah right.
>Getting nice and hard from her grinding downward against my lap, decide it's time to move forwards
>Get her off my lap, sit her down, don't even say anything, just push down my shorts and present my rock hard cock to her.
I was always angry at my mom for how much she slept around, but god damn is there something to say for experience.
>She fucking deepthroats me.
Like it's just something you do, seemingly effortlessly shoving seven inches of cock down her throat like it's no big thing, after a single lick and a kiss. Like seriously what the fuck. This woman could barely fucking walk or speak but she could cram a dick down her throat easy as breathing. I mean god damn.
Anyways...
>After a single lick and a sloppy, inebriated kiss on the head of my cock, she slides my whole length in her mouth.
>Try not to blow my load instantly, almost fail
To this day, I live with the knowledge that my mother gives a better blowjob than any woman I've ever been with.
>she alternates between sucking my cock deep into her mouth, deepthroating like a goddamn pornstar, and giving me a sloppy drunk girl blowjob.
>One second it's watching my whole length slide down her throat, the next it's watching my mom lick and drool on my cock like the drunken slut she was.
>I last maybe three minutes, tops. Probably less.
>Slide my fingers into her hair and push myself all the way in, blow the biggest load of my life.
>Like a fucking idiot I just sit down next to her and we pass out on the couch.
>Wake up about 6:30 AM when I hear my sisters starting to move around in their room.
>See topless lipstick-smeared mom. ctd
>>691023969
Get her in a hot tub and the spirm dies
>>691032999
I wish I thought of that. I fucking hated Sunday school
>>691033689
>>after a few minutes, "Anon, we shouldn't do this."
>>"Bitch, what? I'm not anon, I'm chad!"
TOP. FUCKING. KEK, ANON.
>>691033446
fuck off, normie
>>691032999
shit, upside-down satan
>>691033689
>Thrown a blanket on top of her.
>Manage to contain the situation. Over the coarse of the morning
>At the time I was sure she didn't remember anything, but again, more on that later.
Now on the actual sex! I'll greentext the first time.
fuck my ex
bitch gave me chlamidia
>>691032999
kek'd
>>691033689
>chad
One time I shoved a hammer up my ass. Handle end. Also a glass perfume bottle, which almost got lost in my ass.
>>691012290
I like to wank in the rain so no one can see me crying
>>691032999
>crawl under those divider things between stalls while naked to increase chances of being caught
>pic related, would crawl from right stall all the way to left and back
How much of people's piss, shit, and dirt did you get on your hands and dick in all those years?
>>691032999
"Praise Jebus haliluya son" church is good, amen
>>691034336
THANK Gawd, my dick is getting sore. Just can't cum to mom's blowjobs.. I almost got there, but then nope.
>>691032999
>>691034962
enough to get my dick total immunity to STDs
>>691033689
>>691034336
>Be me, still sixteen, about a month after the blowjob incident.
>Still playing with her whenever I get the chance, haven't gotten a blowjob since that day.
>Pretty much the same conditions as the first blowjob night, the girls were at our grandparent's house so I could "study with a friend", mom stumbles inside.
>She's wearing this cute little red dress that hugs every single curve on her body, drawing the eye to all the right places.
>I can feel blood rushing to my cock, just sit there quietly waiting until I realize that, much to my horror, she's not high.
>A few moments later I really, really wish I hadn't jinxed it with that thought.
>I try not to die inside as she fucking gets high right in front of me.
>Doesn't even check to see if the girls are home, certainly doesn't give a shit if I see
>Doesn't even have the god damned decency to hide it anymore.
>I just stand there fucking watching as the most beautiful woman I'd even seen in person takes one more tiny step towards ruining her looks.
>I shout at her. She shouts back. Our fight ends when I storm off to hide in my room and try not to kill myself and/or her
(seriously, I once bought a gun off a friend for that exact purpose. My life was pretty dark at that point)
>After an hour I know she'll be zoned out on the couch
>But wait! She isn't! The couch was empty! She was turning her life around and wa-
>No, she was just passed out in bed instead.
>I figure fuck it, I'm horny, I'm angry, she's passed out, why not.
>I look at her, still wearing that sexy red dress, still in her slutty makeup, and figure fuck it. Just fuck it all.
>Go through my usual stuff. Kiss her, tasting the traces of alcohol and smoke in her warm mouth.
>Feel up all her curves, her skin just barely sweaty from a night of dancing that she hadn't showered off.
