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Roll for the gf you'll never have.
And join me as we roll our sadness away
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>>690545820
Bowlin
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>>690545820
FUCK don't portray real life you god damn roll gods
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>>690545944
Roll again
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Rollando
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Fuck it.
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>>690545820
Rollin'
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rollz
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>>690545820
Gimme dat 8

Guide me Lebron
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>>690545820
Rolling for a friend
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>>690545820
.
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>>690546366
reroll im a fat lesbian :C
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hehe xd
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>>690545820
tqtqtqqttq
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>>690546395

Kek
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>>690546317
I think I done good.
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Rolin
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rell
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Destroid!!
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>>690545820
rll
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>>690546600
o sheittt
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Ylololo xD
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>>690545820
re
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r
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re
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>>690545820
Rolllllin
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>>690546600

Found the wizard
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>>690545820
rolling
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>>690546711
Reroll
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well fuck
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rawl
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>>690545820
sadness? I only cried once today!
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>>690547177
Reroll
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R
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>>690545820
come on tomboy. you are always best girl
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>>690545820
'ight, lezgo
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>>690547760
brutal
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Rollin gcode
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Rollll
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>>690545820
K
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>>690545820
roll
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>>690545820
My 1st successful post
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rellan?
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>>690548219

>successful post
>click bait
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Do I have to roll?
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Sureeeee why not
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Rawlin
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Fuck this post
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>>690545820
rooll
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Rolllllll
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dammit.
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Diamond bar
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>being this lonely
Roll
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>>690548512
I might be ok with results
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reroll
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>>690548533
Dam sun. Relling again
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>>690545820
Roll
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>>690545820
please give me that uppity slut or tomboy...
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Rolling me a cutie
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>>690545820
Rul
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Ontrac
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top KEEK
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Rolol
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>>690545820
and the ugly people losers pretend there ugly so dont look pathatic and ugly but is smart and ugly
so who wants to be around the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers that smell like shit and is ugly and cock block everybody and is ugly and smell like dog poo like beyonce
like reddit and the ugly people losers that get rejected by the popular people and is ugly and act different when hurt the popular people with a trap or different traps cause the ugly people losers is lame and ugly and too ugly to hurt popular people with looks and smell like dog poo like beyonce like the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers and beyonce
and the ugly people losers has lie about being ugly or not smell like dog shit in movies or music
so fuck the ugly people losers that is ugly and still act gay and powerful but is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly on facebook and tv and the ugly people losers has loser friends on face book and smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly and people only pretend to be nice to the ugly people losers cause outnumber the popular people and everybody but the ugly people losers got rejected by the popular people and the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce so fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers and reddit that smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly on tv and music
and the ugly people losers kill popular people like biggie smalls and other popular actors the ugly way cause the popular actors thought the ugly people losers is ugly like the ugly guys losers that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and smart and ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly
thats why fuck the ugly people losers that outnumber the popular people and everybody like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly on tv or movies or facebook or school or workplace
fuck white people n usa belongs to the other races
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Needs more cowbell
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>>690545820
END MY LIFE
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Trollop
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rawlin
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rillerino
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>>690545820
rollerino
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>>690548956
Knew I would get the fat one as I am fat myself. Reroll
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>>690545820
I'm not rolling, but I like reading attempts at creating people, especially things like personality traits and things that stem from them. It's reasonable to be insecure about being thought of as a slut, because she acts like one, and dresses like one. Identification is one of the first steps to change.

>The slut
Popularity is good for not needing personal networking as much.
Tomboy is also a bonus.
It'd be nice to take these traits and put them into a different friend.
Loving physical contact could be fun to play with, as long as it doesn't turn into neediness.

>The Nerd
Being sharply critical is fine, as long as it doesn't end up just turning into impulsive delusion. Pessimistic isn't so bad, especially when deep pessimism is mixed in with periods of deep optimism, and periods of deep neutrality; it keeps things interesting while being overall relatively neutral.
TRS games are the shit, and it's good to be encouraged to play them more, but narrowness in interest is a bit of a negative.
Introversion is often thought of as social anxiety, or shyness, when that's not the case at all, I think humanity should grow past this by now, it's 2016.
Submission is no fun, it just ends up being the same shit every time. Dynamic is better.
Openness to BDSM isn't so bad.
>study aid, literature expert, voice of reason; fucking great, can't get enough of that.

