Sexting thread.
Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
Post pics of conversation.
>>690421717
Nobody will deliver
>>690421717
Mademoiselle? You fucking cuck
I did that to 3 girls
Now I have 3 "seen"
Dubs here I come
I deliverr man
>>690421717
>mfw I just fucked the last female I spoke to
Rolli
>>690423144
Deliver
Reroll>>690423186
Roll
Let's go out for drinks
We get wasted go to my place I drop some roofies on your drink think about it
>>690421717
>>i hadnt fucked every girl i knew
I have an anti dubs shield, I'm safvfe.
Roll
>>690423144
we are waiting
>>690421717
roll
>>690423366
3366
Double dubs
2+2=4 so it'd quads
So no one is gonna deliver huh?
>>690423254
I have schizophrenia as well friend.
>>690421717
I like to live dangerously
>>690423337
Rereroll
i will never get dubs
>>690423621
I'll just do it
>>690423503
Fucking retard
>>690421717
Alright
Mfw I won't deliver because I was sexting my girl all last night and she's the last one I talked to
No dubs, so boring
rolling for keks
>>690423366
WINAR DELIVER PUSSY
>>690421717
check em
>>690423817
Rerolling.
>>690423748
You are the retard
No dubs here
>>690423915
Last try, reroll.
>>690423911
checked, winrar
go for it
>>690423911
I always deliver
>>690422984
lul
Roller
rollsroys
>>690424254
Close one
>>690424377
lel
I don't know
>>690424096
She looks awfully large. I guess standards aren't for everybody.
>>690424604
She is large thus why she's just a friend fam.
lets get quints
>>690424844
Deliver fgt
>>690424377
haha! yes, I wish I had dubs, would like to try it but now you have to deliever
>>690425000
!!!! DING DING DING!!! we have a winrar
>>690421717
oh shit. Roll
>>690425000
Oops
rollll ;-;
>>690425000
WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINRAR
>>690425000
>>690425074
>>690425103
Okay, well shit, I try.. just w8.
reroll
Dubs for me
rereroll
rerereroll
>>690425500
Winrar>>690425364
>>690425500
Dubs dubs deliver bitch
>>690425000
Keke
>>690425000
Like this?
>tfw girl i was talking to on Friday sent me noods
>tfw i sent a dick pic and got even more noods
feelsgood
>>690423366
This nigga didn't pay attention.
Also, rolling, and trust me, worth it if it works holy shit.
>>690424696
Alright.
>>690425908
>>690425908
kekkekkekekekekkekekekekekekekekekeke
>>690425908
Oh shit. Update when there's an answer
>>690424096
>lel
Motherfucker she's chan garbage
>>690425500
what now
lolo
>>690426034
where can i buy/what is the name of this toy
>>690425908
Ooh MY!
What the fuck is wrong with you dick.
>>690426034
>that smile at the end
i think she liked it... kinky slut
>>690426525
It's an electric flyswatter.
>>690426401
switch on internet and try again, you fucking pussy
>>690426525
This is not a toy. It's an electric fly swatter, check the markets, maybe you'll find one.
>>690426401
Je verbinding verbeteren
>>690426525
it's a flyswatter
>>690426525
its an electric fly swatter. zaps the bugs
>>690426525
thats not a toy you fucing retard
https://www.google.at/search?q=electric+fly+swatter&espv=2&biw=1517&bih=665&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiA5OLEzLTNAhWBIsAKHZhuD1IQ_AUIBigB&dpr=0.9
>>690421717
Roll
Roll, thread needs something new.
Reroll
Rolling for keks
be gentle
give singlers
It's giga nigga time
What are you saying pls translate
kek I'll never get dubs in my life
alright then
Rollerino
>>690426401
Try again, you ween. You clearly have a connection.
Damn dubs
>>690427397
Fight the pussy.
>>690427114
English?
My anti dubs script is on tho
Reroll
HA jokes on you
>>690427505
tryna bruh
roll, fuck it
Rolling this shit<
Rolling the nigga
cmonnn>>690427627
>>690427114
>>690427526
She said they already have had sex.
