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>>690363480
fucking hate natives man.. yall bitch about niggers n chinks but their my fucking bane
>>690362766
cherokeefag reporting in
I'm not American Indian, but I'm banging a Chippewa. She's got a great ass.
Does that count?
Registered 1/256 choctaw here. That shit gets me dough for college.
>>690363874
Kyle?
>>690363874
nice, but that doesnt count stick around and post ass pics or you're lying
Muskogee shill, reporting in.
>>690362766
I have like 1/32nd of Cherokee in me.
How much firewater do i have to give to one of your women in order to fuck them?
Got ya a little something!
>>690364086
is that real? 1/256 and registered?
>>690364361
i think you need to keep it for yourself
>>690364361
2 buffalo skins should do the trick.
>>690364213
Nope.
>>690364273
Then I guess I'm lying, newfriend. Oh well for me.
>>690363480
a-are those suppose to be women far right and second from left?
>>690362766
Sicungu and Muskogee
>>690364337
you and like every yonvga in the south appalachians lol
>>690364560
Those are native american traps man. They don't have feminine penises.
How's that meth use and suicide rate going savages?
>>690362766
anyone in the southeast coming up to the eastern cherokee res for the pow wow >pic related outside the rez
>>690364882
Im not proud of it lol. It's not something I walk around and give people a heads up about. I just happen to have some redskin bitch in the family tree. She fucking polluted the bloodline. All Norwegians, and then she came out of nowhere and started sucking my great great grandfathers dick. And here I am.
>>690364086
Yessir
>>690364400
Kek it's bullshit, my great grandmother was full blooded making me 1/8 and I can't register.
>>690365353
oh my gentle fucking jesus, i dont blame you for getting it but im butthurt you can register as 1/256th do you even speak a single world of choctaw?
>>690365353
Oops meant to put >>690364400
>>690363480
that's my unclesss
lol
>>690365215
norweigan oh so yall are muslim?
>>690365018
Not as high as the liver failure from all that fucking alcohol we brew out in the hut.
>>690365832
Not quite. Christian.
>>690365767
Lol for real? your uncle is a fashion killa wearing all denim with some shades
>>690365646
FUCK no.
I heard it differs for tribes. Like Cherokee requires much more. Not exactly sure though.
>>690362766
Mexica, Kikapu, Cherokee in that order reporting in
Miwok tribe flexin
>europoor here
back in the days before the white man, which tribe was the most hardcore?
>>690362766
also sioux here, Lakota.
Sioux nation is best native nation
does anyone remember that native syndicate faggot who posted a thread of selfies with a bandana and was all like "irl id beat your ass nigga" "im full bread"
i really really like this movie
>>690362766
1 4th chickasaw, 1 4th cherokee here. so i guess half first nations?
in highscool all my friends thought i was arab or from india or some shit.
fucking A
>>690366459
No kek but I can just imagine what that smelly bastard looked like. Probably smelled like horse shit and incense.
>>690366703
you got too much white man blood in you bruh. anything less than half and you start lookin like a mexican
>>690366434
I'm Lakota too!
Holy shit. Sitting Bull mother fuckers.
I'm 1/8th gipsy, what does that get me?
1/2 wašíču
>>690363694
>their
You are a nigger, anon.
>>690366862
dont forget shitty weed
>>690367050
Sounds like you got giped pal...
Bwahahahahah
>>690367050
A bottle of Everclear and some tribal beads. Maybe a handjob from the shaman.
>>690367218
Handskie from the shaman?
Nahman.
Lol see what I did there....
Bwahahahahah
>>690366862
better than mayonnaise and onions
>>690364086
lel
>>690367050
gourmet chocolate
>>690367376
native syndicate fag detected
>>690362766
>no porn of qt warchief girls
i am dissapoint
>>690365215
Just don't reproduce with your tainted blood, anon.
>>690366703
I can relate.
I've been asked countless times, "what are you?"
It's bc there are so few Natives left they don't recognize us. (Usually the under 30 crowd)
>>690367049
you get that channel Viceland dude? theyre gonna be showing a doc about some lakota reservation. talking about how much it blows too live on rez. ima be watchin that shit for sure
>>690367376
Idk man. Some of those spear-throwers can get pretty fucking stinky.
>>690367556
Kek, trust me I don't plan on it.
>>690363480
I feel so sad for them.