>I'd pulled her out of that dress and was lying on top of her, her legs spread around my hips, when I look up and see staring back at me.
cntd
>>691033689
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>>691031487
Know a couple who had the exact opposite happen.
>>691037003
>Know a couple who had the exact opposite happen.
Constipation during sex can be just as horrible and embarrassing.
My sister and I masturbated each other listening to our parents have sex.
> as a kid whenever i was drug to church i would go to the bathroom once i got bored and jerked off
> was raised in a very christian house so i felt really dirty doing it
> made it a way more satisfying cum
> would fuck my best friends sister all the time
> she was obsessed with me for a long time
> eventually let her touch my dick
> over the years it became every time i went over my best friend's house, the sister and i would always find a way for her to at least jerk me off/give my dick a kiss
> one time i'm on the couch for a sleep over
> friend goes to his room to go to bed
> sister comes out
> sits next to me
> i'm tired so i'm not really acknowledging her
> she stick her hand under the blanket
> rubs my dick over pants
> she goes to put hand in my sweatpants, but i say no
> eventually realizes the sweatpants i'm wearing have a small hole near the balls
> she starts ripping open the whole so she can grab my dick
> feel very violated
> loving it so much
> makes me cum
> gives me sloppy kiss
> goes back to her room
> fall asleep on the couch
> same thing a couple weeks later, go to friends for sleep over
> she comes out of her room once friend goes to bed
> rubbing me over pants
> haven't showered in a couple days
> mildly stinky dick
> i tell her to suck it
> she says no
> 10 mins pass of more over pants and me telling her to suck it
> eventually get tired
> stand up
> pull pants down
> grab back of her hair
> force deep throat
> after a min she starts really getting into it
> blow load deep down her throat
> tell her to go to bed
only posting in this thread because shes a whale
have a shit ton of stories
we did stuff nearly every day for seven years
the feels when she got pregnant and moved out, still tries to set up fuck session, while her current bf monitors her texts
>>691037215
"Oh god yes, keep going, but I want a cleveland steamer honey... hhnnnnnngggg... can't do it babe, I feel like I'm gonna blow an o-ring if I keep pushing this hard"
>>691036342
>Bought a gun off a friend for that exact purpose
Dude holy fuck that's exactly what was going to happen last week for me. He kept asking why I wanted the gun so I just had to cut off the deal.
>>691037455
checked
green text that shit
>>691037611
>>691027371
Yeah, it really does, but I'll touch on that once I finish the greentext for those bastards.
>>691036342
>see my mom staring into my eyes
>briefly FUCKING INTERNAL PANICKING
>Feel my soul die a little bit as I realize that from the glossy, heavy lidded stare, she's way to fucking high to realize what's happening, and even if she does, she won't remember it.
>Just kiss her, trying to drown my guilt in the warm feeling of her lips on mine,
>She's more lucid than usual, almost but not quite reciprocating my kiss
>unbelievably aroused by that point. I'm naked, pressed up against a beautiful, equally naked woman. She's flushed with arousal and drugs, I she feels impossibly warm and wet underneath my hands and body.
>In a moment of lust fueled by equal parts arousal, terror, guilt, and rage, I throw caution to the wind and slide myself inside her.
Okay, real talk here for a moment. I'm just going to come out and say that I can't even think of words for hour good this felt. I've embellished details here and there to make for a better story, but in all honesty, I just need you to imagine the best vagina you've ever fucked. Now imagine finally sliding into it after half an hour of foreplay. Now imagine that your raging hard on has all the pent up rage, guilt, and fear that I'd picked up over the years of living with her.
>Literally feels like heaven. Words just aren't adequate. I'm used to foreplay and 3rd base with an unconcious woman, and here I was with my cock thrust balls deep into the feverishly warm vagina of a woman I had desperately loved and passionately hated for ten years.
>I kissed her, loving the feeling of her tongue against mine, the feeling of her warm slick body, the mind bendingly rapturous sensation of all seven inches burried inside her...
cntd.
>>691037611
You probably cleared your throat too much while you were talking to him.
>>691038429
Your life was fucked anon. So howd she 'almost' figure it out?
>>691009507
licked her butthole.
>>691009507
My friends mom
>>691038429
did she move her hips?
>>691039070
I did this the other day
>"Ew anon you just licked my ass!"
Nah bih I licked yo pussy
I played a lewd visual novel game called imouto paradise in the back seat of a car with my parents in the front for a long roadtrip ride.