>The Class Rep
Dressing well doesn't really matter. Not playing video games is fine, what's with the video game thing on here? Video games used to be a nerd thing, not that I'm complaining, but there's more to life than video games.
Getting annoyed at leaving work to her is fine, there should be balance in a good relationship, and being a slacker is kind of a dick move to begin with. Possibility of being a sadist is fine, a power struggle can be fun, and it allows for more of a dynamic, while submission can't really turn into dominance nearly as easily.
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>>690545820
I want the dumpy one D; they are the best
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Kuma
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>>690545820
roll
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>>690549080
Anyone but the fat one. Again, REROLL
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lets get this dun
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rerollin
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>>690548194
reroll for fatty!!!
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>>690545820
Rollo
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kys
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>>690549201
At this point I should just kill my self re-rollerino
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why even bother
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i want my waifu ;_;
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>>690545820
Rollz Royce
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Rollin with it.
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kysll
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>>690545820
Roland
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>>690549246
Fuck yes my girl
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rollan
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Shy nerd
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Try again...
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Rawl
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=(
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>>690545820
rrrrroll
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>>690545820
I love pretending I'll have things I'll never have!
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>>690545820
Rollin
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rull
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>>690545820
fack it and roll
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>>690545944
Roll
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>>690545820
roll
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>>690545820
Rollerino
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>>690545820
TriHard
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Mama
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>>690548953
I bet your ugly
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Rollerino
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rooooollll
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Ddr
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Roland Emmerich
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grr gons
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Sadness mountain here we come
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oh god, rolling
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>>690550077
Guess I now have to roll again.
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>>690550157
Welp... That was fun. As alone in fantasy as I am in life.
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Reeeeeel
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5 get
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>>690545820
Roll
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ROOOOOL
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Re re
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rowl
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>>690545820
RolL in'
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Rollin'
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>>690550157
Bad luck mate, Join me as a Wizard.
>>690550100
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Rollo
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r
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>>690551077
Re-roll
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Y
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>>690545820
>Gf you'll never have
Does this mean I get the other ones?
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>>690545820
Fu llc k lb ft
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come oooon 7
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rolling and getting dubs
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>>690545820
>>690549107

>The Class Rep (cont)
The talking to girls thing seems a bit immature. It's based off as seeing other females as a thread to reproduction. She could see herself as less, so she could be left for other girls, maybe she things you're weak so would leave, but leaving for others would mean a struggle for the male part of the resources. If she were to have a child, while another were to have a child, and the male were to be taking care of both, there's half as much care going into each child that there initially would have been were there to be only one, not to mention other factors that reduce care.
I could go into more theories, but there's more to get through.
She fails to manage her stress and or workload, and she's just a little raw since she hasn't found better ways to deal with stress.
>takes on responsibility
>can't handle stress
Teacher popularity is actually a nice bonus when it comes to high school students.

