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New cringe thread, old one died
gonna help your gay ass thread since I have fresh oc
>>690765940
lmao all this is true tho
>>690766114
This is sad, and the way they dressed the arabic nigger it's top kek
>>690765940
what does that picture even mean
>>690766424
>Literally a sharp stick...
>>690766375
Fucking bread knife
Found this on my friends old phone. It's him lmao
>>690766858
So you have been friends with gay people?
>>690766028
THIS IS THE WORST GOD DAMN THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
>>690766028
I cried a little.
>>690766858
any nudes?
>>690766474
Is this a new meme?
>>690767015
Apparently
Okay britbongs is your country really this fucked up or is it a meme
>>690767236
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>>690767185
Holy shit these cannot be real.
>>690766327
>>690766375
>>690766424
you could fuck somebody up with any of those
>>690767613
It's no meme. Britbongs are complacent and contempt to let these things continue to slide and get worse and worse too.
>>690767737
Britbong detected.
>>690766698
This is fake right?
>tfw mom sends me to buy spoons
>YOU GONNA MURDER SOMEONE WITH THIS SPOON YOUNG MAN????
>no mam im going to eat some cereal
What a stupid country.
>>690766327
>>690766375
>>690766424
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>>690766551
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>>690766822
These were found on public property where two rival gangs were planning to fight. Context is important, dumbass.
>>690766701
Kek
>>690766424
Please tell me this is fucking joke
>>690767372
Honestly not sure who is the cringe of the two. Probably samefag
>>690767849
LOL no that cant be real. you have the full convo?
>>690767214
>>690767236
>>690767282
Wait, you need to pay a tax to the BBC even if you DONT have a TV?
>>690767931
Britbong detected.
See how complacent they are people? We get to observe what brainwashing does to people.
>>690766698
ok nvm, this actually got pretty hilarious
>>690768056
Newfriend :^)
>>690767917
how is this YLYL? and who the fuck reads mail online?
you sound like a cunt
>>690766028
Holy mother of fuck. This can't be real. Please tell me this is not real.
>>690768077
You don't if you don't have a broadcasting device, but they will harass you anyway out of pure speculation.
>>690766698
>anti-social behaviour
Seriously wtf?
The sad thing is that I'm actually fairly sympathetic to victims of shootings and people who complain about assault weapons.
Then I see brits giving up guns > leads to giving up knives > leads to ban on pepper spray > "that stick looks a little too sharp" > leads to un-ironic expressly Orwellian dystopia.
Those pictures make me fucking sick...
>>690768240
This is a cringe thread dude.
>>690767236
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>>690767185
is this real??
>>690767737
Yeah you better get rid of every item in your home otherwise your a vicious criminal and hey why not let the police just enter your home every day for a daily behaviour check as well.
It's all just about safety guys.
>>690767917
I would recommend anybody interested in visiting England do so soon. Time is short for them
>>690768155
Actually I'm an American who was pretty appalled at these pictures, then looked more into them. Found out what actually happened. But go ahead, keep on being a reactionary retard whenever anyone posts unexplained pictures on the internet, that's definitely gonna help the state of things.
>>690768176
keep em coming
>>690768240
This is a cringe thread, sir
>>690768341
So I follow your logic. But if the ultimate goal is a society without illegal violence, how do you achieve it.
Also, here's some cringe
>>690768522
>sir
retard alert
>>690768518
Kik me at sissythings23 . Send me my pics so I know it's you
>>690767372
actually hilarious. poor brendan.
definite 5/7 post
>>690766771
Is this shit for real? It's like a cheesy advertisement for a 'big brother' movie. . .
>>690767931
Rival gangs? You mean rival gays?
>>690766771
Jesus christ straight from 1984. Do they honestly not see the irony?
>>690768425
You looked into them? What did you go to the Hackney twitter page and just take their word for it? You think grabbing anything that could conceivably be used to bruise someone makes sense? Radios, sticks, bike tires? Get fucked.
You're a britbong.
Context: From an AMA with Asa Akira on Reddit. Apparently every link was to a .gif of her.
>>690768583
Wasn't their an assassination by gun in Britain just last week?
>>690768583
*there
>>690767520
Six quid for a spoon? Is it made from iridium?
>>690767931
Agreed, the croquet hammer looked especially dangerous. almost as dangerous as a stick!
>>690767858
You can't fuck anyone up with a baseball bat?
