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G/fur

https://discord.gg/014sTDQl096H6SGWk
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>>690626690
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Fuck
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Thread dead so quickly.
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>>690627663
no i saved it
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>>690627812
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>>690627755
>pickachu
shit taste
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Everyone's so quiet
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>>690628784
They're all in here >>690625025
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>>690626495
>G/Fur
>Posts H/Fur
okay
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>>690629184
Ya, but a/fur sucks
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So i'm not alone in this thread.
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>>690629695
Not anymore no
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here to save the day
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>>690629905
Hi friend, how are you?
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>>690629970
Hi again.
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>>690630242
hey friendo, whats up
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>>690630052
Just fine, you?
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>>690630347
Not much, just posting porn and watching the discord.

>>690630515
See above. Also, nice ass.
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>>690630839
I didn't know we had a discord
I mean I'd probably never speak in it, but nonetheless
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>>690631377
It's mostly a circlejerk of people saying 'I'm horny, asl?' so you're not missing a whole hell of a lot.
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>>690631595
Accurate
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>>690630839
I'm all about dat ass
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>>690631595
>>690631717
but you get to know people
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>>690631595
>>690631717
sounds like a real swell place

>>690631941
you get to know people on here
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>>690631903
Me too. Ass pushes my buttons.
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>>690631903
Let's face it, who isn't?
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anybody from germany here?
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What about some slutty horsies?
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>>690632154
Mine too
>>690632254
Fucking tru
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>>690632112
I prefer the conversations on here, can actually talk about stuff other than sex.

>>690632556
As in horses getting fucked?
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>>690632556
Are zebras ok?
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>>690632882
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>>690632618
Even bottoms admire butts.
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>>690632882
>>690632861
Yes and yes
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Ultimately the jews are behind this.
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>>690633450
I'll see what I got.
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The jews are behind you, faggot
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>>690632861
Whatchu wanna talk about then?
>>690633280
So true
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heh

faggot
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I love the jews but not like that.
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>>690632861
Yeah, it's nice

>>690633574
what are they behind
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avery are you dating luna

>>690633828
YOU know
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>>690633745
Stuff and things.

>>690633828
You feel any better today?
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yeah
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Man, finding pics of horses getting fucked is hard.
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the discord link expired
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When did that happen?
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>>690633280
Yes they do~
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>>690634119
Here's a challenge. Find a horse getting fucked by a non-horse
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Why won't this fucking webcomic update I need more faces reeeeeeeeee
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>>690634120
Maybe it works: https://discordapp.com/channels/193112665898483713/193112665898483713
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roundabouts december 2014
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>>690632507
jop
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>>690634297
this doesnt work
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Why in creation did she randomly start whinging at me about how lonely she is a few weeks ago then
did you break her heart you MONSTER
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>>690633986
I just looked behind me and theres nothing there

>>690633993
I went out and did some sparring today, which helped and I'm feeling pretty good atm, loving the blade runner soundtrack too.

I'm still neurotic as fuck but right now I'm feeling nice
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I get lonely all the time, it's not like they're glued at the hip
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>>690634678
Jews are very swift. They're ALWAYS behind you. Even when you turn.
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she does that to me too

hers is a physical loneliness
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>>690634678
sparring? What sport?
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I just find this generally confusing. I feel like you've gone through several relationships in the intervening time.

>>690634753
I don't know this feeling. I get lonely like once every six months.
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>>690634232
Boom

>>690634547
Ya, I don't really know how to work Discord. Sorry, give me a sec.

