ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
>>690719720
I am jupiter.
>>690720046
oh hey anon how is it going
>>690719720
>I'm 31 and I cannot forget a person I let go when I was 15yo because I was very autistic and I couldn't realize what was happening and that she loved me. I'm pathetic
>I'm ashamed of myself, I have my excuses to be honest, especially taking into account the nation where I was born, but still I'm always worried of encountering people from my past that would see me as the pathetic person I am now.
>I fap to hebe. I try to quit to feel I'm a better person only to later on realize that I have no one to be a better person for.
>I'm 31yo but I behave as a kid. I'm pathetic.
>I'm going to kill myself probably very soon and nobody in my family knows.
I love nigger dick.
My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.
>>690720535
What's Hebe
Why kill yourself
>I don't really have any secrets besides liking my close friend, though I try to resist even thinking it
>>690720131
No, that guy was looking for me. I'm trying to hide.
>>690720535
Kill yourself
>>690720996
yes. I'm glad at least the world agrees with me on this.
>>690720824
hebe is fapping to girls around 14 years old.
I hate overwatch and i wish no one whould talk about it
i really think i could snap one day and kill someone by accident
>>690721102
This
Plus I've raped two women
>>690721084
stop fapping to kids
>>690721102
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
DONT TELL ANYBODY THAT FACE TO FACE
ITS WORSE THAN TELLING A HOOD NIGGER HE'S A NIGGER
> fuck gf doggy style while on my phone
> look at pics of ex gf ass spread
> pretend I'm fucking ex gf asshole
> bust huge loads into current gf pussy because super turned on by ex gf asshole.
Pic related. Ex
>Have friend group, 10 or so people
>Decide to shit on my friends new car
>Thought we would all laugh, but friend goes fucking crazy
>Death threats against whoever did it
>subtly shift blame to other friend
>3 people in my friend group beat the shit out of him and we never talk to him again
>that was about a year ago
>>690719720
When I wash my hair I lather, rinse but don't repeat.
>>690721282
I usted to think the same. so many years with anxiety burns your brain and I was worried i could kill someone. But then I realize my huge degree of empathy protects me from ending up as that.
>>690720577
What a coincidence I have a nigga dick. Open wide and say "ahhhh...."
I get off to hypnotizing people
>>690721462
ugh its hairy
My ex gf fingered her younger sister
>>690721677
Girls have hair too.
>>690721677
Virgin spotted
I like fluffy abuse
Recently told my gf, she seems ok with it
I helped my friend commit suicide
>>690721780
Feminism fag found and triggered.
>>690720764
sup slinder
I shot Trump
I use 4chan
>>690721978
Is fluffy abuse sexual or just for keks?
>>690721978
So many people here with gf and ex-gf.
And in those feels threads everyone is so hardworking after being abused by their mothers.
I thought /b/ was for losers. But it seems it is not. Where do losers seek solace nowadays?
>>690719720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5adN74aBxZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjBTAnCUbZc
i was molested by my grandfather when i was 13 and now i like it and let him finger and fuck me everytime i go visit him
>>690722278
Are you male?
>>690722278
Why not do gross porn if you enjoy it?
>>690722128
There's nothing sexual about fluffy abuse, not even when it's sexual abuse. It's about physical and psychological torture, on a living sentient creature, that can't fight back, in a world where it's socially acceptable. It's a great outlet.
I don't like football dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVE6JKNJlbs&feature=youtu.be
Im married and fucking my best friends wife at least twice a week. But my secret is im fucking her sister behind her back as well
fap fap fap
I don't know what making out is or how to do it.
>>690722345
no
>>690722353
no thank you its just with him i dont find old men attractive i think its an incest thing
I joked to my ex gf about fucking a friend's dog and she did right in front of me.
And also sent vids of her own dog licking her
>>690722485
Stop it dude, this is cereal
Have gf for 4 years, be very happy with her.
secretly bi and love dick.
Not ashamed, love it, best friend fucks me from time to time, blow huge load all the time.
Makes me feel better, no stress in gf relationship. Best time of my life so far.
pic related.
ps. 100% SURE there are MANY out there like me.
>>690722502
Show me your butthole, little girl.
>>690722168
/b/ isn't for losers, it's for the lonely, the horny and the underage.
>>690722502
Tits or gtfo
I once put my dick into a man when I was drunk about 2 months ago. Me and the other dude have told no one. We don't want it coming out. My girlfriend would probably kill me.
>>690722547
This is 100% me
I want to see me wife get Gangbanged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD5MnHZUnOw
>>690721677
Tis a thing you must endure from time to time, but alas, a shaven asshole is always in the near future if the cards are played in the right manner
>>690722692
FUCKIN FIGHT ME FAGGOT BITCH
>>690722647
harsh, but true. I'll take it into account and stop seeking solace here. have a nice day.
>>690722547
I'm happy for you. That sounds like a wonderful setup. Do you still have as much of a drive for your female friend afterward sex with your male friend?
>>690722692
Why don't I stick my fist in your dick fagget.
Fight me irl>>690722692
>>690722692
>>690722761
>>690722278
>>690722015
>>690721627
>>690720577
all these closet fags
>>690719720
>im in love with a girl that dumpt me and humiliated me a when i was a teen.