>>690767659
BIG BROTHER 1984 IS HERE
>>690768583
You don't. Utopianism is a lie. My fists and the teeth in my mouth could be instruments of illegal violence.
I get banning *some* weapons if you think it's going to stop mass killings, but police states are some of the safest societies on earth.
Offensive meme Thread.
Bonus points for
>Racist, mock of Gender, Homophobic, Any serious diseases
>>690768768
On public property? Absolutely. Or do you think someone was just stashing their bats, knives, and sharpened sticks for a game later?
>>690768240
>>690768615
>being this mad
>>690768993
I hope this cunt got it taken away from her, how stupid do you have to be to think this is a good idea?
>>690768892
Unbelievably cuckolded.
>>690765963
omg such cringe
>>690767372
actually laughed my ass off
>>690768892
Holy sweet cuckholdery what a faggot
>>690767931
yeah but a bike wheel?
>>690766028
>It says you're online.
>hello?
Jesus wept.
>>690768176
Hah does he know you've got these
>>690768240
lol... found the limeys
>>690768310
according to Wikipedia, the following actions count as anti-social behavior under the law
abandoning cars
arson
hate-crime
begging
casteism
dangerous driving
defecating/urinating in public
disturbing the peace
dogging (exhibitionistic public sex)
drug dealing/consumption of controlled recreational drugs
drunken behaviour
fare evasion
homophobia
intimidation
littering/fly tipping/dog fouling
loitering (with intent)
noise pollution
paedophilic activity
racism
xenophobia
rioting
rudeness
smoking in public places
spitting
stealing/mugging/shoplifting
urban exploration
vandalism/criminal damage/graffiti
you could get fined $80 for being being rude to someone in public.
>>690768887
Is that Rei with an Asuka glare?
>>690766516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rhx1W8rj-Y
>>690768068
lost sides
>>690768730
>getting to meet spike lee
>cringe
>>690767402
None of this can be true? Like really what the fuck, are European countries going to start charging people for thought crimes?
>>690767372
Whoever you are.......I needed that laugh, Thanks.
>>690766701
she's cute, would fap
moms hot too
>>690769313
I'm not saying some of the choices weren't pretty fucking stupid, just that they didn't invade anyone's private property or confiscate owned items. At best they were stopping a gang brawl, at worst they were glorified trash collectors. Just want people to have some context before they get up in arms over nothing.
>>690768577
Europeans are cucks to their government. have been throughout history.
>>690768168
Britain is one of the most watched countries. I believe we were the first to have cctv on the streets
>>690769637
Britbong detected.
>>690766659
I'd take all the knifes.
>>690767145
Is that real? That looks so fucking dystopian
>>690766858
Isn't that the kid with the car from Ferris Beuller?
>>690767917
lol
>>690769856
kek
>>690769436
>begging
>rudeness
>spitting
Holy fuck, britbongs, your country is fucked
>>690769516
>spike lee
Fucking retards
>>690769820
aw cutie pies
>>690769516
dude thats bruce lee
>>690767931
shall we outlaw rocks? bricks?
>>690768706
No, we see it, and we think we're completely cucked as a country too.
>>690769436
>public sex
>anti-social
>>690769775
you just let your privacy be stomped on like that?
>>690766114
This is Sweden right?
>>690766616
holy fuck. i carried a knife to school grade 8-12 almost daily. there were WAAAAY too many rowdy niggers for me to feel safe walking around unarmed. thankfully, i never had to remove it from my pocket, but in the same situation i would 100% carry it again
Jesus Christ, when did the proud British empire turn into the crown jewel of an Orwellian state?
>>690769775
If they don't leave the EU and the migrant crisis gets any worse I can see the government being overthrown and all hell breaking loose.
That's half the reason they're trying to take away any possible weapon from the Brits the government knows the people are pissed off.
Big Brother will fall soon.
>>690766920
>>690766877
Wew... Is that London too? How's that Brexit coming along?
>>690767402
yes
>>690766746
That's a butter knife you autistic fuck
>>690768525
Fucking hell
>>690766114
No cringe, just laughs.
10/10.
>>690767613
No more fucked up than America
>>690770367
fapped to the last pic
>>690770423
Germany Maby ?
>>690766822
I've seen some people get fucked up by one of those toy guns.
Holy shit Brits, you guy OK?
>>690770569
Hey look, another moral equivalence dude. I bet he also says christianity is just as bad as islam.