>The Uppity Slut
Money is nice. Life comes with work and stress, and one should strive to do more, but it's healthy to take a break and do things to relax, and that's just easier with money.
The demanding of being treated like a princess could be fun, depending on how it goes.
The dominant attitude in daily life could be fun, but add other people into the equation, and that could cause some problems.
Cock-hungry but proud isn't so bad, since it's self control. Self control is nice.
Not caring about my hobbies leaves her with the hobbies relating to fashion shopping, and sex, which is honestly pretty shallow.
Expecting to be dressed proper is fine; I prefer practicality, but she has money that could suit both looking proper while also being practical, there's really no problem, unless someone wants to dress like shit for some reason. Dressing bad has its benefits, but overall, isn't too much of a large factor.
Not having to do your own cleaning doesn't sound so bad.
Hating video games is a little irrational.
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Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
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>>690545820
and the ugly people losers pretend there ugly so dont look pathatic and ugly but is smart and ugly
so who wants to be around the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers that smell like shit and is ugly and cock block everybody and is ugly and smell like dog poo like beyonce
like reddit and the ugly people losers that get rejected by the popular people and is ugly and act different when hurt the popular people with a trap or different traps cause the ugly people losers is lame and ugly and too ugly to hurt popular people with looks and smell like dog poo like beyonce like the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers
and the ugly people losers has lie about not being ugly or not smell like dog shit in movies or music
so fuck the ugly people losers that is ugly and still act gay and powerful but is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly on facebook and tv and the ugly people losers has loser friends on face book and smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly and people only pretend to be nice to the ugly people losers cause outnumber the popular people and everybody but the ugly people losers got rejected by the popular people and the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce so fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers and reddit that smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly on tv and music
and the ugly people losers kill popular people like biggie smalls and other popular actors the ugly way cause the popular actors thought the ugly people losers is ugly like the ugly guys losers that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and smart and ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly
thats why fuck the ugly people losers that outnumber the popular people and everybody like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly on movies or facebook
thats why stay away from the white people
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>>690549981
I'm actually very pretty.
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>>690545820
Roll !
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Rolling :')
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this is a genuine roll of sadness
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>>690545820
Rawl
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Roller
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Let's see if I get actually get my fiance, totally the slut though isn't half so slutty anymore.
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>>690545820
growling for the roller
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>>690551726
Fuck yes. I got my fatty
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>>690545820
rollerino
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>>690545820
rell
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The Fatty

>fat as fuck

kek
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>The fatty
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Test
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>>690545820
comon slut
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>>690545820
curious
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>>690545820
rollin for feels
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>>690545820

Honestly the Slut is the best grill. With that being said...

Slutget
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>>690551872
regrowling at the roller for rolls
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Ok
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>>690545820
lets rol
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First
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>>690545820
i fucked up real bad
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Rolll
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alex is a fuckig niger
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>>690552346
rerooll
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>>690552346
Alex is a fucking nigger
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rolliii
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>>690545820
roll
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Rolll
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henry rollins
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>>690552537
thats bredy gud
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rolllllllin
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>>690545820
GOOOOO
I got the slut last time this was posted
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>>690545820
fickle nickle covered dice we roll and flay
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Rollssss
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Actually don't give a shit what I roll here, anything but 00. Rawlan
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>>690552766
Shit reroll
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Love
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>>690552072
Noice my type of girl.
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Rollllit
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>>690545820
rolling thunders
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Noko
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>>690552833
>>690545820
>Got the slut again
>Dubs
>Turned into the slut
Rerolling for who i'm going to fuck I guess
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roll on
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Seems legit
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Reroll
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rawlin
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Rolling for 5
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rol
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Not rolling, I already have a hot one
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Rollerino
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>>690548953
>>690549107
>>690551489

>The Uppity Slut (cont)
The complete dominance doesn't really seem realistic unless one is submissive.
This is still high school, so with the resources such a big wallet can provide, there's a lot of potential here.
The self indulgence and cock lust could take some time to be matured out of, though.

>The Career Girl
Not caring about a social life doesn't mean it wont be there. If it's attributed to personality and values, that's even better, since it's not very important. Focusing on a career, which is focusing on building a good future, is very good, high-school doesn't last forever, and finding something to dedicate one's self to is something people strive for, but don't find as early.
Impatience can be negated by reason, and since she has the voice of reason, that's not a problem. Rudeness can often be seen when it's not there, but if it's actual rudeness, communication and reasoning can negate the effects of that, since she does have the voice of reason. Childishness could possible be negated by reason, but that's also a bit of a vague term. If she wants to be spoiled, that's fine, but relationships are said to be based off of mutual benefit, so if she is given unto her, she has the voice of reason, so she would give unto you, probably. The voice of reason could go either way, honestly, it's kind of vague.
Jobfinder is a nice touch.
A kek goes to PTSD from video game addiction.

