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No cringe thread? Cringe thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjKXGWZ4N4g
Ashton Kutcher talking about assholes
>>690904292
bitch look like she got a stroke.
>>690905393
>She
>>690906756
That's disgusting
And retarded
>>690906756
legit, how does this retard drink anything?
>>690904292
looks like Denny
>>690906924
corks
>>690906924
Good point how does he eat and drink with those black rings from fucking shadow the hedgehog in his mouth
>>690904408
Aleks pls
>>690906756
Insert penis here
>>690907044
I imagine he would have a pair of rings that are filled circles.
>>690907306
That's fake
I hope
>>690907393
>>690907235
Such a hard choice..
>>690907285
>biological girl dick
>>690905393
That's a man, and a mentally challenged one at that.
>>690907338
that faggot could suck 3 dicks simultaneously.
he probably has already
This is supposed to be a cringe thread, not a make-me-feel-sick-to-my-stomach thread.
>>690907616
It's called being completely fucking crazy. These people belong in an institute for the mentally challenged, not among us.
>>690907863
>nigerian sperm banks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLa8M6f71J4
>>690907597
The thing that gets me more than anything else is that hes had his ears removed, why would you want to do all that shit?
>>690907909
>I can't stop eating fire again
Kinda ruins it, obvious fake, the pic is probably some accident or something
>>690907756
>2016
>not sucking 3 dicks at a time regularly
What are you, a faggot?
>>690908051
Why would you want to do any of that shit to yourself
>>690908169
what
>>690907597
i wonder what he does for a living?
>>690907157
Didn't believe it was real so I looked it up. This is just fucking sad. 4.2/5? What a disgrace.
>>690907152
Thats one broken human.
>>690907812
someone fucked that thing atleast 3 times... wtf
>>690908289
Nothing respectable.
>>690908051
guy: "just destroy my life without possibility to ever recover"
surgeon: "say no more"
>>690907288
>> had to cut the elastic just to try on
what a peice of shit
>>690904408
nice aleks
>>690906756
yuck
>>690908446
>being this new
>>690907410
Kinda how I imagine the guy with clossed holes
>>690907235
>>690907235
lmao at dad beans
I want to get off MR BONE'S WILD RIDE.
>>690907288
Well fucking shitthis Made me kek hard
>>690907812
what in the fuck
>>690907812
Why is she letting everyone finger fuck her jerky?
>>690907597
Did he really sew his ears shut? Wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO1nZviMrO8
>>690908625
i actually almost fucking puked
>>690908401
Those fucking teeth...
Fuck I need to go brush again.
>>690908401
>those teeth
All the other disgusting shit in this thread and it was those teeth that made me puke.
>>690908612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI_o_N13Q5g
>>690907690
THIS....THIS KILLS THE GAME FOR ME MAN. SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THIS?
>>690907938
Jesus.
>>690907779
>oh nice marble pattern
>read text
>suddenly see the rolls of fat and dead tissue
>>690907690
Idungetit
>>690907863
>jenk
my nigguh
>>690909032
>lust penis
MY SIDES
>>690907077
care to tell an uneducated pleb what those actually are?
>>690907152
>false advertising
>>690906756
Three dicks at once ...nice
>>690907690
That's just.. No. Those aren't jokes, man.
Collecting oc cringe worthyness now
>>690907285
Eh, passable, would still fuck.
>>690908236
I heaved
>>690907812
That's Emperor Nimbala, he's teryaki flavor.
>>690909113
interchangeable screw heads
>>690904292
This entire fucking board is a cringe thread
>>690909113
Changeable screwdriver heads.
>>690908289
I don't know, do you?
>>690907235
>dad beans
>>690909293
Amen brother.
>>690909293
considering most of them are kissless virgins
>>690909113
Drill bits
>>690909113
5.56×45mm rounds
>>690908790
How do you do this shit on an IRL account?
>>690908479
Average /pol/ user
>>690909455
By being literally retarded.
>>690907288
she shoe that absolutly cant fit, still cuts and ruins the product to prove his point that the shoes are bad becouse they wont fit.
im sorry, what?
>>690904292
This shit makes me want to vote for trump
>>690907961
thats so fucking fake
>>690909525
Average american intelligence.
