So /b/ what's your excuse?
>inb4 dick is too big
>inb4 i'm a faggot
>inb4 wife won't let me
>inb4 OP can't inb4
Mental illness and criminal record...
>>690783547
>because I'm the type of socially-stunted autistic cringelord who sits on /b/ jerking off to facebook photos
>>690783651
Fuck sake nigger stop telling girls that on the first date and you'll be fine you fuck face.
One night stand gave me herpes and now I'm too afraid to tell any one else incase I get rejected
>>690783547
married to a man, and you can take your inb4s and jam them up your ass
>>690783547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgcsXtvC1bo
>>690783547
no motivation to go after girls i guess + i cant take a hint and im really bad at anything romantic or making a move, girls do find me funny but thats where it ends.
>>690784022
half the population has some kind of herpes. it's only a big deal to people whose knowledge of std's begins and ends with their school district's shitty excuse for sex ed
I'm fat and ugly, so I found myself w fat ugly gf.
Get realistic and you'll have no problem.
>>690783955
The mental illness is more what stops me having serious relationships. Im 38 and have never had a relationship that lasted a year. I have dated lots of girls, but my fucked up personality always spoils things, or I walk away because everyone I think I like I end up holding in contempt pretty quickly
but I do.
>tfw gf
>>690784170
I hear ya, honestly I've had one outbreak that was very mild. It's the stigmatising that worries me
>>690783547
coz i'm fag who makes living via youtube
>>690783547
I'm too lazy to put in any effort to even talking to a girl, i would much rather prefer they come to me but i know that is not going to happen so ill probably be alone for a long time.
She left me 2 days ago.
I don't go out much and prolly look in the wrong circles. Superficial women everywhere.
>>690783547
Got lucky. Married.
>>690783547
I enjoy my hobbies and the personal freedom that comes with not being in a relationship.
I literally spend every waking second at one of 2 fire departments. Trying so desperately to get experience and a leg up in this super competitive field.
Also I'm awkward.
It was clinical depression, but now I have a girlfriend, and I'm recovering.
>>690783547
she dumped me because after the high noon at the brokeback mountain fanclub she wanted to know my real opinion on guns
well really she dumped me because she said something like "pepper spray is more effective in 95% of situations bla bla bla if there were no guns there would be no death" and I... I told her she was wrong and that she... has no clue what she's talking about
shattered her whole fucking world
She would probably beat me up before i could get her pants off, i haven't lifted in ages.
>>690783547
my big is too dick
shy and not good looking i guess
>>690783547
I do but she doesn't know
>>690785571
Post pic. We'll judge.
>>690783547
I have been over weight most my life, have a hunch back, and get really nervious around females.
>>690783547
Because I knew all about sex and stuff before I even reach puberty, so at the age of 11-12 I was already a nice guy, euphoric edgelord. Needless to say, no 12 y/o spoiled dumb loli would dig my autistic game. So, I never really learned how to talk to women and I pretty much lost all interest after that.
>>690784170
>sad truth
I was on Dialysis and lost self confidence in myself. After the transplant I have been having trouble building it back up which is why I dont have one
Probably because i cut all my old ties to friends, literally everyone. Been much happier but harder to meet new people.
I have many
>>690786116
what the hell did you do to piss them all off so bad?
>>690785727
dubs and we rate
>>690786186
fucking my best friends woman, the rest just naturally fell apart.
Ugly, bad teeth, 2 kids.
I don't have a girlfriend because the only girl I care about is interested in mexicans. I just spend my free time programming things in Python, browsing 4chan, doing bushcraft things, researching the human anatomy, and wasting time. Mark my words, you beautiful bastards, I will marry her. One day...
Worst part is I'm not that bad looking. I do have a rapist's mustache and a creepy gaze, however.
Just shy I guess. I'm good looking and have an quite interesting life, but when I have to talk to someone I just can't. I don't have problems when texting, but it seems like hearing my own voice is blocking me...
>>690783547
I want an easy and stress free life. Relationships are not conducive to this.
