alright faggots lets hear your excuses.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
alright faggots lets hear your excuses.
because im disgusting
I don't have any since 10 minutes.
Fuck you OP, fuck fucking you.
>>690465245
Cause i'm ugly, no excuses just fact
>>690465245
>wonderful guy
What a story, Mark.
because women are a waste of time.
Just moved. Job starts tomorrow. Will get gf soon enough.
Ive been datin my exgf for a few months now.
Broke up with a cute girl who really loved me cause of her.
Now my exgf just told me we will never be together again.
fuck.
because I look awful and I don't have a heart for other people
>>690465245
Most women that I'd want to date, not just fuck are almost always older than me and us being together would be pretty awkward in terms of our positions on society. Basically I need to shit where I eat to date a woman that I'm attracted to.
I have a highly inflicted sexual preference.
>>690466384
Exes are exes for a reason. Remember that going forward.
The only date worthy qualities I have can only be seen by people who get to know me better. And I'm really bad at making friend and meeting new people in general.
Also I'm okay with being alone because I learned that being in a relationship is just too hard. Relationships are more something I'd welcome if it came than something I desperately need. So if I meet a girl I'll play along but I sure as hell won't chase her ass.
>>690466982
*making friends
Because I've put zero effort into getting one. Haven't dated since 18 but had some fun at college, 23 now,havent done anything since 21. Should probably try again because I crave a relationship but it's been so long I don't even know where to start anymore and then I think to hard and my self esteem collapses and I end up doing nothing. It's a perpetual cycle and I seem to be stuck in it.
Have one. Our first child is due Feb next year.
She left her job in Brooklyn due to past issues and then left me presumably for her abusive nigger boyfriend back in Philly or maybe she just wants to be a loner. Don't date Russian women lads, specially from ghettos like Philly.
>>690465245
Because I'm a wonderful guy.
>>690467217
congrats man
>asian
>balding
>fat
>manlet
>small dick
>shitty teeth
>shitty eyesight
started paying for sex after realizing that it will never happen for me the organic way, been pretty happy ever since.
>>690467691
Thanks bro. It has really changed my life. Finally getting myself together.
Don't go out anywhere to meet anyone, job is stuck inside in a factory all day
i wouldn't date anyone whose standards are low enough to date me.
I dont try and basically never talk to women. I even get compliments those rare times I talk to anyone but even then I haven't come across anyone I would like to be with like that. One night stands are not my thing.
because men are sexy af
I'm a failure as a human being and have reached the age where all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are workaholics or burned out divorced.
>>690465245
Because it would piss my wife off
>>690465245
Don't really care.
Only women interested in me are fat and/or fucking weird
>>690468269
know that feel.
>>690465245
>I don't leave my house
>girls cute enough don't wanna talk ne.way
Fiancee would be crushed
>>690467819
That's great. It's probably a bit soon but did you pick a name for the baby?
>>690468269
No bitch is going to lay the guy that won't let himself
>>690465245
This is one of the many questions that keep me up at night.
>>690465245
>implying that I am a wonderful guy
I'm very paranoid and find it hard to trust anyone that they're not really laughing about me behind my back and that they wouldn't be cheating on me
>>690465245
because I want more than one girl.
Because I have a wife. Feels bad man.
>>690465245
I'm in the friendzone so deep now that I can't get out. Fuck my life. Fuck my ass. Fuck my cat. Fuck my fuck!
>>690468269
how are you single?? marry me!
>>690465245
I've been single for the last 11 years. I don't even care about women or sex anymore. From what I can tell observing other men getting their asses handed to them in relationships, I can see I'm making the right decision.
>>690467763
I feel less shitty now.
>>690468511
We'd name a girl Skye, because that's the name my gf's dad wanted for my gf. He died about a month ago and she wants to call her Skye to remember him.
As for boy names, I have no clue.
>>690465245
Because I'm a faggot
Aspy
I'm not looking.
>>690465245
I'm fat
because iam too wonderful it makes them sick
>>690468888
chekt, glad i could help.
I have no urge to pursue anyone at this time in my life
because I look like this
>>690468912
Skye is beautiful name
>>690469161
if you do something about that ridiculous facial hair and haircut, you can easily be an 8.