>>690769436
>mfw fined $80 for begging
>>690765439
britfags arent even going to have stones to throw when the muzzie invasion goes down. i feel bad for you son.
>>690766771
Jesus fucking Christ.
As if I needed more reason to hate London.
>>690769436
>smoking in public places
>Anti-social
Legit the opposite in the literal term and not even related in the psychology term
>>690769436
That's the same as getting caught shagging in the park or noncing, to be fair.
>>690770367
> casually hugging a wall.
Seems like I found a new hobby.
>>690769436
>urban exploration
What, walking?
>>690767520
That's just bureaucratic red tape. If that isn't there, some soccer mum with a god complex complains
>>690769516
That's chum lee dumbass
>>690769436
Seriously waiting for the next good revolution
>>690766114
This "thing" will be gulping down warm throat yogurt by the busload before "he" graduates High School.
>>690771043
nah i think they mean stuff like visiting creepy abandoned houses
>>690769552
its not really true man, probably some cunt from university whos professors actually yern for this kind of life. the Chinese have thought police. the old Soviets had thought police. generally people wont accept that kind of rule from their leaders.
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>>690770867
hivemind ?
>>690770569
but it is ore fucked up anon.
If you want to stop acts of *mass* killing, fine. ban assault weapons that can kill large numbers of people quickly.
But confiscating any conceivable weapon? Especially considering violent crime is abounding despite these laws. The overt Orwellian "WE'RE WATCHING YOU" posters...
Un-fuck yourself, my dude
>>690767613
Most of its true but exaggerated. I've never seen any cctv or TV license vans but they do exist. Not sure on the cutlery stuff but that sounds made up.
>>690769436
>mfw I get fined $80 for spitting on the sidewalk when a bug flies in my mouth
>guy next to me gets the same amount when he sholifts
>>690767236
>"Maybe they have a life" in graffiti
This is why I hate the British government, but love the British people.
>>690767372
didn't expect this to brighten my day
>be me
>be 18
>at a house party
>girl is talking to me
>we’re wasted
>time to go to the love station
>says she wants to wait until morning
>so she can remember it
>wake up in the morning next to her
>she’s already awake watching the news or some shit
>start making out
>put my hand in her panties
>she’s wet
>starts moaning
>I lay her down on the couch and kiss her neck before I slide it in
>feel her nails dig into my back as her wet, tight pussy pulses around my dick
>feelsgoodman
>get in balls deep and pull back to start thrusting uncontrollably
>5 seconds go by
>says ‘what the fuck’ in a terrified voice
>‘holy fuck, my dad works there! anon stop!’
>immediately gets up and runs to the phone
>look at the TV just in time
>second plane hits
>mother
>fucking
>9/11
>huge ball of flames engulfs the tower
>she starts screaming and crying uncontrollably
and that’s the story of how I lost my virginity
>>690771043
It probably means trespassing on private property
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>>690766474
No... Not the bicycle tyre!!
>>690771045
yes because so many people complain about minors buying silverware in places that aren't the UK.
glad to see UK finally put an end to juvenile fork fights
>>690769436
>arson
>$80
WAT
>>690767402
Excellent, this should foster a critical and open society that will most certainly create huge advancements in science and literature.
>>690766698
Fucking 1984-style nazi nanny state.
Hope you vote leave so I can laugh at your economy completely failing
>>690771490
At least she let him down easily
>>690767608
I don't get this at all, because on Amazon i can buy a fucking sword and have it shipped next day.
>>690769637
its not like they seized property. at least they didnt take the guns... oh wait LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_wczpjWRtQ
>>690769578
kek
>>690766028
This made my current throat Infection worse.
>>690765439
How is this cringeworthy? Eh looks like a nice guy.
>>690767781
Hold the door.
>>690770777
She closed that image with the copyright symbol. you really shouldn't repost it.
>>690769820
What a newfag
>>690771150
This. Just this. Take a look at what is happening.
>>690771441
Would be pretty awesome if true.
>>690771130
+1 glorious revolution
Seriously though, what the hell happened England? As an Aneeican, it's like seeing your parent, whom you look up to, go through a really rough time and abandon everything they used to cherish and champion
>>690767567
That law is retarded. I fucking hate it when people say "c'mon I can buy this beer I'm 30" but don't have their ID. Sure I'll lose my job because you can't be inconvenienced. Write your fucking congressmen.
