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>>690405791
Id do it for $20, I'm hungry af
>>690405791
Yeah, then I'd use a billion of that to donate to the SPCA and adopt a hundred cats to drown the guilt.
>>690399530
Yup, then I'd donate some money to a cat shelter and feel better.
6 billion? Do you know how many helpless homeless kitties I could help with 6 billion dollars?
Depending on context i'd do it for free.
>>690406000
Trips of truth
>>690405791
yes and then I would donate 5.5 billion or more to animal charities around the world.
>>690405791
Again, I'd do it for a couple grand. A dumbass kitten means nothing when I've gotta eat and pay rent.
>>690405791
already did it, where is my 6 bilions
I'd do it for a piece of gum. I'm a fucking poorfag
>>690406116
/thread
>>690405791
How much is it for a loaf of bread in Zimbabwe?
At a local greengrocer, 12 million dollars (50 cents US) buys you a head of wilted lettuce. Ten million dollars will buy a loaf of bread (40 cents US), if you can find any. These prices are now beyond the reach of most Zimbabweans.
In Zimbabwe, bread costs Z$10 million - CSMonitor.com
www.csmonitor.com/World/Africa/2008/0325/p06s02-woaf.html
honestly itd depend but yes
still i would go through rhetorical self dialectics of shit like my attachment value to the cat, or is/was it my waifus and how much hers is
>>690406386
>>690405791
Killing for fun? Killing animals for any other reason than eating them heh..? > karma is gonna kill you,.. slowly
>>690405988
that's a good point anon, well played
600 heads of lettuce barter in zimbab 1:1 bread
>>690405791
That's an easy yes.
>>690406386
Zimbabwe switched over to foreign currencies ages ago.
They mostly use US dollars.
>>690406600
stupedest thing i read all week
I'd stomp on it for that much
Kittens killed my father. I'd do it for free to avenge him and return honor to our family.
6 Billion dollars. Well, there's no sugar coating this, I would kill it. Are you kidding me? I would smash the living shit out of that for 6 billion. I'd do it on live television. I would not have any regrets.
Not for all the money in the world, but id kill a human for free EASY
>>690405791
With that money, i could buy millions more. Then decapitate them, thereby increasing my money exponentially. I'd build factories committed to decapitating kittens with conveyor belts and shit. By doing this, I collapse the world market and become the undisputed ruler of the world.
I'd fucking eat it too
>>690406116
>5.5 billion or more
Yeah fucking right you would, you know damn well as I do that you wouldn't donate even a fraction of that amount.
Human greed trumps all. And yes, I'd do that for 6 billion dollars. I'd do a lot more cruel and unusual things for even 5% of that.
>>690406722
It's true though, they abandoned it in 2009ish
I dont think the reserve bank even accepts it anymore
>>690405791
Kek, I'd do it for 1% of that.
>>690405888
>>690406925
being poor helps you learn the value of money, so i wouldn't donate a cent to someone i didn't know.
i'd pay back my debts to family, but nothing more.
>>690405791
i accidentally killed a cat once by dropping a watermelon on it's head. it's been three years since that day and i still can't stop thinking about it. so no i don't think any money is worth it.
>>690407299
I'n all honesty I'd probably blow through it all in 10 years and go back to being poor again.
But not before making sure friends and family are well accounted for.
>>690405791
for 6 billion i'd do it then eat the damn thing whole. that's too much money to pass up.
don't really give a fuck about cats anyway.
>>690407277
summer, summer everywhere
Nope. Domestic animals, (especially young ones) are like kids, innocent and defenseless at the hands of people.
Now, nature happens, Animals get killed, toddlers get dragged off by alligators, drowned and eaten, but what is depicted in the picture is not nature, it is sadistic behavior.
Bruh for 6 billion dollars I'd kill 6 billion cats for that much
>>690406925
Most people would do cruel and unusual things if they were convincingly promised 0.002% of that.
100k in a bag to the first person to kill a cat would get a lot of dead cats.
Nah I would probably use shoe or something instead of knife
6 billion fucking dollars.
id hack a baby child to pieces while its mother watches and then prepare a stew out of it for a fraction of that amount.
