Hey there son, didn't mean to scare you back there.
We've just had an outbreak of dubs in the area recently. Just show me your singles and you're free to go.
>>690868272
Sure officer, here you go
ossifer im jus a umble anin
I don't want any trouble officer
Fuck the police.
Haha, it ain't no thayng officer. I'm jussa law abiding black man ya hurd.
Here's ma sangles
>>690868557
dubs you going downtown son
>>690868816
BANG BANG BANG NIGGER DOWN I REPEAT CRIMINAL NIGGER IS DOWN NO NEED FOR THE AMBULANCE
>>690868272
im white sir let me go
Fuck 12
>>690868869
No problem, officer
No dubs, move along
>>690868272
Ossifer I been jus tryin to get to my home
>>690869012
fuck you bitch been posting since 04
Suck on these trips officer
no dubs here officer. ill be on my way
offercer you are wasting my time but ok
>>690868272
dindunuffin
>>690868902
Oh sheeit!
>>69086827
Fuck the police
No justice Know Peace!
Am I being detained
pls
Am I being Detained?
Of course officer, I haven't dubbed since highschool. You be safe out here tonight.
>>690868272
No problem officer, as you can see I'm a law abiding citizen.
I aint got shit
dont shoot
>>690868272
Check em
>>690868272
Nothin' out of the ordinary here, sir!
What seems to be the officer, problem?
I-I'm not hiding anything. Go ahead and check!
Fuck you pig, check em
>>690868272
It's perfectly alright officer. Here are my singles, good night!
I dindu nuffin
Ok officer. As long I can keep my loli collection.
>>690868272
o-o--ok officer,,,
triggered
dubs? i wouldn't dare sir in fact i am a bit offended
Am I being detained?
>>690869124
Yeah, okay. It's past your bed time, faggot.
>>690868272
dubs are for pussies, I only deal in trips
What? No dubs here.
you'll never catch me, fag
I have a licence for my dubs officer.
>>690868272
Stand back heretic
>>690869944
oh shit nigga get back
>>690869944
GET FUCKED
>>690870022
Nice.
>>690869943
Fuck you bitch I've been posting since 04
>>690870022
oh shit nigga get back
>>690869944
DOUBLE DUBS. Take him away officer!
>>690870022
Black man reporting in.
>>690868272
fuck the police, i'm a rich suburban white kid
>>690868272
#POLICESTATE
I'm horny rape with me with your bullets
K
Sure thing
Here you go sir.
oh it's fine, i just have somewhere to be
>>690870122
>>690870022
>>690869944
SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST YOU SCUM! IF YOU RESIST I WILL HAVE TO USE FORCE!
Here you go officer
Fuck you pig
>>690870388
get on the ground ya spook
>>690870388
FUCK RUN
No problem, officer.
>>690870388
GET HIM OUTTA HERE OFFICER
>>690870477
well shit
You see... These dubs have work vistas. So they can travel freely!
Here ya go sir
>>690870449
STOP RESISTING YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>690870388
HE'S GOT DUBS! GET HIM, YOU PIGS!
I-I'm clean. The dubs were my friend's!
>>690868272
Here you go officer, nothing to see here.
>>690870199
It's clear to see that you're his accomplice, anon!
Are trips allowed?
Here are my singles, officer !
>>690870733
Well, your friend isn't here now, is he?
>>690870755
Pew pew
>>690870388
NIGGITY NOGGITY
>>690870755
Oh shit
no dubs here officer
Your guns don't work on my trips
Im a nigger
>>690868272
i believe everything is in order
FCUK THE POLIEC
It's ok pig I'm not carrying dubs
I dindu nuffin
Fuck the police
>>690870755
Well maybe your his accomplice, anon!
I'm single so are my digits
>>690870388
>>690870477
I'll never get out of jail with these dubs.
I love it when they run.
>>690868272
its ok im a cop
>>690868272
Oh thank god officer, as you can see I'm just a young white teenager, nobody that could do any harm at all!
>>690871300
You'd better get going, then.
I can't get dubs anyway
>>690871300
You gotta love yourself then
>>690871300
THEN START FUCKIN RUNNING
Nothing to see here officer
>>690871300
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND, CRIMINA!