I'm an unsociable cunt
>>690465245
social anxiety
>>690468912
>skye
sounds like you're going to have to work extra hard to keep her off the pole...
>>690469234
Thanks bro.
>>690469161
gay guy here.
you're hot af to me
maybe you're only gay hot, idk
I was drunk and high on coke, weed and mdma Friday and the girl I've been friendzoned by for the last 5 years told me she liked me. Sadly I was too high to form a sentence and fucked it up. Or maybe I'm just too much of a beta cuck to do shit
>>690467217
me and my Mrs had a baby last year, thought it was the best thing that ever happened to me. then she left me and took my baby away from me. ruined my life, I've only been allowed to see her 6hrs in the last 1 year and missed every milestone. be careful alls I'm saying
>>690469235
what's so ridiculous about it?
Ive had sex with 21 girls at the age of 22 so I'm pretty worn out with stupid females my age
I'm married and actually love my wife so......
It would be pretty mean.
>>690465245
All the preatty girls with who i would like to be together have guys or other guys get them when i am slowly, time to time chatting with them wia sms or whatsapp and i`m preatty shy.....
>>690469482
Shit man, that's awful. I'm sure mine wouldn't do that, but I'll keep my eyes open.
i just think its really funny how for ever bitter lonely virgin ITT, there's going to be a bitch out there who is crying "what happend to all the nice guys"
Cause I'm a 20 year old loser who lives with his parents and just got fired so I do nothing but game for 8 hrs a day waiting for someone to accept my applications
>>690465245
Lazy.
I don't want to be cucked by popular fashion or Illuminati porn.
>>690469601
its entire existence. get rid of it.
Because it's hard to lie to my wife.
>>690469838
I thought the exact same thing, thought she loved me and all that but having that baby changed her and she no longer had any time or anything for me, she was pretty horrible tbh, but I thought she would never do anything like that
>>690469601
Nothing, it looks great.
>>690470050
well I have a huge cowlick there, it's the only way to manage my hair. I don't think it's ridiculous at all its tidy and not over the top like most hair cuts
>>690465245
I have a bad smell, like right out of the shower, I smell like burnt hair. My body heat is very high too, like I can fog up car windows on a normal day with my heat. My looks are pretty normal, I look like the politician guy who used to be in Nirvana (so much so, that I'm still asked if I am he. ). Also I'm pretty hardcore INTJ, which makes women want to far away from me ALL THE TIME. Yet i hear pretty damn often that I'm a"nice guy".
Because I'm not that interested about having a relationship right now. And finding one is not easy.
>>690465792
Same, but it happened about a month ago. You'll get through it, although the first weeks will feel like death.
I took the red pill.
>>690469855
And us bitter lonely virgins won't even go near them because a girl wanting a "nice guy" is code for she's abandoned all her standards and just wants someone with a pulse so she doesn't die alone.
The problem is, I have a girlfriend. Just not the right one...
>>690469799
Man up, square up, you can be anything but you're just being a doormat.
All you want is for THEM to be with you.
>>690465245
im still loving my ex and i just fuck girl without emotions im pretty sad
Trying to get with one. And shit is pointing towards us actually getting together.
Im gay
Been in depression for a long long time, my family is sick and i am the only one who can do something about it and i am balding too from exhaustion i think, also haven't really been blessed in genetics either
Because i hide the fact that i have one so i can fuck you silly
>>690465245
Not worth the time or grief
>>690470352
to me, that is social progress. if this were 30 years ago, bitter lonely virgins would love nothing more than a used up whore to cherish for life, and the whores knew they could always depend on you being around. but not anymore.
>>690470557
I'd be depressed if I looked like that too.
>>690465245
Somehow i dont get to connect with people in a deep way, only very few times and with very few people. I dont know maybe im a bit autist or something. I have a group of friends but even them are a bunch of asses, i know im not easy to get along too
I don't try hard enough, I don't take risks and my standards are too high. On the plus side, I've mostly accepted the fact that I'm going to be alone forever
>>690465245
because my wife would not be cool with that at all.
Small penis.
Got depressed because I have a small penis, so I got fat.
