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Poorly Described Games
>space
>rpg
>Kinda Like Mass Effect
>mostly turnbased combat
>oh shit I can use the Force
>fuckin A plot twist
>AWAITING DEPLOYMENT
>ONLY 90s kids remember dis
>minecraft
>2d
>>690851357
Kotr
>crippling mega drugs addiction
>bash dad's fucking head in
>>690851642
Fuckin finally someone got it.
>in the jungle
>swinging on vines n shit
>don't fall in the hole
>Gotta jump over that jaguar
>fuck the minecart levels
>>690851612
Terarara
>>690851660
Bioshock
>>690851733
Donkey Kong Country?
>choose your character!
>Fox
>Fox
>Choose your stage!
>final destination
>No items
>>690851755
Bingo
>give everyone ultima
>Cast until final boss dead
>Magic disappears forever.
>lolis everywhere
>hot anime chicks
>hot anime guys
>build-a-bears
>cool stone guys
>spam F when not fighting
>>690851830
SSBM
>wake up in hospital
>headache
>oh shit guys with guns
>headache
>oh they're dead
>headache
>why am I bald
>headache
Fast forward
> fuggin flashbacks omg
>wait no this is a flash forward wtf?
>entire game hasn't happened yet
>RPG
>We wuz dragons n shiet
>missing dad
>dad dies
>OP weapons at endgame
>>690851905
hell yeah
>>690851785
Yee
>>690851880
FF6
>>690851819
Nope
>Arena
>battle other real people
>laughing emoticon
>laughing emoticon
>laughing emoticom
>"Thanks!"
>taunt limit reached
>>690851733
pitfall
Gonna try this again
>Play as QT putting out fires
>Rescue some bitches
>Amazing soundtrack
>kill the man on the moon who is pure evil
>Your best friend wants your girl and turns evil a few times
>Flying machines
>>690851978
My bad, forgot to add
>son of missing dad has a son with shit stats in the sequel
>>690851888
Tera, duh
>>690851967
This one is bothering the shit out of me. I feel like I know it, but I don't
>>690852314
Winrar
>>690852386
FF4
>gta but teenagers
>crips and tears
>>690852244
Clash royale
>>690852595
tattooed teenage alien fighters from beverly hills
>>690852244
Rocket League
>character for edgy teenagers
>character for horny prepubecent kids
>2 characters for CoD try hards
>2 characters for SJW pussies
>>690852412
Aw man would saying it was on gamecube, and ps2 help?
>>690851967
Dark
>gta
>mmo
>can play cops too
>>690852403
Nice
>>690852688
Overwatch?
>job system involving shards
>Guy is from another planet
>Four people in a party
>>690852692
Is it a MGS game?
>>690851967
Superhot?
>>690852666
Correct
>>690852683
Nah sorry boo
>>690852770
Kinda obvious, good job
>>690852711
Nope
>>690852244
some pathetic game like clash royale made on google play/app store by some money-hungry worthless excuses of video game creating companies?
>>690851967
Postal?
>>690852595
Also
>ugly bitch want yo dik
>NOTE: You are not at war.
>insanity meter
>Make your own magic
>Play as a Roman, Persian, monk, soldier in WWI
>>690852912
silent hill game idk
>>690852894
Like clash royale? No, it IS clash royale. Swrong witchu?
>>690852793
FF9
>>690852957
Nope aha wow Lotta responses
>star wars
>don't play a jedi
>leave home at 10 years old
>make animals fight each other
>>690853051
Total war?
>>690852324
>Nintendo DS game
>Kick babies
Cmon guys.
>>690853082
Box art has ALOT of red and black in it
>>690853155
star wars battlefront 1
>>690853182
Digimon
>>690853196
Nope
>>690853182
Pokemon
>>690853244
Good job
>harder to play overwatch
>worse graphics
>funner creative community
>half the people are idiots
>would have more people playing if everyone learned how to fucking play
>most characters are idiots
>nobody knows what's inside the jar of yellow liquid
>>690852595
Bully?
>>690853182
Super Mario Sunshine
>>690852793
ff5
>>690853322
TF2?