>>690405791
I could do this for free but there is money so i will fucking destroy it all together
You want to drown cats after doing this?
fuck kinda question is that? i'd eat that fuckin little piece of shit for $50. i've been in a hole for so long i'd kick a dying child in the kidney for a new car.
>>690407795
Good luck cutting a cat's throat with a shoe, dumb fuck.
>>690408254
Who said I would cut the cat ? Using brain hurts you right ?
>>690407622
>. Domestic animals, (especially young ones) are like kids
I would argue that ALL animals are basically defenseless against humans.
>except for like lions and shit
>>690405791
No. I could never actively hurt a living mammal, let alone a babby kitty.
>>690405791
People kill more for less.
Yes.
>>690406495
This. If you kill it, you eat it. That's the rule.
>>690405888
>>690405988
>>690406000
>>690406577
>>690406600
>>690406722
>>690407277
>>690407299
>>690407622
>>690407966
:^) is this a get thread (^:
>>690405791
Id probably do it for a couple hundred and the life experience.
>>690407795
It's surprisingly hard to crush bones in a small creature on grass or soft soil.
You'd have to press it into cement or a big rock or something.
Ez
>>690405791
I would do it, and contribute $1 billion to help eliminate animal cruelty. This will save hundreds of kittens and other weak animals.
>>690405791
Of course I would. Imagine all the suffering, both human and animal, I could stop with even a fraction of that.
>>690408474
I don't think you understand how much 6 billion dollars is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXUg9WMCX_M
>>690405791
For 6 billion I'd do it to lots more than just a kitten
yes i will hold a knife to a cat
>>690405791
Can I do the challenge multiple times?
>>690408770
I certainly do understand. I also understand how no amount of money could stop the imagine of a dying kitten from haunting me.
My cat is laying on my and kneading my leg right now, how could I say I would kill a baby kitten when I have this sweet little thing being lovely?
I'm kinda fucked in the head. I think I'd have an easier time if the knife was on the OPs neck instead of a kittens.
>>690405791
I'd kill a baby with with a bag full of the heads of the kittens I've decapitated in front of its mother for less then that.
>>690409406
Wanna try and get any edgier?
Since when is /B/ so cancerously sentimental?
>inb4 something along 10 years
>>690405791
For 6 billion? Without a doubt. Everyone got a price and that's well over mine.
>>690409038
With a knife.
>>690409502
I guess I could kill the mother with the baby or force feed her the body?
>>690409607
-_-
I could very obviously not kill a sweet little kitten with a knife.
>>690405791
nope, because not only would i see that kitten every time i spent/thought about all that money, i would be fucking inundated with family members and "friends" trying to leech cash from me
i'm happy with what i've got, thanks
>>690406842
Why are you under the impression you get money every time you do it? Idiot
>>690405791
How many of those do you have? I want to sponsor space exploration and human expansion to space.
>>690409718
Good job on the edge, hope you're good and proud of yourself.
>>690409896
Moderately. Pretty sure I could get better.
>>690407608
The traffic of tthis site doesn't actually increase during summer, retard.
>>690409979
Keep at it and you can someday be the edgelord you always aspired to be.
I believe in you, my friend.
>>690407622
this
forgive me, the will to become part of /b/ isn't enough to kill a kitten yet
>>690409192
this too
>>690405791
yes. I'd do it for 1k.
>>690409192
>I'd have an easier time if the knife was on the OPs neck
no, you're a pussy
>>690405791
yep and then I'd use a billion dollars to undermine the efforts of cat shelters.
Men have become giant pussies. I love it.
Killing an beloved animal used to be what a 12 year old had to do to grow up in disney movies now sad 20 somethings can't even bring themselves to kill an animal they don't even know for massive personal gain.
>>690405791
Never
>>690405791
i would
and fuck donation
i'd also do it for 200$ or maybe 100$ even
>>690408225
I'll PayPal you $100 if you do it and stream it right now.
>>690410647
yeah no. that would be a dumb idea for that amount of money
>>690406026
yea. Could buy a freaking castle for them. This one we have to kill will be their God
>>690405791
nope
>>690405791
Hell yeah
>>690410782
Said would for $50... I'm offering twice that.
