what would u say to you?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
what would u say to you?
Stay in college, do not enlist
>>690821427
Workout. Dont move in with her.
>>690821427
respect yourself.
Overcome your fear of intimacy asap.
set your goals now and you will achieve them.
>>690821904
>6 words
Don't listen to your stupid family.
>>690821427
Fuck christianity. Then fuck your classmates.
You can accomplish absolutely anything, nigger
Never turn down any teenage pussy.
>>690821427
Start not being a fag now.
>>690821427
don't suck those dicks for popularity
Don't drink so god damned much.
>>690821427
Don't play cool. Play it confident
>>690821427
"You're going to die alone."
do not ever visit 4 chan
>>690821427
>i warned u 'bout 4chan bro
>>690821427
Quit being such a fucking pushover
>>690822107
>>690822154
s-samefag?
>>690821427
Avoid Katie Nora Manipulative Cash
>>690821967
>the picture says 6 words so i must write 6 words
Everything is going to be ok.
Get a therapist you fucking cunt
>>690822278
>That's how the game works.
>>690821427
Stay single, save your money
>>690821427
enjoy more what you already have
>>690822278
>grrntext replying to greentext guess time to greentext
>>690821427
Don't touch Diablo 2.
"Don't get in the Candy Van."
>>690821967
You need to write six words.
>>690822401
second
>>690821427
DON'T go back to that school!
>>690821427
ahahaha you stupid nigger kill yourself
Kill yourself, trust me
They don't care. Don't bother.
Please do not start loving her
>>690821427
Push The Game farther and harder.
>>690822097
kek
>>690821427
Turns out, those are not raisins.
Do not ever go on /b/
Invest all money in google
>>690821427
why you in this shit thread?
>>690822270
sure
because people can do captcha in 12seconds
>>690821427
"Scootypuff junior sucks"
>>690822097
Never turn down pussy, you pussy
mega millions ########### for jun 21 2016
then get rich. fuck yeah
Don't take crystal meth or heroin.
>>690821427
Don't be such a fucking faggot.
>>690821427
When you meet Nicole, run away
She lied about the miscarriage.
>>690821427
Don't play everquest over getting laid.
>>690822410
>selling your soul to 4chan
>four chan
>f c
>6 3
>666
Nigga you fucked up.
Also, anyone who has ever eathed Fight Club. Yeah ur pic relateded.
>>690822410
>this is also not six words.
>>690822938
Second
The Game, you just lost it.
Get a haircut faggot. Word
You will be forever alone nigger
>>690821427
An Hero before things get worse
>>690823085
I was waiting for this.
>>690822432
Use your savings for more prostitutes
>>690821427
>Disregard any arbitrary word count rules.
>Comrade.
>>690821427
Push deeper that finger you stuck in your gf's ass. Better yet, buttfuck her, she's gonna dump you 3 month later anyway.
>>690821427
Fuck BOTH of them.
Srs, I erroneously turned down a threesome on the night I lost my virginity.
>buy all the bitcoin January 2009
Don't involve yourself to her problems!
The ride never ends. Memorial Day.
>>690823014
Contractions are one of the devil's machinations. He was misleading you the whole time.
>>690821427
Don't bring ibuprofen may 10th 2016
>>690821427
Kill yourself, life is completely pointless
>>690823014
>Implying six words does anything cool
Work out you fat little shit
>>690821427
Don't trade your holographic charazard.
>>690821427
Only focus on maths, not drugs
Anal after Mexican food is bad
>>690821427
>FUCK ANIME, MAJOR IN COMPUTER SCIENCE.
>>690821427
dont waste so much money, please
>>690821427
invest in 9/11
Buy a bigger gun you idiot
Don't get with Ashley you idiot!
they aren't your friends, you are better off alone
Tell your parents to spend their entire savings on bitcoins
Buy Google Stock. Sell at $750.
Don't take advantage of Connie's trust
Get out of there
Invest Apple
>>690824011
Richard?
>>690824093
Mike.
>>690821427
Don't sell Toys, can't afford later
buy apple sell may twenty fifteen
>>690823864
SIX
I
X
There is blood in the rig
>>690824165
>>690824093
ALVIN!!!