>>690427526
translation is:
what? we already did it
>>690421717
rollerblades
>>690427695
>>690427114
>pukes on u dick
kek
>>690427913
>>690428076
ROLL FOR DUBS
help me get laid anon shes half-friend-half-girlfriend we havent fucked yet
>>690421717
Rolling
>>690428270
im on fire right now
>>690428362
Cringe...
>>690428167
>>690428548
>>690428362
i think shes horny as fuck right now lol
>>690428470
jelly much?
>>690427926
Yeah funny thing is, she nearly did
>>690425922
Then you wouldn't mind delivering, would you?
>>690428632
pro tip, shes not
>>690428632
>inb4 faggotry and virgin crying happens
>>690427114
That doesn't count
>>690428624
>>690428632
Underage b&
rell
>>690428632
rock and roll
>>690428767
fuck u faggot
>>690428548
that's filthy frank, bro
>>690428632
kek
>>690429059
I never said it wasn't?
>>690429048
Get em
Post em
>>690428632
> I wanna fuck you so hard
> Errr...you're a virgin, right ?
> Guys she's so horny !
>>690429048
she will show this to all her friends and they will laugh together
>>690429122
yeah, I was just pointing it out. my bad.
>>690421717
fuck niggers
>>690428855
Winrar
>>690429048
What the fuck are you 10? If she wants the D you show the D, you dumb little fuck
>>690429048
Pro tip: ask her to come over or ask if you can come over. Time of your life guaranteed.
>>690421717
rawlin
>>690429048
i think Im a little messed up, what should i say?
>>690429036
wut
is dis b8
>>690429479
>Calling yourself small
that conversation took a turn for the worst
>>690429479
hold your spaghetti, anon
>>690429479
the beta just kicked in. You never ask a question like that.
>>690429479
if this isnt b8, you dun goof'd up bad m8
>>690429479
you done fucked up
This isn't mine but i saw it in a thread a while ago made me kek
>>690428855
Why? It would be very stupid to ask her with a different language if we both are Germans, make it better faggot
>>690429479
are you 10? please.. you dont deserve this sex. get pic and post them and gtfo
>>690429479
toppest kek
continue anon pls
>>690429479
Are you retarded??
Tell her you re thinking of her hot body and how much you want to explore and play with it
>>690429479
ur fuckin up dude, stop being a fag
>>690429723
Feisty
>>690429479
your autism level is over 9000
>>690429479
Autistic, but I want to see how you'll fuck this up. Moar.
>>690429723
she wants it keep going
>>690429479
Is not gud. I hate to break the ice, but you fukd up, mate. What's up with the very first message, what will she have to do better? Also now anons have her name and can extract her avatar, and find her profile on fb. Good job, mate.
Die giga nigga
>>690429984
i said it wasnt mine i saw it in a thread and saved it because it is funny
>>690429479
You're a stupid fuck. Do less talking, the more you talk the more you're going to duck up your chances. Just say "lol I'm just joking why don't you come round now and we will chill out." if she was horny she will agree otherwise youre fucked from the start. Although your obviously 14 so she'll need to get her dad to drop her off at yours.
>>690421717
rollio
>>690430087
^This anon is saving your life, mate
>>690429036
Man, fuck you. You just made me lose the game.
>>690429479
Fucking noob
Rolllll
>>690421717
roll
>>690429479
Oh my fucking god
>>690430830
Reroll
This thread is highly degenerate and needs to convert to Islam.
>>690431090
Let me guess, your best female friend?
>>690431155
Do it bitch
>>690431155
Good fail, now deliver.
>>690431221
Holy fuck that was close
I have a girlfriend, so theres no fun in that
>>690431200
Last girl I spoke to was my girlfriend, ayy free nudes
>>690431200
gotcha
I really hope I fail
1/?
>>690431331
Jesus christ
>>690431187
No and yes. A girl that I talk to off and on on a daily basis. She's kind of a super christian, so I knew she wouldn't say anything remotely close to yes but, eh.
>>690431422
Well fuck
2/?
>>690431232
>>690431239
I'm not sending that to my sister.
3/?
>>690431444
>why havent we had sex yet
>say anything remotely close to yes
>why havent we had sex yet
>yes
>>690431408
>>690431471
>>690431562
What is the point when you just repost screenshots of other people?
>>690428632
how old are you, what the fuck?