>>690405791
easily yea 6 billion dollars, thats probably more money they your whole family on both parents side can make put together
>>690405791
No. Some acts taint the the soul.
>>690405791
well sure, puttung the knife on a cats neck and not cutting it does not harm the cat
>>690405791
the question is who would not do it
>>690410964
looks like a bunch of retards here.
I would do that and then let it go.
>>690410922
i'd be gladly tainted
with 6 billion
>>690407622
id do it for the intial 6 bil, then pay some people a million each to make u kill a kitten
for 6billion I'd kill any animal you want
>>690411049
>someone sure doesn´t understand math here.
6 billion dollars for holding a knife to a kittens throat?
sure, no harm done, pass me the money.
Pretend to cut a kittens head off for 6 billion? Of course who the fuck wouldnt
>>690411227
it obviously implies the killing of a cat
>>690410801
Didn't the burj khalifa only cost like 2 billion dollars?
Disregarding arab minimum wage shit 6 billion is a ridiculous amount if you could make 3 of those things worth of human industry for the life of one kitten when animal shelters put down those things like jews in world war 2.
>>690411227
You know, I feel retarded.
You're the smartest nugger here.
I'd definitely do it for 6 billion, the real question is how low of a price I'd still be willing to do it for, probably $200,000-$300,000
>>690405791
I'm a cat person, I love cats, but;
what the fuck is this, wiiverse community?
Of course I would fucking slaughter that piece of shit in to 6 billion pieces
what the fuck is this question even, do you know how much 6 billion dollars is you stupid fuck are you serious
I'm actually highly unsettled that there are liars that even state that they wouldnt do it
that's so fucking stupid get the fuck outta here with this high class bait.
>>690405791
If it's in cash so I can't be taxed for it sure.
I don't know what beta faggot wouldn't kill a kitten to become a billionaire
And anyone with any concept of how much money that really is probably would aswell
>>690411603
Nigger please I'm not murdering a kitten for money
>>690411356
i´d do it anyway.
>>690411744
pussy
>>690407622
how is it sadistic behaviour when the person is doing it for a reason that isn't satisfaction?
>>690405791
Yes. You'd have to be retarded not to. Chicken are killed for much less.
>>690405791
I think this should turn into a late Caturday thread.
Because kittens are precious and should not become kill for anything.
>>690412105
people don't see pets equal to farm animals
>>690406803
Faggot
>>690405791
No, this isnt face book stop being a fucking fag censoring yourself you know damn well youd keep the money and get a dog that loves riding in your new yacht in europe
>>690405791
I do this kind of shit for free. Cats are fucking disgusting. Outdoor cats are the best because they're easy to trap and kill.
>>690413529
>:c
Cats are awesome and affectionate, intelligent creatures.
Leave the strays alone or have them taken to a shelter where they can kind loving homes.
>>690407429
Lmao that's hilarious.
>>690413643
They're selfish, disgusting, and stupid. I don't just kill strays. If you're dumb enough to leave your cat outside its free game!
>>690413865
what about dogs tho
you love that dog dick tho
>>690413865
My cat is a sweet, considerate thing and I wouldn't trade him for anything.
Killing strays or outdoor cats is fucked, just leave the poor things alone. They're just trying to survive.
>>690413954
Dogs are smart and loving 99% of the time. No reason to kill them. People also don't typically let them roam the streets like they do their dumbass cats. The strays don't harm the environment like cats do. If I see a stray dog I'm going to help it because dogs are awesome.
ill do it for fucking 2+ oz of bud. thats 300$ well earned
>>690414173
They're harming the environment by killings off birds. Also they shit in peoples' yards. I'm telling you, if you give a shit about your cat, leave the little shit inside. I could be your neighbor.
Kill the fucker, and use the extra money to help other cats.
A noble sacrifice.
>>690407622
>>690405791
No, because i dont have so much money.
I would probably pay 20$ maximum.
>>690405791
Too easy... I'd be almost embarrassed to take the money... But yeah, for that kind of money, kitty, human child, any rapper whatever you want really.