Got loads of stretchmarks because I'm fat, so now I'm gross, fat with a small penis.
Oh, also porn induced ED.
because im a fat disgusting pig man
>>690470557
hai pyotr
>>690470557
is that your resting face? if it is then no wonder you're depressed. maybe try to take a better picture? grow a beard?
I mean I have a girlfriend
>>690465245
I'm good at asking girls out and being "romantic"
>>690465245
I'm gay
>>690470394
I don`t know anything anon, i had a gf but she was a sociopath. I dont know how to actually talk to them, what to do, how to get closer to them, i just cant, help me anon.
>>690471037
im no good*
>>690470932
lets say i was depressed for other reasons but yeah i should change my resting face but i don't know how
>>690470882
more like hai mario LOL
Because I'm not a settler... I only love one girl, and she loves literally anyone but me. I've had to watch her date guy after guy after girl after guy after transgender person.
It's fucking hell. It is straight up hell.
>>690470850
I have a small penis, but I don't let it bother me. I've had plenty of pussy and my last gf was hot af, still had amazing sex. just need confidence. I even have a red spot on my japseye and am overweight, acne the lot, still get good looking bitches and loads of matches on tinder
Im only pretending to be wonderful.
Here's your drink :)
My girlfriend and my ex were both the "oneitis" of two of my best buddies.
I sound like an ass but I got the pussy right ?
My ex was a total psycho anyway so he didn't miss much (sex was really fucked up but so good tho).
For the second one well, I found another girl for my buddy like a real wingman... Because she was about to tell him "yes" and I wanted her badly.
No regrets.
Because i dont have money, i'm ugly, i don't have confidence, i'm not clean.
>>690471159
Plastic surgery
I do, but she's in rehab atm
>>690465245
I have a girlfriend
>>690471283
How on tinder and irl
>average penis
>not fat
>still no girls
i've decided to go my own way. MGTOW.
>>690465245
But Op I do have a gf
>>690469469
give her a fucking call bro!
>>690471159
you sound really stupid and I bet you have a low IQ. you should do the human race a favour and remove yourself from our planet. it's pretty selfish of you to continue living if you think about it
>>690470850
>Oh, also porn induced ED.
how often do you watch porn?
ITT: autism lords whose hate for themselves radiate to those around them
eat some healthy food and lift something heavy for once in your fucking life and you'll notice a difference in the way your life works
i dont leave the house
>>690471500
I'm glad more men are waking up to this.
Im an awkward faggot
Pic related
>>690471084
You're looking the wrong way, you have to be able to love yourself before thinking about being loved.
Do something for you, you have to be proud of you if you want them to look at you.
You could also be a scheming sociopath ... Or both. Your move !
I do. Pic related, rate my gf.
>>690465245
I just got one problem is she is litteral/b/
>>690466910
Wtf does "highly inflicted" mean?
Cant be asked to deal with that shit, I have priorities
>>690465245
Cause my wife told me to stop cheating on her if I wanted to keep her and the kids around.
>>690471812
Lets see them titties
>>690471812
2/10
>>690471812
Psycho/10
Is she a cutter ?
because i am too ugly
>>690465245
Sevier anxiety problems. Can barely talk to my own parent's.
>>690471812
My condolences
>>690471788
i am the opposite of sociopath. I cant lie or use people. I like the gym i regularry trained for 2 years, but now i almost don`t go there. I would love to have a friend with tho i can go to gym. And yeah.. I don`t love myself..
>>690471812
crazy eyes/10
>>690465245
My boyfriend wouldn't like that very much
>>690465245
I don't have a gf because she said "Do it" when i told her I wanted to kill myself.
Because i think too low of myself i think im too ugly too fat etc also does not help that i practically never cared for marriage and most girls dont want to date a guy who would never marry someone. All of that and a cherry on the cake is that i have medical disease out the wazoo nothing that shows outside but my heart is fucked and so are my lungs.
>>690471484
just improved on what I got, wear decent, clean clothes.i always smell good too. I grew a beard. took decent selfies & being confident and chatty. if you can't be any of those things then there's no hope. it's not about mucles etc a woman isn't going to see your dick unless she's interested in fucking you. I got to admit I got really nervous the first time I slept with my hot ex cuz it's that small and I couldn't stay hard. but once I realised she didn't care and loved me for me I did stuff I never thought I could do
>>690465245
because I'm a faggot and cant stand women, most of them are just annoying
>>690471741
Man you look pretty good and like a great person to hang out with. You should have more confidence, you definitely have the looks.