>>690786356
fucking retard. you got played, bros before hoes always
>>690783547
I do have a girlfriend because I'm normie scum
>>690786382
be less beta and get something to make her jealous atleast. plus you cant wait on someone like that anon
Live in a really isolated area, have no money or friends, can never go to places to meet girls
Hate my life, but some have it way worse
>>690786511
ya didnt want those bro tho, so it was a win win. Like i said
>much happier
>>690785727
dont have a pic of my self and cant bother taking one
>>690786511
Que?
>>690786382
sure marry her after she's all used up and damaged, she'll leave you to anyway. Oneitis is serious shit anon, you should have that checked out
>>690785900
Nice guy as in you never made moves?
Im a degenerate piece of shit. And low self esteem cause of the herp
>>690783547
>>690783547
i only care about myself
>>690783547
I'm a hopeless drig addict and I'd rather shoot opiates than have a gf at the point
I'm married
My alpha is too intimidating, girls don't think they have a chance.
>>690783547
Because I'm a wingman. or a virgin. or betafag. or something.
I can talk to girls what I don't like, help my friends to date them and so on, but when I really start to fall in some pussy, I act like the bigest beta fag ever.
Never had any long lasting relationships. All of them have ended before reaching 3 months, probably just a shit person I guess. Started giving up so I'm just looking for hookups from now on
a lot of you have some serious self pity. instead of always downing yourselves, why not just try and focus on being healthy and more active. and to be honest women are shit anyway so you are not missing out on much. a relationship is more trouble than its worth.
>>690787031
drig sounds horrible
>>690786835
Yep, that's the one.
>>690785373
Kek!
>>690786615
> isolated area
>no money
You seriously can't move ANYWHERE and start over? If you don't have any serious strings you just need some elbow grease anon.
>>690785373
Worht it.
Guns are superior to gfs anyway
>be me 18 kissles virgin
>girl I like told me recently I would a 10 boyfriend
What do?
>>690784123
Give it time, anon. And don't be afraid to "go there". Some girls will respect it
>>690787097
step into the pussy then faggot
>>690783547
None of the candidates have survived the trial of blood.
My fiance died last year and I'm just not ready to move on with my life yet.
>>690787181
I do have strings, helping my mom out with things
>>690787097
lel same issue here. Most gf's were grills I initially rejected. Drives them crazy I guess. Whatever, I'd rather be chased than doing the chase myself
>>690787031
Are you ok with dying alone?
>>690783547
Neurological disorder where I want to be a girl and therefore have no interest in them sexually.
>>690787068
Aka Im gay.
>>690783721
You're among friends lad
Because women are manipulative whores so a lonely life is better than a shitty one.
>>690783547
I just got out of a relationship with a controlling co-dependent. The sex was amazing though. The only reason I let her fuck with me for so long.
I'm enjoying some me time before I go back into the breach.
>>690783547
>>690784963
>lucky
>married
Pick one
>>690787363
Is she dying or something? If your actually unhappy you just need to go somewhere else anon otherwise your just going to stay there until she dies.
Cause Id be more likely to kill than fuck it. Cunts are dumb, they say dumb shit they open their quim mouth & express feels.
>>690786376
U fukd up lmOa
Because all I want is sex
>>690787567
All women can't be like that anon you only fail when you give up
>>690787588
That's the spirit!
i AM A sUPER sAIYAN. mY POWER WOULD BREAK HER APART
>>690784308
Dude I'm in the same boat. My criminal record isn't a big deal (just a DUI) but there's defiantly something wrong with me I can't keep a girl around for more than a year or I don't like them enough to. I've grown to accept it and I never get too attached to any girls anymore. I hope maybe I can find a girl that works out eventually but if not I'll still be semi happy
>>690787243
Drug her and have your way
>>690786723
People don't see the flaws you do. Just saying.
>>690787381
Don't we all die alone anyhow?
>>690788010
He is probably underage b&
>>690783547
Too shy. I've had a gf before but this is why I don't get them often.
Havent found the right one yet, almost all girls i know are chavy sluts that think your fingers grow back after being cut off. At one point i decided what the fuck and went for a few birds but no spark, they just wanted to talk about singers and dumb shit. I have hope I will find the right one eventually
>>690783547
Can't get attached because I fear the consequences on the rest of the people around us. Even though I know it won't be that big of a deal anyway.
>>690787920
Why should I bother when the only available women are crazy or make shit decisions and have kids already? I've had enough sex and love that I'm good for life at this point. Better to not jump back into that mess with someone new.
