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Any Christians on 4chan?

Let's talk about stuff!!!
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>>690471509
What do you want to talk about?
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>>690472043
How was your day :3
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>>690471509
There is no god you fag.
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>>690471509

There are a few of us here.
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>>690472460
12 year old detected
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>>690471509
Anyone who thinks true Christians are dumb and childish are misinformed and live very ignorant lives.
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>>690472571
God is not dead nor doth he sleep.
The right prevail the wrong will fail.

>>690472460
One day you will say otherwise and sadly to the wrong; being.
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jebus was the world's first hippy
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>>690472571
Nietzsche was a fucking faggot. Read Stirner you fucking scumbag.
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I would punch every christian piece of shit in the face.
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>>690472774
he likes to rest on Sundays from what I've been told
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>>690471509
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if god cared no bad shit would happen. Satan for life
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>I would punch every christian piece of shit in the face.
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>>690473083
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>>690472997
Not sure which day he considers to be the Sabbath but yes that was a rule worthy of writing in stone to him.
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>>690472847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvsoVgc5rGs
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>>690473029
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>>690471509
There are many sites where one can go to be among their like minded and share their good news. 4chan is not that place. Get the fuck out of here.
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I don't mean to be an asshole, but can a christian please refute for me this argument:

>There are over 4000 unique religions in the world that are all inconsistent with eachother
>Only 1 can be correct if any are correct
>What are the odds that christianity is the right one?

For me, I feel like this argument is all that's required for me to not believe in christianity. I'm agnostic of a supreme being, but I don't believe scripture. What makes this argument not work against you?
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>>690473083
God made promises.
He is keeping them.

Right now if mankind wants better WE need to make it happen.

Gods next big promise is based on when all of mankind decides to declare "peace peace peace"

Satan just lies to us.
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>>690471509
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>>690473431
When tilling soil it is best to go where the soil is richest. Often it is right under ones own feet.
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>>>690471509 (OP) (You)
There are many sites where one can go to be among their like minded and share their good news. 4chan is not that place. Get the fuck out of here.
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>>690471509

https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD

If you want to talk about religion, we're making a religion and philosophy discord, since it seemed like there wasn't one yet.

>>690473261

>max stirner

No.
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What if everything is right but we're seeing it wrong?
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If youre a christian then you would know that enslavement is against the bible, fucking hypocrites
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Jesus was so liberal 2000 years ago, now people only assimilate him to conservative assholes...

Curious to see god's opinion today in our modern context
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>>690471509
Hey guys, God here. How was your day? Mine was good, made a mighty fine sandwitch, also, I saw that new Coen Brothers movie. It was pretty good, but anyway, I have some pretty big news. I'm not real.
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>>690473729
stop pinching jesus's nuts
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>>690473481
they just ignore it
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>>690473644
Then show proof of your so called god.
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How about this, fuck god, fuck him hard, see? nothing happened or will happen, a weak ass God ain't a God I want to worship.
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>>690473481
Christ taught many things.
He was trying to get folks to have a more personal relationship with God and to get them NOT to just follow and pay tithes to men in funny hats.

It was NOT his goal to encourage any particular religious group. It was his goal to make men seek out what we have in common and to be more like a "family of man" rather than a "church" or "corporation of man".
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>How about this, fuck god, fuck him hard, see? nothing happened or will happen, a weak ass God ain't a God I want to worship.
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>>690473853
you are looking it wrong piece of shit
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>>690473674
>max stirner

YES!
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>>690474094
A deranged man leading the desperate in a cult. He was no god.
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EVERYONE READ MAX STIRNERS "THE EGO AND IT'S OWN"

YOU WILL BE FUCKING FREE OF BULLSHIT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
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>>690472946
k
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>>690474008
Theres no need for proof for every man will die one day and they will find out the truth whether they want it or not, They can deny God as much as they want, that won't change anything.
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>>690474413
FOR THE REST OF YOUR SCUM FUCKING LIFE!
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>>690471509
Not a practicing Christian, but fascinated by it. Have you ever read, The Light And The Glory, OP? Great read.
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>>690474160
Nice text bro lets see if it stands when you are rotting in the ground.
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>>690474061
God will fuck your ass until you cry and beg for mercy.You will hope being in hell every single day.That's why you need to believe.
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>>690474470
Know why you can't provide proof? Because your god is a fairy tale. Take your delusions elsewhere.
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As for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are around you. You may also buy from among the strangers who sojourn with you and their clans that are with you, who have been born in your land, and they may be your property. You may bequeath them to your sons after you to inherit as a possession forever. You may make slaves of them, but over your brothers the people of Israel you shall not rule, one over another ruthlessly.

Leviticus 25:44-46

Nice job supporting slavery delusional faggots
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>>690474061
If he did not strike down Cain when he murderedd Abel or Adam and Eve when they broke the rule he had placed before them. What makes you think he is going to strike you with lightning.

No, Gods style ids to let you live a very long life in which you learn to regret the things YOU actually do wrong and not just the crap some fellow in a funny hat tries to foist on you.
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>Nice text bro lets see if it stands when you are rotting in the ground.
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>>690473083

>Denying the existence of God
>Satan for life

Make a choice faggot
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What kind of fucks me up is I'm still debating on whether there is a god or not but if he has the power to do anything what if he used it to remove any and all evidence of his existence. What if he's testing your faith.
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>>690473523
What about the holocaust
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>>690473481
Whether a religion is true is not quantifiable by how many other religions there are ._.
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>>690471509
My favorite thing about the Bible is how it calls out Christians as being full of shit MOST of the time.

That book totally works.
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>>690474410
IO don't generally debate his divinity.

Just the value of the things her taught.

He did not claim he was God he simply said we should worship God. He claimed to be "The Son" You or any other could as easily claim as much. As created beings we are all Gods Sons and Daughters. (Angels made flesh)
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Omfg, why are people so dumb as fuck? You don't need to write shit about this. Just read Max Stirner already and you have all the answers for the rest of your life. Fucking scum people. Holy fuck, fuck off already! Greetings from Germany. The most brilliant fuck ever.
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>>690472946
Edgeking
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>>690474094
Okay...

But that doesn't address what I was saying at all. Mathematically, you're probably wrong. And that's ignoring that scripture is obviously wrong in many other ways. Let's look at it this way:

The king James bible talks about some things that we now know are obviously wrong. For example, the flood was obviously not true.

