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Doesn't it hurt when they take part of the brain out?
>>690631739
Holy hell is that a kidney stone??
>>690630785
That is my fetish
>>690632047
eat good pupper
>>690631916
U spooked me
>>690630785
that's hot
>>690631535
Wtf is that really?
>>690632656
gauze, doofus
>>690631739
>>690632209
Someone explain these pls.
>>690631739
Kidney stone? More like a kidney boulder :O
>>690631739
that looks like a fucking potato
>>690632884
Before anyone comments, this is fake.
>>690630939
i have a foot fetish but this is just repulsive
>>690632718
'gauze' don't know the word
>>690632062
Holy shot real story I want to look it up
>>690632301
Fake and gay
>>690632721
I didn't know this was a porn webm thread?
>>690632062
Pretty sure Roger Ebert had throat cancer and not a fire cracker accident happen to him
>>690632301
Thats a hernia
>>690633130
the sport of kings
>>690631389
Welp, time to euthanize the homeless population.
>>690633172
Seriously, why do they search ass first and then pussy? That's really unhygienic.
>>690630785
more like this
k thx
>>690633644
What in the actual?
>>690631426
Wtf was that
post that one that there's a guy trying to rape, in a fight inside a store, please
>>690631889
>>690632758
>>690632768
yes kidney stone. its a dog too btw
>>690633644
I'd still do her
>>690630785
> non-porn
> literaly fapped to first webm
fuck...
>>690632047
flying doggo best doggo
>>690631916
I said get that camera out my face bitch
>>690632385
wat
>>690632047
dog eating berries...
bat eating grapes...
the fuck?
>>690634359
that coordination
>>690632385
where the fuck are mulder and scully?
>>690630785
Holy shit... Is that Gene Simmons daughter?
Better with sound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyqwJsGJSIY
>>690634803
Holy shit - you could win that fight just by standing still...
>>690633491
Ping Pong?
>>690634106
hells yea, she just stays exra lubbed.
>>690633644
Imagine how she'd look after taking a shot in the mouth.
>>690632385
MOAR LIKE THIS! Now! This is proof aliens exist people!
>>690634091
how did she even get in there?
>>690631389
It says NON-porn webms, fucker
>>690633166
Roger Ebert?
>>690636251
I know the guy who beat the shit out of that guy. His name is Preston Curnett
>>690636079
Butter. Never seen the episode of South Park with Rob Reiner?
>>690636430
>I know the guy who beat the shit out of that guy. His name is Preston Curnett
Then tell Preston from me he is a sucker punching nigger. If he wants to discuss it tell him to buy ticket to Köln/Bonn airport, I'll wait for him there.
>>690632884
wtf hammer samurai out of fuckingnowhere
>>690633440
Not pussy riot, they're called rockbitch
>>690636766
Fucked her nose sideways lol
>>690636766
I'm sure this net thug will deliver.
>>690633644
Sauce?
>>690636766
komm Wuppertal bhf du hurensohn
>>690632385
Wtf
post the guy trying to rape a guy in a store and the victim ended stabbed
>>690632535
Pretty sure that's hot water - not acid. I don't know many cafeterias that have acid on tap.
>>690634338
Ok I'll bite, why is it beating if it's an hernia then? Huh? Check mate buddy
>>690632721
Jesus, how does this even happen? And why can't they just flush them all out with water or something?
>>690638547
2spooky4me
>>690631889
No, it's a bladder stone.
>>690638547
Sheever eat noddles
>>690634657
>690634657
Are you fucking blind? It's obviously a fucking giraffe
>>690633440
Uh that isn't Pussy Riot. It's Rock Bitch. Talentless hacks who use this gimmicky porn shit to compensate for their lack of musical ability.
>>690638995
*dick
>>690639153
Racism hit again.
>>690631535
Jim Lahey
>>690639153
Can I get me some amberlamps, please?
>>690634091
Maybe it's time for them to stop buying those 12-packs of soda.
>>690633130
weee ufc has caught on thx to the great tv marketing of ufc weee
i train in mma now wee > white amateurs
>>690632884
>"Don't chew seeds on the train in the future"
Holy shit that cracked me up.
>>690634359
Someone show this to George Lucas. He has forgotten the magic of practical effects.
>>690638547
story?
>>690635131
What kind of creature was that?
>>690632209
that's worms in the intestine, everyone has,take vermifuge
>>690634797
all those red sons a bitches.
>>690640099
slenderman
>>690640214
Obviously a monkey.
