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>be me, 20, watching tv on the couch at 3am at my dads
>dad asleep in room
>little sister, 13, passed out hard, laying next to me on the couch

what to do, b/ros?
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>>690364999
fap next to her
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>>690365145
Already doing that
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>>690364999
write your dad a nice enter for Father's day. make him proud.
go to bed. wake up early and take him out for donuts
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>>690365296
Of course. Why didn't I think of that
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Post pics
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Pic with time stamp
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>>690364999
KIll self
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>>690365360
She's underage. Not posting pics
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pics or it didnt happen
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Not like nude but just to prove this is real
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As long as she is not nude you can post pics regardless of age.
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>>690365244
Wake her up by slapping her
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Obvious bullshit lol
Post a pic of her hair
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>>690364999
Nice trips faggot, now rape the shit out of her
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>>690365583
Honestly made me rofl
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dont be a pussy. do you know where you're at, moron? post pics.
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>>690364999
kill urself
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Posting pics soon
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She's fucking knocked out
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>>690366137
more
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>>690365443
Then why are you even here?
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take a picture of your cock in her mouth.
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>>690366137
Timestamp of cock on/near face faggot
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Timestamp your dick into the pic
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>>690366137
Post same pic but your cock in screen
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>>690366444
Gotta do it op, more points for the closer you are to her face
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Holy shit, is that Jennifer???
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Put your dick on her lips.
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>>690366701
Nope. Not her name
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>>690366137
If dubs dick goes in mouth
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Timestap from snapchat. Gotta wait for dad to go back to bed. He's in the kitchen. Gonna update soon
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>>690366444
do this faggot
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>>690366444
Trips demand
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>>690364999
Be a normal human sibling. Tuck her in with a blanket and go about your business.
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>>690367022

"business"
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I'll timestamp my dick near her in like 10 minutes
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>>690367022
get lost normie
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>>690366925
calling bullshit on your nigger ass
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>>690366925
do it with a paper faggot
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Put hand in water. Wait.
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>>690366925
Dick in mouth
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Smells like bullshit bro....she looks about 19.
Let's see your dick
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fart in her eyes and give her the pinkeye you fucking clownass
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>>690366925
Penis down her throat cum in her mouth
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>>690367553
roll
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Here's a new view for any feet guys
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bump
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Don't do anything sexual you fucking sperg.
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>>690367673
why not post an actual timestamp or dick in pic
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>>690367673
spread her legs
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>>690367673
Your penis in the shot please
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>>690367081
My name is not Normie, I'll have you know and thank you very much.
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>>690367673
how the fuck she's still not awaken by that
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>>690366925
Milla?
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>>690367800
dubs demands it
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so much bullshit here
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get her panties
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Just bare with me. I promise I'll deliver
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>>690368272
Is her name milla?
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We need dick, sir. It's kinda mandatory
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>>690368446
No, but close
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>>690368272
I ain't baring nothin with you, faggot. I'll bust you ass in half. Faggot
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>>690368544
Is she really 13 and where are you from i "know" this girl who is 16 seems lot like her
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>>690368272

faggot nigger, post dick or timestamp in a pic.

not difficult.
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Let's see dem titties
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>>690368610
don't forget to call him a faggot there, anon
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moar OP
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>>690368812
I'm from Effingham, IL. She's definitely only 13
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>>690367673

if she is completely passed out, how come she moved so much?
also, you haven't provided a LEGIT timestamp
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>>690369201
Hurry up and put your dick in her mouth.. Don't got all night.. I believe you OP
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>>690368838
>>690367769
>>690368497
OP, just post dick in pic
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>>690369405
Coz he's bullshitting
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>>690369612
relax fagboi
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>>690369555
Trips demand
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Dick out near her with time stamp and you win the thread what's so hard about that???
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>>690369201
"Definetly only 13" you dont know your sisters age?
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>>690369811
sissy OP
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>>690364999

