DEFCON WARNING SYSTEM JUST WENT LEVEL 3 (YELLOW)
MULTIPLE REPORTS OF MYSTERIOUS AND/OR UNPREDICTABLE MOVEMENTS OF U.S. AND RUSSIAN MILITARY ASSETS
POTENTIAL THREAT OF IMMINENT ENGAGEMENT WITH RUSSIA
I WILL KEEP YOU ALL POSTED
>http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/
>>690531687
Fake and gay
>>690531687
So why exactly did it move up if there's no real change?
>>690531819
CHECK THE SITE FOR YOURSELF
DEFCON IS A WELL-KNOWN PRIVATE MILITARY INTELLIGENCE BROADCASTING SYSTEM WHICH CONFERS DATA FROM MULTIPLE INDEPENDENT SOURCES
THIS MAY BE SOMETHING, OR IT MAY BE NOTHING, BUT IT DEFINITELY ISN'T FAKE
>>690531687
Everyone let OP have his moment of thinking hes gonna be in a 4Chan best moments thread.
it's lit fam
>>690532018
>private military intelligence broadcasting system
If its private Military then why the hell is it public?
>>690531687
>this is relevant
http://thebulletin.org/timeline
"IT IS STILL 3 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
3 minutes to midnight
2016: "Last year, the Science and Security Board moved the Doomsday Clock forward to three minutes to midnight, noting: 'The probability of global catastrophe is very high, and the actions needed to reduce the risks of disaster must be taken very soon.' That probability has not been reduced. The Clock ticks. Global danger looms. Wise leaders should act—immediately." See the full statement from the Science and Security Board on the 2016 time of the Doomsday Clock."
Is it just me, or does anyone hope for the big one to happen- that which ends all?
>>690532227
Private as in private enterprise, it reports from various independent military sources.
Oh look, it's happening for the thousandth time this month. Go shit up /x/ with your ronpaulhappening.jog shit, faggot.
ALERT STATUS FOR 9:43 P.M. SUNDAY JUNE 19TH, 2016
CONDITION CODE IS YELLOW: DEFCON 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaFJqaQF-5M
>>690532392
I want it to happen so it can be Fallout. Anyone else want Fallout in real life?
>>690532018
dumbass this is just a website some yuppie cooked up.
The DEFCON Warning System is a private enterprise which monitors world events and assesses nuclear threats against the United States by national entities. It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any military branch. The public should make their own evaluations and not rely on the DEFCON Warning System for any strategic planning. At all times, citizens are urged to learn what steps to take in the event of a nuclear attack.
>>690532588
Fallout wouldn't happen nigger. We'd all be dead, some sooner than others.
>>690532519
Have you ever heard of a story called "the boy who cried wolf"?
As it turns out, a military engagement between the U.S. and Russia has been brewing for a while now, and the situation is anything but stable.
But hey, go ahead and don't prepare for the first DEFCON 3 alert since 9/11. It's no skin off my back, family.
I'm comfy.
>>690532392
>the full statements
http://thebulletin.org/press-release/doomsday-clock-hands-remain-unchanged-despite-iran-deal-and-paris-talks9122
>>690532700
I don't know, that sounds a lot like Fallout
>>690532392
no i also want the World to go out with a bang
>>690532976
You do realize the world has to end, right? That it will indeed, end right? You do know this? It's only a matter of time and how it will end, but it WILL END.
>>690532862
>>690532785
>The first DEFCON 3 since 9/11
The site clearly states it doesn't represent the official alert status of the USG, fucknuts. The last official DEFCON 3 may have been 9/11, this isn't official and is therefore absolute horseshit.
Just sit back, relax and listen to some good last moments music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg
>>690533137
you will be gay, its just a matter of time
Good
>>690533275
Wrong one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF22gFtopm4
>>690531687
We are at DEFCON 3 because the nogs in Cleveland are going apeshit.
>>690532696
>>690532785
>use this site then
http://thebulletin.org/timeline
This site is legit and the statements are far more terrifying.
i guess this means I need to get off the computer and go eat my supposed last meal... then come back and check the thread and the site..
