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Girl I'm talking to. She plays runescape with me and has a boyfriend. What do you think happend?
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>>690687193
Not enough dick in her life. Remedy her situation.
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>>690687193
Dead grandma. Why is she such a cunt? I want to punch her in the face. "This terrible thing happened that I'm going to mention just to get you to ask what it is so I can tell you I don't wanna talk about it because I'm an attention whore but I'm not even willing to engage in a trade-off for that attention. I just need someone to shit on"
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>>690687193
her period u fucking retard
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>>690687193
Boyfriend cheated. Wants revenge fuck.
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dude just go tank bandos for her and she will prob suck your cock honestly
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>>690687193
why do women do this, "i overslept, this is why, i dont want to talk about it "
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>>690688626
because >>690687714
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She delivered if you guys are interested!
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Easy.

"Why did you mention it then you attentionwhore"
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>>690689356
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>>690689356
Deliver already, she still sounds like a cunt
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Let's have some fun with this. Dubs decide what I reply. Nothing harsh please
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>>690689356
do tell
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>>690690004
"You're better off childless at your age."
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>>690690004
"lol"
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>>690690004
"Christ, that sucks. I'm sorry."
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>>690690004

Don't get me wrong, I'm really really sorry, but don't assume my gender identity, please
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>>690690004
I bet there was a lot of blood.
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pics or it didnt happen
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>>690690429
Kek
Rollin
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Coat hanger or pill?
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>>690690379

rollin'
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>>690690256
roll
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You still want to fuck, right?
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>>690690676
roll
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>>690690004
Ask "Who's was it?"
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>>690690004
"omg congrats!"
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I understand.
Some days I have to take a huge shit and I bleed
It feels like I've lost a part of myself you know?
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>>690690799
WINRAR
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>>690690799
WINRAR
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>>690690799

hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh oh fuck
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>>690690799
Fml
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>>690690799
Do it or I miscarriage you op.
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>>690690004
We have a winner
Do it faggot
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>>690690977
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>>690690977
You have to do it now op
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>>690690977
Double dubs of demand
You have to answer the call op.
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>>690690004
>she's barren
LEAVE
STOP
GET AWAY
STOP REPLYING
YOU CANT WIN JUST RUN
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>>690690799
Well done /b/ro
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>>690690799
WINRAR
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>>690691178
I cheered so hard when i got that
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Sorry about the keyboard
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deliver OP
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Well boy or a girl??
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OP just saiyan ur fucked unless a white knight gets trips +
keep that in mind.
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>>690691347
topkek waiting for response
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>>690691294
Killed it.. now we wait and see if OP is a bitch
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>>690691347
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>>690691347

rip
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>>690691347
Proud of you OP
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>>690691347
kek
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>>690691347
I ducking spoke too soon.. get that shit op
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Deliver dude. You started this.
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>OP ACTUALLY DELIVERED
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tell her how proud you are of her decision to have a miscarriage
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that's fucked up, man
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>>690691347
You're an absolute madman
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>>690691347
top kek
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>>690691677
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>690691677
dont do this OP
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Lurking for her response.
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Still waiting for a response..
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>>690691677
DO PLEB
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>>690691347
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>>690691347
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>>690691347
Ask her if you can have the lost fetus to place above your fireplace.
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>>690691347
"sorry that was my boyfriend"
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>>690692006
Keked
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no way she replies
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>>690691990
It's like meeting Bobby hill for the first time
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Gonna need her response before I go to sleep happy thx op
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OP dont be a faggot
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>>690691347
bruh
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>>690691347
Ya dun fucked up kiddo
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>>690691347
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>>690691347
Show the response faggot
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>>690687193
Nice try op but some dude was sending dick picks to this same person earlier today
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Thanks guys, I don't think I will be getting a response any time soon
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>>690690799
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>>690692994
kek, OP got virgin'd
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Deliverd
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>>690693589
I had a misscariage too. Me and my gf rode in it.
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>>690693589
You got off easy bro
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>>690693589
See, she doesn't really give a fuck. She thought you were funny. She just wants attention.
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>>690693589
Kek
Say "It is in my book! ;)"
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>>690693589
Send this
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>>690693589
"Not for you, tell your boyfriend good job"
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>>690693589

"But that just means you can get attention AND not have to raise a baby."
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>>690693589
play it off
"jk jk, sorry"
or you're done
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>>690693966
WINRAR
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>>690693589
I wanna give you my babies.
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>>690693966
WINRAR
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>>690694044
WinraR TO
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>>690693966
winrar
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>>690694044

Retarded win
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>>690693589
Play it off like you mixed up miscarriage and birth.
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Roll for next reply
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>>690693589
Wait?!?! Did you flush it? I hear fetal blood has supernatural healing capabilities
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>>690691990
i have to know...is that photoshopped or not?
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>>690694008