>>691038488
I avoided talking about the purpose for the gun. Only thing I said was "So I could walk on the streets". We live in a pretty dangerous city, a lot of niggers. I also tried to convince him by giving him s fuckload of money for the gun, as I wouldn't have use for money after I'm dead.
>>691038429
If a mom has a son via natural childbirth, she should not feel bad about allowing her son to enjoy her in this fashion. It's good.
>>691012709
>repeatedly fucking a teddy bear in your moms panties
>morals
i tried to suck my own dick and fractured a piece of my spine.
>>691036342
>>691038429
>Aaaand... I went under.
(If you're just here for the porn, skip to when the greentext picks up again)
That may seem like a strange way to put it, but I'm having a hard time thinking of a way to describe it. Finally committing to having sex with her, being with the woman I so desperately loved after so many years, committing that greatest sin of my life... It sort of felt like when you're out drinking and you finally give in and commit to losing the night, and throw back another one. It felt like when some asshole is up in your face and you're seeing red and you're just going to let go and pound his fucking face in. It felt like that moment with your first lover when you look each other in the eyes and throw caution to the wind. It just felt like letting go. Consequences be damned, I was going to have unprotected, passionate sex with my largely conscious mother.
>After the shock of that first thrust in fades away, I just let go and had passionate, sweaty, horrifyingly intimate sex with my mother.
>Within a minute she's letting out half drug-sedated moans as I slide into her warm, (surprisingly) tight pussy over and over again.
>I barely last ten minutes, although considering the circumstances, in retrospect, that wasn't a bad run.
>I feel my balls tightening up and an orgasm rushing towards me.
>she starts to say something but I slide my fingers into her hair and kiss her, shoving my tongue into that feverishly hot wine-flavored mouth, and blow my load.
I really don't remember what happened after that. I kind of lost the rest of the night to a combination of stress, relief, and probably a bit of a contact high from fucking a woman whose sweat was probably so drug-saturated as to be a controlled substance.
>be 10
>friend is sleeping over
>11 or 12
>get brilliant idea
>attempt to have sex with her
>roughly jerking her around trying to get it in
>panties in the way
>can't figure out how to bypass at the time
>say fuck it and go back to bed
As far as I know, she doesn't know.
Jerked off in the back seat of a car once under a blanket. Parents were in front seat.
>>691009507
sodomized myself with wooden nunchucks that an etched grip... my asshole has never been the same since
>>691039070
Seems to look less like Demi Moore when you tilt her back.
>>691037455
>>691038152
>be 18, on trip with family, stop at RV park for the night
>RV has a bedroomm for mom and dad, then the kitchen/"living room," and at back is llittle cubby with bunk beds for sister (15) and i to sleep in
>have dinner, watch a movie, then mom and dad go to bed
>"don't stay up too late" they say
>sis and i stay up to watch another movie
>halfway through the RV starts rocking and i can hear noise coming from parents' bedroom
>pause the movie and listen, they're moaning
>sister is mortified, blushing, trying to get the remote from me so she can PLAY the movie and TURN IT UP so she can't hear
>but i keep the remote and she stops wrestling and we just listen to our parents, who are trying to stay quiet but not doing a great job of it
>sitting there, lit only by the TV, listening
>sister is still mortified but i'm getting diamonds and i cant' take it, i whip it out and start stroking
>her eyes bug out and she turns away, "what are you doing! your sick! stop that!" etc etc, curled up and facing away trying to not see
>but i don't stop and i don't talk to her, just lean back and fap
will continue
>>691026328
Did you see the internet say, pre-2000? There were no decent AV, Firewalls, or adblockers. All ads were virus ridden and some people could get infected by merely being online. I blame AOL, personally.
Assuming that poster isn't a summerfag talking about 2 years ago.
>>691017593
>>691019112
>>691028159
>>691029858
>>691031625
>>691033689
>>691034336
>>691036342
>>691038429
>>691040056
The collected works, gentlemen. Questions? Comments?
>>691040620
I just find it wild that a dude out there actually banged his mom. Given your circumstance, If I was you, Ida probably piped that too
>>691040620
One word:
diamonds
One time I jerked off while driving and came on the steering wheel.
>>691040620
10/10 saved, screenshotted.
Was that the last time you did something with her? Did she ever say anything or even know?
Bud posted it to youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNIrB348CM0
>>691040620
someone should screencap this. I would but ima lazy fuck
>>691040620
You still didn't explain how she remembered.
I once took my sisters panties one day and wore them when she was out of the house. I got a boner from the excitement so i jacked off wearing them and ending up cumming in them.