>>690532785
Fucking Doomsday preppers I swear.
If the US Armed Forces were on Defcon 3 the world would fucking know about it. That site you posted doesn't mean shit. And trust me, I'm someone who can't wait for the world to end but that shit is fucking stupid.
>>690533338
Look at this homo trying to proselytize his religion of homosexuatheism.
>>690533563
have patience my soon-to-be-fucked-hard-friend
>>690532696
>>690532785
http://thebulletin.org/timeline
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock
>>690533431
>The probability of global catastrophe is very high
While nuclear obliteration could happen it's most likely referring to climate change fucking up our planet.
>>690533651
Queer
>>690533651
You're platinum levels of gay bro
>>690532392
Itd be cool to be the last of the human race so that way there are no future peoples to enjoy life.
So, can a nuke be big and powerful enough to destroy America at once?
Fucking idiot, DEFCONS are classified information that's only relevant to a couple high end groups in government power and military. It's secret information that wouldn't be released publicly without a very detailed official statement along with it, most likely not even mentioning the current level, but just a description.
>>690531687
We had a good time guys. Good bye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
>>690533875
It'd have to be so fat they would call it "the American"
Love you /b/ros. Lets listen to some tunes and wait for Fallout to be real and kill each other for bottlecaps.
>>690534014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kP-vuOy8cU
>>690533826
>>690533812
with time you will accept the dick
>>690531687
Who gives a fuck? I hope all the nukes go off and kill us all. This world NEEDS to burn. Would I be afraid if it happened? Of course, I don't want to die... but at this point? I don't care. The world is beyond repair anyway. Our time has long since passed and it needs to be over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc
![2016-06-20 01_26_40-Reefer Madness (1936) - Colorized and Restored Version [BloodLogic].avi.png](https://i.imgur.com/Hwksf5S.jpg "2016-06-20 01_26_40-Reefer Madness (1936) - Colorized and Restored Version [BloodLogic].avi.png")
>>690531687
Why do people automatically associate grapefruit knives with
autism? I have a vast shitstain collection, mostly Asian and
rasin turds which seem to be the main tissues, and I don't
scream the fact that this makes me automatic. I'm a virgo, yes,
but enemas actually make me MORE likely to get flaccid. I have
had countless siezures with cute, cute horses in my stables
about the horsebutts I have smelled I have been able to
freak to women for the first hour because they want to know about my
stupid Prius, or my latest Booboo handled cocaine habit. I dream of
meltinga girl called anus so I can say ''I own a Prius butt I want
a cute anus'', that is when I will lose my fuel injection. But I'm
not automatically acting like a cunt to these piss bottles to use as
often as I can. I have many friends who drink it.
What do you guys think will be valuable during Fallout? I need some bottle caps before I die m8s.
>>690534676
>not having the strength or courage to even try ot make it better
0/10
U.S scrambled fighters from R.A.F Lakenheath and R.A.F Mildenhall in britfag land,
just routine intercepts on russian nuclear bombers, been doing it since the 60's its nothing new
>>690533841
I agree, but even after humans destroy Earth, all the space probes sent out to Mars and various other places have human germs, DNA on it that could evolved into humanoids in billions of years. In fact, this is a concern NASA has so as not to accidentally create intelligent life or spread it.
It will take the destruction of the Universe to kill humans and be sure of it.
>an act of God
>>690534676
YES YES YES
>>690534676
CRAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>690533137
Well the world does, not necessarily humans. Although they direction we are going will do it over soon enough.
ITS HAPPENING
TURN ON CNN
>>690534676
You don't even wanna be in Fallout? Whats wrong with you m8.
>>690535168
The universe itself has an expiration date. No human will achieve transcendence. No human survives. Allahu akbar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe
>>690535250
>this late
>>690534676
it would of happened in the 50's but we decided to give peace a chance, in the post war environment
we have enjoyed the longest peace between nations in human history
i guess all we have done is delay the inevitable new war that we are all terrified of
ITT tinfoil thread
>>690535017
Why would spreading intelligent life be something to worry about?