It's like if a bunch of aliens discovered earth and landed, started making small colonies and pretending to have us humans best interests at heart, meanwhile slowly killing off our society and people with weird alien diseases that we're susceptible to. Then they start building weird buildings and claiming it to be the holy land of their diety A'TUK'THAN'UH'RAH, who we shold all worship instead of our savage nonsense earth gods.
Then they start treating us like children for knowing far less and being less advanced and educated than them, and slowly but surely kill most of us off and take over all of earth until it's pretty much 99% alien race and 1.1% humans living here and there in their own little human communities, amongst the alien towns and structures in our inferior little shitty brick houses cause thats what we like living in, like our ancestors.
We begrudge the aliens for taking over our earth so we say fuck getting an alien job, we'll live off your welfare system thanks as a permanent repentance for taking our earth.
Man that'd suck.
>>690366038
>Not quite. Christian.
Basically the same thing when you think about it. Kek. Only savages believe in any of that bullshit.
Navajobro reportin in
>>690366434
>>690367049
thinkin about moving to gillete wy soon is pine ridge worth visiting, any sweet museums?
>>690363694
They're*
Fucking retard
>>690367497
>warchief girls
Go back to cochella
Females knew there role in the tribe.
Bitches wouldn't EVEN think about putting on a war headress.
>>690367720
ya'ahte welcome to the thread
Any mi'kmaq ?
>>690366522
Me too! Save it, it's all yours, friend!
Shawnee here.
I'm more proud of being white.
>>690367951
>ya'ahte
always loved sayin shił to my aunts
>>690367665
Yeah pretty much I guess but don't forget John Adams, alien overlord
>>690367708
You have lost your way, young one. Sit in a mud hole for three nights and then follow the wolf to the river. There, you will find the truth.
>>690362766
Anishinaabe from Kitigan Zibi & Lakota from Pine Ridge
>>690367905
the war headdress isnt even part of our culture and i still cringe when i see some white bitch on ketamine at a festival wearing one
>>690367570
Honestly Idk if i get that channel...
But I'll look it up. I'm sure I'll feel saddened after watching it. Res life is fucked man.
>>690367729
pine ridge is Rosebud Sioux Tribe zoo
>>690368220
i dont get it
>>690362766
ITT: bitch ass white people that pretend they are something else.
pro tip: grow some balls
>>690367573
True... my gooch cheese makes bitches faint.
>>690367107
kek
>>690368181
which are you then faggot?
![pet-sematary-jud[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VmkmWek.jpg "pet-sematary-jud[1].jpg")
>>690368010
>Any mi'kmaq ?
>>690367665
Isn't that a movie?
Sector 9 or some shit?
Lol
>>690368181
>Shawnee here.
>I'm more proud of being white.
You aren't white, friendo.
>>690368483
shił yá’át’ééh means roughly "it is good", as in a response to a saying like "how's it going".
other navajo perks include swastikas
>>690368587
Do you honestly think that anyone would pretend to be Native American? That's as bad as wanting to be a nigger or a sand-person.
>>690367496
>triggered lmao his house smells like onions
>>690368470
i dont know these things im from nc lol, so not worth visiting?
>>690368883
No in that film the aliens land in south africa and cant leave earth so stay and end up living in a ghetto area around their ship and are actually inferior to us humans.
>>690369014
whats with the swastikas kek
>>690367729
Haha holy shit... I've been saving up for a road trip to wyoming. Once I have enough saved up & secure a job up there I'm moving. I'm gonna road trip it all over wyoming. Thinking Laramie or Cheyenne for the move. The trip is a couple months out & no date on the relocation.
I live in tx btw
>>690368874
Yes because everyone is 100 percent one or the other, can't be a little of both.
>>690368969
I look white, and that's what counts.
>>690366522
One of my favourite films
>>690369055
lol yeah plenty of whites pretend to be something they're not all the time
it's called white guilt and is also the reason why your women fuck niggers
>>690365353
3/4 choctaw here. they should kick you shits out.
>>690369481
http://indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com/2013/08/07/melissa-codys-whirling-logs-dont-you-dare-call-them-swastikas-150782
>>690368181
Obvious b8 is obvious
Go make a "proud to be cuck" thread
Ya goob
>>690362766
Cherokee and Mohawk here.
>>690369205
just kidding. yeah they're some cool people/places to visit on rosebud and pine ridge
alcohol is frowned up there but it's still a scourge on the natives
>>690369512
>I look white, and that's what counts.