>I have a girlfriend and i love her. But i cant forget my RedHead-FayeReaganish-Psycho-Ex-Girlfriend.. she i so fucking hot and i regreat to lose her.
>My brother is fucking a girl that i have a huge crush on. We make out once. And now i fell betraied.
>My girl friend is cute and a great companion, wish i have a more decisive heart for her
>>690722852
Yes, very much so actually. I love her body, love making out with her, she is a bit kinky which I like as well.
>>690722977
Are you 12
>>690723086
im 28
Im high as a fucking georgia pine
>>690719720
I farted an entire plum.
I love suking my own cock, I haven't told my wife that I could do it, cause she might think its nasty
I fap in the office bathroom so much that I get hard every time I go in there, even if it's to shit.
When I was in highschool one teacher always left his computer unlocked. One day I loaded it up with a bunch of bestiality porn and tipped off the headmaster.
I have 2 gay dads and I'm terrified to come out as straight.
I'm a middle school teacher, and before the school year ended, a female student of mine sucked my dick. I freaked out after because I thought I was going to lose my job for sure.
I went hiking with that student today. No, we didn't bang. I really think we might before summer's over though.
You're the only one that knows, /b/.
>>690723650
What grade is she and how old are you?
>>690721462
>She doesn't shave her asshole
>Everyone here is yelling "virgin" at the guy who asked why her asshole is hairy
>MFW
I've never been with a cleanly woman that has a hairy asshole. They shave.
>>690723780
> inb4 he's a nigger
>>690723650
you the sports teacher who greentexted?
Play it safe, keep her onside, and make sure that you have a backup plan if she starts to have second thoughts.
>>690723780
She's 14. I'm 27.
>>690720535
Jeez dude. Chill the fuck out. Smoke some weed and reconsider. Plenty of fish in the sea
>>690723890
A nigger can't be a teacher. Teachers are supposed to teach things other than "dindu nuffin" and how to have 7 kids to get a bigger welfare check.
>>690719720
>I would like to fuck one of my best friend's mom, her pussy was the first I ever saw on his birthday party I was 9-10.
>She sat on the groumd right in front of me in a summerdress and her panties slided to the side so i could wtch under her dress an see her pussy fucking amazing.
>To this day I think of this moment while fapping.
> Want to fuck her so bad but can't approach her.
>>690723902
Indeed I am. We're on summer break now.
>>690723875
>mfw without reaction photo
Get out faglord
>>690723890
>>690724156
I'm not African American. There's nothing wrong with being black though.
>>690723985
Alright. Well at least youre not some oldguyfag. I remember at my gradeschool some old teacher felt a girl up. He got fired, and probably arrested.
i fuck whores, take cocaine and weed aside from alcohol, lie to everybody i know, get kicked from school, get into trouble with the popo, get into barfights constantly, live at home and am a 26 y/o m. i am considered to be the good son b/c my brother is a faggot.
>>690722977
Good English mate
>>690724329
obvious b8
>>690724257
good shit anon. You seem to have things under control.
I would recommend having some insurance if you can get it though. Ideally, nudes - ones you take yourself so there's no evidence she sents them to you. Tell her she's pretty or they're to remember her when she's not there or whatever.
wipe from camera, maybe throw away camera, store on encrypted device somewhere not your house.
If she ever threatens to go to authorities, remind her that the photos exist. Even if you didn't spread them around, everybody would see them at the court case as evidence.
>the only reason you keep the photos at all is in case she calls your bluff and says you dont have them
Im a wizard
>>690724538
are you me ?
>>690723902
And thank you for the advice. I'm keeping it very close in mind. Teenagers are a bit of a ticking time bomb. She's pretty chill though.
I'm keeping the journal that /b/ suggested though, just to keep events and timelines straight. I hope I don't have to come down to that.
>>690724344
There was a creepy old teacher back when I was in high school too. I kind of feel dirty, knowing I'm like him now.
>>690719720
When I was very young I took a small kitten in my hands
I had homicidal thoughts on a natural basis for that age, but I decided that I was going to squeeze the cat in my hands until it died
I killed the kitten by breaking it's back and blamed my little brother, until today he thinks he did it.
I'll never tell.
>>690724538
What caused all this?
>>690719720
I'm a male heterosexual.
>>690724598
I'm confused. What good would having nudes of a 14yo girl do?
I became friends with someone again to in an attempt to get to his sister.
>>690724598
I sincerely hope I don't have to come down to that. Would she not get very suspicious if I decide to take pictures of her? Teenage girls are dumb sometimes, but when they're smart they're freaking smart.
>>690724765
I think /b/ro meant to have it for blackmail, and threaten to release it if she decided to not play nice after all.
To be honest I don't think I'd do that to her. She's a nice girl.
>>690723615
Good job anon, he probably deserved it.
>>690724257
mind reposting the greentext for the anons who didnt see the thread?
I cum in my sisters water bottle everyday before she goes to school
>>690719720
I'm a compulsive lair and live multiple lives because of this. I will go into detail if anybody is interested.
I have so many sad secret's that if i actually told them here. people first of all would have trouble beliving them.,
2nd they would get so sad and problebly traumatized forever
3rd you'r simply not intelligent enough to understand why some secret's must remain hidden for the public.