Get sympathy pussy, bad childhood stories
Record will be expunged at 18
>>690824253
????????? Story time
>>690821427
THIS IS NOT THE SECRET MESSAGE.
>>690824356
What did you do
>>690824185
Did you pawn something
tits or get the fuck out
>>690823378
Lol what
>>690821427
Make More Friends, Talk to girls
Dont eat 4 chocolate shroom treats.
>>690821427
eat healthy or ima molest you
>>690822720
Listen to this fucking genius, fag
>>690824600
Could you summerfag a little harder please I'm hoping the cringe will kill me this time
>>690824600
>checked, qft, /thread.
>>690821427
Its dat boi. O shit, wuddup.
>>690824600
>>690824818
Are you done being gay yet because I've got a dick that needs sucking
Everything's pointless only money is important
Buy stocks in apple! Do it!
>>690824360
X junkie . Got needle out of the box that had been clean box prior to that day. Didn't notice it was dirty till it was too late. Got hep C . Probably won't see my two sons grow past 15. It was almost 20 years ago . Hep c drug with 97% cute rate costs close to 100k. Drug my self from a gutter I put myself in. Made something of myself. Have awesome wife and 2 awesome boys. See them end coming faster than I want. There's your story
Ephebophilia is risky, go for +18.
>>690825160
Wasting two words like that? Anyone you wish you'd never talked to? Say "ignore (name)"
Tell your girlfriend to get abortion
>>690825411
jesus
>>690825411
Savage!
>>690823887
Can you count, nigger?
>>690825526
No bullshit probably putting this kid up for adoption
You'll waste your life for family.
>>690821427
Mom lung cancer 2005. prevent it.
Do not play World of Warcraft!
dont bury her in THAT forest
Forgive/forget
they aren't worth it
>>690825855
Lol how
>>690825918
Lol
>>690825180
Nice
>>690825855
TEARS. I used to live with my grandparent, my grandfather had non-diagnosed terminal lung cancer, I took care of him and my grandmother who was on a wheelchair. I dropped college for them, I was alone, I washed them and dressed them until the very last day. They both died. My mother and my aunt divided both the estates and said "We both don't want you, you are useless now". I'm broke up, with no degrees, nor money, lonely and thinking about suicide.
Do not get drunk and drive
>>690826487
Where is your God now?
Stop thinking sex, get a life.
Grandma stroke, after ILD, tell mom
>>690826799
it's never been around here.
Do NOT forget that it's LOADED.
You're baby sister is DEAD 2009.
Two options. Both related.
>>690821427
Drive faster, you might save him.
>>690827082
Read a grammar book, you're/your
Stay fit, complete schools, beat bullies
>>690821427
quit being a stupid little faggot
>>690821427
Smile; love yourself; be brave; live
>Am I allowed to send subconscious meanings via way of telepathy? 1 word attached to each. Much, much more effective...
>>690827082
Your*
My bad. I made a spelling error. Gonna waste my time solving a captcha to correct it myself so that grammar faggot doesn't do it for me.
Drink less alcohol, do more drugs.
>>690827195
>>690827082
Fucking faggot beat me to it.
>>690827287
or "Dad, cancer, 2002, spend more time"
Think for yourself, not just others.
>>690821427
Just rape the bitches. Each of the 5 of them.
You'll ignore everything I tell you.
seal team six is inbound, run.
>>690827321
What a Gaylord, right guys?
>>690821427
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS
A feminine penis is a myth
>>690821427
2007. school play. stay home. danger.
If I could send that back to 2008, I'd have both my legs
may the force be with you
>>690821427
Spend more time learning math.
>>690821427
Kill yourself now; thank me later.
Invest in bitcoins and kill yourself faggot.
>>690827952
Does your penis still work?
>>690821427
whatever the lottery numbers were. i'd play those numbers till i won
>>690821427
It really is not your fault.
Marry Timea. Go Medical School
>>690827952
Yeah right faggot. Prove it.