No, white = 100% European. You are not 100% European, therefore you are not white.
>>690369835
What the fuck are you even talking about?
There's another guy who's 1/256 and he's cool, but I'm not.
Go away, your autism is showing.
>>690369327
>inferior to us humans
*tears up
You sound like one of them bro.
>>690369714
thanks for the link bruh now i know
>>690369512
nothing worse than a self hating native all on the white man's dick. like ew get away from me nigger
>>690367729
You could go to Wounded Knee. Site of the largest massacre of men, women & children in US history.
>Orlando ain't got shit on Wounded Knee
>>690369641
Actually its more of a pathetic reasoning along the lines of, 'Oooh, look at me im not white im black/native etc and that makes me unique and exoctic! I'm part irish aren't I cool and weird? OMG my family originates from england im not just plain old american guys
guys
guys
I'm not just plain old american guys im english MIXED with democratic republic of congo
guys
guys?
pls
>>690370187
i didnt mean to berate you i'm just used to calling everyone a faggot on /b/
>>690370187
Nigger this my thread...
Kindly go fuck your self.
1/2 Seminole creek Indian of Floridap reporting in.
>>690369641
White women suck massive ass man. They are %100 uncultured and are about as boring as it can possibly get. We are not losing anything of value. Also, white guilt is bullshit. Nobody feels bad about what happened in the past.
>>690370481
sjws and the government are more concerned about the name washington redskins than rescinding the medals of honor given at wounded knee
>>690370412
Blacks call them uncle toms..
Native Americans don't even have a term for self hating natives (that I know of)
Not worth the effort.
Otoe-Missouria here.
>>690365353
lol 1/256th
>>690371001
they just act like they feel bad to signal to how virtuous they are and start a # over it
>>690371281
Shit my family is otoe Missouri
U know Kaw city?
>>690369969
Nobody is 100% anything.
Nice try though.
>>690370412
You notice how many white people have "native" ancestors? People got along just fine until some maize niggers got uppity and started killing people.
People hate niggers for blaming white people for everything. Live in your trailer parks and drink yourselves to death, or just get over it and join society like everyone else. Nobody gives a shit about whiners.
>>690370593
yeah those are jewish tricks that whites fall for. you should be proud of your heritage regardless of your people's history
>goddamnilovebeingwhite.tiff is perfectly fine
i just don't see why some of you are offended that we are proud to be Native
>>690371403
It's just east of Ponca City, yes.
>>690371001
their culture is being a materialistic vacuous cum dumpster
>>690364086
you should be ashamed, taking the choctaw's money when you have no real connection to them. 256th is ridiculous.
>>690371169
we call them apples. red on the outside white on the inside
>>690371491
>we are proud to be Native
Ok you are, but if you think the indians didn't immigrate here from else where then take a long walk off a short pier.
>>690371442
>Nobody is 100% anything.
Yeah, I am 100% European.
>>690371714
forgot pic
>>690371544
Radical.
My Grandparents lived in Red Rock
My mother lives in Kaw city.
I've been to Idk how many otoe Missouri pow wows. Shit was always a fucking blast.
native americans are just jews that haven't had the chance to build political influence yet
>get their asses beat
>get paid for it
>build casinos to squeeze money out of people
>base membership in their group on ancestry rather than culture/place of birth
>if you aren't like me, I don't have time for you. oh, spare a 5?
>>690362766
guess my %
>>690371714
thousands and thousand and thousand and thoughadns and thoughands and tohougnshs of years ago.
>>690371810
Take a dna test and post it.
It WILL NOT say 100% of jack shit.
navajo here what up everyone? Praise the sun!
>>690371632
>you should be ashamed, taking the choctaw's money when you have no real connection to them. 256th is ridiculous.
Agreed. What a parasite.
>>690362766
Crow/Cheyenne Reporting in.
Guess who is drinking
>>690371001
I like white women but always make sure that they get abortions. I just don't want to see my kid being half-white. No offense to whites but you know what I mean
>>690371639
Holy fucking Kek that is amazing.
Just spit my drink all over.
God I hope I run into one so I can call him/her a fuggin' apple.
Thank you.
>>690371810
you can be 100% sicilian and not white lol
>>690371810
Yeah, that is valid. But you can't say, for example, "I'm %100 Irish". It's impossible.