>Man lived for 900 years
>Built a wooden boat large enough to store 2 of every species of land animal (there are millions of species of land animals)
>Plants didn't go extinct
>Australian species just went back to Australia and aren't anywhere else in the world

If your scripture says nonsensical things like that, which obviously aren't true, that how likely is it that everything else in the bible is true? Why would it have some things that are just false and then have things that were true:

>Jesus was the "son" of a supreme being Yahweh
>God cares about what you do with your junk in the privacy of your own home
>God really cares about what you think about but doesn't stop you from thinking about it

Why are there obvious lies in the bible amid the things you believe to be true?
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>>690474094
Without Christ himself as the son of God, Christianity becomes Unitarian. Jesus Christ allows for not just the vertical covenant to exist between man and God, but also the horizontal covenant between men themselves in the spirit of fellowship to love and live for one another. These two combined are what the cross symbolizes and the holy Spirit completes the trinity with the light to exist and carry us and lead us as need be.
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>>690474960
No, there is no God, be smarter than those 5 year olds, also "testing your faith" he knows everything that is gonna happen and can change it, but fuck no lets fuck with these guys instead.
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>>690475058
God did the Holocaust? I had no idea Hitler was God.
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>>690475282
You can't debate divinity because all you have is a fairy tale.
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I'm an Orthodox Christian, and I've been one all my life. I'm not the most devout christian, but I try to be a good man and not sin as much. To which denominations do you belong anons?
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>>690471509
Protestant here
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>>690471509
I come here to praise Jesus, bring you the good news of the gospel, and look for good cp.
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>>690473083
Don't expect God to help you with shit if you don't accept god in the first place.
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>>690475396
Debating a fairy tale. How intellectual.
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>>690475058
This was the work of Satan. Pffft, obv.
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>>690475378
>The king James bible talks about
Stopped reading there.

Everyone knows the King James Bible was edited ... by King James. :\

The fact that you would use anything out of that bible is an indication you have no clue what you're talking about.
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>>690474780
Read the Bible search up a bit and then come back later even your scientists have confirmed t
the things it says, not about god and stuff of course but its historical truth, even the flood was confirmed if i remember right.

But keep believing what you want thats like closing your eyes and putting your fingers on your ears while screaming "theres no god, theres no god" You will die one day just like the rest of us, denying him to make yourself look smarter to society wont help you once you are dead.
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>>690475107
And yet everyone born in the middle east is just as convinced that Islam is the one true doctrine. How much sleep do you lose thinking that you may have, by fate, been born in a part of the world where they have taught you the wrong faith (christianity), and that when you die you'll be greeted by Allah who tells you that you praised the wrong god and will go to hell?

Probably absolutely none. And that's exactly how a Muslim thinks about your religion. Or any other religion in the world. They're all almost the exact same, but are mutually inconsistent in factual claims about the creator of the universe and his prophets.
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>>690475601
as said before Protestant, I can respect orthodox though, waht are you of? Slav decent?
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Jesus sucked my dick once. It was ok.
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>>690472774
>God is not dead nor doth he sleep.
He is both dead and sleeping.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn:
"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"

He will wake and his faithful will be consumed first.
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>>690471509
There's no point.
If you are in fact a christian yourself, most people on the internet will dislike you if you say it publicly, I don't see why.
It's just the cool thing to do now a-days, I don't know who said it first or why people just out-right disagree with it without out much thought, but there's nothing we can do about it.
If you genuinely want to talk about religion, more specifically Christianity, I'd say your best bet it to go to church and talk to like-minded people who are willing to talk about it with little to no pre-emptive judgment
I wish you luck.
Hare Krishna.
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>>690471509
convince me to join your religion
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>>690471509
Is it ok to read Harry Potter? >>690471509
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>>690475601
I've only been to Baptist churches.
Religion really helps me in a day to day life and I don't understand why people choose to so forcefully disrespect something that makes others feel complete. On the other hand, if you believe in God, and he's real, be you go to heaven. If he's not, nothing happens, so what? If he's real and you don't believe, then literal hellfire.
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>>690475451
I mean we can't have someone holding our hands all our lives. We have do run this world to the best of our abilities without help
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>>690475699
The true beauty of faith is that it is not necessarily up for debate. You can choose to believe or not. No one is debating your lack of faith, anon.
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>>690475753
K. Every bible talks about the flood. And every bible has been altered. If you go to a bookstore and buy a bible it's going to be one of two versions, of the hundreds of revisions of the bible

>King James bible
>English standard bible

They're basically the fucking same though, but they use different language. Your iron-age prophets were no more enlightened than King James was though.
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>>690476170
Do you want to rot in hell forever?
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>>690475889
>And yet everyone born in the middle east is just as convinced that Islam is the one true doctrine.

1. Jesus was born in the area of modern Palestine. The entire Bible not only takes place in the Middle East and Mediterranean, it is also the basis for Islam.

2. Christianity is Judaism. Literally. "Christian" was a derogatory Greek term used to mock Jews who believed Jesus was the Messiah.
"Little Chris-likes" is what it means.
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>>690476090
If Jesus sucked your dick, it would be miraculously great. You would throb out gallons of cum for a few hours, more pounds of jism than your original body weight. It would be a miracle. And you would praise Jesus for his miraculous and perfect cocksucking.
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>>690475834
The debate isn't about god, it's about the cult called christianity that wraps itself in god for validation. Your peddling a fairy tale- one that has enslaved many, killed more and relies on keeping people ignorant to survive.
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>>690476363
I want to have a connection with God not practice a hollow religion out of fear
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>>690475058
What about it?
It killed of the vast majority of true Hebrews.

What we are left with today is fulfillment of other scriptures. (Revelations 2:9 and 3:9)

Israel needed to once again exist as a Nation which it did not for nearly 2000 years. Now it once again exists. As Christ in Matthew 13 said it would.

Gods plan I imagine is going pretty much as he expected it to.
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>>690476306
>If you go to a bookstore and buy a bible it's going to be one of two versions...
>>King James bible
>>English standard bible

Wrong again. NIV (New International Version) is one of the most popular versions and it's supposedly a re-translation (not interpretation) of the original Bible manuscripts.

How that works? Don't bother asking because I thought King James destroyed much of what didn't directly sync with his desire to fuck around and murder his ex-wives.
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Think of it this way. I would rather worship him my whole life and find out he's not real than not worship him and find out he was real. Cause you're probably fucked if that's the case.
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>>690476409
You want to keep 'refuting' everything except for the actual claims of these arguments?

These religions are either all wrong, or one of them is wrong. If you're right, and Islam is wrong, then hundreds of thousands of people have been thoroughly misled simply because of where they were born. If Islam is correct and Christianity is wrong, it's the same.

The validity of any scientific claim relies on evidence, and both of those two religions have absolutely none. They are also both inconsistent with eachother: At best, only one can be right. What makes you right, and them wrong?
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>>690471509
Hello my fellow brothers
i feel like im losing my religion. can anyone relate?
I used to be a very strong christian, and i still am to some extent. i would pray to god and chat with him in my head before sleeping every night. and now thats stopped.

I've been exposed to a lot of science recently and i feel like life is pointless and is just one big coincidence. life and everything as i know it can be dumbed down to just one big ongoing complex chemical reaction, and were but a spec of dust in the universe.

when i try to think back to god i feel its just another way people try to make sense of this nothingness or pointlessness of life. and its making me doubt my faith. i will always believe in god though, there cant be creation without a creator.

i also feel like im losing myself to evil and im going to snap. like im fighting an inner battle with a demon. i now have really depraved thoughts which i never used to think about, and they never stop.
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>>690475601
I used to be baptist, fortunately I got better. Hail Xenu!
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>>690473481
because my dear anon, out of all those religions, only Christianity requires God for salvation.

All of the others, salvation or nirvana or whatever are predicated on the actions of the individual alone. In these religions, their gods are rendered powerless and for decoration only. That is, their gods are useless and just there to add flavor since it is ultimately up to them to save themselves. what need is there for allah, if you only have to follow the 5 pillars? what need is there for a buddha if you only need to follow the 8 fold path?

