Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>690790715
>Generally speaking I'm also a lot more productive during the night hours.
Serial Killer?
Hello friends
>>690790554
Yay!
You're my favorite Austrian, but I'm not sure if there are any others in the threads...
I'm hoping they have Houndoom, I like them. I still don't know why they didn't have the mega evolution be a Cerberus though
Still here
Nothing wrong with being gay
>>690790907
Reclaiming the dab, err I mean the wife
so i worked up the courage to finally tell my therapist some more truth about me and now we are doing some new stuff he wants to be more aggressive in his tactics and we ended up making a safe place for me i had to tell him what it was
>mfw i have to tell him about being at the beach with esdeath
Dio-sama...
Just trying to get a match as Akali but people just keep dodging.
>>690791153
This is getting a bit autistic.
>>690791173
>>690789624
I don't really care, they don't go making super long text about us, and I'm friend with most of them so whatever
>>690789886
I think that we have at least 5 persons who aren't heterosexuals
>>690790065
At least we have Waifus..
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>Even I think that been a girl would be nice, but with 1.90m (6.22 I think) and a super deep voice I just accepted that it won't happen, and I like girls too
*Insert cleaver way of saying Blair is Claimed*
*grabs bowl of popcorn*
>>690790554
>And Eevees
Muh nigga.
>>690791153
Wew, now that had to be awkward.
>>690791375
If you say tank Akali you're losing some serious respect points.
>>690790909
It's the Twilight Zone.
>>690791035
Only during non-work days.
>>690791153
tell him about /waifu/.
>>690791501
I'm tired.
>>690791122
Ok, nice introduction
>>690791153
What might the "more truth" be?
You don't have to say anything if you don't want though, just seems like you are
>>690791291
Moo
>>690791375
Well, I can't really blame them
>>690791153
I'm proud of you ^-^
I wish the best for you :o
>>690791173
What's your favorite tf2 class?
I was pretty good with pyro but I loved engineer :0
>>690791398
>>690791408
Hey.
>>690791531
I second this.
>>690791501
>Only during non-work days.
Nice.
>>690791579
Cute pic.
>>690791076
Well the base game will be free...
Do you really think Bethesda would abandon paid Mods just like that? They even commented that introducing it to an already existing Community of Modders was a bad idea, and now they Release a 'new' game...
But there were torrents for the Mods as quickly as the thing was introduced, considering that Bethesda doesn't Invest a Cent in this system it's unlikely they'll go after that (in the old System)
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING FREEEAAAKS! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU'RE MARRIED TO FUCKING CARTOONS LMAO. BUNCH OF FUCKING FREAKS. THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE JUST SOME OLD JAPANESE GUY'S IMAGINATION AND YOU WANT TO MARRY THEM. LMAAOOOO
>>690791076
hello azusa
>>690791122
that's something a faggot would say
>>690791122
Correct.
>>690791153
Wish I could tell somebody about me having a waifu, kek. I never even tell my psychiatrist anything that's wrong with me, not even if I'm depressed. But I'm proud of you dude! Glad to hear that.
>>690791499
No, just normal AP Akali, I rarely ever play melee assassins but I felt like trying Akali, this is going to be my third match as her.
>>690791478
For Dio's sake I though by now you would've realised that it's "Clever" not "Cleaver" unless I'm missing some joke.
I want to share a dildo with Azusa
>>690791633
How are you?
What are you listening to?
>>690791790
Best type moon claimed.
Neko thread
>>690791077
I'm the only Austrian on /waifu/ as far as I know. Some are from german, and near Austria but not from Austria.
Houndoom... oh, wait, that was this fire dog looking thing, right? Didn't have one.
>>690790955
Yeah, I could, but I can't control a level 64 Gardevoir without my badges.
>Fisting Nintendo with a hot iron
Don't! Wait until they release the new Zelda and the new Pokemon!
