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Cringe thread
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>>690490829
Im trying boy
Reminder that music videos for cringe don't work if it's just annoying to listen to, it has to be a special kind of bad like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYGLk4RH_Vg
I still say that the best cringe videos are ones that start off bad, and get even worse as time goes on. This video has four moments where it goes from bad, to worse, to hellish, to nightmare, and finally, death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo
>>690491209
>>690491615
A classic
Please kill me.
>>690492097
hes dead serious too
>>690493301
With pokemon shit it's nearly always Lucario/Charizard.
>>690492615
This is despicable.
>>690489885
Westboro baptist church
>>690490856
this kid is alpha as fuck
Fresh
>>690494169
who cares anon
why are you so insecure
no pussy for you
>>690494169
This hurts me to my core.
>>690494592
She is 1500 miles away
>>690492615
What in the fuck is with you children being obsessed about having metal hanging off of you? It looks so stupid and makes you all that much uglier, which was a serious challenge for the ugly land whale in the pic.
>>690491615
I had to stop when he went up to the counter
That man has too many chromosomes
>>690495327
Keep watching you pussy. It gets better.
>>690489885
At least has a girl and is getting mad puss, already less cringy than everyone posting in this thread
>>690490206
>makes fun of traps
>gets called on it
>im going to kill myself
holy shit what a faggot
>>690491615
Okay, this is bad, but when he starts playing with the toys in a loud cacophony or sperg shouts, I entered turbo cringe.
feminist from orlando fresh o.c ha at this cunt
>>690489885
scene kids are still alive?
>>690496048
How is this cringe ?
>>690495523
Jesus Christ
>>690496273
>shut your fucking mouth normi
>>690491010
this guy actually represents half of /b/
>>690491555
wheres the cringe?
>>690496048
I'm sorry she rejected but there's other fish in the sea.
>>690495523
Imagine the ink used to print one of them
>>690491555
No cringe.
Bad spelling and pic though
>>690490829
>agnostic
retard redflag
>>690496501
>Normie.
Yeah ok kid you keep on >implying
>>690492891
3spooky5me
>>690494169
Jesus lord
>>690497067
holy shit i'd bomb that on site if i ever saw one in town
>>690497551
classic coming through
>>690492891
>I am smart enough to use a library computer
TOPKEK
>>690498134
>i pose like this so gravity makes my flab look like mad biceps
oh dude i love plugin air fresheners
>>690490829
I wish my car was agnostic. I'm tired of its preachy fedora shit.
>>690494169
>>690494169
>>690494169
>>690494169
>>690494169
>>690491209
>Why do you want us to change the gender of our established character?
>Because I'm transgender
I will never understand those people
>>690492891
Hacked into games? Are they referring to mods or is this all horseshit?
Contributing
>>690490856
Alpha AF. 10 GF's probably an understatement.
>>690500130
They typed in idkfa once and thought they were badass
>>690492891
>Have you ever murdered anyone?
Why is that the same thing every edgelord says when they're confronting someone?
>>690494169
>Calling metal music, fire.
>>690497067
I'd use that as a car bomb
>>690497700
>I'm supposed to clock in for work
God-fucking-damn, niggers do ANYTHING just to get out of work, do they?
https://youtu.be/N8P1oGF2nnA
>>690497221
>fedora
>jesus
>pewdiepie
>fire shit
Oh boy
>>690500186
I know that guy
>>690496048
This isn't cringe
>>690501120
What's rail hunting?
>>690501563
Bullshit.
If so is he as cringy as he seems?
>>690492891
We have new gorilla warfare pasta
>>690501120
They just train nerds. Dude you're on 4chan your hobbies are just as cringey as looking at busses that can only drive on tracks.
At least trains have a use
>>690489885
Time for AIDS SKRILLEX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozMuy_k4Nrg
>>690495523
w/o the pony faggotry, its actually an impressive resume.
>>690499463
>filename
Lost.
>>690494169
don't talk to me or my sons son ever again
>>690495523
Guys got a pretty impressive resume. He probably found a job with that despite how cringy it is
>>690501120
Two dudes enjoying their hobby. No cringe
She thinks we all are fapping here.