4th https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pathological_lying
The only reason I'm still alive is that I don't want people to mourn me.
>>690724765
teenage girls are volatile and you never really know what they'll do in future. She has shit she can use on him, he has nothing he can use on her that wouldn't also backfire on him.
One thing she definitely wouldn't like is nudes getting out. Never actually let them out and it's safest to just delete them completely, but as long as they've been taken there is some leverage against her. She'll think that it's possible he has something to use.
It'd a last-ditch 'don't fuck with me or we both go down together' backup plan.
>>690725010
Depends on the girl. if she's infatuated with you it can be done easily, girls love attention and feeling desirable.
If you think you can get away without it, get away without it.
>>690725185
Faggot. Just post them.
>>690725182
yes tell some piratestories please so i can
fall asleep
i love people that lie they usualy have a
huge fantasy
>>690720764
My car tried to mom me in the back of my fingers friend.
>>690725010
Is she at least like a biologically developed girl? Not some flat kid only a true pedo would like. Also are your feelings more lust-based or love-based?
>>690725182
greentext that shit
> I raped my ex because she slowly became nothing more to me then sex.
> she swore she loved me but i couldnt tell
> never had opinion on anything seemed like she just pleased me to use me
> cant even fap to the nudes i have of her because im so traumatized by my own actions
>>690725346
bait/10
i was hiding cancer from my fiance. it was stupid but I didn't want her to know. i'm sorry Cary. she thought it was cheating and is much, much happier now. that's all that matters to me.
>>690721714
How the fuck is that your secret faggot? It's theirs
>>690725490
woah dude.
I almost fucked my cat once.
>I WANT TO FUCKING BLAST MY BRAINS OUT OF MY SKULL DAILY
>IM ADDICTED TO MASTURBATION
>I NEVER FEEL HAPPY NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY BECAUSE I KNOW THE FUTURE HOLDS NOTHING FOR ME
>I HAVE NO FUCKING PASSION FOR ANY PRACTICAL TRADE
>THE ONLY THINGS IM GOOD AT AND ENJOY DOING ARE THINGS I DONT HAVE A SNOWBALLS CHANCE IN HELL OF DOING FOR A JOB
>I FEEL BETRAYED BY MY CLOSEST FRIENDS
>I HATE EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE AND SO BADLY WANT IT TO CHANGE BUT I CANT
>NOT A MOMENT OF MY LIFE GOES BY THAT SITS WELL WITH MY CONCISENESS AND YET I DONT HAVE THE STRENGTH TO CHANGE IT
>EVERY FUCKING DAY IS JUST ANOTHER ATEMPT TO COPE AND STAVE OFF MY SUICIDE
>I AM AT MY BREAKING POINT AND IM AFRAID OF WHAT IM ABOUT TO DO TO MYSELF
>IT IS 5 AM
>I HAVE BEEN UP FOR 18 HOURS
>I CANNOT SLEEP
>I DONT WANT TO EAT ANYMORE
>I DONT WANT TO BE HERE WASTING MY LIFE LIKE THIS
>AND I DONT EVER WANT TO FEEL LIKE THIS AGAIN
>>690724200
>sniffed her panties
> masturbated in her shower
>>690725490
Damn anon. Do you still have it? Is it terminal?
>>690725490
fuck, I'm so sorry man
>>690725346
I do like to write stories, its helped with my constant and often spontaneous story telling.
>>690725398
Um sure.
> I've always lied about little things
> Just like everybody I assume
> I figured out at an early age things went soother like that
> I got so used to it I started to lie about things that didn't even need to be lied about
> I started to weave whole stories and new lives for myself to new people I met
> To fit these personals I had to mock up things for these fake lives
> Fake IDs
> Fake resumes
> Forged government documents
> I keep everything straight in google doc folders
> Its crazy how whole lives exist in MB sized files...
>>690725761
and yet youre the only people who know this
just remember; the mask you wear serves its purpose well, but be careful not to lose yourself in it
>>690725584
she dumped me 4 months ago and is having the time of her life. i'm not going to ruin that for her. i have maybe 4-6 months at best anyway. i'm not going to make someone watch me die. it's bad enough my parents and brother have to.
Been there, done that. Like literally every single point. Get a girlfriend, it solves everything.
>>690725761
>>690726018
Meant to tag post.
>>690725526
Because I helped.
When I was like 12 my sister brought her friend on vacation with us and I sniffed her friend's panties and set up a small camera in the shower. Nobody knows, but /b/
>>690719720
I am gay.
>>690726266
Fucking faggot
i dont like americans
>>690723875
He never asked why its hairy
He said "ugh its hairy"
> implying a faggot on /b/ doesnt know why a asshole is hairy
Jesus I fucking hate newfags
>>690726341
Well we don't like you, nigger.
>>690725117
Sure, even though it's boring.