>>690535286
Fallout is a shit series bro. Also, in the event of a scenario even somewhat resembling Fallout you'd probably be dead within minutes, no offense. All of your prepping won't save you. :^)
>>690531687
>>690532018
>typing in all caps
>heralding an event
>using diddy doodly widdle watchdog sources
Hello there /x/
>>690532089
we lit fam
So, is the website real or no? Or is something like this actually happening?
>mfw I live in Australia
>>690535486
Because we would have evolved so separately that contact with them would be hostile, could be exterminate them or be exterminated. We'd be so different that it would lead to violence. Just look at humans against humans today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWPACef2_eY
>>690534116
Kek
>>690535773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs
[spoiler]WTF m8[/spoiler]
Kek will appear at dawn 8 23 16 7 43
Its bullshit run by some nutjob. Its like the Doomsday Clock, but instead of being a metaphorical sign of how shitty we are as a species, its a rating of how paranoid the rednecks are.
>>690536292
Lol
I highly down there is any truth to this. There is nothing on any RELIABLE news source. So I call bullshit.
Fake. Dahboo77 hasn't made a video yet.
>>690536802
Fear porn star 77.
>>690534676
but i havent finished bleach yet...
>>690536980
Hey, Dahboo is suoer credible. He makes videos on the internet catering to the paranoid and unhinged.
That's God's work.
>>690534676
.
>>690534676
..
>>690534676
...
Greetings, professor falken. Would you like to play a game?
>>690534676
....
Look at their FAQ
>>690535571
>implying /x/ isnt the best board
>>690537920
So is it fake? Or...
>>690538003
>>690538003
>implying wading through 50,000,000 identically retarded threads is worth it for a few spoops
Can any militaryfags confirm this is fake and gay
>>690531687
When war breaks out
KILL THE BANKERS
Flamer
>>690531687
we ded
>>690538220
>implying none of the other boards are full of the same old bullshit
>>690531687
defcon 3 isn't shit, come back when its 2.
>>690538234
you dumbass, the site says its defcon 3 so it is defcon 3.
although nobody has confirmed or denied OPs claim so what OP said is probably bullshit, but the defcon is real
>>690538093
The only way it could be real is if it shows up somewhere else. The doomsday clock was updated for 2016 not tonight. It means something could very well happen in 2016.
Russia USA and UK need to join forces and bomb all of Middle East - then start deporting all Browns all world issues solved
>>690538531
The site says that it does not display the military's Devon system and runs off of what the general public is posting.
>>690532588
oh yeah i will take jet and get high in my powerarmor
even though OP is a fag, there have been a lot of recent provocations by the russians lately, they are just trying to get away with as much as they can while the cuck obama is still in power before things change for them next year when trump steps up
>>690538744
fucking waste ofmy dubs man
>>690538559
Whats the doomsday clock? I don't read shit about the world ending and that type of stuff.
http://www.defconlevel.com/
current level: 5
moving on.
>>690532560
Shit shit shit wait im not even in the military.
>>690538877
no, that is a waste of dubs
>>690538903
its made by scientists the last time i saw the clock it was 5 m before 12 now its 3 thats not good
>>690538478
At least I can masturbate to the /b/ ones instead of just being annoyed by how anyone becomes that retarded on /x/
>>690539204
How does it work?
>>690537680
yes
lets play, global thermo-nuclear war
>mfw Israel's been nuked
>>690531687
>not a .gov url
Riiight
>>690538903
I briefly read about it. It is a clock that is based off of previous years of government activity and bases how close the world is to doomsday. For 2016 it is really close but has nothing to do with this now.
>>690539361
That would be a great day.
>>690539288
so the doomsday clock represents likelihood of nuclear war.
the closer it is to midnight, the closer we are to nuclear war.
so if it moved from 5 mins to midnight to 3 mins to midnight, thats really not good.
>>690539288
they analyze the political situations and some other facts and show the danger as a clock
>>690538955
iron dubs speak iron truths.
>>690539539
What happens if it reaches 0?