>>690765940
>Furry Fandom
Uhh... I dont think being a furry is being part of a fandom.
>>690771141
Lab instructor by day, lab instructor by night
>>690771540
pedophilia is an $80 dollar fine there too apparently
>>690771762
This is the nanny state that the right has been warning about all this time, they are onto something here.
>>690766746
>bread knife
>>690768993
I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW FUCK
>>690769856
so fucking true.
Oh gosh, sorry, didn't realize it was your CULTURE to be a fucking criminal. Never fucking mind then.
>>690770681
>>690772017
what is that, like 2 goats or one child wife, right?
>>690768846
Yes
>>690771441
copypasta
>>690768341
I live in germany and there has never been guns but I can build a flamethrower with $3 and elementary school knowledge, or just buy a sword for a few more.
What I'm saying is that banning guns doesn't equal banning everything, we have brains to draw lines at certain points.
But I guess America needs it's guns because otherwise it wouldn't be the cheesy beefy glory it is today, and I understand your opinion.
>>690770500
butter knives are not serrated you mong
>>690772175
I died a little on the inside.
>>690769552
That would be impossible since nobody can read minds?
>>690771039
Looks like fucking Capek from Red Faction.
>>690771934
OLD
>>690771926
furries like to act as if they're part of a community. its the closest thing to friends those autists will ever get
>>690767168
i am impressed; someone on tumblr that is not cringe worthy.
>>690769552
Orwell 1984.
>>690766822
>Uzi on the waistline
>Croquet mallet soon the baseline
>>690766474
A FUCKING CAR RADIO
I THOUGHT THOSE WERE BANNED BY GINNY-VA CONVECTION
>>690766114
MY SIDES
>>690766858
Now this, I can cringe to.
>>690771150
This islamic catspaw needs to be removed from office immediately.
This is disgusting.
>>690765940
honestly there really isn't any problem with furries if they don't rub it in people's fucking face like that
>>690769516
lmao wtf that's johnny bling
>>690772158
>What I'm saying is that banning guns doesn't equal banning everything, we have brains to draw lines at certain points.
That's exactly my point, you retard. The entire discussion was the result of the british laws banning anything that can be used as a weapon and why they clearly don't know where to draw the line.
>>690766858
>Posting it here and not on his Facebook tagging his entire family
Kyfs
>>690769552
Yeah it's not true. Plus the 'ding song the witch is dead' thing was made by Brits when Margaret Thatcher died so it's hardly an American thing.
>>690766920
i like how the UK is constantly treating every singe citizen like a fucking criminal
those fucking cameras everywhere, how the fuck do bongs even live
>>690766698
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>>690767520
HO LEE FUK!
Damnit GB, you are not even trying to hide it.
Also saved.
>>690772453
How is the second post 289 KB bigger?
>>690766616
I always carry a knife with me. Come take it away from me. Faggots.
>>690768583
> instantly kill your dad
>>690772300
It's a reference to 1984,where thinking things can get you punished. I was referencing how Orwellian Britain has become.
Read a fucking book faggot
>>690768525
Stop, David. No more.
>>690769975
shrekt
>>690769637
we're not getting up in arms,
we're having a laugh at how fucking stupid it is to collect obvious trash and then throw it up on a public forum like it's a weapons sweep.
>>690766771
http://www.art-for-a-change.com/News/eyes.htm
>>690772384
Is this the special-needs kids on a class outing or something?
>>690769975
fucking savage
>>690771141
I don't know dogs but I'm pretty sure that isn't a lab.
>>690766737
>weapons r bad!!111
>guards can wield weapons
omfg.
>>690768892
i.... Humanity would be better off without him
>>690765940
>horse fuckers
Kek
>>690772100
>Hoverhand
Come on now
>>690769552
americans and their ignorance of the rest of the world...
In France you can say Islam/felinism/whatever is a threat for the country but you can't say "let's kill kebabs"
One is considered free speech, he other is delictuous "racial hatred incitation"
It keeps extreme right wing from reaching medias and that's perfect
>>690766877
>>690766920
The weapons pics are gross but these should scare people the most.
The mossack-fonseca leaks have essentially proved that the elites that run your society aren't subject to these laws while poor / middle class people are enslaved by them.
>MFW britbongs constantly and incessantly make fun of america.
>>690772588
But don't both look like a shit?
>>690769436
>smoking in public places
what the fuck