In Christianity, salvation is rightfully so, out of man's reach alone. God's grace is needed for salvation to be attained.
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>>690476090
>>690476124
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>>690476934
just as you are more fucked if you picked a fake god over Allah or Ahura Mazda or whoever instead of staying neutral by not picking one among many jealous gods.
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>>690476924
Are you going to talk about anything other than semantics? I'll say it again: The bible makes obviously incorrect claims. They are completely, obviously, wrong. The flood, talking snakes, parting lakes, walking on water, duplication of food, and all the the timelines that lead people to piece together a claimed age of the world being 6000 years. Why does the bible get so much wrong, if it's actually right?
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>>690475612
Why do Protestants add the Doxology to the Lord's Prayer? They are literally blaspheming the LP and committing their eternal souls to Satan.
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>>690477375
I mean not picking one is just as bad as worshipping another god so gg
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>>690474792
I'd say completely banishing Cain from society and making Adam and Eve able to die and have crappy lives counts as smiting down. And God did plenty of smiting in the Old Testament
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>>690477076
Newton was a Christian. Are you saying Newton wasn't exposed to science? Are you somehow smarter that newton?
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>>690476299
No, it's not about faith. It's about people like you. Smug little shits who think their faith and themselves are such special little snowflakes that everyone should adopt it for their own. You and your kind are no different than the crazies in ISIL.
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>>690476821
>I want to have a connection with God not practice a hollow religion out of fear

The only way you could have a connection with a God is to learn about that God and the way he/she works.

The Christian God spends most of His time telling you you weren't called to fear. Come on, man.

Obviously the book was compiled two thousand years ago - "fear" was required of subjects by their kings and queens. It didn't always mean "be petrified" it meant "humble yourself in the extreme".

If you don't know anything about God how can you have a connection with him/her?
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>>690472623
>>690472763
The earth is only 6000 years old!
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>>690477023
>You want to keep 'refuting' everything except for the actual claims of these arguments?

That's because the claims are made by someone who's getting really obvious things wrong. How can anyone take you seriously?

>These religions are either all wrong,

Says the guy who knows nothing about any of these religions. See what I mean?
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>>690477678
no you misunderstood
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>>690475378
As the other poster has pointed out you are working with a bad translation.

Noah's flood was NOT World wide. He only carried animals from the middle east.

No all of mankind is NOT descended from Noah nor did Noah's curse on Ham suddenly create black people these are foolish traditions of many ignorant religious groups and again I do not teach traditions that are popular. For example I do not teach Adam and Eve were the first humans ever.

Or that all of us are sinners because they ate an apple.

I do not teach lies like rapture.

I tend to stick to the things Christ himself is supposed to have said.

I do not consider the Pope or Paul to hold greater religious authority then Christ himself.

As to what is true and what isn't I refer again to the teachings of Christ.

Judge not lest you be judged by your own measure.

Love God with all your heart your soul and your mind.

Treat all mankind as your family do unto them as you would have them do unto you.
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>>690477678
He was also an alchemist and a bunch of other batshit stuff. Just cause he got some physics right doesn't make him infallible.
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>>690478071
What a joke dude. How can they both be right then?
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>>690478153
yeah sorry bruv. I just reread your post.
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>>690477076
I have an opposite conclusion from the obvious lack of god.

If there is no god, the universe is no less amazing, awe inspiring and wondrous. The meaning of it all? It falls upon us, the sentience of the universe to discern and decide.

And morality? Well, there apparently no god to bring justice to the wronged, and to help the suffering. So that responsibility falls to us. We cannot be like Christians stepping over homeless while muttering that god will take care of them. Its up to us to bring justice and fairness.
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>>690477678
Science is the new dogma.

No one's figured out that one or the other doesn't work.

The most brilliant minds (Einstein included) have already accepted that both science and faith are necessary because a certain amount of faith is necessary since we really have no idea wtf is actually going on.
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What I don't understand is why the hell all you pious people are on 4chan
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>>690478215
In those days, alchemy almost meant chemistry I believe.

He also got calculus right tho.
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>>690475396
Blah blah blah.

Anything to not have to listen to the basics and do them.

Covered the primary points and teachings right here.

Which churches synagogues or temples. displays a crucifix an ichthus or menorah is not at all important to me.

Religions are the teaching and traditions of man that make void the word of God.
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>>690477076
Good first step buddy. I felt this way for a while. Its scary, but losing your religion will be the best thing that ever happens to you. Carry on /b/rother.
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>>690478488
>2016
>still believes 4Chan is a private little clubhouse
>kek'd
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>>690478488
Because they're delusional little shits who think they and their fairy tale religion are special.
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>>690473765
Yes, but if you actually read it, you would see that the conditions on and in which slaves worked improved greatly with the spread of Christianity.

Don't be a moron, look up the defence, it makes sense.
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>>690478479
Fuck off. Science is not the new dogma. If it was, then we would realize that vaccines aren't causing autism and that gays are biological abominations.
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>>690477651
not at all. Did we bomb the Swiss for trying to stay neutral in WWII? No, but we did bomb and punish the countries that chose wrong.

Just as a jealous god could act. The neutral may be treated much more gently than those align against him.
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>>690478246
History.

Judaism, Christianity and Islam are based on the same accounts. "Judeo-Christian" as an adjective? Jews worship the God of Love. Christians worship the same God. The Old Testament of the Christian Bible is Jewish history and law, The New Testament is Jesus' teachings.

Islam is an account of the same thing and the SAME GOD except featuring Mohammed as the Messiah.
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>>690478203
So what you're saying is that you don't believe the things in the bible that you know aren't true, but you do believe the things that aren't proved to be untrue.

We're not all sinners because they ate an apple, because that would be silly. The bible says that, but it's stupid so nah.

Eye-witness testimony of what Jesus talked about? I believe that because it could actually be true.

Your view of the world is so fucked. You've accepted ignorance as a basis for how you live your life. We don't know what really happened, so I'm going to pick this thing because a book written by iron-age peasants says it's what happened.

The only correct belief for things that you can't possibly know is an absence of belief.
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>>690472762
Anyone who THINKS will by default not be christian.
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>>690478903
dont be a fool. Judaism and Christian maybe. But islam worships a perverted version.
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>>690478870
I guess I see your point anon
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>>690475889
That is why I examine other religions and compare them to my own. fuck, do you think we just accept what we're told like sheep.
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>>690478488
You'd be scared to learn who's on 4chan. Everyone's got a spiritual component. It's as old as man.

Charles Manson's got a spiritual component.
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>>690475509
No I can't debate divinity because Christ did not claim it. He did not run about telling every one HE was perfect and that they should do things his way.

He healed some and fed some and taught a few to Love others as if themselves, and to do unto other as they would want to have done unto themselves.

Simple and yet it raises the expectations so very high. Not just 10 rules that arrogant "High Priests" could muddle and replace with their own nonsense.
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I don't know how people can make through their whole lives and still be christians.

It's such an ugly, hateful, restrictive way to live and think
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>>690478903
So there's one thing that they have in common, and it makes them all true? What about everything different about them?

So what if it's the same God? If you don't worship Mohammed then you're still following the wrong religion, and what you think God wants isn't actually want God wants.