1. kill yourself
2.
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>>690369850
what part of that sounds unsure?
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>>690367077

it's been 10 min
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>>690369850
Are you a fucking retard? He said "definitely" you cromagnon.
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>>690369850
newfag detected
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>>690369850
Are you not following along? Someone asked if she was 16 because reasons.
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>>690369850
...I said "definitely" because I "definitely" know and you're "definitely" a fag
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OP 10 minutes is up nigga
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C'mon OP
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im starting to think OP doesn't really even want to put his dick on his sister
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>>690364999
>Pic not related

It could be related, i dont know, think about it
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>>690369555
Trips WINrar
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Op if you have time to reply to us then you have time to make a time stamp and slap you dick out on her face. Now go faggot the thread is slipping away.
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>>690364999
If it makes you feel better, there's an 8 year old asleep 10 feet away from me.. But I'm not a sick fuck, so I'm going to let her sleep..
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>>690370462
Out Out Out Normie
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>>690370565
this
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>>690370618
kek

what did i just walk into fuck
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Stale Bread
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Okay. Here we go. Trying to get hard
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I bet an overwatch code op is banned
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>>690370932
Dafuq is that thing
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>>690370940
looks like you lost your code
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>>690371039
worm
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>>690370932
ThAT'S too big she'll wakeup for sure
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>>690370932
Shit OP, don't do anything stupid
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>>690371049
H69EKP-TM8T-HFY8Z4-Z7FE-7DB4Y2
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>>690370932
okay, go on
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>>690370932
OP DELIVERED

>inb4 dat dick kek
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>>690370932
OP IS DELIVERING
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>>690366444
Trips demands it
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>>690370932
Good job sir but I want her face and your cock together....it's making me wet
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>>690370932
Op what the fuck is this? Get the fuck up and get over there fatty
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>>690370932
>>690364999
MODS MODS MODS
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Shall I really go on?
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CUM ON HER.
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>>690370932
Yes yes yes Op put it in her throat the cum in her mouth
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could op really be delivering?
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>>690370932
keep going OP, you're close to 4chan fame all you gotta do is skeet on her face
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>>690371323
yes OP
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>>690371346
>>690371362
Now, now
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>>690371290
I'll show my pussy if you do
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>>690370932
Op I'm a pedophile keep going I'm also hard now do things that'll make me think of this as i fap for the next 5 years
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>>690370932
Dont do anything to her just fap im serious this will make your life easier
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>>690371405
This'll be capped and spread in wincest threads for decades
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>>690370932
Don't fuck this up OP
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Not sure if I'll do anything to her. But I'm definitely fapping hard right now.
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Cum on her
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>>690371606
Dont be a degenerate /b/ro
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>>690371534
include me in the skreencap
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>>690371606
gay always knew op was a fag
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>>690371606
post pics OP
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holy shit please be real so fucking ebin
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>>690371606
bro atleast blow it on her
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>>690371606
Don't be a pussy go grope or skeet on her
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Just put it on her lips
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>>690371606
Your cock and her face in same shot /b/ro
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>>690371606
cum on her face. She'll think she drooled during the night
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>>690371606
Just fap, but pls post pics
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>>690371662


>Don't be a degenerate
>/b/ro

Pick one
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do it and you will forever ride in vallhalla, shiny and chrome
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>>690371677
He got dubs he has to be in

>>690371662
This is /b/ we're all degenerates
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Face and cock ina photo
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>>690371606
Stream it
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pics or it didnt happen
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Op is literally the best op ever. He has balls of steel man. I bet his sister would fuck him too
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>>690371232
thanks
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>>690371780
This. Just don't deliver cheese pizza. Just put it near her.
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Cock next to her face
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Just gently place it on her lips
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ADD ME TO CAP FAGGOTS
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you know what to do
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go on periscope
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>>690371832
1
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Place it on her lips
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>mfw this thread
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>>690372078
Haha yes :^)
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>>690372078
seconded
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child psychologist here. reported.
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OP, you're going to be on the news if you keep this up. Fucking legendary thread
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>>690370932
>>690370932
>Make kik group
>Post wins
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OP has no balls #bleachyourself
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>>690364999
what you do depends on how much you hate her and what a shitstain for a brother you must be
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>>690372297
sure thing
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>>690372343
this
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>>690364999
>Place it on her lips
op plz
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Suck on her toes
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>>690371967
Definitely this. And you can take the pic and start a "what's this on my penis thread" and claim you forgot she was there
Or you could actually ask your sister what the mark on your penis is
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Huehuehueh
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/b/ an hero faggot
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OP is a faggity

