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Poorly described games

>Retrieve top secret science project
>Boss is kidnapped
>Retrieve boss
>Top secret project is stolen
>Board a ship
>Board an alien ship
>Board another alien ship
>Kill an alien boss
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>flash game
>rape and torture
>achievement unlocked
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>>690860299
Madden NFL 16
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>KIROV REPORTING

>Engineering

>Weather machine

>Prism tanks
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>find filthy hypodermic needles
>inject into arm
>use little girls for currency
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>>690860627

Red Alert
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>>690860702
Bioshock?
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>go into ruins
>dies
>progress a bit in the ruins
>dies
>get lost in the ruins
>dies
>thefuckimsupposedtodo.jpg

oldish PC game and Remake.
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>brother inherits mansion
>vacuum ghosts
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>>690860788
>hypodermic needles
yup
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Repost because no guesses
>need to find epic artifact
>artifact locked away
>Fucking zombies
>Fucking hammer staffs
>Fucking crab people
>Unlock artifact
>we dont need it, we actually need your eye
>Fucking praying mantis
>FUCKING CLUMSY
>kill god
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>>690860702
real life?
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>>690860784
Close enough, I was thinking of RA2
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>>690860848
Luigi's manison
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>Open the door, lead me into everlasting darkness!
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>>690860848
Super Mario Sunshine
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>>690861001
>>690860972
ez
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>>690859882
Halo 1?
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>>690860920
Dead Space 2?
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>>690860920
Halo?
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>>690861200
Nay but its a fps
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> be amphibians in space fighting things
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>lose your shit in a time machine
>help a museum collect an artifact
>ride a train
>fix a bridge
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>>690861304
Half Life
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>stranded on alien planet
>lemurians
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>>690861384
When are you in an alien ship or get your boss captured in Half Life?
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>>690861321

Fightnewts
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>>690861464
Child of light
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>>690861501
Never played it
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>>690861652
Only true pawnstars would guess this, you are correct sir
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>>690861228
>>690861255
nah its and older game

Hint:
its an FPS

And the protagonist was sassy as shit
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>>690860920
dead space
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>>690861715
Oh, ok. Nay, then.
Hint 2: It's a console game.
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>BEN YOU USELESS SHIT
>LILLY, WHAT THE FUCK?
>NICK, FUCK OFF AND DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE
>SARAH, HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
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>>690861665
description was too terrible I guess
sorry, nope
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I FOUND THE THREAD

>suicide until good spawn
>gather useless shit
>go hike
>get shot
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>>690861937

Perfect Dark
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>zombies in a police station

>Herbs
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>>690862161
rust
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>>690862258
Resident evil 2
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>>690862258
re2 or 3
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>>690862258

Biohazard
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>>690862242
You are wonderful, sir
Correct
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>>690862358
Good guess but now, i should put more
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>>690862419
>>690862425
Yorp
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>Get shot
>Kill shooter
>Defend/Attack giant dam
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>hey take this, this, and this and go questing for more random shit
>Save the pussy you will never get
>You can teach me songs yet can't fucking help ? You're a fucking ninja get off you're lazy ass.
>save kingdom
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>>690862536
Fallout New Vegas
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>>690862536
Skyrim
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>fall from plane
>parkour
>save city
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>>690862569
oot
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>>690862161
Adding on for more info

>everything buggy as shit
>spend years fixing a car
>die of hunger and dehydration
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>>690862569

Ocarina of Tim
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>Be lawyer
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>two bald fuckers screw up the empress
>single father fucking up gang leaders
>a black eyed ghost giving you weird shit powers
>rats every fucking where
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>Heal yourself from gunshots by popping your thumb back into place
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>>690862569
Majoras Mask
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>>690862630
Correct
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>>690862536
Neeew vegaaas
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>>690862714
h1z1
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>>690862749
i bet no one knows this one
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>Wife dies
>Then she tries to kill me
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>>690862757
Far cry 3
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>>690862749
Dishonored
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>>690862892
Xorrect
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>>690862805
Nien
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>>690862693
>>690862733
yep
>>690862778
no
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>>690862714
Someone already did mad max
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>>690862749