You can claim that the God of every religion is really the same. The religions are still fundamentally inconsistent with eachother.
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>>690471509
I furiously smash my pussy with a crucifix
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>>690479096
Christians worship the perverted version.
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>>690477678
We are certainly better informed than Newton was. Mostly because the scientific revolution he helped set in motion. So we each know much that he couldn't: that there are better, more detailed scientific theories than what the bible offers; clearer evidences for the age and history of the planet which the bible just gets wrong, etc etc
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>>690478575
>He also got calculus right tho.
True. But he was searching for the Philosopher's Stone. He got some right, and some wrong, and some very crazy. That's the problem with holding anyone up as an authority. We are all fuckups on some things.
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>>690476124
I don't consider Crowley or some made up mad arab to be any more reliable on matters of Truth than the Pope.
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>>690479144
fuck yeah you do dude. What percentage of religious people follow the same religion as their parents?

>coincidence
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>>690478350
i've heard of that conclusion. "the meaning of life is what you want it to be"
thats what keeps me going i guess
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>>690478812
Look up the word "dogma". I don't think it means what you think it means.
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>>690473644
That's the stupidest thing anyone has ever said, ever.
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>>690478488
we re here for the porn.
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Lets talk about SEX Baybe , lets talk about u and me ... good old song happy times no religion conflicts WP world wp
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>>690479283
Almost all Christians don't follow the Bible to the letter though. They brush over the "kill all the gays" bits and choose the teachings that make sense in modern life. If you were to follow all the hardcore teachings then yes, it would be restrictive and hateful, but barely anyone does
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>>690479096
Nope. Perverts worship themselves. :\
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>>690472813
magician*
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>>690473481
Pussy agnostic. Why not just accept that the very idea of a supreme being is exceptionally silly? There is no god.
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>>690479559
"a principle or set of principles laid down by an authority as incontrovertibly true."

so, how is it again that homos aren't biological abominations and vaccines cause autism?

Unless, you are the example of a vaccine-induced autist?
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>>690479621
yes.
and the dank memes
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>>690476251
Nah, the book of Romans says you will be "judged by the light you have seen"

Basically whether you're wise and good
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>>690476924
True brother, but all of these are bad English translations.

The problem is that thoase we thought to be Chosen were long ago infiltrated by those dedicated to evil and so the books and teachings of this Earth have become very corrupt.

Best bet is to sek truth and try to follow your heart.

Never do something to or for some one else that you would not want done to you.

Stay innocent and compassionate all of your days.


I pray our creator will guide you.
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>>690479350
Hell yeah
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>>690479709
Because they know those parts of the bible are wrong.

Why the fuck would this book, the recount of the creation of the world, the perfect book of the creator, the scripture of what a Christian is supposed to believe, say so much incorrect bullshit and then still actually be true all along, other than the bullshit.

>Everything the bible says is right except for what's wrong

Why would those prophets have written bullshit if they knew it was false.

They didn't know it was false. At the time of writing it, they made factual claims about what they thought the nature of the world was, and what they thought good morals were. They were wrong about that, just like they were wrong about the whole fucking thing.
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>>690479554
Yep. There is no reason to believe the beginning and existence of the universe has a simplistic fairy tale like explanation that would please a 10 year old or a Christian.
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>>690479300
Wrong.

The Christian Bible already tells you that the only religion God sees as acceptable is the caring for of orphans and widows in their distress.

The Bible also goes on to say that anyone who doesn't know God but still lives in accordance with His teachings will still see Him in the end.

Both God and Jesus have been pretty vocal throughout the Bible on the worthlessness of "religion". And ancient Jews were all about that.
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>>690479883
I'm agnostic, but I'm athiest in belief.
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>>690479709
Then what's the point of following it all?

Why follow something you don't agree with?
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>>690479559
"dogma" is a type of porn involving canines and milfs. Can be pretty hot.
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>"a principle or set of principles laid down by an authority as incontrovertibly true."

I take it back. Science sounds nothing like that. As always, you're totally right.
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>>690477669
True.

But he did not just end them in the instant with lightning.

Cain was banished from the Garden and From Adams family, but not society.

He went on to live among the "People of the land of Nod", and his Son TubalCain is quoted later in Genesis.
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Lets boil this down

Fuck Jesus
Fuck God
Fuck religion
God has helped no one and never, he let hotler exist, he flooded the earth, and lets cancer exist. Also making childbirth hurt.

Good day my dear fellows
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>>690480275
>Consistent with his teachings

You live in a fantasy world if the teachings of the bible are the same as the teaching of the Quran.

You're just not getting it. If the bible is wrong, then those teachings you followed are out the window. The line:

>The Bible also goes on to say that anyone who doesn't know God but still lives in accordance with His teachings will still see Him in the end.

means nothing if Christianity is wrong. Then, you're simply fucked.
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whats your favourite parts of the bible /b/ros
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>>690480178
On the other hand though, so what if it's wrong? If you don't want to believe it, that's your decision. If they do, it's their decision. They're abiding by the law, so what do you gain out of telling them they're wrong?
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>>690474960
This is a stupid question. You are a stupid person. If there was a god who did that, he'd be a sadistic egomaniacal fuck. The bible is littered with stories of "god's" cruelty. There is no god. God is a fictional character created to subjugate growing populations.
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>>690480062
>The problem is that thoase we thought to be Chosen were long ago infiltrated by those dedicated to evil and so the books and teachings of this Earth have become very corrupt.

I feel you but remember that the Bible tells you "man's every instinct is evil all the time." The chosen haven't been infiltrated - we've been bent the whole time. That's why we were chosen - grace.

>Best bet is to sek truth and try to follow your heart.
>Never do something to or for some one else that you would not want done to you.

That's the law and the prophets all rolled into one statement. :P Good on you.
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>>690471509
God commands humans to kill each other for his amusement and I for one am enthusiastic about the prospect of killing all niggers.
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>>690480483
>Science sounds nothing like that
It really doesn't. If you think that's what science is, you are grievously mistaken.
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>>690480666
>>690480666
stupid waste of satanic trips
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>>690480322
Call me after the show.
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>>690480863
These people are going to abuse their children into fearing a magic man in the sky. Anyone that trains their kid to be an idiot should at least be told that they shouldn't do that.

Anyway, I'm completely content in telling people that their political views are wrong or that Santa Claus isn't real. Religion doesn't get a pass.
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>>690480762
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Ezekiel 23:20
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>>690481241
fucking nice dude
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>>690480306
I don't know why Christians think it makes sense to accept the Bible is wrong but still follow it. I imagine they do it so that they have a reason to believe what they want, since you can back up pretty much any viewpoint with the Bible. Or that it's simply nice to believe in a loving being watching over you and helping you whenever you ask Him.
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>>690476832
the modern State of Israel is NOT a fulfillment of Biblical prophecy.

The 1st Return Of The Jews: The Jews were living as exiles in Egypt when Moses brought the 12 tribes back to the land of Canaan in 1445 BC.

The 2nd Return Of The Jews: The Jews were living as exiles throughout the vast Babylonian Empire which Isaiah perceived as the four corners of the world when Ezra brought only 3 tribes back to the land of Israel in 536 BC. These were the tribes of Judah, Benjamin, and Levi. The other tribes were lost forever. Just prior to 70 AD, Herod destroyed the remaining tribal records, especially those of Levi, the priestly tribe.