>>690405988
And then drown the hundred kittens?
>6 billion dollars
Who would not
>>690414281
The call animal control to pick up the stray and bringing to a shelter. Get traps that don't harm them.
My cat is strictly indoor, he's a little wimp so I don't let him out of the apartment.
But I've met plenty of very friendly strays in my life that don't deserve to die.
I've got one who runs off other animals who approach me at night.
If it didn't cost $400 to adopt that cat into my apartment I totally would
>>690405791
I couldn't keep my eyes open but of fucking course I would do that for 6 billion dollars.
Anyone who says no is a fucking liar.
>>690405791
and the ugly people losers that is ugly as shit try to hurt me n smell like shit n takes anything like a little pussy and is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce like the ugly hippo loser loser women
>>690405791
Nobodys gonna ever offer you anything similar. This thread is a waste of time. GTFO.
>>690414614
Why do that when it's easier and more fun to kill them? You're an idiot.
>>690405888
This. Someone animal shelter worker probably kills kittens every week and for $3 per hour.
The $20 is generous and absolutely something I'd take for 10 seconds of work.
I would do it for a 100 bucks. Maybe even less.
What kind of question is this? Of course I would! I would saw that fuzzy nigger like it was a giant gummy bear and give it back to it's parents, Conan style. I would fuck its severed asophogus for 6 billion dollars.
>>690414760
Because I have no desire to kill another living mammal.
I own a cat, I love cats, why would I ever want to kill one?
>>690414730
are you mentally ill.
>>690414879
I get that you're a cat fag. No shit. You're trying to tell me that I should go out of my way to trap and take giant rodents to shelters. Instead of just putting out a bowl of antifreeze or strangling the little fuckers. That's why you're an idiot.
>>690414879
For 6 billion dollars
>>690414976
Yeah pretty much. Have the compassion to take an animal who could make a wonderful companion to someone to a shelter.
Why do you even want a dead animal on your hands? It's still work to get rid of a dead animal's body, you could just put that energy into taking them to a shelter.
>>690415100
Wouldn't do it. I go out of my way not to harm living things.
>>690414879
for $6 billion you fucking fagget
>>690415201
It's so much more fun to kill them. If I don't feel like dealing with the body I just give them antifreeze, and then they fuck off and die a few hours later. Cats are disgusting infestations and it's just plain fun to kill them.
>>690415201
And cats aren't companions btw. They're selfish parasites.
>>690415439
If you think it's fun to kill another living creature then you have a problem.
Get some fucking help dude.
>>690405791
Bruh you kidding me? I'd do that shit in a heartbeat. I wouldn't even flinch.
For that kind of money I'd personally eat a dozen of those cute little faggots alive, I'd put soy sauce on them motherfuckers while they still meowing and chow down, fuck outta here with that shit.
Dude for SIX BILLION DOLLARS, $6,000,000,000, I'd rape each kitten first.
Hell, I'd do this shit right in front of my grandmother, I'd do it to my little sister's kitten, I'd do it to some fucking gun toting hillbilly or whoever, I don't give a fuck who's cat it is I'm raping the shit outta it and eating that cunt and collecting my pay cheque.
Anybody who says "No" is an official idiot.
>>690415543
My cat is very much a companion. He's a sweet little thing that I raised from a kitten, he's never put a claw on me and he just likes to sleep on me.
I've had two cats like that, they are wonderful companions. Especially cuddly when you're sad.
>>690415565
A lot of people think it's fun to kill living creatures, like hunters. I feel like I'm doing the world a favor; there's way too many of those fuckers and they disturb the bird populations.
>>690415679
six
billion
dollars
>>690415673
I think people who say no don't understand how much money 6b is. It's not even millions. It's BILLIONS!
>>690415679
I don't disagree about the threat to the bird population. But the solution to me is not a mass slaighter of cats, it's a matter of spay/neuter and relocation to new homes where they can be cared for.
>>690410118
Bruv, are you incapable of basic math or otherwise retarded? You do not pass six billion dollars!
I'll put it in perspective: If the Third Reich paid $1000 for every jew killed in their name, and you were responsible for killing them all, you'd have the same six billion at the end of World War II. Think! $1000 per jew, and you kill six million of them!