>>690364394
YESSSSS THE NEW 2.0 POX BLANKET IS IN YEEEEEE
>>690371714
so you believe out of Africa theory? that you or all humans were nigger? yeah ok
>>690371873
1/4 id say
>>690365018
SUICIDE rate my ass meth use meh we mainly sell it but the media won't tell you that less they figure out where to buy it.
Caddo reporting in.
I've never met another in my life. I think there are ~5k of us?
>>690371854
I probably know of your grandparents, maybe. I'm not exactly the typical native and haven't been to the encampment in years.
Luiseno
>>690371873
Honestly?
Less that 2% (being politically correct)
>>690371873
Judging by the fact that you can grow something resembling facial hair I'd say <1/4
>>690372149
Don't compare humans to niggers.
And like I said, get one of those DNA tests done and shit a brick.
>>690371913
That is catchy as fuck. I'm jelly.
>>690362766
You're drunk
Go to bed, Bill
>>690371873
What's funny is that minus the haircut, I thought the thumbnail was me. Freaky.
>>690371714
yeah, 20,000 years ago
>>690371866
fighting peoples throughout history have had their asses beaten at one point or another. i could tell you about what the mongols did to europeans but nah man not every white person is as scared of the unknown as you are
>>690372196
damn, got it on the first reply. my grandma on my dad's side was 100% chickasaw
>>690372371
3/8th Otoe and 1/8th Kiowa, but I'm on the Otoe roll. I have a beard.
>>690372000
White guys don't even like white women. Unless they come straight out of their home country in Europe. American white women are straight up sheeit.
>>690367050
>gipsy
This.
>>690372302
Same here.
My grandfather's name- Dewey
He passed away a few years back.
>>690371866
That casino makes me $15k a month. Not even mad.
>>690372538
So the next time some dirty spic bitches at me about where my parents came from I can say "only most of them, and that was over 100 years ago"?
Go back to school.
>>690372412
its a dark souls reference! natives have sun gods so i thought why not? lol
>>690372782
my rez has a casino and i don't even get money from it
indian casino money meme needs to end
>>690371714
Lol @ this african
>>690373014
That sucks. Where are you from?
any cherokee lurking?
>>690373014
stop building them and booking aging 80's rock bands then
mostly the second half, I'd rather watch some sort of tribal performance than see starship drug out to play 3 songs
>>690373102
Rosebud. i'm not even complaining tho
>>690372782
must be one of the few California tribes that are raking it in. all the other tribes in California are fucked..
>>690373035
I've been in this thread talking about how im mostly white and partially indian and now I'm a nigger?
Shitposting has gotten dumber over the years.
>>690373315
but the white people like it and they're the ones getting drunk and blowing all their money gambling lol
>>690371970
>>690371632
Lol all they require is a tracing of lineage back to a registered ancestor. So that's what we did. They are the ones deciding to give us money.
>>690373341
As long as you're serious that you're not complaining that's good. I would be fucked if I didn't get money.
>>690373349
Pechanga. It's actually pretty crazy how poor everyone else is doing here.
>>690373367
why are you still on this thread? all you're contributing is a serious case of butthurt inferiority complex
>>690373367
Everyone immigrated from Africa you dumb nigger.
>>690373315
good bands rarely play the Dakotas in general. you have to go to Minneapolis or Omaha
>>690373367
Technically, anyone can be a nigger.
Mi'kmaq here.
Any other Canadafags?
>>690373315
go to pow wows instead. drum groups would love bigger audiences!
>>690373367
Pow Wows are one thing. Tribes doing cultural ceremonies for money is pretty low
>>690373315
>>690373830
Meant to send this to you
>>690373696
Here we go again. This "i was here first so if you don't go away im gonna act like a savage" bullshit.
How's autism working out for you?
>>690373367
1/256. Partially white, huh? Cool.
>>690373014
How large is the tribe? From what I've seen, the bigger the tribe, the less is offered. Some tribes in the New England area get thousands because theres so few of them.
>>690372690
Dailey?
>>690374033
you're literally just on this thread to bitch and be butthurt lol go shitpost somewhere else
>>690374033
Savage, but not smallpox savage
>>690374075
I'm not that guy. keep up
>>690374281
Sorry. Got your identification numbers mixed up
>>690374178
I answered the op and im talking about op discussion. You are the one being butthurt and bitching.
Bye now.
