Rekt thread. Only shit you havnt seen posted. GO
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Rekt thread.
Only shit you havnt seen posted.
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>>690855941
Lol these nigs watch too many action movies
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Bump
>>690856428
Story?
No one else must go on the hunt for fresh material.
/b/ is truly dead.
>>690856946
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=f1b_1466002012
>>690844029
POST GORE HERE WE NEED SOME TO RAID TUMBLR WITH FOR THE DISLIKES ON THE FAGGOT VIDEO ON YOUTUBE.
>>690856428
This guy sucks at Hitman.
>>690857464
Fuck off. Go find your own gore these 10 rekt webm took me 25 mins on my mobile. Theres no excuses for reposts constantly.
>>690856543
That's how my alarm clock feels
>>690857763
where do you find all these webms
>>690857987
this one gives me a boner every time
>>690857425
Thanks
>>690857567
Damm chinks. They don't value life
10/10 will be back tommorow to see how many times these get reposted.
>>690858102
Welcome fag
>>690858133
They value only gambling and rice
>>690857987
Story?
>>690857987
>Only stuff thats not been posted.
Posts old shot. Fu k out
>>690856428
talk about excessive force
>>690857987
>>690858021
Download from varies sources and convert them on mobile. Name them and upload. Its not rocket science fam
>>690858733
kek. must've been personal. Cops always exact revenge on cop killers so i'm assuming that was the case here
>>690858809
Yay more old shit. Your da best fams inut
>>690858809
I feel so sad
>>690856543
>>690856428
>>690859187
No case was he stabbed his partner to death. I posted sauce wtf does anyone read anymore ?
>>690859220
Kek
>>690859187
See here >> OFFICER STABS COLLEAGUE TO DEATH AT POLICE STATION
They has some job-related dispute.
- See more at: http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=f1b_1466002012#sthash.Z73jmLyn.dpuf
Bump
>>690858714
prostitute. they PAID her - to disfigure her and beat her (hundreds of thousands of USD, in their currency).
>>690859936
Seems like a great investment of money
Bumping, c'mon faggs
>>690859763
"job related dispute" That's too vague. Could refer to anything. I want to know what he did to have caused the guy that much anger
>>690860984
insane
>>690861165
There can only be... one... employee of the month
>>690861165
i read on liveleak the victim slept with his ex gf, or ex wife.
>>690861565
absolutely terrible camera work
>>690862039
never seen it, good one anon
>>690857926
If you walk away calmly enough, you didn't do the crime.
>>690858809
fuck happened to this kid?
>>690860984
this happened to me, I was cuting spicy as fuck chilis, for the pizza.
and I had to blow my nose, did it without cleaning my hands, my nostrils got rekt so hard.
>>690856262
What
>>690863179
Story?
>>690863536
piranhas maybe?
>>690863179
cute chick
>>690863769
think it's this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779106/Thai-police-confirm-DNA-samples-taken-Koh-Tao-murder-victims-match-two-Burmese-workers-confessed-killing-British-pair.html
>>690863653
>this here be ma doggo nowhamsahn??? gimme some luv doggo... WOOOOOOOOO WASAO
>>690857987
Sauce?
>>690863769
yellow shit wanted to taste blonde pussy.
https://youtu.be/XKyT2K1_DmA
>>690863773
maybe, but the dude looks like he's been dried out worse than my wife's vagina
>>690864009
Yes it is thank you man
>>690865185
>>690864634
More like to taste her brains, cause they bashed her fucking head in.
>>690865303
Did they cut off his diccolo as well?
>>690858809
Sleep right, mr. skeltal
I wish we could have webms with sound here. /gif/ can, but in my opinion /b/ just has better rekt threads.
>>690863536
Piranhas
>>690858243
why would anyone repost this shit? what did you do, encode them with mpeg1? they're garbage.
outta here fags, been keepin thread alive for too long nao
>>690863179
story???
Last one
>>690866630
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779106/Thai-police-confirm-DNA-samples-taken-Koh-Tao-murder-victims-match-two-Burmese-workers-confessed-killing-British-pair.html
>>690858733
probably just happened in some country where they're not a bunch of fucking pussies, and the cops can act like real men
>not US
>not France
>not Western Europe in general
probably Russia or something, where men are men
>>690856428
Hitman developers really need to fix the AI.