>>690431723
>being this new
>>690431422
The power of Christ compels you!
>>690431444
Welp mate, good job. Make her believe in Jesus Christ by offering her the fuck of her life.
>>690431422
>>690429723
You Dad is mean.
>>690431723
Such low quality bait. Usch
>>690432226
Fucking re-roll because that was some bullshit, gibe quads b0ss
>>690423503
3366 = dubs
0000, 1111, 2222, 3333, 4444, 5555, 6666, 7777, 8888, 9999 those are quads and nothing else is and never will it ever me.
>>690432422
dubs, now deliver
>>690423503
Being this retarded
>>690431551
No balls
Next in line then
>>690432422
Buckle up butter cup
>>690421717
Rll
Sushi roll
roll because im a faggot
Lol i never get dubs anyway
Nigger
Totally not getting dubs.
Rolling. Will deliver if dubs
>>690433311
top kek
Let's roll
>>690433311
Sorry, what was that, faggot?
>>690433311
It's a magical day for you. Now deliver
>>690433311
Deliver faggot
>>690428632
k roll
>>690433388
you too :^)
Bitch better deliver too.
>>690433311
Deliver motherfucker.
>>690433311
rekt
>>690432422
Mama didn't raise no pussy.
>>690433599
I take that back.
rolllll
>>690433311
Mcbull shit
GIVE ME
>>690433677
Fuck Murphy, and fuck his laws.
>>690433664
Friendzone
>>690433599
rekt
>>690428632
stop using more smileys than the chick
>>690433761
REROLLING
>>690421717
Rolling
>>690433744
My dick js diamond
>>690433792
At least I talk to females, you fucking smelly faggot.
reroll
rull
>>690433799
waiting
Rool
fuck it roll
Rolling... Not like I'll get dubs anyways
Besides... No phone only facebook
>>690433799
Karma is a bitch
Rolling like a boss
>>690433761
>>690433857
AM TRYING
*Boi anti-dubs script in*
Rollerino
>>690433999
Deliver now
Rerolling
>>690434079
Rerolling because wtfn?
so much roll
>>690433664
story?
>>690433999
WINRAR
I dont fucking care if i get dubs
rolllllllllllll
Im a Virgin
>>690421717
rellin
>>690434163
Going again because reasons
>>690434100
Your prayers have been answered.
>>690433744
She probably wont say yes
>>690434260
Sounds like you want us to ask what reasons.
What reasons?
>>690433919
Fucking virgin. I want updates
>>690434100
deliver
>>690434267
>why haven't we fucked yet?
>yes
>>690433664
"You're welcome" :P :P i put myself in the friendzone :P :P :) :) and now i asked why we haven't fucked :P :P Nice one!
>>690434260
Fuck my life guys i'm trying hard
Ohh, I forgot the dubs option i'm a dumbass
>>690433999
WINRAR
gimme trips!!!
>>690434352
Nothing better to do anon also rerolling
>>690434415
You are indeed, forgot it again
>>690427084
>pink
>already dead/cooked
>>690434100
>>690433761
>>690433857
is A ME
>>690434415
>>690434502
Again rerrererolling guys why cant I get dubs?
>>690434392
Kek
Ripley's believe it or reroll
>>690433999
Shes not the last girl I texted but I literally just bumped into her 5 minutes ago. Shes working and I wanna see her reaction right now.
I will never have sex
>>690434569
GOD DAMN IT GUYS! FUCK MY LIFE
>>690434640
Rolling for you
If no dubs, youll do it anyway
rerolling
Fuck Bois need some quads, gimme your strength
>>690434640
If you want to so badly just fuckin do it m8. And deliver
>>690434640
>tfw you cant get doubles to play the game with the cool kids
>>690434733
>>690434733
>>690434746
I'll deliver
Trips and OP delivers, can post the game without playing it
>>690434733
Nice guy anon got some dubs for you, mate, use em!
>>690434733 <-- A G
>>690434640
>>690434889
You had one job
>>690434850
You better Entertain me whilst im taking the best shit of my life.
>>690434889
Error 404: No measure for amount of autism found
I meannn
>tfw have gf and haven't texted another girl in 2 years...
>>690434551
Oh god the cringe, she aint into you man
>>690435194
sounds boring
