>Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content (mercy is a slut)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
And remember talk shit about each others waifus!
KANAYA < jk shes a fag
Third claim today jesus h.
Still here
>>690452481
So, did you still have rules? Because that seems like a last ditch effort to avoid people that might hurt your community to me.
Kurumi Claimed
Best type moon claimed.
>>690452825
If I may ask, why not family for you?
Filthy early bake.
>still alive
Mumei Claimed.
>>690452892
Akiko claimed
>>690452777
Nice trips third best girl
You outbaked me
Curse you slow internet
Taiga Aisaka
>>690453043
>hits 151 image replies
>early bake
Kyouko too slow
>>690452777
Penny Claim~
>I need more ideas for names for my farm animals. Any suggestions?
Miho claimed
>>690453043
Agreed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ
>>690452957
We did, not completely originally but started to rather fast, it was more to catch people up to speed and a method to differentiate us from the normal /b/ claim threads.
>>690452549
Never smoked either, dont plan on it either since Ive been told it dosent make you high, just makes it so you're not stressed.. and of course when you stop the stress is x10 worse
>>690452622
>Mormons
Lol you poor soul
>>690452754
Long as you bring beer, fuck it, party time bois
>>690452801
Heavens, hope they shut down
>>690452825
Cause Im awesome and sexy, and they're still salty from erping with mizore that happened last night
>>690452892
How are ya today?
>>690453043
Why dont you bake then? I likie kyouko threads
I smoke newports i have forever.
Im not black, I used to smoke marbs but those things are dry as fuck to me now. I wanna feel like im puffin off an iceberg nah mean
>>690453239
Do you live in burger land?
>>690452777
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and try to be better then everybody even if its lame or has to lie like how the ugly people losers is better then the attrative loser people so thtats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit with there ugly as shit face and plus the ugly people losers like the ugly guys smell like dog poop like beyonce
so thats why fuck reddit and the ugly people losersl ike the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poo like beyonce and is ugly
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks so has to hurt the popular people the ugly way and has to hurt the attrative loser people the ugly way and doesnt hurt the popular people if cant hurt the popular people the ugly way and thats why the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce and has to hide that the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce on tv n music n pretty much everything like books or movies
and still try to hurt the popular people the ugly way
cause can hurt the popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers can hurt the popular poeple and attrative popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and got rejected the popular people and is ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce like the ugly guys losers that is ugly and smell like dog poop and get rejected by the popular people and is ugly and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers n reddit that smell like shit like beyonce n is ugly is ugly and pathatic
so who want to be around ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce n is ugly and lame and too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and got rejected by the popular people but still act gay and powerful but is still ugly n smell like poo like beyonce
>>690453145
>Last pic last thread 22:46:18
>This thread made at 22:45:50
Yup, filthy early bake.
>>690453239
>Why dont you bake then? I likie kyouko threads
I just delete if someone made it first, even if it's a shitty early bake.
>>690453239
Bitch please im only raped by white men.
Road trip back to Wisconsin, should be home by monday afternoon
>>690453239
That's what I get for living so close to the Utah border, at least they gave me a cake once.
Stocking claimed
Miku is mine.
Reggie Watts
Luna any day!
>>690453397
You can get the next one bud. I know you are really serious about the waifu threads, kek.
>>690453299
>newports
look I don't smoke much, but when I get shitfaced Marlboro crushes are god tier.
>>690450541
Finished my shift, off for two days. Took a nap but that didn't seem to help much. Just trying to stay productive somehow. Good to hear all is well.
>>690452987
meh just not to interested in seeing family im not aloud to see my father side and my mothers side half are in jail and parents are parents lol
>>690453239
ahh wish i was thier to ERP with you guys
>>690453239
Pretty good getting drunk rn playing some final fantasy 10. How are you?
> bout to get down on some drawing.
>>690453069
Hello Amatsukaze
>>690453113
Welcome Taiga are you new?
>>690453239
>Mormons
Man I have stories that I don't have time to greentext right now
>>690453613
>smoking
Your pure aryan waifu would never accept that and deserves better.
>>690453335
>smell like dogpoop and beyonce
Kek
>>690453397
O shit 28 seconds fam
That filthy bilgerat
>>690453710
>Forgot pic
>>690452957
Basic waifu rules.
Claim.
Discuss.
Before they went 24/7 we would only have about 2 threads a day.
Really a lot of the rules comes from simple waifuism.
The lewd rule is more of a meme than anything. Originally it was to keep the thread from turning into another R34 thread, but that doesn't mean we don't have some lewd posting.
The ERP shit is just that, we don't want ERP. ERP belongs on >>>/trash/
As for Global Rule 15, we do get occasional ponies.
Truth be told, an influx of World of Warship players made these threads kick off.
Other than that, don't be a fag.