I regreted it immediately after the horniniess was gone.
>>691040620
Just done wiping myself off, thx.
>be me
>every time I fap I blow my load in a towel
>i first did it because once I hadn't fapped in 3 weeks and fapping into a trash can would not have been an accurate gauge of cumshot distance
>first starting doing this 2 years ago
>family will never know they have been rubbing my cum on their bodies after every shower
>>691041378
this
>>691040620
She never asked about anything?
Also, you said you're family is all ok now?
>>691040484
continue
>>691041444
Trips (almost quints) checkd
>four years ago
>be 15
>sleeping at friends house
>friend has hot 13 or 12 year old sister
>we were all sleeping in one room
>my friend leaves to go to the bathroom
>sees friend's sisters foot hanging off the bed
>Nicefoot.jpg
>Rub my dick on it and i explode 3 seconds before my friend re-enters the room
>Put sheets over her cum covered foot
>we go to sleep
as far as i know, neither one of them know about it.
Jerked off in my tractor during harvest.
>>691009507
>shoved a conditioner bottle in my asshole, nearly tore the sphincter muscle
>took adderall and whacked it until i was sore and my dick skin was red and looked carpet burned
>wore my moms panties and pantyhose and whacked it hard several times as a kid
>rubbed a girls sore feet at a high school debate tournament right before one of my rounds and "accidentally" moved her foot onto my dick
>made sexual advances at an obvious lesbian
Tried to lengthen my member at 12 by tying rope around it with other end tied to padlock. Swung it around for awhile.. Accomplished nothing but pain.
Also thought it'd be a good idea to shove several things in my butt. Plunger, corn, hairbrush, dog dicks
Everything just hurts.
>>691040999
>>691041444
>>691041700
>>691041744
This is secretly a get thread
>>691009963
His mom cunt bitch? Whoaaaaa man, whoa.
>>691041497
Oh man.
This is me except with a shirt.
Its so gross. I always used to use this old shirt as a cumrag for about a year and...well it wasnt pretty. Yellow stains all around. I ended up washing it because there wasnt anymore clean spots to rag off on and it was really crusty. Even after being washed it was still kinda dirty but passable. My big brother ended up wearing the shirt one day to go out. It was so wierd.
>>691039956
That's dedication
>>691037611
Yeah, I know that feel bro. I was in a pretty dark place during those years. Really glad I didn't do anything drastic though, which reminds me! I forgot part!
>>691036342
>>691038429
>>691040056
>>691040620
>>691041378
>>691041513
>>691041557
So you know how I mentioned a couple of times that she might have had some idea of what I did? Well after about another year of that, my grandparents started getting a better idea of just what kind of life my sisters and I had, and how my mother was acting, and they kind of tough loved my mother into getting her shit together. She got off the drugs, stopped going out all the time, barely ever drinks, and she went back to school.
Well as she got her life together, I let mine fall apart. Between the stress of my adolescence, the whole thing with my mom, raising my sisters, the suicide of my long-term girlfriend, and unwanted advances from one of said sisters, I was in a pretty bad place. I won't get into gritty details, but we had a huge fight and when my mother tried to reconcile, she said that we needed to forgive each other. Naturally my response was something about the lines, of "What the hell do you need to forgive ME for? Raising your kids? Supporting the family for six months when you got kicked off welfare? Looking like the guy who knocked you up at 15, a guy I never even got to meet?"
Aaaaand she said something along the lines of "forgiving me for times when I'd taken advantage of her while she was high"
Now this isn't as damning as it might seem. She may well have been referring to times when I'd taken money from her or taken her keys when she was out, because she'd confronted (screamed and shouted, mostly) me about that a few times.
Buuut at that point I'd pretty much walked out of their lives anyway.
>>691041168
>>691041242
If I had any idea how, I would.
>>691039956
May be what that fuckin pain is in my back.
>>691010904
I was about to say cumming in a girl's shoe
Well done
>>691041168
Could you either post that or explain how I do the same without having to scroll+screenshot it all on my phone?
>>691041014
It's difficult. I tend to stomp gas/brake when I cum...not good.
ask for nudes to my ex-teacher
>>691041933
>dog dicks
>>691042608
Thanks for that m8.
VERY engaging read.
>10/10.
>>691043303
Married now. It's been years. Youth+horniness...not good. Fuck you for assuming things tho.
>>691012390
Stfu
togtfo is only for chicks that say dumb shit like "I'm a girl but..." etc.