>>690791413
Well, being homosexual or bisexual isn't as obscure as being trans kek
I still think it's an actual sickness. Give me a pill to make me feel content with my dick and I say fuck the hormones.
>>690791499
>Leafeon
Go away.
>Sylveon highest level
Maybe stay.
I even collected some pics of Sylveon in case I have to change waifu due to someone like >>690791531 chen again.
>>690791779
Oh, my bad, just a typo.
>>690791602
I never played it. I mostly stick to the same games for years and don't get the chance to try most of them. Just kill me fam.
>>690791802
I'm doing fine, spamming practice exams and listening to F A ∞.
Anything ambient-ish is great to study.
>>690791945
>Neko thread
Sure.
>>690791633
Still studying?
>>690791153
>Good thing I never opened up to my therapist
I am not that delusional though...
>>690791592
It really does hurt ;-;
>>690791714
rolling for you to be my f word (don't like to say it)
>>690791757
#lovewins
>>690791790
I want to share one with you :3
>>690791790
That wouldn't be very safe. The infections and whatnot oh boy
>>690791714
pls no
>>690791684
Bethesda is going to die if they're not careful. Ever since Fallout 4 I've really started to hate them as a company.
>>690791375
>This is getting a bit autistic.
>getting
>>690791779
Respect points have stayed intact. Keep on the good deleting ADCs, Dio.
>>690791957
I like my leafy friend!
>I may have had a literal obsession with Sylveon for a while
>3 plushies, Summoner name, and a Jacket based on it
>>690792039
Yes, with the occasional break to spy this thread.
>>690792065
Really, now?
>>690792078
No. It would be like a double sided thing.
>>690791957
Fear not, I won't kill them... I'm just gonna hurt them.. really really bad..
>>690791375
have i ever not been autistic?
>>690791531
i told him i was on a anonymous forum and i got pissed and freaked out at some anons on the site i meant waifu but i figured saying that would make more sense to him
>>690791592
some of my edgy thoughts im just scared he wont believe me and be like great another emo faggot
>>690791757
its scary but i think it will be worth it in the end
>>690791592
Mooo.
>>690791076
How are you?
>>690791790
Oh boy
>>690791957
Hm, oh well
Yes, the fire dark one
>>690792065
Need me to turn it into a cool robo leg?
>>690791677
>cute pic
I could say the same about you.
>>690791945
Let me see, will bunny girl suffice?
I knwo I have some neko pictures buried somewhere too.
>>690792269
I want to have sex with Homura
>>690791957
But that was your waifu before Chara.
Mizore or what was her name.
I remember you claiming her before chara.
>>690792023
I know, GYBE is good for that kind of mood.
I'm glad you're fine, Homu.
>>690791790
Now that's aggressively lewd
>>690791957
Being trans is like being an evolved Pokemon. Is like being gay but accepting more what ya want to be
>>690792269
>to spy this thread.
You stalker.
>>690792393
Wew lad.
>>690791957
>I even collected some pics of Sylveon in case I have to change waifu due to someone like
Pls don't leave chara with that reputation
>Replaced by a pink dog
>>690792282
;3
If you can, say "I love you cutie"
>>690792023
Your filename confused me then, thought you played it :p
Nice hand :0
>>690792380
I wanna be a robot! :O
>>690791991
Where are you from?
>Please be American
>>690792282
Well I mean, better with friends.
>>690792355
It's definitely a lot better to not keep it from others.
>>690792474
>trans
>evolved pokemon
kek
Quick question, how do I help one of my friends evolve? I'm really not sure on how to do it, but she's a pre mtf trans, and I feel like I can't help her enough.
>>690792282
I'm not sure if that's completely safe. Then again neither is sex as a whole. With the disease, and the infections.
>>690792380
Oh hello. I'm uh okay I guess. I wasted my whole day with out realizing it and now I have no idea what to do. You?
![Syndra [243].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [243].jpg")
>>690792572
I love you, cutie.
Don't know if you want me to voc it. I'm on my iPad so...
