Faces of /b/
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Faces of /b/
>>690626254
HOLY SHIT GUYS AN ALIEN!
>>690626254
i thought u said faces
>>690626460
>>690626568
Dare you to say that in person
>>690626254
>reposts of /b/
>>690626254
ayyy lmao
>>690626697
oh fuck, nvm
>>690626697
in my country we'd call you a suchoklates
R8
>>690626254
All the time he appears on /b/ he's either a school shooter or the "check cnn in 30 minutes /b/ros, shit's gonna be lit" guy.
>>690626988
In my country I'd fuck you up in a second
>>690627081
Your head is a perfect sphere
>>690626697
why do u look like going to poop?
It's just the lighting bro.
Moi
>>690628022
Looks like a chunk of your head is missing anon
>>690627595
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>690628022
NIGGER, oh sorry my bad, force of habit.
>>690626254
lol
>>690628208
kek
>>690627780
6
>>690627973
6.5
>>690628120
french
>>690626568
>>690628202
wow dude im not that dude but chill
r8 m8s
>>690628202
lol i bet ur a faggot xD
>>690629327
JUST KILL ME PLZ
Rate
>>690629374
your the faggot
>>690629330
topkek
>>690629745
no u r a faggot xD
Okay I don't normally do this but, rate?
/b/ nice
Rate my dogs face
>>690629794
no, u
>>690629997
Another one one me
>>690630185
>>690626254
>>690630133
9 +./11
Shitposting all day
>>690630447
no, u
Rate?
I'll fuckey u upey
>>690627081
You're awfully fat aren't you? Anything over 200 is fat, 250 is obese
>>690630632
Ty Ty
Asterix anon returns
>>690630720
Can't tell sex
>>690631136
Couldn't finish the job/10
>>690626254
Solid 8,5/10
Would bang
>>690626254
native here
>>690626988
suchoklates xd Dawno tego nie słyszałem
>>690632395
you look russian. 6.5/10
>>690632524
no.
>>690631729
2/10 would spit on irl
>>690632623
gimbazjalny tekscik bruv
>>690630828
4/10 shave mustache
in my off time im an asian doctor
>>690626254
you look like a fucking snapchat filter
>gtfo summerfag normie
>>690631544
Kek, no im 220.. girthy, but also where it counts
The only thing that would make it a lot of fun to use the term of office of a sudden it is not the same thing.
>>690632637
? not underage
No bully.
>>690628022
Mr. Nig Nog Potato Hog
>>690626254
>>690632972
you look like you smell like cheese puffs and vomit
>>690632690
I feel so loved
>>690627081
HELLLOOOOO EVERYBODY
>>690626797
hard to hold the camera when you suck so much dick.
At least you survived Orlando
>>690631811
He gets no sex, just like you...
>>690630720
I want to have sex with your face,
>>690633052
Topkek
>>690633332
OFFBYONE KENOBI
>>690633144
8/10 if female
9/10 if male
>>690630828
You're a hairy thumb
>>690633332
still got your dick, or you had the surgery already?
>>690633498
not everyone on here is a trap you know
>>690630720
Trap
>>690632524
age?
ok
>>690626254
>>690631729
Ya look like a funny and chill guy, m8.
wouldtotallyhangwith/10.
>>690633626
oh ... im out
>>690633469
Can I just be a human shitpost
>>690626254
Asmongold???
>>690633703
im 18.
>>690631729
>>690633178
Don't take this personally, but you look like the kind of guy that's always ready to smoke other peoples weed, but when it's your turn to pack the bowl or roll a joint, you're always out of weed and you'll get us next time. Then when you leave, everybody says "didn't he say that last time?"
tell him
>>690629089
8.5/10 cute af, congrats
>>690634029
>implying he's cute
>>690633877
>12 year old b& & v&
have fun in the pokey kiddo
Rate!
>>690634029
>implying your opinion matters in the cosmic scheme of the universe
My mate - 'le tranny man'
>>690630453
what kinda religous fuck is hanging there m8?
>>690633964
Jesus, this man is fucking right.
>>690633768
thanks m8
>>690634168
If that's a Watain shirt like I think it is, fucking 10/10.
>>690634235
kind of a blurry pic. ethnicity?
>>690634029
>implying your perception of the universe is in any way significant
>>690634029
>implying that scale is valuable
>>690634168
6.5
aight
>>690634235
You look like my dealer
bluedreamkush/10
>>690633964
I don't fucking smoke, nor do I even drink
>>690634377
you look like a fag, but not one of those annoying kind of fags that's always trying to suck off straight guys.
just like a regular guy, who happens to also be a fag but doesn't make a big deal about it.