>The Dumpy One
I don't know what Undertale is, but taste in video games doesn't really bother me. This is high school, lack of social skills is common, and skills can always be developed. Being shy could be social anxiety, maybe that's a neurobiological thing, but skills can be developed against that. There's nothing wrong with liking alternative music, unless you're a normie who only listens to pop music and dislikes all other music for some reason. How they dress really doesn't matter. Self improvement is something that should be strived for.
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rollerino
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-_- why do I do dis
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>>690545820
roll
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Rawll
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>>690545820
Rell
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>>690548953
What the fuck is this bullshit, I didn't type that.
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>>690545820
rolling
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uppity slut get
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>>690545820
roll
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rollong
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Rick Rollin
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>>690553277
yuck im a tomboy

reroll for my lesbian partner
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>>690545820
I'm not playing this, but if I were a chick I'd be the career girl 100%.
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>>690545820
rolll
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>>690545820
10gp for gf
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rollin'
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>>690553333
uhhhhhh

okay so i get the harem with The Slut, The Uppity Slut and The Class Rep

but I'm a tomboy

niceu niceu, I'll take it
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Jk rolling
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Roll? Roll
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mah niggas we rollin
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Rolll
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>>690545820
Rollerando
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>>690552856
a cute fat girl who likes food and gets off on being abused.

im ok with this. even if I get fat, not like it dosent go away with effort.
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>>690553333
CHECKED
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>>690553522
Rerolll
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>>690545820
lets rol again
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>>690545820
rollin rollin rollin WHAT?
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rollin yay
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>>690545820
original
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Hoping for slut, dumpy, fatty or maybe tomboy.

Rollin'.
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Rollforlife
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>>690545820
Show me nerd!
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>>690553616
fuck that give the right one for red!
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>>690553599
So I become the nerd?

Rerollin for lesbos
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actual wizard coming through
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>>690545820
Roll :)
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Hoe Rollin
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Shlong in my ass
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>>690545820
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>>690553599
>>690553769
So I'm a nerd girl in a lesbian relationship with a nerd girl.

Sweet.
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Røll
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>>690545820

rollerino

ORA ORA ORA
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>>690545820
so who wants to be around the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers that smell like shit and is ugly and cock block everybody and is ugly and smell like dog poo like beyonce
like reddit and the ugly people losers people with looks and smell like dog poo like beyonce like the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers
and the ugly people losers has lie about not being ugly or not smell like dog shit in movies or music
so fuck the ugly people losers that is ugly and still act gay and powerful but is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly on facebook and tv and the ugly people losers has loser friends on face book and smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly and people only pretend to be nice to the ugly people losers cause outnumber the popular people and everybody but the ugly people losers got rejected by the popular people and the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce so fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers and reddit that smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly on tv and music
and the ugly people losers kill popular ppl like biggie smalls and other popular actors the ugly way cause the popular actors thought the ugly people losers is ugly like the ugly guys losers that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and smart and ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly
thats why fuck the ugly people losers that outnumber the popular people and everybody
and the ugly people losers has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause cant hurt the popular people and is ugly as shit like the ugly guys losers that got rejected by the popular people and has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause cant do anything and try to be better then the popular people plus the ugly guys losers smell like dog shit and is ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce
like ugly people losers like this pathatic bitch right here
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sure yeah whatever..
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highrolla
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>>690545820
wrowlin
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Optimus Prime
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>>690545820
Roll
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>>690545820
all ugly and pathatic and smell like dog poop and try to be better then the popular people and ugly and try to hurt the popular people with sex but is all ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is all ugly and fat and work all day and try to hurt the popular people the ugly way and try to kill the popular people the ugly way like biggie smalls
and the ugly people losers cock block the popular people from acting on movies
and the ugly people losers has to hurt the popular people the ugly way so dont look stupid even if the ugly people losers like the ugly women losers are ugly and fat and watches what the popular poeple do cause the ugly people losers outnumber the popular people and try to hurt the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like shit and is ugly
thats why fuck all the ugly people losers that is on tv and music
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rollins
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>>690545820
Roll
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>>690545820
roll
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Rolling.
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asd
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>>690554298
Fuck that, rerolling.
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>>690545820
roll roll
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>>690545820
I'm edge.
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