celeb fapping thread
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celeb fapping thread
>>690674883
There must be some mistake. This isn't an attractive woman. This is just a common dumpy fat girl.
>>690674834
>>690674883
RIP
Lets get some other celebs in here. Nude ones.
Time to cum for Ari again...
>>690675193
YES
>>690674673
Fuck her on the car?
>>690675193
>>690675157
>>690675124
>>690675049
>>690674883
>>690674834
>>690674673
THE RIVERS WILL RUN RED WITH NIGGER BLOOD! SAND NIGGERS AND NIGGERS ARE A PLAGUE TO SOCIETY AND MUST BE EXTERMINATED!
>>690675305
i wish she looked this trashy all of the time.
>>690675334
Okay then.
>>690674673
>>690674834
>>690674883
>>690675049
>>690675305
>self mutilating filth
na, no thanks
>>690675049
I don't often want to cum on a girl's tits but she is definitely an exception.
>>690675305
Better make it a truck, unless you want to have to fuck her in two trips.
No car would hold her. Because she's fat.
>>690675588
I only cum in women in two circumstances
When they're dead
When they're unconscious drunk
>>690675305
Oh god yes. Turn her around, rip off her clothes, bend her over, and fuck her right there.
>>690675688
Is MEW the most patrician waifu?
>>690675124
>Dumpy fat girl
Damn you virgins really make it obvious huh?
Where my Arya bros at?
>>690675491
Kek look everyone, I found the autist!
>>690676011
Only the photoshopped version.
>>690676011
>Where my Sid the Sloth bros at?
FTFY
>>690676011
So cute
>>690674673
How about just a celeb thread without all the gay circle-jerking stuff?
>>690676011
I would rape her so fucking hard... I want to so bad.
>>690676328
Don't tell someone when or when they can't jerk off.
>>690676271
I see London, I see France...
>>690676328
Would you prefer the trap, cuck or race mixing threads?
>>690676464
I love her
>>690676612
w-who dis?
>>690676444
How would you rape her?
>>690676780
pic related
>>690676760
>>690676351
>>690676123
>>690675401
>>690675193
confess before Christ Ariana, you are a sinful harlot!
>>690676011
They prefer to be called "Faggot-Americans"
I-I-I always w-wish m-my m-mistress Jessica Alba would be s-satisfied w-with j-just h-having m-me in our l-love l-life... B-But she r-refuses because she s-says it w-would b-be better if w-we b-brought in other m-men into our l-love life... I-I know she is a v-very lustful w-woman and h-has h-had m-many other m-men before m-me... She s-says I-I'm nothing in comparison t-to the other m-men she's h-had before in b-both length and girth... She w-wants what she had with them before... So she t-tells me t-to g-go online and f-find other b-big m-men who w-will satisfy h-her great and d-deep n-need...
>>690677349
holy fuck stop
>>690677349
this motherfucker again.....
>>690676760
I wanna eat her perky little ass so bad
>>690676957
She is a dirty, dirty girl
>>690674673
>>690674608
Gee billy, two threads?
>>690677766
Who
>>690678195
How dirty is she anon...
>>690678328
filename, nigga
I wanna fuck her cute ass so hard
>>690678295
More pleasure y'know?
>>690676622
Dub dubs nice
I've liked Anna for so dam long she has a big white ass, post if you got anon
>>690678295
Start with Katy Perry, guaranteed fail thread.
>>690678860
>>690676134
you need to send this to her
>>690678940
>>690678356
look into those eyes, and see just how bad
>>690676351
I bet her butthole tastes like butter pecan
>>690676011
What the fuck is that
>>690678218
Personally don't like that one lol
Her tight body is goid the way it is
>>690678755
I guess that makes sense.
>>690678884
I love all waifu's equally. Except for Sky, because I like her the most.