>Be gym teacher mid 20's, wanting to be the best teacher ever
>girl from my gym class (my school has some co-ed gym classes) has troubles with running portion of fitness test
>does the good teacher thing, asks her to join running training with me and some other students
>she does so
>we train a lot over the school year, she improves drastically, passes fitness test with flying colors
>she becomes best distance female runner in her grade
>le proud teacher
>she hangs out lots with me, sometimes on breaks and sometimes after school
>oblivious to how she feels about me
>just before school year was over, we had another running session after school. no one showed up but her because everyone else was already in summer vacation mode
>not sure what prompted her, but she got inappropriate with me
>being the weak man that I am towards a cute young girl that I care for more than the other students, I didn't stop her
>she blew me in the gym equipment room
>spent all night freaking out about how I'm losing my job, comes to /b/ for advice because I can't tell anyone
>motherfucking /b/ gives good advice, such as don't fucking turn myself in, and things I have to do in case it goes south
>spoke to her few days later, told her we can't do this again, but it doesn't mean I don't want to see her ever again.
>told her if she wants, we can talk to the principal together
>she didn't want to get me in trouble, and said she wanted to try and go back to how we were
>now I am going on outings with her, and will do so throughout the summer, so we can be like before
>had our first outing today hiking. so far so good
>deep down gets this feeling that by summer's end, we'd go all the way, and I'll be weak again and not stop her
That's it so far. Sorry it's boring.
>>690725761
go see a doctor or a shrink
talk to someone that love you
if no one loves you. try and find balance daniel san . seach for a magic freind. never give up (leave 4chan/b for awhile)
read a book go out side in the nighttime
watch the stars. smoke some weed talk to
the animals. drink until you break. just
fucking do something different,. forget about
you'r troubles we are all nothing but mortals
i wish you luck on your journey *here take
my hand i'm a girl ,, this can happen,,
just go seek the love .. seek freindship.
seach for a new family if you have none
get a pet a cat a dog something living to love.
just change. your a good human being
everyone is loved .some are just lost
song related orbital - lost -mp3
**hugs my freind** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSSLVsPvV8A
>>690726427
You sound like a pretty good guy, considering.
>>690719720
I found out my dad has a trap fetish.
> Coincidentally I am trap.
>>690725388
She hasn't reached full adulthood, so she's not shaped like a full woman yet, but she's in between. She has boobs, if that's what you're wondering.
>be 6
>at mom's friend's house
>playing vidya with her son, also 6
>street fighter
>says he has Godzilla dolls
>"can I see them?"
>ok come here first though
>says I can't play with them if I don't come in
>brings me into his mom's closet
>pulls his weiner out
>tells me to pull out mine
>I do
>rub dicks together
>he sucks mine for a bit, tickles in a good way
>I suck his for a while
>pulled pants up, left closet
>saw the Godzillas, they were okay
>never spoke about it again
That fucked me up, /b/
I have a girl, went out with another girl recently, got way drunk. Ended up sleeping in my back seat with babe #2, didn't fuck but shit feel kind of guilty. Especially cause babe #2 is hot as fuck and kept rubbing her ass on my dick. Also, babe #2 has a man.
>>690719720
recently was about to lose my virginity to a perfect 10 way out of my league. too drunk to get hard... fuck my life
>>690726427
I dont know if this will help but here we go:
So my sister in Freshman year started hanging around with this mid-20's guy. He was nice, fit, smart. He bought her things and spent time with her. As a family we didn't really think much of it as my sister was always a solo individual. She got good grades and did most things by herself.
Skip 7 years. The age gap isn't that bad anymore....They're even engaged.
i shot and killed a mexican boy named markus and ive never told anyone because i dont want to get caught. though it was 9 years ago now
it haunts me
>>690726634
I thought I was the best guy, until this thing happened :\
>>690726718
dont suppose your dad has a kik
I can touch my penis to my elbow
I've molested two cousins multiple times,and one of their friends. I've also poisoned a neighbor's dog and I plan to strangle/ stab a cat here soon.
>>690719720
I lost everyone
I lost everything
I have no one
no one loves me
my intire life was pain and is still pain
everyone hates me and wants to get me
i know the future i know what will happen
to us all.
i spoke with beings from other dimentions
i see you all i feel you all
evil is real hell is real death is near
chemtrails is real nibiru is real
immortality is real
aliens are real
4chan is my only freind
i love being alone at times and i hate being
alone at time, no one ever cares if im alive
im pure evil i hang out with the security guards to protect them from all evil
everyone fears me and i know why
because i was touched by evil and evil aliens
im always protected from above
no one can ever touch me
I AM JOHN TITOR
I stole some of my sisters old panties a few days ago, planning on stealing more soon
>>690719720
I was depressed and having existential crisis since I was 3 years old. This human existence feels like imprisoment.
i've fucked 3 of my girlfriends bffs
>>690725983
You're a good man anon. I'll raise a glass to you in six months time.
When i was 14 my cousin rubbed her pussy on my dick, she was 15.
My cat liked my dick a few times
I cheated on my gf, i told her and she says its fine
I like lolis
>>690723985
You realise that losing your job will be the least of your problems.
>>690722125
Son, I'm worst than you, I love 4chan....
>>690719720
I used to be a mortuary attendant. I used to hide bits of ham in the bodies of muslims.
>steal gf's moms/sisters dirty panties and sniff/lick them
>have sex with animals
>abuse my money to make escorts do depraved shit.
>once drugged and tied up a female friend and left her in the park for anyone to find
I can get any girl but I'm stuck on one that treats me like poopie
Last time I got into something over someone else's girl I was about to murder her ex in self-defense for chasing me
But I almost wanted to just pull out the glock regardless
>>690727241
we all have weak points anon.