Guess she was pissed cause a coworker wants to fuck her a too some creep shots also.
>>690503740
>>690497221
>>690497700
pcp: a powerful thing
>>690499939
their mentally ill, but its not pc, so everyone has started to play along with their delusion because acceptance.
>>690496501
What is this scene? I remember seeing this on the new when i was little.
>>690500410
>>690503789
"im actually a pretty nice guy haha"
my sides man
>>690503740
>>690503789
What a stupid bitch, he's trying to warn her about some cringey creeper who is probably pretty dangerous. People who stalk like that have fucking mental problems.
>>690490856
I thought this was a cringe thread, not YLYL. Oh fuck man I lost pretty hard.
>>690504214
I CAN FEEL THE FREEDOM
>>690504236
Dude that's fine that he tried to warn her. The cringe part is in what he said to her. He warned her so he could be the whiteknight le saviour of the day, but instead turned out to be a cringey faggot. ""im actually a pretty nice guy haha""
Also gtfo, whiteknights are not welcome on /b/.
>>690504214
haha is this real?
OC
>>690504424
Yeah that's a good point.
>>690504424
HEY I'll have you know I'm actually a pretty nice guy haha
This is worth the read if you haven't seen it before.
>>690504419
I'VE MET THIS GUY BEFORE
HE GOT MARRIED TO HIS PLUSH DOLL
>>690491845
what the fuck
>>690505306
No fucking way, really? Is he this bad IRL. Did like his family and shit all support his pony wedding?
>>690504779
Well its terrible
>>690494169
Is the cringe that you listen to metal?
bump
>>690505779
>took over the tumblr blog
go ahead and check it, im sir scumbag
www.ask-humantale.tumblr.com
>>690491010
Ugh, that disgusting trigger discipline. I wish he'd have shot himself in the hand taking that pic, but airshit doesn't blow fingers off, unfortunately
>>690492615
the guy who actually needs glasses to see is taking them off when he looks at her
kek
>>690506000
nice trips i lold
>>690490856
What's cringier the watermark or the kid?
>>690506000
>its ok son, i always knew you where a worthless faggo.
>>690504595
Alex Jones is fucking insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR0hNTPZSZA
>>690506343
Definitely lol. I watched that bohemian grove shit last night.
>>690505976
Someone said they love metallica, but then didn't recognize a metallica album.
However metallica is fucking shit and is not metal. Metallica fans are faggot posers
>>690496515
Either an edgelord or a faggot kek
>>690491010
Absolutely disgusting
>>690491615
oh huh, I can't believe I watched this whole thing
>>690504595
yeah dudes fucking quackers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
>>690503373
probably working for another failing startup.
>>690506301
WHY would you do this I don't fucking get this picture at all. Are you trying to fucking tear your achilles??
>>690505779
This pic is a true piece of art
Seeing how absolutely every "person" in this pic doesn't look the tiniest normal
Hell, they all want to be special snowflakes, and they achieve it, but more like special shitflakes
Whats the problem with being white and normal lol, thats the real art
>>690501120
A guy I know started off doing that. Got into the railroad, retired, and now restores old steam locomotives.
>>690489885
hottopic rawr sounds more like an underground fighting thing.
>>690506474
Lenny alpha as fuck
>>690506531
Haha holy fuck
>>690494169
Kill yourself, Jules.
>>690506174
How do you "take over" a blog?
>>690489885
I raged. I lost.
>>690506474
Fucking lost
>>690506301
>dad, I thought you would go crazy about this.
>no son. I'm going crazy over these delicious tacos only available from Taco Bell©
>*CRUNCH*
>>690491845
this makes me want to fucking kill myself
>>690491615
hes playing with them in the middle of a mcdonalds...
>>690508058
And voicing them!
He made another video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuDDSHO0EiQ
>>690501429
Oh god THE CRINGE.
>>690506301
>>690494169
holy shit fucking poser
>>690506000
I do not see the cringe only a faggot and a father and some delicious taco's. If they were spicey of course they were heartwarming. It is clear the man already knew but needed his comfort food anyway.
>>690506000
He'd wish his son also ate tacos!
