Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Unless the insults involve old men and money
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
fuck this. spamming a waifu thread is like trying to spam in a sea of spam, like trying to cancer in a sea of cancer; it literally makes no difference. I'm going to go bother some other thread.
NIGGERS
Claimed T. shitposter
>>690611347
It's alright for now, just watching the lelgland game.
What about yours?
![Syndra [202].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [202].jpg")
>>690611167
Listening to music and making ramen.
That's about it.
>>690611048
>>690611148
>megumin
Why fight over seasonal trash anyway? The show sucks
>>690611141
I will? Sounds to me like we won't be seeing ourselves much.
>>690611324
Megu claimed
>>690611379
>>690611347
Who is Moot? Saw people mention him last thread?
>>690611504
KEEP TALKING SHIT
>>690611539
I'm Moot.
>>690611445
WILL YOU FUCKING STOP PLEASE?!
I'M BEGGING YOU I'M FUCKING FED UP WITH THIS BULLSHIT ITS YOUR BEDTIME YOU CUCK
>trips steal
>>690611036
>Implying we don't
You underestimate us
>>690611272
cry me a river
>>690611628
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>690611504
>Why fight over seasonal trash anyway? The show sucks
Ssssshhh, don't tell them.
>Liking a DEEN show
>>690611514
>>690611471
>>690611539
He is the creator of maymays. He drew trollface and le sad frog.
I'm still here. I found something on amazon I want, I'm not sure if I should buy it. It'll cost me around £45.
>>690611077
Yea but there are ways to be more productive or at least entertain yourself better, but whatever floats your boat.
>>690611492
>ramen
>obligatory tea
Can I come over?
>>690611504
Beats me, I didn't watch it yet but I've heard positive feedback.
>>690611614
>>690611539
Moot is kill.
>fighting over Megumin
>>690611808
HEY, MY MEME.
When will the spam stop? Please? Please?
>>690611583
It's just a bad show, and either way it's all subjective, no need to Caps Lock me
>>690611808
Mugi.
>>690611167
The usual.
>>690611851
Is it really a bad show?
>>690611838
>my meme
>>690611874
Kyouko.
![Syndra [194].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [194].jpg")
>>690611771
Only if you bring your own ramen.
>>690611614
Hey
>>690611713
I love memes haha :)
>>690611771
:(
>>690611969
roll
>>690611959
Hey that is pretty good.
>>690611907
I mean I didn't like it, so that qualifies as a bad show for me.
>>690611959
>>690612075
Yes, that's right.
>>690612073
Hey that is mildly adequate
>>690612111
Already saved it
>>690612063
You're a nice waifu
roll
>>690611966
I will bring instant noodles and chorizo and still drink your tea.
What's going on in this thread?
>>690611492
Nice.
>>690611882
Cool.
>>690611691
PLEASE JUST STOP
I LOVE MEGUMIN MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL SO PLEASE, JUST STOP
>megu
>>690612470
Cancer
>>690612539
Cancer
>>690612175
Eh, what's that supposed to mean?
>>690612298
Today on waifu alert.
These threads belong to me now.
If I see anyone shit talking Konosuba or stealing my waifu, there will be trouble.
I own you faggots
>>690612539
>Implying you both won't change your waifu in a month
>leave for 2 hours
>People trying to claim the shitposter as a waifu
>>690612333
Check dem trips boi
>>690611703
Stop redirecting me you nig.
I've been alright, I'm stuck here for about 5 more hours.
Anyway, thank you for helping me out last night, see you soon.
>>690612529
How are you?
>>690612470
Shit.
>>690612673
This.
>>690612673
I'M NOT GOING TO I SWEAR TO GOD
>>690612673
But Kyouko that would be
HERITICAL
Finally home from Dreamhack - now I can participate normally here! :3
Superior autism claimed!
>>690612607
LETS GET RIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTT INTOOOOO THE NEWS
>>690612569
this
>>690612673
this
>>690612721
this
>>690612324
i agree
roll
>>690612934
this
![Syndra [132].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [132].jpg")
>>690612673
>and change to kancolle
>>690612830
Came at a bad time
How are you better girl?