>>690634678
What martial art you practice?
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>>690634678
It's you again, hello
Here's a "dank pic" I took yesterday
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>>690634526
komm in discord rein
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The best martial art is gun.
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>>690635010
My god. You did it
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if by relationships you mean flirting with people on the internet yes

nothing else that would be called an actual real relationship though

and she can be a confusing person
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>>690635137
My folder is quite large. I was getting worried actually, had to go like halfway through my folder to find that one.
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Yeah no kidding. Also she wanted to see my butt. CONTROL YOUR WOMAN.
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>>690635462
THAT'S FUCKING ADORABLE
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>>690634526
>>690634526
kooommmm

https://discord.gg/014sTDQl096GaYlZR
https://discord.gg/014sTDQl096GaYlZR
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>>690635551
calvin is quite adorable yes
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>>690634773
i'll make a trail of pennies to a box and a stick on a string

>>690634906
>>690635010
Hung Ga, tiger-crane derivative of Kung Fu


>>690635041
hey
that's a nice scene, shame the picture quality itsn't all that great. where is that?
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>>690635462
freklz is more likely to be the one being controlled
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>>690635701
They have goyim slaves to pick them up surreptitiously. You'll catch a random white dude and he won't say anything, the trail will be lost.

>>690635795
Ok I KNOW that but I'm trying to fix him.
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>>690635091
Bin ich
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>>690635701
Ft. Lauderdale
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she's a grown woman, she can see your butt if she wants to
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>>690635946
Yay fursuit pics.
Got any more?
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>>690635685
Cats are fucking awesome, I want a cat to cuddle goddamnit.

>>690635701
Nice, never actually hear of it. Is it a grappling, kicking, or mixed style?
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>>690635987
the rest of us have already seen his dick anyway
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I will repeat myself once more: control your woman, for god's sake. Also go fuck her.

Do you know car seat headrest?

>>690636145
Cats are tiny meme balls.
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>>690636172
that shit is 4 years old now, good lord how time flies
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>>690636218
And that's a problem why...?
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>>690636172
disgusting

>>690636218
I'll see what I can do

and we're working on that but it's complicated

I do not
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>>690636218
>cats are tiny meme balls

Thank you for that
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>>690635838
damn, back to the drawing board

>>690636145
not so much grappling, but it's a style that is more passive agressive and is focused around exploiting the opponent's weaknesses and counter attacking. there are a lot of kicks too

>>690635931
nice
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So which one do I use? ;3
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>>690636466
The good old days. Oh how I miss ye

>>690636771
Both at the same time, dumbass
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>>690636481
It's not really but cleaning up after the confounded thing and feeding it and so forth is irritating for what you get in return.

>>690636583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccztRby3FAk
on memorial day I was hanging out with an old friend who's almost as smart as me and listens to way more music, he recommended this kid to me

absolutely lovely

>>690636610
it is absolutely the best description

>>690636768
You will never outsmart the eternal jew

>>690636871
I sure as fuck don't
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>>690636771
One on top
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>>690636104
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>>690636771
Canine, always canine
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>>690636768
That sounds exactly like what my preferred style would be. What rank you at?

>>690636771
Is that Nox on the left? Should use that.

>>690636939
Better than dogs.
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>>690637004
Odin
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>>690637084
I used to think that until I had a dog.
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>>690636871
I can't stretch THAAAAT much. But someday....
>>690636997
You got it ;3 I was craving the knot anyway
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>>690636939
gonna listen to it after this thing david sent me
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>>690637297
you should always prioritize what I recommend over what david sends you because david is terrible

that said what is it
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>>690637287
Dogs are too needy for me.
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>>690637004
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>>690637412
david sends me generally excellent music

usually not up your alley though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOGaFCgVGtw
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>>690637435
They will bite the shit out of an intruder. Dogs are tactical. Cats are useless fur generators.
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>>690637295
Post pics
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>>690636771

Red one, with the knot =3
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>>690637084
We don't really have "ranks" so to speak, it's just judged on how many kata you can do correctly up the ladder.
There's 12 I think, I'm at 3rd. Though I've heard it takes a very long time to progress the kata unless you do it every day.
Some of the top guys in my class are only on 6th and they've been training for years longer than I have.

>>690636939
maybe one day
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>>690627956
who the hell is this artist???
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>>690635874
schreib mal was
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>>690637586
I usually like things david recommends. He assumes I won't because he hates me for some reason.