I like to think I'm a good guy usually, but I cant help cheating sometimes. I feel shit about it but I know if it happens again, I'll let it happen.
It's just one flaw but it's a big one. just have to deal with it.
>>690727439
Me to when it comes to lolis
I'm hiding the fact I'm suicidal for 4 months now. The thing is I genuinely would be happier and I'm looking forward towards death as a positive thing.
>>690723615
I love your dick anon.
My eldest son is not my husband's. I am not 100% sure about the youngest.
>>690727263
haha naww i just used his ipad once and he hadn't cleared his history.
He caught me jerking once though with butt stuff going on
Oh boy
I get girls to like me and then when they start to emotionally become dependant on me i start pushing them away and make them feel like its their fault.
I also dont enjoy sex but still watch porn to make jokes about it.
And since i switch schools every year i do a complete personality switch to figure out what works and how people react to it.
I grope my friends and touch their ass a lot so they think I'm gay, but im secretly straight.
faggots will never know what hit them.
>>690727749
Ey same
You people and your relationship problems
I've had a gf for 2 years. Never fought once. Neither of us ever cheated.
i shared my gf's naked pics with my roommate then set up a hidden cam to watch him jerk off to her. those videos are my biggest turn-on and my greatest shame at the same time.
>>690727736
Step 1: be likable at all
Lucky
>>690720535
David?
>>690719720
Some security guards near where I was working in Papua New Guinea bashed and robbed a friend of mine. Took his wallet, phone, cash etc...went back with four car loads of guys, kicked the shit out of them. I targeted the ring leader and bashed him with his own batton.
Most of them were put in hospital for a while
The guy I targeted is now a permanent retard.
Mixed feelings
I enjoy spanking girls and boys.
>>690727812
Lol Tom cruise, your Scientology child bride doesn't count
>>690727052
That's really great! I'm glad it worked out for your sister.
As for me, I'm not putting too much hopes that this thing will last. It's not even because I don't want it to, but because young girls change their minds a lot, and who knows what would happen when she meets a nice guy her age and feels that it's just easier to explain to her parents than it would've been with me. I don't really want to risk getting shot either.
>>690727491
I know. Butt-pounding prison is butt-pounding, if I don't get shanked first.
>>690721462
Those stretch marks and hairy buttocks.
You're disgusting.
I never had 1 serious friend in my life. I only had a few acquintances because their parents were friends with my parents. Even back then they weren't enjoyable relationships/interactions beyond "lol let's go out and play" plus they only came like once every 2 week till they eventually quit coming. They'd never stay the night with me and vice versa.
>>690727241
You can't help how you feel. Biology says yes but the law says no, you're just gonna have to keep it downlow and wait. Good luck anon, I believe in you.
>>690726951
It fucked you up? Huh. I had this with my best friend, and my cousin from 9-17. Can't say it fucked me up. Each to their own.
Im seen as a very macho, agro, type of male, but in reality im a sweartheart boarderline fem. Though with my masculinity in-tact.
>>690727974
>>690719720
i have so many secrets. mein gott, where should i begin???
>>690725983
I understand you, had an anomalitie near the brain ovee my left eye thought it was a tumor, didn't tell my gf. After finding out it was "harmless" I told her about it, but i would have never rold her if it was something sirious.
But think of her how terrible she's going to feel when you passed away gettin told by your parents that you are dead and that it is a half year ago that you had been diagnosed with, she will suddenly understand why your whole attitude towards her changed, why you were so strange, why you couldn't love her the way you always did, even worse she blamed you for cheating on her, called you names, how bad she gonna feel...
>>690728232
The sex ones.
> have stolen at least 2k euro worth of ciggies, lighters and candy from various stores in my city over almost 6 years
> often get off by making my dog lick my dick
> steal money from everyone in my family, very small amounts but must've stolen hundreds of euro by now over a couple years
> talk shit behind my best friends back (he's an incredibly loud pussy-chasing beta sandnigger, it's almost impossible not to talk shit about him)
> I've almost killed myself 3 times already, always pussied out
> generally been a pussy faggot all my life, always avoiding fights and crying a lot (I'm male)
I have no idea why or how I'm still alive, I fucking hate myself more and more every single day and all the negative bullshit I've done in the past is now coming back at me and will probably make me kill myself some time soon. I may stream it too, keep an eye out /b/ros
I'm so pathetic I couldn't kill myself for 4 years. Please help. Nobody wants to help me.
>>690728232
Begin when your dad first blew his load in your mom's pussy.
>>690727409
Think of it from their social group's POV. Women are bitches lol
>>690728232
start with the one you most want to talk about and then come back tomorrow for the next thread.
I've been here a while and I'm about half way through my secrets.
>>690722401
Wow thats shitty to do to your wife
>>690727704
Don't be so down anons, I caught my boy in a brand new car in front of his house with over $1000 worth of cocaine he was doing
He was crying with a gun in his hand, about to end it
But now me and him are wrecking shit about to go to the other side of the world
I've been there as well, in a gang, about to grab mad bags of angel dust and a $50 gun with bodies on it... Takin both to the head...