Six billion is an absurd amount of cash. You could do anything with it.
>>690415753
I'm talking about the real world where you don't get 6 billion dollars for killing them. I do it anyway, if I got 6 billion dollars for every cat I killed I would easily be the richest person in the world.
No because I'm not an edgy summer cancer fag and these who said ''yes'' deserve to be fucked in the ass by a aids ridden black mainly tranny
>>690415812
Or the fun solution is to kill them :)
>>690415903
Lmao you obviously don't understand the value of 6 billion dollars retard
>>690415929
Killing animals is not fun.
Like I said, get some help.
>>690405791
I did this as part of a pledge process to join my fraternity.
No knife though. Had to use bare hands.
Pledge bros pissed out so I told them I would strangle the life out of it as long as they held the legs from scratching me.
TKE
>>690409038
puss puss, are you a vegan too?
>>690415903
>No because I'm not an edgy summer cancer fag
you should kill yourself
>>690416011
A lot of people disagree with you. That's why hunting exists. I hope you're a veganfag bc otherwise you're a hypocrite.
>>690412096
$6 billion == satisfaction
>>690412444
People are idiots
>>690405791
Probably. Don't think I could forgive myself though.
It's not like it's sentient or anything. Of fucking course I'd do it.
>>690416104
I'm not. I just have some compassion for domesticated animals and have no justification for purposeless killing.
>>690416202
In other words, you're a hypocrite.
>>690415673
You can't call anyone an idiot while talking like a nigga.
>>690405791
You'd be an absolute fucking spastic not to
what the fuck am i going to use 6 billion dollars for?
it would be way more trouble than it's worth
>>690416127
Killing for food is different from killing for fun.
Slaughtering stray cats because you can is different from slaughtering chickens for food.
I would gladly hold a knife to a cats throat for 6 billion
>>690416307
Killing cats to save bird populations makes more sense than killing chickens so you can fatten up on some chicken McNuggets.
>>690405791
Yes
Not enven for 1G$ but if you kill all yid of the earth no problem
>>690407299
I grew up with my mom and she is rather poor too yet I'm not a crazy psycho who would do anything for cash.
>>690416364
Placing cats that we as a species domesticated into homes makes sense.
Killing chickens so a large amount of the population can get nutrition also makes sense.
Killing cats that we domesticated because they're an uncover once or because we think it's fun doesn't make sense.
nigga, I'd be cat hitler for $6 billion
Anyone who says no is retarded
>>690416609
If they're outside, then they're wild animals and they're free fucking game.
>>690416202
>no justification for purposeless killing
IMHO 6 billion bucks is a one nice fucking justification. I could buy a godlike life for every single cat in the fucking world. Everything has a price.
>>690407277
>being poor is edgy
>>690405791
Yes!
>>690416712
They are capable hunters, but are still a domesticated species that we are responsible for creating.
>>690416740
It does not. There isn't anything money could buy that would take away the haunting of killing a living creature.
>>690416894
Again, if they're outside, they're fair game. Nothing you can say will make me not want to kill those disgusting creatures.
HAHAHAHAHA
>all these gay cunts trying to justify animal abuse by donating money to animal rights charities!
>animals
>rights
Pick one
Legit hard mode question
>kill 1000 cats from homes around your neighborhood for 6 billion
>no one will ever know it was you but the bodies must be left for the owners to see that their cats were knifed by some diabolical cunt
>>690416980
What even makes you think that they're disgusting?
They're discrete about their waste, and are indredibky effective by hunters.
They even treat their humans like kittens and attempt to care for them.
>>690405888
this, when I take my dog out at night I let him chase & maul the fuck out of cats and kittens. Last night was a prime example.
>pic related
>>690417244
If you have an indoor cat, your house smells like shit 100% of the time. You've probably become immune to it but it does. It's absolutely disgusting. Not to mention they will kill animals and drag their corpses inside
if there is no possiblity of jail I'd do it for 2$
if there was no possiblity of jail for a human kid I'd kill it for 500$
>>690405791
yes i would i hate cats
>>690409997
found the summer fag
>>690417360
If you regularly clean the litterbox there is no issue.