>>690863536
Explanation that seemed right was phosphorous burns from illegal bombs, probably in Syria. Phosphorous burns like mad when exposed to air.
>>690856543
are those giant dildos
>>690863179
Sweet tits
>>690865743
dude shut down the L line for at least 4 hours. prick.
>>690865743
We get it, you vape
>>690867648
short dicked fight technique, noted
>>690858809
Story?
>>690856746
that poor tree :(
>>690867648
it's actually a decent defensive tactic if you cant fight.
50/50 the fight will be over
>>690855941
>>690856126
>>690856262
Shit you haven't seen posted....cuz it sucks
>>690867843
They found a missing boys body in the river ate by piranhas
>>690868039
was that a Honda Pilot?
>>690868362
Justice rekt's always make me feel good.
>>690865994
KEK GOLD
>>690858809
is he okay?
>>690857987
whres the sound ?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ced_1320427881
>>690868963
sound is /gif/ not /b/
>>690858085
>So edge
>many cool
>such wow
Go off yourself
>>690868090
Haha, enlighten me. Where did you get your sources? I'm dying over here thinking that people actually chose nudity and embarrassment over finishing a fight.
>>690857026
>on the hunt
>all clips from live leak
Ok whatever Sherlock
>>690868813
seen it, infact i made that webm
>>690869468
Not that anon, but I sure as shit wouldn't be excited to beat up a guy with his dick out.
>>690868342
>>690869415
Gotta follow protocol.
>>690869542
mmmm lol
>>690863536
Nerve gas
>>690857763
How do you upload webms from mobile?
>>690858809
thank mr skeltal
>>690869542
is this what it's like in europe?
>>690868540
Well that's just downright terrifying
>>690862232
Absolutely carnal
>>690868362
Holy shit
>absolute beast mode engaged
>>690869468
>sources
What are you? An intern for Jezebel?
It's called life, you moron.
>>690863336
It is known
Anyone have the one of the YPG guy sneaking up on an ISIS dude and killing him while the female fighters trail behind him shooting the dead bodies?
>>690869468
are you stupid? odds are 50/50 either it happens or it doesn't
>>690868362
why are they all (besides blue guy) so slow and sluggish
>>690870693
after?
>>690871235
yeah it always makes me feel good
>>690858809
fresh kicks bro
>>690857987
>Brazil or Mexico
BUILD WALL.
>>690868342
Dude
>>690869858
Pansy. You'd probably start fucking him. You faggot
>>690867206
Thats in south america
>>690871402
do they burn people for committing crimes over there? or is it tribal violence?
>>690856428
Brutal fukin CoP.
>>690871948
crimes mostly theives are burned in catholic regions
>>690870794
What are you? >>690870794
LOL Jezebel.. still doesn't make sense. No way it's 50/50. I want a poll on this stupidity
>>690871741
you need to learn to keep your fantasies to yourself
dam that MARIO KART ONE IS JUST FUCKING BRUTAL. !!!!
>>690872121
So that's why its always blacks in these videos. I had always wondered
He died a few hours later and they ended up changing a bunch of rules.
>>690858243
so.. normal day in the monkey cage.
>>690871102
au contraire my friend. I simply don't see this as a legit defense tactic. I'm laughing my ass off that cucks like you would stop fighting when retard opposition drops trou in front of you during conflict.
>>690872126
Is school out yet?
6-20-16
>Summer
>>690868039
story?
>>690865500
No. He was British. It was just very small
>>690872126
go to bed summer fag
>>690872603
before
>>690864911
filename
>>690871225
Everybody in that clip is drunk as fuck, one started slightly younger and healthier than the rest is all.
>>690872818
>>690873136
Lame comeback NEETS
>>690869415
i don't get it....?
because he's hurt, you shouldn't cuff him? I don't understand what point you're trying to make. even if he's unconscious or hurt, you still want to cuff him, in case he comes around and poses a threat. If I were the cop, I'd certainly cuff him.
>>690873185
racing with rain, fog, no bladders in the fuel tanks.
It really seems like racing was just incompetent back then.