A “3rd Regathering” Of The Jews Was Never Predicted In The Bible.
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>>690480733
>>The Bible also goes on to say that anyone who doesn't know God but still lives in accordance with His teachings will still see Him in the end.

And it also says the opposite. The only way to heaven is thru Jesus. And the whole OT is devoted to proving that we ALL have fallen short of the glory of god. Without his intervention, you will NOT make it to heaven.
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Satan loves you :-)
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>>690480733
What you're not getting (most likely because you haven't READ the Bible) is that the Bible tells you that everything that's right ISN'T RELIGIOUS.

Ex.: The Bible tells you if you're sitting beside a Muslim on your right who can't eat anything other than Halal meats and a Buddhist vegan on your left who doesn't eat meat at all, then GOD COMMANDS YOU: ...

... to not eat meat at all because you might offend one or the other of them. You're above "religion" says God but you need to respect theirs.

Note that it also doesn't say "thou shalt beat the sh!t out of both of them until they eat the same way you do and worship me in the same way you do."
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>>690478927
No I am saying I study the Bible to understand what it claims is true verses what other men claim it says.

There are no apples in that book.

Adam and Eve were not the first Humans ever on Earth.

What I believe and teach is Christianity from the perspective of both the Hebrew faith and the things Christ taught to update it.

I work to translate a verse from Aramaic or Chaldean, Hebrew Greek or Latin to modern English.

All this so that I can understand what words like איל קטן
are a small ram in Hebrew and not a Unicorn as the KJV of the bible translators mistakenly said. Though I will credit them that they at least realized they were making error and wrote 3 letters to apologize which are still at the forward of any reprint of the 1611 KJV of the bible you would be wise to read them yourself.
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>>690481440
Fuck yeah the bible contradicts itself all the time. The peasants who wrote it are widely praised as being geniuses but they were still idiot peasants from the iron-age. Nothing in the bible makes sense.

Any time there's something that kind of makes sense, like the sermon on the mount, it's followed by something fucking stupid like parting the red sea and killing a bunch of Egyptians.
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>>690475651
Why would god expect you to accept his existence without any solid reason to believe he actually does exist. He literally has to suspend the laws of nature (that he created) in front of a significant amount of people and that would atleast seem a modest attempt at proving himself to humanity. Instead he watches disapprovingly from his throne and hangs his head in shame of us for using the brains he gave us. Doesnt that seem a bit flawed for a grand engineer such as the lord? Why is faith a virtue? Give me a reason to believe that i should blindly love something of which i have no proof.
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>>690480762


Deuteronomy 25:11-12 – "If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."

Two commands there. If you show her pity you are committing two sins against god. This verse just doesn't sound like a words of a real god - sounds like the words of an angry priest who got kicked in the nuts by a woman. And if he wrote this verse, guess priests wrote other parts too.
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>>690477076
Keep searching, keep praying. Ask and you will receive.

God will not help if you do not ask. What you are going through is normal. Don't take everything you are taught from the wrong perspective. Often, people will use facts in a way that implies more than the facts themselves, because people are afraid of being unsure.


Always look at the evidence from both perspectives. Include, but never isolate your source of information to atheistic sources. Otherwise, you will of course have no substance to compare it to.
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>>690481440
>The only way to heaven is thru Jesus.

This was true for the Jews because they were chosen of God and knew Him.

God's stated purpose from the beginning wasn't to punish the world. Didn't He tell Abraham, "Through you the whole world shall be saved."?
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>>690481205
I have to agree with you there. Making your own educated conclusion is one thing, forcing it down a kids throat is another entirely.

And I'm talking more in general here, but I don't see the point of people adamantly imposing their religious/non-religious views. You're almost cetainly not going to convince anyone, and even if you do what have you gained?
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>>690479615
Yeah parables are hard to understand.

If you hang around with a group of freinds who know and trust you would you share what you know with them? Or would you travel to another country where you do not even speak the same language.

You preach where you belong.
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>>690481755
Okay I'll give you what you want so you may wake up:

If the bible is true, and Christianity happens to be right, then what the bible tells you
>everything that's right isn't religious
would actually have some type of meaning. And then in that case, Muslims who happen to be nice people will go to heaven because
>anyone who doesn't know God but still lives in accordance with His teachings will still see Him in the end.

If the Quran is right, then all of that means nothing. Everything the bible said is just garbage written by iron-age peasants who didn't know what the fuck they were talking about. Fundamentalist Muslims who kill gay people and woman who cheat will go to heaven, and Christians won't.

>>690481798
You can bastardise your religion any way you want. Your supernatural mush of idiocy is your choice. But if you can't see how ridiculous it is to pick up the good and throw away the shit that doesn't make sense, and then show everyone your work and say "see, look, that's why religion is good!" then you're just as stupid as the people who wrote the bible.
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>>690474094
>Christ taught me many things blah blah blah
No he fucking didn't. Some shit books you read that have been translated many times in multiple languages and a religion that's been bashed in your head since birth is what taught you what you know.

Your god knows everything, can see all and can do anything yet it does absolutely nothing besides send a carpenter baby into some poor man's virgin womb 2000 years ago. If someone told you any of the bibles bullshit stories in modern times you would demand some type of evidence yet your dumbass doesn't question any of it.

If your god is your father then why don't you hold it to the same standards as any other father? If I was a dad I sure as fuck wouldn't let any of my children suffer. It's like Bill Gates having a kid, throwing it in a trailer park in to be raised by idiots but leaving a list of rules it should live by knowing full well that it's real dad is a billionaire in paradise. Oh and the reason bill Gates did this to his kid is because the kids siblings disobeyed Bill. I sure as fuck wouldn't listen to my dad if he was bill and argue that his parenting methods might even be criminal
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>>690481969
Fuck that
I'll touch a man's privates any chance I get
Because they're delicious and I love them.
*slurp slurp*
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>>690475834
These posts keep getting stupider. Our scientists are your scientists, too. Science doesn't need you to believe in it; it simply is as it is. Just because a book that was written thousands of years ago has a few historical truths doesn't mean the rest of it is correct. It only means the author had a working knowledge of what it was like in his own day. Furthermore, those "truths" you speak of are mostly conjecture, at best. Do your own homework. The reason I will go to my grave believing that there is no god is that it's the only logical conclusion when you shut out the rhetoric. Science is far more interesting than god, anyway.
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>>690472460
this
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>>690482296
>God's stated purpose from the beginning wasn't to punish the world
This is the same god who left 10s of thousands of orphaned children looking for their parents among the dead bodies of that 2004 tsunami in India. And don't tell me he was punishing these children for rejecting him, because many of then never heard of Christianity. Why would he torment and torture them?
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>>690482310
The Bible talks about both religion and its worthlessness and the worthlessness of baptizing children.

Baptism is a commitment and children can't make commitments yet because they're not mature enough to know what they mean or understand the long term implications.

Parents should discipline their kids (not beat them down) but they're not responsible for MAKING their children Christians.

That would happen naturally in time if the parents were LIVING like Christians and leading by example. And that's where most Christians fall short.

