guys im having a baby trips gets to name it nothing too obscene, im freaking out a bit any parent fags got advice?
>>690645459
Jerry
>>690645459
Pepinot.
shameless self bump
>>690645459
mick/sarah
>>690645459
Muhammad
>>690645653
Roll
>>690645459
Pepinot
Bulldog
>>690645806
roll
>>690645622
reroll
>>690645459
Victoria/Alex
Plank.
Caster Troy
omegle
i am not going to name him fucking reroll okay?>>690645952
>>690645984
Pepperino
>>690645653
rollerino
>>690645459
Moon Unit, no worries dawg, just dont be abusive in any way
I was going to have a son, but my wife couldn't get pregnant. When she left me for another guy, I kind of gave up on relationships and ever starting another family. Really don't want to share a child with someone who can just walk away.
So name him David. That's everyone's name around here, and it was the name I was going to give a son. At least then I can say I named a kid.
But if it's a girl, name it Shaquanda.
>>690645459
Alex/vivian
Quelch
dat webm is very cute, in an obviously weird way
>>690645653
rolololo
Clyde
Donald
>>690646215
Mohammad, then
omegle
:)
>>690645459
Chalupa Batman
Gheyphrawg
Adolf
Jebediah.
>>690646334
So close.
One more roll for clyde
Danny/Alex
jamal
Hussein Al-Hawamai
>>690645459
Cuntvilla if a girl.
Dick Kong if a boy.
Chad
Von
It means Hope in old norse.
>>690645459
Dipper
Júan
>>690645459
Ashia if it's a girl
hitler did nothing wrong
>>690646533
Win
>>690646247
damn man, i will put david on the list for you. if its a girl im going to make my wife name her, but it sure aint gonna be a nigger name
adolf
Bob
Please name it avocado
Vladmir
Monty
>>690645459
Cyryl
>>690646616
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>>690646616
trips aint dubs you summer fug
>>690645459
As a parent my advice would be don't fucking back down ever. If you tell your kid you're going to do something - you better fucking do it. Kids are natural boundary pushers. If you don't show them where the line is and pull their ass up when they hit it then you're gonna have a bad time.
Seriously it's gonna suck for a while but stick to your guns man. What's a week of pain compared to years of a cunt kids? I'm not talking about flogging them whenever they do something wrong either just pull them up when they go over the line.
keith if black tyrone if white
>>690646680
rrrrroll
Milo
>>690645459
id fuckin kill that pussy
Lucifer
Lipstick
Ferris
>>690645653
Nice content! Fellow bump.
>>690645459
Adolf Munchler
Trip, like that facade game
>>690646770
>>690645459
any1 got sauce?
fartboy
or alternatively
fartgirl
Pinochet
>>690645459
Zoakie
Chad if white
Tyrone if its your wifes son
>>690645459
Pepe
swaglord69
>>690645459
Name: Destiny Dixon
>>690646642
>damn man, i will put David on the list for you
Well that's more than I expected. Thanks
And I was joking about the nigger.
Captain Underpants
Boy=gaylord
Girl=butch
>>690645653
Does it trigger anyone else that the 69 position is under 66?
>>690646910
roll
Geralt.
Cancer
>>690646877
winwar
Kakarot
Goober
>>690645459
Chris P. Bacon
La-A (that dash don't be silent)
Bonquiqui Deltrondreece
Mohammad Falafel Kaboom
>>690646738
yeah i thought that exactly, i cant stand the thought of having a fat/cuck kid who is going to be m'ladying his way to NEETness
>>690646910
Reroll, you'll always be able to introduce him as your son Pepe, the rarest Pepe of them all.