>>690871300
I LOVE IT WHEN THEY TRY TO HIDE AMONG THE SHEEP DIRTBAG!! YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, BUBBAS BEEN WAITIN ALL NIGHT FOR A CELL MATE
Just passing through officer.
Sorry mr officer you must be mistaken I got no dubs in here
Don't mind me officer
>>690871300
Oh shit, I swur i'ma gud boi, I din du nuffin officer. Just on muh way to get sum cigarellos before college.
>>690870848
I don't have any more! Just his!
>>690871399
LIAR GET ON THE GROUND!
>>690871399
SHOOT THAT TOMATO NIGGER
>>690871399
Sorry, kid. Not even once.
>>690871399
On the fucking ground
>>690871334
IDGAF COCK SUCKER YOUR GOING DOWN TOWN TO POUND CITY
Aye was guud offisa? Aye yo, yous a bitch! Bitch ass lame ass, pig ass cop, nam sayin Ho? You aint gon arrest shit!
420 fuk da police can't stop the dubs
i don'nt dubs chef
>>690868272
just passing through officer nothing to see he---FUCK YOU IA GOT DUBS
here you are officer, I'm sure you'll find that everything checks out
How about 100$ and let me off the hook this time
This is racial profiling. I don't have any dubs, why are you stopping me?
>>690871695
Summer much?
>>690868272
Thanks for the warning officer man!
Nah, mate. I'm clean.
Oh shit, better stay inside, they're looking for my dubs
Real nigga hours
>>690868272
Nothing to see here officer
I hope I don't drop my dubs on the way to Jamal's warehouse...
kys, pig
>>690868272
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
I got open carry on my dubs 5-0
>>690871986
>summer much?
Summer much?
I'm white
Born to trip
>>690872330
I'm sorry for your loss.
Dubs? What dubs? I don't have any dubs? The hells a dub?
I've never done dubs before! I don't know where those came from! you probably planted them on me!
>>690872304
alright you're cleared. You see any of those nigger dubs, you report to me. Got it?
GTFO of my face officer.
>>690871399
Welcome to the dubs world
>>690868869
Keep lurking, newfag.
don't worry officer, the only dubs I handle are of weed
Dubs? Never seen one of those!
Fuck you pig
search away officer i have nothing to hide
Good work guys, it looks like we cleaned the dubs up out of this area.
dubs? i have no idea what you're talking about officer
I've only ever heard of dubs, I never imagined they could be real
>>690872817
But what about these
>>690868272
Fuck you, pig. *peels out*
Never touched a dub in my life.
You sure these dubs ain't yours, Officer?
>>690868272
These are not dubs
>>690872458
Well you're still black, I'll have yo take you in on suspicious grounds. You may be the rapist were looking for, if not then you're still a rapist and we'll have one less on the streets. Job well done boys
>>690872944
Grab that nigger and his dubs!
>>690872944
Oh shit!
k
>>690872747
Fuck you civilian
Oh my god officer how terrible! Here are my singles.
>>690868272
I HAVE A LICENSE FOR THESE DUBS YOU FUCKING FASCIST
Can't catch me, mister law man
>>690873055
TRUMP'S GOT DUBS
>>690868272
I'm dub free officer, I assure you.
>>690868272
I have a permit I swear
>>690872948
Fuck you civilian! *peels banana, resumes sucking dick*
fuck you officers you'll never catch me REEEEEE
>>690873322
NICE TRY SICKO
Check em
>>690873322
I can smell the black coming off of you
*glances around nervously*
Uh, nothing to see here, sir.
My grandfather and I, possess none if these "dubs" you mention
GET IN HERE BROS
(idc if I'm arrested for illegal dubs)
>>690872523
Get on the fucking ground cop I'm robbing you
no officer here, dubs
>>690868272
I fucked up
>>690873322
Thems dubs dubs cunt.
I'm sorry officer. I understand...
Here are my singles. Am I free to go?
>>690873455
I NEED BACKUP, STAT!
>>690872295
>>summer much?
>Summer much?
summer much?
No problem officer
>>690868272
Cum inside me officer, I can feel the virus leaking out my fondue-covered cock...
Surely you can't arrest a woman for dubs?