>>690612715
> for about 5 more hours.
I feel your pain.
>thank you for helping me out last night, see you soon.
You're very much welcome, we'll talk soon.
>>690612845
Today we have a special episode, a debate between cuck megumin and autist megumin.
>>690612721
Good, same as always.
>>690612830
The hell is a dreamhack?
>>690612830
I prefer Asuka.
>>690613114
That's good.
>>690613126
this
>>690613026
How is it a bad time? I mean, I'm here! ^u^<
>>690611844
Never, it seems. :<
>>690613148
That's alright, they're both neat - I just relate a fuckton more to Rei. <3
>>690613147
World's largest LAN party, held in Sweden.
I prefer Göran
>>690612976
Tihs
>>690613003
That
>>690613017
This
>>690613126
Those
>>690613260
Those things are STILL a thing?
>>690612830
Welcome back Koala, how was it?
>>690613111
>Cuck Megumin
>Autist Megumin
D E S T R O Y E D
>>690613239
>>690613330
Them
>>690613260
You're adorable
Rolling for rei and Sanchez
>>690613330
These
>>690613398
Which ones me?
>>690613260
Is she dipping her foot in a pool full of piss?
Best type moon claimed.
>>690613111
Which one is autist and which is cuck?
>>690613111
>checked
ROASTE D
>>690613336
Hey Yuno
>Those things are STILL a thing?
It's like being social for antisocial people
>>690613398
>>690613447
>>690613505
>
>>690613506
>>690613595
What do you think?
>>690613505
TOHSAKA RIN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR THIS.
Please answer in the form of a question.
>>690613595
I better not be anyone of them.
>>690613260
Of course they are! Especially Dreamhack
>even though there are fucktons of normies there
>>690613438
Thanks, I think..
>>690613517
No, she is not.
>>690613559
Oh shit I hope that isn't a spoiler
>Still haven't finished Kara no Kyoukai
>>690613614
I thought those were conventions
>>690613677
Your bouth
>>690613658
BOI
>>690613658
I dunno i just tuned in
>>690613781
HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>690613759
Well, LAN Parties are conventions for Gamer and PC Nerds I suppose
>>690613809
Sup Mi Liu
>>690613824
https://youtu.be/TMEH7PI53MM
>>690613671
That?
>>690613742
Kinda but not really
>>690613921
>Gamer
>PC Nerds
I do not want to imagine the musk.. the con funk is bad enough as is
>>690614007
Ooohh, I'm sorry. You need to be more specific.
>>690613824
>>690613824
>>690613856
>>690613886
>>690613790
>>690613677
>>690613506
>>690613276
>>690613111
>>690612845
>>690612664
>>690612607
>>690612298
>>690612175
>>690612073
>>690611959
Fuck off
Stirring up threads is my job
You're not even doing it right
You gotta be more subtle
>>690614097
What?
>>690614204
FUCK OFF CUNT
>>690614078
There is no music, it's just their headset on their headset while they play CS:Go and LoL and Dota 2 kek
Music would only distract these highly skilled individuals
>>690614204
oh boy he just lost it
>>690613824
Looks like i hit the sweet spot
>>690614204
Oh boy
>>690614204
Stirring up the threads and spamming until 150 images is a different thing.
![Syndra [152].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wf0IbOz.jpg "Syndra [152].jpg")
>>690614388
Shh, don't tell him that
i want to see were this goes
>>690614272
HE TERK ER JERBS!
ER JERBS I TERLL YER
ER JERBS!
>>690613921
Hallo
>>690614278
N-no, con funk means the stench of unwashed neckbeards and creeps that never heard of deodorant
>>690613741
You're cute v_v
>>690614556
>>690614556
>>690614556
>>690614556
>>690614556
Guys i accidently 68 GB of rar files
>>690614571
You're literally in a waifu thread, the majority of posters are like that
>konata
>>690614550
That's what I like about you~
>>690614729
Of... Manga? Books? Shitty meme rap?