>>690626254
motherfucker you look like Pouya's ugly retarded cousin
>>690628022
Shit, how do I unlock this character guys?
>>690634442
I'm not a person who takes pics of my face, and I'm a white guy who just tans fast
>>690634168
matt damon in russian
>>690634605
Really? Well you fooled me. Also you should try it some time. Weed is very relaxing, and it makes funny movies/shows way funnier.
>>690626254
Does anyone have any of the shoops or a screencap of the thread to make this guy look more attractive?
BLOCK THE TUNNEL, MAKE BRUSSELS PAY FOR IT
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Your last name is Estes
>>690634758
you should try for a decent facepic anyway
Sadman reporting
>>690634379
It is man
>>690634930
LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU
BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN
Pls kill me
>>690634815
NOT EVEN ONCE YOU STONER
>>690628183
Kek
>>690634930
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>690635000
I bet you think you're an expert on weed. And bum cigarettes even though you said you quit
>>690634578
Ummm... Thanks (I guess)
You're all faggots
>>690628022
Nigger Nogger Asshole Clogger confirmed
>>690635199
Not everybody that smokes is a stoner. I probably smoke 3 times a month, if that. Keep an open mind about things.
>>690635345
>>690635143
>>690634930
Plz stop samefagging
>>690634999
>>690635000
Witnessed
>>690626254
>>690634235
Post dick, you britfag
>>690626697
1vs1 no shirt
>>690635571
Sucks dick for meth
>>690635571
U in a fucking holding cell or something what's with the white brick walls?
>>690635000
omg I love the eye color
>>690634562
Supremegentleman/10
>>690635571
let's see those tits, skank.
>>690634029
>implying you are not a faggot
>>690635755
Why is there are scarf wrapped around your forehead?
>>690629524
Faces of b/ no rate fuckturd
6'5/10, because of hair eyebrowse and that huge nose
>>690635571
You look like the kind of bitch somebody would just walk up to after a concert and shoot.
>>690635688
>>690629997
>faces of b/
>1465332156345s.jpg
k...
>>690630720
tits or gtfo
>>690627081
5/10
would chill with
R8 out of 8
>>690636181
male face
female hair
what are you?
Dapper!
>>690636181
Androgynous as hell
>>690636458
where are your hipster glasses?
>>690627081
Look like a guy I can grab a beer and bullshit with/10
>>690636448
>>690636499
REAL NATURE HOURS WHO OUT
Sup /b/
>pic related
690626254#
Check your mom's room, think I left them on the nightstand.
>>690634758
cut or unsnipped?
With my gf
What you think guys?
>>690638319
Trying too hard to not try too hard. You feel me?
>>690638319
R8 pls
>>690638035
7/10 too much chinese
>>690638319
You look dangerous as fuck m8
>>690638319
You look like i feel when wearing sunglasses
I see a lot of Supreme Gentlemen™ in this thread.
>>690628022
>>690638831
I'm not Chinese, I'm Mexican an she's Vietnamese
>>690626254
pic related
>>690638319
Bad lighting and you cut off a third of your face
lol. 95% of faces posted in this thread is not their own because they would never have the balls tho show their disgusting, deformed face to the internet so they use other people. this is me, and i believe in what i believe. this is me and i'm proud of who i am and i got the balls to post myself more then you idiot cowards have.
R8 me
>>690639722
ur so hot
>>690639771
timestamp/10
R8 me
>>690639722
10/10 for testicel fortitude.
>>690639985
get a flash nigger
>>690639563
Oh, vaya, mis disculpas entonces
>>690639771
I would spoon you.
>>690640319
I would do some things to you that may concern the average person.
What do you think /b/?
>>690626697
I wouldnt say that to your face because i would have to stop laughing my ass off first.
>>690640487
-1/10
>>690640487
You look like a goomba from the super Mario movie.
>>690640487
you are like a hemorrhoid up my asshole you know that? stop fucking posting those pictures
>>690639563
It looks like your face is trying to escape your face.
Luckily your girl's cute
>>690639771
sadgirl/10
R8 me
>>690634168
It's him, I REMEMBER YOU!!!
>>690641369
9/10 for the megamind cosplay.
>>690634235
Nice bait sand nigger.
>>690640981
Age?
>>690640480
Like wut?
>>690634605
Handsome man alert!
I'm Chad.
-Chad
>>690626254
>>690636757
Grimmie! why do you live in a trailer?
>>690641935
Take you out to a decent dinner. Go back to my place, smoke a bit drink a bit. Fuck you once maybe twice. Get to know you ober the next few weeks. Eventualy take you to the sketchy movie theater over in the ghetto down to street from me where youll end up getting fucked by multipul men some at the same time. I may watch a bit but mainly ill be fucking other women
>>690627780
my name is Iñigo montoya
you killed my father
prepare to die
>>690642384
Who?