Rolling
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I never win
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Say Sorry for your loss baby hope everything is okay
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>>690694535
cuck
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>>690694614
I agree
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>>690694614
Edge
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Ask for nudes
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>>690693589
It doesn't look like she's too mad about your comment, she probably believes that you were just making joke

or that you have no clue what a miscarriage is and she just found your ignorance to be funny.
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>>690694786
She definitely seems peeved, but clearly not furious or laughing.
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I had a miscarriage once too
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>>690695044
Oh shit I actually got dubs
OP deliver
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>>690695044
WINRAR
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>>690694953

It's more like peeved that he didn't give her the attention she wanted rather than peeved at the comment itself.
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>>690694953
I just had a feeling that the "ya twat" was somewhat sarcastic.
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>>690693966
op is kill?
Winrar?
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previous winner here
going for the double win
"fuck! i wish i was that baby"
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>>690695044
Then I took an arrow to the knee
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First dubs after I said roll
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>>690694953
"ya twat" is lighthearted. "you fucking twat" is mad. you don't sound like a social person
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>>690695255
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>>690695303
>to
Nigga wtf
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Say I cheated on you with her
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>>690695303
Fucking faggot
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>>690695303
Arrow to knee damn it
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>>690695303
kek. nice job anon.
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>>690695303
I never understood this. Is PINK a brand or something? It seems really stupid to write PINK on things that are not pink
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Triforced
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>>690695560

Yes. It's the clothing brand associated with Victorias Secret.
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>>690695380
Roll
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Some background info from when I used to know her, we dated for two weeks and made out at a football game and it was a really awkward situation but somehow we are friends now.
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>>690695303
Say "I dropped it"
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>>690687193
TITS OR GTFO
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>>690695560
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Is+pink+a+brand+of+clothing%3F
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>>690695774
reroll
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Dubs for next reply
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>>690695798
this
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>>690695774
REROLL LOL
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>>690695774

Rolling for this, with the addition "right on its butt. Now it's got a big ol crack down the middle. Also, it died."
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>>690695255
rolling
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>>690695837
THEN I SHOVED IT IN MY ASS
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>>690695774
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I use the fetus as a condom now
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>>690695837
It was black so I didn't really care
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>>690695952
Fuck you guys I'm rerolling
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>>690695798
roll
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>>690695837
Then I took an arrow to the knee..
Fuckin DO IT!!!!
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>>690695303
DUDE WHAT?
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>>690695837
It was tough but we thought it was for the best, we were both pretty young, I was 14 she was 11
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>>690695926
>>690695774

These
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>>690695996
Roll
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>>690695774
rolllllllllllll
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>>690695996
check 'em
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>>690695997
AGAIN
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>>690695837
nigggggggggggggggggger
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yeah, my sister was carrying my child
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>>690687193

She died and lost her fighter torso on runescape 2007
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>>690695837
"Look all i'm saying here is, you should be more than happy that you are not having a Child at your age. Fucking hell m8 you should go out and get drunk adn celebrate.
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>>690695255
Do it
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>>690696053
Again
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>>690695837
>>690693589
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>>690695774
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>690695798
Roll Roll
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>>690695996
ANOTHER one
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>>690696112
I keep getting close
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>>690695774
winrar? >.> ////////
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Arrow to knee make our lives
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>>690695837
Wanna fuck? We can do it in the butt if you don't want to try again.
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>>690695774
>ROLL 4 THIS
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>>690695837
lol check out thread 690687193 on 4chan
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>>690696185
I blame the jews
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>>690695996
Roll
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>>690696193
Tard
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>>690695837
Why so you can ignore the win again? Fucking faggot kill yourself
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>>690687193
Lel love runescape made $1800 last night ;)
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>>690696265
One man army gonna keep rolling
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>>690696193
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Wanna try again?
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So why did the skeleton go to the prom alone?
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>>690696311
Fuck you
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>>690696265
This one, do this one.
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"Yeah bitch, fuck you and your nonbaby"
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>>690696323
Why do I keep getting close
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>>690695774
lol this pls
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>>690695837
paired great with some chardonnay
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>>690696311
Here we are
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>>690695798
This
"say : send some nudes of you to always remember you"
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>>690695837

I ate it afterwards, doctor says it is full of protein and shouldn't be wasted
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>>690695837
Dude, she's fucking turned on by this. This girl is a real freak. Ask if she wants to do something risky. Just like that. "Wanna do something risky?"
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>>690696433
Checked
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>>690696311
what a waste
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>>690696311
Ruined it
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>>690696453
reroll
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>>690696265
Rolling again.
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No you dumb cunt, you killed your baby, you're a monster
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Roll for I stuck it up my ass or I blame the jews whatever OP prefers
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>>690696453
Church
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>>690696477
Sweet dubs
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>>690687193
This is one slow progressing thread
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>>690695798
Rollerino
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>>690696450

Roll
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>>690696265

I blame the jews
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>>690696546
Again
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Ask her how much she hates her father
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>>690695837
Yeah I took a coat hanger and I destroyed that little bitch like a Palestinian Village on the Gaza Strip.
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>>690695837
Yeah, but I dropped it. I miscarried my cup to my room once
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>>690696599
kek
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Is it bad that when my ex girlfriend got a medical abortion, when she was still bleeding out the kid I fucked her raw ?
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>>690696450
Rerolling
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"Lol holy shit thanks for the laughs today though bitch"
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>>690696644
Dub dubs
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>>690696552
Combo breaker
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>>690696546
Once again
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>>690696644
WINRAR
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>>690696599
winrar.
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Nudes
make my day great again
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>>690696433
>>690696311
>>690696477
fuck all of you
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>>690696688
Double dubs > single dubs?
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>>690696666