Just wear normal shoes
>>690472102
lol ruthless
>>690472213
She was right.
Because I'm a smug, unhappy little man
>>690472056
You just need a little something in your eyes that says "you want me" and a little smile that says "I know you do..." then you look at another girl.
At this moment the first one will be craving for your attention "OMG I thought he wanted me but he doesn't care now WTF"
>>690472056
You are in every goddamn thread in here, /soc/, /adv/ and probably /r9k/ and who the fuck knows where else.
You are not fucking ugly, physically at least. But the goddamn personality can turn a 5 into a 0.2.
she moved away in highschool
>>690469469
If you even remotely like this girl, call her asap.Seriously. Dont make tbe mistake of waiting. Time is a commodity not everyone can afford. If you wait, feelings fade; ie youre fucked.
If you're high on coke its a pretty good excuse as to why you fucked up. Explain to her. If she is actually truthful then she will be fine and you will have nabbed yourself a girl.
>>690466910
What did he mean by the?
>>690471741
you should stop wearing sandals and then you're fine
>>690469417
Who is that fucking sexy god?
because I'm too beta and submissive :/
>>690471741
no homo but I saved your pic
>>690472056
haven't killed yourself i see thats too bad.
>>690465245
>implying there are wonderful guys on /b/
Every guy here is a bigoted, fucked up, ugly, fat, small cocked, mentally handicapped, misogynistic, edgy, stupid, poor, stuck up nutsack or at least 3 of the things mentioned.
>inb4 go to tumblr meme
Take a look around and the type of males that post here, why would anyone date someone like that unless they that person is some cunt that seems normal in real life? Keep blaming women btw for your failure, it's delicious.
>>690472220
Yeah I suppose I should just do that. Just is hard though because I have a certain image about me and if i suddenly change, people will get weirded out
>>690472525
Find a woman who likes that.
>>690472219
It's because you're dumb.
>>690472379
Haha thanks a lot anon! Much appreciated :)
Im working on my confidence day by day. Im a recovering bulimic and alcholic.
Ill try to work on my shoes ahah
>>690469469
Don't call her, jesus
Why the fuck would you think anything with a girl who's fucked you for 5 years would end well?
Fuck her, figuratively
>>690472408
It was a joke, kid.
I have a gf.
>Pic related
>>690472643
Im just here for the memes and drama
>>690472806
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
>>690472441
>>690472640
look at filename, was downloaded from soc
guy hasn't posted in a week
>>690472660
sounds like you're not willing to put in the effort and change. I used to dress the same for years, not bother with my hair and shave once a week. I just looked scruffy
>>690465245
Because I am not completely ready to move on from my ex.I just don't feel ready for another relationship since my depression became worse.
>>690472121
You are alive, listen to your genes, you want to be at the top.
You don't want to be a doormat.
My life changed the moment I realized that I wanted to live. Everything is easier now.
im a socially awkward retard who never leaves my house
My shoulder is recovering from surgery. Once that's done I'll get back in the gym and get bitches.
> I had one once. I was 28.
> Relationship lasted 2 years. She treated me like shit half the time.
> I really loved her, and her daughter (who I felt like my own).
> She was always accusing me of cheating (nope. Never happened.)
> One day she hit me and I decided to finish the relationship for once and for all.
> She was pregnant. They left.
> Fast forward. I tried to get something back together (she was and is willing).
> My son is born.
> My son is 2 m/o. She tries to hit me again. I stop her and stop visiting her.
> Got counseling and a lawyer.
> Now I'm getting everything sorted out. I'm a single dad.
I'm not bad looking. I got a car and my own home. I've always been terrible interacting with women. I don't have my hopes up about finding a woman soon.
I wish, though. It was short and painful, but I had a taste of happiness and I want some more of that.
> Also I love my son and I'm happy about it.
> I'm incredibly misogynist due to my experiences.