>>690907288
>product disclaimer: protucts are designed and made for humans and only humans.
>>690907393
That made me fucking gag
>>690907961
>condition of jimmies:
>Unrustled [ ]
>Rustled [x]
>>690909540
fuck I used to kinda be like that kid back in the myspace days. My god what a bad chapter in my life
>>690907938
>>690909630
if someone handed me that i would just rip it in half and toss it away and move on with my day
>>690909775
Can you outgrow retardation?
>>690904292
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POST IN 3 THREADS OR MR.TOPKEK WILL NEVER SIT ON YOUR SHOULDER
>>690909272
kill meeeeee
>>690907885
And I still haven't seen one.
>>690907842
A phallus shaped Wolverine.
Alpha as fuck.
>>690909630
would hit the fucker that handed me that in the mouth.
>>690907597
WHAT?
SORRY I CANT HEAR SHIT JIM!
NO ITS NOT CAUSE I GOT MY FUCKING EARS REMOVED
NO NO...
NO IVE BEEN HUFFING AIRHORN GAS SINCE 6
NO I JUST WANTED A BUZZ FOR WHEN I GOT MY FUCKING EYEBROWS TATTOOED BLUE
>>690909847
I got lucky
>>690908882
That gooby shit is some twisted reality. Ms13 cutting off peoples necks is babycakes compared to this. Elder god insanity is right.
>>690908972
God needs to shead His light upon us again.
>>690907779
At first i thought that cake had a marble stone design on it but then i read the post. Oh god why?
>>690908449
what makes you think that? it looks like it was literally just born.
>>690907041
lel
>>690907351
one with the green tray didnt even try
>>690910054
He posted in /mlp/ a few months ago.
Its up to her eyes right now
>>690904292
Anybody know where to find that music video from like 2007 featuring a guy being chased another guy in a trenchcoat where a psuedo-deep song featuring the lyrics, "i am strong im powerful" playing? It was on youtube and you fags called it betacore.
>>690910163
What the fuck
>>690910631
That fucking board.
>>690910625
the fuck is a Hijra
the fuck is a Two Spirit
the fuck is an Other
>>690910222
To be fair I've fapped to Amy in the past a few times
>>690907938
I've seen this picture around quite a bit. I hope the daughter found it at some point
>>690909032
someone spent a lot of time making this
>>690908405
It's actually a decent way to get younger kids engaged with Shakespeare. It's not designed to replace it in any way. It's a decent learning tool; it's just a bit of fun.
It's a little bit cringe, but still. If it gets kids engaged with Shakespeare, which can be difficult, and gets them interested in and understanding the main texts then what's the problem?
Shakespeare can be dry as fuck and difficult to interpret when you're, say, 12 but it's decent shit and this can be an attention-grabbing stepping stone.
>>690909272
wouldn't that just make people more likely to ram the car
>>690909540
>>690909540
>>690909540
>>690909540
>>690909540
"My lovely camel lumps!"
>>690908646
If she actually eats that he's the real winner here
>>690910900
That's just brilliant.
>>690909600
and not fucking bipedal human sized bowling balls
>>690910727
Indeed.
>>690910752
Hijra is Indian (Ghandi) for a common (relatively) type of trans there.
>>690908593
Ive read this before but never fails to gross me out.
>>690910578
What a world we live in where gender and sexual orientation are more important in a movie than a well written plot
>>690909630
I would make them eat the fucking thing.
>>690910163
im a degenerate, id roll with this.
love me some dickgirls
>>690906756
okay eating and drinking aside, your teeth need saliva. his mouth will eventually start to smell like death because the gums, tongue and teeth dry up
>>690907597
Every day we drift further from god's light.
>>690910469
topkek
>>690904292
the real cringe way buying that stupid ass fag cap
>>690909716
Wtf is anal vore ??
>>690909973
At least he made something we thought it was impossible, a brony got laid.
Must be fake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_wczpjWRtQ
>>690907812
this is why breeders are fucking cancer
>>690909716
oh sweet jesus.
oh lawd.
oh my lawd.