Life is weird, but it's all about balance
Joy would be meaningless if we never experienced pain, fight with us bro
>>690728098
I've always been attracted to girls, had plenty of sex since I was 15, always been cash. But porn wise I could get off on dicks, especially frotting. So, that means I'm gay, right? Sounds like it to me.
Only problem is I've tried guys, a few times to make sure it wasn't because I was too drunk to not get into it. Met a few CL guys and sucked their dicks/frotted, and nothing. I lost my boner after a few minutes every time and would get the "why is there a dick in my mouth?" thought in my head.
So, I'm glad I experimented, and I can still get off on pictures of dicks, but guys just aren't for me I guess. When an attractive girl walks in the room I am instinctually magnetized towards her. But any guy, nope. It just doesn't all add up to me.
>>690727704
No point killing yourself anon. We all die eventually. Blow all your money travelling somewhere first at least.
>>690724962
fuck off barry I know it's you.
Hi Bro its me Satan
>>690728498
Closetfag
>>690728559
Bad timing
>>690728559
>says is satan
>does not have satanic trips
>>690728498
sounds like you might be bi, but maybe you're just into the porn rather than the act.
I get off on rape porn, wouldn't be able to get hard if I tried to rape someone.
>>690719720
I fucked my ex girlfriend after she had a medical abortion, didn't wear a jimmy hat, I had chunks of my future kid on my dick, still don't really care
>>690722647
Speak for yourself cancer
This place was better when the cucks,furfags, underage, and overlygay faggots took over. Now its just as cancerous as ifunny
>2009 reporting in gtfo off my /b
>>690728033
Yeah, pretty much. So far we've agreed that we shouldn't let anyone know, so we're keeping a low profile, and I'm taking her to places well away from our town for our outings.
>>690728307
Don't kill yourself, friend. We're here for you.
>Just
>Openly involved into orgy parties
>Horny af every time
>Never actually happy
(notice one bitch)
>Crying her eyes out
>Even tho i cant stand her i ask whats up
>Never looks me in the eyes and says:
>Anal was my boyfriends favourite sex position
ask whats his name?
>its the first letter of every sentence
>mfw
>>690728805
Before*
Inb4 some faggot corrects me
>>690728883
> does not use greentext for 'inb4'
>>690728852
Well I mean - somebody did ask for it
>>690725398
see
>>690729004
>>690728592
Honestly, being gay would make things much easier for me. But that would involve liking dudes. Can't do it.
>>690728673
I guess. I just didn't think there was that much of a separation between pornography and reality.
>>690727704
You have 80 years best at being alive, and a fucking eternity to be dead... Nuff said
>>690728232
well, when i was a teenager i fucked most of my friends moms. housewives that wanted some when their husbands were at work and ignoring them. i was a long haired teenage rock star playing in bar bands with their sons,, so that worked
>>690728498
(>>690728098.) Sounds pretty normal to me, Anon. I don't think it's related to your experience. I also sometimes go for dicks in porn, but also am a confirmed heterosexual IRL. It's just the spice of life I think.
I don't often go for dicks in porn, but sometimes.
>>690729109
> no difference between porn and reality
> my fucking sides
>>690728307
You can't rely on other people to make your life better. It's all dependant on what YOU do. It's a battle you have fight on your own. The sooner you can accept that the better and only then will you find happiness.
So throw your fucking armor on and start fighting to make your life worth living.
>>690729004
I also put when instead of before which changed my whole post to the opposite point.
A simple error doesnt make my point null
Im also tired as fuck
>>690725388
>>690726797
Oops, totally skipped second question. I think for most part it's a kind of love? But more like how a big brother would be towards a little sister, since I am her teacher. And then when she wrapped her lips around my shaft it was lust :(
>>690727661
I'm pretty big on being faithful, honestly, but I have no right to judge anyone anymore. Just something we all have to work through in life.
>>690728297
good you sound like and old freind of mine
i robbed him for so mutch in his life
i know it's you i can sence these things
i stole your girlfreind and fucked her
and there was nothing you could do about it
and i stole ya vidya
you poor pathetic fuck no one ever liked you
stupid junkie
KYS
>>690721462
that's a fine ass OP. Tell me, did it taste good?
>>690729241
and i've pretty much fucked over any friend i ever had as far as girls go. this one guy, i nailed both his wives, his girlfriends, he was pretty much just a cuck for me and he didn't even know it half the time
I let a loli suck my dick.
>>690729661
You'll have to elaborate.
>>690728307
You dont want to be helped you want to be enabled, because this is the only way you know to gain attention. You're a emo kid who craves attention so badly they use negative behavior to do so. Either an hero or stfu if life was that bad youd be gone by now
>look at me my life sucks of woah is me
>>690729556
never had a gf fag, I don't need to chase those fucking whores and comply with their emotional bullshit and need of financial support. Go get married and have a kid so you die hating your life mongol
When I was 7 or 8 I had a friend, lets call him N. N wasnt that close to me as a friend, he was more of an acquaintance. one day during summer I was in after school care. He took me to the bathroom and said he had something cool to show me that he saw in a movie his sister was watching.