>>690821427
Short all airline stocks before 9/11/2001
>>690827882
kek
>>690827686
Lol
>>690821427
Don't leave North Carolina, nightmares ahead.
>>690828072
What's the point of investing and then suicide, you are a fucking dumb meme teenager. I hope you die, you illogic unnatural fucktard.
>>690821427
Gas the kikes, race war now
Kys it does not get better
>>690827952
Picture NOW
No matter what, STAY IN KOREA.
Don't ever try to fuck animals
Date Chloe dude she's a slut
>>690828531
oh god please don't let this have a story behind it
Don't smoke weed. Things get better.
Finish your computer engineering degree,bitch
>>690828602
Chloe J?
>>690821427
don't fuck your hs art teacher
fuck your high school art teacher
>>690828673
Hey it worked!
Do not marry that cunt!
Take care of your teeth, idiot.
Don't take alevel maths
Seriously fuck him, not worth it.
I would know what It means.
>>690821427
youre a loser you fucking cuck
>>690828805
Hahaha picture NOW
>>690828777
Holy trips confirmed. You should not have married that cunt.
>>690821427
buy thousands of those fucking bitcoins
>>690828854
No shit you would know what it means faggot have you seen what other people are saying
>>690821427
Invest in Tesla you stupid faggot.
Don't put tobacco on weed faggot
>>690821427
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
>>690821427
Settle not. Be modest, be generous.
>>690828972
Why not what happened
Things will only get worse lol
ammonia and bleach makes mustard gas
>>690825244
ahahaha, same.
also, you should have jumped from that highrise when you were 6.
Kill yourself you fucking gay retatd
>>690829028
I just dislocated multiple disks in my neck from cringing so hard
Don't fuck things up with her.
>>690829056
No it doesn't autard
>>690828958
I never read posts that are not directed at me aisde from OP, so no.
>>690828673
Go on.....
You're a fag so kill yourself.
>>690828874
They're fine now, after lots of dental work. Glad you find that funny.
>>690821599
Thinking of joining navy, should I not?
I really hate school so don't wanna go to college
>>690829028
It's that guy from the 100 dollar bill. Go jack off to walden and transcendentalism faggot.
She wants your dick stupid shithead
>>690829148
Oh yeah? Then why does it taste like mustard every time I exhale you meatball brain
>>690821427
Here are a few versions
-Kidney failure, stay away from Kates
-You're the luckiest person on earth
-Get Umbra before the dog statue
>>690821427
dont bury that bitch under house.
>>690829352
Fuck ass its r44 and heat that creates mustard gas
>>690821427
make america great again
>>690829258
Can u swim?
>>690828725
She was super hot in a milfy kinda way. But a total nut job as I found out later. Would drive to my house at night and want me to sneak out. Would 'happen' to be at the mall when I was there with my friends. I will admit she would let me do anything to her. Lost count of the time I spray her face after fucking her, but so not worth it. Glad my family moved school in my final year and I didn't have to see her again. Miss the sex, but the nutty was strong in that one. Thought about looking her up to see if she is still hot... one day I might.
>>Thank you Miss K for taking my virginity. Best MILF tits I ahve ever seen.
>>690829459
Yeah you'd know because you fart mustard onto bread for lunch fag.
>>690829195
Well then you're a retarded faggot
>>690829482
I can doggy paddle and swim like when you put your arms out and head under idk what that technique is called lmao
she looks 18, but she's not
They always lie about birth control
>Fucking kill yourself you stupid nigger
>>690829230
How'd you fuck them up in the first place
Don't worry about it, life works out. Stop taking Xanax and Valium
Do not take Klonopin
>>690828531
>>690828603
>16 years old
>on farm in Nebraska
>staying with old country bumpkin aunt and uncle
>nothing for miles and miles. In the muddle of nowhere.
>have already experimented with all sorts of masturbation tactics.
>uncle has chicken coop
>attempt to fuck a chicken
>Grabbed the chicken and held it tight until it stopped freaking out
>took off pants
>attempt to stick boner in chicken ass/pussy/birdhole
>chicken starts freaking out and claws my testicles with talons
It feels uncomfortable when I ejaculate now and I can never have children.