Cory / Corina
>>690646815
wolll
sarah/james
>>690645459
fem - Ava
male - Dudley
If you're the daddio, no need to fret... just ignore the baby until it is old enough to start tossing a football around in the yard. The younger years are the ladies responsibility
>>690647111
meme
>>690645459
Broomhilda
Reijo if it's a lil' guy
Claret if it's a gallie
>>690645459
It's fine, man. I'm one month into having my first kid. It's been great. It's a pain in the ass when she cries a lot and you have no idea what to do to help her, but as long as mommy's tits are nearby, you're golden. "Train" your baby to sleep longest at night by not letting him/her sleep a lot during the day (i.e. wake its ass up if it's sleeping for more than 2 or 3 hours.) Buy those baby swaddle velcro suits, they're magic. You can probably still do most of the shit you would normally do without a kid, just in less intense sessions. If you played 8 hours of vidya in one sitting, you might have to go casual mode and break it up into shorter sessions. Take longer shits for personal time (that's what I'm doing now). Have fun, man, it's awesome.
Boy: Omar
Girl: Hillary
>>690646985
It didn't until you brought it to my attention. THANKS.
God
>>690645459
Lil Miss carriage
>>690646985
yeah pisses me off, 66 is my go to number, and it is bloody 69... i am not a fan of the 69 position... and 69 is not 69... fucking hell
>>690645459
Accident
Goku pls
Wolfgang
Newfag. Call him Newfag.
Travon
>>690646738
>kids will call your every bluff
This man speaks truth. And everytime they catch you bluffing, you lose power in their eyes.
Rolling for Tailor
>>690647161
selling out much?
Pingu
>>690645459
Alladin
>>690645459
jake the snake
first name jake
middle names the and snake
Goblinlord
Baby McBabyface
>>690645653
Roll
>>690645459
OK, now THAT'S GREAT PORN!!!!!!!!
Niggins Noggins *whatever your last name is*
Keksimus
Dawg
>>690646958
no problem /b/ro i am ripping my anus for this kid to happen even if nobody knows im doing it, i would rather have put some meaning into his life even if he is a cunt just by naming him right
>>690646854
rolling
Name him Cosby
>>690645459
Boy: Faggot
Girl: Faguette
shitfeast420
du,m
>>690647210
Pussanne/Asstone
obama
>>690647402
rollerino
Manlytears
Chad
>>690646854
rawl
Jorah
Alexander
If girl, Isabelle
>>690645459
Dave.
And make sure the jew-ass doctor doesn't circumcise him, they might try to pull a fast one and hand a consent form to the mother when she's still delirious from pain.
>>690646854
this
>>690647256
Roll
Leandoer
Hunter
Gustavus Maximillian
William/wendy.
Your life is forever changed and more difficult but once that kid smiles and hugs you you forget all the bad.
>>690645459
NightSnakeSN1P3R665
>>690646854
rolls royce
Seven
first name Cyka
Last Name Blyat
Courage Wolf
Derp. If girl: Derpina.
>>690647283
well i will beat the shit out of them then as long as they are decent people
James
Goy Darude
Silvio
>>690646854
rolins
Nigel
Iker
Memelord
>>690646616
Lurk more faggot.
>>690647382
roll for jake the snake
>>690647799
>>690647800
Consecutive posts
Consecutive dubbs
goyim
>>690647778
how sweet... too bad no trips
rolling for Digger Nick, check em
>>690646854
roll69
Christian
Guilherme/marina
Clitoris.
>>690646815
Roll
>>690645459
Male: Barrow
Female : Gia
Giorno giovanna
Bruce
Franklin Anthony Rutherford Toledo
>>690646854
stone
Lillian/Linus
>>690645653
ayy rollin
Brotherman Bill
Lilly
>>690645459
Xavier
>>690648055
win
Patrick Bateman
CHECK EM
Asshat Jones
>>690648031
Rollin
influensa
Zakk Wylde
>>690648065
Roll
Maurizio
>>690645653
Rule
>>690646854
wraling's
Ahmed
Male: Craxi
Female: Cazza
Chad for boy
Stacey for girl
>>690645459
Eugene
>>690648159
Roll
Thongdude
Male: Raymond
Female: Lilly
Uncle
>>690648198
RILL
>>690645459
Amina Koy
>>690648065
Rolllol
Tyrone
Axolotl
>>690648222
Winrar
>>690648222
HoLY SHIT I WON
>>690648232
I tri
>>690648222
ding ding ding
>>690648222
CHECKED
>>690646750
roll
>>690645653
rollerino
Rolling with images now.