> I want a woman as much as I distrust them
I'm ~32.
>>690472718
Tell me something i don't already know. I wouldnt be on 4chan if i was smart
>>690472056
You look like a musician.
Learn to play an imstrument, probably a stringed instrument. Become the next Ed Sheeran or whoever makes mid-low tier music. Being skilled at something is sexy.
Do that, you get bitches; you get bitches, you get less whiny and make better music = better & more bitches = better choices.
^ my thought process
>>690472913
Yeah maybe I'm just too lazy
>>690472612
Ahahah. You guys are killing me.
>>690471850
lol that's the only reason I clicked on this shit
when was the last time you left the house?
i havent left the house in just over a year
>>690473130
Get a mistress anon
>>690473369
How is this even possible?
>>690473053
No i don`t want to be a doormat.
I don`t know where to get money, seriously.
What should i do to get my life up anon??
>>690465245
No girl will ever like me
>>690473166
>You look like a musician
>guitar in background
>detective anon
>>690473130
Best of luck on your journey, dude
so i was in a distance relationship with this girl and was relocating to be with her. bout a week before she decides she needs to explore a relationship with this nignog, so now im stuck in like maybe it wont work out limbo, cause im fucking retarded and being strung along
>>690473433
a mistress? you mean an older woman ? or some sort of a dominatrix ?
>>690472731
I used to have a little to none confidence and I can tell you building up your confidence is definitely something that can be done. It may take a while but damn changing your mindset can do wonders.
Stay strong my man.
I have no idea I'm nice caring I don't look ugly I honestly have no idea
Obtaining a girlfriend would get in the way of reaching wizardhood. On a more serious note, I guess I've lost interest in trying.
>>690473629
Never make this mistake again. Ever.
>>690465245
>I'm short-5'5 or 5'6
>I'm fat-270
>I'm balding
>I'm ugly
>I have a small penis-5-6 inch
>>690473526
on esa, parents dont care, have no friends
>>690472643
This. I have yet to see a feminist that is more angry towards men than one of these "meninists" is towards women.
Because you are my girlfriends, anons.
>>690473629
the moment you invest too much interest, it's over.
don't care so much, just ignore her. she'll come back.
and if she doesn't, don't make the same mistake with someone else.
i have no excuses i'm an anxiety filled depressed mess but that's my fault
Y-you too.
>>690465245
Because I graduated from boyfriend/girlfriend status and got married to her.
>Inb4 a bunch of loner fags projecting hard about cucking and cheating and all that shit. Stay mad.
Not a wonderful guy. Have a girlfriend. Your post is invalid
>>690473865
true story not the first time it happened with this chick, i am just super in love with a girl who is more or less hoping ill hold out while she gets all the slut out of her system, spoiler alert they never get all the slut out, i kinda wanna burn her life to the ground lol
>>690473879
6 inches is well above average
>>690465245
Im crippled
>>690473985
so if ive already showed too much interest its probably fucking over?
>>690465245
I think I'm too intimidating to girls.
>>690473369
Two weeks ago, used to have to go shopping every week but now we just do it online. I'm kind of worried that I've lost my only escape from my house and that if it's left up to me I just won't go out at all.
I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend. They don't know about each other. At first it's because I wanted to play with a pair of big tits, which my boyfriend obviously didn't have. So I hit up a dating site looking for the biggest tits I could find. Founds a girl and ended up fucking on the first date.
But now it's just about the thrill of it. Fucking one of them, knowing that I fucked the other one in the same bed not 24 hours earlier. Dropping my girlfriend off to work, then going straight from there to see my boyfriend for breakfast. At one point my gf left her panties behind, I washed them up and gave them to my boyfriend to wear since he's a fag who loves dressing up. He's sleeping next to me in them right now.
>>690472516
hunter mcintyre.
i watch the show Boundless just to watch him work out
>>690473692
Mistress is a woman you have sex with regularly and in return you pay for her some of her stuff.
>>690465245
I'll be honest with you op, you couldn't be more wrong.
Firstly, i'm not a great guy. I'm kind of a piece of shit really, by most peoples standards.
And i do have a girlfriend. Infact I have 3.
I also have a wife, and 5 children, spread out between the women I fuck....