Watching iron Fortress@! I think the new episode of hundred is on tomorrow cant wait.
pfft my captcha wanted me to select the cars and it was just pics of SUVs
>>690453710
Hello, anon
I assume it's Rin because you're the only one who calls me by my waifu's full name
>>690453704
As long as you don't go to jail, everything is going to be alright.
What was the worst crime they have done?
>>690453808
She uses nanomachines so she can cure my lung cancer.
>>690452777
I'm stealing all your wifu's stupid cuck nerds, you have to sit there while masturbait ha!
>>690453808
I doubt a lot of people are actually worthy of their waifus.
>>690454048
Very true.
>>690454033
>Masturbait
>more like Master Bait
>Actually your bait is trash 0/10 for making me reply.
>>690454048
I'm sure I'm not.
>>690453707
What are you going to be drawing?
>>690453578
Hey Mugi
>>690454033
You may have gotten dubs, but trips are needed for that
>>690454048
I'm sure I could be some help in her lab
>>690454012
rape i think from what ive gathered i also dont know to much accept they are in prison
>>690454259
>tfw
>>690454232
Yo Fran
>>690454048
We're not talking?
>>690454121
Not this guy
You're waifu a shit
>>690454048
I know i'm not
>>690453320
Unfortunately I do
>>690453299
>I smoke newports
>Im not black
Lies
>>690453397
>151 images
>Early
You silly but I sill love you
>>690453419
>>>>Getting raped by whites
What are you, a fuccboi? Please tell me its intentional
>>690453456
Goddamnit I want some cake..
>>690453704
You're missing out on the fun! Get cummines and delicious salty tears from autismo overlords
>>690453707
Ah shit I'll be getting my drink on later on, Killing time before I head off to grill for my family
>>690453710
Another time maybe? I wont be here for long to read em anyways lol
>>690453941
>We dont want ERP, ERP belongs on trash
>Coming tomoko of all people
It all makes sense now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>690453233
These threads are kinda cute in their own little way, it's like they have their own history that spans at least a few months.
Yeah I'm here to stay I think.
Are there any notable individuals here?
Btw you have actually given me impetus to rewatch Knk so thanks for that.
>>690453941
I'll keep them in mind.
>don't be a fag
I've always been particularly averted to fags, I'll try not to disappoint.
>ERP
ew.
>>690453704
>aloud
>>690454288
>accept
>>690454048
This guy gets it
![Syndra [194].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [194].jpg")
>>690454385
>You silly but I sill love you
Early bake is anything made before the last image, kek.
Doesn't matter if it's 1 hour or 10 seconds.
>>690454288
I thought it would go up to murder.
(My apologies for assuming the worst)
Has this ever influenced you? (your father's side)
>>690454385
I live east coast, how about you?
>>690454546
Feet queen is love
>>690454149
Moo
>>690454357
Yo
>>690454546
Brb, killing self
hi
>>690454048
>worthy of their waifus.
Are you worthy anon?
>>690454385
>intentional
>>690454546
Kitty!
>>690454048
I probably am not..
>>690454696
maid
>>690454617
What's poppin
>>690454666
Trips
>>690454471
what?
>>690454048
I am
I worship my queen everyday
i claim kylo ren in his matt the radar technician outfit
what a good little slut
>>690454385
Apparently that is over.
Back to being asshole Tomoko.
>>690454586
Nigga do you really wanna wait eons for the next thread after the last image?
>>690454666
Hi lord satan
>>690454732
Well.. if that's you're thing, no judgement here just dont make it sound like you a little bitch
>>690454777
You gon check dem trips boy?
>>690454048
She's too pure, I'm definitely not worthy of defiling her.
>>690452777
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and try to be better then everybody even if its lame or has to lie like how the ugly people losers is better then the attrative loser people so thtats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit with there ugly as shit face and plus the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like dog poop like beyonce
so thats why fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poo like beyonce and is ugly
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks so has to hurt the popular people the ugly way and has to hurt the attrative loser people the ugly way and doesnt hurt the popular people if cant hurt the popular people the ugly way and thats why the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce and has to hide that the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce on tv n music n pretty much everything like books or movies
and still try to hurt the popular people the ugly way
cause can hurt the popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers can hurt the popular poeple and attrative popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and got rejected the popular people and is ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce like the ugly guys losers that is ugly and smell like dog poop and get rejected by the popular people and is ugly and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers n reddit that smell like shit like beyonce n is ugly is ugly and pathatic
so who want to be around ugly guys losers or the ugly people losers that smell like shit like beyonce n is ugly and lame and too ugly to hurt the popular ppl with looks and got rejected by the popular people but still act gay and powerful but is still ugly n smell like poo like beyonce
>>690454777
Checked.
Post your waifus in a box.
