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I've decided to go on a mass shooting on /b/ because there is too many faggots.

Singles goes free
Dubs get shot and killed.
Trips becomes my raped hostage.
Quads becomes hero and kills me.
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hi
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>>690862856
NO
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>>690862856
>quads get

Die you Tumblr piece of shit
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Rape
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roll
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Fuck off
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Fag
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>>690862856
yoy and fucc
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>>690862856
OP you're letting too many people off the hook. Update rules if you're even going to think about beating the high score
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>>690862856
free me from this existence
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please kill me
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>>690862856
Time to meet your maker!
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>>690863649
i got 39 kill streak last time and 3 raped victims.
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>>690862856
singles are the dubs of the new generation
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TOO GAY TO DIE
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lol ho I too quick 4 u
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>>690862856
Anything but trips is fine by me
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Rollin
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you miss
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>>690862856
Check em
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>>690862856
Dubs or trips are fine
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>>690862856
I've been told that I'm very rapeable......
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*teleports behind you*
Nice try kid
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god damn it
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Atleast he doesn't have a sniper ri
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Rollllll trips pls
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All righty
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>>690864266
SHIT GUYS HE GOT A SNIPER
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>>690862856
Rollin for trips. I need me some of dat RAEP
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>>690862856
Rolling for trips<3
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Too many fast singles, where are the easy dub kill!
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>>690864437
DIE
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Ok
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COME ON NIGGERS! HAND THEM OVER! GRANDMA GOTTA EAT, FUCKING NIGGERS!
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>>690862856

ROLL THREAD = PERMABAN
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DUBS
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allahu akbar!
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The only an hero around here is gonna be you
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kill me
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RETURN FIRE
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Approach me sweet death. Let me suckle on your teats of freedom and yearn for blissful release..

Also, check em
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I don't want to die!
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My luck, the first time I've ever got dubs, it's this thread.
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>>690862856
Fuck you faggot
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>>690864643
I'm laggy so my 4chan gold dubs button doesn't work properly :(
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die faggot!
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>>690864766
winner winner chicken dinner!
First kill
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>>690864799
ayyy kek praise to ye
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dont do it
suicide is selfish
we can use your vote to MAGA
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I will rape you, nigger
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OP please an hero
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Just kill me
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>>690862856
nigga fuck you
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>>690864799
kek
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>>690864853
what is 4chan gold
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hostage me daddy <3
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Shaddup
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this op has terrible aim
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>>690865047
You have to have a 4chan silver account to know that.
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>>690865047
You don't have 4chan GOLD? How can you live without it???
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plis no kill
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i love to suck dicks
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Don't worry /b/ros I'll save you
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>>6908647
Shrekt and chekd
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>>690865066
;(
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>>690862856
Lol what kind of faggot wants to go on a mass shooting and decides singles are the ones who get let go?
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If I can beat quads do I become a second shooter?
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rollerino
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i am EBIN BENIS HERO!!!!!!!
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Boo
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roll
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>>690862856
Translation:
I decided to be an edge fag online because I can't get laid
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>>690865066
Lmao dead nigger
Here I am feigning singles to distract him
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Fucking Check em
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>>690864548
who is this semen demon
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I HAVE A KNIFE
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>>690864952
It was the second kill you dumb fuck.
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Here we go
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u can't kill me
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>>690862856
Die cis scum
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>>690865451
kill yourself fag
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>>690865322
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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>>690864799
MY ONLY REQUEST IS THAT THEY PLAY "Come out and play" BY THE OFFSPRING AT MY VISITATION.
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Rooooollllllllllllllllllin
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Nigger
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>>690865311
R.I.P.
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>>690862856
Die faggot
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rolling
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Am i an hero?
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>>690865554
you fucked up he almost died, be more fucking careful
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>>690865554
off by one...
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>>690862856
Am i gonna die again ?
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>>690865597
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>>690865427
And here I am bringing the death quads
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Rollerinoy
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>>690865541
no u
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praying for dubs
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>>690865554
FUCK

ONE OFF
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>>690862856
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>>690865566
How did I die twice?
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>>690865554
ONE JOB
N
E