>>690636757
>>690641743
Yes, its me
>>690634379
>>690629089
would fuck 8/10
plz. share moar
>>690634168
Vsauce3/10
>>690641868
God damn, I do look like one
>>690641869
20, clean shaved and shit
>>690643453
Rate
>>690634849
the ones I did must be buried in between floods of porn and bullshit
>>690635171
receding hairline/10
>>690636408
7
also nice perspective,I'll be taking it when cumming on your face
>>690638319
post more of your upper body......
>>690644294
Saul? Is that you?
>>690639722
Germanfag here OP, your uniform is shit. It acks basic decency and quality, also the insignia is done wrongly. Also your hat is doe not very well, seriously recheck that jewish supplier of WW2 material.
Hey guys.
>>690633277
kekekekekekekekek
>>690628202
Wat de fok het jy net fokken tipe oor my, jou klein teef? Ek sal maar jy weet ek gegradueer beste in my klas by MIT, en Ek het betrokke by talle geheime strooptogte met Anonymous, en ek het meer as 300 bevestig DDoSes. Ek opgelei in aanlyn sleep en ek is die top hacker in die hele wêreld. Jy is niks vir my maar net nog 'n virus gasheer. Ek sal julle vee die fok met presisie die hou van wat nog nooit voorheen gesien het op die Internet, let op my fokken woorde. Jy dink jy kan wegkom met tik daai kak vir my oor die internet? Dink weer, fokker. Soos ons gesels oor IRC ek opsporing jou IP met my damn kaal hande, sodat jy beter voor te berei vir die storm, luim. Die storm wat wipes uit die patetiese klein ding wat jy jou rekenaar te bel. Jy fokken dood, kind. Ek kan enige plek wees, enige tyd, en ek kan hack in jou lêers in meer as sewe honderd maniere, en dit is net met my kaal hande. Nie net ek omvattend opgelei in inbraak, maar ek het toegang tot die hele arsenaal van elke stukkie van malware ooit gemaak en ek sal dit gebruik tot sy volle omvang van jou misrabele gat afvee die aangesig van die World Wide Web, jy bietjie kak . As jy net kon geweet het wat onheilige vergelding jou klein "slim" opmerking was op die punt om af te bring oor julle, miskien het jy sou jou fokken vingers gehou. Maar jy kon nie, jy nie gedoen het nie, en nou is jy die prys betaal, goddamn jy idioot. Ek sal kode kak oor jou en sal jy verdrink in dit. Jy is dood fucking, kiddo.
>>690643735
Yeah, go behead a poo-stabber!
>>690630720
I, too, would like to make love to your face.
>>690627081
you look friendly
R8
>>690643963
Lol! What a cute little baby gorilla! They even put it in human baby clothes! Too cute! ^-^
>>690629089
you look like the first boy i deflouwered! beautiful!
r8 niggers
>>690646567
You sure got a purdy mouf. Mmmhm.
>>690646280
Not bad looking, horrible angle lol. You ever take a selfie before anon?
>>690646726
STAHP PHOTOSHOP
>>690636181
"Pass the butter"
>"....o-oh nvr mind, keep the butter."
>>690643911
make that a fucking hot ten
>>690646878
His face is 70% nostril from that angle. lol
>>690646887
that's not photoshop, that's me. why, what do you look like?
>>690626254
All grown up
>>690647020
>>690642319
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>690647423
fine, you're right. Well this is actually me, no photoshop
>>690646314
looking good, 8/10
>>690646726
You look like if Kevin Bacon and Norman Reedus had a love child. And then they took a photo of it and made it look like a smoosh-faced twat with photoshop.
>>690647758
yeah, that's not actually me, I'm >>690647548
>>690629524
Don't make that face, please.
>>690647853
So bad with PS
>>690633178
The forgotten ABBA member.
>>690642610
top kek
>>690629524
4/10
>>690644218
>>690644218
9/11
>>690649212
>>690649589
your point?
>>690649212
monster
>>690636820
sup again
>>690650029
Do those tits belong to you?
>>690650129
Ily
>>690650176
no. why would you even connect the two
>>690649589
I like that face
>>690650129
>>690650129
Let me suck on your tits
>>690650347
I thought you looked like this femanon, who gave us those tits.
>>690626254
>>690650663
10/10 I wanna lick your face up and down
Inb4 twinktrapelfboi
I just wanna look like a normie
>google 'skinny retard'
>goes to 'Images'
>looks at 2nd pic
>>690650936
doing pretty well
>>690651124
>skinny retard
LULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>690651161
thx man