>>690374125
9000 as of 2010 census. so over 9000 by now
>>690374252
>smallpox savage
Jesus Christ I almost shit laughing.
>>690373806
>>690373961
I might go for it as part of a camping trip some time, I live in central minnesota.
normally I'm all for people assimilating into the overall american culture and keeping their own as secondary, but natives should definitely hold onto theirs since it's their land ancestrally.
>>690374125
That is correct.
How did you know him?
& what are the fucking odds?
More natives should play dark souls 3! i wanna gank aldritch faithfuls with all archers and hand axes lel!
>>690374663
i play Battlefield. can't speak for the rest of the skins
Does anybody ever get the urge to build a fire and then run around it naked with a flap of leather covering their cock, while occasionally making a war call?
Senecafag reporting in
>>690362766
Arikara Here
native canadian here, cree/ojibwe. I feel weird saying native "canadian" but I feel on a thread like this it's necessary to point out the difference. not that native people in canada aren't "native americans", they are. but here we just say "native" or "first nations" never "native canadian" or "native american".
>>690375017
Yes because that is my culture
>>690375305
North America. You are part of the Americas. It makes sense to me.
>>690374553
if you can, try the food! yum mutton and green chilli wrapped ina tortilla/frybread! damn i wanna fire up the grill lol
>>690375305
Just say your native name. Mine is Charging Wheat.
>>690375495
hopefully it's better than the folklore
haven't gone camping without my AR since I read up on fucking wendigos. not that it'd probably help much, but at least someone might hear...
>>690375745
....
Plains cree fag from canada ehhhhh cuz in calgary flexin on all these blackfoot guys lmao skoden
>>690374577
I've probably met him a long time ago, but I know a few of the other family members a little bit more. Haven't been around that area to keep up with a lot of people. Went to Frontier for a few years, moved and now I'm in college for a STEM degree.
>>690374838
BF is the shit. Bullet drop and what not. Snipe you across the map.
>>690375017
Probably saw my smoke signal.
>>690375912
...
>>690375912
I don't legitimately believe in them, I'm just easily sp00ked
the ar helps me sleep
>>690375314
>>690375960
The only two Natives in this thread.
>>690376096
Oh no, the little people and that damn skunk ape with the deer woman. They see you.
>>690376096
Well the food won't spook you. If that makes you feel better.
No need to have a gun at your side while you get some frybread. Unless someone takes your food
>>690375960
This is crazy.
Who do u know?
>>690376340
No skunk ape here. But little people sent chills down my spine.
>>690376340
>>690376523
dare I ask?
>>690375745
call bigfoot for help. in native lore he aint all that bad. he may help if you give him some blue corn meal lol
>>690376328
Only 2 full bloods
Rest are half-breeds
Which makes me sad
>>690376584
I wouldn't feel right telling the story because I wouldn't tell it right. My brother knows the story. If you have kik or something I'll ask him when I see him and let you know
wow why is this thread still up? drunk indian here
>>690376872
Us 3 drunk injuns are still replying. That's why
>>690376622
da fuck u jus call me? lol no biligana zhini or nakai blood in me lol
>>690376340
Did you say deer woman?
That bitch has absolutely scared the shit out of me since I was a child.
>>690376872
All the half breeds and white people decided to go to battle with proving their ancestry. What are you drinking ?
>>690376872
Drunk Indian here too. I wish I seen some indians that are my tribe too.
>>690366422
drunk ndn here, obv the sioux!
>>690376523
Different tribes have different stories for the little people. Back when I was like five, my mom knew a guy that was out hunting and shot at what he though was a rabbit. Went to go pick it up and it was a little arm from the middle of the forearm to the hand. She saw it and said it looked exactly like an arm. His family started to get sick and the hunter took it back to the place he shot it and said a prayer and left tobacco. Wish I had the chance to see it.
>>690376489
Patsy and Deloyce are of my generation.
>>690377012
haha
>>690377116
just smirnoff black cans the ndn killers
>>690377134
what tribe? two siouxs here, rosebud sicangu and ft peck sioux
1/4 Saulteaux here. registered status indian.
>tfw got $20,000 for free when i turned 18
feelsgoodman
>>690377134
NEVER FORGET AN HERO!
>>690377489
I got 1.8k, but my older sibling got nothing because it was before my tribe had a little bit of money.
>>690377489
wow great spend it wisely,
>>690377611
during that payout same here,
>>690377656
He probably cleared out all the fucking Fireball and Jack Daniels at the local Walmart .