God since the beginning has only wanted people to voluntarily choose Him.
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>>690481417
Think of it like this, in the same way how a scientific principle or theory may be accepted and seen as correct and true for years.Even though it may be incorrect eg. Flat earth, sun revovles around the earth etc.
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>>690475058
I'd say it was a pretty good try.
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>>690482310
Maybe for every idiot posting in this thread who's mind can't be changed, there's a lurker who would like to see the arguments.

I don't do this often, and definitely don't when I'm not anonymous. I get along with the few Christian friends that I have and one of my best friends is Sikh. Right now, I'm just wasting time waiting for GOT.
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>>690481417
Science gets stuff wrong all the time but people still believe it
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>>690482870
Says fucking you dude, why don't you keep saying everything that makes Christianity seem nice and dainty. Want to talk about the Old Testament?

>oh no, we don't believe that anymore

yeah, okay.
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>>690471509
Sorry, Minbari here. Welcome to the real word of God.
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>>690482870
But surely all of God's miracles would force people to believe in Him? If people saw direct evidence for God then they'd have no choice but to believe
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>>690482599
You're ignoring the Holy Spirit and it's function.

Consider also that everyone has received it.

Consider also the fact that the Bible says God has already said: Do not judge another man's faith because every man is operating on the measure of faith he's been GIVEN.

God's plan was never that EVERYONE would come to Him in the same way (that would be rote religion). That's why people who don't know Jesus but who instinctively know better than to treat people in ways they wouldn't want to be treated will see God in the end anyway.

Because that instinct ... was given to them.

The human soul is a part of God and longs to return to Him. It's why every culture has pursued God in one way or another.
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>>690480762

Numbers 31:14-18 – "Moses was angry with the officers of the army—the commanders of thousands and commanders of hundreds—who returned from the battle. "Have you allowed all the women to live?" he asked them. "They were the ones who followed Balaam's advice and were the means of turning the Israelites away from the LORD in what happened at Peor, so that a plague struck the LORD's people. Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man."

The great spokesman of god (and the alleged writer of the first five books of the bible) is basically saying: "kill everyone except the hot chicks, who you can keep as your rape toy."

So virtuous, this great prophet of god.
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>>690477270
So basically you're saying you're afraid to not believe in christianity because of some un-relatable term that was created to scare you into being christian. Stop being scared and question why you believe at all.
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>>690482838
>This is the same god who left 10s of thousands of orphaned children looking for their parents among the dead bodies of that 2004 tsunami in India.

Science has already explained to you how tsunamis work. Hint: throughout the entire process God never slaps the ocean.

The Bible also tells you about the nature of natural disasters and wars. They come along with bad weather and illness. Every time something doesn't go the way you like it's not God poking you in the eye.
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>>690477571
Haha! It's stupid that you think like that. You're a stupid person.
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>>690483566
Okay man, but any god other than the Christian god didn't happen to be so nice. You're still fucked if it turns out that Islam was correct all along.

What happens to the gay people that the bible condemns? God wasn't very forgiving to them when he straight up fucking said to kill them.

If a man goes to jail for kidnapping a gay person and stoning him to death in his basement, does he die and go to heaven for condemning gay people or does he go to hell for murdering someone?
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>>690471509
I am a Christian. And I love Jesus. And he loves me. I Have to ask for forgiveness every-time I get off of /b/
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I love jesus so much i just wish he could give me a good handshake
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>>690483193
But there's evidence to show that Science gets things right too. Unlike religions, where there is no evidence
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>>690480762
Deuteronomy 17:12 - "Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the Lord your God must die. In this way you will purge the evil from Israel."
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Kill yourselves
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>>690483985
Oh so now that we understand them with science, it's not god anymore. We figured that one out, don't need him anymore.

At what point does the god of the gaps lose relevance? Do we need to understand everything in the universe before people stop saying

>Hey look at that, no one knows why that's like that! The only thing I know for sure is that God knows why that's like that, so he probably made it that way
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>>690484332

>Science
>Religion
>Mutually exclusive

Go back to high school
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Holy fuck, set yourself free. There is no spirit.
Fuck off, pls suck my cock. Forget mankind. I'm not interested in mankind, I'm only interested in me. Mankind is an abstraction.
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>>690483528
Don't think anyone else is listening.
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>>690483193
Science does not claim infallibility. In fact, part of its foundation is the assumption that we could have it all wrong, that's why the scientific methods demands that we reconsider all our conclusions in the face of new evidence.

religion however, claims its infallible. So the fact that the church today interprets the bible differently than it did 100, 200, 500 and 1000 years ago simply refutes it.
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>>690484687
What do you think about the scientific claims that religions make about the world that are obviously wrong?

Is there a point when a religious doctrine gets so much wrong that the religion can't be right anymore?
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>>690483411
>why don't you keep saying everything that makes Christianity seem nice and dainty.

The Bible tells you the Christian "walk" is anything but "nice and dainty".

>Want to talk about the Old Testament?

I'm up to it but I don't know if you are. The Old Testament is Jewish history and law and the nature of God in that document is racist, genocidal (the Jews traditionally fought genocidal wars), sexist and wild.

The New Testament says God's nature never changes. Yet it describes a very different God.

So let's talk about men and politics.

>>oh no, we don't believe that anymore

I never said that. The Holy Spirit was given to people who study the Bible "like a workman who need not be ashamed" so they can "divide truth". What does that say to you?

Hint: Read the book of Esther and enjoy. There are a lot of human politics pressed into the Bible. "God chose us so the world should bow down and ..." :\

It's also important to remember - the Bible wasn't handwritten by God on a desk in His study during a sabbatical to Burma one summer. It's a compilation of disparate documents, historical accounts and letters pulled together some 65 years or so after Jesus was crucified.
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>>690484687
What about all the times when science and religion contradict? Yes, you can say that those bits were wrong, but where do you stop? Great flood? Feeding of the 5000? Virgin birth? Resurrection? If you want to keep the core teachings and morals then that's totally fine, but is that Christianity any more?
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>>690482634
I don't claim to understand every detail.
I don't try to teach others more than simple basics.
10 Laws, 1 Golden Rule.

I will debate every thing else said in ANY book.

I don't accept any one thing (Taught by men today) as all consuming truth,

But yes I accept many things Christ is supposed or said to have taught. (As I pointed out above)..

Here is where I differ from most religions.

While I am glad to debate or teach those 10 laws and 1 rule, and to personally struggle to follow them. I do not ever dare to think I have any right to enforce them.

I am glad to type back and forth what the books may claim. I am not trying to tell you what YOU should do or believe.
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>>690471509
Religion was clearly invented by mankind to explain things that were previously unexplainable, and to give consolation to people that are suffering.
I realized that when I was 12 years old. Religion is literally a human invention.
Why can't everyone see this?
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>>690483564
>God's miracles would force people to believe in Him? If people saw direct evidence for God then they'd have no choice but to believe

Like I said - He doesn't want slaves. His aim isn't to force anyone to do anything.

And He works miracles in all our lives. You just have to be able to quiet down and listen in order to be able to perceive them which is the challenge in a connected, media driven society in which every product manufacturer and retailer is screaming at you to buy or be something you're not.
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>>690480762

2 Chronicles 15:12-13 - "They entered into a covenant to seek the LORD, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul. All who would not seek the LORD, the God of Israel, were to be put to death, whether small or great, man or woman."