>movie was porn
he took out his dick and told me to touch it.I was hard. I touched it and then he told me to stroke it, so I did, he then told me to suck it, did that to, he did it to me as well. Neither of us came. This happened a couple more times over december. >Btw Im a ausfag so school ends in December
moved school 2 months later.
That event fucked me up real bad in the long run, I watched all types of porn and got into sodomising myself. think I might be bi but already had a couple of girlfriends so I know im not gay.
>fml
>>690729632
i fucked a nigger girl while my wife was at home making me dinner then i brought home take out and we ate then i went back and fucked her again while my wife cleand up. then i came home and fucked the wife. no rubber involved since the nigger ate all the cum
>>690729556
Its an hero newfag
>>690729719
She swallowed.
>>690719720
I feel like an annoyance to everyone around me. I just want love and respect like everyone else but I never seem to get that. I've thought about killing myself a lot too but I'm too much of a pussy to actually do it. I'm one sorry sack of shit I guess....
>>690727388
Hahaha, holy shit. I can relate to that, it's weird to see someone else say that.
Whenever I was able to have rational and coherent thoughts that actually utilized short and long-term memory, about 5-6, I would always think of the dumbest shit that always left a sobering feeling inside of me.
I try not to be alone these days, I seem to meet the most moronic dumbshits.
Take care dude, live a happy life.
The only reason I hang out with my guy friends is so I can get them drunk to the point that they black out. I take them home with me and I fuck them or suck their dick and they never find out. P.s I'm a guy.
>>690729864
then that time i bascally came home drunk and raped my wife. she cried and said please no but i fucked her into oblivion anyway. she cried more and i laughed and then went out for beer at 11am on a sunday
i legitimately find horses more attractive than women
Most of these people are lying. Sorry, I forgot I was supposed to be posting secrets.
>I'm married with 3 kids but I've been banging a chick at work for months now. She's super hot and way outta my league and I'm sure I sold my soul to get this but God damn it if I'm not gonna enjoy it.
>I've been working out for a year lost a fuck ton of weight and I've put in the work but I only make it through workouts with Addy and caffeine. I'm almost out of Addy soon with no $$ or other pills to trade for em.
>Some times I think about banging one of my oldest daughter's friends. She's super cute and looks like she'd be super into it haha
>>690719720
I spy my stepdaughter as much as i can, keyhole while showering, hacked her laptop cam, etc ...
>>690725761
take it easy anon
/b/ros are always with u
>>690729811
How old are you now?
>>690727533
I'm all for pranks and funny shit, but you need to get shot. Either below the waist, or survive a shot above the neck.
>>690730140
Anything good on the laptop?
>>690730140
stepdaughters are wonderful. i had one about 10 years ago and i wanted to fuck her so hard it would have knocked her teeth out
>>690727589
Literal Faggot.
>>690730297
I see her every time she changes clothes, and some fingering too ... But she fingers herself under the desk so cant see shit except the arm moving and O-face finally ...
> be me
> be 12
>have dog (one of those yappy little shits (shit tsu cross)
> dog pretty much loves me as I'm the only one that walks it
> dog is female but tries to hump toys
> dog loves belly scratches
>dog always come up to me and lays on back
> one day when dog does this I notice discharge in her vagoo (after humping toys)
> Lick discharge
> instantly throw up
I once fapped to my friend (girl) who was asleep in the bed next to me, we were about 9 at the time.
>>690727736
The first two I completely understand and can relate.
You gotta stay consistent though, bruv.
>>690730293
>Muslim detected
Kill yourself, save us the effort
>>690730293
Fuck off
I find my aunt attractive and masturbate to her frequently
I once drugged my daughter's best friend during a sleepover for the purpose of raping her. I pussy'd out at the end and didn't follow through with the rape.
She still comes over to my house now and then. I don't know whether I'll do it again.
>>690730293
Go fuck a goat, Achmed.
>>690730054
I feel ya, I pretty much feel the same. I have crippling anxiety and zero confidence, feel like everyone is going to see me how i see myself and just feel disgusted...
>>690730501
That's sweet. Bet she was a cutie.
>>690730420
What porn does she like?
>>690730584
>>690730538
>>690730645
Hey thanks for the backup guys, really great to see.
>>690730604
man up dude. you probably ain't bad, but jeeze
>>690730569
That's hot AF.
>>690730707
bi porn on xvideos mostly ...
>>690730731
No worries m8. Anyone who fucks with mudslimes is a friend of mine.
>>690730569
based
gdcsvgdfa
>>690722401
Looking forward to that greentext when it finally blows up!
>>690730692
Oohhhh now that 8 years has passed puberty hit her fuckin hard, she still comes over and stays the night occasionally, now even more so because she moved closer to me, shes coming over in a few days in fact.
>>690730796
Open a window, ya smelly cunt
>>690730796
What else?
>>690730746
K bud. will do.
>>690730796
You just farted and it stinks.
>>690729811 I'm 22, still remember that shit like it was yesterday
>>690730569
that's not funny. i got roofied last week, some assholes tried to roll me for my money. i barely got home before i passed out, i'm a big motherfucker and they didn't count on the fact that i have a HUGE tolerance for drugs. lucky for them, i was carrying and that little fucknuts might have eaten a .357 if i had been so inclined.
My moms car fingered me in the back of my friend.
