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bumpity boopy
>>690623210
Get posting you dumb fucking newfag. If you're goanna make a rekt thread, bump by posting more to get a thread going.
>inb4 summerfag
>>690624080
when you're that mad
>>690623210
OP get posting. This is how most threads fail cuz the OP is a lazzy neckbeard and doesn't want to contribute to the thread.
>>690623210
Was he kill?
>>690624888
Nooo, he's fine.
>>690624888
nah he good and alive today
>>690624888
>>690624999
Consecutive trips!
>>690625049
>>690624888
But they say he suffers from eternal bleeding.
>>690624888
Obviously okay. The zebra hospital fixed him right up.
>>690625296
Damn...he ran right into that dishwasher.
>>690623210
Did he start tying to eat his own guts? What an idiot!
>>690625531
It's treatment for his eternal bleeding.
>>690625360
story anyone?
>>690625531
No. Have you never seen a nature documentary? Animals will immediately lick at wounds. That was just the zebra version of not knowing what to do when your guts are hanging out. If he had hands he would've been grabbing at the guts. Learn critical thinking.
>>690625531
animals usually lick their wounds since they dont know what else to do...
>>690625274
Someone forgot to turn off the strawberry syrup fountain lol.
>>690625426
lol tried to slide down the dam to get down faster. What an idiot
>>690625531
I'm sure you'd have a much better reaction if your internal organs fell out of your torso
>>690625771
>>690625742
Lick their wounds? With his fucking guts hanging out? He should have seeked medical attention or tried to patch up the wound. What a fucking idiot zebra. Hope he did die and got ate.
>>690624888
No, he lost most of his digestive system and 2 gallons of blood, but he got better.
>>690626069
100% old lady's fault
>>690623210
What's wrong with you people? You need to see people and animals getting slaughtered every day in order to carry on with your pathetic fucked up lives?
>>690624318
But he's right, you fag OP.
>>690626250
Yes, pretty soon I will be moving on to doing it myself.
>>690626106
>a zebra
>seeking medical attention
>patching up wounds
>with hooves
You're a literal retard and I'm laughing out loud at this.
>>690626106
Weak bait and also an idiot
>>690626253
assassins creed Africa
>>690623210
fuckin what a way to go
>never give up
>we can all make it
>>690626253
some assassin's creed shit right there
>>690626209
Nope, according to driving rules pedestrians ALWAYS have right of way and you must stop for them, not try to drive around but STOP and let them pass.
dipshit faggot
>>690625274
can some medifag explain to my dumb ass why there is so much blood from getting a rock to the head?
>>690626452
'Murrica
What a fucked up place that is. The worst nation on earth.
>>690626069
>filename
Ayyyy. I love GTA vice city
>>690626452
More like cringe, holy fuck those tweets. Im surprised they can even get dressed in the morning.
>>690626796
You fucking retard.
Read this, it is the first myth on here. At least google it before you post...
https://www.salisbury.edu/smokefree/docs/crosswalk_safety.htm
>>690626445
I tried to find a zebra in prone position this is all I could find. Animals often rescue each other by filling and wound with dirt and clamping the wound shut with their hooves. All that zebra needed to do was lie down completely and wait for assistance.
>>690627186
Too bad he's dead you should go to Africa and teach these retard zebras and start building zebra hospitals.
>>690626814
Lots of brain hemorrhaging broken blood vessels blood has to go somewhere so out the nose and mouth it goes.
>>690625419
sauce on that handjob?
Old lady crowded his personal space. She forgot, in Russia personal space crowd you - BAM!
True story though. Guy got pissed she was too close. Punched her out.
>>690625461
that's obviously an oven, you silly
>>690627562
go to >>>/r/ faggot
>>690627556
so at what point did he actually die?
>>690626315
SHE DID IT!
>>690627082
>A motorist is required to bring his vehicle to a complete stop when a pedestrian is crossing in the crosswalk of the roadway and remain stopped until the pedestrian has cleared the lane (half of the roadway) in which the vehicle is traveling.
>Regardless of who has the right-of-way, pedestrians, bicyclist and motorists are responsible for using reasonable care and diligence to avoid injuring anyone who, although carelessly, may be in the other's right-of-way.
Got anymore proof for me that I'm right faggot? Kill yourself
>>690626206
>gallons
>>690627556
>>690627879
Or become unaware of the situation
>>690627458
What a fucking nut
>>690627879
Probably at the very end. But he so fucked up from that brain trauma he wasn't feeling anything probably didn't even know what was going on.