>>690491615
oh wow, he actually interviewed Tara Strong!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4TUJjxEsds
>>690506301
I know a chick who lives near that guy.
This. https://youtu.be/IKnXsbXBJ6Q
>>690506301
wow that got me all teary eyed and shit. quick someone pepper spray me for a pallet cleanse
>>690506474
Lenny TheLudicrous is making some excellent points.
>>690508340
Is it cringey to kind of feel that way about Zelda though?
Oc from facebook
>>690508686
>>690492615
WHY IS EVERYONE SO FAT, CRINGE WORTHY AND DISGUSTING IN AMERICA???
Nuke. Yourselves.
>>690505976
>Fade to Black
>Metal
faggot
>>690493502
What a bunch of mongoloids dude. You know they're all like 12 and pulling all this out of their ass.
>>690509104
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fade_to_Black_(song)
Are you literally retarded?
>>690499463
talking about the walking dead obviously.
>fans of the show
>Clem was in my bed
>show
>clem
>>690489885
>>690509132
kek what a gaylord
>>690501120
guy i used to work with, his 10 year old kid was crazy about trains. have a railyard in town that they lived near. he'd spend all his summer just going down there and watching the trains. after a while the engineers and other guys would put him to work doing stuff for them. when he got out of high school, he went to some train school.
now the kid's an engineer in his 20s, making tons of money. but he doesn't spend any of it. he still spends all his free time going down to the railyard and watching trains.
>>690493502
but... Charizard WAS useless for a long time because of Stealth Rock being so prevalent in competitive play. Why are these kids acting like experts when they don't know what their fucking talking about.
>>690509132
Don´t.
>>690497334
Alpha
I was once an atheist. Like many atheists, the issue of people believing in God frustrated me to no end. What is it about atheists that we would spend so much time, attention, and energy refuting something that we don't believe even exists?! What causes us to do that? When I was an atheist, I excused my intentions as caring for those poor, delusional people...to help them realize their hope was completely misguided and even dangerous. To be honest, I also had another motive. As I challenged those who believed in God, I was deeply curious to see if they could convince me otherwise. Part of my quest was to become free from the question of God. If I could conclusively prove to believers that they were wrong, then the issue is off the table, and I would be free to go about my life.
I didn't realize that the reason the topic of God weighed so heavily on my mind, was because God was pressing the issue. I have come to find out that God wants to be known. He created us with the intention that we would know him. He has surrounded us with evidence of himself and he keeps the question of his existence squarely before us. It was as if I couldn't escape thinking about the possibility of God. In fact, the day I chose to acknowledge God's existence, my prayer began with, "Ok, you win..." It might be that the underlying reason atheists are bothered by people believing in God is because God is actively pursuing them.
>>690509464
>i am barely hanging on. i cant take much more of this.
>>690505306
I wish you actually had met him so we could have a fucking story about it
>>690506301
man... you millennials were treated with such kid gloves and coddled that you never learned any shame, did you?
how much you want to bet his mom still has all his participation trophies...
>>690491010
the one to the left is the less disturbing one tbh
>>690509464
ugh just me me me, like boo hoo mental break downs welcome to reality.
>>690493053
No cringe, just a decent chuckle.
>>690509432
sounds like a nice life
>>690506177
Gave me a good fucking laugh there mate
>>690506474
Don't know who's trolling who here
The album is ride the lightning. The song is fade to black
Btw I hate Metallica. Metal is fkn gay and for perma manchilds
I was at some art fair thing yesterday and I was spinning a wheel to win some free junk and this fedora wearing teenager runs up with his foxy toy and shouts "foxy give him your luck". He proceeded to do that to everybody in line
>>690509132
heh i know this guy. Runs lots of cosplay/anime clubs around San Diego
>>690504173
Luis Donaldo Colosio
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Donaldo_Colosio
>>690510267
What music. You like?
>>690508611
>>690505306
Samefag
>>690506177
>real gun
>>690509425
Haha I haven't heard that phrase since middle school. ~1998
>>690506177
>not even gonna point out that he has a jericho
Ok
>>690491615
He fucking traded his with another mans daughters toys. Kek.
>>690503239
Summer faggot.
OC.