>inb4 :prove it faggot". Im not taking a picture of my deformed scrotum for you guys. Sorry.
>>690829621
How was school this year?
>>690829653
Then yeah you're good for the navy man.
>>690821427
Do not fall for her, faggot.
>>690829769
Ok thanks
Most likely going to gamble what I make anyways
>>690829453
This joke was barely funny the first time
>>690829742
Pretty good, my I'm knee deep in loans and I can't afford my apartment, but school is fine.
kill yourself. it doesn't get better
>>690821427
Ain't nobody like you, but you
>>690822448
Wise words
>>690829740
>birdhole
>>690821427
"You should've killed yourself much sooner."
>>690829735
Just didn't brush them. My mom was very hands off in her approach to parenting and let me do what I want. I was never taught the importance of taking care of your teeth, so I didn't learn to care until it was too late.
>>690829942
why would you need to tell yourself that? were you a retard?
>>690829056
No, that creates Chlorine Gas. Jesus fucking christ.
>>690821599
How do I get dubs?
>>690830076
Ok which one of us was in WWII? Yeah didn't think so...
>>690821427
Learn conversation for friends and booty.
>>690829640
No you.
>>690821427
do not try hard in school
>>690829740
Do you think you could take a picture of your deformed scrotum for us
>>690821427
Get ready for some crazy shit.
>>690830217
Prove it nigger
>>690829740
>not taking a picture
So it didn't happen?
>>690830188
>>690829740
>attempt to stick boner in chicken ass/pussy/birdhole
>>690829083
Do we share the same "taste"?
>>690830470
That's me
>>690830051
Sure, I guess. I mean I'm a doctor and pretty damn successful. I just never realized everyone else was retarded and amoral. I thought most people actually tried to be better than their parents like me.
Don't ruin love when it arrives.
>>690829740
I'm hardly wishing your aunt and uncle were secretly getting that on tape.
>>690830730
But no one surived from the PD48.3
>>690829740
Should have gone with a horse, dummy.
>>690821427
"long hair NEVER gets you pussy"
Don't date an Olivia
>>690830800
I think a doctor of all people should know that no one is like you but you
Don't smoke or drink.
Tell them you're a girl.
>>690831123
Well as you can see, I'm coming out of PD37.2
>>690831182
Who is Fabio?
Kill yourself
>>690831454
a pied fucking piper and snake oil salesman is what he is.
>>690831348
Elaborate please
9 11 was an inside job
>>690821427
you could be my boyfriend tonight
Stop using molly. Don't quit job.
Don't ever suck your first dick
Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
>>690831690
Go ahead and suck the 2nd one tho
>>690831236
Yeah and I do, that's why I'd tell my former self that...
I don't believe most people understand individualism as well as they should. I certainly didn't for a long time.
>>690821427
Fuck you kid, check my dubs.
>>690831182
first: get pussy, then grow hair
That's a lesson life gave me. In 2000-something I got an à-la-emo haircut, I fucked like 6 girls a month in that period. Now that I'm older I understood the pleasure of a neat haircut in the no-pussy period, and "never get an haircut" after the first 3/4 months of engagement.
>>690821599
I'm sorry. That's all I can say. They'll grow up to be alright, love them while you can.
Good luck, and Godspeed.
>>690831454
not my past self, the game is to tell yourself some good fucking advice and last I checked I'm not goddamned Fabio
>>690821427
Stay in school don't do drugs
>>690821427
Learn to fucking count for fuck sake
Twentysix april 2007, Stop mom suicide
>>690821427
>Don't get an AMD FX you dumb fuck
>>690822746
I'm pretty sure he was joking.
>>690831667
There is a really depressing story behind this
Tell Randy Bobandy to fuck off
Dont break into that house
>>690821427
just kill yourself, nothing gets better
>>690831740
If there is no first, there can be no second or fifteenth.i have fucking AIDS because of this shit
>>690831885
Are you sure? You might be Fabio.
>>690832027
Randy Bobandy? Is that a real name?
>>690832078
Why not just kill yourself now, instead of telling your past self to do it?