Dishonored
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>>690862749
Dishonored
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> Return to hometown
> Innkeeper fills you in on current events
> King went on rampage and killed a lot of peeps
> Kill giant skeleton
> Sean Connery
> "I am NOT a milkmaid"
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>>690860920
still no one?

another hint?
The studio that developed this game is closed now.
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>>690860920
Fable?
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>>690862972
Not that either
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>>690860367
Interactive buddy?
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>>690862862

Lakeview Cabin
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>>690860627
RA2
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>tripping harder than the beatles , aerosmith and the stones combined with the shit me and my brother are seeing
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>>690862919
>>690862995
>>690863008
n0ice anon, you got it right,
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>save Earth
>then Heaven
>the Devil is weirdly feminine
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>>690860993
Adding more info.
>Keysword
>Iconic teammates
>No main series game since 2005
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>>690859882
Saints row 4 ezpz
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>>690863369
Kingdom Farts
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>>690860920
Too human?
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>>690863175
Nope.

Hint:
game was developed and released in the 90's
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>>690863466
Yep.
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>>690863369
mario maker
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>People either get confused or way too philosophical about the ending
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>>690863610
mass effect tres
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>>690863212

Nope. It's weeb shit
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>>690863509
Half life
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>>690863235
Not it, but looks fun.
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>>690863604
See >>690863466
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>be bomb
>locked away in science lab
>blow up scientists
>MEAT
>DONUTS
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>>690863610
Metal... GEEEEEEAR?!
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>>690863610

Bioshock infinite
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>>690862536
Playing this rn
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>>690863775
simpsons hit and run
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>>690861997
walking dead
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>>690863019
Ugh too many young wipersnappers on here to know this game.
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>>690863775

How many times am I going to have to say Splosion Man?
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>>690859882
>find scientist
>shit hits the fan
>pew pew
>lead scientist is a faggot
>more pew
>faggot teleports you to hell
>pew pew
>pew pew the big thing
>cube acquired
>scientist is still a faggot
>go 2 excavation
>throw cube at bigger thing 3 times
> winrar
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>spinning meat on a spit
>TASTY
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>>690862714
Unturned
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>>690863369
You guys give up on this?
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>>690863728
nah

The game company that developed the original of this game is closed but they worked with eidos interactive
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>>690863610
Shaqfu
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>>690863675
nope
>>690863809
nope
>>690863820
winrar
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>Your delusional mother tries to kill you
>Crying
>Blood
>Kill mom and climb inside her
>Fight and kill yourself up to twice
>Play as your dead self
>You're delusional
>Bible
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>>690860807
Diablo?
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>>690863692
Rapelay?
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>>690864038
It sounds familiar. Platform?
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>>690864069
>>Your delusional mother tries to kill you
>>Crying
>>Blood
>>Kill mom and climb inside her
>>Fight and kill yourself up to twice
>>Play as your dead self
>>You're delusional
>>Bible

Binding of isaac
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>>690864033
Kingdom Hearts
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>>690864030
It's gotta be Monster Hunter
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>>690864116
Oh shit, it has to be this
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>>690864069
binding of isaac
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>>690863995
Half-life 1
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>>690863897
Best game as a kid
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>>690864033
See >>690863466
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>>690864256
..yep.

That was a bit easy to be fair.
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>>690864204
Never released on anything but computer.
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>>690864237
yup
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Battletoads
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>cured autism for 10 seconds
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>>690862714
DayZ
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>>690864030
>>690864256
Peace Walker
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>>690864352
Nope
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>anime girl
>run around with cat and shit upside down fighting black tar shit
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>>690862655
more info
>you get bit
>survivors take you in
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Diiing
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>>690863995
Doom 3
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>>690860920
Minecraft.zip
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>>690864751
Gravity rush
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>>690863897
Just remembered how much I loved that game
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>artyom
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>>690864153

Nah, it's called Ryoujoku

http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=19784&n=ryoujoku.swf
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>>690864116
>>690864335

Diablo was never remade. I posted Diablo but nobody has guessed it on mine yet.
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>>690864972
nope Ive been giving hints here and there through out the thread.
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>summer camp
>psychic powers
>go inside people's heads
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>>690864978

How the fuck did you guess that
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>>690865133
Psychonauts
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>>690864887
Dying light.