>>690532696
Are you americans that stupid? preparing for a nuclear attack when you are going to die anyway. Its like how they teach students in schools to hide under the desks. A nuclear attack is going to wipe out anyone in its radius, a desk wont do shit. Its all fear mongering bullshit and every one of you take it as fact
>>690539738
we're all dead.
>>690539738
then i hope we die without pain
>>690539738
Terrorists Win and we go to next round
>>690539738
You finally get your dick wet
>>690539377
Like the government wants to warn the world that they are soon to fuck the world up by launching nukes.
Get the fuck outta hea
>>690539864
>>690539863
>implying it doesn't turn into fallout
>>690539539
too much money to lose probably a epidimic biological warfare first not nuclear probably NK would do but not Russia,
really gay thread
and no captcha keep your own shit for who I spy to
>>690531687
It's gone up to level 3 because if Britain leaves the EU, David Cameron and Norman Osbourne will set nukes off.
>>690538531
What i'm asking is if some unusual movements are going down not that if defcon Is real
>>690540080
>epidimic biological warfare
Governments would then reach the conclusion to nuke entire populations far away from it to quell the infections.
Ultimately, it's about the nukes.
Anyone here live in nuke targets?
I live in Oklahoma so I'm probably good
Rip Israel
Can the Doomsday clock go up a minute in the same year?
>>690540433
Illinois here. I'm lit.
>>690540433
i live like 20 miles from the US enduring stockpile so rip me
>>690539946
>implying the gov wouldn't find it funny as shit to watch the world freak the fuck out while nukes are flying everywhere while they sit in their nice fortresses watching the shit go down off of cameras that are posted all over large cities
kek, you MUST be right.
this is oklahoma now. a live picture posted on live leak
>>690540433
Large city, I'm fucked.
>inb4 turns into Fallout and we survive killing super mutants and shit
I wanna kill and loot some fags when this happens. Every man for him self. Will team with someone though. Can't be doing this alone.
>>690531687
Brother, DEFCON is a term created by Hollywood. What we use is very similar but not this exact term. And also no numbers. Also, civilians do not know about this system because its no use to them, the govt tells them what to do and when. And its not a matter of "iron helm hurdur martial law hur hur". Its because people are dumb and they get dumberer when panicking.
Also, Army sgt here 35 series currently deployed. AMA?
Cause we have to keep the people of 4chan alive
>>690541007
Maw, nigga. You gotta vault boy that shit.
why dont you just call up Strategic Air Command and ask them what the defcon is
>>690541125
can you prove you're innaarmy
not trying to be a dick its just that there's a lot of shit spewing ITT
>>690540866
>mfw I've been dead for the past five minutes and the afterlife is /b/
>>690541003
even the people in the surrounding towns and villages are fucked, you, in the city get the main warhead dropped on you, the people in the surrounding places get the other charges, a nuclear missile isnt a 1 hit wonder, it actualy has more than one warhead, designed to do maximum damage to as many targets as possible because of anti-nuclear defence systems
>>690541125
Do you rape the survivors?
>>690541125
Amd another thing. The only reason Russia is on the news again is because the DOD stopped buying F35s and the manufacturer is losing their shit over it. So, some DOD higher ups with special interests are announcing Russian Military movements in an effort to bring back up the need for more F35 and similar peojects. So, in summary, a company will lose $$$ because we dont need their product so company & pals creates (or tries to) demand.
>>690541464
Great, so I'm still dead. Fucking fantastic!
>>690541377
Whatcha want? DD 214? Orders? Pic of the snowless mountains?
>>690541464
except for the fact that they don't target population centers anymore, retard
>>690541499
Nope, corpses. But only if they're kids!
>>690541851
Your dick, on a tank, with a timestamp.
>>690541851
orders works
so what do you guys do anyway?
it says intelligence but what does that really mean?
>>690538721
I can run with this
>>690541919
you're stupid if you believe that
ok lets just put our military hardware and strategic assets in the middle of population centers, that way we cant get nuked because of rules...