>>690853277
>>690853298
pretty much
>>690853322
Team Fortress 2
>>690853333
Yep
>>690853377
Yiss
>>690853362
Man I should've guessed that
>>690853333
oh shit quads
>>690852718
This is just gta online anyway. I drive a police car and shoot black people
>Don't listen to Ondore's lies
>>690853333
Nice quads
>why does everything keep breaking down
>drowning people
>lose memory
>get maps
>kill evil partner
>you were evil all along
This is easy since EVERYONE loves it
>>690851967
Any last guesses?
>lost on alien planet
>guns
>midgets
>NES game
>You are a man in a car with a cannon
>Car can jump
>Exit car to explore rooms
>Die a lot
>>690853579
Cops are a faction in the game I'm describing.
>>690853695
Idk why it's so hard.
>>690853695
saints row
>steaming shit at release
>gunplay was good tho
>space magic
>>690852718
nfs online
> medevil shit
> future shit
> other shit
> start with shotgun
> ending sucks
> quad damage
>>690851967
Hitman: codename 47
>everyone is one guy
>everyone else is another guy
>suffers from half-life 3 syndrome
>character you'd most expect almost never appears
>>690853820
bump and jump?
>>690853912
Destiny?
>>690853978
Doom
>>690851967
>>690852412
>>690852711
>>690852838
>>690852957
>>690853852
>>690853842
Answer is pic related
>>690853912
Destiny
>old as hell
>space battles and shit
>incredible starting movie
>aliens and humans vs aliens
>fuck the 2nd to last level
>>690854027
Nope
>>690853936
Nope
one more hint:
>title is a police term
>>690852395
Another hint
>terrible desert level in the sequel and this game
>one of the main characters are stronk
>wenk wenk
> waddle waddle
> git coins n shit
> say cuss word
> b&
>>690854095
I wanna say xcom or HL
>>690854089
Wow I... have never heard of that.
>>690851967
Wolfenstein? Like the one that came out last year?
>>690852718
SAMP?
>>690854229
Club Penguin
>>690854229
Corb Pangu
>>690853740
borderlands
>>690854140
Fuck i know it....1 sec, looking through my games
>Lost
>but you're alone
>get annoyed because the bad guys won't stop attacking
>they have a literal army
>octopus man
>spider woman
>Way too much time chopping down trees
>never travel to the snowy mountain
>spelunky has never been scarrier
>>690854243
Nope, older
>blockade pool because it is filled with AIDS
>Bobba the bobba in the bobba
>>690854256
Terrific game, highly recommend playing it if you have the chance
>>690852244
It's on battle net and it's based on WOW
>>690854278
Nope
It's not actually a GTA game, it's just has similar aspects
>cripples
>school
>find love
>you are hungry
>better save your kidnapped mother so she can cook for you
>>690853692
Anyone? :(
>>690853997
Right 5 life
>>690854424
what system
>>690854482
It better not be hardline
>>690854499
Hey I already described that game here: >>690852633
>>690854303
>>690854325
YAAAAAS
>>690854527
Amnesia, get out of here with that mess
>colonize space
>build opera houses
>spend hours designing ships
>>690854589
Nope. Title is an initialism and a term related to guns.
>>690854406
Octodad meets spiderwoman
>>690854095
Halo 3 but not old
>>690854675
Spore
>>690854700
M.a.g?
>>690853997
Hint:
>Metaphorical darkness everywhere
>>690854499
>>690852633
Katawa shouju
>mines
>flags
>numbers
>>690854610
Fuck, its the heart game,
Made by /a/?
>>690854583
PC only I think
>>690854795
Not combined
>>690854835
Pinball
>>690854835
solitaire
>>690852718
APB Reloaded
>>690854766
Wrong
>>690854143
Any takers? It was on GBA
>>690854140
APB
>>690854846 (me)
This is what i was talking about
>>690854817
>>690854817
Fucking finally.
>>690854903
>>690854914
well played
>>690854716
Nah niga
>>690853051
Spec Ops: The Line?
>>690854955
Holy shit thank you. That was like pulling teeth.
>>690854783
Nope, think bigger and better
>>690853072
eternal darkness
>Not mentally capable of making logical decisions
>Text based
>Creator fucked a reporter
>>690854095
Elite?
>3 disc game
>one of the worst in its series
>2 sequels
>entire game is 1 corridor
>>690855105
nope. Hint:
>wtf is this peace loving fucker doing with nukes?
>>690855296
Fucking finally
>>690855348
FF13
>stitched lips
>green skin
>we yah we yah chanting
>farting
>>690855338
5 guys burgers n fries?