>>690855941
Bump
>>690873561
I fucking hate this. I hate it. Fuck. That poor fucking animal. God damn it. It has no idea. It has no idea that it's face is falling off. For fucks sake.
Fucking thing.
>>690856746
That's what you get for walking around wearing clown shoes.
![pepe-the-frog-meme-15[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WyUT79W.jpg "pepe-the-frog-meme-15[1].jpg")
>>690873561
what can you do anon?
>>690868362
fuck you faggot
>>690858809
2spooky
>>690873721
The dude is dead. And you're a faggot.
>>690873973
It knows. It's lying down to die.
>>690865743
>has 30 seconds to pull him up and save his life
>lets his hand go
good job
>>690874146
>>690873973
>>690872463
>christians can be niggrs too
>>690874104
TALK TO ME GOOSE
>inb4 those were f14s
>>690865743
Could someone post the convenience store surveillance footage of the 2 guys having some sort of argument. The guy pulls out a pistol, cock it, and places it on the counter as if to say "go ahead. Blow your fucking brains out then". And then the other gentlemen picks up the pistol and does exactly that. A lady in the store goes crazy after seeing thid and flops on the floor and then the owner of the gun joins her on the floor. There's no audio.
>>690873561
Shot? Or was that done by another animal?
>>690863179
OH! she would become in a stripper if they dont kill her.
>>690859936
Not true, a women caught her husband hoe, and beated the shit outta of her. From Brazil.
>>690862039
this is bahrain
>>690874893
documentary said it got stomped on by a rhino or hippo or something like that
>>690872884
female pilot trainee stalled the plane on landing. all 3 on board died.
>>690855941
>white shirt kills red shirt's sister 30 some years ago
>red shirt comes over drunk af insults white shirt, threatens with stick
>white shirt trumps stick with knife
its pretty sad tbh fam
>
>>690856746
> Let's walk in the road when there's a sidewalk 7 feet away
>>690874344
fuck man.
>feelsbad.jpg
>>690874344
The fucking thing is crying. I mean, it also has bugs in it's eyes, but it's crying because it's baby is super fucked. And the person recording it is just like 'Yeah, look how fucked and how sad this shit is. Lets zoom in." And the mom can't do a fucking thing besides walk away, and the small one just crawls over like "Hey, so am I dead or what?" God dammit.
Fucking thing.
>>690874871
Looks like from either anotber cat or a crocodile
>>690875516
>>690875184
kek your file name for this
>>690860774
>To Protect And Serve.webm
>>690855941
Thought he was gonna fuk that chairs lyfe up
>>690875184
It doesn't even fight back. Like, I doubt it could do anything, but it's just fucking standing there. God dammit. I want to feel bad, and I do feel bad, but fuck. Kick them or something. They're just toying with it. I mean, I know they've won. They know they've won, but.. eat it's head or something, so it dies faster. The fucking insides are hanging out. That magnificent creature evolved to be black and white just so it's own blood is more apparent. God dammit. That glorious mohawk.
Fucking thing.
>>690875683
Thats nature m8. Only the strong and able survive.
>>690875683
Journalists should NEVER intervene. REAL Journalists wouldn't intervene even if it were an injured white baby.
You damnable fool.
>>690875716
meh, I like big cats
>>690875730
I dont get it?
>>690874494
Who gives a shit you obviously have it memorized... btw its parents tooling on their neet son
>>690856262
Dude went in for a butt fuck when his friend was killed.
>>690875730
Holy shit I didnt see the cub walking without its hind legs...
>>690876476
whats not to get faggot?
>feelsbadman
>>690856746
Dick shoulda used the sidewalk
>>690874871
Badger attack, google "badger attacks lion".
>>690876815
I didnt see the lil shit not walking with its hind legs you incompetent fuck :/ Easy mistake to make when they only show that for maybe 2 seconds
>>690867095
>where men are men
not if they're trans
>>690875730
>>690876361
>>690874344
>>690876047
>>690876117
I don't give a fuck. Strong and able. That Zebra was strong. That baby would grow up strong. Something fucked it up. Those hyenas had numbers. That's not what Darwin had in mind. Massive quantities of mediocrity, trouncing hard-earned splendor.