>>690640099
didn't turn off stream
>>690640214
They are called "asians".
>>690632047
That's a bat, not a dog.
>>690640636
>filename
kek
wut
>>690633130
And this is why MMA will never be better then boxing (spectating wise)
>>690633999
Nothing, that video is fake as fuck, why would that side of the crib just be wide open? It's stupid fake.
>>690639552
This should be a good warning to what they do to pedos in prison.
>>690632209
mom's spaghetti
>>690631739
a gallstone, can get huge
>>690638084
When the cat lands on its feet and immediately starts closing the distance again... Christ... What a fucking animal.
>>690639318
I assume you are just ironically shitposting, because that nigger was pestering the oldman the whole video and then walked up and punched him causing the old vet to snap
>>690634657
Fucking summer
>>690635865
Fucking Teletubby
>>690641351
Oh have you been to prison?
>>690633687
Because it's a stupid careless pig that does not know how to shit right.
>>690641977
>have been in prisons
>not a prisoner
>>690636527
fuck 12
>>690632209
dude that's a lot of spaghetti
>>690630785
>non porn
>>690630785
that's fucking disgusting
>>690634340
Pussy hit her with a chair? The fuck is wrong with people these days?
Adorable.
>>690631426
3spooky5me
>>690632535
acid wouldnt react that fast unless it was highly concentrated and very acidic
>>690642051
that beer save though
>>690639552
two on one and they still couldnt knock the dude out?
>>690632535
i like how the guy takes the bucket away from her and smacks her with it, like he's saying 'what'd you do ya dingus'
>>690632385
Proven fake, was ad for tv show
>>690637560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ZxOVWsECc
>>690636251
Probably called him fatass.
>>690635756
IM FUCKING GOOD CODY
>>690635372
Do The Mario!
>>690636527
Wow, typical fucking pig.
>>690642901
>Pussy hit her with a chair?
your comment is too fucking stupid to be bait, and since it's not bait, it only means you're an ignorant faggot who can't be bothered to double check a video:
the bitch was drunk, pulls out a bottle, threatens him with it, he pushes back with a chair, she sits on a lawnchair, is tossed out of his property, and still runs her mouth...
https://youtu.be/WRCG_bxBQvY
fuck you're a retard
>>690633172
i hope she changed gloves.
>>690637135
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm sweet
>>690640844
read the filename doofus
>>690638696
that other little kid does karate
>>690633130
This is a type of fighting in the UFC, it's called the "That's muh sister" fight
>>690637615
I don't know the story but I'm sad they took his broom. Not his fault he is a shrimpling. Kinda hoping the little guy was a total dick to them somehow so that this is justified
>>690637854
attack of the clones
>>690640029
Im going to wash my dick until it hurts
>>690633644
imagine
>talking to her
>not knowing about her condition
>she's hot af
>starts literally drooling over you
>maximally erect
When you dump a privileged white boi into indigineous territory.
>>690645505
koksal baba is his name
>>690641620
amazing how much damage a little creature like that can do eh. Definitely shows that it did in fact descend from an apex predator
>>690645840
hahaha they are going for the wepon pile
>>690643828
At least I know how to use grammar and punctuation. You butcher the English language. You literal retard, you're everything that's wrong with the world. Please kill yourself faggot.
>>690632535
cold water
>>690646109
>At least I know how to use grammar and punctuation
time to pull out my old self-pasta:
Kill myself?
Whenever some faggot like you tells me
to kill myself,
I realize that:
Even if I lost my job
If the traffic lights are all red
And my wallet is stolen,
I did God’s job of trolling some loser so badly,
That he asked,
no, BEGGED, me
to stop his pain
.
I hope you live for 100 years,
And I for 100 plus one night,
so you’ll be tortured knowing I exist,
and it makes you cry.
>>690645840
What a worthless bitch.
>>690646109
Yes, but his point stands (that you're too intellectually lazy to make time to actually look into the background of a video and hastily pass an idiotic judgment), run-on sentences and all.
>>690640214
niggers
>>690638547
holy shit
>>690646109
>you're everything that's wrong with the world
>cuck detected
>>690635865
>nigga, did you just...
>>690646410
>time to pull out my old self-pasta
Literally this autistic.
>>690646410
lmao what the fuck is that
>>690646808
did he dieded?
>>690633887
real nigga shit
>>690647017
>lmao what the fuck is that
are you that fucking illiterate, you're what's wrong with the world!
>>690646861
You wish faggot.
>>690641125
hey wait a second...
