Celeb thread
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Celeb thread
>>690948495
Big pale boobs are my favourite type of boobs and Anne delivers
>>690947706
Is this emily osment?
Been a long Time since the last Queen of /b/ thread
>>690947706
She's so hot
>>690949155
She looks sad :(
>>690950194
>>690949891
sad because she isnt as popular to cum on as other celebs
>>690950564
I can help her there tbqh
>>690950653
looks like that would make her happy
>>690950805
Nothing better than a smiling girl with cum on her face :)
One of her tits is smaller than the other, lerl dumb tits.
>>690948495
Damn Strait, George.
>>690951239
who cares
>>690951392
>>690951459
>>690951507
"Fuck me" eyes webm for good measure.
Enjoy.
I would drag my balls across 3 miles of shattered glass just to smell the used mattress belonging to the last guy Ivanka Trump fucked.
>>690951459
perfect facefuck position
>>690951736
Honestly though, her tits are not that great...sure they are nice but i've had better and im like a 6/10 at best.
>>690952224
Or even face sit position.
>>690951736
very poor choice
Maisie Williams in a bikini
id so fuck that her body is perfect
>>690952808
I'd worry about studying some grammar and punctuation first there, bud
>>690952808
I would keep her tied up in my basement to use as a fuck toy. I would not have a relationship with her outside of that.
>>690951598
More please!
>>690953000
>I'd worry about studying some grammar and punctuation first there, Bud.
FTFY, Faggot.
>>690953548
just fucking stop
>>690953000
Or maybe you should study some reading comprehension if you don't even understand an autist internet-speech.
"id so fuck that" because "her body is perfect".
>>690953034
What would you make her wear?
>>690954361
>>690954468
I love her ass, got any?
>>690954416
Depends on my mood. I would probably slowly entertain every male fantasy. BDSM, superhero, servant, maid etc. but most of all, a ball gag.
>>690955191
Ball gag means you can't use my favourite part of her.
>>690955286
eh, sorry i can't stand her face, maybe its just the priviledge or the fact that shes rich idk, but i really just wanna slap her face rather than admire its beauty. Shes not particularly ugly or anything it just bothers me/ makes me want to slap her. I'm an odd one.
>>690957062
My nigga
>>690956365
more?
>>690957843
>ywn live inside kstew's chucks
>>690952039
So Donald's matress?
>>690952039
You mean her dad?
>>690958562
yum
Rachel says VOTE LEAVE!
>>690959561
Yessss more of that
M-My beautiful m-m-mistress Jessica Alba h-has t-told m-me I-I'm just an ordinary looking guy with a medium to s-s-small Wilson... I-It is true s-so I-I readily agreed w-with h-her... I-I d-don't w-want t-to upset h-her in any w-way which w-will g-give h-her a cause to think about seriously leaving m-me; she's j-just too much of a beauty wonderful girl... I-I-I mean l-look at h-her... Wow... She also said I'm not nearly g-good enough f-for h-her and i-it's true too... she said if me and m-my ordinariness is going t-to b-be living w-with h-her she w-will n-need something extra to fulfill h-her desire... she s-said she w-will require a real m-man w-with a real penis to satisfy h-her sexually... She c-cconsented to l-live w-with a freak like m-me o-on this condition... I-I quickly agreed and c-counted m-my blessings f-for what I-I could g-grab when I-I could grab it...
based kstew
Big yes on stone-faced KStew
>>690961546
noooooOOOOOooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOpe
>>690956112
Man, I wish a hi-res version of this pic would emerge. I guess we have to wait until later this year...le sigh.
>>690949155
>>690948762
She looks great but every time I see her face all I can picture is her whispering "I see dead people"
>>690961871
*Waits patiently*
>>690953034
Bullshit. You would probably ask her on a date the moment you tied her up.
>>690961919
>>690962099
Moar Katy please.
>>690951598
Godamn.
Jah bless the anon(s) who is/are posting the KStew
>>690962190
>>690962189
and she would friend zone him
>>690962321
You're welcome
>>690962556
my nigga
>>690961943
all i see is those tits
Not sure if celeb but whatever
>>690954416
found the cuck
>>690962997
>>690962997
Not this ugly whore again.....
>>690963201
>>690963220
Marina is not ugly, she is the most attractive 30 year old
>>690963220
Snooki is very talented
>>690958552
yummy thick goddess
>>690963274
>>690963315
Stop calling Marina snookie, she is not a spic
>>690963201
Would fuck her hard and dirty.
>>690963482
>>690963220
This, God she's nasty
>>690963390
She has a dong, just like your previous beau.
you're a faggot if this isn't a 10/10 to you
>>690963482
>>690963550
Marina is not ugly nor is she nasty, you're all wrong
>>690963663
No, she is not a trap
>>690963683
WOW
>>690960205
She s-says it is m-my d-duty as the m-man o-of the house to make s-sure everyone is c-completely satisfy and w-well... So she s-s-says it is m-my responsibility t-to m-make s-sure she finds young lovers with beautiful healthy extremely fit bodies... She s-says she g-goes crazy f-for young m-men l-like this when they approach h-her on s-social media or on the s-street; she secretly d-desires to have sex w-with them... she s-says if she is n-not satisfied sexually then she w-will m-make sure I-I am not either: she won't ever l-let m-me approach h-her in any w-way... S-So reluctantly I-I-I am forced t-to scour around on social m-media and elsewhere to f-find h-her beautiful l-lovers w-with huge dicks...