>>690851967
second sight
>"must crush CAPITALISM"
>"Engineering"
>>690855338
Depression Quest
>>690853051
civ
>>690855477
Correct
>>690854583
>>690854766
A hint?
>no actual infantry movement, fighter only.
>>690855451
Mgs?
>>690855641
Good guess if for real if not it was already answered
>>690855721
There you go.
>>690855624
Bahahahahaha
>>690851357
>dancing
>marketing
>wilderness
>rpg
>mmo
>music videos
>>690853978
Hint
> NIN
>>690855341
Nope
>fps
>skiing
>shazbot
>A world where you can be anything
>Everyone is a furry
>all old irl
>"One day I will own this store..."
>>690855969
TRIBES ASCEND
>Brains fucked
>Wait now I'm a robot
>Robot companion
>Have existential crisis a lot
>Weird tentacle shit running the place you're in
>dead island but well done
>>690855758
Elite dude, it has to be
>go into ruins
>dies
>progress a bit in the ruins
>dies
>get lost in the ruins
>dies
>thefuckimsupposedtodo.jpg
>>690855758
fuck i was about to say starcraft
>>690856006
Second life?
>>690856094
I refuse to take no for an answer
>>690856046
soma
>>690856060
dying light
>>690855127
I don't know if I would call Civ Beyond Earth better.
>>690856019
correct, that was fast
>>690856177
Yup lol
>>690856206
Correct! Have a cookie.
>>690856183
Sorry dude, it's not
>Stare at map for 10 hours
>Micromanage the shit out of everything
>Hitler and chill
>>690856140
waxworks?
>>690856447
Hearts of Iron?
>it's tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's right on time it's tricky
>don't shake the baby
>shake the baby
>>690856267
Not that either
>crazy
>build car
>get hunchback on car
>so much sand
>>690856257
Correct
>>690855006
Okay no one is attempting to answer so the answer is Fire Emblem 7
>>690856567
Parappa the rapper
> be tree faggot
> go rape a dying tree
> get gem
> chat with princess
> rape a volcano
> get stone
> rape a lake
> get stone
>time travel
> wake up some fags
> fags help you get to boss
> attack boss with bottle
> save kingdom
>>690854675
Stellaris?
>>690856601
Tribes
>>690856666
Checked satanic quads
Also, Ocarina of Time?
>>690856646
Nope have a hint
>snowboarding
>>690856666
OoT
>>690856492
Yup.
>>690856666
Sounds alot like a zelda game for some reason
>>690856773
Tricky SSX or something like that. My cousin had that game.
>>690856666
ocarina of time
>>690856683
>>690856702
Nope. It's from like 2006
>>690854095
Another hint
> 2 alien races
>>690856887
Yeah SSX Tricky
>>690856943
Wing Commander
>Wake up in prison
>prison mate hates you
>escape through secret tunnel accompanied by some other people
>make it outside
>big ass fucking city
>RPG
>>690857065
Nope, not that either
>>690853912
>still a steaming pile of shit
>>690857090
Jak 2?
>>690856943
Starcraft?
>>690856627
also:
>straya
> sexy dark magic
>collect bottles
>play simon says
>all for a book
>>690854835
titanfall
>>690857245
Nope
>>690857226
Nope.
Hint:
>Obscenely short people died off a long time ago
>>690854095
Free Space
>>690856921
Galactic Civilizations 2: Dread Lords
>friend falls into dark Eco and turns into a furry
>cool gun mods in the sequels
>>690856578
Babysitting Mama
>>690857344
real life?
>>690857090
Oblivion
>>690857090
Shawshank
>>690857442
DING DING DING
>>690857381
Fuckin nailed it
>>690854095
Starcraft
>>690857393
jak and daxter
>train crash
>wake up on alien planet
>guns
>fight midgets
>>690857593
My man
>>690856943
>>690856943
FINAL HINT
>the aliens you're fighting against are really powerful and have massive ships, they blow up your base ship about 2/3 of the way in
>>690857606
borderlands
>>690857606
borderlands 2
I got another
>White Lucio from Overwatch
>PUMP UP THE VOLUME
>Be a fucking vandal
>probably a dystopia
>be a moody teenager
>fall in love with a bleeding heart
>unravel a plot that makes no fucking sense whatsoever
>fight an arch enemy with no background at all
>>690851967
Wolfenstien new order boiii
>>690857606
Borderlands?