Also I'm cam blackmail guy
>>690730848
some other random porn, but no really somthing else ... she really loves vids with 2 bi men and a woman ... she usually pauses the vid at the anal insertion for a man and cum to this though ...
I'm fucking two boys at the same time because I love one, like really much, but I think the other one is the man who I'm going to be with the rest of my life. And yes I feel quite guilty.
>>690731025
>My moms car fingered me in the back of my friend.
now that's a secret i can dig
>>690728102
I can somewhat relate. I was always down to fight for myself and for those around me. I was seen as kind of a brute. My stupid fucking brow does little to help.
Since I stopped drinking every day i'm starting to get back into my old hobbies like gardening, reading, and other feminine type like stuff. It feels pretty good having people talk shit about your hobbies and you can literally flex on them and make them feel insecure.
Lucky in the Biological lottery, I guess.
>>690731086
Tits with time stamp please. You know the rules.
>>690731086
why would you do that? have you no shame? even now, have you no shame?
>>690730998
Sorry to hear. At least I'm not out to roll her for her money, and she's not carrying.
>>690731086
story behind this?
>>690731201
>Since I stopped drinking every day
trust me, drinking every day is better. remember, first one out wins
I havent shit in 2 weeks.
>>690731205
Offcourse I do, I feel really bad all the time but I can't stop because I do't have enough courage to make a choice
>>690731331
ouch
is anybody else really sick of storefronts?
>>690731331
That's not good, you should see a doctor before you explode.
I'm really into rape fantasy, especially ones involving a white girl of authority being raped and degraded by the minority classes, like black gangsters gang raping a white female cop.
>>690730434
Somehow, this made me kek
>>690731423
I prefer storefronts to street signs. At least now I'm getting things I've heard of. I had to google burrito.
>>690731397
you are shitting me, right?
not enough courage? what are you doing to these 2 guys? coming from the guy standpoint, you aren't worthy of either one of them to be doing that shit. swan dive into the street and do them both a favor.
When I found out my wife was cheating on me I fapped furiously to the text msgs and the thought of her getting railed by another dude. We still are getting a divorce
>>690731423
I fucking hate storefronts. Don't even get me started on bodies of water and grass and signs. And trees
>>690725761
Join the Marines!
>>690730982
Happy memories last a lifetime. Were you ever found out?
>>690731511
i want to see little white girls swallow big nigger dicks. especailly my stepdaughter. is that so bad?
>>690731266
I broke up with my boyfriend after two years, because he lied to me and his friends about drugs, life experience and many more, and after a week or two I had something with another boy, from a band, so my ex made fun of it because he thought it would never be serious and stuff. He also made me do shit because he would otherwise tell my parents I smoke pot and then my boyfriend found out I cheated on him with my ex, and he forgave me. 2 months later I broke up with my boyfriend because I started to feel something for my ex but I love them both, they mean the world to me and I'm very afraid to lose them..
>>690730076
Brony detected.
>>690725146
How old?
>>690731602
>>690731726
You just shit your pants.
>>690731696
Not at all. Our thoughts are our own.
Also pics of stepdaughter.
>>690731726
Long sentences are long.
>>690731726
what are you, 12? christ on a fuckin crutch
>>690719720
I peed in my friend's shampoo bottle last night when I used his bathroom to take a piss.
>>690731109
Kek
If anyone hasn't tried the cam blackmail I suggest you do. The point at Which they go from having just orgasmed to tears makes me diamonds!
Storefronts for me to
>>690731908
She's female.
>>690731590
They both kinda know about the situation I'm just trying to figure out what I want and I'm still hanging out with both of them. I know it's bad otherwise I won't call it a secret.
>>690719720
i have a secret
i am batman
>>690731834
>Also pics of stepdaughter.
no fuckin way dude. i hate her with all my being, but even i wouldn't do that to her
>>690731999
I have a secret too.
I am actually your father. Yes, I've returned, my son.
>>690731902
Yeah I'm Dutch, and not very good at english
>>690729556
Dodged a bullet there! Thought you were taking about me, until you mentioned the girlfriend part.
You sound more like a faggot who's only using words that someone else is known for.
I know one person irl who actually says Vidya outside of /v/, I'm ssure if others saw this post, they'd probably think you got'eem.
But you're just some pussy faggot using the internet to win brownie points for a bunch of faggots whose company would rag oon you just as much.
I'm gonna talk to that faggot tomorrow, and see if anyones been bothering him as of late.
[spoiler]Fuck you Nigger.[/spoiler]
>>690732021
Wanting her to be with niggers is far worse.
>>690731679
Nope only /b/ knows
>>690725941
Loving your post mate.
<3
>>690731726
Whixhone have you down anal with
>>690730247
I luvz me /b/ros.
>>690732222
Got quads, but still no cure for dyslexia.
>>690732135
naw, i dont' think so. that's just a fantasy it don't actually happen
i even wrote a story about it
/baity/
Almost every housemate I have ever had has had their toothbrush inserted up my ass. I also tamper with their food.
>>690732356
butwhy.gif
>>690732326
Tell us your fantasy.
>>690732409
Because they annoy me.
>>690727273
pics or it didn't happen
I stole my step-brothers' lego star wars figure when I was a kid. Still can't shake the guilt.