Exodus 22:20 - "Whoever sacrifices to any god other than the LORD must be destroyed."


Psalm 58:10 - The righteous will be glad when they are avenged, when they bathe their feet in the blood of the wicked.


Psalms 137:8-9 - O Daughter of Babylon, doomed to destruction, happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.
Christianity, religion of peace.
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Christians are the worst next to Jews.
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Lemme get this straight...A christian on 4chan...wanting to talk about Christianity
ON 4CHAN!
You dug your own grave
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>>690485584
I disagree. Most Jews are pretty secular
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>>690485095
The bible is a collection of uneducated iron-age morons writing their best philosophical explanation for the world and how they viewed it. It's just a bunch of guesses of how the world works intertwined in stories about what morals they believed you should have.

So, when they say that you should stone gay people, and when women are treated as objects in the sermon on the mount, that's simply because that's what people believed at the time.

God was once our best explanation of the world we saw around us. The unfortunate truth for you is that you have been thoroughly mislead by your family and friends into believing old ideas.

If you met someone today who thought that the sun orbited the earth, you would think they were stupid, and uneducated. We know better than that.

That's what religion is.
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>>690482405
I take it back; THAT's the stupidest thing ever said, ever.
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>>690484767
Doesn't matter if they listen. The truth simply is. That is the point. We are all One.
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>>690485564
We are just fortunate that most religious Christians don't read or live by the bible. Instead, they live by a more reasonable humanist interpretation of just the nice parts of the bible
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Baptist Christian here. I just never say anything because the time for it to be mentioned isn't gonna really pop up on /b/.

>that and it makes a bunch of edgy little broni freindzonies want to aruge the existence of a God. As if we don't already know science disproves in an all mighty being. Its something you have faith in and something people follow. Don't let others opinions trigger you. You guys are like Tumblrinas big brother.
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>>690485584
Two practicing Jews admitted to me they don't actually believe in the god, but appreciate the traditions, the sense of connectedness with history and wth community
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>>690485584
Muslims are the worst. They actually follow the garbage in their book. Christians fortunately do not.
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>>690477406
God didn't write the Bible, people did
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>>690485458
Well isn't that just convenient. He used to perform miracles all the time! People believed him back when he parted the red sea because you could see it! Look, God's doing something!

Oh, but now everything's changed. He doesn't do that anymore because he just doesn't want to, he wants you to believe him on bad evidence (no evidence).

I never would have expected someone to believe that. It's sad the lengths people go to rationalize it in their heads.
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>>690483627
You have to get a little deeper into the story to understand.

The Hebrew people had to survive or else Gods promise was void.

God promised that he too would do this test called life in humility.

He would be born one day of a specific bloodline see Psalm 22. Many things were done to protect prophecy. This is a literal war of Good and Evil between God and Satan and Gods followers and Satan's offspring. (Genesis 6:4) Many of the OT events were simply about protecting the offspring of Adam and Eve so that God might one day keep his promise.

Gheber and Giants no longer exist.
The Nephilim no longer leave their place of habitation to corrupt the daughters of eve and have offspring of legend and renown.
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>>690486445
but the bible says god wrote it. So it must be true.
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>>690486445
This is true!

Uneducated, iron-age peasants. Does anyone really expect them to understand the world around them? No, they just wrote down their best guess.
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>>690483566
Christians believe any old shit. The "holy spirit" was a creation within written history that attempts to justify or give substance to an already silly dogma.
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>>690483564
Where does this evidence exist? It doesn't.
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>>690484117
>What happens to the gay people that the bible condemns?

Buttsex is called Sodomy after Sodom [and Gomorrah], the two cities God supposedly turned to salt for wickedness.

"Lot" lived in Sodom when two agents of God came to see him at his home. Shortly after getting there a roving sex gang (a problem the city seemed to be having at the time) came by and demanded sex with the two men.

This is the bit that I think serves as the reference hook for anyone who swears God hates "fags".

What people don't focus on is the fact that Lot's response was to throw his DAUGHTER to that mob instead because he was so passionate about protecting God's agents. In the end that sex gang raped HER to death.

A heterosexual rape by a roving rape gang in Sodom does not prove that homosexuality is why God supposedly turned Sodom to salt.

The Bible says HETEROSEXUALITY is sinful when inappropriate. Heterosexual RAPE is inappropriate, MAING! >:P

>God wasn't very forgiving to them when he straight up fucking said to kill them.

I don't think anyone who believes that God is the God of all creation honestly believes that anything exists independently of God's will or that the God of Love is willing to hate His own creations.

Again, you've got to know what He's about then come to that conclusion yourself. What sounds right to you?
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>>690486699
First, if god is all knowing, he didn't need to test anyone to know what they would choose and how they would live.

And if he was all powerful, he could have created a universe where his chosen people could survive without having to act like genocidal, anti woman demons in order to survive and in order to make him happy.

Admit it, the stories are fucked up. They are stories that ancient barbarians would be proud of, but they don't work as the work of a moral being. So they must be the words of men.
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>>690485458
He must want morons.
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>>690487294
If you read the story carefully, you see that the Bible does not condemn Sodom for gay sex. They are condemned for inhospitality among other sins.

The OT does condemn homosexuality, but the story of Sodom doesn't state this.
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>>690486452
Yeah for 2000 years now he has left all in the domain of mankind and only whispered his influence to us.

(While allowing others to be influenced by others so as to be fair.)

God plays by the rules as he enforces them upon Lucifer.

If one may only whisper to you rather than have a Avatar or Metatron appear to you then the other is likewise limited. So for 2000 years since the time of Christ Super Naturals have not been allowed to wander pell mell to and fro on the Earth and confuse people any longer.

Now there is just YOU, the Holy Spirit, and the Unholy Spirit, debating all things right there inside your own mind and head. Angel on one shoulder devil on the other you in the middle.

Id, Ego, Super Ego..

The Truth lies far beyond and yet in between what Science and Religion would try to foist on us.
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>>690484554
Did you lose someone in that disaster? (Not that you would have to have to be empathetic.)
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>>690471509
YES!
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>>690487294
uh nah Lot was a piece of shit but i'm talking about where it says to kill gay people in Leviticus.

Your religion is insanely immoral by today's standards, but people claim that it is the basis for "objective morality". How do you explain why people no longer support slavery or condemnation of gay people, if those are supported in the bible and the bible is a source of morality?
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>>690485899
>The bible is a collection of uneducated iron-age morons writing their best philosophical explanation for the world and how they viewed it. It's just a bunch of guesses of how the world works intertwined in stories about what morals they believed you should have.

heheheheh You should read it one time.
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>>690486452
I think I saw a History Channel thing that talked about the rise of modern Judaism during a 400 year long period during which no one heard anything from God anymore.

Even back then they were stressing that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>690488040
You're absolutely insane. You're living your life based on conjecture. There is no reason for you to think this is true, but you've decided that it's true because it is the only way to rationalize a belief that you want to hold on to.
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>>690487923
He must. heh.
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>>690488427
Ive read the bible. That's what cured me of my Christianity.