>>690454885
Mizore or moka arent here for me to erp ya dumbo
>>690454048
I'm not even worthy of my own life
![Syndra [165].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LeHM6Q0.jpg "Syndra [165].jpg")
>>690454597
Hello.
>>690454617
>Brb
It doesnt work that way.
>>690454666
Hello Satan
>>690454696
Maid
>>690454732
Flop
>>690454048
>Tfw I married my waifu
>In game but whatever
>Its much better than what she had before!
>>690452777
if you put half as much energy into asking a girl out as you do making these threads you'd be dating a real girl by now
>>690454847
>allowed
>except
>>690454435
We've been going since november and I don't really know about notable individuals given the decentralized nature, though I would still name resident ghost/archivist Vigil.
Should also be mentioned that there's a couple out of thread communications, though they have mostly died down, notably is a ts3 channel free to join and talk, but mostly used to talk World of Warships and a discord which is similar but mostly for Overwatch.
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
>>690454970
I don't remember this pasta being this big.
>>690454284
Milk Drinker.
>>690454617
Mooo.
>>690454886
>Nigga do you really wanna wait eons for the next thread after the last image?
Considering when I'm around I always bake literally seconds after 151 images hit, I don't think you have to wait that much.
>>690454994
>
>>690455093
>dating
Why not tinder for hoes?
Husbando Plank.
>>690454597
no my dad just hates them and so does my mom nah no need for apologies
>>690455095
oh you one of those guys ok
>>690454997
I slap u with muh dong
claimed jeanne
>>690455093
But real girls are shit. 3D is trash.
>Honestly I'd be dating somebody if every girl I met hadn't turned out to be a psychopath, I have horrible taste in women apparently.
>I'm not exaggerating when I say psychopath, they were literally diagnosed insane, I didn't know until I did a background check.
>>690455072
>Flopping noises
>>690455200
Only the best.
>>690454994
I don't actually have that, another one for the commision pile, have this instead.
Mugi and Azusa, if you're reading this, I'm really sorry...
Well my phone is dying
See you guys later
>>690455437
Filtered
Hey everyone.
>>690454796
Road trip back home! And playing fire emblem
>>690455072
Too late, already dead
>>690455200
How are you this fine day?
>>690455437
What did you do now?
>>690453974
Yeah it's Rin. Do you prefer a shorter name?
>>690454385
I don't have time to post them anyhow right now
>>690455614
Fag
>>690455366
when a girl is crazy with you you drop her ass you don't run a backround check on her wtf this reeks of 9 year old weeb talking out of his ass
>>690454886
Close, but not quite there yet, Tsun :^)
>>690454994
I don't have any other left..
>>690455437
What hapenned, gringo?
>>690455148
>ts3
I'm gonna pass, you guys seem great fun, but I'm not gonna bother with that.
Sorry if I disappointed you.
>>690455212
Yeah but what about when you're gone?
>>690455267
The only thing you'll be slapping is deez nutz
>>690455583
Farewell
>>690455614
Welcome, have a (you)
>>690455614
Hello
>>690455614
Ay~
>>690455614
I-iida?
>>690455093
nah ive tried harder then ever for years ive just given up
>>690455736
Nah that's fine, I don't even use it that much but I felt that it would be wrong to not mention it.
>>690455689
Another time lol
>>690455727
Oi vey, will I ever be the trip master?
>>690455689
I don't mind, really~
How are you, friend?
>>690455093
Dated a girl once, wasted 7 years
Might as well go gay for dicks at this point
kagami claimed!!
>>690455376
Yup.
>>690455664
Good, not really doing anything right now like always. How are you?
>>690455583
Good bye!
>>690455748
>The only thing you will be slapping is deez nuts
That sounds painful
>>690455605
this message is not for you so go ahead
>>690455664
;-;
>>690455676
you're mad, huh? ._.
>>690455727
bad burrito ;_;
>>690456070
O:
>>690455826
>>690455830
Yo.
>>690455842
stop trying to hard? Just get a social hobby where you comingal with other girls and hang out. It happens pretty naturally.
>>690456042
ill never understanding people being sad about dating but thats just because ive been alone forever
>kiss less virgin reporting
>>690455913
Maybe, who knows?
How's the cough?
>>690456191
Did the taco mess up? :o
>>690456070
Ahh hell now its a party!
>>690456084
Only if you a little bitch~
>>690456191
Please stop posting, I have filtered you.
>>690455934
Pretty good. You?
Nah I think I'll call you Amatsu now
Playing league with friends right now so I'll be late responding
>>690455664
Sounds fun
Only fire emblem I've ever played and even though I think I played it on normal/casual I still had a bit of a tough time with it
>>690456191
What
>>690456191
:O
it's you!
>>690456248
I just want to mention indoor rock climbing here, it is so good for finding girls.