Women are allowed here and unfortunately so are you.
Lurk more.
>>691043003
dude i throw it on cruise control
once i didnt use cruise for some reason and realized i was going something like 105 after i came
>>691043554
I came right as a light turned red and skid into the intersection with my pants down and jizz going everywhere. That thrill tho.
>>691040484
>this goes on...parents still going, i'm taking it easy, and after a few minutes i notice sister
>her eyes are closed and shes rubbing one breast and blushing hard but can't seem to help herself
>she does this for a while, other hand up covering her turned-away face, and slowly her hand drops from her chest to her lap and slides inside her shorts
>now we're masturbating listening to our parents quietly fuck as the RV rocks
>i scoot closer to her on the couch, bodies touching; she gasps and i take my hand from my cock and sllip it in her shorts
>"what are you doing?" she asks, she's stiff as a board, panicking, and i just push her hand aside and start playing with her pussy
>which is soaking wet, and here she is tryinig to play the put-upon innocent
>she's whisperng "stop it," her hand is on my wrist but doesn't push away, kinda holds it there
>with my free hand I grab her left, pull it away from her face, and lower it to my cock
>she's breathing heavy and whimpering, face turned away from me, but her hand wraps around my cock and clumsily pumps
>use my hand to guide her for a bit until she can do it right and now we're masturbating one another while our parents fuck 20 feet away
>she still won't look at me but her hips are thrusting and when i tell her to take her shirt and bra off she doesn't hesitate
>her head tilted back, biting her lip, i'm playing with her tits and slamming two fingers into her
>and i cant take it, i stand up, crouch over her, and cum on her tits, she looks at me and asks what i'm doing and i spray the last of my load on her face
>she's sputtering, spitting, wiping her face with one hand and I realize that the bedroom is quiet...they're done...and could come out any time
>tell her to get to bed, quickly turn the tv off, and wipe my jizz on a dirty shirt before crawling into my bunk
>she comes in a few minutes later after visiting the latrine, gets in her bed without a word
>i lay awake for a while and hear her finish masturbating
>>691042608
That was quite the story 10/10
>>691043296
Did she deliver?
Pic Related
I jerked off in the middle of the street I lived on when was 14 to completion.
>>691009507
I found my black milf aunt panties and fapped to the smel, black people sweat a lot so it was delicious. Almost got caught and pretty sure she suspects something, it was two days ago. I've smelled her undies before one time but was to ashamed with my self to actually fap to it, but I knew I had no choice this time
>>691044193
I feel like a mouse trap would do mare damage than that by itself. Nevermind the pin.
>>691044163
yes
Showed my fiancé nudes of my ex
>>691043549
just based on the bitchiness and over-emotional response, I actually don't doubt that you are a female.
It's /b/, if you still get worked up over tits or gtfo, then you're the one that needs to lurk moar, faggot.
I kissed my sister on the lips one time. She told the parents and they had to have a long talk with me. i also stole her panties. She never knew though.
When I was a kid I drew a big face of a girl and cut out a hole in the mouth. Then I cut everything around it and put my the dick thru the hole and walk around with it in my pants. Also I use to cut the fingers off gloves and then wore it on my dick. It was a snug fit
>>691042608
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>>691040056
Wanna know the worst part of this story? Like I said earlier, I haven't talked to her in a year, and I've only seen her a couple times, but... She looks better now than she ever did when I was growing up. What with her new job she eats really healthy food all the time, she gets enough sleep, no drugs, no booze, she stopped dying her hair and let it go back to it's natural blonde (my family is mostly a pale blonde bunch, but my mother has this beautiful titanium blonde hair so light it's almost white. I fucking love it and never understood why she was always dying it other colors), she started doing some light cardio, pilates, that kind of thing, so she's gotten really toned, and most of all she's just an angel when she's sober. When she was always high, sure she was hot, and she always wore slutty clothes, but she was always a little off. There was this too-intense, feverish light in her eyes, or she'd have that glazed over dead eyed look, but now? She seems healthy and happy and so very, very alive. She's more attactive now than she's even been, and even though she wants me to come home, even thought i hear that beautiful voice of hers in my voicemail at least once a month saying she want's to talk to me, saying I should just hear her out, asking why I won't just talk to her, I can't look her in the eye. My mother is now what I always wanted her to be, what I always wished and prayed she could be, and I can't bring myself to speak to her.
>>691045051
The dick part sound p funny.
Also sounds warm for wintertime.
>>691013632
Gimme your money. >.>