>>690792381
We could always just do a bunny/rabbit theme.
>>690792657
Yeah, I'm american, why do you ask?
>>690792078
filename says otherwise
>>690792065
roll
>>690792849
That's a bit harder of a theme for me.
>>690792778
When you have the chance and if you want to, don't want you to strain yourself :3
My dream is to be pretreated by a futa Azusa.
Don't really want to penetrate her. I like her being pure
>>690792355
Hope everything is going ok for you
>>690792357
Moo
>>690792572
I think I can arrange that
>>690792761
Did you gave fun wasting time?
I worked out, that was the most productive thing I did
>>690792983
I will later tonight. Be on the lookout for me.
>>690792943
I have a ton, Shiki is both compared to one in the second movie and there's that one Aprils fool's design that sticked.
>>690792725
Just be sure to know if she is comfortable with what it's (or isn't) in the middle of her legs. If not try to show her that is nothing wrong assuming what ya really want to be. WELCOME TO THE 21 CENTURY
>Going to have some English classes. I may disappear
>>690792202
Sylveon is Dohvakin. Dragonborn.
>I'm still laughing about the fact that my Sylveon Moonblasted one of the top 4 away without a care while smiling like it usually does
I also want a Sylveon Plush!
>>690792291
Leave them in working condition!
>>690792380
Ah, yes, that thing! I don't think I saw one in Omega Ruby... maybe I did? I don't know...
>>690792434
How long did you lurk before? Yeah, it was Mizuki. But... well there is not much fanart of her and always posting black white is rather boring for me.
>>690792474
>trans
>evolved Pokémon
I think it's more like a shiny Pokémon. Rare in nature since it has a hard time surviving. And no, it's not about what you want to be but... what you are I guess... but it's better if you ask a professional instead of me.
>>690792542
Ahaha, I won't, only when someone is using my pictures again and impersonating me like Chen did.
>>690792725
You help her by being supportive. Be there for her if she wants to nag about her problems and things like that.
As you might imagine we get pretty big backlash for being trans.
And your job is to remind her that she will always get backlash, but you will also be here for her.
>>690793126
just some nasty thoughts i get when im upset
>>690793126
What kind of exercise? :0
>>690793201
Thanks love :)
My waifu is probably a lesbian...
How do you deal with this fact, /waifu/?
>>690793300
>actually getting mad at Chen
>>690793377
You learn to self insert as the little girl
>>690793377
You're a tranny so its fine :0
>>690792924
Roll for gay love ;3
>>690793300
The thing of Wanting. Is more my bad. I still do some grammar mistakes, 'cause I'm used to Portuguese and shit
>>690793377
That's life, accept it
>>690793377
Embrace it.
>>690792393
I don't think she wants to have sex with you, unless you're pink haired and look like a 14y/o.
>>690792434
It is, most post-rock is great to study but I listen mostly to stronger ambiance artists to study.
>>690792526
>You stalker.
Yes I am, and I don't know if I should be happy or not about that.
>>690792572
I don't really remember why I named it like that instead of the regular number.
>>690793377
It's a one sided relationship anyway and that only makes things better, lesbians have superior taste compared to straight woman.
>>690793377
Well my waifu isn't lesbian, so I don't deal with it. If it's about your waifu being lesbian, I'm sure I could get some good spank bank material thinking of Yui and Asuza.
>>690791153
Which is a rather ironic safe space if you ask me. But I'm glad to hear you're making progress. Sorry I haven't been around.
>>690793634
>Yes I am, and I don't know if I should be happy or not about that.
You can stalk me anytime to be honest.
>>690793603
This.
>>690793548
You know Shiki, you still seem like a stuck up cunt but at least you have a great sense of humor
>>690793126
It was, okay. I was testing out body mods, and trying to find out why the bow I was using was going off the screen.
>>690793295
Mugi! I missed you!