But I have one. What now.
>>690788134
nigga start making some risks. if you gonna pussy out so much you wont succeed in life a lot.
1. relax.
2. don't give a flying fuck
3. relax some more
4. do everything.
>>690784170
>t. anon riddled with herpes
>>690783547
Very few women are worth any real time and effort.
I'm perfectly comfortable with being alone.
Sex has completely lost it's mystique and appeal for me, I get horny I jack off.
I sincerely doubt all the hoops I'd have to jump through to obtain a woman who'd probably just up and cheat on me anyway is seriously worth it.
Sure, I get lonely but I've been/felt that way my entire life.
Love is a lie anons, careful not to fall for it.
>>690787678
Both. She has an old school mentality. Happier being at home than out bar hopping/clubbing with friends. Cooks, cleans, works full-time, can drink like I do and never have to "try" things in the bedroom, as she already initiates it.
>>690783547
I'm too much of an insecure coward
>>690785011
This
>>690783547
Because I'm an insecure piece of shit yo
>>690783547
People don't like me.
I don't like people.
I can't get off to anything even remotely normal.
I don't enjoy the company of people for very long.
I have a huge amount of weird quirks, and by that I mean a LOT of shit that people would find odd if it were just one of these things, let alone all these retard actions put together.
I can only barely bother to keep myself alive, let alone bother to invest effort into others.
I'm below average on all accounts except money, of which I don't have enough to offset the rest.
I think those reasons sum it up.
Because she's my cousin and everyone will freak out if we tell everyone we're banging. I guess she's technically my girlfriend, but everything has to be kept secret. Oh well.
Get a golden retriever and you will get insta bitches
>>690783547
Too shy, too nice and too skinny i guess. hoes are fucking picky.
im afraid of grills, and i have great difficulty recognizing and reciprocating romantic intentions
>realize a year afterwords that a girl was flirting with me
oh and i have no self confidence and am very pessimistic
>>690788699
I'd love a good golden retriever.
>>690788718
Nigga that's not being picky, it's called having taste
>>690788115
Im 34
I literally spend every waking minute of the day shitposting on various 4chan boards. A girlfriend would undoubtedly get in the way of that.
>>690788817
They are great doggos
>>690783547
my dick is too small
>>690788965
pussy>4chan
Are you retarded?
>>690787243
say:
I want to date you, do you want to date me?
yes means yes
no means no
evading the question means no
not clear yes means no
not clear no means no
>>690783547
I'm 6'6" and 260 lbs, mostly fat. The meme that if you're 6'5"+ and aren't athletic, you're fucked is true..
>>690788917
I'd fuck the shit out of that red head
Because I've come out of two year relationship and can no longer be bothered with women
>>690788972
top tier if you ask me, just so kind-hearted it makes my heart melt
>>690788842
You won't believe how many good looking female girlfriends I have. And 90% of them friendzoned me. Happens all the time
>>690789247
Just say you're a virgin, be dead fucking honest no matter how akward it is
>>690789118
Preach
>>690789247
found the beta orbiter
>>690789246
The only problem with them is that they need lots of exercise and strict punishment
>>690789533
Are you talking about the dogs, or gfs?
>>690789247
clear beta
>>690789640
Dogs lmao
Being told I'm very handsome and that girls dick the fuck out of my voice, but I'm pretty damn anti social, which I'm slowly trying to fix, but I'm still socially impaired.
>>690789806
Sup brother
>>690789421
Lost my virginity in a long time relationship which lasted 4 years. Broke up with her because she wanted to get married.
>>690789533
well I've had a doggu for 12yrs before, just waiting until my studies are over so I can move out to the countryside. Pets are the best because they can't suddenly decide they're done with you and leave you
>>690789806
Try taking the girls dick from your mouth help your anti social behavior.