>>690857362
WINRAR
>>690857502
All praise due to Wikipedia and a Google search of video games 2006. Never heard of it, sounds like I missed out on something interesting.
Medieval 2: Total War and TES Oblivion came out that year too. Also Civ IV
>>690857708
FF8
>>690851967
Hell yea seconditions sight
>late to the party but I love this game
>>690857708
Persona
> git gud
> ur ded
> oh not again
> can't win
> Git gud failed
> well get em' next time
>>690857708
Lollipop Chainsaw
>professor
>solve puzzles
>>690857708
Uhh.. fuck.. whats its name..
Fucking Tumblr Simulator 2015?
>>690857898
RIGHT ON THE SPOT SIR
>Sci-Fi shooter
>PS2
>Reboot came out that had less content last year
>>690857841
It is great. It's like if Civ Beyond Earth was actually good
>>690858056
TOO EASY
Battlefront.
>>690858128
Correct, I'm still salty over that.
>>690857997
Dr. Puzzler
>KIROV REPORTING
>Probably a Space Marine type of guy
>not w40k kinda space marine but like Aliens kinda space marine
>fight alien monsters
>pvp
>brrt
>>690857252
Final hint
>Based on a movie franchise.
>>690857708
Life is strange?
>terribly sad game
>your job is to change dying people's memories to make them think they lived the life they wanted
>paper cranes
>>690858381
>690858381
No one guessed Mad Max? Shame..
>friends uncle is arrested
>search for fancy horn parts
>investigate ancient ruins for gems
>>690858418
>>690857953
>>690857943
It was FF8. The first guy got it.
>>690858465
THANK YOU
About fucking time.
>fighting game
>hit baseball
>dodge baseball
>>690858465
MAD MAX I guessed it
>>690858458
Remember me? Or whatever that trash game was called
>build space ship
>Funky music
>Be aliens
>>690858458
To the moon holy shit I love you
>>690858458
To The Moon? Never played it so I dunno
>>690858682
Destroy all Humans?
>>690858657
Uh I don't think so
>>690858358
yes
>>690853978
Quake
>>690858628
Scott pilgrim vs the world
>>690858682
FTL
>Retrieve top secret science project
>Boss is kidnapped
>Retrieve boss
>Top secret project is stolen
>Board a ship
>Board an alien ship
>Board another alien ship
>Kill an alien boss
>>690856488
No.
Pc game. an old one and a remake.
Maybe there's a wii version.
>>690858770
No. Think Sega Genesis
>>690858710
>>690858726
Correct!!
>>690858628
Lethal League
>Press A to do literally everything
>Also, there's a fatass
>world ends
>heart-breaking opening
>acquire some kid
>mushrooms eat your face
>GOAT guitar soundtrack
>
>>690859029
Splosion Man
>Ride motor cycles
>Use whips, bats, chains and shit to attack other riders
>>690858845
no
>>690858942
got it
>>690858886
Toejam and Earl
>>690859073
Last of Us
>>690858920
Seriously great game
>>690859211
Yup
>>690859176
Get out of here with your fucking RIDE TO HELL SHIT
>>690859073
The last of us
>>690859176
Road Rash
>>690859285
Road Rash
>>690859285
Uh, not ride to hell?
>>690859395
Yeah son
>Hot blonde
>Christmas Time
>Kill your sister
>need to find epic artifact
>artifact locked away
>Fucking zombies
>Fucking hammer staffs
>Fucking crab people
>Unlock artifact
>we dont need it, we actually need your eye
>Fucking praying mantis
>FUCKING CLUMSY
>kill god
>>690859261
I watched someone play the first 30 minutes of it and I just went and bought it so I could finish it myself because it was way too good to just watch.
>online game
>patty wagon
>get the crown, save the town and mr. krabs
>come back from east coast
>everyone hates you
>crooked cop who killed your mom always on your ass
>end up killing your brother who knew who killed your mom the whole time
>>690859565
Still waiting for the sequel!
>>690859551
craaaab people.. craaaab people..
>>690859226
>>690859357
Correct!
>no internet
>dinosaur
>cactus
>>690857090
>>690857344
>>690857495
>Thinks the dwarves were diminutive
>ball is in parking lot
>>690859777
dem trips.
>>690859591
san andreas
>>690860016
Noooooouiiiicccce m8 ur correct