>>690538955
Last updated the 15th, shit can change a lot in just a few days dude
>>690542000
Haha! There are no tanks in here. Just MRAPS and the other newer ones that replaced the humvees.
I'll see what i can do.
>>690542112
that's not what i'm saying.
look, if there's a base or target in a population center (like fort bragg or benning) then yeah, they'll target the base and then whatever dies, dies.
but they aren't just gonna target say, san francisco, because people live in it.
not how nuke strategy works.
>>690540433
I live in Oklahoma too. Edmond. I think I'm good.
Buckle up boys, it's gonna be a wild ride.
>>690542323
unless they aim for sill.
fallout can go a hell of a long way.
>>690542302
unfortunatly it is on the russians side, and yes it is on ours too, but we have to wait until our citys get hit first, which is a fucking mistake in my view,
>>690540433
Canada... I think I'll be ok
>>690540769
And it's taxpayer money that funded all those underground bunkers they have all over. It's a damn shame.
If there's a nuke exchange I'm probably dead. Joke's on them though, I'm always drunk and want to die anyway
>>690542543
nope canada dead too in global thermo-nuclear war
your a part of nato
>>690542236
I was trying to call bullshit, go with the other anon w/ the orders, I really don't need to see another dick pic today. But I got trips so... Fucking waisted it.
>>690540433
Bay Area, we are fucked.
>>690542469
yeah i forgot about sill.. so the radiation is gonna kill me instead of the blast. i'd rather take my chances with the blast then go all fucking metro 2033
>>690542080
>>690541377
This is the best i can do right now.
>>690542302
and all they changed on that was the current targeting which was set on citys, now they have to be specificaly targeted, which can be done in a few seconds
>>690542674
ah fuck me
>>690542448
>mfw fallout is happening irl
>mfw i'll be killing and looting bad peoples bodies for days
>mfw i have good karma and known as the good guy
Am I the only one excited for the inevitable big ass war that's just around the corner?
>>690537276
he definitely puts out alot of good info for sure
>>690542080
I just stare at a screen all day and look at some relevant info and lets me know whats going on with some stuff i need to know.
I cant be any more specific.
US jets got very close to shooting down Russian bombers over Syria. THis is likely creating some kind of tension putting the militaries at heightened readyness. I'm sure we will hear about it on the news tommorow.
Source: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/06/19/u-s-and-russian-jets-clash-over-syria.html
>>690542806
hey, thanks man.
glad to know somebody is legit.
so what does a 35X do?
I couldn't find much specifics, just "intelligence"
seems kinda neat if you're doing centcom shit.
also, I saw a E6 looking glass take off the other day, should I be worried?
>>690543077
>inevitable
Can you elaborate to a dummy?
http://www.greaterfederation.com/defcon-level.html
Says it's level 3 here too btw
>>690543356
It means unavoidable, and if you still don't understand then go re-read the thread
>>690542806
Of you really are that guy, I redact
>>690542714
Now I want that dick pic on all military hardware you got around.
Else, I'm good.
>>690543497
I meant why is it inevitable, not the word itself.
>>690543238
So a 35X is a position for e-7 and above, but an e-6 may have the role in some instance if needed. Pretty much they oversee operations of the lower enlisted but mostly foxes, mikes, quebecs and sierras. Pappas do their own shit.
If youre in the US the only thing you should be worried about is domestic terrorism and the town crazies and drunk drivers. Other than that, its all cash.
>>690543538
+ even if it's a really shitty shoop
>>690543739
Dude just read the thread, plenty of worthy explanations there itself. But really just take a good look around you, the world definitely isn't getting any calmer and tensions are continuously rising all over the fucking place. Anyways, I'm too sleep deprived to continue but I think you get the point /b/ro
Welp I guess it would be cool to die on my 20th birthday ;(
>>690533234
underrated
I'm not worried...
>>690544011
Lol no young man.
I gotta go. Anyone interested on a full AMA tomorrow maybe?
>>690544248
ya sure I'd be down
>>690544248
yeah dude, would be awesome.
what should we look out for for a title or post?
also, /k/omrade here, we would fucking love to have you over on /k/
>>690532085
>Hanging out for his thread to be archived.