>be me
>always had ED
>doctor prohibited viagra and stuff, because blood pressure & other issues
>anyway got a gf, was her first bf
>she had always been scared of penetration (almost raped when young), but happy with foreplay only
>started living together in my house
>years later, developed lots of non-penetration techniques & games
>had her have countless orgasms in countless modes
>also initiated her to a number of sex toys
>we were happy
>and then something planted a bad idea in her mind
>she started mumbling about being Properly Fucked
>she started camwhoring (not even a tip, being a solid 3/10)
>a guy gets in touch with her
>they arrange a fuckdate, in my house, while I was out
>she eventually gets Properly Fucked by a phimotic psychoNEET barely lasting 10 minutes
>next days she acted weird and almost uninterested in me
>at least two times I asked if there was some other man,she angrily answered no
>checked her cellphone (she always had the same passwords) and found she was actually cheating
>they had arranged another fuckdate on next morning
>on the morning she tells me she'll be at her parents house til noon
>I had my most eerie smile of my life, "yea, yea"
>maybe she realized that I knew everything, but chose to go anyway to get Dat Proper Fuck
>as soon as she's out, I call a blacksmith to change every door key
>then while badly wanting to cry, quickly pack all of her personal stuff
>before noon all of her boxed shit (including dirty laundry) is out
>and every door secured, and every window and blind shut
>then I called her parents (she wasn't there) to tell we broke
>shut off phones
>then left a note on the door:
"be happy with your new man. forget me, my house and my money. your stuff was fedex-ed to your parents"
>finally inside my bunker, crying on the sofa of an half-empty house
>at 1pm she made a fuss outside
>didn't give a shit
>and always refused to see again
TL;DR: she preferred a Proper Fuck to a happy life of pleasure, money, romance, loyalty.
>>690783547
>"You're a great guy anon and any girl would be lucky to have you"
This shit pisses me off to no end.
Wait a second, girls don't talk to me. NOBODY TALKS TO ME! NICE TRY JEWS!
>>690790037
Heard that phrase like a thousand times.
>>690784170
I dropped a girl as soon as I found out she had herpes
I mean, who the fuck wants herpes?
>>690789943
>A typo that cost me my hetrosexuallity.
Dig my voice*
>>690789974
lel you got played like a fool
>>690783547
Why is it the man who always has to instigate in this fucking culture? It's fucking bullshit.
>>690789940
I have lived with dogs for my entire life. When I go to grand parents house and they don't have a dog I get anxiety
>>690783547
Why would I want one of those. Pic is related.
>>690784022
Mate, herpes mean jack shit.
>>690783547
i'm "not her type", which literally translates to: "gtfo, you ugly loser"
>>690783547
I like getting high and playing video games too much.
>>690789806
Just grow some balls and own up to that shit anon. The thing that girls dig the most in a guy is confidence, try and fake it at first and later you'll build yourself up.
>>690784963
>Got tricked. Married.
I have super low self esteem due to my weight combined with being shy and sort of an introvert.
>>690783547
I'm always writing to girls I know and I ask that this has gone the day, always helped with their problems and try to make them feel them better telling "Good night when just the day and good morning when they wake up" and never receive a " good morning "some girl all friendzoned me or reject me
I think i would die alone
>>690790210
yeah doggus are great of autism. Jokes aside, they're great in social situations. People won't fuck with you because you have a dog. Grills will love a cute well raised dog and they'll see you as a natural leader. You always have an excuse to go outside hiking, an opportunity to get fit and meet new people. And last but not least you'll never be alone.
>>690784963
Depends on how old you are. My ex gf wanted to marry me when we both were 21 years old which is way to young imo.
>>690787474
hahaha
I do have one. And a side chick I just fucked today. Feels good man
>>690790162
Lmao!
>>690790547
chicks don't like it when you hand them everything you have on a silver place. The only way to get their attention is to act as if they're not good enough for you, that you have other and better options, but you chose her. That usually keeps them on their toes
I have a huge issue talking to and putting my trust in others. So far to the extent that I wont start a conversation with anybody, I feel like ill be ridiculed or called pathetic or whatever, Im just really pessimistic when it comes to talking to girls, Its like I just know its not going to end up in anyway pleasant so I just avoid it altogether.
>>690783547
I don't want to devote my free time to a leech
>>690790613
Dog parks are great for meeting chicks from what I heard
>>690785011
>implying that you're not baiting
>being this deep into denial
I have one, and numerous fuckbuddies.
Open relationship is the best fgts
I have a girlfriend
>>690790629
Agreed. We were 25, and had been dating for 5 years.