This is a christian board. Please, remove your smut.
>>690630939
This woman is a GNU/Linux developer.
>>690647172
Fucking autistic.
>>690646455
i've just cried of laughing
>>690636251
>Preston Curnett
>Here Porky Balboa is with his girlfriend.
>>690638958
fucking monkeys starting fights like that
>>690647292
>You wish faggot.
did i touch a nerve cuckold faggot?
>>690647363
>Fucking autistic.
stay mad faggot
>>690638547
Did she just snort a bunch of lines of coke or some shit?
>>690647506
No, you just can't punctuate worth a fuck you useless faggot. Aren't you a little young to be here?
>>690647552
Stay autistic faggot.
>>690646855
is this a stupid meme? there is litterally nothing happening
>>690639552
Story?
>>690631669
Goddam, I felt relaxed at the end of that.
>>690647755
settle down fag, and learn to pay attention to videos before running your mouth like a real retard
>>690631535
i bet the relief was incredible
>>690647924
Literally buttfucking autistic.
>>690647776
THere's one with audio in gif, sounds like she's sucking something, not saying it's dick but she's definitely slurping on something.
>>690646808
HE DEAD OR WHAT?
>>690632385
Fake. This is from the Repo Man remake.
>>690642406
>Dude gets hit
Haha thats funny!
>Dude gets hit again
Hahaha oh thats so funny!
>Dude finally hits back
OMG no! That is so wrong. How could you do something so terrible?
Can someone explain why this happens all the time?
>>690631389
Have seen monkeys in the fuckin zoo doing that.
>>690642262
HAHAHAHA the one in grey fights like a bitch
>>690648182
Noodles, asspie
>>690647690
>you just can't punctuate worth a fuck
HA ha ha ha ha!
please enthrall us with your so-called superior grammar and punctuation skills and how any language on earth apparently "needs" such adherence to a written code, rather than understanding that spoken language has always determined the direction of written language. but please, entertain us with your own pseudointellectual babble
posting my collection
>>690648344
Fuck off, nobody gives a shit. Take a look at your life, you're arguing on the internet with some other fucking autist you'll never meet about grammar and spelling mistakes that don't even make his post any harder to understand than if he had used perfect English. Nobody cares about what you have to say and you are such an insignificant shit that you may as well end your life at this point. Think about it.
>>690648333
I bob my head up and down and lick the strands when I eat noodle too.
>>690648128
ha ha ha! keep ignoring your own shitty laziness (hurr durr, i won't click google for 1 second to learn that a video isn't about some bitch being slapped, but some drunk trespassing bitch attacking others).
keep entertaining us with your faggotry,
come on, make another autistic claim, they're fun!
>>690648666
You think she just sucks on a dildo she has stapled to her desk all the time? The fuck else would it be but some kind of soup?
>>690648639
>end your life at this point
Kill myself?
Whenever some faggot like you tells me
to kill myself,
I realize that:
Even if I lost my job
If the traffic lights are all red
And my wallet is stolen,
I did God’s job of trolling some loser so badly,
That he asked,
no, BEGGED, me
to stop his pain
.
I hope you live for 100 years,
And I for 100 plus one night,
so you’ll be tortured knowing I exist,
and it makes you cry.
>>690648344
Another fucking autistic pleb. Please kill yourself faggot.
>>690630785
By the nine!
>>690648412
what is the third thing she does?
>>690648815
>kill yourself
Kill myself?
Whenever some faggot like you tells me
to kill myself,
I realize that:
Even if I lost my job
If the traffic lights are all red
And my wallet is stolen,
I did God’s job of trolling some loser so badly,
That he asked,
no, BEGGED, me
to stop his pain
.
I hope you live for 100 years,
And I for 100 plus one night,
so you’ll be tortured knowing I exist,
and it makes you cry.
>>690648899
WHATTHEFUCKISTHAT
>>690648939
A dab
>>690638547
Its ASMR. She is making mouth sounds into a microphone.
>>690648685
Autistic story pleb. Please go on about you grammar.
>>690648982
You already used that one, do you not having anything else saved?
>>690648359
Does anyone have the one where the cat falls off of a building, then gets up and runs away?
>>690634338
What a shame
She's pretty hot
>>690635865
Reminds me of "Delicatessen"
>>690648182
wow, how fucking interesting.
>>690646030
kek
>>690649309
>You already used that one, do you not having anything else saved?
no need to waste more than a few seconds on pathetic "kill yourself" non-retorts, so i never bothered cooking anything else. I DO have some good comebacks to faggots who are too lazy to actually know what's going on in a video!