>>690963663
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Yes, Love Selena
>>690963824
you can have your opinion
just stop raping my eyes, you sodomite
>>690964042
why would i be raping your eyes by posting this beautfull woman?
>>690963923
Would swim with
>>690963824
Start your own aged mexislut thread and stop shitting up this one then..
>>690964159
even if she's beautiful
it's still rape if i don't want it
>>690964194
she's not mexian, she Greek and Welsh therefore she's White. She is a Europian Godness
>>690964267
wrong
>>690964149
Any more from this set?
>>690964194
here is another middle aged mexican housewife
>>690963308
>)
Please stop with your autistic shitposting of this (at best) 5/10 gutterwhore.....
>>690951535
I just thought it was funny dickmonger.
>>690947706
If she'd only know how to get a cap off....
>>690964508
That's all. There are some outtakes but the quality is utter shit
Amanda Seyfried Knickerless photoshoot in Paris
>>690964946
fuck yeah
>>690964941
wrong, she's a 11/10
>>690964494
think you'll find i'm right
>>690963907
She's a coke whore with no actual talent. She has sucked so much dick, she sounds like another complete whore (Miley Cyrus).
>>690965074
boooing. more please!
>>690965161
You are 'tistic
>>690965191
Marina is not a spic, i call bullshit
>>690963843
At f-first I-I wan't sure if I-I could f-find such men... But them the offers c-came pouring in f-fast and furiously as I asked and posted around... I guess I-I-I c-can see why: she's very desirable even though I-I only o-offer a brief sexually experience rather than a-a f-full on relationship... Would any h-here on b/ b-be interested: let m-me know... Anyway I-I am forced t-to m-make enquires and set up d-dates w-with all s-sorts of p-potential m-men with her... they a-are a-all s-so enthusiastic t-to j-jump into b-bed w-with h-her at a m-moments n-notice s-so I-I try m-my best t-to keep things in order so as b-best t-to protect her from overuse or abuse... She s-says s-so f-far h-her experiences w-with them h-have b-been amazing and she didn't know h-h-how she p-put up with a t-tiny-dicked w-wimp l-like m-me for so long before... She s-says she is blown away b-by them when they enter h-her and that w-wonderful f-feeling is s-something she w-will n-never ever g-give up again a-as l-long as she can help it... So i-it appears she w-will continue t-to have these bulls around h-her while w-we are together...
Is she trying out for the role in Basic Instinct3
>>690965487
Fuck off you stuttering bitch!!!
>>690965551
Wrong, Your memes can't get to me
>>690965544
Excellent rebuttal.
>>690965914
Fierce!
>>690965915
Damn that's hot. Any Moar?
>>690965161
hairy armpits, she's ugly.
3/10 would not bang.
>>690966213
Marina is not hairy and she's a 10/10
>>690966324
shoop slime white pls
>>690966423
gross, she's a 3/10.
>>690965915
More please more please.
>>690966324
Is it weird that I think this is the cutest picture of her I've ever seen?
>>690966579
it's because she looks happy. she doesn't smile often but she's really cute when she does.
>>690966472
Sorry can't do. I'm on mobile
>>690966714
Yeah I definitely think that's why too
>>690966504
She's the most attractive 30 year old you fuck
>>690966579
Well she is 16 in that pic so yeah kinda
>>690965866
Your transsexual hermit will never be accepted here, no matter how much you spam her little autist. Know it.
>>690966874
yeah yeah whatever.
>>690967160
Marina is not a trap
>>690966834
>>690966982
I love Kristen's legs and feet
>>690966874
Face it, you are just her obsessed little thumbdick stalker, and she has no place here no matter how many threads you ruin by posting her.
>>690967297
she's worth for her big tits, looks like a man.
3/10.
>>690966714
That's bullshit. There are countless pics of her smiling
>>690966982
>>690966579
>worrying about how old a Hollywood actress is
>2016
>>690967297
>Not a trap
>Post a pic where she looks like a trap more than ever
>>690966982
How old is Chloë in this picture?
>>690967431
Me too buddy me too
>>690967584
i bet you are a fedora basement faggot, also overweight.
>>690967753
who cares? she's flat and ugly.
>>690967160
Well your the dumb shit here. Because /b/ obviously loves feminine cocks. Know it
>>690957557
So THAT'S why she never smiles.
>>690967753
Don't know. Pedo fag.
>>690964494
Is she a trap
>>690968614
Yep, i bet she stick "her" dick with ductape to "her" ass.
>>690968275
Yep she hates heels
>>690963308
30? I would have said 40 minimum.