J
O
B
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Roll
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kk
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>>690862856
cause im freeeeee
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dont shoot im white
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>>690865554
Oh Jesus
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Quads get
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>>690865554
1 off

you've ruined all our chances at survival faggot
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>>690865566
LOOK MOM, QUADS (0.0)
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>>690865554
Almost a hero
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roll a j
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Let me go. I'm white.
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K
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Pew pew, motherfucker.
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Singles.
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888
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Get
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>>690862856
die, nigger, die
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>>690865710
Got doubles tapped (get it?)
Don't worry, quads incoming to avenge your bitch ass
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I am free. I ain't no fag
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No
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Can't stop me n00b
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>>690865732
>>690865655
>>690865639
I'm sorry famiryyyy

I wirr commit spekukku
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Ok
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Roll
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shoot me faggot
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>>690865782
Rollierino
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End me anon
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Y
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I'll fuck you if you in the ass if you kill me, faggot.
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>>690862856
Alrighty then
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>>690862856
die
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>>690866064
rollio
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>>690862856
Pls trips
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Rape me daddy
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Roll to fuck you up
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>>690866108
you are a fucking dead man
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Roll
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>>690862856

THE ONLY THING THAT STOPS A BAD FAGGOT WITH A GUN IS A GOOD FAGGOT WITH A GUN
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Trips get
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imma roll like a fukn nigger kekekek
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To easy
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don't rape me plz
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do it pussy you wont
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rip you commie bastard
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>>690866255
Too bad you're a dead faggot
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Ur aim is shit OP
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roll
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trips plz
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rolled nigger
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>>690862856
RollInignog
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witness me
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Check thy numbers
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GET FUCKED OP
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See you in hell
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>>690862856
im that nigga
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Eat shit OP
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>>690862856
raped hostage pls
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check these quads boiii
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Dubs get pls
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EAT SHIT BITCH
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RolI
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I will embrace thy dubs
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Kek
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HAHA
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Looks like all these faggots learned to run zigzag after watching Game of Thrones
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>>690862856
Leave me be
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>>690862856
doi hurrrrrrrrr
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>>690862856
hero!
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>>690862856
Rip me
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DURKA DURKA
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bagpipe me fam.
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Hands up don't shoot
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>>690862856
cya loser
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>>690862856
I'm not a homo or a muslim or a jew, theres literally no reason to murder me.
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GOOD GUY WITH A GUN HERE BITCH
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I must die pure
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>>690866728
F
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EAT LEAD FAGGOT
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goodbye motherfucker
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Wttffbh
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>>690866832
And as such you have been granted singles
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Roll
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Get
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thanks for letting me go op
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EAT SHIT
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Kill that fag
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>>690862856
>I make a swift move towards you
>My Master Virgin skills are too much for you
"Freeze cowboy! I got you right where I need you"
>Pull out my expensive master-core dildo
>Walk towards you saying
"Who has the gun now?"
>leap into the air while farting and lifting my fat mass of flab towards you!
- To be continued (we'll see my numbers)

someone carry the torch for me and continue this neckbeard adventure towards OP
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I'm gay shoot me pls
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>>690862856
I wont be gentle.
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Never gonna get dubs or higher am I?
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>>690862856
rol
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Roll
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At least no ones gotten raped yet
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>>690862856
kill all the cancer loving summer fags.
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>>690862856
Please kill me
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>>690862856
faggot
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>>690862856
time to die faggot
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Well, seems I have nothing to worry about
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2fest4uFeg
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>>690862856
Die faggot
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>>690862856
Rape me senpai
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Fuck
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rollin
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You can't touch me
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Let's go
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Woah there buddy
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>>690862856
You wouldn't shoot Carlton, would you?
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Just let me die.
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Police hands up!
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>>690862856
Can I be a Meme yet?
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>>690862856
roland
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Check'em
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OP YOUR REIGN OF TERROR ENDS NOW
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OROLL
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There are to many singles here. we need some quads.
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bye bye
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YOURE DEAD OP
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I really want to live
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DIE OP
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im innocent
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13 kills tonight and no raped hostage.