>>690793634
>>I don't think she wants to have sex with you, unless you're pink haired and look like a 14y/o.
That can be arranged.
>>690793771
People take me far too seriously.
>>690790907
and iam hurting this ugly bitch by making her look ugly which try to hide like the ugly guys losers so this ugly bitch just try to hurt me cause is ugly and has no friends and is lame and is a total loser n only got friends cause outnumber the popular people and hurt the popular people the lame way until talk to the ugly people losers cause try to know everything so has to hurt itself and there ugly and think is better then everybody but is a lame bitch like the ugly guys losers and ugly people loser that bother the popular people actors and the popular people
and this ugly nigger bitch is ugly and gets angry cause she mad cause shes black and gets angry cause is ugly like the ugly people losers
and shes black and is angry cause shes black and try to hurt me but is a stupid black bitch that bother people and the ugly people losers try to bring the popular people down and its a good chance cause the ugly people losers outnumber the popualr people
thats why this dumb ugly nigger bitch try to be better then me or the popular people
>>690790907
thats why fuck family guy
Miho claimed
>>690793300
I didn't either, they were in X and Y though
>>690793313
Most people do that kind of stuff
>>690793358
Cardio and some strength training.
>>690793377
Well, my waifu probably is asexual though
>>690793568
Also rolling for gay love
>>690793785
Did you get it to work?
>>690793892
love you bb
>>690794103
Something bothering you beautiful?
>>690793300
Like 3 months or 4.
>getting mad at Chen.
>>690793520
Well said.
>>690793634
Everything about you is a good thing, Homu, don't worry.
>>690793634
I can dye my hair and I do look about 14, actually.
>>690793634
I found an NES and games :0
What's with these threads and trannys?
>>690793711
its ok glad to see you are back
>>690794105
yeah its when you believe you might do some of those things is when it gets dangerous though
>>690793598
I have no idea how portuguese grammar works lol, no problem.
Like I said, better ask a professional about it.
>>690794105
oh, in X and Y I just got into Pokémon again, so that's that.
>>690794230
woah, that's really long
>I always get mad
>I'm Temperus Maximus
>>690793568
That's true!
Azusa seems open minded
>>690794422
i have no clue man
>>690794211
Debt collectors
>>690794422
Coincidence, ignore it.
If you don't ask the gender, no one tells the gender.
>>690794442
I'd hug you but my arms are only so long.
>>690794422
There's only like, 2 of us...
I just like you guys
>>690794422
Mix of what Tomoko said earlier and you could see why the people who join a community to 2d waifus not being the most functional people.
Claimed
>>690794373
Really? Which games did you found? Time is going to fly now, don't leave us Konata.
>>690794230
>Everything about you is a good thing
That's bullshit and you know it. It's not like anyone is perfect.
>>690794442
Well i'd say it only really is dangerous when you actually prepare to do it, but that's usually a bad time for a reaction...
>>690794943
Well Dio is perfect though
>>690794658
>>690794745
It's just that the subject always seems to change to people talking how hard they'd bang you or something.
>>690794814
As long as you have no Chads in here I'm game.
>>690794240
What color?
>>690794442
Fair enough
>>690794457
They were originally from johto region, the second generation
>>690794745
I thought 3?
You, Chara, and one of the megumins
Then Mizore cross dresses and is bi, so maybe?
>>690794901
Hello!
Sup everyone Hows it going.
Im fuckin irritated. My internets down tell Thursday so ive been using my data on my cellphone i turn on my ps4 fuckin 300meg update required to use my media server to stream from my computer wtf.
anyhow
other then that shits going alright.
>>690794814
I'm fine socially. I can make friends easily and make people laugh a lot.
The problem is they all seem fake to me. I can't ever have a real connection with someone when I can read their body language because I know their motives for doing random actions almost immediately.
I like talking like this.
>>690794943
If you're egotistic like me, everything about yourself is perfect.
>>690794943
It's not. Everyone is perfect in its own way of being himself, not being influenced by everything.