My life has been a walk in the park, and there's no fucking good reason for it at all.
Fate has spoiled me fucking rotten to the point that i expect everything to be handed to me... and it keeps working...
I assume my death will be extremely painful....
>>690474232
It's all in how I see myself I guess. I'm 20, kissless virgin.
hentai > real girls
>>690465245
Diminishing marginal utility and indifference curves simply don't support it.
>>690473565
You don't know where to get money ?
Here's a quick story for you, at a bar a girl I know was talking to her friends about her upcoming trip to Norway (with some people I knew from highschool).
She asked me "do you want to come anon ?"
My head was full of "nope, can't afford it, I don't even know when this trip is, nope nope".
But the beer said "yeah sure !"
Spent one month looking for any job I could find, found a shitty one for one month.
Went in Norway with her and the others.
This girl is now my GF and this trip is now awesome memories.
The point is : when you really want it you can.
>>690465245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8
>>690465245
Because I'm trouble and can't be fixed. I would only end up hurting them.
>>690470325
>politician guy who used to be in Nirvana.
You mean Krist Novoselic? He was a handsome devil when he was younger. Not so much so anyway, but that's age for you. W eall succumb, we all submit. Still, at least he was a good bassist. Can you play bass?
>>690474282
probably
>>690473891
>tfw ESA form came a few days ago
>need to fill it out but it makes me nervous to have your whole life balanced on the end of your pen
>realise I'm gonna have to go to the face to face assessment for the 7th year in a row even though nothing's changed
I used to get DLA as well but the forms stressed me out so much I just didn't bother with it.
>>690465245
>cheap
>don't care about fashion
>talk too much
>jobless
>watch animu
>pessimistic
All I can think of.
>>690467908
This is some fucking truth, good analysis anon
>>690474073
No one is mad that you have to shag the same lump of flesh the rest of your life.
This is some bata shit right here...
I don't have a gf cause it's easyer to bang other chicks this way, having a gf and fucking other girls is a bad idea, trust me.
>>690468367
I feel you bro
>>690474922
havent had a form from them in almost 2 years i expect ill be getting one soon
>>690465245
Too lazy to get one.
Don't know how to do and maybe scared to try and failed.
>>690474886
well bugger, fucked that whole thing up didnt i
oh well onto just finding one of those hot girls that doesnt know they're hot and taking them over there to make her jealous as fuck, dumb broke ass bitch
>>690468269
Are you me?
my brain is ruined and im a trap
>>690474729
Thanks anon, seriously.
But why did u help me?
>>690465245
I don't try.
>>690474922
>dubs
What do you get ESA for? I get 100 a week for anxiety and depression. I spend most of it on booze, though. Life gets really tedious when you're too 'ill' to work and booze is the easiest way for me to forget about what a shambles my life has become.
>>690474562
Amen brotha.
I have sworn myself to celibacy.
>at least that's what I tell myself so that I don't cry myself to sleep at night
>>690475393
Just anxiety for me, also 100 a week. I went for video games instead of alcohol, but it's still an escape in its own way, just passes the time.
>>690465245
i honestly just never cared enough.
>>690474729
can confirm this works
if you really want something you can make it happen
>>690475126
Edgy. nice memerino
>how many "other chicks" have you "banged"
>any answer other than 0 is dishonest
>>690465245
jobless
But I do.
I'm anxious as all fuck ever observed in the universe and drink too much.
>>690471850
>>690472466
He's gay you morons
Because my primary board is r9k
I'm 13 and autistic in school with 2 girls my age both cunts and one is in a relationship,so yea thats my excuse /b/
>>690475346
You sound a lot like me few years ago.
A stupid suicide-attempt made me realize how badly I wanted to live, and I got some help from everywhere just like me here with you.
Quick tip : you can find help anywhere from anyone.
Wish I could help you more !
Because im living in a shitty apartment with my mother her 2 kids and i got no money and have a shit education so i cant get a job, even though i kinda look average but these things are killing my self esteem and i get depressed and therefor i smoke weed get drunk play vidya 4chan porn, its an endless circle i was really thinking about killing myself cause its too depressing life, the moments i feel happy are getting shorter and shorter, also seeing others succeed better than me makes me wanna quit on life
>>690473629
I say this as a bro. Cut all ties with this fucking kunt and never look back.