>>690456223
iida is that you?
>>690456042
Yay! Join me over the rainbow!
>>690456070
Hey there, how are you?
>>690456071
Sitting in a car shitposting
>>690456191
I'm still confused, what did you do?
>>690455934
fuck. scarves and waifus is the best combo.
>>690455901
The fact that you have makes me think that I've already somewhat earned your acceptance. That's enough for me honestly.
I'm going to bed now.
>>690456333
nothing messed up about those 3s :O
>>690456352
Then you shouldn't se me :p
>>690456370
SORRY...
>>690456385
^_^
>>690456423
chaotic queso :(
>>690452777
Signing in
>>690454997
Kek who want to ERP with some pink haired cunt. Yandere is worst dere and I'd tell you to kill yourself but your shit Waifu will do that for you.
>>690456515
You seem like a cool dude and posting second best girl from one of my favorite anime helps, good night.
>>690456370
>Fire Emblem
That shit is my jam!
>I've played so many fire emblem games, but mostly the gameboy ones
I love strategy games like Fire Emblem.
>>690456525
DELET THIS
>>690456550
Who are you? looks fire emblemy
>>690456042
can't have been bad all the time otherwise you would have left earlier. Also you're wiser from having been in it you know what you like and you know what you don't like.
>>690456248
>It happens pretty naturally.
thats what they say
Fuck this internet
Random internet disconnects and getting kicked from the server when you're about to win 99-0
Takes fucking forever to upload a post IF it even uploads
The captcha on this one expired before it uploaded
>You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.
FUCK
Discord making a fucking noise every time it disconnects, which is every 20 seconds
Feelsbadman
I'm getting the fuck out of here tomorrow
>>690456352
are you retarded haha
>>690456248
>>690456408
>3dpd
Weren't you just talking about how the threads are shitty for being to lenient on people?
>>690456801
I'm just messing with kon, I don't filter anyone
Did a quick scroll and didn't see her claimed. Thick winter waifu is best waifu.
>>690456342
it is???
but im not a party person!!
>>690456423
hey frankenberry!!
>>690456525
qt 22/7
>>690456357
Pretty good too, just waiting for dinner and I'm really hungry
Having a good time?
>>690456479
Scarves are pretty great!
>>690456525
Thanks for the check, what did you do to the 2 anons?
>>690456525
What
>>690456574
D E S T R O Y E D
>>690456765
Have fun
>>690456223
How are you?
>>690456822
I swear that was 5+ years ago
>>690456965
Mei a SHIT
>>690457009
Yeah~
>>690456408
perfect example. I have a friend who does the indoor rock climbing and he says it's really social. Plus i mean come on the people there must be pretty fit. I bet fit people fuck better too :|
>>690454698
Nah. I don't have the slightest amount of confidence, and I'm certainly not some black 6'0'' incestuous stud.
>>690454365
Why not?
>>690456329
You're not missing much, hell you're saving money if anything
>All those times I wanted to have erotic play or fuck she on her period
>>690456333
Still there but not as crazy
>Goddamnit those trips again
>>690456423
Hell na nigga fuck you, you hired shitty assassins that cant do shit
>>690456574
Thats just cute coming from the lonely cuck
Pour more salt on me fuckbuddy, I love me some salt
>>690456755
Well the thing is I had a very bad obsession problem.. wont go into it but all I can is Im finally over her, got this interest in a girl I met at a con who I will be seeing again in another con this august
>>690456992
Just drink some beer, you'll know how to party soon enougH!
>>690457156
The fact that my Waifu enrages people with how powerful she is only makes my love stronger.
Thanks!
>>690457156
Seconding this. Mei is fat tumblr garbage.
>>690456965
Shit that's a pretty top tier claim
>>690457016
Piss off you internet capitalist
>>690457156
Nah mang, Mei is bae
Gremlin D.va is a strong second
Carlton-chan
>>690456965
never gotten this one she seems shy and kind of weak
>not talking about game-play in game she is cancer
>>690456954
>pic
fuckin S A V E D
>>690457036
I'm aight, just woke up not too long ago, kinda annoyed that I slept in so late because I have shit I need to do today.
>>690457335
but i've never had alchol....
>>690457291
Well it kinda felt like you were actively ignoring me.
Can't really tell how I feel about you at the moment.
>>690452777
You're not Swiss you can't have her
SHE'S MINE VERPISS DICH SHEISKOPF
>>690457510
let me graduate third grade again...
>alcohol
>>690457224
Good to know, friend~
>>690457335
Soon, it'll be gone!
>jealous of dem gets?
>>690457408
>Mei is bae
>Gremlin DVa is a strong second
Akiko you're so gross
>>690457396
Aww fuck no.
Call my waifu fat, call her garbage. I can deal.
Tumblr though? Shit man that is just not cool. So not cool.