And fuck Journalists. I don't care if he shouldn't intervene. That's just lazy shit. He doesn't have to have a raging fucking hardon for it. Buy the damn thing a sirloin or something to make the situation better. Any jackass with a camera can observe, but to take life by the fucking horns and correct that which is not.. that is the way to be. Poor lion, poor zebra.
Fucking thing.
>>690856883
That's whatcha get for being chink
>>690877065
you dumb nigger.
>>690859191
Now she's even MORE late! *bummer trumpet*
>>690875516
>>690875730
>>690874344
story?
but seriously, you faggots must not know anything about physiology, biology, psychology, or life in general
crying is a physical reaction. in humans, we have a predisposition to cry when our cranial blood pressure goes up, putting pressure on our tear ducts which forces out water. we can also cry for physiological/emotional reasons, where our body tells us to cry - i.e. we have something stuck in our eye that we want to wash out, or we want to communicate sadness to other humans
animals don't have emotions the same way we do. they can be trained through Pavlovian responses, but they don't experience emotions the same way we do - or cry because of societal mores.
tl;dr it's not crying out of sadness you cucks, it's just got bugs fucking around its eyes and the cameraman got it at the right time
>fuck your media mind control
>>690862497
The only violence I care to handle.
>>690873561
This reminds me of the one webm where the girl's face is dangling from her skull after a car wreck and she's feeling at it trying to pull it off
![bjrFYMM[1].jpg](/image/image-404.png "bjrFYMM[1].jpg")
>>690877094
try little guy.
Follow your passion.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
>>690868813
w8 for 0:18 and look the guy who fall in the ground hahahaha
>topkek
>>690874662
i like his little dance he does right after 0:22
>>690877094
God damn. It was bad enough knowing the mother was just walking away in the other clip. Seeing this, the mother doesn't even realize how fucked that baby is at first. "Just get up, honey. We have to get water before we die in this horrible heat. Here, let me help" and then it just drags it around, expecting it to get it's shit together. The baby has no idea how fucked it is either, and I doubt it understands when the mom realizes "I can't wait for you." that's fucking insane. Plus where is the baby daddy in all of this? This lioness is probably by herself, and her chances of having another baby are like.. none. She probably gets eaten by hyenas or some shit, never getting over the loss of her only cub.
Fucking thing.
>>690877548
in B4 SandBar
>>690860984
KEK was this acting? It looks scripted but the kid's reaction seemed legit.
>>690877548
are you fucking retarded? nobody was implying that you nigger.
>>690869399
R u mad about it?
>>690877833
You must haven't learned about animals yet in your middle school class, it's okay you'll learn
>>690855941
How do they have camera phones and Internet but not shoes?
>>690862232
At my local skate park
>>690862497
Most upsetting thing here.
>>690856428
Coworkers slept with ex wife
There can only be one employee of the month
>>690878084
I know about animals. Life is hard as an animals.
>>690878029
>nobody was implying that [it was crying] you nigger
>>690875683
>The fucking thing is crying
>>690877597
What's badass about animals is they don't seem to acknowledge that anything is wrong. When they can't run they'll walk, when the can't walk they'll crawl. There are no excuses to be made, no one to blame, no expectation for help. You survive or you die.
>>690866157
And the men do nothing...fucking cowards.
>>690871225
i think theyre all like 60+ except blue guy
>>690877833
>baby daddy
Babies cant be dadies. There is no such thing as a baby daddy.
>>690877198
Dude you can't blame animals for being animals.
Yes its incredibly sad to see it, but thats just how it is.
Because those hyenas took down that zebra they will be able to live on. If you only care for the zebras life and not those of the pack of hyenas. Then your views of life and nature are bias.
>>690878374
so one person said it and you choose to reply to the 3 that said nothing about crying you dumb cunt
>>690873464
your summerfag is showing 8th grader
>>690858243
Niggers
Shit
same same
>>690858243
this is why the had to shoot the gorilla. They saved a kid's life.
>>690858809
ay yo at least those shoes are safe
>>690878117
CUNT
>>690873561
That's gotta suck. Thing got that fucked up and has to just sit and wait to die cause animals aren't smart enough to an hero
>>690855941
>using weapon arts
His ass was dead from the second he spawned in.
>>690856428
>American cops are stabbing people to death now
>"Land of the free"
>>690858809
did he die?