Cats instinctively bury their shit to deter other predators, so it would be in their net interest for nothing to smell it.
Mostly female cats drag corpses indoors, and they only do so because they think you're a shitty hunter and don't want you to starve.
I'd fucking dissect, cook and eat it for 1.000$. I'm broke!
>>690417426
what about black/muslim kids?
>>690417603
Even if you clean their shit every day your house always smells like shit. You're so used to breathing in their shit that you don't even notice it. How fucking disgusting. Not to mention how they love to take a shit, walk all over it/in their litter boxes, and then they walk all over your fucking counters and tables. Cats are disgusting and usually their owners are disgusting too.
Without being edgy, I'd probably do it for 1k at minimum.
>>690417603
I love cat owners that claim their house doesn't smell like shit. And then you walk into their house and it smells like they spray down the fucking furniture with cat shit.
>>690417796
Have you ever even owned a cat?
They are extremely clean animals, the only cats who do those sorts of things are either extremely young, or extremely old.
Cat owner's homes smell fine, a healthy cat buries their shit and grooms themselves adequately as any strong scent would attract unwanted predator attention.
>>690406495
>not nowing how to greentext
>heh
>karma
the summer is strong in this one
>>690411228
There it is!
I was going to post this if you didn't
>>690417752
If there was no possiblity of jail i would be doing that for fun
Yes. It's just one cat, it's not like there aren't others to take its place.
>>690418004
I have owned a cat before. It was disgusting. And I've had plenty of friends with cats; if you have an indoor cat your house smells like shit. Period. Doesn't matter that you're immune to the shit smell, it still smells like shit. Even if you clean up after them every fucking day. That's how disgusting your pet of choice is.
>>690409192
2edgy4me
>>690418147
EdGeMaStEr
>>690409527
>/B/
>tries to act like an oldfag
summer
summer everywhere
>>690405791
yes I would hold a knife up against a kitten, get paid 6 billion dollars and then let it go
>>690409719
>-_-
i think moot was lying when he said that traffic doesnt increase in the summer
>>690418296
That sounds a lot like the talk of a person who didn't take care of their cat's litterbox, and who didn't take care of their cat.
A cat's shit isn't supposed to smell strong at all, if you feed them terrible food it does. But when fed a good quality food their shit is near scent less.
>>690418546
I'm here all year round pal.
>>690408605
You must go back
>>690418548
Again, just because you're immune to the smell because you're used to breathing in shit particles all day, doesn't mean your house doesn't stink. It does.
>>690412553
gtfo with your naruto bullshit
>>690409997
because all the autists go away in the summer because the increase of:
>NORMIES REEEEEE
>>690418440
Joke is on you. Never tried to sound edgy. It is the truth.
>>690405791
I don't have that much money
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so much summer in this thread
>>690418548
I did take care of my cat by the way. I got fucking sick of the ungrateful fuck though, so I explained to the wife that we had to get rid of it. Told her I had a "friend" to adopt it. Then I strangled the shit out of it and dumped it. That wa some of the happiest days of my life.
>>690418654
I know what my house smelled like beforehand, and I know what it smells like now.
It's just fine, because I feed my cat good quality food. I know what shit smells lie, I can very much recognize that.
>>690418634
then you should just kill yourself
>>690409719
fuckin pussy
>>690405791
Absolutely.
>>690418882
You're a piece of human shit.
>>690418925
Anyone who walks into your house knows that you have a cat immediately. Why? Because your cat smells like shit. Again, just because you're immune to the shit and piss smell doesn't mean your disgusting rat doesn't smell. they all do.
>>690418882
nice man, you should have tortured it a little on camera for us to watch
>>690418925
youre a fucking idiot
topkek
i would kill a kitten for 400$
>>690419134
I'm tempted to do something like that but there are too many catfags here on /b/.
>>690419058
The friends who came to my house didn't even know I had a cat till that cowardly little thing started slinking around to check out the newcomers about a half hour after they got here.
>>690418882
did it make any noise when you strangle it? pics? video?