Would have answered earlier but wasn't sure if someone already had.
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>>690865133
Psychonauts
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>>690865133
psychonauts
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>>690864978
>>690864367
They had a demo set up at the kmart and I'd spend hours there
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>>690865223
Shit...should have got that
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>>690862714
lmao dayz son ez
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>plane crash
>suitcases
>gotta find autistic son
>native niggers try to kill you
>plane axe
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>>690865133
Psychonauts

>tell tale games has been shit ever since
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>>690865156
donuts triggers me
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>>690865375
the forest
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>>690865375
The forest.
Ez
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>>690865223
You got it
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>>690860807
Not incredibly specific, but maybe examina?
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>>690864116
no, Diablo's goal is obvious. But could have been.

The original game is a Windows one (2005).
There's a recent remake (2012 roughly)on PC, PSvita and WiiWare
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>>690865301
It was like gta for kids. You couldn't murder people but it was damn close
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>>690865219
>>690865237
>>690865255
>>690865384
Correct
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>wow
>wow
>wow
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>space
>war
>far future
>wagh!
>>
>sick
>hunted my demon
>make drugs
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>>690864940
You got it
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>>690865581
The Adventures of Doge
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>>690865408
Are you homer
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>>690862655
Sonic adventure 2
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>>690865601
Halo?
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>>690865448
Nice
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>ship
>bad guys chasing you
>die again and again
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>>690865030
Metro: 2033
> criken2's cabbage medul
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>>690864453
I'm inclined to guess Torin's Passage
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>parody game show
>wacky as FUCK characters
>demonic show host
>brutal madness
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>>690865473
Is that game any good?
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>>690865697
nope
>>
>>690862862
silent hill 2
>>
>you n'wah
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>>690865696
The only correct answer, tbh
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>Halo
>Horns
>Pick one
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>>690865601
Dawn of War?
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>SCIENCE!
>Werebeaver
>Steampunk chess monsters
>>
>planes n shit
>tanks n shit
>grind until death
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>get chosen
>have to wait in a dark room alone
>count
>find the others
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>>690865810
Nope, nice try though.

the game is an FPS
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>>690863610
any silent hill game
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>>690866068
yup. great game.
>>
>fucking electricy
>choices don't really matter
>kill everyone
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>Istanbul, not Constantinople
>"there are two parts to the hook-blade; the hook, and the blade"
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>>690866128
War Thunder
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>>690866128
War thunder?
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>>690866269
Infamous
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>>690866162
Quake
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>>690865581
More info
>chat has been disabled for 5 seconds
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>>690866325
Yes
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>you have amnesia, and it turns out you're one of the bad guys later in the story.
>get bad ass robot as party member
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>>690866179
didn't think of that ..... but very clever anon
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>space battle RTS
>popular franchise
>I am your father
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>>690866278
Assassin's Creed Revelations ?
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>>690866375
Yep
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>>690866269
Infamous
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>>690866461
Knights of the Old Republic.
>>
>>690866461
knights of the old republic?
>>
>>690866511
Damnit you beat me
>>
>>690866461
My life
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>>690866009
Fable
>>
>aeiou
>John Madden!
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>>690866381
nope.