>>690909596
Where am I when all of this happens!!?! Slow roasted honey glazed b8 potential
>>690911505
Jesus Christ this board is so fucking autistic.
Fucking leave please.
>>690909768
the edgy teen in me got behind this really hard for a second.
>>690908972
Now I want to taste Alexas poop.
>>690909630
I would try to fit that in their asshole
>>690908446
>4-chan
>>690910461
I CANT FUCKING READ IT, THE AMOUNT OF EMOJIS IS TOO FUCKING MUCH.
>>690909131
underrated post
>>690910578
why cant they just keep their fantasy stories separated
>>690910631
did anyone screenshot it? i want to see
>>690909113
What the fuck? Where do you live that you don't recognise screw heads?
>>690909113
made me cringe, gj
>>690912317
Why? Where's the follow up?
>>690912064
that yours?
>>690907306
>black music man in the back
>>690909716
googled 'anal vore', now i fucking hate myself
>>690907961
Oh well, she was ugly as fuck anyway. And 3/4? No, she takes it all and apparently hardly notices. Ugly and huge cunt. Next.
>>690907157
Eurgh
The reason the classics are classic is because of how beautifully written they are.
Turning them into retarded text-speak synopses for children is missing the point. I hope the author(s) got some serious shit for this.
>>690912217
eh, the only screwdrivers I own don't have interchangeable heads, i did assume they're screw drivers, just wasn't certain
>>690908289
professional bernie voter
>>690912317
i mean for a one line drawing thats not bad
>>690908625
this literally made me gag
>saved
>>690912149
Afraid not, it 404'd fairly quick.
He showed us how he collects it in the thread as well, apparently he jacks off into a funnel leading into another jar for a month and then tips the contents in at the end of the month. The jar is mostly brown by now and he's just up to below its eyes.
I'm somewhat impressed by how astonishingly autistic he is, he's been going at it for like 3 years or so.
>>690910410
DENNY IS ULTIMATE ALPHA
>>690907285
this entitletment is why everyone hates transexuals
>>690912710
What the swimming fuck is that?
>>690908694
Me too son
>>690912788
A really passionate man, indeed.
>>690912317
Line work wise thats not bad
>>690907731
i wonder if they used the tittiefat of the left thing to build the titties of the right thing
>>690912927
it's a feminine penis.
jesus you are politically incorrect
>>690909080
typical furry
>>690909775
You're gay as fuck then. A camel foetus in an ear. Compressed.
....
>>690911761
you're the only one on any spectrum you ass burger eating faggot
>>690907306
I thought the Panda was shooting steam or sperm or something out of it's head at first. Disappointed now upon closer examination
>>690913102
Got me good.
Enjoy the summer.
>>690912927
>>690913029
sure is summer in here
>>690907285
That guy got shrekt by a tranny with a biological girl dick
>>690911511
google it friend
>>690909716
this cant be real
>>690907288
>No, I would not recommend this to a friend
>if I had one
>>690907306
is that a fucking ring pop?
>>690907235
>dad beans
max adolf
>>690913546
everyone thinks being a soldier is brave, it's only natural to think even bronies fap to that shit
>>690909177
>pm me
>>690908043
Fuck you
Fridgebro is a good lad
>>690906756
Ho Lee Fuk
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
>>690907812
That thing has to be dead
In case somebody hasn´t seen it yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q
>>690907157
>yolo juliet
>>690908646
adolf
>>690913967
no one asked who you jack it to
>>690908205
why not just shoot it into the sink?
>>690914233
Kys faggot, you'll do the world a favour
>>690908205
>>690907235
This is satire, not cringe...
>>690909847
Everyone can have a retarded phase, Some years ago I watched three seasons of mlp, then some day I realized how faggot I was and rethought my life. But I still hate myself
>>690908306
>i act like i am 9 y/o
if he even knows his problem why dont he fixes it?
>>690911394
i dont think smelling like death is the problem, look at him, he probably does that already
>>690907538
dat pic
to perfect 11/9
>>690914457
That made me gag.
>>690914524
Why change when you can just expect the world to accept you instead? Takes less effort, no?
>>690907122
Why are kissless virgins obsessed with false rape accusations?