>>690419214
nah its cool man, us real /b/ros would love to see it
>>690419294
Trust me they know. Your house is disgusting.
>>690405791
so what? post a shitty social media picture? then yes
> has hangups about killing a kitten
> Stuffs face at Mc D's without second thought
Disproportionately disconnected I am.
>>690419304
Mostly a yowling/groaning noise. Near the end it was too weak to make any noise at all.
>>690419441
Then why would they say nothing about a pet until the cat visually made himself known?
>>690405791
Would I do it, yes, would I want to? NO
I would make sure it couldn't feel a thing
Ketamine works.
Use money to save million and millions of
cats and dogs, stock up food for shelters.
maybe even start a cat food company with half of all proceedings and food going to places all over the world.
Basically If one has to die to save millions, this
is a worthy cause, though I would feel really
guilty about it.
RIP kitty
>>690406842
>Collapse the market
Definitely
>Become undisputed ruler of the world
With all of your now-useless currency? Good luck with that, doofus.
>>690419368
you underestimate how much /b/ loves cats
there have been hundreds of people who killed dogs/mice/other animals on video and nobody gave a fuck
but then there was this one kid who tortured a cat and got doxxed and harassed to shit by /b/tards
>>690419294
they knew. but they couldn't say anything until they actually saw the cat. because if they said something, then they would have to explain how horrible your house smells and how much of a disgusting human being you are to live in such a disgusting house
>>690419584
What are they gonna say? "Man your house smells like piss. Do you have a cat?"
I mean, that's what I would say, but most people wouldn't want to be rude.
>>690405791
I would, then I would but kittens for 3 billion dollars and drown them in pool for 1 billion dollars
I'd keep the rest
>>690419796
*buy
>>690419623
^exactly. It always blows my mind how oblivious cat owners are to this.
Yes.
>>690419618
ive been here since day one, we go through fazes of summer fags, depressed fags, and active fags.
right now, its summer time, so we have the most emotionally unstable group.
during the winter we have the depressed fags, we can post some harsh shit during the winter.
and the rest of the time is for the active fags, like me and you, late at night, post the torture thread of the cat, youll get an audience .
do you have the cat now? can i see it?
>>690419856
Hands at first. It was taking a while so I just put it on the ground and stepped on its neck until it died.
>>690405791
>6 Billion
Doesn't matter. You're going to lose it to tax jews faster than the real 1% who have total control over the world.
Yes you WILL get texted more if you have more money, unless if you got connections to connected connections, then you won't lose it all.
I fucking hate this world.
>>690419709
I've had people who are allergic to cats come in and not say anything until they saw the cat. You 'd think a person with an allergy to my pet would say something even at the smell of them.
For 6 billion I'll fucking livestream a burning crucifixion of the kitten
>>690419856
should have shot it in the throat and watched it gasp for air and slowly die
>>690416592
You've never been offered enough cash
>>690405791
Any person in the entire world should say yes to this question because you could invest 15 million of it into animal shelters and save thousands of cats lives in the long run
>>690405791
Absolutely. Do you have any fucking idea just how much money that is? There are GDPs in Europe lower than that.
>>690420007
Again, they probably just don't want to be rude. Even if your disgusting animal is torturing their sinuses, most people won't just walk in and start telling you how disgusting your house is.
>>690420007
youre never going to win this argument, your house smells like shit and theres nothing you can do about it except kill your cat and clean the fucking house with bleach. or kill yourself and save your friends the pain and suffering of going to your house
>>690406386
Exchange is 361 000 to 1
12M Z$ is closer to 30 USD
>>690405791
No I wouldnt
That is a lot of money but Id rather see a human
die than an animal
give me 6 billion and I would kill another human
with a fucking smile on my face.
"The more I learn about people, the more I like
my dog." -Mark Twain
>>690420226
Exactly. Even when you get rid of the cat is takes A LOT of cleaning to get rid of the cat smell. A lot of fucking bleach.
Decapitate a cat for $ 6,000,000,000 ?
Shit, I'd torture, kill, cook, and eat an orphan for that much money.