>>690790898
YOU'RE A CUCK MY FRIEND.
>>690790037
Any girl who says this has no fucking clue about how you really are.
Source: girl tried saying that shit to me even though I was the biggest loser in the community.
36 with V card.
Finishing residency soon, and will be making 6 figures.
I guess I'm ok.
too lazy to go out and meet people, also ugly af
>>690790547
Dude, so youre one of those weird guys that tries to hit on girls via social media. My gf gets messages from guys like that on facebook. She always shows me so we can laugh at them. And she always thanks me for hitting on her in person.
Do yourself a favor man, stop creepin chicks and just go hit on them. Social media is not your friend or your wing man. Just makes you look like a bitch. And you shouldnt ever message girls good morning or good night unless youre dating them or a child hood friend. Youre being weird stop it.
i keep falling in love with my best (female) friend.
and i dont wanna risk our friendship
>>690783547
I do and it makes me happy
>>690783547
I don't fancy having my soul sucked out of me through my cock.
>>690783547
meh as soon as i get one
they just annoy me
then when they leave
i spend all my time pining over them
>can't win
>>690790360
Oh boy, do I get that anon, but the lack of mature girls in my surroundings makes it a wee bit hard, I life in a loli heaven with a elementary school right next to me, and a playground where young milfs and teenage girls giggle and shake their prepubescent asses. both directions of those females are pretty damn wrong but oh so tempting.
>>690790869
I'm not baiting. Women are fucking nuts these days, and a "good" relationship is like having a second full-time job, with the only paycheck being depreciating sex when *she* decides it. Fuck that. I'd rather spend my time, money, and energy on myself.
I to much of a pussy to make the first move
how to get sex
>go to humane society
>adopt 2 kittens (or puppies, but if you can't train a dog yourself you're not a dog person)
>post pictures of kittens playing to facebook
>invite females over to meet kittens in the most non interested way like the kittens are a huge hassle (they probably will be)
>be prepared to have all romantic advancements turned down
>???
>sex
there that should get some guys to second base and some animals new homes
>but i'm allergic to cats
well I guess you allergic to pussy too
>>690783547
I'm really fat.
>>690783547
I do have one problem is she is 12
>>690790988
I've been dating mine 4 years at that point. But she was bothering me with marriage for half a year and I couldn't stand it anymore.
Get dubs
>>690790289
let me guess, you've got herpes
>it's only the ones infected that say herpes isn't a big deal
umad virginfag?
>>690788965
true story i actually met my girlfriend on /o/ lol
>>690783547
The girl I'm in love with consequently makes me more depressed being around than not being around, and I can't give up on her and pursue the other girl that likes me because I have years invested with this chick.
>>690791219
>I do and it makes me happy
Top kek
>>690791055
lel grills aren't as dumb as they seem. They're just trying to reject you without hurting your fragile emotions
anytime a grill dumps you, act as if you're not even swayed. Just vanish, don't even "have the talk". Shit drives them up the wall
>>690791290
Do women who can actually read and write correctly even exist anymore?
>>690791362
So am I. Somehow I managed to get an awesome (slim) girlfriend. There's hope.
Im hairy and have a slight stutter
>>690791281
>>690789974
of course she did,
>>690791181
This.
It's always that random mother fucker that hasn't seen/spoke to them in years, but call the chick his friend. Or the weirder "I saw you on my friends profile".
>>690783547
I have too much money to waste time on one woman.
When I get a blowjob, 3 women do it.
>>690783547
For the first few years, I have no idea...as for now, I've been told it's because I exude an aura of "fuck you"
>>690791551
>anymore
3 generations ago women weren't taught to read because there were no books in the kitchen. it's not an 'anymore'
>>690783547
I'm loving a girl. She knows, but don't love me. But I'm staying near to her, because I love to see her smile and I want to see her doing her life. So I don't search for someone else.
I know it's dumb, but that's my reason.
>>690791551
Yes, but most of them are either lesbians or feminists.
>or both
>>690783547
I come across as an arrogant asshole
Had many fuckbuddies, but never a serious relationship. I want a gf
I'm not in pursuit, I have confidence issues aswell. When I get some sweetass clothes I'll try boyz
Recently ended my longest relationship. Only lasted a year. Can say the single like just suits me better.