>>690626135
kek, fucker got what was coming
>>690628200
fucking rekt
>>690626832
>Hand comes out
>Black
>Looks like a gun
>Very high stress situation
>Shoot or you're killed
>Hurr bluck lives matter
>we wuz mistreated and shet
>>690626069
that's why you don't stop in the middle of the street, you gotta keep your speed and direction so bikers can predict your moves
>>690628200
Rape is never funny.
>>690628200
Too soon faggot. My village is still recovering from the suicides.
>>690626452
aaand... the cop is supposed to be blamed in this siituation?
because of a retarded nigger, not realizing that his actions lead to consequences?
>>690626250
Yep. Daily. It's relaxing.
>>690627458
Fuck me that looks hard. It's probably really fucking easy though, thinking about it. Still wouldn't want to risk it
>>690629128
>>690629174
sauce ? Story ?
>>690629174
YOU FUCKING MONSTER
>>690626452
"Share this video"... because it makes niggers look like retards.
>>690623210
Oh fucking shit there was a baby zabeebo in there. That's fucking sad. Little zabella didn't even have an opportunity to live.
>>690628468
typical US american house wall
>>690626452
do people actually defend that nigger, if you make a move like that you are getting a bullet to the face
>>690629174
Reported
>>690624080
m8 just fucking kill yourself
>>690626250
>tfw no daily comfy animal rekt thread
>>690625274
Holy shit
>>690629990
Of course nigs are going to defend him. Is that serious question? Dude could have been shooting at the cop and nigs would say it's the cops fault.
>>690625360
K.O.
>>690626600
>not naming it "mahshekels.webm"
But whatever, nice double dubs, man
>>690623210
Ive been on 4chan for 9 years and this is by far the saddest ive felt about anything.
>>690624080
fuck off
>>690630399
Kek, nice dubs.
>>690630399
Dubs continue...
>>690626386
Story? Shot in the head or face, peed himself?
>>690630215
Not nigs please, that's racist. They're 'Dindus', as in, "Dindu nuffin!"
>>690629769
Shut the fuck up you pro life faggot. This zebra has the right to go to the abortion alligator for her procedure. Its her body.
>>690625975
Thought he was slick as fuck for a second there
>>690627013
Vote for Trump solidified
+1
You'll be too stoned to even go out to vote, Bernout.
>>690629355
>Really fucking easy
99.9% of us would fall over just from vertigo.
>>690627965
Probably immediately, if he had a chance of living he would have become concussed or lost concioussnes, look how he stares into the sky, he got the DMT trip.
>>690625360Falcon Punch
>>690629069
Except for this time.
>>690625296
She rennt right into that
>>690627556
>out the mouth and nose it goes
Like seamen?
Russians are cold man.
>>690631164
citation needed
>>690625274
wasn't able to prison break this time huh ?
>>690626386
He looks like he is going to see his god now.
>Fucking idiot
rate my beta fggt crush for me pls
>>690626452
Black people can't even punch a cop in the face without getting shot now? Outrageous!
>>690627458
My anus puckers everytime.
>>690631281
Pretty much.
>>690627013
I love me some municipal waste
>>690627458
My balls felt it.
>>690626814
because he had a rock dropped on his soft fuckin head
>>690631369
Should I clean that up? ummmm, errrrr ... NOPE
>>690632950
"not my job :D"
>>690626069
Fuckin jaywalkers
>>690626135
Wtf y?
>>690631956
Always check your flanks and rear for sucker punches when dealing with niggars.
>>690633112
Tried to burn the other guy, burned himself.
Sweet, sweet justice.
>>690633173
why thoug
>>690628116
LMAO
>>690633173
wtf she do
>>690631956
I remember that video... stupid fucking asshole, deserved this headbutt... no even more
>>690633397
>>690633559
She was a Trump supporter. You know how Bernie fans are.
>>690633397
if i am correct she is from brazil and she either was a witch or killed a child.
>>690633173
wish there was an HD version of this. I fap to it everytime.
>>690633670
fuckin witches
>>690626386
Seen this shit in Afghan, guy shot in the head trying to talk and following us with his eyes, the medic said he'd be dead soon and before the medevac got there he was.
Cancelled the taxi.