Holy shit im fucking scared now
>>690544385
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw0Zr1fbHp0
It's happening!
Was gonna go to bed so i can get up early tommorrow. Fuck it, im cracking a beer now, this looks like the US might legitimately be at Defcon 3
>>690537198
drink faster
fap and go to bed
>>690544352
Alright cool. I'll do it @ 0200 eastern time but not a 100% guarantee tho, internet here is amazingly slow (214k or some shit) I'll post a picture of my weapon and a timestamp.
>>690537198
Top kek
>>690544639
Kek
>>690544674
Fucking hope so
>>690544711
I've been thinking of making bleach challenge videos where the "bleach" is really just yellowish water in a bleach bottle and one person acts like they're about to barf. It would be funny to see if other people would actually do it after that.
Fuck boys ISIS has invaded Murica
>>690545074
MY ANUS IS READY
>>690545074
thanks Obama
>>690545074
>breakyournews.com
>mfw there will never be large-scale atomic war in my lifetime because the aliens have demonstrated on multiple occasions they have the ability to disable our nuclear launch facilities on a whim and will intervene before any missiles can even be launched
>>690545252
kekd
>>690544333
>>690544352
I will post on /k/ tomorrow at 0200 eastern time
>>690545348
And we all know niggaz waz alienz nd kangz nd shii so u gotta thank them for keeping the peace against the white caveape
>>690545479
sweet, thanks dude!
>>690545479
yeah man, big thanks.
mountain time here so that actually works perfectly because i'll be up then and waiting on it.
>>690545511
It's worth noting the first widely-publicized abduction case happened to an interracial couple.
>>690545479
Kek, telling everyone you will do it @ 2am, I wonder how many have noticed.
>>690540433
Alabama. No problem here.
>>690545899
Ai truu lmao
>>690545899
the lindbergs werent interracial
>>690540433
Live within 20 miles of a major U.S. air force base
I'm 100% fucked
>>690545479
in how many hours is that?
>>690546342
They totally killed that baby and ate him.
>>690546266
he said tomorrow
>>690546403
Tell me when the sirens go off
I'M STILL A VIRGIN WITH A DECENT LOOKING BODY AND PASSED UP SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES TO GET LAYED PLEASE GOD NO THIS CANNOT BE THE END
>>690546665
No but missing those quads won't help your case either
>>690546779
Rip
glad I moved out of my nuke target town a little while ago now. Kind of a shame they removed the air raid sirens already though.
>>690546665
Find a hooker.
>>690546642
I'm keeping an ear out
Fuck, I live right next to a Target.
So are we really going to war or wat?
>>690547430
not yet
>>690547164
I'm in the same boat
At least we'll die knowing we had poor choice in living area
>>690547430
anyone know what happens to the election if the states are put in a status of war?
>>690547560
What do you mean not yet? How close is it?
>>690547888
depends on how you look at it
also, checked
>>690547430
Tensions are high b check back in 30 minutes, we will know more than.
Remember if it isn't on /b, it isn't happening.
>>690546403
Proof that I'm fucked
The crudely drawn circle around the dot is where I live
>>690532588
Wed all be fucking dead you autistic faggot
>>690548011
b=but
than=then
touchscreen=even shittier typing abilities
>>690548253
Shit, forgot the image
God I'm retarded, I deserve to get nuked
LOL. I just went on & off of a US base w/ no issue. FAKE.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ANONS THIS IS NOT A DRILL RUSSIA HAS JUST INVADED CALIFORNIA
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
>>690548383
We'd
>>690548524
M8
Put down a real link
>tfw no bugout bag
help
>>690548524
Lmao, California. Like they wouldn't invade Alaska first to set up for a proper continental offense.
>Kek
>>690548524
aint clicking dat shit nigga
>>690548524
i ain't clickin that shit nigga
So it's all good now well that's to be expected
>>690548772
I'm in the process of making one
>>690548810
Would you rather fight a Californian or an Alaskan?