I like this.
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>>690637668
Was soll ich da schreiben bzw. wo soll ich da rein?
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>>690636939
Maybe I'm just nostalgic. But life for me was easier back then

and I wasn't ill 4 days on average per week which I guess is important. Constantly feeling like death is over my shoulder is unpleasant.
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>>690637086
would suck
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>>690637887
I was a sad sack of hormones four years ago, it was terrible.
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>>690637876
auf unseren server hier ist die einladung
https://discord.gg/014sTDQl096GaYlZR
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okay time for me to pack up and leave

>>690637817
yeah I like textured music like this

plus loose beats like that are great
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>>690638234
The beat was pretty regular actually it just flowed between explicit and subdued.
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>>690637588
But they can also bark like fucking assholes at everything. Dogs are ok, but cats are best.

>>690637655
Sounds pretty rigid, but that can be good. Is kata their word for forms?
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OUR ANCESTORS HAVE FOUGHT, BLED AND DIED FOR YOU TO LIVE TODAY AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY THEM?
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>>690637987
I am still a sad sack of hormones

I am just less of a cringey autist than I was when I was in high school, because I hide my power levels

>>690638234
bye
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>>690638410
WONDERFUL, IS IT NOT?
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>>690638371
When your dog barks, bark back.

>>690638410
Hey I'm voting Trump and support brexit, I've done my part.

>>690638463
oh dear did you not hide it back then
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>>690636771
Fucking amateurs...
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>>690638410
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>>690638589
But that just creates a perpetual cycle of bark and annoyance.
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>>690638636
At least I own mine lol.

So, do I measure up? ;3
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>>690638371
set patterns of moves

and it's pretty tough but very rewarding, pretty much all martial arts are

except for boxing, pleb tier sport
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>>690638768
If you don't find barking at a dog to be cathartic I don't know what the hell to tell you.
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>>690638823
Neet mistake, forgot photo.
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>>690638917
You gave me your steam account, this is the pic right
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>>690638823
Every single one is my own :)
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>>690638589
Not when I was in high school

Pic related, a teddybear a girl made for me, of me. For some bizarre reason all the girls liked me but I had no fucking idea at the time because I'm a socially maladjusted troglodyte. Completely oblivious.

The white coat is a labcoat. That is indeed a Naruto headband. The backback was filled with tiny swords.
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>>690639138
words can't adequately express my cringe
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>"no really gais, I'm so smart!"
>barks at his dogs for entertainment

Only the highest of brows here.
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>>690632507
Nordrhein-Westfalen here
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>>690638754
ew

>>690639068
i gave everyone my steam account, yeah thats it

i change my name and pic all the time tho so u might want to nick me
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>>690638636
>>690636771
How was your first time with a dildo? Painful? How much lube did you use? Ive got so many questions cus i'm tempted to get one.
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>>690639138
whatlol
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>>690638917
Used to do Taekwondo, which is a meh style but it was pretty fun. Where you live at that offers that?

>>690638959
I'll bark at dogs, sure, but not all the time.

>>690639392
But I don't have your steam account, sad face.
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>>690638917
> boxing
> pleb tier

You mean practical.
But I'm sure attackers will cower in fear at how you can form pretty shapes with your hands.
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>>690626495
I usually don't like futanari but this art style works so well with it
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>>690639316
You literally hate fun.

No but seriously barking at the dog is great for multiple reasons. It's very funny to see her respond in a manner that seems entirely sincere, and I sound disturbingly similar to her because my ability to make really high pitched noises is pretty unusual so it's quite the vocal exercise also.

>>690639533
You only do it when they need to be barked at.
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>>690639444
First time was a bit painful but fun (fenrir op here) and I used a LOT of lube. But I bought a cumtube so application was fun. ;3
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>>690636771
Btw how expensive were those
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>>690639025
Clifford is my fave; and you tell me? Do stretch as much as me :p
Cliff is a VERY big boy :p
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>>690639294
>>690639523
I do miss the labcoat, to be honest.