>>690510515
I don't really listen to music
>>690502741
That image is retarded, I take a lot of LSD and I can tell you that anyone who uses LSD and is a faggot was already a faggot before they used it.
>>690509406
he literally said they like the show so they watch him play the game
>>690493053
fake and gay
>>690491010
>>690506177
Shit I didn't even notice that, he's aiming right at his own hand with his finger over the trigger. But yeah it's clearly an airsoft. Also it looks like he drew those 'tattoos' on his hand with a sharpie.
>heeeeee
>>690509432
We have a name for people like that. Foamers... If you work for the railroad and are one.... We tent to make their life hell.
>>690492891
>>690500593
we have, actually...
>>690491615
Disgusting
>>690506474
See, Lenny gets it.
>>690511031
Pretty cool guy, sense of humor, would anal test him all night / 10
>>690492615
Is that girlvinyl?
>>690502741
>Cringe
>YGYL
Pick one
>>690501959
the real cringe here is the camel case in your filenames
>>690504173
Luis Donaldo Colosio
>>690511111
fucken cheked
>>690492097
Seems based
>>690504173
I remember seeing it on the old when I was big.
>>690511395
IDK man, armyfag here, frag grenades don't do damage like that, they just send shrapnel out. It's anti-personnel, it doesn't like blow holes in walls like in games and shit. But of course the media uses fake pictures and maybe they had to tear the house apart a little to get in there, who knows.
>>690511111
>checked
>>690511111
>>690511111
witnessé
>>690496602
>Cell phones are ahead of the time where we are using them
>>690511920
>garlic bread
god fucking damnit every fucking time no matter how many times i read it
>>690490206
ah the rare double sided cringe
>>690511784
It's how we were taught to name files for programming, it's efficient when creating thousands of interacting files and shit. Just a habit now.
>Get a job
>>690499939
not all trannies are this retarded
>>690491615
Oh my God… she is not paid enough to put up with that shit
>>690512287
>the way she walks away while he tries to explain stuff
comedy gold
>>690510459
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>>690511345
No shit, do you see them in the second pic?
>>690511111
Quints
>>690501120
Nothing wrong with watching trains anon. My dad used to take me, he had worked for the railroad so he had all the schedules.
>>690493255
Fuck... how did this shit worked so well?
>>690509132
what a cuckold
>>690501959
I'd imagine watching / filming trains as they go by.
>>690511111
Fucking witnessed
>>690509464
>What's the point in getting offended by a fucking garlic bread meme
11/10
>>690512406
Justin Bieber man, it's right there
>>690512719
Or 1 and 1/10 in mixed form.
>>690511950
>hispanic news
The small detonation could have been enough to knock the walls out of a really poorly built house?
>>690489885
One way to get emo pussy..
Become a pussy yourself.
>>690497334
Nobody fucks with the nigga in chainmail
>>690491615
>Some guy was kind enough to give me the whole set
Im such a fat ass I couldn't help but go there everyday for a month to collect them all.
>>690512242
camelCase(); looks retarded and triggers my ocd
>efficient
the most efficient way to seperate words is using-dashes();
no shift pressing required and it's uniform and easy to read
for languages that don't support that underscores_look(); good
>get a job
good thing im a senior software developer at a company that doesn't use bad retarded naming conventions
i bet you specialize in java and do your loops {
like this
}
instead of making them actually
{
readable
}
urAFilthyPleb
learn-to-formatting
>>690489885
more cringe that you would post that fake ass shit
>>690506736
thats probably it
this guy fights in his spare time, fucks teen scene kids in his work hours.
he's probably 30 too
>>690490206
What is this shit about an essay?
>>690511920
But what did she mean by garlic bread?
What was she trying to comment on?
>>690508525
Ayyyyyy
>>690511950
An explosion in a small space = big boom
Its science
>>690510882
When I see pictures of people in a group, I usually pick out the one I would fuck. I would not fuck anybody in this picture.
>>690491010
He's holding the knife backwards too.
Equality right
>>690513232
Yeah but it's not like a firey, forceful explosion, it's just molten metal flying through the air.