No dubs here officer
>>690870134
>since 04
>thinks getting two consecutive numbers anywhere but at the end means squat
Bruh
No doubles here sir
>>690873596
>summer
>>690868272
No they're just red because i have allergies.
I'm clean, I swear.
>>690873322
On scene and standing by dispatch
>>690873391
*shoots Javelin rocket at you* Adios Mother Fudger *slo-mo walks away as explosions go off behind me, shrapnel peircing my back and killing me on the spot*
no dubs just these wicked fucking trips faggot
No dubs to repord kind sirrr. I am berry berry law abiding
>>690873700
SHIT PLEASE NO I'M GOING TO GET CUM ON YOU OFFICER
>>690873677
Well well well what do we have here?
>>690873515
Get on the fucking ground theif! I'm counter robbing you!
>>690868272
Here you are officer.
>>690868272
you dont have a warrant officer
you've never seen dubs like these before officer
Hello officer, here are my singles
>>690873743
>Underage b&
FUCKING SUMMER
Do you like summer though
>>690873714
YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU FUCKERS. I HAVE RIGHTS!
do not fear
No problem,officer, I'm just a law-abiding white man going out for some frozen yogurt.
I swear I'm not hiding any dubs officer
>>690873596
>Summer much?
>Summer much?
>Summer much?
Mummer such?
Right, of course. Here. :)
>>690873743
HAHAHAHAHA never heard a dem dubs befo'
Yo coppa I ain't got no fuckin' dubs up in ere'
No dubs on me.
>>690868272
like im scared of pigs
>>690873743
Everybody take a long deep breath and soak in that summer scent.
>>690874333
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND NIGGER
>>690874333
A NIGGER, OPEN FIRE!!!
>>690874006
Sure you do
>>690872523
Wh-whats up officer... Look at my singles...
>>690873677
You broke the law Nigger, also fuck you since 04 bitch ninja
My grandma had a ton of dubs I mean completely covered in dubs. Get-R-Done.
>>690874455
Oh no, I have been set up by my own police department. I'm being accused of being a crooked cop
im not black officer
Don't mind me officer, just a regular law abiding citizen passing through
Right here office... wait, I can't seem to find them.
>>690874455
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND NIGGER
>>690868272
i'm outta here porky
Am I being detained.
>>690873743
*shoots javelin at javelin targeted by javelin inside of a javelin remote controled by a javelin*
Sure officer, I've got nothing to hide.
>>690868272
ok m8, im just visiting this area so im pretty sure i dont have any dubs on me
I want to speak to my lawyer
>>690868272
Suck me nuts
Aight check em
YOU CAN'T CATCH THE DUBS OF LORD KEK
>>690874706
For what crime I have committed?
Frik u xD
>>690874399
I apologise, it's just...I lost my virginity to a whale and I'm still upset about it
I'm clean officer, I swear
>>690868272
im sorry here you go
no prooblen herre ossifer
>>690874472
>look at my shingles..
Tell it to the judge, fudge. Get it cause you're a nigger
fuck the police
dindu nuffin
>>690868272
No problem sir, here you are
Here
>>690875588
>tfw double niggered
Are trips legal in this county, officer?
>>690868272
No problemo mr. copman.
>>690874631
Then you're going to jail...wait...no dubs, but it seems you've not had a breast examination, that goes against code 40-04 and I'll need to place you in handcuffs while I take advantage of you. Roadhouse
Nothing to see here.
>>690868272
fuck the po po
Ok officer
>>690875833
PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE VEHICLE
>>690875833
lol gets dubs anyways
>>690875833
STOP RESISTING GET ON THE GROUND NOW
But what if I have dubs
>>690876599
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
>>690875833
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR POSSESSION OF ILLEGAL DUBS
>>690876599
GET OUT OF THE CAR HANDS UP NOW
>>690868272
b. but...
Hoi!
Just walking on by
Dindu nuffin
>>690877126
No your not nigger
Of course officer
>>690876811
PUT THE GUN DOWN, CRIMINAL
IMPERSONATING AN OFFICER IS A FELONY
>>690876811
OH SHIT! OFFICER HAS DUBS WHAT DO WE DO?