>>690633397
She and a few others killed a cab driver, so they carried out street justice.
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3093163/Shocking-moment-girl-16-surrounded-beaten-mob-burned-death-involved-murdering-68-year-old-taxi-driver-Guatemala.html
>>690627458
Hnnnghhh
>>690633154
He deserved it.
He drove on the wrong side of the road intentionally to run the bikers over.
Did it with his family in the van.
>>690626135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xwsZ5vC5Oc
>>690625735
Bitch was in his personal space. She had it coming.
>>690634018
>being this ugly
shooter did this kid a favour
>>690632100
>"help im beeing raped by the patriarchy"
>>690626315
Top kek
>>690625735
Once upon a time a guy punched an old lady
>>690625296
He had plenty of time to see that. Obviously has no respect for his bike.
>>690627772
wow
never in my life have I seen spiderman curtains
>>690634590
I would say he was more focused on getting ahead of the car and past the bus to expect a jogger to just straight up and jog into the road without looking.
Both of their faults.
>>690632191
Who's that wanker with the blank expression, waxy complexion, stupid hat and sitting next to Steven Spielberg?
>>690634018
didnt this kid try to sell the dude a gun that he originally stole form him? :B
>>69063513 thats true
>>690629174
You sick fuck wtf is wrong with you
>>690635135
Yep. The kid lived though.
>>690631415
Go try it and let me know how it turns out faggot
>>690635474
o shit
>>690623210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez5OUZdxB1g
>>690627562
Not ur personal army
>>690635866
Hai summer fag
>>690630399
Cheked
>>690635776
See what happens when you bomb Pearl Harbor?
Kid literally deserved it
>>690628200
I laughed my ass off that day. Good times.
>>690634719
story?
>>690635866
that was not an appropriate response
>newfag
>>690632269
I've been waiting for this
>>690635643
he caught the bulled with his teeth
>>690628200
One of the best birthdays I've ever had.
>>690634719
Ouch
>>690634719
That's one though tibia
>>690630260
MEGA SLAP KO!
>>690624318
Hey there new friend
>>690631884
sauce?
POST MORE PEOPLE DYING YOU STUPID FUCKS
>>690637792
DEFLECTOR SHIELDS ACTIVATED!
Can somone post more accidents in everyday situations with fatal outcome?
>>690626452
Pic related, obviously it's not right but what the fuck do they expect
>>690625531
he had an empty belly
>>690627562
alyssa branch
>>690638932
that's super sad
>>690639180
kek
>>690623210
>bump
>>690639159
Hahaha, epic troll m8. :^)
>>690639253
topkek
>>690639062
What happened?
>>690634719
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=df5_1454081565
>>690635866
faggot
>>690635135
>>690635474
Seu Buceta
>>690636277
Checked.
>>690639845
How the fuck wouäd the blanket help?
>>690633780
Is she smoking hot for you?
>>690628200
All the people crying.
I'm so hard from it.
>>690626600
Don't they get that by chasing him down and trying to catch him, they are playing right into the joke? For fucks sakes, walk off and the joke is ruined. Chase him down and you look stupid.
>>690640522
That's actually a real mascot for a jewish-american tv-station. He's called halvish, I think. I'm not even joking.
>>690627458
Is there a webn were someone like him falls to death?
>>690624080
Kill. Self.
>>690640885
Scratch halvish. I don't rember the real name.
>>690633173
stop drop and roll you stupid bitch
>>690630399
Nice
>>690626253
LMAO i thought the leopard(jaguar?) missed and broke its neck or something. wow nature is pretty fuckin ruthless get rekt m8
>>690641200
she even asked for more fuel to burn faster so no, not the intention
>>690629174
Woah woah woah, put that shit back
Euro rekt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIPI663uDAg#t=268.981
>>690636246
AHHHH WTF
33 42677362
This faggot tried to sleep with my fucking wife and I'm pissed. I don't ask for personal army requests nor do I abide by them but if anyone has gore while I try to figure out where the fuck he lives and wants to send it to a friendly person, it's there. Fuck.
>>690639632
Woman tried to drive.
>>690626814
Blood from the head being smashed and I believe he's puking as well.
>>690641692
>>690641791
>>690641900
hereee comes the edgy faggots
>>690642260
Third one wasn't even animal abuse.
>>690636277
That's dubs on dubs on dubs
>>690642260
guess you didn't watch this one
>>690641900
>>690629174
Is this fake?