>>690677349
She s-says I-I don't understand what i-it i-is t-to have a big man inside of her and then n-not have that any m-more... She s-says i-if I-I don't obey h-her and l-look f-for other m-men she w-will leave m-me and l-look f-for other men lovers herself... I-I am terrified of this p-possibility s-so I-I obey h-her and am a-always l-looking online f-for big and available m-men in our area to m-meet h-her f-for a night... So f-far the dozen o-or so m-men I-I h-have provided f-for h-her have worked out v-very w-well... When they finish w-with h-her she is s-so satisfied and relieved she l-lets m-me have m-my w-way with her the rest of the night... I-It's b-become a b-bit of an unfortunate h-habit n-n-now where t-to have h-her completely at m-my c-command I-I have t-to first f-find a large Bull... B-By the t-time the Bull is finished h-her w-will is completely spent so I'm able t-to dominant h-her the rest of the n-night... Thank g-goodness I'm there right after the b-bull is finished o-or I-I fear she would b-be completely open to switching with h-him f-forever... It's l-like the b-bull unlocks something in h-her desire that destroys h-her...
ariana is best
>>690679369
>tight
good*
Also this mofo lucky
>>690679141
She has to look into mine when she blows me, that's the rule
>>690674673
These threads always start out good, and then devolve into underage faggots posting their literally who waifus and Disney channel whores.
>>690678039
She's so underweight her mons looks like a cock
>>690679703
*When she swallows
>>690679812
Her mound looks amazing.
>>690679906
That's if she does...
>>690676134
that would be some easy plastic surgery. fucking huge improvement, amazing.
Wow these celebs not hot and im on amphetamine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozMuy_k4Nrg
Her face here. Gets me hard every time
>>690680090
lol
>>690679688
>pedo swift rubbing against 17 year olds boner
>>690679276
It tastes like shit just like every other butthole you fucking virgin.
>>690680353
Maisie a CUTE
>>690678039
wtf is with that smock she's wearing?
>>690680351
The things id do to be him lol
>>690678884
>this much shit taste
>>690679564
Her butt is so nice
>>690678027
had no idea she was packing that much sweater meat
>>690676760
srsly, this bitch is just an overgrown brat
extremely cute
>>690680351
>pedo
17 isn't a prepubescent child. 17 is legal to bone in most places.
>>690680586
Probably a blister from wearing heels or these shoes here >>690680608
>>690680500
some chicks have buttholes that taste good. they just have to be clean
>>690680743
>that guy
it's a meme, you autistmo
>>690680713
Can you fap to that?
>>690680994
I can fap to anything
>>690680702
Yeah and I'd stick it in her ass
>>690680915
I'm not in middle school, so I'm not into memes.
>>690679518
She literally got completely nude on stage and somehow those pictures don't show up in everyone one of these threads.
>>690680915
do you even know what a meme is?
>>690681137
>is on /b/
you have no ground
>>690680994
>>690681070
anything with Sky, atleast.
>>690679505
I w-will n-never again underestimate the p-power of a large penis t-to s-sway a women's destiny and will-power after seeing h-her reaction to h-having these m-men... It's like she forgets everything and everyone including m-me the one she l-loves and s-stays with after a large man enters h-her... She b-becomes a total slave to it and only s-several h-hours of coaxing from m-my o-ordinary size m-manhood c-can p-pull h-er back to what w-we g-got... I-I n-notice the b-bigger the Bull's penis the l-longer it t-takes for m-me t-to p-pull h-her back... I-I think I-I b-better p-put a c-cap on the size of the Bulls she receive f-from n-now on.... I only hopes she agrees t-to this because she's s-such a size queen... I-I-I w-will explain that I-I don't w-want to lose h-her...
>>690680045
>post yfw you will never pound that mound
50.27.0.93:::4321
I'm posting a Teamspeak IP in your thread. What are you gonna do about it?
>>690681460
Doing it now boi?
>>690681336
17 year old/pedo is one of the oldest chan memes, bruv. I rememeber starting it when 4chan was started in 1997
>>690681556
All I can do is imagine
>>690679518
Wow, her ass is huge
>you will never kiss TayTay's beautiful toes
>>690681635
> Taylor
>>690681556
Life is suffering.
>>690681591
Maybe.