>>690904292
>officially
I feel like this being has no concept of the meaning of language - or biology.
>>690914176
115k likes
155k dislikes
Thanks based internets.
>>690914141
dont make fun of ma bois
>>690907690
Did you hear about the "Jokes for Minecrafters" book?
>They aren't funny
>>690907288
This person has lymphedema and is likely not as fat as you would assume.
>>690913629
jesus mother fucking christ, i dont EVER hope this is gonna be a reality
>>690909768
Posted via iphone, on Internet paid for by parents..
>>690907842
i really really like this image :^)
>>690914420
I know you only smile when you mutter kys but do you know the Cheeto dust slides off you face when you do it?
>>690913629
That seems like my dad. He has schizo, see sometimes I talk to dad, and others I talk to Sgt. Hannard who died in Vietnam.
>>690914524
Because we live in a world where if you're being retarded on purpose, you're not the problem, but the people around you that don't accept the fact that you're acting retarded are the problem.
You don't have to change, the world need to change to accept your level of retardation.
>>690914176
>I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive
nice
>>690907306
The cringe is corporate branding being their identity. Why can't they rebel or whatever in a more DIY way?
>>690908886
unofficial dont worry
>>690914141
Check out the cheekbones of no. 4 and that rugby physique of no. 5.
Bet they'd get all the dreamhack fangirl pussy, if any girls actually went to dreamhack.
>>690913629
That had a weirdly sexual vibe...
>>690908342
why is the windows and the fireplace so large compared to "justin"?
>>690909113
I am certain that there are certain things I am completely uneducated of that the majority knows their shit about, but honestly, how does a first world human being not recognize those? I'm not trying to offend you, I am genuinely curious. How old are you? Where do you life?
>>690914547
Who is this? and why do you post this?
>>690911050
He's right tho
>>690909540
enlightened.jpg
>>690914878
If you are a reflection of what you write by all means... but seriously just do it, no one will miss you, your mum will finally be relieved. There's no need to be as sad as you are anon. God bless
>>690907842
is he a jellybean or a wolverine?
>>690914547
Nigga you serious who are you adn why you use this picture
>>690909177
>pm me
Actually fucking kekd. Completely destroyed the validity of the reasons that supposedly threw her into this attention grabbing tantrum with just four letters. Alpha² as fuck.
>>690911122
pretty cool, actually
>>690910163
what the actual fuck
>>690909596
>The Earth is only 6000 plus yrs old
>6000 plus
>>690908727
>weeks worth of wage
>132,67$
how does he even pay for rent+food?
>>690909179
>my whole body and identity are completely at odd
>none of my physical features represent who I am
>that cat has no dick, it's a female now
>STOP MISGENDERING ME YOU SHITLORDS QQQQQQ
>>690909391
mal or femul
>>690915690
by leeching his parents' retirement fund or welfare for mental disorder
>>690914547
WHO THE FUCK POSTED THIS PIC; WHO IS THIS
>>690911404
>god is real
>freewill is real
>god doesn't like humanity using freewill
>just humanity
this is theshit that will keep us on earth
>>690909840
I'd laugh like a maniac furiously masturbating.
>>690909825
This made me laugh.
>>690908972
motherfuck, 20 bucks for 2 shitty [:^)] twinkies, people are crazy
>>690915332
Holy shit it's Putin as a kid in the middle
>>690910153
God I remember that Airhorn guy, kek
>>690908972
Pecunia non olet
>>690915317
>projector.jpg
>god
>>690908832
>>690908847
It's worse than you think.
He likes to eat shit (literally) and molested his very underage step-sister so badly he had to move out.
He's on ED. Nick Bate.
This, this thread is too much.
Holy fuck the poop-filled-american.treats and shit. Fuck that.
>>690914631
Then my work here is done.
>>690909826
>accept that I am smarter than you
>accept that I am modest
wut? Can't be real.
>>690911511
inserting yourself into an asshole compleatly
>>690909540
That's not how quantum mechanics work. Not at all.
>>690910153
This guy
>>690909391
brun0 grills anyone?
>>690907779
I somehow saw like ocean tides on the cake
Then read the status
>allofmyfuckingwat.Mp3