>>690794457
I guess, but I was just being myself.
>>690794901
Fuck me. Nice claim, mate. I'm more of a Koneko man when it comes to DxD, but Rias is also solid fucking taste. Bountiful bosom, broad hips, pretty hair and eyes, an exemplary leader and the embodiment of the idea of nobless oblige. You could do MUCH worse.
>>690794105
Yeah, I had to uninstall, reinstall and so on with a few mods. I still want more, but I think I might leave it for now. I just need to enjoy Skyrim for now without breaking it
>>690793300
>Late reply
Wew, this breakup is going oddly well. At least, for me it is.
>Makoto
>>690795162
Yeah. Welcome to life being transgendered. We're viewed as sex objects.
I get it all the time. I ignore it.
Whelp this grinding is putting me to sleep
Time for nap, later
>>690791153
Good! I'm proud of you Esdeath, keep it up friendo.
>also claiming mizore.
>>690794674
I appreciate the sentiment none the less so what are you up too?
>>690794950
agree thats what he said aswell
>>690795220
You sound like an almost broken person
Is what you described a condition or just 'you'?
>>690795310
Kitty!
How many people in this community are trans?
I had a few questions about it.
Fairly late claim
>>690795472
It seems to me that you wouldn't get all this 'unwanted' attention if you just didn't mention being into cock.
Or are you gonna tell me that these gems were not attention seeking?
>>690793053
>>690793377
>>690795600
Hey Miho.
>>690795738
Quite a bit. I know a lot are gay/bi too.
I've changed waifus so much it hurts.
What's up?
>>690795580
I'm a really broken person. I try to put on a face though. I get joy in making others happy, even if it destroys me inside.
>>690795563
I'm letting my spine decompress and restoring bloodflow to my feet. I feel like I got in bed with your waifu instead of my own- that's to say, I'm tired, sore all over, and regretting decisions.
>>690795162
Don't ask me about that. I'm also wondering why people are hitting on me here.
>>690795170
I played the second generation, yup, and after that I stopped. I'm pretty sure I encountered one but I didn't catch it since at the time I always overleveled one Pokémon and steamrolled through everything
>Yes, being 12 only let's you think of this tactic.
>>690795310
And now you aren't yourself? You're only playing the nice guy part?
>>690795464
Adorable! Do want!
>Breakup
Yeah, you usually picture things much worse then they turn out to be. It's human.
I'm glad you're doing okay
>>690795481
See ya
>>690795915
What's up is that you're a fucking disgrace that can't be loyal to his waifu.
>>690795315
Just Warning you that I will find out who is telling you and I will screencaps it when you fail to respond
But for now I have to head to bed though
>>690795269
I don't think you're egotistical at all, but I don't know if you wear a different persona in the thread.
>>690795310
Fair enough, but some quirks are seen as almost strictly negative and should be worked on. Understanding what should influence you and what shouldn't is indeed very important.
>>690795738
I am, but have since stopped taking pills and just trying to live life normally.
>>690795768
Rororororororory.
>>690795975
To be fair, knowing them they would break down into tears and all that. I'm imagining they are, actually. But I wouldn't really know I guess.
>My jacket
>Makoto
>>690795975
It's not about you, it's about the other guy. I didn't even know you were a tranny until now.
>>690795863
Hello
>pets
>>690795405
Well, I had a lot of trouble doing to same...
>>690795522
8====D
>>690795768
Hello!
>>690795738
As far as I now it's only Chara, Azuza, and Megumin
>>690795975
Yeah, that's what we all did...
>>690794943
There's also some board games like checkers :0
>>690795803
I was mainly talking about real life. I get it in real life.
I don't usually do this that often. I'm just doing it today to see what happens.
>am I really being chastised for liking cock here?