Post is stale pasta

Shit is not in the giving

Thread is holy shite

Sageing this shit

Get out off the chan fucker
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i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
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Place your tip gently on her lips then snap the photo quick
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>>690372552
lol newfags
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OP probably got caught
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>>690372535
go away newfag
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>>690372201
>>690372009
Not getting dubs, smh faggots.
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Threaf not working out times to go
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Are you fucking autistic? Don't do anything retard. leave your precious sister alone. She doesn't deserve to be violated by you, scum.
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>>690372631
lol it's bait newfag
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>>690372684
WIN RAR
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>>690372681
shit roll.
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>>690372552
Weren't you just on the 3d loli thread? Gtfo white knight faggot!!! Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
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c'mon OP
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omg xD
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A 13 year old child? Leave the kid alone.
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>>690372743
she's not getting violated though
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>>690372766
Yes! Check'em
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best tracer r34
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>>690372746
like i didnt know newfag

i was joiking
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>>690372847
>[
not yet
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>>690372858
shut the fuck up already
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>>690372769
It's like you don't know what copypasta/bait is
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>>690372834
OP dindu nuffin
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>>690371606
post cum OP
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>>690369555
TRIPS DEMAND
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>>690372743
This guy whiteknighting a girl he doesn't even know
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>>690372631
>>690372769
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
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Threads dead guys.....threads dead
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>>690372746
Oh, I am sorry for that misunderstanding. I thought you were serious. Sorry again!
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>>690372858
Faggot^
>>690372009
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>>690373046
gtfo
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>>690373046
fuck off with this shit

you will know your god when i poke you in the ass you fucking newfag
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Sister probably woke up watching him fap then she's all like "Do me or else I'll tell daddy" and he's all like "SHIIIIIIT". Then after several hours of intense incest dad comes in the room and is like "Oh shit gimme sum".
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>>690373046
Oh, real SJW over here. Fuck off. If you're reporting the shit that happens here, youre on the wrong fucking site and you should go back to tumblr newfag.
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>>690373165
adolfed
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>>690373165
ya same lol
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>>690373165
Probably this. Only makes sense.
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>>690372858
newfag
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>>690373165
Toppest kekerino
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>>690373142
>>690373159

i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
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if quads OP has to blow load on sister
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>>690373165

Only logical reason
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>>690373165
Fucking Top KEKS!!!
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>>690373293
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
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>>690373165
And kids! That is how I met your mom!
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>>690373165
Sister woke up and wants to fuck but doesn't say anything and OP runs away.
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>>690373368
>>690373142
I've just reported this, have fun in the pokey , faggot>>690373331
>>690373420
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Thread's dead faggots, OP has forsaken us
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>>690373368
gtfo
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>>690373579
Maybe he's having erection problems
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>>690373579
That lucky bastard is fucking his sis right now
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>>690373625
>5
wat
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>>690373625
Witnessed
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OP WHERE ARE YOU
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>>690373556
>>690373595
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>>690373625
O fuk
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>>690373625
I finally did it
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>>690373625
He got it
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>>690373758
In his sis, probably
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op is prob caught
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>>690373625
>>690373800
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>>690373870
kek
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It's okay, I'll hostage this thread real smoothly and ask you all the same question. Would You? If you had the chance wait no, the privilege that OP had, would you do her like the slave she is or be a retarded Beta?
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>>690373625
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>>690373625
Witnessed
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OP HAS ABANDONED US, DUMP THIS THREAD
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>>690373625
Nooice
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>>690374047
Damn! That's some really nice antique farm equipment.
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>>690366925
That's not a timestamp you fucking nigger, anybody could've done that shit with mspaint, do it with paper.
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>>690374010
Maybe if it ur mom fagit
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>>690374134
patience is key
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The mods are awake now. See you soon niggaz
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>>690372535
>>690372631
>>690372646
>>690372746
>>690372891
>>690373095
>>690373159
SOMEONE ELSE ADMIRE THIS AWESOME SAMEFAG
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Alright, gnight Beta Bois
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>>690374010
If it's just fapping why not, she'll never know and it's absolutely harmless
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reported this and took screenshots to send to http://virtualglobaltaskforce.com/report-abuse/
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>>690374572
o fuk lol
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>>690374572
where's the abuse in this
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>>690374572
there's mp abuse tho
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>>690374666
Hail satan
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>>690374666
Satanic trips confirm
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>>690374666
hail santa
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>>690374666
oh fuck, answer him faggot
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>>690374779
If u want a satanic trip just smoke some salvia
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>>690374666
Hail hydra
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>>690374876
rare gif, stop depreciating the value and posting it
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>>690374946
y would u smoke saliva?
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>>690375089
salvia you fucking underage
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>>690375089
just realized b8 lol, my bad
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>>690374572
fucking newfag
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>>690375174
falling for the bait, kek.