That plus personal flaws and it's jut better for everyone.
>>690791457
"investment" is a term that doesn't belong in relationships. Eventually it will all come crashing down naturally, usually after about 4yrs. Just fuck the new grill already
>>690791457
Tfw they're good friends and it's a trap you haven't gone for.. Oorr
>>690783547
Because I know I am too pathetic to have one so I stay away. I know I will never stop being an emotional jealous piece of shit so until I know for sure that when I walk into the room I am the biggest alpha there, I wont feel relaxed and stop worrying.
Maybe in 2 years when I'm hopefully 'shredded' and more of a man.
>>690787097
Same here bro
>>690789974
lol your dick dosen't work
just give up and live life as a sissy getting fucked in the arse
its all you're good for...
>>690791376
Mine had hinted at it a couple times, but never really pressured. That would have irked the shit out of me too. Still got the future M8.
>>690786574
NORMIES OUT OF MY BOARD
>>690783547
Part way between the fact that I'm focused on work and boxing, and the fact that I've either dated all the viable girls around here or they went to college/moved out of state when we graduated
>>690791753
Let's hope that it doesn't destroy you m8. I know your feel but it's totally worthless to run after a girl for longer than two months.
>>690790779
This being said
don't be a total fag
I am leaving my wife, anon.
It's a tough break, but it needs to be done. We don't want the same things in life.
>Virgin and not trying to change that
>Extremely low libido
>Don't have time
>Most women are gross, boring and have **** personalities
>My anime waifu doll will always be more attractive
>Marriage is the stupidest thing ever
>>690791840
Oh I have fucked the new girl I just can't date her because we're both hoping one day we'll get over our depression and be able to be with each other again.
> I play WoW
>>690792024
I don't run after her. I know and I accept that we'll never date.
I just like to be with her. I feel good when she's here, not matter if it's as a friend, a girlfriend or just a random person. When she's here, I'm happy. So I stay near.
That already makes 6 years.
Because I'm a wonderful guy
>>690792229
Ewwwww!
You must be ashamed of yourself!
>>690787068
Same.
>>690791846
Oh no she is an ex I dated for 2 years. I broke up with her when I had to move away (see poverty). Moved back and just haven't been able to feel anything like I used to, and the same for her. For anyone. We've both talked about how we don't really care about any of our friends anymore not by choice just because idk care no longer comes to us and one of us is probably going to kill ourselves if not both
>>690792276
Fuuuuuuck
>>690783547
rolling
>>690792126
>>Virgin and not trying to change that
Absolute gold
>>690792126
Try a trap:
They are clean, only bend over when you want, but bend over everytime you want, they do their best to be sexy for you, also they cook, and they won't even ask for a marriage.
>>690792407
Oh, good ol romeo and Juliet
>>690792506
>they are clean
STDs
Plus, getting with a trap irl typically goes over like webm related.
>>690792472
>lel sex is so important u guise
>lel, you are an absolute loser if you aren't having sex.
Not that long ago, being abstinent was considered a virtue.
>>690783547
You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
>>690792126
>Virgin and not trying to change that
>My anime waifu
More like never having a chance to change that.
>>690784635
Channel? How much you make brah
>>690792718
That's most of the difference between a crossdresser and a trap...
This and the trap actually look like a girl.
You can believe me or not, I don't care. But I'm 6ft tall, in shape & good looking. This perspective is not coming from someone who can't get women, I can.
I didn't have sex until my mid 20s, but no one thought I was a virgin because of how I looked.
Maybe I have something wrong with me, maybe I'm a bit asexual, but the only time I can tolerate woman is if I haven't masturbated in a few days. And let me assure you, that's entirely my penis's doing.
I have never been with a woman who hasn't pissed me off. Like I said, there is probably something wrong with me, but I find women to be nothing but insane & irrational, and use their emotions before their brains in the majority of situations.
I refuse to compromise & accept that either. Fuck that; I'd rather just not deal with it.
I probably destined to be forever alone, but I don't know if I care. I know I'm not gay, I'm physically attracted to women; but I can't stand them & that's why I'm single.
>>690792731
Actually, during the time where abstinent was considered a vertue, fellatio wasn't seen as sex, so abstinent person like priest had things like fellatio, masturbation, and it wasn't considered bad to ask a child to do it.