>>690377472
Crow and Cheyenne.
2 in one but the tribe will only let me claim one. although my uncle claimed cheyenne and Crow simply because he had enough blood Quantum for both. He got shit faced. They caught him Though when he got both percaps. after several years :P.
>>690376622
wanna hear something even more sad our principle chief is 1/32
>>690362766
Navajo Nation here ayy lmao
>>690377367
Yeah little people weren't a good thing.
There's an urban legen that there was a car on stuck train tracks and was pushed to safety with little handprints on the back of the car.
My gramps told a story of his dad that had a car that left a cemetery with small handprints.
There's a story of the little people but I can't remember it. So that's the part I don't remember. Pretty sure it was the water people. Because the handprints were wet.
lol indians
>>690366105
most of the cherokee tribes don't require a specific amount of blood. you just have to be able to trace back a family member that was on the dawes rolls.
so you could potentionally be like 1/1024 and still be registered.
>>690374125
it's all about location /b/ro. is your casino near a big city? a busy highway? Rosebud & Pine Ridge are in the plains and there's not much around. Same for most of the California tribes. Only a few have a great location, like Pechanga.
>>690362766
how come the indians in NM and AZ are always drunk high and retarded?
also if the drivers for navajo trucking are actually navajo, you guys can't drive worth a shit
>>690377447
Patsy rings a bell
>>690377999
That's why theres over 200k on the roll for them now and also why everyone and their family claim Cherokee.
>>69037744
Deloyce too.
>>690377762
riva and lewis are cheaper
>>690377837
damn son, lotta shady stuff happened with that money, i dont trust the "elders" who handled all of it. uneducated elders
>>690377489
Tribe has oil
>tfw oil was found on my land
>doesn't own mineral rights
>ohwell.jpg
still gets money from tribe every so often
>>690378077
Pechanga here. Temecula is a shit city with nothing going on. Fuckload of Asians gambling there all the time.
Started as a tiny casino where most of the money was from bingo. Now it's a resort and casino. Tribe just keeps making it better somehow.
>>690377611
yeah, the reason i got it is because we had $130 million of land stolen so every member of the tribe got $20,000 as repayment.
there's only like 5000 members left so that's why it's so much.
>>690377656
i bought a car with it, which is decent i suppose
bring up the numbers have ten kids
>>690378079
because yeibechei is almost here. gotta day drink outside while we can befor the yei chase us back to our hogans
>>690378077
Not really, but its by one of the main highways near an interstate. I know they pull in a lot of money now. I'd like to see the financial work they have. The tribe diversifies their interests.
>>690378079
Because we're liberals you fucking retard
dont worry guiz bernie will save us
1/10^14 th native american here, my tribe split off before the land bridge, we're called M'asterracé
>>690377447
I'm about to crash.
Take care. Keep after that degree.
Til nxt time.
This place is full of drunk Dine' enit?
I bet they brought their tupperware too
>>690379046
If theres ever another thread and an Otoes pops up then it's probably me.
>>690379093
Fucking enit...
I dislike the sounds like that. buh, enit, Aaa...
>>690379093
too funny lol hey is september fair still a thing? or was it permenantely moved to july?
Navajo reporting in
>>690380026
Secrets don't make friends.
>>690380249
Carlos?
>>690379455
For sure
>>690380026
another scout eh? well it seems this turned into a navajo thread lol it was only a matter of time i suppose seeing as how many of us there are lel
>>690380304
Big negative on that chief little weenis. Just messing around though lol
The Navajo count will only get bigger lol
>>690380819
Why is that?
>>690380601
I changed it to chief cuck n' duck
>>690380926
because we dont need to chop wood for another few months lol
Half Ojibwe and Aztec, reporting in.
1/16th cherokee reporting
>>690381505
dude go back to mexico or get out of canada one of the two.
1/4 th Choctaw reporting in
>>690381505
Aztec, sheeit. You nigs be killing just to kill. I wonder if thats why Mexico is in the state that its in now. I mean gangs and narcos, but... a lot of killing.
cree ojibwe and soto is best native, the rest they might as well be cherokee.
>>690382006
Best native is an assimilated one, best native learn how to be white man
That's the worst native
>tfw u hispanicucks and '1/16th cherokee' cunts take this thread seriously.
>actual native americans rolling in their graves.