Youre worth so much more than that.
because a GF\Wife seems too much work to keep happy, a bit like a tamagotchi..
>>690476742
Not really, the good ones are happy just from you being you. It takes a little effort at the start though, you have to hope that eventually they bond with you and then you can just coast on that connection.
>>690465245
I'm not wonderful
>>690476481
underage b&
>>690469347
KEK
>>690469945
are you me?
>>690465245
Already got one
>girlfriend
>means boyfriend
>am gay like op
>>690469945
kys
>>690476616
bro, u could find a job at a trade school or go to school to be a mechanic. You can't just sit back and watch others succeed while you do nothing.
I haven't had a girlfriend in years. There will be girls I talk to, fuck, lead on, spend lots of time with, but they all seem like interchangeable faces to me, I could care less if they come or go or hate my guts. The last time I felt an actual love and desire to keep someone around was years ago in HS and she ended up cheating on me. I remember what falling in love felt like but I have never been able to recapture that feeling in any of the women I've met. I just find it easier to be on my own and not be tied down to an actual girlfriend, it's just gonna end shitty. I think I have a problem but I don't know. Thoughts?
>>690477448
You do it first asshole
herpes
>>690476616
shit man I know how you feel
I swore to myself that if I'll get too weak to live this shit life anymore and want to kill myself for real, I'll just jump on the bus and drive myself to the other side of the world and try my luck there. You know, try some risky job, live on weird places, just fucking do something other than I'm doing now. If it won't work out, I'll kill myself for real. If it will, well then I'm saved. You should think about that too, starting fresh somewhere else.
Maybe one we'll meet at that place. I hope for both ours sake
>25
>Manlet
>chubby
>shifty job
>socially awkward
>6 in dick
>>690477581
Awww, does someone need a safe place?
i've been thinking of suicide since my mom died last year
don't think there's much left for me and some bimbo gf won't solve it
>>690477681
mouth or dick
Because you turned me down you cunt
>>690465245
IM MARRIED....
>>690477905
both
Because I'm apparently not wonderful enough.
Why don't I have a girlfriend? Ok. I'll answer that question, with a question. Why don't you want to be my girlfriend?
Thanks for that. Fuck off.
>>690465245
cozz dubs
My farts are potent enough to kill the average woman
>>690478316
quit fucking with these average hoes
Because fuck bitches
Get money
Fuck an insecure ole beta bitch hoe post niqqa
>>690475876
Hang in there /b/ro
>>690478033
i have mouth herpes. You just gotta break it to the girl your with like it's nothing. If u don't make a big deal out of it, then nobody will? You gotta say that it's not bad and that 1 in 5 people have it. You could also find a girl who already has herpes
>>690478425
I just... I just don't want to go back to jail for manslaughter, anon
I like porn more than real sex.
just not wanting one is a good enough reason?... but thanks for the compliment its apreciated!
>>690465245
Because muslim
Little known fact...
The older you get without losing your V card, the creepier it is to women, and the less likely you'll ever lose it.
28, and likely virgin forever.
>>690469235
Detected
>>690465245
>excuse
as if.
>>690478933
or you can just not tell them you're virgin
Simply have no motivation to get one. I don't really like relationships.
Because only the wives/girlfriends of my friends want to fuck me
I dont know why
But I dont do that shit
Except that one time
But he encouraged it
>>690465245
Dem anxieties...
Females are altruistic enough. /thread
>>690469482
What did you do to fuck that up?
>>690468367
Send me the weird woman's phone numbers
https://discord.gg/0150UXTOkJvnVAgck
>>690479132
fucking this
no girl ever showed interest in me except for girlfriends of my friends
stupid hoes
and I'd never betray them like that
>>690468367
Also, gtfo, Normie!!
>>690465245
i do senpai fam
I don't seek them out, dude. Look at my face anyways.