Dammit /b/ getting lucky today.
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BANG BANG
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>>690862856
Suck my cock you tasty faggot
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>>690862856
Rollio
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Kek
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>>690866832
You're a young Republican.
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you're ass is mine OP
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You'll never get me bitch
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Get plz
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>>690868030
Fuck
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OP EAT A DICK
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i always wanted to be a hero
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I'm innocent
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Cummies
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Rollio
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>>690862856
We need more dildo control laws.
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Ur dead kiddo cause its high noon
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EAT LEAD FAGGOT
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Faggotry
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Roll
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>>690867855
God bless his soul.
OP has claimed too many lives, it's time to end this drama
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>>690868122
Hahahaha suck dicks in hell faggot
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2 + 2 = Vagina
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EAT MAH HOLLOWPOINTS OP
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Oh no
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Rollin for death
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let me guess, you got an assault musket as the wep?
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>>690862856
roll
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>>690868322
Rip
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>>690868322
Oh shiiiiiiittttt
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Kill that nigger
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>>690868322
Wow, what luck
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>>690868363
>assault musket
FUCK
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>>690868358
Reroll
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>be black

I won't be missed. Might as well try and be the raped hostage
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>CONCEALED CARRIER USES GUN
>ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
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trips here
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>>690862856
h-hey p-p-p-put down th-th-the weapon OP
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>>690862856
you're never going to beat the Orlando high score, NEVER!!!!
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rape me
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>>690868500

Sheeeiiiit nigga nice try tho
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:(
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>>690868322
A revolutionary statement
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>>690868455
Rest In Piece
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>>690868455
Shiiieeeet
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rollin
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Roll
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>>690868455
Donezo
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>>690868555

NOICE NIGGA
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>>690868555
Oh shit niggy
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>>690868555
there's no escape now!
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>>690868555
WWWWINNNNRaararararara
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>>690868555
Oh shit waddup
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rolling
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>>690862856
im not a fag.
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>>690867608
Milhouse is already a meme.

>roll
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>>690868555
AWWW SHIEEEET ROODY POO
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roll
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roll
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>>690862856
Do it OP, you won't rape or kill me would you?
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Die fag
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rolle
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1 v 1 me faggot
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I'm going to fuck your corpse.
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Roll
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>>690868889
So damn close
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>>690868889
h-holy shit
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Singles go free? Ez pz.
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>>690867855
>>690868122
>>690868322
>>690868455
>>690868500
>>690868511
>>690868555
>>690868566
20 dead and 1 anal raped hostage! you will never kill me faggots.

Try kill me before this becomes 404 and i'll escape.
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>>690868889
Oh shit we lost our hero
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rollerino
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>>690868889
One off
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no u
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I'm identify as a nigger, die OP
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>>690869004
DIE NIGGER
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Rawl
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Easy quads
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i've made it this far...
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Q-Q-QUADS
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end me
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Niggers
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>>690862856
FUCK YOU - random guy from columbine
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Rawlin
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>>690868966
lmao yeah to easy!
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>>690868889
we lost our best man.
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>>690862856
Kill em all anon, kill em all.
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>>690862856
I DO need capital, and votes. Like I said son, just put down the weapon or else.
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>>690868966
Not so easy when us singles are holding the doors shut on your faggot ass
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>>690869184
I said.. EASY QUADS!
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Rawling
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Fucking kike
>>690868888
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IM GOING IN
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rape my ass baby
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This ass wont rape itself
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>>690862856
pls no
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>>690869330
Quadddds.
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Fuck blacks
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Noo
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>>690869330
You don't understand how quads works do you?
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If post ends in 47 the shooter shoots himself in the foot by accident
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Dad?
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dubs get
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>>690862856
DINDU NUFFIN
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Rape me baby Yes! Yes!
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>>690869548
That's it guys. It's all over. This shooter has plot armor
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I've got a wall
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>>690862856
Time tuu put "Ohh pee" tuu the test
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Check em
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Quads
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suck me up
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Ur done
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We need quads before it 404s
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seems like the shooter has calmed down, negotiate?
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>>690869382
wrong tread faggot
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>>690869529
It's an incremented integer based on post count across the sum of all boards
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Roll
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rol
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Pew pew
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die
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Fucking beta male shooting the school again
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You can't negotiate with these quads
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roll
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>>690869996
FUCK
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gotta blast!
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