>>690649095
how does she smoke it without heating it first?
>>690649194
>>690648182
>>690647776
>>690646855
>>690638547
It's a dick shaped noodle there >>8759370
>>690647786
He told them all to convert to Islam otherwise he would kill them all, it was in the new a while back.
>>690649225
>Autistic story pleb. Please go on about you grammar.
settle down fag, you reversed the roles. It was other faggots complaining about grammar, which was hilarious since there was no grammar faux-pas committed, but I digress.
don't be so butthurt ;)
>>690649568
>I DO have some good comebacks to faggots who are too lazy to actually know what's going on in a video!
Well, lets hear them already! You lazy faggot.
>>690649761
Don't talk to me like you're my friend you cuck.
>>690649806
I'd venture a guess that you don't go around telling people to fuck their mothers when you don't have a screen to hide behind, or that if you do the majority of people let it go because you're fifteen years old. If everything you've said is true, you might be an intelligent individual. If you think that grants you worth, or makes your opinion valuable to anybody but you, you're wrong.
Being fifteen means you've never had to take care of yourself. You've presumably never known the fear, loneliness, and pain of addiction. I sincerely hope that you never do. Everything in your life right now, you can afford to take for granted, because you don't actually have to work for anything. It's handed to you. So here you go, attempting to prove how smart you are, to a stranger on the internet, because suddenly just being you isn't enough to impress.
While I could do a point-by-point analysis of why your self-aggrandizing diatribe is meaningless to everyone but you, it would essentially feed your ego further to dissect your message, which was the whole purpose of writing it out in the first place. Your IQ proves nothing. Your bronyism proves less than that. Your self-reported physics knowledge is likely bullshit, but also useless in forming human relationships.
Being a dick on the internet is easy. Actually being thoughtful, considering other people before you say things, and being willing to admit wrongdoing or at least try to examine a perspective besides your own, that's a task. But you can get away with just being a dick, and it feeds your sense of superiority (which clearly you possess, by the nature of your defense), because you can't defeat irrational insults with rational responses. So what do I think of you? Again, if what you said is true, you're an intelligent person, sure.
>>690650161
did not read lol
>>690649982
>being this autistic
settle down faggot, your faggoty attempts at autism fail, now suck my dick like a good friend since it seems you conflate faggotry with friendship
>>690640636
so thats the gorilla warfare the navy SEAL guy always talks about. Respect.
>>690650138
So long gay bowser
>>690650330
But I think your casual willingness to be mean-spirited to people you don't know, who are gathering in a virtual space to discuss things that are important to them, outweighs whatever intelligence you have and makes you an unpleasant person to interact with. It would do you well to consider others, and also entertain the notion that you are not better than other people.
Complaining that you are downvoted when your "advice" (the pedestal you built for yourself) is irrelevant to the thread you comment in, then being an outright asshole when someone explains that downvote -which didn't need to be explained at all- is confrontational at best, but in reality it's just dickishness. Which no one can prevent. But it's not something people have to put up with either.
I feel like I've just wasted my time, because I think you are more interested in defending yourself than examining and discussing.
>>690650138
kek
>>690650330
>can't read
Fixed that for ya.
>>690650138
ITS THE AFRICAN ANT MATING RITUAL
>>690642901
>being this fucking retarded
>>690634091
bump
>>690648982
IM RUBBER UR GLUE HAHAHA
>>690638958
haha the fucking chimps video taping it for some worldstarhiphop fame then getting rekt
I bet they started calling the cops and dindu nuthin the second he got fucked up
>>690642262
All those urinals right there and nobody's head ever makes contact?
>>690631916
Your filename is why I have trust issues,
>>690642921
why do asians use ridiculously small furniture and sleep on the floor?
>>690651067
It's 12 posts from heaven anyway, so don't bother.
/b/ definitely needs a function to automatically kill audio in webms if it doesn't want it.
>>690649568
are you like this IRL? 'cos if you are I know why you are so desperately lonely
>>690633644
imagine the blowjobs
>>690641307
>>690633999
panther
>>690630939
My brother in law does this!
>he's a complete nut job
>>690649823
Well, at least she's cute.
>>690632062
dont smoke cigs
>>690647659
fuck i wish people actually died of this way ill fucken be killing everyone i walk by
>>690653009
The 70s version of The Flash really sucked.
>>690632062
thats roger ebert, he was a huge movie critic in the 90s, he jaw cancer, removed bottom jaw.