>>690682176
Fapping makes you forgetful :)
>>690682176
forgot sky
>>690682462
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
I can't help it
>>690682780
Tell me what you're thinking of
>>690682780
I want her to turn my dick blue
>>690681474
I-I f-feel t-trapped in this cycle o-of h-her c-craving other m-men and n-needing them to g-get off and m-me trying to satisfy her and pull her b-b-back afterwards... if she e-ever f-finds a bull that d-decides t-to k-keep h-her I-I f-feel I-I will be powerless to stop h-h-him because she has no will power t-to resist B-Bulls any l-longer... We b-both are t-turning into such slaves t-to these b-bulls...
>>690679141
spooky as fuck
>>690682913
I didn't know she had a kid.
>>690678195
best argument I've seen against building the wall
>>690681826
I know man... I know
>>690683668
Her parents are from Sicily, not mexico
>>690683660
Yep. Kid is like 4 years old now.
>>690683892
>>690681826
>taylor legs/feet
wew lads
>>690676698
Source??
>>690684084
>>690684220
heaven
>>690674673
I will never understand peoples obsession with "celebrities"
For example, say if George Clooney set up a live televised globaly press conference and plucked out two of his chest hairs and said he would post them to the first viewer who turned around and murdered a member of their own family, Thousands would perish, theirs a fact for you
>>690683807
so she spagehtti mexican
>>690684084
The best ever right
>>690684417
More Arab than anything really
>>690682973
Sky's tounge
Around my cock
>>690683056
exactly
>>690684788
Licking up the precum?
>>690684556
No ass and no tits. So you're basically fucking a dude with long legs.
>>690684946
>>690685137
blue toes giving me blueballs
Ice cream?
>>690674673
Damn had no idea she was such a nice little thick slampig.
>>690680045
Is that a giant in the background??
>>690684084
She has a nice neck too
>>690684961
absolutely
>>690676011
here amigo
>>690686356
What does it feel like?
>>690686459
You the anon that wanted her in that outfit?
>>690686500
fuckin hot
>>690687006
she isn't fat like this girl
>>690675968
He's not incorrect.
>>690676011
I dont know why...
But I want to fuck like mad.
>>690685621
disgusting
>>690676134
Wow..thats totally fixable too.
Like really simple nose job that would cost next to nothing for her, and a trip to her local asian run eyebrow salon.
Easy upgrade from 4/10 to at least a high 8.
Shes got a pretty cute body as it is.
>>690687277
how?
>>690686562
like heaven
>>690681800
more trevor pls
>>690687662
Idk nice body i guess.
She just does it for me. Shes like that cool neighbor girl a few houses down that isnt like super hot but cute enough to dick down a few times.
>>690687767
She gets me harder, faster than any other female ive ever known about.
>>690688102
i meant how do you wanna fuck her
>>690684417
Anon, please be considerate of other's nationalities.
>Its pizzanigger
>>690688606
Cum already?
>>690689016
yes, way too much
I wish Sky was here to clean it up
Oh well
>>690689289
No such thing as too much
>>690688520
With my penis in and out of her vagina until climax.
Preferably on a mattress, couch, futon, in my truck, or possibly in a dumpster behind Red Lobster.
>>690676134
goes from a shit/10 to fucking top qt
amazing
>>690688544
Thank you, based anonymous poster.
>>690689289
good. let me help you with that.
I have gauze and french onion dip
>>690689589
What's the french onion dip for?
>>690689765
like in fight club
>>690689765
In case you get thirsty.
>>690689765
you should be more concerned about what the gauze is for
>>690689765
MURDERING YOU, KYLE
>>690680523
Who is that
>>690690211
bai ling
>>690689819
I watched fight club, I don't remember that
I feel like a goof now
>>690690365
I'm not the same anon but there is a part in the book where they eat some of Marla's mother in french onion dip
>>690677766
Yesss more
>>690691051
I'll post more if you contribute a good picture
>>690687438
>Implying you have standards
>>690680500
Holy fuck haven't kek'd this hard in a long this
>>690680045
>>690686029
what the fuck??
>>690691519
I will on a new thread
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