>>690626600
my sides are in orbit
>>690641102
That's what you get for frantically trying to catch up a bus that's obviously not going to stop for you anymore.
>>690632285
i know right? if that was a white kid coming at a cop who's got his weapon drawn i bet the cop would have put it away and called the boys parents, it's so silly it's like people think you can kill someone with your bare hands or something, like someone could kill you just by grabbing your throat and crushing your trachea... so silly to think some people are that naive.
>>690641444
Checked.
>>690630399
chequed
>>690641692
That cat was clearly an infidel.
>>690639180
Good shot.
>>690643250
lol classic faces of death scene
>>690641330
>>690625274
did he die?
>>690642777
Trips after trips. Nice
>>690641330
funny thing is.. in this set of pictures the goose gets away and evades the eagle
>>690642777
Oh my fucking god.
>>690632269
jesus christ what was the aftermath?
did he somehow live?
>>690640915
i want too
>>690625975
fake as fuck
>>690642777
what a time to be alive
>>690625296
Oh man i get so hard by watching women getting hurt
>>690633173
In her place I'd just run around and try to set on fire as many of those fags as possible.
>>690643914
HAHAHAH KEK FUCK CATS
>>690631884
I love how people just don't react to shit. The kid next to him just watched. The kid WHO GOT FUCKING HIT just looked at the guy like you serious bro??? Fucking get up and swing while you at least have a chance man.
>>690642936
Red bull gives you wings, but it won't give you your finger back xD.
>>690633154
He's white though.
>>690626452
Lmfao this is 10 mins from where I live
Glad this dirty nigger got taken out.
>Homicide detectives this morning identified the man who tried to obtain a prescription illegally at a Reisterstown pharmacy and was fatally shot during a subsequent confrontation with a BCoPD officer. The man's name will be released as soon as police notify next of kin.
>Detectives obtained video evidence from nearby businesses that captures the confrontation. The footage shows the suspect aggressively advancing on a single officer, who retreats with his gun drawn. The footage shows the suspect reaching around to the small of his back and abruptly whipping his hand around and pointing it toward the officer, as if with a weapon. The officer fires his weapon as the suspect swiftly brings his hand forward from his waistband. On the ground, the suspect refuses to comply and keeps reaching into his waistband, as if for a weapon.
http://www.baltimorecountymd.gov/News/PoliceNews/iWatch/Police_Investigate_OfficerInvolved_Shooting_in_Reisterstown
Top kek
>>690644327
>>690644371
rip young horser
>>690643742
Fuck no man. He fell right on the back of his head I can only imagine that kid is dead.
>>690644327
Nice try with this vegan propaganda.
>>690644443
One off, i'd kill myself
>>690624080
Holy shit you're an autistic fuck
>>690644692
Are you ok?
>>690624706
Don't see you contributing either faglord
>>690632708
>*Individually rapped
FTFY
>>690644327
Damn bruh
>>690644651
>typical nigger drowning
>mfw no face
>>690644651
some srs ylyl
>>690632269
that's what you get for not looking after your kids you ape
>>690644989
That's so fucking satisfying. Smash them up good.
>>690641692
MORE
>>690625296
I came to this
Speaking outside my /b/ersona, much of this is pretty fucked up. I can see why one would find it interesting watching humans die just because of how bizarre it is, but don't let it make you take life or death less seriously.
Ganging up on someone to hurt them and then leaving them to die is wrong. Assaulting someone who's innocent or has different beliefs than you is fucking wrong.
People die if they are killed, guys. Though you may not acknowledge it here, try to be your best in real life.
Now, back to shitposting and being autistic.
>>690634484
holy shit my sides hnnnnng
>>690625455
Ah, the good old days. Can't roast a gook like that anymore.
>>690635866
Asking for source is perfectly OK dude, don't be a faggot
>>690645224
1 guy always has to fuck everything up
>>690645376
make america great again
>>690645296
Summer.
>>690644371
holy fuck it kept running, why didn't anyone shoot it to put it out it's misery lmfao
>>690626106
Obvious bait
>>690629174
This has to be fake!
>>690644651
These nignogs had a good 20 seconds to realise the absolute stupidity of this plan and they carried on with it anyway. They deserved to lose that boat and that tractor. They never should have possessed either vehicle in the first place.
>>690630269
lol 69
>>690644666
Satan doesn't lie.