>>690506177
bfgmovies on youtube gun is real dude is a bro a trap and a komando
>>690496214
It died in 2007 for the most part. There's still a few here and there. I sure do miss getting laid by robotripping scene sluts.
>>690513233
Lucky bastard
>>690494169
Well it's not fade too black I think the fade is black enough
>>690513309
thats not b8, thats a lure
faggot
>>690513116
you are petty
>>690491845
Wat
>>690513416
Fucking lel
>dosent get drafted
>Isis win war
>burnt as abomination to allah
>mfw
>>690513670
>Implying she wouldn't hinder war efforts
>>690495523
Who the fuck says he uses vim in a resume??
>>690513416
what a useless cunt.
>>690491209
>>690513219
she was probably trying to google "Garlic bread" and typed it on facebook because old people are retarded
>>690503789
White knighting faggotry
>>690513804
only hardcore programmers use vim
>>690512930
wat
>>690513442
Its not the metal that was the problem in a confined space its the force of the explosion within a fucking ceramic toilet i think half a toilet might take out a wall
>>690512855
>jinco jeans
>>690513116
Holy shit i didn't even read this, haha why would anyone go through this much effort? Dude get a life, please!
>Wow that's pathetic.
>>690491010
flanders!!! I love him
>>690511111
Garlic bread
>>690513967
i dont use vim and im not a programmer, your logic is sound.
How does anon go on about a cringy son/daughter?
I mean, I can accept being gay/lesbo, but going in public places with a stuffed horse or whatever is just ridiculous.
>>690513549
... what's the difference?
>googles definition of lure/bait
>>690514199
>triggered.
>>690513973
Your fucking maths is cringe worthy.
11/10 is a improper fraction
10/10 is equal to 1/1 or one whole. Your mark of 11/10 is therefore not a proper fraction. Since your denominator is 10 and we have one left over the correct answer is 1 and one tenth. When you faggots go 20/10 or whatever you are just saying 2 15/10 is just 1 and a 1/2
cringiest video in youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZneYxAjOsc
Question: Are Lesbians better than Gays?
I mean, Lesbian porn does have twice as many tits and no dicks.
>>690514528
>>690514528
So 110%
>>690514329
>taking the bait this hard
Moron.
>>690514616
Closet homo detected
>>690491615
I feel so bad for McDonalds employees
>>690489885
Least he has a girl faggot
>>690497221
A Fedora and a cross
He's probably 6
>>690514528
>>690513116
Samefag
>Please get a gf, bro.
>>690514852
I'm literally suggesting the half of homos that AREN'T me are better in some way.
>>690514528
Congratulations. You're a faggot who tries to sound intelligent on the cesspool of the internet. A toxic waste of life who feels he has to teach basic mathematics to some anon he's never actually seen in person. Here's your prize:
Go back to the Youtube comment section
>>690514615
Not even close baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zhx17Pk69w
>>690513116
A senior software dev who doesn't follow already established conventions?
>>690506474
Fuckin Lenny
>>690514739
endless bait
>>690514616
who cares, that's like asking if greeks are objectively better than polish people
as for porn, just depends what you're into
>>690511586
What the fuck is wrong with him
>>690490829
>mirror piercing.
>>690515182
>>690512855
>life, my dad
>>690514719
Yes this is correct also. 110% is possible depending on the situation. For example if invested 5 dollars into the OP is a giant faggot share scheme and received 10.50 in return you have made a 110 percent profit. It depends on your domain and range of your function
>>690491615
Holy FUCK, I just got to the part where he starts playing with them. Jesus Christ man why.
>>690515070
Taking the b8 this hard
>>690515402
thanks, tips
>>690506474
I laughed.
>>690515063
Triggered
>>690515402
>domain and range of your function
>first semester of university algebra
>>690505782
Isolate that bottom left picture and you have a decent reaction pic.
>>690491615
jesus christ man. Go do it in the car. Talking and recording while people are trying to eat is cringy enough. I won't even delve in to the fact he's a pony-fucker
>>690515032
first one isn't me, i don't start sentences with capital letters
and im only mad about programming conventions, who cares about math
>tfw qt trap
>tfw qt bf
>>690514528
>What is a whole fraction
>>690491615
this nigger serious