The protagonist spoke and was pretty funny/ sassy

but that's a great game none the less
>>
>>690859882
>Get Shot
>Run
>Kill Man
>Dam Fight
>>
>there are aliens
>and a predator
>>
>>690866575
>>690866634
YES
Gg nobody got this in the last 2 threads
>>
>>690866511
Yep, classic explanation of a classic weapon tool
>>
>>690866774
Goldeneye
>>
>On island
>Turn Waifu to gold
>Have to get a ring for her
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>>690866688
Yee
>>
New vegas was done already
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>>690865910
Hint: you're a prisoner and you get fucked up by bugs. And miss most of your hits
>>
>Collect stars
>Cat guards
>Collect the heads
>>
>I'm the only good game of this series
>beat up those niggers
>I've got a pipe bitch and i will use it
> sega 1980's
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>>690865783
More info
>you have special info
>spooky boss
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>>690862655
Sonic Adventure 2 or Saints Row (I can't remember which number, they all flow together in my head)
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>>690867032
Battleblock theater
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>>690867032
Rape niggers and jews simulator
>>
>turn-based
>fun till ghandi rapes your ass
>>
>>690862739
Phoenix Wright
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>>690867157
>>690867169
yup
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>>690867191
Civilization
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>>690860920
morrowwind
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>>690867191
Civ 4
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>>690866930
Fuck I remember this game but not the name, it was an SNES game that was really similar to mario. I think it was Super Adventure Island or Monkey Island or something...
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>>690867191
Civilization
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>>690862859
Dishonored
>>
>skateboard
>pretty neat campaign
>put shit wherever you want
>beat people up
>fall from weird places
>fountains
>police never show up anywhere
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>>690867267
yup
>>
>>690859882
perfect dark
>>
>oonga bunga
>magic rattle
>failed TV show
>sandboarding
>>
>pissed off
>steal nikes from god
>kill self
>>
>>690867272
nope. if youre interested there are plenty hints for this that I dropped.
>>
>you literally just rape girls the entire game. Gooks made this game
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>>690867390
Skate
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>>690867390
Goat simulator
>>
>Newfags can't Triforce with friends
>>
>old
>jump
>clouds
>>
>Super fighting robots in space
>big gun
>uranus
>>
>>690866789
Fucking predator vs aliens
>>
>>690867515
No
>>
>>690866433
>ate A
Rocket League
>>
>>690867555
No
>>
>magical kid with special blood
>frost elves
>kickass soundtrack
>white hair
>>
>>690867390
Tony Hawk Underground
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>>690867288
I'm not aware of a SNES version, it is The Curse of Monkey Island
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>>690866930
scribblenauts
>>
>>690867575
Legend of zelda four swords
>>
>>690859882
Metroid Prime?
>>
>>690867474
Colonel Custer's Revenge
>>
>>690867817
So fucking close m8 1 word off
>>
>>690865862
Depends on what you look for in a game. I'd recommend it to survival/horror fans.
>>
>>690867903
yup
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>>690867976
Tony Hawk Underground 2
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>>690867976
'Sk8land' isn't even a real word
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>>690866774
New Vegas
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>>690866718
Hint
>space
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>princess kidnapped
>go on adventure with other heroes to rescue princess
>find Phoenix along the way
>kill and ressurect the vampire red baron
>kill and stop Satan from being summoned to the world while simultaneously saving princess
>after saving the fucking universe you only get to kiss the princess

Hint: it's a 90s jrpg
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>>690868061
Sorta...
I doubt anyones actually played it
Tony Hawks Proving Ground
Game was fun as shit
>>
>space battle RTS
>huge franchise
>star
>evil tall man with magical powers and light stick
>lasers
>>
>>690867467
God of War 3?
>>
>customize toy robots
>dive
>fight with toy robots
>>
>>690868199
That one nasa game
Here comes another Chinese earthquake
Brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb
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>>690866718
moonbase alpha
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>>690868251
Star trek the last generator
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>you just woke up
>you gotta kill some dudes
>this place again
>you can become the king of zombies
>>
>>690868347
Correct, Moonbase Alpha
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>>690866718
moonbase alpha
>>
>>690868259
yup
>>
>>690868245
My friend danny is really into Tony Hawk. He would be disappointed in me.
>>
>>690868307
Mario vs Donkey Kong 2
>>
>Weird timeline
>Cannon that each game is it's own dimension
>COLORS
>>
>>690867024
Morrowind?
>>
>>690868553
Final Fantasy
>>
>>690868625
Nope
>>
>>690868553
Pokemon
>>
>>690861381
Putt-putt travels through time mother fucker
>>
>>690867450

Tak and the power of poo poo?
>>
>stuck on island
>"its not working"
>grow weed
>>
>>690860807
obviously Prince of Persia
>>
>>690868731
correct
>>
>wake up after execution
>cameras everywhere
>kill people for fun
>>
>wandering
>looting
>wandering
>wandering
>what am I doing again
>check fancy wrist watch
>>
>>690868794
Rasta simulator
>>
Spend 75% finding shit just to find more shit
>>
>>690868717
yup
>>
>small loan
>build rides
>guest 708 has drowned
>>
>>690868982
fallout
>>
>>690868982
Fallout
>>
>>690868982
the 007 games ?
Goldeneye specifically
>>
>>690869091
Roller coaster typhoon of coarse.

>The ride never ends
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