>>690795563
>Anon the life councilor
Well then if I am already qualified for the job here's my next Tip
Go and do something about it, chances are there is no pill that makes your problems disappear and you will have to change your attitude before your life changes, after that you will feel empowered though
>>690795522
thank you waifu made me do it lol
>>690795481
bye bye yuno
>>690795952
kek thats to bad what happened last night?
>>690796227
Who are you going to play checkers with? Your cat? Anyway chess >>> checkers.
>>690796065
Woah, calm down. I'm sticking with Xenovia, so I'm not really going to change anymore. Not like this is something serious
claimed
also hello
>>690796227
O shit, duck hunt.
I'm back
>claimed
>>690796397
Well, earlier today actually. I had to go do the working thing. It was a fairly short shift but it was a lot harder on me than usual for some reason, at least in a physical sense.
>>690796196
You weren't kidding when you said you had a Sylveon jacket! Awesome!
Don't worry about it. First of all, you have to be happy. No matter how unfair this sounds to your friends.
>>690796208
>The other guy
Huh... which one? I'm guessing you mean Konata?
>>690796225
To be fair, rekking top 4 water user with flamethrower is kind of funny.
>>690796558
nice waifu! Mysterios X Girlfriend was it, right? What was her name again?
>>690796242
You're being chastised because you're being a giant attention whore in a thread that's already filled with attention whores as it is.
I don't care if you like cock, so you don't have to mention it to get some replies.
>>690796225
I can make faces to!
(( ( o ( o-( o-o )-o )o ) ))
>Many faces
>>690796174
Yes, that's totally true.
But, first of all you need to see yourself what's bad and what's good, not seen by the mind that was learned by your family or society to label everything.
>>690795975
No. I'm being myself. I hate personas.
>>690796214
>purrs
How are you feeling?
>>690796523
>Not like this is something serious
Disgusting
>>690796431
I used to be in chess club :o
Might play with myself cuz I'm bored :p
>>690796573
The little gun is there too :O
>>690796573
I still have a gun for duck hunt.
>>690796174
I don't flaunt my ego in here, but, no one knows my true persona, not even my mother, only person that knows my true self is I, and I'm not even sure if I know my true self. That came out with enough edge to cut the world in half, jesus christ.
>>690796523
Xenovia is also fine. But heed these words: get the fuck down.
>not serious
>>690796727
urabe mikoto
I want her drool so bad
>>690795975
>And now you aren't yourself? You're only playing the nice guy part?
Chen will einfach nur ein bisschen Stress machen für 'for the luls' nach guter 4chan Tradition, du brauchst das echt nicht so ernst nehmen
>>690796523
Heretic.
>>690796227
>>690796820
lol wrong reply
>>690796794
like shit
>>690796523
HERETIC
I have a friend whose trans and she dates women I don't get it. ive always just wondered do trans people feel like gay or do they just feel like a women. Cuz obviously the trans women i know likes chicks. She was completely passable too knew her for like 2 years before i found out. I think part of why im strait is i just cant stand dudes for the most part. I mean i have some solid friends but my like main close friends are women.
>>690796819
>The little gun is there too :O
Damn, nice.
>>690796820
As above, nice!
>>690796225
Yeah I had a bunch when I first got on PC. Mods are apparently hard to get working sometimes because they can clash. But I can't stop my self
>>690796379
im trying harder bit by bit but something in the back of my head says no dont give into what people say dont let them tell you what to do you are right and the mindset you have now is perfect
>>690796700
well hopefully you get a chance to relax now right
>>690796806
we got some serious heretics here
>>690793568
roll to jack off to konata ;3
ITT Dio exposes another heretic
>>690796397
what about the beach with Esdeath? Tell me more.
I go to therapy too but its for drugs.
>>690796397
Good, keep it up, it will help in the long run.
>>690796946
Weird Manga but I enjoyed it.
>>690796196
What up
>>690796225
Y halo thar
>Rory-sama
>>690797094
Definitely. I'm not in the kind of physical shape I was in as a kid. I really should start my workout regime again.
>Tsubaki