You should learn what it really says in all those verses that pastors don't talk about. It will more than shake your faith, it may cure you of believing this bronze age barbarianism once and for all.
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>>690488035
OT Jewish law condemned homosexuality and bestiality.

Where men are speaking for God I tend to take everything with a grain of salt.
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>>690487653
Some are tested others are just being educated.

You are born and you will die that is the only guarantee in this life.

It is also the primary lesson.

The test comes in various parts sometimes in this life and more often in the next..


Just treat others the way you would want to be treated and quit worrying about the details.
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>>690488749
It's not even a strong argument because it implies that all of that eye-witness testimony of those miracles actually happening is something that's reasonable to believe
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>>690488378
Again, Leviticus is Jewish law. I couldn't go there. I begin and end with God handing down the 10 consistent commandments. I couldn't tell you what was going on with Jewish law.
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>>690489165
>Just treat others the way you would want to be treated and quit worrying about the details.

Well there's the part we agree on.

Just treat others the way you would want to be treated and quit worrying about the details like if a magic being created everything . And quit trying to use ancient books written by delusional goat herders as a code of morality.
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>>690489678
why are women treated as objects in the 10 commandments? That's a little odd right?

I'll tell you why: Because the people who wrote it lived in a time where women were treated as objects. "God" didn't tell them to do that, because he doesn't exist. They wrote their book the way they viewed the world.
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Speaking as a catholic, does anyone else feel like preaching in public is taking it too far? Have guys like this who stand in busy areas or 7th day adventists/mormons who stand and hand out pamphlets. I get that we're supposed to be spreading the word of God but I feel like doing the things stated above is just asking for trouble.
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Christ was a fictional charcter created by a guy named Josphus Flavius (jew) to help the roman empire rebrand itself...
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>>690490043
Fuck jehova's dude, I had an exchange student live at my house for 3 months, then when she went to the next house she called me after the first couple of weeks and said that they were trying to convert her... Thank god she wasn't and idiot and actually understood the language well enough. How low do you have to go as a human to take advantage of a Thai exchange student who is just trying to learn English and our culture?
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>>690490043
Bible is very clear about this.

Go ye into all the world and preach my gospel to every creature.

And theres the problem with Catholicism, for centuries they prevented the rank and file from reading the bible by keeping it in a language that commoners couldn't read, and kept the bible in places commoners couldn't get to. So you had to go with their interpretation.
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>>690490275
horse choking red pill there anon...
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>>690489983
>why are women treated as objects in the 10 commandments? That's a little odd right?

That is a little odd considering the 10 commandments talks about women twice and throws up one allusion:

Don't fuck around on your wife.
Don't lust after your neighbors wife.
Honor your mother and father.

I think modern American media does a better job of objectifying women than that, don't you think?
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>>690489156
I think bestiality is rude to animals, but not a sin.
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>>690472238
>emoji's

Confirmed faggot.
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Anyone here miss the jesus chatline?
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>>690490435
>You shall not covet your neighbour's house. You shall not covet your neighbour's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour.
>belongs to your neighbour
>belongs

You're deluding yourself m8
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>>690471509
How's using quotes from your book as evidence going?
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>>690474061
I bet you have nothing in your life either. You're right. Nothing will happen to you.
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>>690490448
If an attractive higher form of life treated you nice and then sucked and fucked you into bliss, would you consider it rude? Guess it could be rude, but I guess it could be done in nonrude ways
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>>690490043
Speaking as a rational person, anyone spewing any form of religious rhetoric anywhere should be viciously made fun of.
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>>690490043
Isn't that pretty much how it happened in biblical times? I think so. In fact, I think that's what was happening when Pentecost kicked off.

Interestingly, though, the Bible says Jesus calls everyone to uhhh... word. EVANGELISM. sorry. Jesus calls everyone to evangelism but he also tells us how to go about evangelizing and that's basically: walk the walk; don't talk the talk. If you live it people will be drawn to you.

Yep. The Bible pretty much calls "Christians" out on all their crap. Spares no one.
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you tards need to read the Bible in context.. you always pull bits out but not in context ever.. i get tired of it..
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>>690471509
No one wants to talk about Christian stuff, Chris O'Donnell. Shut the fuck up and take your Christ shit ELSEWHERE.
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>>690490753
Too true. Sheep are just cute enough for some romance. I'd wine and dine a fuckin' koala, though!
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>>690490448
I think it's animal rape. And if you look at it through a biblical lens I think we're supposed to be custodians over animals, aren't we? Caretakers?

So that makes it even more foul. It's like child care workers having it off with kids.
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>>690474960
He isn't testing your faith. He had given you the gift of life. He is letting you live it how you want. He isn't forcing you to worship or even thank him.
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>>690479473
Good, because they're all reliable to the same extent: not at all
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Why you guys curse God..? ur breathing his air.. you will see soon enough.. and you be huging his feet.. and saying "please dont cast me into fire.. your nothing but dust.. live to 65 if ur lucky.. then death for you.. Gods design.. try to escape
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>>690491067
I like talking about christian retardation.
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>>690490694
>or his manservant

Did it just objectify men?

And when you enter into a marriage you don't regard yourselves to belong to each other? Do you belong to a fraternity or an organization?

I don't understand your point.
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>>690491013
I get tired of christians (or any other religious persons) justifying their holy rhetoric by saying that any problems with it are simply taken out of context.
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>>690491413
Why are you cursing the giant monkey god. ur breathing his air, you like on his balls and you will see soon enough ... and you be sucking his giant monkey dick saying "please don't cast me into fire ...."

makes no less sense.
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>>690471509
Im Catholic what do you want to talk about ?
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>>690478575
>he got calculus right
Leibniz got it better, though.
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WOW.. you can say monkey balls.. ur showing ur intelligence.. common ass... all that u say is gross shit,... means nothing..
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>>690491105
Just like a true christian - always taking it to the extremes. If you look at SOCIETY through a biblical lens, we're also supposed to be custodians over our women. It's nothing like child care workers having their way with kids. Don't be so dramatic. Also don't worry; wives are raped way more frequently than animals.
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>>690474960
God doesn`t test people you can do as you please, satan does test people with a lot of fucked up faggotry diseased poverty shit.
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>>690492102
The point was that there is as much evidence for monkey gods as there is for the Abrahamic god.
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>>690491413
That was stupid. You're a vapid moron without a single original thought.
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i dont trust a catholic.. at all... ur as bad as the 4 chan freaks.. kissing the pope.. touching kids.. nasty fake christians
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Praise Odin!
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>>690492230
Rape: unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.

How do you get an animal's consent?
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>>690492441
Thor with his giant manly hammer.
Spends his time wrestling a giant snake.
Totally phallic.
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Original thought .. you look like and sound like the world.... whos more original.. one of me.. to 100,000 of ur kind.. im still standing
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>>690492600
Come on! When there's a connection, you just know it.

You completely missed the point.
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>>690492600
seen vids where the girl just gets in the position and the dog gets all rev-ed up and mounts her. Not really clear about whose raping who. Dog consents by his actions.
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>>690492978
>Come on! When there's a connection, you just know it.

LoL 8/10
I lawled.
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>>690492842
I don't see where the ability to be a stubborn fool against the wisdom and logic of 100,000 of your peers makes you the strong one.
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