>>690878522
>can't figure anything out if not directly force-fed it through links and highlighting
>calls everyone else stupid
>>690877094
They should have prayed more.
>>690878379
Its because to show weakness in the wild makes you a more susceptible target to predators
>>690871235
anyone else see money fall, gta npc?
>>690863179
These are the two suspects. I gotta say, they don't really look like the murderous type
>>690873973
Oh shut the fuck up you whiny hippie bitch. That's NATURE. Something else tore its fucking jaw apart. It happens. Stop the asinine bullshit act you child. You're one of those faggots who throws a hissy fit if someone steps on a dog's tail but would laugh at a million burning human babies because "people suck" or some other dumb childish nonsense like that.
Get the fuck over it. Retard.
>>690857987
This makes me want to bash that guy's fucking head in
>>690879056
i'm so sick of gooks, niggers, sandniggers and spics
>>690857567
>Murdered over here shitty min. wage gas station job
What a way to go.
>>690879056
It's just a prank bro
>>690865179
>dried out worse than my wife's vagina
Not her fault you can't get her wet.
>>690869415
COPS: the profession for social morons with low IQs.
>>690878374
Ever owned a fucking dog, shithead? My father used to beat the shit out of our dog. It would wince in response. It would shy away when it did something wrong and was noticed. It would close it's eyes in anticipation.
It understands fear.
Not just that, but clearly animals experience other emotions, too. Bring a treat home, it inhales that shit. There's virtually no reason for it to do so, biologically. No other animal is going to steal that shit. It's not going to go bad. It doesn't eat it's regular food like that. It looks forward to it. It will sit there and beg until you give more.
Animals experience excitement. There's joy. It's a chemical response to positive stimulus or the anticipation thereof.
And then there's animal-on-animal violence. Killing for non-sustenance reasons is not restricted to humans. Encroaching on the territory of another animal. God forbid they approach the female with their mate around. Dogs will turn and attack those they don't feel good about, while defend those that they do.
Animals experience anger, jealousy, and understand respect.
Anyone who says otherwise is completely oblivious to what actually inspires most of these emotions. The same chemical activity is taking place in their brains, regardless of whether they understand it or not.
That's what makes it fucking sad. They have no idea what's going on. They have no explanation. They don't even have language to internalize their thoughts. They just have emotion and instinct. Maybe pictures. They have no fucking clue.
Fucking things.
>>690879137
>>690876564
You have to get in that while the body is still warm.
>>690875683
Oh not you again.
It's fucking NATURE you asinine little hippie bitch. Respect nature for what it IS and stop humanizing everything just because "people suck" but a fucking lion cub never picked on you in school you asinine little child shitstain.
NATURE IS NATURE.
>>690878379
>What's badass about animals is
then explain niggers
>>690869415
"and don't try anything funny, pal"
>>690879502
So, what you're describing is...
niggers?
>>690871235
fucking ACME ones are the worst
>>690878812
Um... 2/10 clear Chinese characters in the corner.
>>690866355
FUCK YEAH JUSTICE
>>690874494
the guy that an heros is the other guys son and the woman's son.
Son: Fuck this I hate myself
Dad: Oh ya bitch fucking prove it here, kill yourself, you won't you fucking idiot.
Kid: *An hero*
Dad: OH SHI M8
Mom: PRAISE SATAN
>>690879823
>When my mixtape drops.webm
>>690858243
Fucking niggers, always have to turn a fight into a murder
>>690878812
>not seeing the mandarin written on the screen
>>690863653
my hound will never harm me
he's a loyal beast
>>690874494
>>690878517
I can certainly complain about it. Those Hyenas could be fucking awesome and fight and eat other Hyenas. Instead they pick on the Zebra, which is basically a super cool horse. Have you ever seen a Zebra? Plus, none of those Hyenas individually could have accomplished shit. They all rely on the pack to provide for each other. That's some Bernie Sanders shit, you fucking moron. That zebra worked hard to eat tiny shreds of fucking grass to grow to be that majestic, over years of life. Can you imagine the amount of plant matter necessary for that to happen? And here comes those lazy fucking hyenas, looking for a quick fix.
Fuck that.