>>690548524
Anaheim checkin in nothing but clear skies so far
Okay /b/ usually doesn't get into my head with all the fake articles anons make but this shit looks authentic. Any confirmations?
SoCal faggot reporting in
>>690539123
You got sequential numbers thats pretty ok
>>690548967
>forgetting about the fact that vandenburg is in CA
yeah alaska would make a shit ton more sense
>>690547865
Is that supposed to be rhetorical or are their people that actually don't know?
>>690548524
Los angeles reporting in, no commies over here
>>690549329
Different fag reporting, I don't know either honestly
>>690548524
Oops i clicked that fuck me this is my end of the world isnt it
>>690548524
>safari
GTFO of here macfag
>>690548967
Californian, typically, they don't have guns + that's where surfers and the tech industry are so those are easy targets. The Mexicans/gangs would be a problem tho.
>>690548967
Way higher population in California as well as higher military presence. Far less resistance in Alaska and you could tear through Canada like the joke we are.
>>690549457
Describe what lies on the other side fam
>>690549329
im gonna guess that its put on hiatus and that obama gets yet another term or something in that manner
>>690549427
Now I'm not 100% on this but I'm pretty sure election is halted and Obama remains in command until the conflict is resolved
>>690549688
Ah, gotchu
Also, checked
>>690549520
Eurofag detected.
>Believing in stereotypes
ITS 2 A.M. AND ALL THE SCIENTISTS AND JOURNALISTS ARE ASLEEP FUCK I NEED UPDATES
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06XoncZL7Fk
>>690548967
Problem is, if they start in Alaska they'll have to go through Canada to get to the rest of the States.
Good luck with that, comrades.
>>690549612
Not him but just a google search page of alert
>>690549833
First day of summer, even the us military is scared of the summer fags
>>690549612
Google, some links, a wikipedia article about 4chan all from the search of "where can I download child porn and how can I kill the president"
>>690549842
WTF IS THIS
>>690549599
>>690548967
Literally bases every 30 miles in socal of navy, army, marines, and fighters stationed at every airport which again is like every 30 miles.
>>690549842
God damn it, idk why but that gives me the creeps, now I'm not going to sleep for a while
>>690550011
recording of NATO radio transmissions just recently
>>690540433
LA, either ways all hope for fallout is ruined cause of Cobalt Warheads
>>690546403
LMAO, I live so close to an air force base in california that I hear the wake up calls and stuff.
>>690549857
Our military force isn't equipped or large enough to deflect a Russian invasion. Only reason no one's come after us before is literally the whole world would be like "the fuck you picking on Canada for, they're nice blokes" and they'd get their shit stomped at both ends.
>>690549769
not even close, texfag
really, why do you people try that sad shit
>this person lives over here
like that means something
>>690550011
it's nothing, move along
>>690550011
Some fake ass numbers station, don't worry it usually doesn't mean shit but I still don't like listening to the monotone ominous voice
>>690531687
and the ugly people losers pretend there ugly so dont look pathatic and ugly but is smart and ugly
so who wants to be around the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers that smell like shit and is ugly and cock block everybody and is ugly and smell like dog poo like beyonce
like reddit and the ugly people losers that get rejected by the popular people and is ugly and act different when hurt the popular people with a trap or different traps cause the ugly people losers is lame and ugly and too ugly to hurt popular people with looks and smell like dog poo like beyonce like the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers
and the ugly people losers has lie about not being ugly or not smell like dog shit in movies or music
so fuck the ugly people losers that is ugly and still act gay and powerful but is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly on facebook and tv and the ugly people losers has loser friends on face book and smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly and people only pretend to be nice to the ugly people losers cause outnumber the popular people and everybody but the ugly people losers got rejected by the popular people and the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce so fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers and reddit that smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly on tv and music
and the ugly people losers kill popular people like biggie smalls and other popular actors the ugly way cause the popular actors thought the ugly people losers is ugly like the ugly guys losers that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and smart and ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly
thats why fuck the ugly people losers that outnumber the popular people and everybody like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly on movies or facebook
the white guys hurt different races in usa the ugly way like britney murphy and bruce lee
Ominous
http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/military/drones-radiation-detectors-designed-nuclear-emergencies
>>690550040
Called it
Russians could have fun with the fresh marines straight from boot camp
>>690531687
Going to be rideing my kangaroo, and hunting crocs while all you non ausfags suffer and burn
Bad company anyone else?