>Donald
>>690648065
Rolll
>>690645459
Barack Hussein
>>690648222
Winrar!!!
>>690645653
rolling
pork brosnan
>>690648222
Winner
I was hoping we could name his son Caitlyn
>>690645459
boy: Misty
girl: Brock
>>690646738
Truth! Don't try to pass any checks your ass can't cash. Don't tell a kid "if you do x then I will do y" unless you really mean it. Don't be cute, give them honest and thoughtful consequences with respect to their actions. And enjoy the first couple years, man; it sucks when they start actually walking and talking and you have to watch what you say and what you do, so enjoy the time you have with them when you can put them in a bouncy seat and bounce them while you watch dat grown-up tv shit
>>690645459
roll
>>690648222
boring as fuck good job
>>690645459
Bradley incase u hate Eugene
Дмитри Менделев
>>690648222
HOLY SHIT THIS GUY WON
NICE TRIPS THOU YO
>>690648222
Winner winner chicken dinner
>>690645459
>any parent fags got advice?
I have a 12 month old boy.
Say goodbye to your free time.
>>690648222
ALL HAIL EUGENE
Anton-Yelchin/Antoinette-Yelchin
>>690645653
busdfik
Girl: Alice
Boy: Linus
>>690648463
I purposely made it as shitty as possible without being over the top
>>690645459
Randy/Candy
Also your webm should be called "A tale of two pussies."
>>690645459
https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/first-pioneers-feat-infuhmus
![the-walking-dead-dr-porter_612x816[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sfYFGzd.jpg "the-walking-dead-dr-porter_612x816[1].jpg")
>>690648222
>>690648222
,well he will be stuck with a faggot name now. Will delivar in 7 months.
>>690648642
Hi dad, I'm a scientist trust me.
Moot
>>690645653
Rollerino
>>690648653
Birth certificate when it happened boi
>>690645459
Osmund Kettleblack
>>690647658
This. My wife's friend had a baby. Within ten minutes of the baby being out, she's still out of it from the pain and the meds, plus they had to sedate her since she was freaking out (c section), they hand her the form and tell her she has to sign it, and off the tip of that baby's dick came. when we visited her I flat out told her what she allowed to happen, and I carefully explained that while not always, circumcision can cause many issues and even ruin a penis. She started crying and is still feeling guilty. Not like it matters. For the love of allah, be there so you can shoot down any and all paperwork till she's recovered a bit. Don't give a shit what the nurses say, the paperwork can either be done by you or fucking wait.
>>690648827
i will i will, just god damn you faggots picked a faggot name, what esle could i expect from faggots
>>690645653
Rerawl
>>690645653
rolling to get my dick wet
max powers for boy
girl: george
>>690645459
Ambrose
Samantha if girl, Rowley if boy
The baby will kill itself when he gets 7 years old with no doubt
>>690648991
Make a throwaway account on some image upload site and tell us it
male: winrar
female:wincest
>>690647029
Roll
>>690649168
whacha mean?
>>690649147
Is Samantha a bad name? My 4 year old daughter is named Samantha.
>>690649069
double 69, nearly tripple must count for something
>>690645459
Chalupa Batman
>>690649356
Make a imgur account and tell us it so you can upload birth certificate to it
>>690649516
re-roll
>>690648610
Mmmmmmmmmm who is that?
>>690649540
ill make one tomorrow, gonna name it pinutbutteravioli
>>690649700
Boy don't tell us some fags gunna snipe it now
>>690645459
Ernesto
its actually pretty fun. Just keep your baby momma happy and no matter what always see your child. there like drunk mini versons of you.
rollin kurt for boy and roxy for girl
>>690648222
eugene's the name
>>690649858
thats why ill make it later