>>690791553
Thank you, bro!
>>690784067
If female, post tits or gtfo
If male, insta faggot
Your move
>>690792945
What if you meet a girl who doesn't piss you off and when the lights are out she hides the candy and you get all up in that arse until the sunrise reveals you've been balls deep in a man?
>>690783547
Because I am sick of dealing with their shit. I am way more content with getting laid here and there while doing whatever the fuck I want all of the time. I've lived with chicks for years and I am 100 times happier being single. The ratio of women who are worth dealing with vs. not is in the billions to one in my humble opinion.
>>690783547
i'm dead inside
>>690783547
Fat and ugly. to shallow to get a fat ugly GF. Would rather fuck whores and be alone. I'ts kinda like im living in the future with a sex robot. Shit's pretty cash actually.
>>690783721
>>690792893
Not that guy. I'm pretty attractive actually (so I'm told). I even rejected the most attractive girl I know. I truly don't care about sex that much or companionship for that matter. I may even be asexual, not really sure. I just prefer to devote my time to other things
>>690783547
Because I have a boyfriend.
Alternatively, because while I consider myself gay, there are about 5 women I know personally who are attractive enough that I would sleep with them, but these women have nothing going for them except for one, who is dating one of my friends. And even with her im not sure I would enjoy doing more than occasional sex with due to her personality.
Im so deep in the friend zone. Fuck.
>>690794117
>Fat and ugly. to shallow to get a fat ugly GF
This is me as well.
>>690783547
I hate myself, doubt anyone would like me the way i am now.
>>690792642
Less romantic, but basically I suppose. Know a good clean way to kill yourself w/o a gun?
>>690794465
>I hate myself
This is me as well.
>I have a online long distance gf
:^)
>>690790547
oh wow and than there is this faggot
>>690794407
grow a pair and start ignoring that bitch.
and wtf is with that self pitty shit?
>>690794477
Old age
I don't really know how to interact with other human beings other than my closest family. I got no social skills at all.
It's tough because I feel so lost in this world. Just started seeing a physiologist, I guess it's a start.
>>690792731
Fuck your preconceptions, I found the phrasing funny.
>>690783547
because I'm not a good provider.
>>690783547
i don't know op, i seriously don't know
Fucking my girlfriend disgusts me...
>>690783547
Cuz i wanna fucking kill myself cuz of tha cringe
>>690785373
Shattered her world that he only just realised her bf is a massive faggot.
>>690794925
Sorry, I can only see a "hitler did nuffin wrong" tier meme so many times and not think the poster is a complete fucking faggot.
Prostitutes are cheaper.
>>690783547
I hope I never get stupid enough to want another girlfriend. Dating was the most miserable part of my life
>>690783547
I'm too much of a pussy to show interest in people.
>>690783547
>inb4 OP can't inb4
we reddit now?
>>690783547
I'm not really a wonderful guy
>>690783547
The day OP is not a faggot is the day I attempt to get a girlfriend, so probably never
>>690795391
>>690795446
Why not just jerk off and save your money?
>>690783547
I am not a wonderful guy.
>>690794754
Looking to expedite the process a little bit
>>690783547
>I am a sand nigger
>No one wants to date a sand nigger
>>690795446
Yeah I'd rather jerk off than pay for pussy
>>690795883
Actually, to be perfectly honest, I just don't like memes. They're unfunny.
>>690795948
It's like playing Street Fighter against a CPU or against a real opponent. There's some element missing that makes it more fun.
Not that jerking off isn't fun, but you can spend some cash once in a while for that particular fun.
Not me, though. I don't trust women, especially prostitutes. Probably diseased thieves
>>690783547
Got one. Might look to replace
>>690796207
>There's some element missing that makes it more fun
>Multiplayer is more fun
It really isn't though. More frustrating maybe, but not fun.
>>690788699
you sir are correct, it works on a lot of people (if taken care of well of course)
Best one here;
Muslim.
>>690796143
dude, there were white girls leaving the US to join ISIS movement... just tell them you're a dangerous terrorist and they have to fuck you for Allah or some shit.