>>690879137
No, kid. You shut the fuck up. I don't give a fuck if it's nature. That's not how it works. Even a fucking retard lion could have fucked that lion's face up. Or maybe one of those shit tier hyenas. That doesn't make them a superior creature. It means they got lucky. It means that a cheap shot that did miniscule damage to a critical part of that lion outweighs the fact that he might have killed 10 of the fucking things. The superior creature will clearly not survive, out of dumb luck.
People are just as pathetic and hopeless. It's the same as the people dazed and confused falling off of their bikes in the pictures above trying to remove the uncomfortable remaining pieces of face that got ripped off by the road. They have no fucking clue what they are doing, because they have no fucking concept of what is happening. It's the same with animals, but most of human suffering is self inflicted, while most of animal suffering is human inflicted. That's fucked up, and animals just have to sit and fucking take it.
Fucking things.
>>690871263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmhaj5-F-Fo
skip to 0:40
>>690855941
>Dark Souls 3 stance attacks
>>690868540
Pft. Idiots never learned to lock the fucking doors when there are Africans around?
>>690856126
Should Have Named file
>Wait for it
>>690862871
ISIS has really good ideas around cinimatics.
Quentin tarantino wishis he could do this shit.
>>690871235
saved her kid
>>690877065
>can't figure out a simple webm
>calls someone else incompetent
>>690879137
I'd be all for a million babies burning, if it meant none of them would turn out as autistic as you.
>>690878812
>America
>China
Geography much?
>>690865303
Actually she was raped and murder by a nigger muslim.thanks for shils though. Go back to making antitrump spam socialist scum.
>>690868540
And they never went hungry again.
>The End
>>690873973
>>690875683
>>690876036
>>690877198
>>690877833
>>690879502
>>690880360
fucking kill yourself already and stfu god damn
>>690861519
you skipped the part where he guy puts him in the recovery position
>>690880793
>Implying socialism is a bad thing
>>690873561
It might have survived if it didn't dip its open wounds into water. Scabbing and bone reformation if it had laid its head right and got lucky. Nature is a weird thing.
>>690880951
this
>>690869415
Someone make the gif. When his glasses come down, DEAL WITH IT
>>690877833
>Never getting over the loss of her only cub
Fucking kek you're edgy.
>>690879137
I'd love to see you in a compromised position, you little bitch. You've never faced hardship. So I suggest you stop fucking typing, "Mr. Big Man". You don't know shit. Drown yourself, waste of flesh.
>>690878117
sssssssssshhhhhhheiiiiitttttt
>>690880321
wtf? what happened? he was robbing the store, put the gun down and the clerk shot himself ?
>>690881000
Yeah but it probably would have died of dehydration before that could happen.
Also checked
>>690881187
dad is telling son what's up, like "if you gonna be a fag then an hero"... he does.
>>690880360
You know cannibalism isnt a natural thing right?
>>690879623
Nobody ever picked on me in school. Stop projecting your May 15th parting gift from James in the 300 wing bathroom onto me, Winston "Swirl Girl" McDonaghue.
Nature is nature. No fucking shit. That's how works work. That doesn't mean it has to be so fucking brutal. Everything in nature doesn't have to be the cover of a Motorhead album. I know it's a rekt thread, but these animals dont know what the fuck is going on. They're not out there prancing around being like "Well, nature is nature, I guess i'll drink some water with my dangling fucking jaw and dealwithit.png" They just see their unfulfilled life come to an abrupt end while never experiencing a shred of dignity or happiness. Meanwhile, the animal that killed them isn't saying Grace either. They're going to eat the shit out of it, move onto something else, kill it, and eat it too. That's fucked up. When people do that shit, we're barbarians. Stop cutting nature slack just because they can't understand criticism. Hyenas are shitty assholes. That zebra was fucking amazing. They fucking killed it, big deal. That's not an accomplishment.
Fucking things.
>>690879623
Buy yourself a fucking gun and do it, waste of space. Fuck yourself. I'd love to see you in a compromised position, you little bitch. You've never faced hardship. So I suggest you stop fucking typing, "Mr. Big Man". You don't know shit. Drown yourself, waste of flesh.
>>690856262
stupid jew shit
>>690874662
There's something unholy about the ability to do this.
Kicking a kitten so hard it's head flies off just because it scratched your big toe isn't exactly honorable.