I don't know why anyone put up with me
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>>690639864
jesus fucking christ neffers you're a weird cunt
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>>690626495
>tits
OP I think you've made an error.
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>>690639784
Ufh, expensive. Fenrir was 120, Virgil was 80. Both were worth it.
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>>690639444
Not those anons, but start smaller than you think and use a few tablespoons of lube. Take it slow until you get used to it and then you can pretty much go to town.

Work your way up and eventually you'll be sitting on Chance's no problem.

>>690639640
>boxing
>the sport where you only use your hands
Realistically, there are much better styles for self defense. I'm not saying a boxer couldn't defend himself (cause he definitely could) but it's not the best.

>>690639707
Nah bro, you bark at them when you wanna have a conversation. Just like you meow at cats when you wanna talk to them.
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>>690639444
I started with nothing bigger than a pencil, plenty of lube, just be prepared to "get rid of it after" and have some food available. To stretch though I actually use balls, no im not kidding, just a small section that actually stretches rather than forcing things.
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>>690639793
But i can't tell his measurements from that. Maybe?
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>>690639640
boxing it literally only good for enclosed spaces

>>690639533
http://steamcommunity.com/id/givemethefuckingsoupniga/
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>>690626495
Discord link doesn't work?
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>>690640034
You can't converse with a dog, dummy. Nor a cat. They don't have language.
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>>690639919
It was a good labcoat. And it was a babe magnet. I had all the cute vaguely ethnic girls after me
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>>690640359
Well yeah in Australia they're all chinks right? They're attracted to science, man and shit.
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>>690640034
Post your butt.
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>>690639025
Just lurkin here but had to say that I rate that cock 20/10. Would suck for days, no sleep.
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>>690640233
Nice, sent nigga.

>>690640350
They have language. It's just like trying to use sign language to talk to a blind chinese lady.

>>690640535
Fuck you Snarf, I'm wise to your ways.
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>>690639444
I've personally always been into playing around with fingers and stuff. Using lotion and fingering myself. Was able to stretch myself enough that I'm able to now use a decent sized dildo no problem. Might post pics of it being used.
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>>690640510
One was half-malaysian, but Australian as fuck. Most people didn't even know because she was so ocher. I went to prom with her

One was a muslim which is why we never dated (she's chill but her family is strict). She made the teddy

One is currently sleeping a few feet away from me.

There was also a half-aboriginal girl and a white girl but I don't keep in touch with them.
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>>690639707
Whatever gets you through the night, duder, I'm not judging, just pointing out something that gave me a larf~ At least with this new revelation I know I don't need to get you anything expensive for your birthday- One of those Mexican ball in a cup toys will probably get a shitload of mileage with you.
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>>690640956
They really don't have language.

>>690641001
WAIT
YOUR KIDS AREN'T WHITE?
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Incoming faggot requesting the Discord
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>>690641104
I hate those fucking things. Buy me 5.56
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>>690640034
Boxing is incorporated in to army training

Eastern martial arts are for people who want to pay a chink or weeb to tell them they did good.

>>690640233
No shit retard, it's hand-to-hand combat.
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>>690641128
Bamf
https://discord.gg/014sTDQl096Jl6hYb
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New thread????
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>>690641213
You'll get .45 LC and like it you ungrateful little SHIT.
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>>690641382
you are such a fucking cowboy fetishist
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>>690641107
Yeah they are. My wife is white.

Not all the girls were vaguely ethnic
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New thread
>>690641423
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>>690641523
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>>690641284
literally any other martial arts will beat boxing if there is adequate space to move
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you caused this
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>>690641284
Or who prefer a different style/fit a better style. I know myself and how I react in fighting situations. I'm a more reactive style person so something that focuses on counter attacks or redirecting their force would be better for me than something that's more just about the offensive, which I've done before.
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>>690641507
You didn't make that clear. Thank god.
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on the one hand, anon was first, on the other hand he's shit
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tfw thread autosages
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>>690641945
newfag here. what is autosaging?
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>>690641945
nope, he did it right.
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>>690642021
Thread won't bump anymore. Also, migrate threads mofos.
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Lulz
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