Quads beats dubs
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>>690696666
SWEET LORD OF QUADS
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Yeah I pushed my last ex down the stairs lmaoo.
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>>690696599
>>690696644
>>690696655
>>690696666
>>690696688
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>>690696666
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>>690696644
dubs
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>>690696599
WINRAR
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>>690696666
I wasn't even rolling I was asking a legit question haha
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>>690696599
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>>690696777
O shit waddup trips
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>>690696666
FUCKING QUADS BEAT DUBS
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Op here. Not posting the quads reply but congrats on them. I said nothing harsh
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>>690696644
WINRAR DO IT OR GTFO OP
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God damn jews
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OP, quads:
>>690696666

then:
>>690696599
>>690696644
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>>690696666
The quads of satan
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>>690696974
youre not OP
im OP
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>>690696974
Then do the i blame the jews or I stuck it up my ass
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If I get dubs. First person to reply gets my dubs
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Let's play RuneScape
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>>690696450
Rerolling again
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>>690696907
>>690696777
>>690696688
>>690696666
>>690696644
>>690696655
>>690696599

Fucking christ, Lord Kek has blessed this thread.
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>>690696688
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>>690696644
kek kek kek kek
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>>690697080
No I'm op
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>>690696777
Quads got trips checkt if you don't post quads don't come back nigger OP
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>>690696666
chekd
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>>690697191

Hey fk you, I'm op
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>>690697191
I'm not op
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>>690696644
This one isn't harsh and he's not doing them, kys op
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>>690696666
Someone answer my fucking question
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Fuck both of you I'm OP
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>>690697424
Make big cums
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>>690697424
HAH WIN <3
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good god this poor girl. but i don't consider feelings of others so i don't give a fuck
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>>690697148
Reroll for this then
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>>690697424
KEK
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>>690697424
rip in piece that soda
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>>690697463
you are a fucking saint
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Annnnd abandoning. Fuck you OP you're absolute garbage
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>>690697540
Once more
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>>690697424
Your a faggot OP
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>>690697606
And again
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>>690697463
Completely, utterly, underrated post
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>>690697424
I've miscarried a bunch of things before tho. Pens, pencils, dogs, sperm. It cam out the tip. It was crazy, should've been there
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>>690697463
No
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>>690697424
I like aborted fetus porn
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>>690696546
God damn jews
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>>690697424

"Haha sorry that was in bad taste. But serious question: would you still be a milf or nah?"
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>>690696666
I don't think it's bad. Especially if it was consensual
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>>690687193
She does not trust you. Take it easy, lighthearted jokes, stay calm.
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>>690697424
Burnt my toes really bad. So anyway, wanna hear some dead baby jokes?
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We've been talking for a while I guess. Just friends, and I know you got a bf, but just because you're a goaly doesn't mean you can't score. So tits or gtfo
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>>690697748
Reroll
Also new thread if this hits limit?
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>>690697424
Do you consider yourself a milf now? or
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>>690697809
Roll
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>>690697093
Looks like somebody got muted
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>>690696546
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Holy fuck. What the hell is going on in here? This is gold.
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>>690697424
I'll impregnate you by force if you want ;)
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>>690697427
fuck outta here faggot, op's delivering and this is a thread blessed by the gets
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>>690697830
Rolling for this
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>>690697796
It was consensual, still feel weird having had that blood on my dick
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>>690697854
reroll
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>>690697854
reroll
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>>690697424
Were you trying to get some laughs at her expense? Congrats, you did it wonderfully well.

But no chance you're fucking this girl.
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>>690697753

This one. Ignore >>690697854 this one
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>>690696546
2nd to last
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>>690697854
rerolll
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The rules are we wait for her to reply so we're not just spouting shit off like autistic faggots
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>>690698023
Off by one rip
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>>690697424
"I'm going to eat your stillborn"
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>>690698000
trips have spoken!
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>>690698000
WINRAR
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Look, let's go somewhere quiet and talk about this. This dick is here for you
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>>690697964
Never fucked her on her period? Or was it a lot of blood?
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>>690698065
REROLL K E K
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>>690698000
TRIPS GET
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>>690698000
>>690697753

Winner!
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Make new one dis is gonna 404
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>>690697424
Ask her if you can keep the fetus and feed it to your inbred cannibal twin that's kept in your basement. He's love child meat the most.
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>>690697854
rollrollrollroll
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so your ready for dick now right?
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>>690698166
winrar
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>>690697964
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>690698167
Nah fucked on her period heaps, but it was more chunky and heaps of blood, so basically 7 week old fetus on my dick
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>>690698391
What did you name it?
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>>690698480
Nothing clearly haha
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>>690698166
get some ass, OP
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Rip thread new one?
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