>>690419967
hands? didn't the little faggot try to scratch you? somebody that is not me always uses gloves before torturing cats
I was living in a student dorm and every morning a fucking dove waked us up by this "gooogooo" chirping. I really hate doves and one day my floor neighbor caught a dove on our balcony behind some shelves and yelled me to take action.
I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the next knife and cut off the head of the dove. Didn't know the dove was still fluttering after the head was cut off, so we threw the body and head down the balcony (it didn't really fly well). We then noticed a nest with 2-4 chicken. Of course I also cut off their heads and threw them down the balcony along with the nest.
The next days, daddy dove who flew around, searching for his family. This fucker had luck we didn't catch him.
For the rest of my dorm time I was know as the "crazy dove beheader". Half of the habitants showed sympathy for me, the other half was disgusted.
Would cut again.
>>690420328
no you wouldnt you fucking pussy
>>690419918
no i dont
i think i saw a screencap of it somewhere
it was of a dude who crucified(?) his cat
>>690420445
jesus christ man
thats awesome
>>690420431
Yeah it tried, it didn't get me though. Once you have a firm enough grip on their neck they go kinda stiff, makes it a lot easier. Probably a good idea to wear gloves though, we all know how disgusting and unclean cats are. Wouldn't want to get scratched and infected.
>>690405791
Of course. Doesnt seem like i would have to cut its head off. Do whatever is shown in pic and keep the kitten afterwards.
If you donate some of the money to shelters, then you are killing thousands of animals by NOT killing the cat. That's fucking sick. What kind of a thoughtless fucking psychopath would let thousands of animals die because he selfishly didn't want to feel bad for a little bit?
>>690420486
ooh you dont have a cat in your possession that you can torture and kill for us?
I don't even like kittens.
>>690418546
who's moot?
Having HAD to put down pet animals before I find your meme offensive.
I would kill it, if I could be anonymous, and could receive the money immediately in gold bullion and other non traceable ways. I'd do it if I could kill you, op, if you were the source of the meme, hadn't any money left that I could torture you to extract, and could then set up a plan to eradicate humans like you Birkenau like crematories disguised as a chain of KittenKliniks.
>>690420161
Yep
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d09_1440113792
>>690405791
Of course. For 6 billion dollars I'd bite the fucking things head off in front of my 2 daughters after giving them a chance to bond and play with it
>>690420822
summerfag
>>690420465
Oh yes I would, in a second flat. People are
scum, and you know what with that kind of money
I could kill a human on live tv and be found not
guilty in court, you think oj got off scott free
Id be handing out body parts to the fucking jury
and still be found not guilty.
>>690420686
yeah right they go pretty stiff when you grab the skin on their neck
>>690420161
Essentially you killing thousands and thousands of kittens by not killing this one if you think about it
>>690420729
i do, but i wont, since its the family cat and everybody would know i did it
>>690405791
Implying a deal like this exists
>>690405791
i would do literally anything for 6 billion, even kill myself to give the money to my kids
>>690421141
catch a stray maybe? or how about you torture a hamster from he pet store
>>690420976
Would you shove your daughter's face into the headless cat body and scream at her to look at it or you'll do the same to her, for the money?
>>690420641
Bad thing that we had no video-camera back then. Of course we also were pumped with adrenaline and joy, none of us took a photo. I regret it today, not having taken a single evidence/photo. However, I still use the knife and everytime I use it I smile a bit.
The perhaps most ironic fact is that I'm german and my floor neighbor was syrian. He didn't do the beheading
>>690421275
same
>>690405791
Who the fuck do you think I am? I'd do it for one million.
>>690410860
Maybe he's meaning the kidney/ car thing?
Anyone who wouldn't do it is not using their brain at all
>>690414377
español get
Yes I would threaten to kill a kitten. nothing in the picture states killing it
>>690405791
I would, if I had the money.
Some poor mother fucker probably does it for an hourly wage in an animal pound every day, no reason to feel bad
If someone posted me $50 per hour, I would kill kittens for a living. Everyday, all day.
Kill kitten, used 20% of that money to open animal shelters all over the entire country and save countless animal lives, it's a no-brainer
>>690421806
This. It's just normal work. Or what do you all think eggs come from and what happens with the scrap?