I have the weirdest boner right now.
This isn't healthy.
I knew I shouldn't have stolen my friends Viagra...
>>690550313
Please write a book of poetry. I'd pay for more of these. serious.
>>690550202
You live in the country and you think California is all surfers,vegans, sjw and tech nerds? Pretty sure it's one of the states with the highest military presence?
>>690531687
The website isn't the real defcon status
It says so on the site.
The US militery is at defcon 4 or 5 right now depending on branch.
Noone is on defcon 3
Why are you beliving a non affiliated for fun website?
Why is this thread so dead
Bump
>>690551036
Link to the real one
It's beginning....Fuck...
>>690551210
Real one is classified
7 fighter launches in the Europe
>>690550971
Fuck if I know anything, I learn everything off the tv + failed geography in HS then dropped out & got a GED. So, I'm making blind guesses and random assertions, kinda like people's detections...FML.
>>690551210
There is no real one
But you can check the NORAD website, if shit hits the fan they let you know.
Currently nothing in the world is happening that warrants defcon 3, the last time defcon 3 happend was 9/11 when the US was directly under attack.
Aside for a NATO drill and Putin makeing fun of Trump nothing is happening right now.
>>690538343
Get the fuck out of here commie scum
>>690551313
No its not
Why are you beliving a pretend non affiliated website?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/german-foreign-minister-accuses-nato-of-warmongering-russia-military-exercises-tensions-anaconda-16-a7088936.html
>>690551599
>because pic related
also nice get
>>690551388
>>690549688
I've gotten the same dubs in this thread, kek
>>690539958
That's not how it works, that is really, really not how it works
>>690551647
Exactly
NATO has been doing a wargame drill and this dumb pretend defcon site is thinking it's real.
>>690538721
Lol you do realise you're the immigrant in America? Stupid Americans.
>>690539853
Good job, you repeated what you learned in a YouTube video. Duck and Cover is there recommendation because you are not important enough to waste a nuke on. Duck and Cover protects you from falling loose objects, glass and poorly maintained equipment, not radiation, because you won't have to deal with any, because you probably don't live within six miles of a nuclear silo.
This has got me thinking,
America is currently hated by most countries.
It is because of the big oil wars in the middle east.
Japan is protesting the us military.
I think someone needs to bring the reins in on the military.
I don't think that Russia wants to conquer shit. They just don't want to be bullied by America. And our news sources aren't going to tell us that.
>>690539333
Check'd and dank reference.
Do you want to play a game?
New bread?
>>690540433
I live in Maryland
How fucked am i?
>>690551994
Jokes on you, I don't give a fuck. I just wish the terrorists would leave us alone which isn't likely because we basically made them...so...I fucking hate my government...also, darkie can stay if darkie stops taking people's shit, that being said whitie better stop conning everybody.
>>690542806
Kill urself pls
>>690540433
I'm 1 mile away from 3rd degree burns
>>690544674
Shiiittt, I just called off work lmao.
>>690545074
My penis, is ready.
>>690541732
Wow wtf dude, you serious? That's fucking crazy. That means some dumbass fucking weapons company could very well start a global war by bullshitting stories in hopes of getting their sales up. Thank you capitalism you never seem to dissapoint in your destructive ways.
>>690552663
You called off work because a pretend website says defcon 3?
Hope you loose your job.
>>690552663
the fuck did you tell them?
>>690546665
Show tits
>>690552754
Well an economic structure wouldn't do anything if it wasn't for the greedy assholes influencing it.
>>690549614
That would be great
>>690552869
"I'm an idiot and think this pretend website is real and I'm scared of something that isn't happening"