I work with all women and we all hang out go to bars after work etc., but I'd never date any of them. Women are just terrible for the most part. I had a gf that was pretty much perfect, but I couldn't say "I love you" yet, and she broke up with me because she was scared I'd never see her as more than a friend. That was a 6 month relationship. I'd rather just get laid and if something comes out of that, great.
>>690796429
Then you're doing it wrong. If you don't like playing somebody else in SF, you don't like SF.
How about Starcraft? Are you just going to fuck around in the campaign all day or are you going to go on battle.net and play against somebody for real?
>>690796587
Perfect
seriously not sure.. i dont try and pick up any girls really.. i mean i dance w them at the club but always end up going to an after party n getting too turnt. but id say bc most females round here are homie hoppers lol
>>690785900
This
>dubs
>>690783721
That's me as well
>>690783547
I would like to hang a muslim
Because I don't know where to meet women.
Plus, as soon as they put up resistance I give up. When they start being difficult I walk away.
When I have to put in a disproportionate amount of the effort, I just get fed up and leave.
I can't be bothered to waste time with games.
It's a thankless task but I never fully give up, because if you don't play, you can't win
>>690783547
Because I'm pretty hairy and I refuse to let some prissy bitch try to force me into shaving my arms, legs etc.
I ain't no prissy fem bitch boy, I like being hairy.
I remember when one of my friends told me that he shaved his legs for his girlfriend, I laughed right in his fucking face.
>>690787363
You'll be alright Jordan.
>>690796675
Starcraft is filled with early rush fags.
Trying to play strategy games with others is fucking cringeworthy.
>>690787255
No. Women are vicious snakes who will make fun of you and try to hurt you the moment you let your guard down.
That's why I'm a mgtow virgin!
>>690797163
>friend has sex
>friend now doesn't smell as bad
>friend separates himself from apes
>I laughed right in his sex having face
here friend
go have some sex too
trust me
https://www.harrys.com/
https://try.dollarshaveclub.com/
https://www.amazon.com/Micro-Touch-Safety-Razor-Chrome/dp/B00HMEBRKO/ref=sr_1_55_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1466542724&sr=1-55&keywords=amazon+razors
My dick is tiny. A pretty handsome guy otherwise. Have had a lot of opportunities to get laid or have a GF. Always ruined them cause i feel bad about my small penis.
>>690791181
Is it weird if it started out as friends? We get along and she sent me her tits but it's kinda just meh rn. Not too long distance but I don't know if its ever going to just be bleh.
>>690783547
Because I have acne that no amount of medical bullshit has ever managed to stop, and all the pockmarks thanks to it.
>mfw all these guys still care what women think
>>690783547
I don't know anon. I AM a wonderful guy.
>>690798293
Oh, I've seen/met his pig of a girlfriend. There is literally zero reason to feel jealous.
>>690783547
because i cant do commitment
im too selfish and dont want someone bugging me
>>690798883
I litt'rally spilled water on myself like that right before updating and seeing that
>>690791765
This facebook normie post better be some serious b8
>>690783547
In the past 6 months I've tried dating 4 girls. One of them was underage, so it wasn't going anywhere anyway. One of them was really boring. One of them was a slut. And the other one only liked me when she was drunk. I guess I'm the problem? I don't know anymore.
>>690799343
The slut one was the correct
>>690799124
hey now nobody mentioned anything about jealousy
don't wanna buy razors? ask one of your parents that shit is very important to learn and have at your age
>>690798343
How tiny?
gonna ask a girl out tomorrow. we'll se how it goes.
>>690799727
>Fag shaves his legs
Kill yourself, srsly.
>>690800241
when did I mention I shave my own legs? unnecessary
I need only keep that shit off my face so I can make out with chicks all the time
>>690784281
I'm poor jobless, fat over 130kg and ugly with scars all over my body from injuries and surgeries and I still got lucky with the girls before I evwntually got married to one that is actually hot, petit and way younger than me.
I never ever lowered my standards so I don't get all these recent advices to get "realistic" or "lower your standards". No offence, just saying my opinion after reading yours.
>>690799880
you should make a new thread for this post
It might be interesting
cause thread is bumblimit rip
>>690799689
For a girlfriend? Haha nah. Unlike most /b/tards I don't enjoy being cucked. Btw, that's what she wanted to do.