this newfag
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>>690375318
>>690375252
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i report anything with sexual connotations that involves minors.
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>>690375619
righteous!
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>>690375619
doesn't involve minors though
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>>690375619
So i report for fking Ur mom
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Post more op, you're going to jail either way you dumb shit
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>>690374946
Best experience was watching fury road while high my ass off on salvia .. SHIT WAS EPICCC !! Now its been like 3 4 month since I last smokeed any , allot of dealers getting raided in my hood , hard to come up with gd quality and also stay clear if the feds .
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>>690375853
LOL hahahh that other guy got pwned
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i am a clinical child psychologist, so it's a part of our ethics.
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OP is kill, abandon thread
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>>690375950
Last one is a total /k/ommando
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>>690376092
she's not being harmed in any way
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>>690376092
So go report Jean Paul 2 benoit 16 and the whore squad
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>>690375947
Yo I've heard saliva tea prolongs the trip and makes it more chill, tryna get some fresh leaves, gonna order them soon. Is salviadragon.com any good
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>>690376349
it doesn't matter. even if we suspect something, we report. i have been watching /b/ for awhile now, since someone said it was a cesspool for pedophilia.
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>>690375947
What state are u in? It's only illegal in 29 states
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>>690376680
well good thing you haven't seen /hebe/, eh? to late now
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>>690376680
>when newfags take the b8
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>>690376680
*paedophilia dumb americuck
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Ah...

rip OP, he was boss. and OP sis had a hot ass
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>>690377222
canadian. i believe you call us 'canucks' , i think the 'cuck' will work nicely here, 'cancuck. :)
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>>690377462
dont defy the trips
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>>690376691
Not in the us :) everything is illegal (salvia , weed , hash ) but its easy to come by until recently when the government went apeshit
>>690376473
> salvia tea
Never tried it but I would smoke salvia regularly , my eyes would turn satan dick red and start triping like hell , best trips where with friends against being just by yourself .
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>>690376349
c'mon OP start posting pics
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>>690377836
1. That's not op
2. op has abandoned thread
3. This is conversation thread now
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>>690377687
the United States, Salvia is not regulated under theControlled Substances Actbut some states, including Delaware, Illinois, Louisiana, Missouri, Virginia, Texas, and others, have passed their own laws.[7]Several other states have proposed legislation against Salvia, including Alabama, Alaska, California, Florida, Georgia, Iowa, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Oregon, and Pennsylvania. Many of these proposals have not made it into law, with motions having failed, stalled or otherwise died, for example at committee review stages.[1][2]

Ur good if ur not in these states, order online
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>>690377687
ILLEGAL IN THESE STATES:

Alabama

Connecticut

Delaware

Florida

Georgia

Illinois

Indiana

Kansas

Kentucky

Louisiana

Michigan

Minnesota

Mississippi

Missouri

North Carolina

North Dakota

Nebraska

Ohio

Oklahoma

Pennsylvania

South Dakota

Virginia
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Did OP finally killed himself? Fucking faggot.
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>>690378484
>>690378275
I already said I'm NOT IN THE US
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Wait
Wait wait
Wait wait wait
.
..
No one Give à fuck
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>>690369850
lmao you autistic fuck
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