>>690465245
>be me 28yo kissless virgin beta faggot
>be scared of beautiful girls
>see women as higher beings that need to be whorshiped
>try be really nice guy and get women that way but get friendzoned
>get really depressed by seeing 12yo getting more action than me
>install dateapp and like everything also say hello to every woman that likes me back and doesnt look like shrek
>get only likes from fat feminists and women that look like shrek
>out of all the the meat hogs and pigs pick a 5,5/10 not my type but not fugly ass hell
> chat with her and agree to meet
>she comes to my place and we chat vor some hours
>decide to go to a club i take molly and she takes speed
>at 5 am decide to go to my place back
>smoke weed to come down i am horny as hell and want to fuck but dont know how to begin how to start dont even know how to kiss her
>sitting on my couch shes next to me
>i tolt my head look her in the eyes and say i am hungry she looks back and says go eat something
>i reply u r right
>drop on the floor pull down her pantys and start licking her pussy
>no idea what i am doing but watching porn for 18years told how to do stuff in theory
>try to remember what how they did it in the movies and repeat it
>she is moaning and praising god
>maybe i m doing something right
>she trys to undress me but i m insecure abt my body so i tell her she can only touch my when i give her my permission
>grab her hands as she wont stop and slap her in the face
>tell her she is my bitch and that she will behave or i will punish her
>mfw i m thinking is this me or who is this person
>she is totally into it
>start doing all kind of kinky stuff to her fisting ass and pussy slaping calling her names pinching her nipples till she sqeeks fucking her ass to pussy ass to mouth
>she thinks i am some kind of sexgod she thought only exist in porn
>training her as my slave now
>not afraid of women any more
>flirting with every women i like
>this could have been me many years ago
I don't know why but I flirt with girls but whenever they begin to flirt back I get nervous and I run scared idk why
>>690479073
Dude, it's like they can smell it on me.
Doesn't help that girls develop into women faster now. If I see a hot chick, I hesitate because I'm not sure if they're of legal age or not. And you can't ask them outright, because that either creeps them out, or they lie about it.
>>690479263
did you just /thread your own post?
>>690479073
my thougts exactly. they will just think you're bad in bed but it will be too late by then
Because no girl has ever taken an interest in me
not an excuse, pure fact
and to be honest, i dont care
yes i will "die alone" but at least i will be happy and not have most of my life poluted with endless drama and bullshit
Its to much effort id rather have one nighters and have a life of my own.
Last thing I want is another person cutting in to me time...wich is all the time im not at work so on short im a self interested narcasistic prick who wont share his time if he dosent feel like it.
My current lifestyle isn't conducive for a long lasting relationship.
Living in Auckland completing my Masters in Environmental Science.
House prices are beyond what I could ever afford, and the job market is scarce with high turnover. Girls here are looking for stability, house, a warm nest etc.
So, I guess my outlook is finish up and get out of New Zealand. Contrary to popular belief, this country has accelerating poverty and malnutrition 3rd world style in their biggest city. If I'm not walking over a drugged out homeless person on the main street, I'm passing a kid living in a tent in a public park that looks like a scarecrow fucked a zombie.
I don't want to have relationship where I will be locked into this shitfactory. Happy to just go with the flow through tinder.
Honestly? Im a fat fuck thats why, I didnt take care of myself when i was growing up and it shows, Im not the most sociable person but when I try i can atleast put my foot in the door. Im working on fixing myself, both physically and socially and when Im done ill probably being getting alot of attention.Seriously, if I had actually given a shit about myself when I was a kid I could probably be an actor, or even some faggy male model if I wanted to , but I digress.
that thread has gone boring
It's also terrifying that just talking to a woman, could freak her out enough to scream for help. Just saying hi is enough to get thrown in prison and accused of rape these days. I mean, really. Fuck That.
>>690480087
No. Absolutely not. Your fat. Your disgusting. Kill yourself
Couple reasons;
1: Everyone in my circle of friends is either dating or mutt ugly.
2: I hate loud places, so most bars/clubs are out. Im also out of school, so no free excuse to meet girls at a college campus
I cannot meet new people. I have no outside function besides work and providing for myself.
My only resort is online dating but Im not Chad so that hasnt been going too well either. So currently Im working on becoming Chad. Thats about it.
>>690480237
I feel you there buddy, I live in Texas so its not quite as bad down here, but every now and again ill get bad vibes from a chick(usually white) and just walk away.