>>690614550
I find little enjoyment from this, but whatever floats your boat I guess.
I'm gonna go work a bit on my mini Tesla Coil.
>>690614665
I'M OFFENSIVE AND I FIND THIS NAZI
>>690614556
Hello Mi Liu, how was your day?
>>690614571
huh... Lan funk then would mean the stench of unwashed genital regions and faggots who never heard of soap
>>690614772
I can't be the only one that showers every fucking day
>>690614974
I do.
>>690614968
Basically, perhaps a purge is needed and thats a perfect spot for those fucks to gather up
>>690611324
http://www.strawpoll.me/10537806
>>690615012
That's krank nigga
That's some quality propaganda ol' chap.
fuck, FUCK, I CAN'T, fuck you, CUNTS.
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>690614974
I shower, brush my teeth, even wash my Gooch every day. Antiperspirant or deodorant next. And a swig of mouth wash.
Come out smelling like a god damn tropical rain forest in the middle of an ocean, betch.
ayo
>>690615113
EVERYBODY QUEUE THE PROPAGANDA
THIS ONES GOING OUT TO IDIOT AMERICA
>>690614974
If you're going through Summer in Portugal without a shower every day you're gonna have a bad time.
>>690614078
It's in enormous halls (and there were food carts in there as well) so the smell wasn't that bad unless you were literally face to face with someone, kek
>>690615370
You know what else is enormous
Not deez nutz
>>690614571
This is a serious thing
That's the one of the things I don't like about cons. I love being among all those people who share interests but my goddamn nose physically hurts whenever I stand near most. Because of my deafness I can hear and smell really good apparently. Seriously how hard is it to take a shower and use deodorant before going to a public place with hundreds of other people?
>>690614772
Some are, but there are also uni students, firefighters, teachers, military personnel, professional cooks,...
When you get to know people in here you'll notice there's a lot of variety
>>690614974
Every 2 days
and deodorant every. Goddamn. Day. You. Unsanitary. Cunts.
Funny thing is I usually use women's deodorant
>>690615071
>Perhaps a purge is needed
>Perhaps
I think we don't need a perhaps in that sentence.
>>690614974
Don't worry, I also shower daily
>>690615370
>Unless you were face to face with someone
So the smell WAS there
>>690615493
FAGGOT YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
Hlleo gyus if yuo cna raed tihs tehn yuo'er a foaggt go klil yuorslef
>>690615681
> typing that out
Cringe.
>>690615795
>>690615493
You're deaf? Partially deaf or like, completely deaf and have to use sign language?
>>690615658
>Megumin
>sigh
here we go again
>unzips pants
>>690615681
What?
>>690615658
>YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT
We'll talk about that next season.
Oh wait...
>>690615515
Nerds smell, that's a horrible fact. 3:
The fatter they were, the more smell. But it's not like I felt anything when I was just at my seat and stuff, the only way I felt that was like if I was waiting in line to buy food and some hambeast was in front of me et.c.
>>690615795
You're berth waz crinj butt wee dnot say nithung aboot it
>>690615893
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU'RE A FUNNY GUY
>>690615963
>aboot
FUKKEN CANOOK.
>>690615893
Coming from akeekoh
>>690616039
Lel i le trol u m8 git rekt magot
>>690615893
THIS GUY WANTS PROPAGANDA HE WANTS PROPAGANDA HE WANTS IT HE WANTS IT HE WANTS IT
>>690615681
R'lyeh Ia! Ia! n'gha! n'ghft!
>>690615277
> tropical rain forest in the middle of an ocean
The fuck does that mean? Better be good
>>690615317
>Portugal
Thank god I'm never going there
Shit just chilling in the attic before I replace the ac unit in there makes me sweaty af
>>690615370
If there is no crowded lines like cons, probably not
>>690615493
Theres that magical feel of being surrounded with people who share similar interest BUT the autism and smell just reminds me why I keep myself isolated from them
>>690615515
Good.. good to both..
What's the current high score? 50?