>>690382094
Good thing I am white, that metis tainted blood.
>>690381903
Ojibwe is in the Midwest of the United States, my Aztec part of the family kept them selves isolated from the spics and tried to hide until the 1800s when they decided to move to the states, wouldn't consider myself Mexican though since they didn't want anything to do with anything Spanish like.
the racists have returned. im out this was fun ahe'hee everyone.
sisseton-wahpeton oyate reporting in
>>690382442
ojibwe is manitoba great lakes, aztec are the natives of mexico thanks to the spaniards.
>>690382442
so when did your great great great grandma get some of that good spanish dick, juan? did you record it? post some wins, fag.
>>690382498
ahe'hee brother
>>690382498
>thread on natives
>leaves because of racism
really? what a lying cunt.
>>690382498
aho fam.
>>690382720
yes, apparently these fake 'native americans' take legitimate criticism of their skewed sense of self as 'racism'.
>>690382659
My Aztec part of the family hated Hispanics because they stole their land just like how the white stole from the natives Americans in the states.
>>690382868
Yeah, I bet you attended the Tribal meetings back in, what did you say? 1800?
>>690382824
pussies we call them pussies.
legit half mongolian-half turkic. still more native american than u fags, kek.
Great Grandmother was full blood Apache, got kickout because she married my white Great grandfather back in the 40s. Don't know what that makes me, never been tested.
>>690382868
>stole land
>got whooped
>>690382940
Lol my family stopped doing tribal meetings back in 60's, but if wasn't born in the 90s and way earlier I would have loved to go to a tribal meeting
Whats the consensus on 1/4th native blood?
Legit, or too tainted?
>>690383038
Some how your mother was fucked ages ago by a dirty turk and you time traveled to modern day and you waste your time on a anime board.. Right more native than me git gud fag.
mfw there are only savage north american indians here
>>690383235
ur not even native american, fag. eat shit and die, hispanicuck.
1/1012 Aztec warrior reporting in. Just letting you guys know, the Mexican pyramids are made out of graphite and basilica. Such materials came from our alien gods.
>>690372097
I hope they patched the part where after giving them out the white men somehow contacted syphilis.
Jk
;) we all know how we got it
>>690383121
21 and me 200 bucks, I haven't done it yet but my mom was pure too.
>>690383121
1(grandmother)+0=0.5
0.5+0=0.25
0.25+0=0.125% native in theory
0=white with no native blood.
>>690382442
>>690382637
That's all up to who drew the borders.
Surprised this thread is still up
>>690383342
>tfw u think being a turk is a bad thing.
>tfw ur juan
>tfw taco
>tfw turk
>tfw turkic gene pool spreads from western europe to china
>tfw atilla
>tfw tengri
>tfw genghis
>tfw mongol and turk
how u feelin there in mexico with your deformed, inbred genepool, thinking you're a native there, jose?
>>690383855
>researches
>mfw what
>>690383855
>atilla is turkish
what?
>>690384090
>turkic, different from turkish, im turkic, not turkish, remove kebab?
I did my paramedic training in Albuquerque, and holy shit are the natives there sad. My trainer was half hispanic/ half native and I'd be like "dude....... your people" then he'd call me white devil, lol. Like I felt bad for him. I have tons of stories about these ppl though. Like you'd go in to house with grandma having an obvious fucking seizure, but have to wait for the tribes witch doctor to finish waving leaves, and chanting spells and shit before you could stop the seizures, and you know like Dave her life, lol. Like we'd roll into the rez, and it would be so fucking sad, it's really hard to explain to a non rez person. It was like the movie black hawk down, without all the burning tires. Like imagine if you went behind walmart for scrap palet and carboard boxes, you literally couldn't do a worseworse job of building a "house" than these ppl. If anyone one wants more medic stories concerning natives I'll drop a couple.
>>690384197
dude it's nice you care about little things that I could give no fucks about.
>>690383855
That turk blood would be so diluted that the 1/256th guy would look like a pure breed.
>>690384276
"little things".
>said the 1/16th cherokee, rip right now.
>>690384234
Tell me about these ppl and these rez
>>690384371
sad thing is even if I was I would be purer than you hell even in the saying everyone and their dog is cherokee, the dog would be purer than you.
>>690384340
except there isn't any 'pure' turkic blood, fam. most of eastern europe is turkic descended from the times of the khazars and pechenegs, and panonnia, but they still turks.
